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You won't believe it. I just found out that our mom is a famous porn director.

You're a fucking liar.

Don't call me a liar, you stupid witch.

Jeep head. Jeep head. Mom!

Language, Elias.

Hello,

everyone.

You guys want to stop being such brats?

Do you see that your mom is dressed?

Can you go to your room for a little bit or something? Come on, let me show you.

Thank you, kids.

How are you feeling, sweetie?

I'm so stressed out, and I don't know when the writer's strike is going to be

done, and I don't know when I'm going to be able to finish this film.

Yeah, there's really not much you can do right now, huh?

I just hate my life right now, and these kids are driving me up the fucking

wall. Oh, Lord.

Well, look, with the production hold, I think I might have an idea.

You have wanted to go with your craving on Barb for a while, right?

Yeah.

Well, family vacation!

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm dead serious.

Now's the perfect time.

School's out. I can take a week off work.

That sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Oh, come on, babe. You need this right now. We all...

Okay, I have been wanting to go there. I mean, Barb has been wanting to host us

there. Okay,

I'll talk to her.

I think we should.

I would.

You're just excited.

You want to take that stupid RV out.

Yeah, that's right.

She's a beauty. In fact, I'm going to...

Take her to the mechanic right now, I think, and get her checked out. Right

Yeah. Let's be impulsive, baby. We should leave tomorrow, honestly.

Tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yes. Tell your sister, tell the kids, we're doing this. Okay.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

I can't believe mom made this movie.

Uh, just watching one of your movies?

Go to your room, Alana.

But we're adopted.

I guess we'll figure this out.

Yeah, I wasn't planning on telling you and your brother, but I guess now that

you're both sexually active, it just makes more sense.

I have been directing porn for a very long time, and now you know.

Can you at least show me some of your porn?

Sure.

I'll show you a favorite scene of mine.

Thanks, Mom.

Now you should probably do what you were doing, though, with him.

With this?

Yeah.

So watch the movie and enjoy it while you do it.

Okay. It'll help you.

Is it going to make you cum? Yeah.

I'm so close to cumming right now. Me too.

Yes, I'm going to cum.

Me too.

No one can know about that. It's just daughter and mom bonding. It's fine.

You're so strange.

My secrets are not strange and unusual.

I myself am strange and unusual.

Speaking of strange and unusual, we're going to visit your Aunt Barb tomorrow.

Really? Mm -hmm. Your dad thinks it's a good idea that we go on a family

vacation. Please, please, can I bring Lydia?

Your tarantula? She's my emotional support animal.

Whatever. Fine.

We're going to go on a family vacation.

That took forever.

Well, sorry I missed dinner, sweetie, but I was just so excited to get the RV

in. It's looking great, and I also picked up groceries for the whole trip

way. That's fine. The kids, they ate in their rooms anyway.

Yeah. Are they excited for the trip?

Oh, shit.

Gal is, but I completely forgot to talk to Elias. Oh.

Well, don't worry about it. I'll go talk to him about it now. No, it's okay. I

can do it.

I can talk to him. I have to have a conversation with him anyway.

Is everything all right?

Yeah. It's just some mommy -son stuff.

So, yeah, you just relax and go take a shower.

Ah, girl troubles?

Something like that. But why don't you just go take a shower, relax.

I'll get packed and all that. Yeah. All right, sweetie.

I'm sorry, sweetie. I totally should have told you and your sister what I do

a living.

I just wasn't thinking about it until now.

It's okay, Mom. I get it. Sex is weird.

It really is.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure. So, in your work, are there fluffers, or do the guys have to take

woman out on a date before they work? Like, what goes on?

Well...

No one goes out on dates or anything like that.

Okay. But to talk about fluffers, are you

getting hard right now?

I can see your cock wiggling around in your pants. Are you hard right now? It's

not a sex talk, you know. It's okay.

It's okay.

So I'll just finish answering you while I touch you over your pants, okay?

