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oh 12

it's a f

morning and

all iello

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fine morning yes and all

well and here's one fine upright young

gentleman being taken into prison for

compromising five nice girls and all

well there's old sque him the magistrate

counting his

fins one for his

majesty and one for

me and

all well

morning Mr

squeez poor man's got expenses Mrs

squeez titty baiting liquor tippling I

look Divine this

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morning Mr

gossip scribble scribble scribble in his

d

fies another Master peeps you'll get Ang

for

treason yeah there's a juicy Morel of

Scandal he doesn't know about his

daughter OT plotting heo of an handsome

sailor if he's off the man she thinks he

is then

oh

well there's sir tumber clumsy his wife

and da oen up for a spell in his town

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residence poor Miss Oyen 16 Summers and

still a vergin

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keeps are locked up and the poor girl

like a [ __ ] on eat the first man that

gets his key in that door you'll find

that all as

well straight to business eh there's

coupler the marriage broker he's

arranged a marriage between the fair

virgin and Lord foppington

Meritt the fton there will be two

virgins in one bed which seems one

virgin too many still she'll marry a

Dandy and have his title and he'll get

his peniles hands on her diary

so there's Lord foon's

chair he must have been on night at his

tailor being measured for his wedding

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dress it looks as though he's decided to

go into training for his bridegroom's

duus oh well practice makes

perfect here's one damn that will turn

any fall into with

stallion hello Nelly

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[Laughter]

oh you old lady

you she'll be back and

all well

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come on come on come on Move Yourself

come on only out there come on move it

right straight

line St the

talking come on come on wake up move it

move it move it now listen you you've

got two days

surely now any man who's not back within

2 days has got break of bread and water

right and here's a ship's crew be at see

for 10 months it's 9:00 and a find some

morning

peace and lock up your daughters

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a

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ah

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get him

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right girl called r

S I did nothing I only did you charge

this man with

rape oh oh no I was frightened it's a

clear case enough to hang him three

times over

no no

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what he done he's up for a rape

well did you

Tommy no

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sir he might good Ser well it be hanged

on dry land at any rate there always his

ambition sad to pay the bill without

having had the good wenching is a

perilous sport better have been born a

unic it's a clean sport at

least I'd rather be mad with a passion

and drunk on

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J I feel virtuous you are

virtuous it's not through my choosing

mate on our

bance my herette a girl of Innocence

sensitivity she needed to be wooed and

Charmed lay odds L nice don't lay odds

lay the Wench I'll take you in Shillings

that pot's been simmering too long

simmering

and coming to the boil you'll get

nothing there but if it's a Boiling Pot

you want I can show you a bubbling

heaving steaming cauldron now she's a

old well she may be but God's teeth she

loves it

Nelly

anybody not over 40 or dead HH oh you'll

be hang for another hang did not have

got to have it by tonight you Randy

Ram there she

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is there lies my Anchorage

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well any p in the

storm oh upon my word madam he's more

handsome than ever he's broader more

tan oh if he can be so desirable after

only 10 months in the Indies in truth

clarus I could almost wish she been away

10 years your passions could have been

nowhere better fixed Mr Shao has all the

qualities any woman could desire well he

has Youth and Beauty gallantry constancy

and promptitude he is much too early

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on

the oh did I ever tell you of my lady

Castle man no well although in general

little better thought of than a [ __ ]

she was the king's mistress and thereby

escaped a ducking why I remember that

when I was at Oxford there appeared one

night on the door of Burton College a

Lial concerning my lady it read thus

Hank kaisar PR a fluk to defend it on

what does it mean my Greek is not of the

best it is Latin and translates thus the

reason why she is not ducked because by

Caesar she is

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where's your mistress in her bed chamber

when am I to take her when am I to see

her Miss hillet has been thinking that

since you was last in Port she finds

that such a connection as you suggest

could only make her miserable but am I

so undesirable to her oh no it's not

that Mr Shao if you was the first Duke

of England it would be the same thing

and what's the objection

yes what is her objection I love him she

loves

you dearest

illet most noble

Shao I want to

elope Miss hilleret feels that such a

connection as you mentioned would only

be possible if you was first connected

by

God

married your father would never consider

it a father will not know but I've set

my heart

on seeing kette tonight then do you find

a priest in a ladder and you

might see her all you wish

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quickly my friend I have something to

