Original subtitles

You're in, Command Post.

ICU1 is calling.

Beach Calling is in place.

Over.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, shoot.

With June 30th only 72 hours away,

Hong Kong and the world are poised for one of the most

historic moments of the closing century.

The return of Hong Kong to Chinese rule

after a century and a half a as a British colony.

With both Prince Charles and President Jiang

Zemin at the podium and high-ranking guests

from all over the world in attendance,

there will be an unprecedented level of security

for Tuesday ceremonies.

Three security zones for land, sea, and air

will be patrolled by an--

A belly ring?

Does that increase the chance of getting sex?

Get away.

I meant for me.

Lance, work with me, will you?

I'm not loving this.

Sorry, sorry.

Lance, burn this.

Yes, sir.

Burn this in front of your parents.

Will you do that?

Yes, sir.

We can't wear underwear with these clothes.

Why not?

This underwear sucks, and I'm not going to wear it.

Why not?

They're denim.

The underwear is Spandex nylon.

So?

They're chemically reactive.

So then don't wear the underwear.

I've always been against underwear.

My record proves that.

Come on, people, work with me.

Your models, look bitchy.

Look like you haven't eaten in a week.

Don't fake it

V-Six Jeans.

Don't fake it

Are you cool enough to wear?

I need your support today.

Yes, sir.

It's a very hard day for me.

Why can't you be a gentleman like your partner?

My partner.

Where is Ray?

Give me the phone.

Yes, sir.

I need your support.

Does that mean anything to you?

Yes, sir.

I swear I got get out of the garment business.

Yes, sir.

Hey, nice wheels, man.

Take it for a spin.

You're sure?

A short spin.

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

Oi, yo.

Marcus.

Hey, nice glasses.

Cartier?

Yeah, do you want them?

I got boxes.

The greatest knockout artists in Hong Kong.

Hard to believe Marcus Ray gone legit.

Legit.

Legit.

Yeah.

Any good?

The last one's.

Work good.

15, 20 minutes.

Long enough to make sale.

Good.

I want to go out with my reputation intact.

I always made a quality piece of crap.

You know, Ray, you can always come back.

Hey, Choi, mm, you've got to use designers who speak English.

What's wrong?

These excellent.

Right out of picture and catalog.

I know, but "Pumma," one M. Only an idiot would buy these.

Now two Ms. These are hot collector item.

This is not your shipment, Marcus.

Get your hands off the merchandise or you'll lose

it.

You're in the toy business now, Skinny.

I thought you were too big for that.

I can be in any business I want, and no one can touch me.

Not you, not the law.

You want to know why your legs didn't just get broken?

I put a big bet on you in today's race.

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.

The Hong Kong Merchants Association

will begin its seventh annual charity race in 10 minutes.

That's our game.

V-Six Jeans is our name.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, give me some energy, huh?

Come on, give me the illusion that you give a crap.

Come on, people.

Packy.

Packy.

No, really.

Are you OK?

Can I get you some water?

Uh-uh.

You work for me, right?

Right.

And you're an elephant.

Right.

Then put your head on and get to work!

I'm not paying you peanuts.

Get going!

Get on it!

Marcus, Marcus, he's our man.

If he can't do it, no one can.

I'm late.

I'm late.

Aw, no, don't go.

Where were you?

At 8 o'clock, we had a tax meeting.

At 10:30, we had a fashion show.

At 11:15, we had a design meeting.

At noon, the copier blew up.

At 1:00 PM, we had an office meeting, Ray,

with the entire staff of V-16 saying, where's Ray?

Where's Ray?

Good job.

Hey, did you get my running shoes?

I got something even better.

You're going to love this.

It's Puma-5,000X.

Hydroplane sole.

Shock absorber.

Trust me, it's the bomby-bomb.

It's the shit.

It is shit.

You're kidding, right?

- @ - It doesn't matter what you

@ wear because I'm going to win.

Eddie, hey.

Just back from Tokyo, huh?

You son of a bitch.

One step ahead of an angry husband, hah!

Ah!

Hey, Tommy.

