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Kio, who recently entered high school,

somehow ended up on a small island to the south where he found a strange jar.

An adorable alien, Elis, appeared from that jar with a beautiful puff of smoke.

She followed Kio back to his house after declaring "I will follow you forever!"

After a little cute wink, all of her wishes are granted.

She is an alien, after all.

What could possibly happen from here?

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mitaiken nano

I'm inexperienced

me no mae ni

Although there are so many answers

kotae ha iroiro aru kedo

before my eyes

hitotsu no oozora wo nantoubun dekiru

In how many parts can you divide the sky?

tanoshii kara subete wo kudasai

It's fun, so give me everything

atashi tteba dokusen shitai

Yes, I want to monopolize

honne ga koboreru yo BLUE SKY

My intentions are spilling over into the blue sky

mou namae wo kaiteokou

Now let's write down our names

kienai you ni

So we don't disappear

shinken ni nattara

Once I get serious,

soyu no yada nante iwasenai

I won't let you say "Do not want"

jun ai souchi SET UP NOW

Pure love apparatus, set up now!

ugokidase

Get going!

aseri to yume no kassouro

Impatience and the dream runway

shiitoberuto ha motto gyutto itashite

Tighten your seat belt

saishin souchi BACK UP NOW

Bleeding edge apparatus, back up now!

ugokidasu

Get going!

anata no kokoro dake ha

I only want

orijinaru ga hoshikute

your heart to be original

sakusen tatemashita yo

I've developed the strategy

Come Over to Play!

This is Coccoloco House, a restaurant in Okinawa City.

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The chicken roast, which is made using a South American recipe, is their specialty.

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved for the day!

Reserved?

Hey, you cheated!

I didn't do anything!

Who's holding on to the six of hearts?!

Oh, it's Kiocchi!

I'm with these guys.

Bring me a plate.

I want tons of rice!

Hey, looks like you're having fun!

Gulp.

What's up?

Nothing.

It's just a game.

Looks pretty intense for "just a game".

Well...

Huh? What?

It all began this morning.

Thirty-four types of tiles, four of each.

You start with 14 of those 136 tiles,

and there are 3,000 unique combinations.

It's a battle to get the most difficult combinations.

It's a zero-sum game with two innings.

Preventing yourself from losing is often a better strategy than trying to win.

It's also important to guess your opponents' hands from their discarded tiles

and to discard your tiles in such a way that makes it impossible for your opponents to guess your hand.

It works as a communication tool, since you're allowed to talk during the game.

It's a pretty deep game.

Ready!

Stop!

What?

Ta-da!

The Big Three?!

And I'm the dealer!

Whoa, a limit breaker!

You're on a roll. You even have some dragon tiles!

She's got the crevasse, so her points are doubled!

What?

Fine, then...

How many?

I don't really understand this strip mahjong rule.

This mahjong costume is actually quite similar to a school uniform.

According to Elis's information,

this is the standard rule on Earth.

There's still much to research.

We may get a better understanding as we play.

I don't have anything else to take off.

Here.

You have to wear that box when you have negative points.

I wonder if Elis's research is going well.

Oh, I heard she's on a stakeout with Kiocchi.

A stakeout?

Delicious!

The skin's really crispy,

the inside has a nice garlic flavor,

and the smell of the meat is just...

amazing!

Simply amazing!

Yeah, yeah.

So what's today's schedule?

We're helping out with your research, right?

Oh, about that...

Finish chewing before you talk.

Elis wants to research the games on Earth.

Game research?

Yes!

When I was deciding what parts of culture and customs I'd research,

I chose Earth's games,

but I realized I need to actually play them to really understand.

I thought I'd ask you guys to help out.

I see.

It's more fun when there's more people.

But why are we here?

I figured I should invite Antonia since we're playing games.

We haven't really played any games together before.

Since Lady Elis invited me, I just couldn't say no!

The young mistress really enjoyed this place last time we came here,

so she comes often.

I brought some games that we could play as a group!

Mahjong, cards, Japanese cards, Backgammon, chess, Japanese chess, blackbeard, alligator!

Looks fun!

This isn't enough, though.

Games are no fun if you're just using them to gather information.