tell you oh my daughter heyen is

betrothed no

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indeed my good old friend this is rare

news how have you kept it so long to

yourself Penny Mister that's my life

gossip pen that I a farming gentleman

who knows no more of life than pigs muck

and stable droppings that I should

become father by marriage to a lord a

lord beare a penny a lord a lord who

does me too much of

my daughter hyen has contracted a

marriage with Lord fappington himself

Lord

fingon ah there goes my lady Yas spare a

penny Mr Penny she formed an alliance

out of pure leery with her Coachman who

an ugly redhaired fellow whom she has

made deaf and

blind with too much of Venus a penny a

penny the same Lord fappington who whom

it is said has more suits than

sovereigns it is said he's the most well

appareled man in London yeah rumor ha it

that your lord puppington is a most

handsome gentleman that I don't know for

i' never met him but if he had one o

watchs on his H to hump back he' still

be a Lord and make my daughter a lady I

pray my daughter hilleret may be granted

so illustrious a match

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now

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watch it mate by this light oh couler

still alive who who's that how no

Matchmaker you still out to plague the

world with marriage oh young ly what

Mischief brings you home s oh you young

lascivious dog let me put me hand into

your bosom TI you pour out your dirty

dog get out out if your bucket had been

one lower it would not have held your

L's pocket

handkerchief my

lord well C is all our business

concluded all is arranged s tundy is

arrived in London and awaits your

pleasure tomorrow as to the fair virgin

oh a damn Nation take the Virgin the doy

coupl the do all arranged my Lord all

arranged what what of our Arrangements

my Lord not a penny piece about me

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come on

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Nelly Get out

of Nelly oh she's engaged well I

disengaged I've told you before about

visiting n during working house come

back in ly yeah but look okay

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[Laughter]

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come on come on me darling me Plum Me

Love come out

vanill

nackie come out I won't touch

you oh come on NY no come on lovey oh

Macky

nackie you've never taken this pleasure

before have you m my life is a Perpetual

stream of pleasure yeah well but I'm so

occupied mom the tayor the H the shoe

maker will they make demands upon me

time

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well if I'm to take this pleasure I

suppose we best

begin sh

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you're supposed to

UND dis robe this I don't know how to I

have a man does it for me we let Nellie

do it for

you one

two three

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I'm going to ask you for the last time