Hey, Eddie.

Nice clothes.

Steal them?

He doesn't mean it.

Hey, I thought--

I heard you were running.

I can't let you spoil my record.

Anyway, get ready to meet.

I'm going to kick your ass again like last year.

Hey, you won last year because you cheated.

No, because since you hooked up with Tommy, you got soft.

Soft?

I'll show you soft.

Who's next?

We got Shocks, we got K-3, we got Kandu.

We got 100,000 on Eddie Wang.

We got 100,000 on V-Six Jeans.

Any takers?

Bang, bang!

Hey, he's betting on both of us again.

He's a two-timer.

See you at the finish line.

OK.

All right, all right.

Here, here, here, here, take it.

Take-- take it all.

Because if you keep hanging out with them,

we're not going to be worth crap!

All we have is our reputation, Ray.

He's family.

Oh, he's family.

Yeah, the five families.

His brother is the biggest mobster in Hong Kong.

He's not his brother.

That's his cousin.

Just stop being an old lady.

No.

Not for me.

I don't want to anymore.

Marcus, he's our man!

No.

Mm, mm, mm.

Hup.

You worry too much.

Look--

I don't--

--I'm in good condition.

Avenue, then come back.

I don't want to.

It's a straight shot to the finish line.

We are locked to win, my buddy

Eddie's got the Fix in.

OK, OK.

Damn.

Oh.

Bite me.

On your marks!

Get set!

Go!

Go, go!

Go, go!

Now go!

Go!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Shit.

Don't panic.

We're a lock to win.

I'm not worried about winning!

I want to be a lock not to die!

You're not going to die, OK?

Oh-oh, turn it around!

Go, go, go, go!

You're in shape!

You're in shape.

I'm in shape!

Go!

Go!

He's taking the shortcut.

Turn here!

Turn here!

Here?

There's no "here" here!

Turn here!

Turn!

OK.

What are you waiting for, you idiot?

Go!

Go!

Go!

It's all you, baby.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Go, go!

Don't even think about it!

Go, go, go, go!

You got it!

You got it!

We'll win!

We're winning!

Come on!

Move that big beautiful ass of yours.

Hey, what you doing?

I'm just--

I'm just saying we're winning, that's all.

Hey!

Move it!

You got to want it!

Finish line.

Superfast.

Yeah, baby!

Yeah!

Hey, how the hell did he get ahead of us?

Good question.

Man, those Pumas must be knockoffs.

What kind of scumbag would sell knockoffs?

God damn traitor.

Eddie!

Something's not right now.

It's not him.

So what?

Eddie!

Ray, no.

Not a good idea, Ray.

Stop it!

Hey, what are you doing?

They've got Eddie!

You got me!

Drop it!

Bristra!

Eddie!

Eddie.

He was cheating again.

Thankness god.

Get up!

You're going to talk, perp.

No, he's not.

Move, move, move.

Police!

Don't move!

Now stand up slowly.

No sudden moves.

I got her.

I got her.

Tommy, what did you do?

She's a cop.

She's a cop?

Yeah, she's a cop.

You didn't tell me she was a cop.

You say you are innocent participants

in this rickshaw race?

For which I see no permit was issued.

However, a number of questions remain.

What kind of questions?

All we did was defend--

Defend ourselves.

We're innocent.

We're not-- we're not criminals.

That remains to be seen.

We've identified this man, Ivan Largoff.

Killed at the scene by Detective Ling.

He's formerly a KGB agent, Russian intelligence.

And since you're so innocent,

why would such a person attack you?

Maybe he wasn't that intelligent.

Look, we're legitimate businessmen with an office

to run, an office that employs a lot of Hong Kong citizens.

And pays those Hong Kong taxes.

Pay for the police, and that's why Hong Kong

police are everywhere.

Mr Ray, our records indicate

that you first entered Hong Kong as an illegal immigrant.

At one point, you were deported and came back immediately

because of the money you made, and proceeded to build

a large illegal business.

Hey, hey, hey.

We all make mistakes, huh?

Apparently.