Okay.

So the thing about fluffers is it's really, and when a girl and a

guy are working together, it's the girl rubbing the guy like this,

and then she'll pull his pants down and start sucking his cock.

Are you sure about this, Mom?

Yes, sweetie.

Wow, look how turned on you are just by talking about all this stuff.

Perfectly normal.

As I rub your cock over your pants like that.

It's okay, you can push your pants down a little.

Yeah, look

how hard you're getting.

Yeah. Thinking about all that porn really turns you on.

Yes.

I

can

just see that cock.

It's throbbing. Those veins are getting bigger.

This is how you know somebody's about to have a big load come out of their

skull.

Believe me, I've seen a lot of it.

Does that feel good like that?

Oh, my God. You want me to feel so good.

So, see, there's not such thing as fluffers.

What there is, though, is there's a girl and a guy just like this.

I'm showing you exactly what happens.

The girl will stroke him and suck him.

You think this is a normal thing in your job?

Mm -hmm. What?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Yes,

the best part is the grand finale, watching them come at the end. That's my

favorite part about directing.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

You're going to make...

Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God.

Mom, you're going to make me cum.

Oh, my God.

You do this at your job every day?

Okay, Elias.

No one will know about this.

I promise.

Okay.

we're going to be going on a trip to see your Aunt Barb for a few days.

What?

Pack a bag.

Okay. Good night.

Okay.

Jeez.

artist, mum.

I'm so in awe.

Like, this is my mother.

Oh my god. Who even are we? We're the tailors. Yeah, we're the tailors. I'm

if you join us, we'll finish much quicker.

Well... Okay. But you know the rule.

We know. We won't tell our dad.

Okay.

But we have to be quick because seriously, he's outside waiting.

I don't want him getting suspicious, okay?

Okay.

You won't be needing this.

I want to see how you're doing there.

That looks great.

How did it feel?

Really fucking good. Oh, my God.

Oh, you're such a fast learner.

Yeah,

it's

just like that.

Oh, that looks so great when you do that.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, just like that.

You really did learn from watching all the movies.

Yes. Oh, yes, just like that.

More gentle.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Your stepbrother's cock is good, isn't it? It tastes so good.

Die.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Just like that.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

That's so good, Mom.

You're doing so good.

The syrup just like in the real life.

Yeah.

Yes.

Let me taste that pussy.

That's so good, Mom.

Thank you.

Makes it easy.

Come here.

Come up here.

Come lay on me.

Like that.

Yes.

Oh, nice and gently on that pussy.

You have to go nice and slow when you stroke her pussy.

Oh, that's so good.

You want to taste your pussy?

Feel good?

Yeah, I feel good.

Oh, I'm going to cum.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

You like the feeling of getting sucked in?

Yeah.

I just feel her just bouncing on my knees.

Yes,

that looks so good. I like that.

Yes, yes,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah,

taste

your sister's pussy while she eats mine.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Where are the tailors?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Are you out?

Are you out?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Oh, yes.

I think your brother wants to come already.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I think your brother wants to jerk his cock all over our fucking titties. Yeah.

Oh,

you really

got it everywhere, huh?

Okay.

Okay.

You have to get ready and go, so run like the wind out there so your dad

think of anything, okay?

Okay.

Let's go.

Come on, guys.

Let's hit the road.

Adventure waits for no one.

What's wrong with you? Why are you so fucking quiet?

Nothing. It's kind of embarrassing.

So, are you going to tell me, or are you just going to sit there like some

social puppy?

Look, when I was at camp last year, I met this cute girl, and it was just so

awkward, and I was nervous, and when I kissed her, she said it was the worst

kiss ever.

And it just, oh, I was so embarrassed, and, you know, it just sucks.

Look, some girls think it's sweet when you don't have a kiss.

But I've never really done it before.

I've got an idea. Okay.