I'm going to count till 10 1 2

3

last come to me arms you great steaming

Venus

steing Venus she's

vuia

Me

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Nelly

Nelly me wig sir you're a Rowdy

fellow oh he's there is he and what will

you have me to do with you eh plant me

boot up your backside and kick you out

the window put him down nasty I have the

impression uh neckcloth is not being

worn quite so high this

year no no Lusty listen see he's a Lord

he's Lord foppington and if I please him

well who knows what might happen yeah

how long's it going to take to please

him I don't know it might take all day

all

day H with this Nelly I've been 10

months at seat and you expect me to wait

all day I must take leave to put you in

mind

Sira that a racehorse does require more

attention

than a coach

horse Nature has made some

difference to

you yeah she's made you

older I am struck Dum with his impudence

and I cannot positively tell whether I

shall ever speak again or not I take the

notes of him nacki he's nothing but a

common SE and he's not used to the

manners of a Lord by all that's great

and powerful you are the prin of

cockcombs sir I am proud to be at the

head of so prevailing a party draw

coward

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just s

more what have you done to him C off

your nail hardly scratched him you pox

hard Pig you last bound blood a ho you

don't F CH don't take the chamber p you

up you pig you

Swip Ro

Swip I you P out of

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window hey n hey n come

on oh where'd he get you nackie quite

the body step me V you let little Nelly

up you to the bed and see if she can

revive

you is there any

hopes with Nelly administering there

certainties me

Lord who goes to

spitgate ungrateful dogs who goes to

spittle gate I'll want you to spitgate

coupler Lusty hello

M alone Lusty cockled cockled cockled by

a perfume Perry wig peacock it would be

merry if he and his turn were cockled

did yeah but how can you cockled a unic

lord fappington is betr to his Taylor

would you not say Sir me Taylor set me

West pocket

Tri F Lusty you carry off the voice of a

gentleman very well will you have a soft

hand for a sailor and a gentle face oh

let me mule you give over your

lecture come

oners the Virgin has never met Lord

fappington for she has only this very

day been fetched up from the

country oh H are we not in fashion

Street a house on the left is there a

window with iron bars har

is I arranged this marriage with Lord

fingon believing that he would reward me

well but the dog Hedges and hesitate so

much I know he does not now design to

pay me he would be well served would he

not if on his wedding night he were to

discover that the Partridge had already

been well

blacked only a gentleman could get to

that part only Lord

foppington W would believe I was Lord

fingon acquire the clothed ape the

manners your gentle skin will do the

rest here's a merry PL present myself as

Lord fingon ravish and ruin is intended

and back on the ship before he can say

split me Wim

set your hearts to rest Captain you have

neither the chance of Love or Money for

another Escape you are ordered to be

called down upon your trial

immediately you again now is not the

time to answer a man with his

wife the gentleman is in Chains already

oh

hus my heart longs to see you but to see

you thus distract me will not my dear

husband cast a look upon his poly why

hast thou not flown to me for protection

with me thou Hast been

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sa ah there's my trim craft without a

captain

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what does she

signal prepare to receive my

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message do you wish to board

me make full sale and tie up beside

me my heart isting

what about your

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husband IAS far at last out of

action way

anchor make Full

Sail and God Deliver Us safely into

Harbor

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yes St your business birth death

marriage forgiveness sanctuary if you

come selling I want nothing if you come

buying I can redeem minut in for

Shilling upwards what have you done can

you pay Reverend sir I want to get

married 5 Shillings tonight 10 but the

truth is we haven't heard father's

permission a sovereign be here at 10:00

and no late have an important

appointment at 10:30 do you want a

blessing six p uh not just now thank

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you get your AR to rest P your husband

is to die today

you are already provided it is time you

look around for another there's comfort

for you you

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[ __ ] we are ready to conduct you sir to

the Old

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Bailey juicy oranges juicy oranges right

juicy oranges

who did who did that who took me baset

come on which one of you got

it my lady did you see the basket who

took my

basket oh come on now look I'm the

oranges the

orange I'm no orange seller man but a

Cavalier rambling about the world in

search of Adventure to plunder widows

and to Ravish vir

this is neither the time nor the place s

after the plane my husband will taken to

the safety of my home in fashion Street

fashion Street which house Wild Horses

would not drag it from me that it is the

third house down on the

left and I warn you against following me

there you are the kind of ill-bred

fellow who would think nothing of

waiting till a defenseless lady it was

all alone it being her husband's custom

to repair to his Club every night before

getting a ladder from the stable and

climbing up to her window which window

window with a candle in

it don't you dare to follow me well I

have you

arrested what are you after

man ripe Juicy Fruit my Lord

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beautiful night a new moon bamed lots of

stars

romantic Yes dear well I'll just stroll

around to Mid club and have a game of

cards in yes I should

who in damn nation's that temporary

footman engaged to the evening

blood we could hardly go to the play

without a footman a confounded expense

could have got a blackamore at half the

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price oh

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watch the fourth run it's

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missing thank you good night