Did you know the racer who was killed

by the Russians was a small-time gambler

and worked for your friend Eddie Wang?

Eddie Wang?

Doesn't ring a bell to me.

I suppose you don't know him either, Mr. Hendricks?

No bells here.

But I do have a little ringing in my ears from the accident,

though.

Sir, their stress levels are up.

They're lying.

Well, what a surprise.

Your self-defense story checks out, for now, that is.

You're released on your own recognizance.

Don't leave the jurisdiction, gentlemen.

This investigation isn't over.

And we know where you live.

Speaking personally, once we fold that Union Jack,

I don't care what they do with you.

Mr Hendricks, Mr. Ray, you may go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, we're a lock to win.

You don't weigh much.

Good call.

Good job.

It's shit.

Oh, no.

Uh-uh, wait a minute.

Sit down.

I have a few more questions.

Besides trashing your company's reputation, you mind telling me

what you're doing here?

I'm sorry.

Who are you?

Are you, like, Hong Kong Five-O?

Or is there a parking ticket we need to take care of?

Karen Lee, Executive VP International Sales,

V-Six Jeans.

Oh.

I realize this may be very difficult for you,

gentlemen, but please try to think.

What are those?

V-Six 606, size eight.

Your size.

I'm a six.

Thank you.

Ah.

Mr. Hendricks, the masseuse is here

for your regular appointment.

Yeah, cancel her for the rest of the week.

Make it the rest of the month.

Obviously neither one of you is

used to pulling your own weight in this company.

But please, let's give it a try.

Pull.

I meant together.

Oh.

Oh.

Pull.

That's enough.

Now try these.

Gentlemen, in light of our company motto and mascot,

how do you explain this?

Uh, well, I've been working out.

And uh, you, uh, naturally.

OK, they're knockoffs.

Exactly.

Cheap 8-ounce denim instead of the 14-ounce used in authentic

V-Six Jeans.

What?

There are knockoff artists in Hong Kong?

I'm shocked.

OK, OK.

You see, Hong Kong is kind of like knockoff central.

They knock off everything from Benetton to Fila

to knockoff Puma.

Yeah, and the pope's Catholic.

So what?

This pair came from the last shipment you sent to the States.

In fact, half the entire shipment was counterfeit.

No, no, no, that's impossible.

That's fact.

Inspector's report.

Check it against your own shipping manifest.

She's right.

She looks good when she's right, huh?

Mm-hmm.

And if half the entire shipment was 8 ounces instead

of 14, at wholesale, that means V-Six Jeans is out.

$4,200,000.

Oh, that's bullshit.

Aha, you didn't convert from Hong Kong dollars to US dollars.

The real figure is $5,400,000.

This calculator has--

Excuse us, please.

Bangkok won't ship the yardage

in 30 days because of the handover.

OK.

Swap the destination with the origin in the computer.

When it gets here, tell customs we made a mistake.

Then return it to a factory here, OK?

Yes, sir.

Mel, don't you have something for me to sign?

I sign things too, in private.

Oh, things like that falsified document.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Ray signs all the false documents.

Oh, I agree, and I think you two

have spent your time in Hong Kong getting drunk,

chasing after getting massages instead of taking

care of company business.

Look, the massage industry in Hong Kong

is going through a really tough time right now.

I'm just trying to help out the local college girls.

I don't know and I don't

care whether you two pathetic excuses for business partners

are mixed up in this knockoff bullshit as instigators

or just dupes.

I swear, we're just dupes.

Either way, we'll see tonight.

That's when the customs police is raiding the factory

these bogus jeans came from.

They'll need you to identify the merchandise.

Some local named Eddie Wang signed the lease.

Eddie Wang?

Doesn't sound familiar.

Ray?

I'll pick you up at 6:30 tonight.

No, wait a minute.

Ray got his ass kicked last night.

Ray hasn't slept in 24 hours.

Ray can't go on some wild goose chase.

Don't worry.

If Ray is mixed up in this knockoff bullshit,

Ray is going to get plenty of rest in prison, and so will you.

Prison?