Listen, we're not going to fall in love, okay? You're nice, but I think you're

about as attractive as a bar of soap.

But we can give it a go, okay?

Okay.

Relax your jaw.

Better. More tongue.

Better. Was that good?

Yeah, you're getting better. Okay.

More tongue.

Yes,

tongue. Okay.

Kids are awfully quiet back there.

Want to go see what they're doing?

Sure.

You too.

If you want, you do.

Relax, Mom. I'll just teach you how to tell.

Oh. Yeah.

You've done it before.

It's getting better. It's my first time.

The other day? I know. I didn't know either.

Oh, honey.

I didn't know.

Okay. Well, show me.

We've learned so far. Just the basics.

That's good.

Can I show you something?

Okay. Okay.

Oh. You see that? Want to do it with my tongue there? Yes, ma 'am. Mm -hmm. Oh,

wow. Mm -hmm.

Now do that to your sister.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yes. Keep going.

Oh, I have to capture this.

So proud.

He's got it better. Oh, so good.

Oh,

oh. Everything all right back there?

Yes, honey, we're just playing a heated game of rod bingo, right, kids?

You really should slow down, though.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. I think we're getting pulled over.

Okay, kids, put your buckles on and stay calm.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

I told you to slow down.

Ah, buenos dias, officer.

Driver's license.

Okay.

Secure.

There we go.

There you go, sir.

I'm going to need everyone to step out of the vehicle.

Everyone.

I mean, he just caught us in a road being stepped out of the vehicle.

Just give us a moment. Uno momento. We'll be right out there.

All right.

Let's go.

Come on.

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

No, I'm nervous, sir.

Are you fucking stoned?

No, sir.

You're shit.

It's fine, it's fine. I'll just take that.

Tell you what.

That was a dollar.

That's an awful lot of money, sir.

I don't know if we got that much.

Maybe 250?

300?

We could just fuck him, Mom.

Gal!

She doesn't... I mean, she doesn't have a point, honey.

She does!

We'll get out of it. What?

It'll be very quick!

Jesus!

I think it'll be good. You guys can just stay out here.

We'll take care of business. Be on our way.

We don't have the money.

Is that going to work for you?

All right, then.

Okay. Get to it, I suppose.

Okay, just wait there.

Okay.

Okay, officer.

And you two.

You wait out here and jerk each other off.

Garcia.

Thank you very much.

You don't have a thousand dollars?

I don't have shit.

I got my debit card, maybe 200 bucks in there.

Come on, ladies, get in the camper.

Sorry, it's a tight space.

How long have you been living in here?

Um, just like a couple of days or so.

You own a cat?

No.

Are you just throwing your clothes on the floor?

Yeah, yep.

This is your mom?

Yeah.

She's adopted, so it's okay.

Have you guys done anything like this before?

Just a few times.

A couple times.

But she's adopted, so it's okay.

I like the dynamic.

I want to see you two kiss.

Okay.

Did I say stop?

No, officer.

More tongue.

Fuck yeah.

Alright.

Seen enough of that.

How old are you?

22.

What can I say? I like them young.

Don't we all?

You know how to please a man?

Yeah.

What the fuck do you know about pleasing a man?

I'll try.

What do you think, Mom?

I mean, I think she could do a good job, but... We'll see, right?

You'll show him? Yeah.

I'll do my best, Mom.

Yeah? Yeah.

Take your shirt off. Let's see you want to.

Do you always breathe this heavy? Yeah, especially when I'm around a cop.

Tell me when to stop.

I keep going.

She's a little freak, isn't she?

Mm -hmm.

She really is.

Is this what 22 -year -olds wear, the bullshit?

Yeah.

Rip it off.

Mom, rip it off.

Oh, good Lord.

Sorry, I was getting hot.

Rip these off?

Okay.

Sorry, honey, but I'll just do one of those, too. I'll buy you a new pair.

Oh, look at that.

Yes.

Is this a G -string?

