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Yes, sir. Of course.

Alright, I'll call you right back.

-Flip, I have a client-- -Knock!

So it is now day three

-Yup. -since Flip's breakup.

And it's been three intensive days.

Knock!

So we took it upon ourselves to cheer him up.

Whoa, schucks!

Whoa, whoa, schucks!

Okay, he's coming.

Flip, come here quickly.

-That'll be cool. -We need you in here.

No one needs me.

But polony needs you.

So, I'm doing an Insta Live where we all taste the polony

and say how nice it is, and it's your turn.

So sit over there, look into this camera

and say, "DPM polony".

Take a big bite and say, "It's real meat".

-Okay? -That's lovely.

Remember it's live, so people are watching as we film.

Yes, Kayle. I know what Insta Live is.

I'm a Boomer.

-Roll. -Okay.

Three, two, one.

DPM polony.

It's--

-Go, go. Keep going. -Swallow.

Real mea...

Say, "It's real meat."

-Flip, we're live. -Real mea--

Real meat!

Your face, Flip!

There's a camera. There's a camera. There's a camera!

-There's vinegar in the polony. -You bastards!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, schucks!

Joanne, stay.

-Hey. -Hey.

I'm going out for a meeting.

I'm getting a coffee on the way back.

Can I get you one?

I'd really appreciate a decent coffee.

Okay, yeah.

Yes, I'll need some caffeine for the...

long road home this weekend.

-Oh, yes, that. -Yeah.

Yeah, good luck.

Thank you.

-Thank you very much. -Was that Elvis or Madiba?

That was Elvis. I'd never do Madiba.

It was Madiba.

Shame, yes. It's...

It's not going to be nice.

Breakups suck.

Attention, everyone.

Some of you might not know, but...

I've been dealing with a few bitter personal issues the last few days.

But I'm a private person so I don't want to talk about it.

In short, Martie cheated on me with three to five guys.

The exact numbers are still unclear.

It feels like my heart was flung over the handlebars of a BMX...

onto the tar, no knee guards.

You know, 40 degrees in the sun.

And now my heart needs to drag himself off the road,

but he doesn't have arms.

So...

now he's just crawling through it, and...

the wounds are open,

letting bits of hot tar work their way into the wound,

and it's painful.

Because...

he can't phone his mother because she's dead.

And his dad never answers his phone, so...

But I'm over the worst.

And I will get better--

Oh, f--!

Flip.

Martie.

Flippa.

Flip, she hasn't changed.

Bud, you're not thinking.

Flip Bosman, don't close that door.

Flip Bosman.

Flip Bosman.

Bud, you're not thinking straight.

Bud, you're sleeping. I'll give you a scare.

Flip, wake up.

Well...

Martie, before you apologise I just want to mention--

I'm only here to arrange access for the deliveries at the prison.

So that's how it's going to be?

Sort things out in a jiffy.

You made me choose.

And you chose five other guys.

It wasn't five.

More or less?

Okay, wow.

Well.

Here. Is. Your. Stuff!

Throw it away. I don't want that stuff.

And this?

What is that?

It's a voucher.

There's only one in the whole world.

If you promise me and sign here

that you'll never mess with my heart again,

-then I'm yours. -No, thanks.

You're a bitch, and I never want to see you.

That's impossible because we have business to do.

I think you should forget about this deal and find other polony.

Maybe you're the one who should leave.

I'll never leave. This place is my whole life.

-Wow, that's sad. -That's not sad. I'm sad!

And...

Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you, but...

there's quite a big demand for polony.

So the price and the contract has doubled.

And I-- Why are you laughing at me?

You know it's not my money, it's the state's money.

So make it whatever you want. It's still a bargain.

So that's where our tax money goes.

Nice.

I should've known from the start

that you were going to ride me without a saddle. Bareback!

You know what? I'll come back after your tantrum.

It's not a tantrum, it's...

just me trying to untie my emotions that are knotted up--

Goodbye, Flip!

-Hey, excuse me. -Hi!

Do you work here?

Yes. Are you looking for someone?

Yes, it's actually a bit awkward, but...

my boyfriend works here, and I'd like to surprise him.

Oh, okay.

Joubert. Do you know him?

Yes!

-Yes, I know him. -Okay, cool.