Yes, prison, gentlemen.

You see, counterfeiting happens to be a federal crime.

Whether it's clothing or whether it's money, it doesn't matter.

Now, if you're not available tonight, I

can only assume that you intend to flee my jurisdiction.

In which case, trust and believe,

I will take appropriate action.

Like I said, 6:30.

Be there.

She looks good when she's mean, hmm?

Champagne?

Where is Eddie, big guy?

Where's your boss, huh?

Light you a cigar?

Of course not.

You're dead.

Idiot comrade Volkov killed you.

We've had enough of your screw ups, Volkov.

You're always high on something.

Now we give you tough love!

Cure your cold turkey.

Ah, Trevyev, your passports are ready.

Didn't your mother teach you not to make a mess?

You turn this place into a shit hole.

Do you want transportation out of Hong Kong?

And you want to get paid?

Our V-Six friends are headed toward the factory.

I suggest you cowboys get over there before they do

and clean up.

You're worried about Ms. V-Six, size six.

I'm worried about those guys at the market chasing Eddie.

Why?

Why?

OK.

Because he's a scumbag and he's probably got himself mixed up

with some Chinese "ting."

You mean tong?

Ting is a beverage.

I thought it was Tang.

That's another beverage.

And by the way, Eddie is no scumbag, OK?

He's my family.

"Eddie is no scumbag.

He's family."

Hey, easy on my shirt, big fella.

Yeah, that's a thousand-dollar Hawaiian.

Oh, that's now-- Jesus.

Oh, my-- Goddamn it!

You did it on purpose.

Look, I'm a scumbag, huh?

I never said you were a scumbag.

Oh, you thought about it.

Oh, great.

Now he's a mind reader.

Stupid asshole.

I should kill him in front of his parents.

Thanks.

Chief's upset with you about this.

You made a spectacle of yourself.

You know what he's like.

He wanted to keep a low profile.

Thanks.

Tommy?

Stay out of it.

Stay out of what?

Get your ass back in there or you're in big trouble.

I am ready.

Hey, hold on.

You're supposed to report to us,

but we never hear from you.

I'm busy.

You don't want me to tip off Ray, do you?

You've got years of training.

You can't handle a street punk like Marcus Ray?

It's a local named Eddie Wang.

He's running a knockoff factory.

He obviously made the wrong kind of enemies,

and I got caught in the middle.

Look, I got to get back down there.

Well, Eddie Wang, we may have to send him away.

That's something we can arrange.

You just got to--

Oh, jeez.

You think I can't smell cops?

It all fits now.

Huh?

Who?

You make me a partner while the executives from the States

looking for knockoffs.

You're setting me up!

It's not what it looks like, Ray.

You're using me to get to Eddie!

Who are you working for?

Tell me!

What are you doing?

What?

What are you doing?

Who the hell are you?

If they go over, I'm the last man you're

going to see on planet Earth.

Harry!

Game's over, Harry!

We gotta tell him!

Tell him.

We work for the government.

We're CIA.

Harry's my boss.

Now pull us up, Ray.

Pull us up, Ray.

Jesus.

You look confused, Mr. Ray.

It's simple, really.

Because my boy Hendricks here needed a cover,

so we really had to use you.

You were a little dirty, but we couldn't be picky.

Understand?

You understand what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Don't you understand what you do affects me?

You want to destroy our business?

Is that what you want, huh?

Whoever you are, you were supposed to make me legit.

You lied to me!

It was a need-to-know basis, and you didn't need to know!

There is not one legitimate businessman

in all of Hong Kong that would work with you!

Not one, Ray.

I did.

I've been carrying you for four years.

You're the king of knockoffs.

I was.

But you're still a fake.

Now that is a problem.

That is a problem.

Why?

There's this woman executive from V-Six Jeans.

She's from the States.

Somebody's counterfeiting our jeans,

and she thinks we're involved.

We're supposed to raid a factory tonight.

What?

Shit!

What the hell is the matter with you, asshole?

You're in trouble.

Nice building.

Thank you.

Too nice on your salaries.