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why the

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ladder I've been considering Madam how I

should make love to you Heavens what do

you mean to do what do you think I mean

I don't know I'll show you what do you

intend to be

rude yes Madam oh if you please you're

very

impudent I'm afraid you'll make me blush

I do it should be in the dark

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oh

oh back early

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darling what the fourth run it's

missing and all

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oh

TI oh Cloris this is a mad

Frolic I am hurriedly frightened at the

thought of putting myself in the power

of a

man oh dear

yes

papa what not yet

asleep no what Mischief for you two

hatching eh surely it is not possible

for two women to be alone together

without producing a little

Mischief I always thought that a man and

a woman more likely to produce a little

Mischief

oh no doubt you will tell my daughter so

a indeed Papa she need not for I was

always of that opinion good

night good night Papa

ah I see now why you could not sleep

indeed Papa yes you still have your hat

on my dear good

night

Hill I hope you remember to thank the

Lord for all the blessings of this day

and to pray only for that you most need

indeed Papa I have been praying for it

all day

long

excellent Claris I'm terrified oh it's

natural at first I was terrified myself

on my wedding

day that I could bring my husband back

from the deep and the those Terrors with

him come

Madam

inde oh I heard news this day of Lord

mount

William it was he that struck a wager

that he might ride three horses three

miles drink three bottles of French wine

and take three women all in three hours

indeed what happened oh he caught a

terrible dose of the CP cost him his

nose

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oh it's a

m it's

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it's some

man poor girl she'll be scared out of

her wits on her wedding

nights for honestly speaking she does

not know a man from a woman except by

his britches never was a bu us I am

nurse or not you I you say I know well

enough what other girls do just well I

have an husband coming oh you got I go

Mar the chimney Street I want so nobody

can come to the house I must be locked

up why must I be locked up like nail

cell that miss is for fear you should be

drunk before you're

ripe ah S tanell clamy I am his servant

sir oh um Lord foppington awaits your

Master's pleasure who is it bottle you

says is Lord fingon

Madam he's called with neither coach nor

baggage oh Mery and the master not atone

oh get a scoto far in the Parlor set out

the great blast candle sticks set all

the turkey work chairs in their places

come in your lordship and go and get up

the best madir and then run up to nurse

and bid her set me so it don't loose

again your servant Madame alas m was

overturned as we pass over Westminster

after visiting his majesty as to me

servants sah I had to have them so

severely flogged for impudence that they

are not yet recovered I hope your

lordship will excuse the disorder of my

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family we're not used to receiving men

of your lordship's great quality every

day qu qu no a Charming little house

where's the Wench uh no uh where's your

Charming daughter me bride to be H

she'll be down presently my Lord run to

the coffee house and fetch your master

tell him his lordship has arrived anori

and how was his

majesty pathing fair pathing fair oh

Lord nurse I'm so Overjoyed I can scarce

contain myself and 24 hours to early he

must be needing me as badly as I need

him do you think he's handsome how tall

what color his eyes don't be eager Miss

show him your other side gentility

virtue never fear I'll show him my parts

I'll warrant him my husband will be

mortified at not being here to receive

your lordship but we didn't expect your

lordship accepting our humble

Hospitality until tomorrow well that's

what we're like we noblemen impetuous

and tomorrow I must go to my estate in

darbishire

Oh I thought your estate was in

Yorkshire ah yes it starts in Yorkshire

and it finishes in darbishire

it must be mightily expensive to

maintain a fortune Madam a veritable

Fortune there's me servants me me

Stables me landscape Gardens then no

doubts the dairy will be of some

assistance

di what DIY why the humble DIY of £2,000

that your lordship has graciously

contracted to

accept that Dar a bble I'd forgotten a

bony Hadad I'll not only ravish the

Wench I'll marry her this very night and

have £2,000 for me

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your lordship may I present me daughter

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th your father is resov to make me happy

in being your husband I hope I can rely

upon your consent to

perform what you desire I uh I never

disobey my father in anything but for

the eating of green gooseberries she

always was a perfect child me Lord why I

want to remember she one word with you

mamar if you have a mind to make him

have a good opinion of a woman don't

tell him what one did then tell him what

one can do now

I'll see what can be done about a glass

of

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madira be sure to behave yourself

handsomely at don't disgrace me mamar if

I don't show my breeding from it to foot

may I twice be married and die a ma dare

you venture yourself alone with

me oh dear yes sir I don't think you'll

be doing anything to me I need be afraid

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an the devil take you sir out of a damn

way hang if I will to the public Highway

damn and blast the public

back

up back up back up yourself sir CL P

Lait you wouldn't say that to my face

sir I would if I could tell me any other

part of your body

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a

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come

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on

oh

Flor hell

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now will you back up

Sir now I've not only lost my mistress

I've lost

myself

oh that is not all I will lose unless I

take good

care well me Lord you can do it after

all I can do it Mom

I'm going I have to but my servant Does

It

Better a gentleman should not be obled

to dress

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himself I take it the eate to be that