I think so. Is that what this is?

Yeah. Yeah? I don't know why she's wearing it.

Looks good, doesn't it?

She's been really sweaty all day in these, I can tell.

You like the smell of pussy?

Sweaty?

Young pussy?

That feel good?

You got his

full face in your pussy right now.

Don't you move.

You're in the same position as her.

Make him air these pussies.

Okay.

Look at those.

Look at those.

What are these, fucking granny panties?

No.

Your mom's wearing granny panties.

It's laundry day.

Goddamn.

It's a nice looking pussy.

It's got rhinestones on it.

Yeah. Yeah. Some of the rhinestones.

There we go.

Now it tastes as pussy.

Sorry.

Yeah. Nice fucking pussy.

Thank you.

There's so much good you can do.

I taught her everything she needs.

Yeah.

You know what they say.

Family that plays the other stays together.

Mm -hmm.

It's not true.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Stay on it. Yeah.

Stay on it.

Show me how young girl you are.

choose.

Cocker air. Don't be a fucking quitter.

I think she chose cock.

Yeah, it's just like,

oh, you suck that cock so bad.

See, the hamster's so happy to see you.

God damn.

Damn, boys. Mama's got a melt on her.

I love it when you get these pants on.

Officer Honey wants you.

Why would you like me, sir?

What?

Why would you like me, sir?

There's no tattoo you have there.

Yes, he has a tattoo on his back.

Yeah, I have no regrets.

My daughter sucks these balls, boys.

You're doing so good.

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah,

go all the way down. Move that hand out of the way.

Grab her hair, baby.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

I'll just sit up.

There's not much time for this. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

She really knows what she's doing.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Does that feel good? Yeah.

You're doing this for the family, honey. I'm so proud of you.

Oh, my

God.

I want to taste that cum.

I want you to put that cock in there.

Put my cock in your mouth.

Beautiful ball.

Oh, good one.

Oh, shit.

Put your pussy right by his face.

You have to make sure you're always letting him taste it and smell it. Put

fingers inside of it.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Put your head up.

Like, you're not part of them. You're a young little pussy.

I'm so glad you're coming.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

You have hands of the law on that ass.

The law on cock and the law.

Let

me see that

pussy. Put that pussy on my face.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You're definitely shaking yourself.

Oh,

I'm going to cum.

I wonder what an ox or a lion tastes like.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. You like that trick? I taught her that.

Right? I just want to go on the tip, stick on it all the way.

I'd love to see the cum all over her face and we can eat it off. Yeah.

That'd be so hot.

You really have something to show Dad, huh?

I like that one.

Probably.

I'll show you that one.

Yeah,

spit all over it. Spit all over it.

Yeah,

right

there.

Well, it looks like your entire family is free to get out.

Thanks, officer.

We did it, Mom. We did it. I knew we could work something out.

Hey, stay the fuck out of my town.

Yes, officer.

What's wrong with us?

Yo, dad.

I think that cop's got a transtab.

Oh, so no regrets, huh? Not even a single letter?

Oh, my gosh.

Wow,

this is a big house.

If you weren't related, I would say go make some babies. I love babies. Well,

where I adopted, I guess it could work.

Mr. Comedian over here, I would say the day your parents adopted you.

Best day of our lives.

Yeah.

Well, you all look exhausted.

Why don't you come in and get some rest and get ready for the festivities? Oh,

Barb, that's not necessary. We just want to chill, relax, and evening, and drive

along.

Well, I was just thinking we would have a fun family game night.

That sounds good.

Yeah, what's up?

Oh, I don't know, just ever since we left the house, the kids have been

kind of weird.

I mean, I don't know if you know anything about that, but also, you know,

you, we haven't really gotten to make love this whole time.

Oh, okay, okay. Can we just not, yeah, can we not do that right now? Can we

talk about this later?

Is there going to be a better time to talk about it? There really is. I just

want to talk about it later. We're so tired. We've been driving a lot.