What?

Check into Sublet, Manager's Residences, if convicted.

No, no.

It's just the lobby that's nice.

I mean, the rooms are very small.

Let me help--

Help you.

Thank you.

May I?

Here's the lease on the factory we're raiding.

Eddie Wang signed it.

It still doesn't prove he's a knockoff artist.

Why are you defending a gangster?

It looks like he's screwing us.

Oh, no.

With Eddie, it's more like date rape.

Would you explain to my partner that there

are three people on this bench, not just his bicep?

Hey, look, I hear you like 007.

Just the ones with Sean Connery maybe.

I hope we find something.

We will.

Last week, we busted a whole warehouse

where they were making knockoff Apple Babies.

Apple Babies.

Oh, I love those.

Me too.

I buy them for my niece Ashley all the time.

It's really starting to become a full-time job.

Really?

This is Vanilla Creme, She's the hardest one to find.

She's yours.

I got to tell you, though, she's--

She's a phony.

It seems like they're everywhere.

Sir, everything is prepared.

Good.

The men are in position.

Once everything is secure, we got

to get these V-Six people inside to identify the merchandise.

Yes, sir.

Marcus Ray.

Parents were doctors, died in Indo-China.

Adopted age 10.

And a series of meaningless jobs until you hooked up with Tommy.

That's supposed to be me?

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I'm sorry that after tonight Eddie will probably be arrested.

What are we waiting on?

Every night at the same time, they get a food delivery.

When the door opens, we go in.

Szechwan or Cantonese?

It's Mama's Pizza.

Hello, who's there?

It's Mom's Pizza.

Come on, let's go!

Don't let him go!

Hey, stop it!

Freaking hell!

Go on!

Hey!

Nice toy.

It's not a toy, so don't play with it.

Here's your wallet.

And I accept your apology.

No, no, no, no.

I'm not saying I'm sorry.

OK, OK.

The apology is over.

Happy?

Happy.

I'm sorry.

Me too.

Let's go see your boss, Tommy.

These guys have something against escalators?

What's with the sign?

We're entering the Buddha.

Wait, what's the cover charge?

We're going to have to search him.

It's all right.

I cleared it with the boss.

I know.

We still have to search him.

I said I cleared it.

Step back.

Sorry, man.

You want to tell me what it is you want?

It's OK.

A trade.

I'll bring you Eddie Wang if you'll take him out

of Hong Kong.

What are you, a comedian?

You think Eddie Wang is worth all of that?

All right.

You got to show me some more.

It's OK.

It's the Green Flame project, 1989.

The Soviets were years from completing it.

They must have finished it.

You see that battery your friend

is carrying around out there?

That's not a battery.

That's a state-of-the-art explosive device equal to a half

a stick of dynamite.

If he knew it was a nano-bomb, he

wouldn't be carrying it around like a cough drop.

Once they've achieved that level of miniaturization, Harry,

they could target anywhere they want.

They're already there.

They have a remote-controlled detonation device, probably

microwave.

And they're going to put these bombs into clock radios,

stereos, microwaves, cell phones, even children's toys.

And once the stuff gets shipped, there's a lot of innocent people

who're going be in lot of grave danger.

What about Eddie?

What do you want me to do about Eddie?

Bring Eddie in.

You tell him I'll protect him.

He might know something.

Thanks, man.

So you're a spy, huh?

I was an intelligence analyst.

Anything I heard of?

You heard of the Gulf War?

Wait, wait!

From Eddie.

What the hell is that?

It's a message from Eddie.

I know where he is.

Where the hell are we?

It's a fruit market.

Johanson would love this place.

I hope he keeps his word.

Shouldn't we be leaving a trail

of breadcrumbs or something?

So you still care?

My mother always loved that record.

You're listening to the grama for some reason, huh?

Bam!

I found the record in Papa's things.

You can take it.

We raided a factory last night.

Eddie.

Why?

You were knocking off her jeans.

Come on, Ray.

You're more than adopted.

You're family.

Be a buddy.

And Tommy's my bud.

Right, Tommy?

