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I hate the way that my bill is sitting. I hate my hair.

God,

would I marry me? I wouldn't marry me.

This whole thing is just crazy.

Honey, I got your note. What's wrong?

I am so completely nervous. I don't think I can go through with this.

Sweetheart, look.

It's just wedding jitters. Every soon -to -be bride goes through, and you'll

fine. No, you don't understand. I'm sweating like a pig. I've thrown up

times, and I'm so completely nervous, I think even a little bit of pee came out.

Sweetheart, look.

Okay? The wedding's about to start.

Soon we're going to look back on this whole thing and laugh.

Okay? So you need to just calm down. Take a deep breath.

Calm down. Calm down. People are easy for you to say. Calm down.

Maybe you're right.

See? There you go.

You need to fuck me.

What? Yeah. To calm me down, to help me relax, you need to fuck me.

Sonia. The wedding march is about to play.

Doesn't matter. Then we don't have much time, do we?

Is it a good idea?

Yeah, I think it's a good idea.

Come on, hurry up.

Oh,

God.

Look at all these buttons.

You know it calls me down every time.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

Get your mouth all over me. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Get all nice and wet so you can come fuck me, baby.

Oh, yeah. That's your tongue all over me.

I don't know.

trying to calm me down, I was just really nervous.

Right, and a face full of goo was the only way.

This is all my fault.

Okay, look, you two just get dressed and I'll go stall them.

Okay, I'll do that. Get dressed.

Hurry up.

By the powers vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

for the honeymoon, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, for the very first time, I'd like to introduce to you Todd

Jensen and Sonya Stevens Jensen.