I'm so tired.

All right. I just want to relax. All right, we'll talk about it later.

Okay. Thank you. Time for a night of dinner and sadly fun, kiddos. Kids are

the dinner table. Is everything okay in here?

Everything's great, Barb. Thank you so much. We'll be right there, okay?

Okay. Yep, we'll be right there.

So, you're a pornographer now?

Yes. It's not that big of a deal. With the writer's strike going on, I didn't

know when I was going to be picking work back up.

So the opportunity kind of fell into my hands.

This big porn company reached out to me, offered me it, and I took it. I needed

the money.

And the kids know about this?

Yeah. They're actually really cool with it.

They called me a cool mom, not a regular mom.

That's unbelievable.

That's really not that big of a deal. Just calm down, okay?

It's unbelievable. It's not. We're going to talk about it later. Calm down.

Breathe.

Sarah, that'd be a pleasure.

Tomato. Berry?

Right!

Our nation's capital.

Hawkeye. Hawkeye.

Al -Qaeda.

And war.

I'm sorry, sweetie. Your aunt gets carried away sometimes.

She's so sad.

Fish. No,

what else have you conveniently been leaving out?

In front of the kids.

Statues. Look, the whole trip, something has been off.

What aren't you telling me?

Later. Later.

Let's go.

Hammer.

Tool. Chop. Bark.

Cucumber.

Pinocchio.

Pinocchio. Cucumber.

Ball.

Dick.

He's so good. I knew that. I am really good.

You are? Mm -hmm. Really great. Really, really good.

Oh, my God. Where's Lydia?

I'm not sure.

You lost your tarantula again.

Does that even work? I don't know, but I don't want it to get worse.

Come here.

Maybe this is the answer.

Mom,

that's a huge boner.

Whoa.

Yeah, you probably should do something about that.

Wow.

That's a good job.

I think we're definitely getting it out for sure.

What do you think?

Should we sit on the couch as a family?

Yeah, is that what you want?

of us right now.

Look at that. Oh, my God. That's so sexy.

Oh,

yes, it's so good.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, nice and easy.

You're super sweet like that.

Suck your brother's cup.

Your adopted brother.

I don't know.

Because the swelling went down, but it went to somewhere else.

Oh, I love seeing this hurt. I can't get my face like this.

My stepdadder eats my pussy.

I know there's still some fucking poison in there.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Your fucking gadgets stack us on each other. Oh, that's so fun. Yeah.

Yeah.

You can't come until I tell you you can't hear me.

Yes.

Both of us.

Remember that trick I taught you with the officer on the side?

I taught her this, honey. Watch.

I am watching, trust me.

Wow.

I taught her this.

That is some move.

This is how we saved $1 ,000.

What a good bargain.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

How much you like it?

Holy fuck.

Oh my God. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Come taste it. Come taste it. Come put your finger in the water.

I wonder what the venom looks like when you

shoot it out of him.

We're going to find out.

to go.

Yeah, I want to watch it from right here.

Just like that.

Oh, that looks so good.

That pussy.

Yes. Yes.

Get back on there.

Come on.

Spread that coconut.

Lift it up.

Yes, right there. Hold on.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

Bye -bye. Bye

-bye.

You come with your fingers, don't you? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fucking squeeze that pussy around that. Oh, no. Squeeze that cockless inside of

you. He loves that.

Yeah. Yes.

Yes, he loves that.

That's right, son, just worshiping the ladies.

I bet if we worship you, we'll get something to

come out of you.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I'm with her.

Yes, this is a good meal for sure.

I love this.

Yes. I'm going to shove it back in.

Let's get her to come.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Holy cow.

Get it all over those pits.

Get those fucking pits all over.

Yeah.

Get it all down that amount.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Such a good fucking.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Don't leave any. Don't leave any.

Yes.

We should get cleaned up.

All right, well, you know where the showers are.