Sorry, I'm Emma.

-Hello! -Hello.

Oh! Hello.

You are... Stella.

-Yes. -Yeah.

Pleased to meet you.

He went out.

-But you can wait upstairs. -Okay.

Listen, can I hide under a desk?

-Yes, yes. Go for it. -Okay.

-I'll help you. -Thank you.

No, Flip. We can't walk away from this contract.

Ayanda, she's going to strip us bare and break our hearts.

-What? -Trust me, we can't trust her.

Why? What are you basing it on?

It's just a...

It's a...

It's a feeling. It's an instinct, you know?

Her emails are dodgy.

And she doesn't have a strong chin.

And look what the staff think of her.

Okay, Flip.

This is a good thing.

This is the biggest contract your team has landed.

You should be proud.

I got an email this morning saying for some reason,

they're willing to pay double.

Double! That's amazing.

How did you even do that?

Did you have to sleep with her or something?

What?

No!

No, no, no!

No!

No.

Flip, did you sleep with her?

Nope.

No, we didn't sleep together.

Well, we fell asleep together.

She stayed over, but there was no sex.

Please tell me you're joking.

-I'm joking. -Don't lie to me.

-Okay, I'm not joking. -Dammit, Flip!

It wasn't sex. It was just a bit of making out and fooling around.

And handcuffs and leather and a bunch of weird--

I'm telling you, she's weird.

You are suspended

with immediate effect.

-What? -It's against company policy.

You know this!

I'm not discussing this with you any further.

Suspend her! She broke my heart.

-Don't suspend me! -She doesn't work here.

She's not my worry!

I'll tell you what your worry will be.

The riot that'll break out when people realise I've been fired.

These people love me.

Remember the EFF and Clicks? Remember that?

You're Clicks.

Yeah, don't come running to me when Q starts throwing rocks.

And why specifically Q?

Because... he has exper--

He... has a good arm on him.

-Very-- -Flip!

Stop talking

before I add racism to the list.

Wha--

Wow!

He'll probably be here shortly.

Cool.

That's a nice jersey.

Thank you.

Yes, yes.

Oh, hello.

-Tjaart Ferreira. -Stella, hello.

You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen in my life.

Oh, thank you.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Pocahontas?

-No. -Well, I'm saying it now.

It's my favourite cartoon.

Listen, I don't do this often, but you're an eleven... out of ten.

And I promised myself I'd never do this again, but...

-This is Joubert's girlfriend. -Oh, that sucks!

So badly.

Okay.

Next time.

-He's not well. -It's okay.

-I'll just... -Okay.

Oh, I think that's him.

-Okay, hide. -Yes, you'll see!

You'll flippen see!

You've stirred up a hornet's nest. A hornet's nest!

Attention, everyone!

So I've basically just been fired.

-What? -What?

After 20 years of service!

What is my crime? Love.

-Flip, you're joking. -No!

No, I'm not.

So if anyone's really upset about this,

this is the time to show the full extent of your emotions!

Come on, Q. Go ahead!

Come on, come on. Umshini wami! Umshini wami!

Do it, Q!

Okay, fine. Anyone else? Come on, guys!

Do something!

Burn the place down! Break something!

Write an aggressive email...

Tjaart!

Tjaart, put that down.

-Q, what is she saying? -She's literally speaking English.

Don't listen to her.

Bud, I'm sorry. I don't know...

Is that it?

What's going on here?

-Hey, Joubert! -Hey.

-Hey. -Hey, Jouba.

-What's going on, Flip? -They're trying to get rid of me.

-What? -The old White Rhino.

-What? -Surprise!

Whoa!

-Stella, hey! -Hey!

What...

-Are you going to hug me? -Yes!

-Yes, yes, yes. -Hug her, hug her!

Kayle, here's your coffee, bud.

-Really? -Yeah.

-Is there almond milk? -Drink your f-- coffee, Kayle.

-Hi! -Hey!

Wow!

True love.

-Flip? -Hmm?

-You should go. -Oh, yeah.

This isn't the last you'll see of me.

-Well... -Well...

This breakup caught me off guard.

But as our first Black Springbok captain always says...

Siya...

soon.

Kayle, this is Stella. This is Joanne.

-She's in Customer Service. -Hello.