That'd be just like reading the rulebook.

You won't get a deeper understanding of the game this way.

What should we do, then?

The winner should get a prize, of course.

A prize?

I see!

People will definitely give it their all if there's a prize involved!

But what could the prize be?

Since you were nice enough to invite me, I'll take care of the prizes!

Is this not enough?

In that case, withdraw my stocks from my Swiss bank acc—

Wait! It's fine!

This isn't really the point of playing games!

I see...

What should we do, then?

Miss.

How about this?

A sculpture of the cat-ear worshippers' god

crafted by the Underside of the Kitty's Paw

and the seven best artisans,

this is a very sought after item.

I'm not really interested in an Elis figure.

Is it not to your liking?

How about this, then?

A making-of DVD of a production done by the film club.

What?

Don't you have anything better?

That's the one that I helped film!

I filmed Kio sleeping,

eating a snack,

laughing,

crying because he failed,

and a lot more!

Yeah!

There's also a lot of scenes where Kio is changing!

I never heard anything about this!

It's a deal!

This is the prize!

Wait, Manami!

Quit being so persistent!

It's fine, right? You've got nothing to lose.

Kio changing...

Dan's purity is in danger!

Dan's purity is in danger!

Dan's purity is in danger!

Dan's purity is in danger!

Dan's purity is in danger!

Dan's purity is in danger!

I feel bad just accepting things, so maybe the Catian embassy should give out a prize too...

What are these?

A set of all three color variations of Iriomote cats,

which I got from the chocolate eggs Kio gave me!

That's it?

They're very rare!

Who would want to win a prize like that?

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Oh, a package?

Looks like a DVD.

Aoi and Manami?

Lewd battles by real-life people!

The best of Metomi action! Full metal sumptuous action #7!

Bunny-eared Amazon girls from Hell vs. Female prisoners in maid uniforms!

Directed by Kawasaki Takao, Starring Kinjoh Manami and Futaba Aoi

Lewd battles by real-life people!

The best catfighting action!

Full metal sumptuous action, #7!

Bunny-eared Amazon girls from Hell versus female prisoners in maid uniforms!

Directed by Kawasaki Takao,

starring Kinjoh Manami and Futaba Aoi.

That's...

...from that one time!

It's a movie they agreed to star in,

under the condition that they could borrow a motor boat!

Inspired by "Dancer in the Dark" directed by Lars von Trier,

the power boat had multiple hidden cameras.

That balding, muscular son of a bitch!

I was able to complete the film, thanks to you.

I'm sending a sample video.

Please accept it.

From Kawasaki Takao.

Wow!

Shall we make this the prize from the Catian embassy?

Yeah!

Yeah

Yeah

I wanna see

Yeah

I wanna see

Show me

I wanna see

Show me

Show me

Th-that's—

Wait! Don't watch that!

It's fine, right? You've got nothing to lose.

One of the prizes has embarrassing scenes of myself,

so this makes us even.

You guys will probably give it your all for a prize like this!

All right. That should be enough prizes!

Win, and you get what you want!

I see.

No wonder you're so serious.

But it's really fun!

You can't use logic alone to win something so important!

It's pretty intense!

Who the heck has the six of hearts?!

I can't do anything without that six!

Six!

Here

Here

I'm not talking about you!

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Miyagi Yuichi

Miyagi Yuichi

Miyagi Yuichi

Miyagi Yuichi

Miyagi Yuichi

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Let's go play!

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Kakazu Kio

Royal straight flush.

Dr. Durel wins again.

It's hard to beat people who keep such a straight face.

People on Earth call that a "poker face"!

This is a very intriguing game,

although I still don't understand the "strip" aspect.

I wonder if we'll figure out as we play.

All right! We'll definitely strip you down all the way, doctor, and make you do all sorts of things!

You'd better be prepared!

I'll be sure to return the favor.

And so they sort of began to get the idea.

In the meantime,

Elis and her friends were enjoying a game of BS with an extra rule: you can only speak using puns!

One, "wonion."

Two, tube.

Three, tree.

Four, foreplay.

Five, fife!

Six, sixaxis!

What's that?

It's something you use for motion controlling.

