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Are you sure this is your first time fucking a girl?

It's not.

I've been with plenty of women.

I'm not even gay.

Let me tell you how it all started.

I was evicted from my apartment a few months back.

I was desperate.

And then I found an ad.

Two girls looking for a roommate.

No straight guys allowed.

The rent is super cheap, so how hard could it be to pretend to be gay?

With date girls, it's pretty fucking hard.

From day one, they started walking around naked.

I was not going to give up that $400, right?

Never.

Oh my God, girls.

What are you doing?

Oh my God, stop it.

Come on.

and butt what are you scared of some boobs they're gonna eat you oh my god

can

i

eat in peace

Ew. Ew.

Hey, Tony.

Hey, Tony. Come stretch with us.

Thank you, sweetie.

Yoga is too straight for me.

Come on. Yoga is good for you.

It feels so good.

You're so flexible, girls.

Why don't you go do that?

You could too if you scratched with us.

We're very flexible.

Yes you are.

I'm fine sweetie, thank you.

I was so close to breaking the character.

So close.

What a guy is supposed to do when he has so much teeth and ass around.

I couldn't stand up.

Not with the region boner in my pants.

Tony!

Can you come over and help us?

what do you need we're going on a date and we need your help picking an outfit

sure show me what you have so

i was thinking this i'm gonna try it on sweetie that's an insult to my

eyes well let's see what it looks like on i can already see what are you in

hawaii or what well good thing i haven't option.

Show me.

Burn this.

Show me.

He can be so critical sometimes.

Well, this one not bad if you live in

1990s.

You're so rude.

Okay, so this is really enough.

I'm telling you.

I mean, the color's cute.

No, it's not right.

It was 20 years ago, but come on.

You're so rude.

I mean, come on, look at the flow.

It is really flowy. Uh -huh.

I don't know.

No, you don't like it, do you?

Do we have another one?

Yeah, okay, hold on. Good thing we both have other options because...

That's my honest opinion.

I know, and we asked for your help.

I mean, at least he's honest, though.

Hmm.

Okay, sweetie, put it on.

Hmm.

Hmm?

Better than the last one?

A little better, yeah.

I think it's cute.

I like this one. I don't know what you're talking about.

I like the strappiness in this one.

I was dying, man.

How am I supposed to do anything with girls like this?

But today, I finally got my luck. What do you think?

We're good?

Your girl's gonna get late tonight.

Oh, thank God. I've needed to get fucked in a minute. They were going on a date,

but Guy picked them up.

Yep, queen.

Can you believe it?

What kind of idiot would do that?

It was looking like another night with naked girl, no sex.

Tony! We're back!

And then it happened.

God, those assholes did us up.

No way.

I can't believe that they would do that. I know. We totally would have fucked

the shit out of them too.

Well, I guess it's his loss. I would have made him cum like that.

Girl,

you cannot handle a man. You don't know that.

What?

Girl, please. We can even make you cum.

Dream about that, sweetie.

Do you want to bet?

Sure.

Fine.

I think we can make him lose this bet.

Uh -huh.

Yes, finally, the greatest achievement in mankind.

All right, girls, show me.

It's because I'm thinking about guys, girls.

Shut up.

He's definitely going to lose.

I don't think your boy toys know how to really suck cock.

They suck better than girls.

We'll see about that.

I could talk the soul out of my body

Yes, that day.

Not so scared of those titties now, are you?

I think you're the one dreaming.

We have secretly wanted this the whole time.

Look at him. You better get ready to lose.

You're still not making me cum.

Don't worry. There's more.

Not bad.

Not bad. I admit that.

You're gonna fuck me? Mm -hmm.

You think you can handle that?

A hole is a hole, right?

That's gonna be the first time with a girl.

Yeah.

All right, who goes first?

I will.

I'll help her bounce on it.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

Yeah.

Wait.

You don't think I'm gonna...

Get in your pussy.

Yeah, you are.

I'll hold the hole, right?

Wait,

I'm so nervous. I don't know what to do.

Don't worry. I'll help you.

It goes right in here.

Oh, yeah. There you go.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah,

for a bottom, I think you know how to fuck.

Keep sliding it in and out.

Oh my god.

Let me spit on it.

You're doing so good.

Thank you.

He's doing pretty good for his first time, huh?

I think this guy knows his way around a badge.

Stuff her pussy up with that cock.

Stretching out.

I suck at crack.

That would be hot.

That would be you for me.

I want to taste pussy.

Let's try it.

Lie down, gay boy.

Your mouth is so nice and wet.

Do

you

like how she's sucking your cock like that? I love it.

She's getting so nice and sloppy for you.

Yeah, for a gay guy, it's pretty rock hard for a two -girl.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, you like that?

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh,

she's bouncing that pussy on your cock so good right now.

Yes.

Yeah.

It looks like he's having a lot of fun.

So fucking hot.

It's good.

Just like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

That's so fucking hot.

God, I fucking love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're giving her all that hot. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're taking it so fucking good. I love it.

I told you the gay guys had the best.

Yes, just like that.

Well, I guess I'm gonna come.

I think I'm blind.

Me too, honestly.

Yeah, I can tell.