Stella, Gavin's with me in Sales.

So lovely to meet you.

This is Hendrik. He's in Health and Safety.

I thought you and Emma were together.

No. No, no. No, we...

We work together on the socials and sales, but...

Emma's like a sister.

-Can you imagine? -Oh, yes, no.

Thank you, but no thank you.

Oh, so you're single?

Good to know.

Don't worry about that guy.

He drinks tomato sauce from the bottle.

Auntie Miems, this is Stella.

-Yuck! -Yup.

-I get why you do coffee runs. -Yeah.

Yeah, you get posh coffee.

Coffee.

Then, powdered coffee.

And then, muddy water.

Then, whatever this

cup of art is.

Let's get lunch.

Yes, okay. That'll be nice.

Let me run to the bathroom.

Okay, I'll wait for you.

-Okay. -Cool.

Yoh. Crazy morning.

Yup. Crazy.

-She's great. -Yes, she's great.

Okay.

We'll be right back.

Yeah, wish me luck.

She's great.

Really great. Actually, great.

Guys, I promise.

Guys, what do you think really happened with Flip?

Well, he did have an undisclosed relationship with a client.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's more than enough grounds for suspension.

Then I should've been fired 23 times already.

-What? -I'm Customer Service.

Sometimes, I have to service a customer.

I expected nothing less from you, Joanne.

Proud of you, girl.

You know, I'm actually thinking of going for Flip's position.

-Really? -You're not qualified.

No, but I am Black.

Facts.

Remember, everything I've said was a joke, right?

Oh, is that so?

Excuse me! Is this Deluxe Processed Meats?

Flip!

No, Mr Bosman.

Client.

What are you doing here?

You sell polony, I buy polony.

I'm allowed to be here.

Fine, I'll take your money.

-How much do you want? -Well...

what can you give me?

Come on, I want the whole pitch.

Come on.

Come on.

There you go. Thanks.

Tramezzini.

-I'll have that. -Yeah, it's nice.

It's really nice that you're here.

-Right? -Yes.

It's so nice.

Long distance sucks.

Yeah, I...

I hate it so much.

Yes, I'm so glad you say that.

I hate it.

Every single moment, I feel like I--

Yeah, same. I--

-Gosh, okay! -Yes, I...

I actually wanted to...

tell you this later.

-But... -It's fine.

Surprise number two!

I'm moving to Klerksdorp.

Wha... What?

Yeah, I don't know. I literally just applied.

I got the job, and I'm moving in two weeks.

That's awesome.

-Jeez, come here. -Yeah, gosh!

-Oh, my word! -Good grief!

-I am so excited! -Me too.

I am...

Please don't make me do this.

What?

I want to buy polony. Lots of it.

I have a lot of money.

Lots of money.

Hundreds and hundreds of rands.

Okay, Mr Bosman.

I can do...

cheese polony, ten kgs, at R79.99 per kilo.

Alright, just for you...

a special price, R75.99 a kilo.

It's a good price. Nice. Great.

I'm going to hang around outside here

to make sure you're doing things right.

-Okay, Flip. -Okay, I don't like your tone.

Yes, I think I'll complain to Customer Services.

Yes, just a tip. You can be a bit friendlier

to people who spend their hard-earned money here

where they worked for 20 years

at the same place.

Is Customer Services still...

Thank you.

Ma'am, I'd like to lodge a complaint.

Send an email.

Okay.

Spelling mistake.

Don't use Tipp-Ex on the screen, okay?

-Hey, Britney! -What?

My name's not Britney.

Oh, aren't you a Brit?

A coffee for the client, please.

You know what, Flip? No!

I don't have to take this from you anymore!

Your name's not on the door anymore!

And I only listen to people whose name is on the door!

Wow.

That was quick.

Do you already have a new boss?

Who is it? Who's next?

Well, Q actually said he was going to apply.

No, we were just talking.

-I'm not being serious. -Q!

It's just... we were talking--

Yes, I can see it.

I can see it.

The Afrikaner man. He's a dinosaur.

Take all the Afrikaner uncles and me

and throw us on an island so we can

braai and tell each other old Tolla jokes,

and where we can't be seen or heard.

Flip, it was a joke.

-I'm not really-- -No, no, you can. Do it. Do it.

