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Are you fucking kidding me?

What fucking mess?

Hello?

Yeah, I just checked in and I don't know what happened in my room, but it's a

jigsaw. No, nothing's clean. Bed's not made, everything, towels all over the

place.

Well, I'd like somebody to come up and clean it, yeah.

That's the quickest. I just checked in.

I guess I'm not much of a choice.

Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

Hey! Is there someone out there?

Help!

Oh, shit. What the hell are you doing in there? Oh, my God.

Oh,

you will not believe this.

You're in the foot box on the bed. What are you doing in there? Oh, God, I'm so

glad somebody finally came into the room.

Well, I'm a massage therapist.

Well, I give a special new room massage.

A what?

New room massage. Have you ever heard of it? No. Well, it's Vegas, and crazy

things tend to happen.

Yeah. So, yeah, I was...

Called in to do a massage for a group of guys and things got a little out of

hand and um The massage was going really great. And then the next thing I know

I'm in the box and no one's here and oh My god, I'm so

glad that you are here and you let me out.

I thought I was gonna be forever

Let me just get security. Oh, God, no. Do not get security. I've been kicked

of this place a couple of times.

You have? Yeah, that would not be good. I'm so sorry. I've got to repay you

somehow, though. But it looks like these guys took my money.

Don't worry about it. It's okay.

Apparently I helped enough, right?

No, I really, it would do me good if I could give to you.

Okay. Oh, well, hey, you know what?

All my massage stuff is still set up.

Can I treat you to a special massage?

Well, I... It would be my treat and just make me feel so much better since you

helped me out.

I guess, sure.

You are going to love this. It's just totally decadent and takes all your

away. Come with me. I'll follow you.

Come with me right in here.

Okay.

So this is a very sensual massage.

There's a lot of pieces to this massage.

So the first thing we're going to do is we're going to remove our clothes and

we're going to soak in the tub so that we warm up all your muscles.

Okay.

Here, I'll start so you don't feel uncomfortable.

Okay. Just roving in front of me.

Okay.

Alright, well, if you're going to do anything, I guess I'll do it too.

Alright, here we go.

I'm here in the spirit.

Wow, okay.

You're going to love this.

Am I going to take everything off?

Yeah, we need to get these. We're going to get in the tube. You don't want to

get these wet in the tub, do you?

Trust me, I'm a body worker.

I've seen everything.

Body worker.

So come step into the water. She's nice and warm.

So first, we're going to warm you up and cleanse your body.

You want your mouth nice and relaxed.

Treatment works best that way.

Oh my, you're hard.

Tight.

Definitely going to need to work out some of these kinks. Yeah.

Here, why don't you slide back here to my legs. It's relaxing.

That is relaxing.

Looks like you might work out a little bit.

A little bit.

Work those muscles out. You need to show them a little love.

Wait, you stay in such great shape.

Oh, I train the crossfit type stuff.

Oh, like all the gay guys do?

No. Not like the gay guys do.

Straight guys do it too.

Oh, do they?

They do.

Why don't we find out?

This is one

of those techniques I use to see if that's true or not

We're going to move to the shower now so we can rinse off real quick and get you

ready for the new room of life.

All right.

Well, I think we are absolutely ready to resume the class.

There we go.

I'm just going to coach you from head to toe in all of this.

This treatment is all natural and very, very good for your skin.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I guess to work exactly the way it should, you need to

smear it into you with every part of me.

Sounds good.

One more.

One

more.

There we go.

Take a deep breath. Are you ready?

um um

Cool.

Hello.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yes.

This is what college looks like.

Oh, this is the part where I get scared.

Oh yeah?

I thought you said you don't fucking massage people.

Is that part of it?

Yeah, with the right people.

Oh, okay.

I'll take that.

Oh God.

Yeah right.

Oh my god right there.

Oh God, yeah.

Thank you.

Bill, that's...

I never want to go back to that same old basic with God.