Buddies like to play, right?

Those jeans are the tip of the iceberg.

Do you know what you did?

Who set you up, huh?

Tell me!

Look, you won't like it.

It was Skinny.

When he brought these Russians to me,

it seemed like a sweet deal.

Skinny?

Yes!

I provide them with knockoff toys, toasters, whatever.

They do some modifications.

I ship them.

This is obviously between you two.

So if you can aim at him--

When I found out what they really were,

I shipped them right to the bottom of the sea.

They were nano-bombs.

You know?

Tommy's CIA.

The little dweeb is CIA?

Good cover.

Good.

I don't know how much longer.

Ray keeps telling everyone.

Right, Ray?

Eddie, I made a deal for you.

They're going to help you go somewhere safe.

I promise.

That's what Skinny told me, that he'd help.

But I'm going to help myself.

I've got something for you in the safe.

Oh, hold on.

This is the biggest thing to hit Hong Kong since Typhoon Hattie.

Better than money.

Watch him.

Come on.

I was going to sell to the highest bidder--

The French, Germans, or Beijing.

But family is family.

Eddie!

Oh, damn it.

Ray-- We've gotta run.

Don't you know the way out of here?

No idea.

Great.

Don't they have bananas here?

Aah!

God, I hate this fruit!

Shit!

It's me.

A VCR?

Surveillance tape.

Anyone who's been in and out of this place is on it.

Move.

Stop playing around.

Come on.

Let's go.

I'm going to find a place around here to collapse.

Great.

Wait for me in the office.

All right.

Let's get rid of this shit.

We're running out of time.

OK.

Hey, Skinny!

You better run, Skinny.

They're coming after you.

You are a dead, man.

You killed Eddie.

The Russians did it.

The people you got Eddie involved with.

You're a lousy liar, Marcus.

I didn't get Eddie involved with any Russians.

Then who was he hiding from?

Who knows?

You were with him when he was executed.

Executed.

Executed.

Why?

Why did you say executed?

You're going to tell me everything.

Cut it out, Ray.

You're not really going to do this.

Oh, yeah.

You bet on both sides, right, Skinny?

You bastard.

Tell me.

That was "A Hong Kong Love Song."

And we hope it put President Jiang Zemin and Prince

Charles in a cuddly mood for tonight's handover ceremony.

We'll have the news in five with an update

on the explosion in the Kowloon fruit market this morning.

But first, here's another romantic song.

This time from the US of A.

What happened to you?

Some explosion.

Ate the fruit market?

The one on the news?

Yeah.

Easy, easy.

Look at you.

You're bleeding.

We got to get you to a hospital.

No, no hospitals.

No.

We have to get you to a hospital.

No.

Look at this.

There's blood-- ouch.

Shit.

We need to get cleaned up.

Oh, yeah?

You know, sometimes you're in such shock,

you don't realize that you've been hurt.

Yeah.

Yeah, thank you.

So--

Yeah, easy, easy, easy.

What were you doing in a place like that anyway?

You know, Ray has some contacts.

What kind of contacts?

A friend, a buddy.

He blew up.

But, you know, shit happens.

Easy.

Got it?

Eddie knew about the bombs, huh?

That's why you killed him, huh?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Eddie was like a brother to me.

Yeah, lucky him and his brother.

If I'm right, this tape will prove

you booby-trapped Eddie's safe.

Piece of shit.

You Killed him.

Hey, don't go anywhere, OK?

We're going to have movie night.

We're going to make some popcorn, watch this.

You sit.

Be comfortable.

We'll be back.

Hold on.

Let me find it.

Wait a minute.

Stop it there.

Son of a bitch.

Who is that?

Karen, V-Six exec.

I don't believe this.

Hendricks is in danger.

You got to go after him.

He's walking right into a trap.

I'll go talk to Skinny.

Knockoffs.

Jesus.

You and Marcus have been acting really strange

lately.

Are you sure you told me everything?

We were trying to decide what we're going to have for dinner.

And I said, how about Szechwan?

And-- let the machine get that.