Fine, then.

Seven... seven...

Seven ate nine!

BS!

Told you!

I'm next...

Eight, late bloomer!

Nine, no, no, no!

Ten, ten gallon hat!

Jack, Jack the Ripper!

Queen... Queen...

queen-sized bed!

BS!

So that's where the six of hearts was!

You still don't have a queen with a hand that big?

Shut up!

That was a pretty good pun too!

You always look around when you lie.

King, King of Thieves.

One, wonderful!

Two, toon!

Three, three's company!

BS.

Kiocchi's the winner!

Yes!

Now then,

choose your prize.

Let's see, which should I take?

I really want to see this DVD.

However, I need to take this one first.

We can't calm down just yet!

Yeah, I really wanted to see that video...

Who cares about that?!

Now, onto the next game.

The next event is...

Gulp.

I want to do this next.

Do Aliens Dream about Tebichi?

Is this a science fiction film?

Do Aliens Dream

about Tebichi?

Do Aliens Dream about Tebichi?

Do Aliens Dream about Tebichi?

Do Aliens Dream about Tebichi?

Do Aliens Dream about Tebichi?

Do Aliens Dream about Tebichi?

Well, it's more like a fantasy.

An alien comes and has a shootout!

I'm into those kinds of things now!

Well, since you're on your own for this project, you're allowed to make more original films.

Aliens don't necessarily have to look like humans.

Organisms formed of right-winding enantiomeric amino acids,

or silicon-based organisms,

or even plasma organisms which live on the sun!

You've got all kinds of choices!

But those aren't very realistic.

They aren't realistic?!

It's unscientific.

Unscientific?!

Especially not after seeing a real one.

Yeah!

Whenever I hear the word "alien" I can only think of ones like Elis!

Yeah!

Science fiction literature has caused so much harm!

'Sup, guys?

How is everyone?

Oh, Miyagi!

Kakazu isn't here today.

It's fine. I'm here for these two, not Kio.

Sorry for making you wait.

Yay!

I'll invest in this railroad and receive money from the bank!

Here.

I want land.

I'll auction it!

Here.

I'll build a hotel,

and buy a power company!

Here.

A protest?

I'll take this to the court!

Okay!

I don't have any money left!

Everyone's bankrupt!

Antonia is the winner!

Of course!

This is like a mini capitalist society.

It's expected that rich people would be good at handling money.

Yeah.

The winner may now choose a prize.

Let's see... I want all of them, but...

Gulp.

I'll reclaim the sculpture of our god's vessel!

Is that fine, miss?

I can't let this go!

We're saved...

All that's left is that toy and our DVD.

We can't lose! Someone is going to see that DVD!

Now, onto the next game.

The next event is...

This is...!

You've underestimated me.

Check.

Checkmate

Checkmate

Checkmate

Checkmate

Checkmate

Checkmate

What?!

Wait! Timeout!

Th_ere's no calling time in chess!

The_re's no calling time in chess!

Ther_e's no calling time in chess!

There_'s no calling time in chess!

There's_ no calling time in chess!

There's n_o calling time in chess!

There's no_ calling time in chess!

There's no c_alling time in chess!

There's no ca_lling time in chess!

There's no call_ing time in chess!

There's no calli_ng time in chess!

There's no callin_g time in chess!

There's no calling time in chess!

There's no calling t_ime in chess!

There's no calling ti_me in chess!

There's no calling tim_e in chess!

There's no calling time_ in chess!

There's no calling time i_n chess!

There's no calling time in_ chess!

There's no calling time in c_hess!

There's no calling time in ch_ess!

There's no calling time in che_ss!

There's no calling time in chess_!

There's no calling time in chess!

Fine.

I chose to participate in this battle,

so I shall accept my loss.

However, I won't let it end like this!

I demand a rematch!

Next! Manami, right foot red!

I'm gonna fall!

Don't move, Manami!

Next! Kiocchi, right hand blue!

Right hand blue?

H-Here?

Wh-Wh-Where do you think you're putting your face?!

D-Don't look!

Sorry...

Next! Ellis, bonus!

Anything on yellow!

Okay!

Hey!

That's cheating!

It has to be a hand or foot!