I'm in your debt no I'm in your

lordship's

debt you see uh it's true that by my

attentions I've made your lordship a man

but by your attentions you may have made

Nelly a

lady

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again oh well chairman rat am I to ruin

the SS of me boots by

walking

ah a woman of the streets who will earn

a shilling by helping me to a coach oh

Madam oh sir good sir I'm lost I cannot

a fig for your morals

mom here's the Shilling for you if you

do as I ask oh ner you mistake me oh two

Shillings then

no I'm desperate ra R I say ra oh

ra i

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R first now rap we'll make these streets

safe for decent bodies to walk through

evening

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sir ah mom was you called R yes sir what

oh no I not him too late Mom rape you C

rape it is hey leave home William

innocent so if you was judge and jury

you'd surely be

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acquitted

Sil worship Justice squeeze them

no yeah this

nobody I see

nobody whether he be defendant

prosecutor juryman supplicant CL

Constable or whoever he may

be nobody leaves this courtroom without

they pay me a crown piece

fee well sir

you

sir are you a rich malactor or a poor

malor you girl stay here as a witness

you come with

me good evening Mr staff ah and a

fruitful one mom

yes star what have you brought me you

worship we've taken up this man for rape

rape how rich is he we can't get a

falling out of him then he's a lot to

answer for bring him before me

tomorrow I desire Mr squeez that you

finish your dirty work soon for I have

an account to settle with you I must

have 20 ginies for a trifle I set my

heart on this afternoon I cannot support

your

extravagance now Hy my dear if whenever

I ask for a trifle you object to my

extravagance I'll be revenged I'll blow

you up I'll discover all your midnight

intrigues all your assorted ill houses

your bribing jewries your whole train of

Ro if you don't give me what I

asked honey my find I can deny you

nothing youa what are you here for

nothing your worship I came to purchase

a license huh carrying an offensive

weapon and God there's Transportation

there's the GES has work in the Whiplash

for S years or are you not guilty not

guilty sir and PID 20 G out of pocket

expenses legal fees so on so forth we

say no more about it no pay my wife

she's the treasurer this

evening thank you honey I'll hold your

secrets under a beautiful

hat trust Thief with your pass a lawyer

with your reputation a physician with

your Constitution

back never trust a secret with your

wife oh can you not help him ma'am oh

he's

innocent he's not laid a finger upon me

oh don't take on so girl there'll be

other

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opportunities was everybody so