And he said, how about Cantonese?

We already had Cantonese.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Well, I was trying to decide what Hawaiian shirt to wear.

Oh.

Oh, I like this.

I'm into this.

Back when you got that fake identity

from the CIA--

We're going to play a little game, Hendricks.

It's called 20 Questions.

Question number one.

If that's even your real name, are you working alone,

or are there more of you?

Hey.

Hey.

Tommy, she saw Eddie before we did.

She's a bigger knockoff than us.

Watch your step, Ray.

Are you sure?

She was on the tape.

I was never into threesomes.

I got her.

I got her.

Right there.

Right there.

What do we do with her?

We take her to see the chief right now.

Johanson is dead.

What?

The Russians killed him.

And skinny too.

You better talk right now, bitch,

or I'll blow your goddamn head off!

Talk right now!

Look into my pants.

Go ahead.

Come on.

You were pretty eager five minutes ago, you little shit.

Just do it.

In the back.

CIA?

Bullshit.

It's a fake, Tommy, just like her.

No, it's real.

Check it.

It's good.

I'm sorry for what I said in the other room.

But those handcuffs are really biting into my wrists, you know.

I should have blown your head off and set you up.

Yeah?

Why the jeans act?

Langley suspected there was a mole in Hendricks division.

I'm here to find out who it is.

I have an emergency contact, but there's

no way I can trust anyone.

No, there's a special security unit attached to the American

VIPs here for a handover.

I think they can help us.

The American delegation

is led by Vice President Al gore, who is a champion of trade

with Hong Kong.

Vice President Gore is also expected

to meet the commercial attachés of the incoming administration.

You can't go like that.

You got to change.

Formal or casual?

Let's go.

I'll bring the van.

I'll bring the van around.

Holy fucking shit.

They're knockoff jeans.

Everything's knockoff.

V-Six knockoff.

V-Six knockoffs.

Boom.

Meanwhile, at Government House,

another historic moment, with the last British governor,

Chris Patten, in attendance.

The British flag is being lowered for the last time.

After Eddie dumped the knockoffs in the sea,

the Russians switched to our jeans.

Oh, so they're into fashion now.

And your business is booming.

You know where you're going?

The computer says they're shipping the jeans tonight.

You're never going to get away with this.

Shut up!

They're already getting away with it.

I know.

I'm trying to mind-fuck them.

The placement tests at Langley, I was off the chart

on verbal skills.

Could I die alone please?

Lucky for some, it's the handover tonight.

There's only one way out of Hong Kong by sea.

Oh, yeah?

If we hurry up, we can intercept them.

And by the way, do you know how to swim?

Electronics are amazing, huh?

Three months old, already it's obsolete.

Best part of microchips, you get mega bucks.

Small as a cell phone.

With this little kukla, you can do the job.

Boom.

We already told everybody, the FBI, the Mossad.

Shut up!

Surete, Barnaby Jones.

Now you will eat these.

Turn green in the flesh.

Better than a diet pill.

Two of these, you lose your appetite completely.

In fact, you will lose you completely.

Or maybe you will drink this.

You want to drink this baby?

Let's talk about this.

I want to talk.

I got some information.

No, you don't want to do that.

Do you like it?

You want more?

I give you more.

I open your mouth.

I open it wide open this time.

Way to go, Harry!

Nice shot!

Hey, even left a few alive to interrogate.

Now, come on, untie me.

Harry, come on, man.

Congratulations.

You've given the cigar to the wrong guy, Harry.

You didn't keep them alive for interrogation.

You just eliminated a partner you didn't need anymore.

Just like you did with Skinny.

Washington thought it might be someone in our organization,

but never you, Johanson.

After 20 years, why?

Intrapreneurship, baby cakes.

Now, once we have our little baby bombs all over the US,

there's going to be a monthly satellite bill that

would make HBO green with envy.

A hundred million dollars a month.

And if they don't pay, we send the detonation signal

and "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road."

"Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road"?

You better buy some new CDs, Harry.

It's pathetic.

Shoot them.

What the hell was that?

Go find out!