Do it, baby. Do it!

Do you have the brains? Yes.

Skin colour? Yes.

Mapimpi story? Yes.

But answer me this.

Is this place your everything?

Is this place your whole life?

-No. -Well, it's mine!

It was mine.

So, sorry, brother. You don't qualify.

None of you do.

No one!

None of your names are worthy of this door.

Not you.

Not you.

You... Not you. Not you!

Miems, sorry. Not you either.

-Flip. -Only my name--

Flip.

I think you should go, bud.

Before things get ugly.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Schucks.

Guys, it's Flip!

There's a camera.

There's a camera.

I don't really want to buy polony.

I only wanted to teach you a last...

A last present.

F-- off.

Campbells or Kurt Darren?

-I... -Wow, it's tough.

I don't know.

They all have nice sokkie music. Nice doof-doof.

-Yeah. -Yeah, that's a tough one.

And another one, "Afrikaans is Groot" or "Krone"?

I have both on Blu-ray.

What was your experience out of ten?

I don't have anything to measure it against.

It's just a flippen fancy, expensive sandwich, that's all.

How much work do you still have to do?

I'm not quite sure what's going on.

Did he say anything to you?

Oh, wow. I'm so glad.

Gosh.

Ayanda, hello.

Martie?

Hi. How can I help?

Twenty years.

A few things in a--

Why is life so damn unfair?

I'm sorry.

It's not your fault, Duncan.

Are you ever going to finish building this field?

Yes, Duncan, I am.

But only if you catch this ball, okay?

Okay, move back. It's going to be an uppie.

Duncan!

Duncan!

Duncan, you champ!

You flippen champ!

Come on, Duncan.

Flip.

Ayanda.

Hear me out.

Okay?

You can let me go, that's fine.

But can't let these kids' dreams go.

Flip, please.

You don't understand.

I promised Duncan here that I'd build that rugby field

if I kicked an uppie and he caught it. And you know what?

I kicked this ball sky-high because I have a cannon foot on me,

and this downy caught that uppie.

I mean...

I mean, it's a sign. So you know what?

You can fire me, that's fine.

Fire me, but promise me you'll build that rugby field.

Do it yourself.

You're reinstated.

-Come again? -Martie called.

And she said if we let you go because of her,

she's going to cancel the contract.

-She loves me. -No.

No, she's going to get in trouble on her side.

She can't have that.

So this is your second official warning.

How many do I get?

And, Flip, please...

return this kid to wherever you found him.

-Okay? -Yes, Auntie.

Come on.

Small announcement.

I'm back!

-What? -Yes!

Just for the record,

any one of your names

would suit any door in the world.

Except this one.

Drinks on me!

-Yes! -Yup.

Nice! Put me in a time machine, send me back

and ask me if I'd ever jump into bed with a client again...

In a heartbeat.

Because if I hadn't got involved with Martie,

she would never have called Ayanda to give me my job back.

So, sign me up.

Nice!

Bossman!

Nice. He's back.

Do you want... need anything? I can get you a beer.

-Do you want me to get you a beer? -No.

Okay. Well, I'm here to serve.

No, it's okay, Britney.

-Flippa. -Oh, what a day!

Stella, today wasn't light music.

No, no, it was nice.

What's news? What brings you to Klerksdorp?

She actually got a job at BMW around the corner.

-Yeah, it's very cool. -Wow!

I'm moving to Klerksdorp next week.

Great, now you don't have to fool around over the phone.

Fool around in person.

Go ahead and just fool around here.

My mother always said...

"That which belongs to you will always come back to you".

Today couldn't have a better ending.

She also said you could drink Handy Andy for bronchitis.

She was unstable, but...

she was right about this one thing.

Because even when life

tries to tear you away from what belongs to you...

-I'll be right back. -Okay, see you at the car.

...get up and scream.

"No, not today, pal.

Try again tomorrow."

I forgot my jacket.

Okay.

I'm so sorry, Emma.

For what?

Okay, have a good weekend.

Gosh!

Thank you, Emma.

I'm also happy to be back.

I'm glad.

-Wow. -So glad.

Everything will be fine now, okay?

Thank you, Flip.

Duncan, lets go get a nice, big ice cream.

Where do you live?