unfortunate to lose my lover at my

maid and not no step of the way

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a female I pray for a

female I allowe my love of glory and

Adventure who's

that a

footpad no footpad ma'am but a Cavalier

rambling about the world in search of

Adventure to plunder widows and to

Ravish virt

I wish you all the success so worthy an

adventure

deserves let me go I beseech you sir I

will have nothing to say to any of your

profession a that's unkind ma'am for as

I take it our professions are pretty

near Al lied nothing but your drink sir

and your ignorance of my quality could

excuse such rudness I shall trouble

myself with your quality Miss I've been

at se these 10 months and I must have

you this is the maddest fellow I must

you me come my dear Angel you and I will

drink a bottle together at the next T

could I but be assured that my virtue

and reputation would be safe no wor

safer virtue and reputation he G this

trade of hers as learned a strange

language since I left England hasn't it

come is my passion will be DED with no

longer I've seen nothing but man in the

clouds these 10 months I'm desperate my

stomach's sharp and you are a tasty dish

if I do not eat you up may salt beat me

my fair forever help there a rape a

rape you call too

L people will think you're an

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Nest seize him

a stand off you

Scoundrels laws have come to a fine pass

when a gentleman can't walk the streets

for women you dog sir For Heaven's Sake

sir never believe him I am a woman of

virtue Madam we know not which way to

Incline our belief if you are a woman of

virtue the gentleman will be hanged for

attempting to rob you of it if you are

not a woman of virtue you'll be whipped

for a using a gentleman of robbing you

of that which you no longer have to

lose

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sh

sh

sh I've given you large ship my own

bedroom doubtless it would be only fit

to stable the horses in the society your

used to but atas it's the best I can do

I trust you'll find the bed to your

liking D the bed let's get the wind

un your lordship is hot but I'm afraid

you must wait at least a week the girl's

bridal gown isn't ready yet come to that

I'll take her in her

shift here we are sleep sound than you

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dizzy my Lord is that you who

else oh the door my Lord I cannot surely

you won't have the cruelty to defer my

happiness my Lord he is cruy to his BS

Pray My Lord how long before our

marriage one whole week a week I should

be an Old Woman by that time and I an

old man would you'll find a greater

Misfortune it you be tonight if you

consent if I consent surely I am to obey

you as my

husband then open the door my Lord I

cannot my nurse has the

key dation she keeps it by her bed she

sleeps in the Next

Room don't go away

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softly my lampin yes my angel oh you're

the answer to my prayers my swee te and

you the cause of mine my seraphim

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the

priest

hello and this is your Chapel sir his

lordship we are undone your lordship I

throw this mortal flesh upon your mercy

oh do not betray us to the master sir I

I beg of you for this F innocent shall

lose her post while I lecherous sinner

that I am shall lose my living sir

control yourself control yourself a

priest you may not know it sir but you

were sent from heaven nurse be good

enough to fetch Miss Oyen there a

bargain to be struck here I

fancy yes what is it you know what a

clock it is another case of rape your

worship good who is she

common

Harlot well my child has he indeed

ravished you will you swear against him

sir I have nothing to say against him he

was a little frolicsome which made me

call for these people's help but when

they had come they would not give us our

Liberty well you will not swear against

him the prisoner shall be kept in

custody and you do will wait and swear

enough to convict

him I never saw such a ravishing look in

all my life his young fellow such as you

so disension between man and wife and

people of the world with little bastards

if that be all you accuse me of I

confess it freely I have employed my

time pretty well I cannot imagine you to

be a very great enemy to these

amusements you are very uncivil to my

husband sir oh Madam I ask your pardon I

did not know you were present who was

always against my inclinations to

affront a lady and I trust I stand

already acquitted in your opinion huh I

hope sir it will only turn out to be

your Frolic for I must own I have always

been a very great enemy to force since

there are so many

willing I find little danger to a rape

in this quarter well

honey did you find anything against this

gentleman a woman is reluctant to

confess in public and I fancy when I

examiner in private I might get it out

of

her Mr sta let draw your

prisoner nay he appears so much of a

gentleman that till your evidence be

stronger I will take charge of

him come sir you may drink a glass of

wine with

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me miss hyen it is I your nurse who you