But she said anything...

That's still cheating!

We don't have tails!

I see.

Then... here!

H-Hey, what do you think you're doing?!

But you told me to...

Just move!

B-But...

What's going on?!

Fine! You can use your tail! Just move!

If you say so.

Elis wins!

Hmm... Let's see...

I choose this!

You're okay with that?

Yes!

It was an important gift from Kio, after all.

This is really bad for my heart.

The DVD is the only one left.

We don't have any more chances.

Now, on to the next game.

The next event is...

Gulp.

Strip rock-paper-scissors!

Out, safe, rock, paper, scissors!

Oh no! I lost again?

You're not very good at rock-paper-scissors, doctor.

I'm bad at these luck-based games.

Oh? But you do use logic in this as well.

You have to choose carefully after you tie many times in a row.

By the way, Earth's games seem to put clothing at stake very often.

It must be a vestige of when they had no currency.

All right! Time to strip the Doctor!

Yeah!

Out

Out, safe, rock, paper, scissors!

Out

Out

Out

Out

Out

Out

Out

Out

Safe

Safe

Safe

Safe

Safe

Safe

Safe

Wh-What's this?

Did I win?

Yeah, yeah, you win!

Shut up already!

Do I have to take this off too?

Yes! It's a rule, after all!

This is quite humiliating.

You're pretty good, even blindfolded!

No, he's so calm because he can't see us like this.

Time for the last piece! Here we go!

All right!

Out, safe, rock, paper, scissors!

Kio wins the last game!

Fine, I'll take it off!

I couldn't win. Not even once...

Such humiliation...

I did my best...

This world's competition is pretty tough.

Well then, I'll take this off.

Hey! that isn't fair!

An article of clothing can be anything!

That's unfair!

Don't blame the game.

No way!

Just take it off already!

Stop it!

What are you doing to her?!

Wh-What's going on?

The winner will receive the final prize.

Certificate of Commendation!

You worked hard, so you get this!

You may be seated.

What should we do?

If Kio sees that...

Here.

You wanted this, right?

Y-Yeah...

Are you sure, Kio?

You were the stars, right?

Then you should be the first ones to watch it.

Kio...

Thank you!

But promise that you'll let me watch it later!

Sure...

Earth's games are very fun!

Indeed.

Winning feels even better when you know what it feels like to lose.

You've grown up so much, miss...

However, Aoi and Manami aren't safe just yet!

Huh?

I'm going to use it, Big Sis!

Okay!

Take this!

Rawr!

Rawr!

Fire!

Our missiles aren't working!

He's too strong!

Time for our trump card!

Hey, they look pretty cute.

Praise our acting too!

Sorry.

You're really good!

Maybe you can become professional voice actresses!

Really?

Do you think you could get us more roles for Mr. Kawasaki?

Hey, wanna play this movie during the school festival?

Totally!

Nobody would watch this!

aitaku nattara

When I want to see you,

(sugu ni)

(right now!)

kaketsuketaku naru yo

I get the urge to rush to you

(yappa ne)

(I have to)

tomodachi wa takaramono desu

Friends are precious things

oshaberi shitara

When we talk,

(nandaka)

(somehow)

hekonda koto nante

the things that make me sad

(wasuretaa)

(leave my mind)

oogoe de waraitobasou yo

Let's get rid of them by laughing out loud!

kokoro rizumu ni notte

Riding on the rhythm of my heart,

aozora ni piisu sain

I’ll make a peace sign in the blue sky.

te to te o totta nara

When we're holding hands

(gutto)

(so tightly)

tanoshisa kyuujoushou

everything is so fun

(motto)

(so fun!)

utatte sawagou

Let’s sing and make some noise!

(yeah)

(Yeah!)

koko ni daisuki na hito ga iru

When the person I love is here

sore koso ga shiawaseda kara

it makes me so happy

egao no hana sakasete

Let's make the flower of happiness bloom

odorimashou

and let's dance

Hey, tomorrow is waiting

hora ashita ga matteru yo

They're shaking!

They're shaking so much!

Mine are shaking, too!

It's quite heavy.

Next on Asobi ni Iku Yo!

I hope there is one.