Toss it.

Yes.

Sir, a mobile unit has picked up a signal.

There's an unauthorized intrusion.

Sir.

Any change?

No, ma'am.

Still incoming.

Footprint of cargo vessel, sir.

No friend or foe beacon.

She already passed the first line of buoys.

There goes the second.

The next line is a dead line, and that's

exactly what it means.

Attention, all air units.

Attention, all air units.

This is Guardian.

Proceed to shipping warning lane and intercept approaching

vessel.

Use whatever force is necessary.

Roger.

Attention, cargo vessel.

Attention, cargo vessel.

Bouncer, report in.

What's going on?

Guardian, we have visual.

The vessel is out of power but seems to be drifting.

Approaching final dead line.

ETA, one minute.

Bouncer, that vessel must not--

Repeat-- must not cross that dead line.

If it does, execute with extreme prejudice.

Do you copy?

We copy, Guardian.

Extreme prejudice.

Over.

You heard him, boys.

Activate and arm weapon systems.

Weapon systems are active.

Activating now.

Attention, cargo vessel.

Attention, cargo vessel.

This is a restricted area.

If you do not change course, we will fire on you.

Do you read?

Cargo vessel, do you read?

Attention, cargo vessel, this is a restricted area.

If you don't change course, we will fire on you.

Attention, Barge 28.

You will be over the dead line in 10 seconds.

You must change course, or we will open fire.

Locked on target.

Fire on my command.

Steady.

Steady.

5--

Come on.

4, 3, 2--

Guardian, she's stopping.

Vessel has stopped 6 meters from the dead line.

They appear to be turning back.

Sir, weapons are still hot.

Deactivate weapon system.

Please confirm,

deactivate weapon system?

Orders confirmed.

Return to base and await further orders.

Roger, Wing Commander.

Returning to base.

That was a close one.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Move your ass up to the tower.

You here me?

Go.

Damn it.

We're under heavy fire.

We should move now, sir.

See if it's clear.

Go!

Ohh.

Oh, shit.

It's going to blow!

Come on, let's go!

It's going to blow!

Come on, let's go!

Start the engine!

Hurry up!

We're all going to die.

I'm doing my best.

Come on.

Got it.

Come on!

Come on!

Yeah.

Over here!

Are you OK?

You all right?

What happened?

I smoked his fat ass like a Roman candle.

Look, this is his detonator.

What are you looking for?

Johanson.

Victoria Harbor lights@ up with the first fireworks

starting just a few hours before the official handover,

kicking off a two-day fireworks extravaganza

where over $100 million will literally go up in smoke.

The use of fireworks, traditionally

a symbol of celebration, seems particularly

meaningful in these two nights when

the world watches as Hong Kong puts on its biggest

ever fireworks to welcome the Chinese--

They found explosives in our jeans.

That's not good.

People don't want explosives in their genes.

Hey, some people do, you know.

Check this out.

Are you crazy?

That's evidence.

I've been doing some research, Ray.

The average American home has 3.57 remote controls.

I was thinking, what if you had one that did everything?

I'm not just talking the VCR.

I'm not just talking the TV.

I'm talking the Jacuzzi, sprinkler system--

The police estimate that there

are over 1 million people on both sides of the harbor tonight

watching the fireworks.

You turn that thing and the garage opens up.

Oh, yeah?

It opens.

Sometime, just before 12:00 midnight,

each and every one in the Royal Hong Kong Police force must find

the time and place--

Forget it.

We don't know anything about electronics.

Well, let's stick to what we know.

The following is a special report.

A loud explosion was witnessed in the Kowloon area

this evening shortly after the fireworks began.

Spectators noted green flames from the explosion.

Authorities will not confirm whether the explosion

was part of the fireworks show.

Earlier this evening, a similar explosion--

What do you know?

Massage parlors, gambling, booze.

Yeah.

Hmm, that's not bad.

If I had a lot of money, a lot of money,

I'd start my own football league.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Only women players.

Right.

And I'd be the only guy.

Fantastic.

No action movie would be complete without sweat.