treat in so cruel a

way I who gave you pure good milk oh how

you would hang on this poor tee and sock

and squeeze and kick and sprawl it would

till the belly on it was so full it

would drop off like a

leech if I should marry the par of you

now what will you do when sanbell

requires you to marry in a week's time

well we'll have the pleasure of two

wedding days and of two wedding

nights won't you admit me a word impr

private with nurse Mr Bull you're for

always doing something impr private with

nurse she's had you upon the it this

seven year now look enough of arguing

what's it to be our marriage or your

ruin there is no ring oh yes there is

I've had it waiting since I was

14 dearly beloved we gathered here

together in the sight of God in the face

of this congregation to join together

this man and this woman in holy matri

you will think that I have a great deal

of Charity that I should carry my good

nature so so far as to trust myself

alone with a gentleman I'm no gentleman

ma'am but a Cavalier rambling about the

world in search of

Adventure by Sir and be not so

coy oh my child you must realize it's

better that 10 innocent people should

suffer than one guilty should Escape sir

you may spare yourself further trouble

for I will swear to

nothing tell me

child how long have you been on the

town sir oh come come I see you are but

a novice I like you the better for it

give was a

kiss then should myself alone with you

in order to discover whether you are

really the man you are reported to be

and I find your behavior so

modest that I can hardly imagine that

you could possibly be guilty of that

which you are charging with

all me child how you all alone in this

world luck a day sir 15 sisters and all

in the same way of

business split of Love must run strung

in the whole

family oh sir it was the crew of a

battleship that put into Harbor near us

my poor sisters were ruined by the

officers and I fell a victim to the

chapain

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take care Madam not to forfeit your good

opinion of me for I swear by this soft

hand these lips and all the millions of

charms that dwell in this dear body you

can trust yourself with me anywhere I'd

be happy to trust myself anywhere

with so modest a

gentleman there my child you must dry

your tears then we have not all the

conveniences of a battleship I think you

will find we are not all together

unprepared out part

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sir honey how are you doing up

there I'll be done in less than 2

minutes my sweet

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no time my honey

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[Applause]

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shle my

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love

coming my Bumblebee

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BYO

coming no no some other

time I dare not run any RIS

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[Music]

yet meet me tomorrow at the even Eagle T

at

noon ask for Mr

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Jones you shall hear from me you shall

have your Liberty with you as well yes

with me as

well take that R to prison and bring him

before me

tomorrow well honey

is the lady determined to swear you it

is hard to say what she determines well

I swear I can make nothing of that

fellow I have a mind to discharge him oh

by no means I'm sure he has money let me

try him tomorrow let me see if I can

frighten him I may make him do more than

you

imagine D not your power

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[Music]

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got any bread cly

no I had a quarter loaf when they fetch

me here what are you in for stealing a

quarter

loaf how long will you get 14 years and

you R it's the scaffold for

you is it very painful

hard the sky F I don't know I'll be able

to tell you more about that

tomorrow we had a good

day

H Hiller oh quickly

Madam

Hiller oh dearest madam are you intact

intact oh yes I was like to have lost

something that but all safe I assure you

oh what did it

were poor Mr

Shao he's taken up for a rape impossible

oh but he's quite innocent he was

protecting me from a rian's attack oh

but that just to squeeze him or take

care to furnish the proof Justice

squeeze them I could hug you for that

tomorrow will take care of Justice

squeeze them

Hiller hilleret

dearest

Papa what is it you've quite woken me

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[Applause]

get

Cur do I look like a gentleman about to

meet his bride do I do I do

I cannot intend to make me wear this for

a full Perry

wig whether not nine hairs of a side to

it well look at it look at it look at it

but your lordship's side face is reduced

to the tip of your nose my side face may

be in eclipse for all I know but I'm

certain my full face is like the full

moon I just know it my little

account may you roast in hell for your

impertinence hello n take me speechless

yeah you're going to take us down to Tea

Garden

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[Applause]

then you're next take me

off well I'm proud of your lord ships

company and as I've only had you in me

bed no one knows we have had a lord or L

here poppy wait for me poppy take me to

the Tea Garden poppy wait for Nelly I

want all London to know about it they'll

say there goes Nelly with her

Lord well I pleased you the other day

didn't I

I have't answer appointment at

court yeah well I'll come with

you I must see the Lord

chelor the Lord

Chamberlain The

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King The

King here me Lord wait for

me have you reserved a private room for

me the good heaven yes yes and a small

repast for two oh do you have of

understanding so much so I think I may

trust you with a

secret quill yes sir I suspect my wife

yes sir of what sir I fear that I may

not be the only person free with

her therefore quill as it is in your

power to observe her I can promise you

already and some reward on her

conviction for if I do not discover her

I Fe she will shortly discover me sir I

shall be as diligent as possible and I

as liberal on your

success I know him and his liberality my

mistress has served me

better I'll go like an honest and

beautiful servant and tell her of this

conspiracy

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w

I'm glad you see the humor of our plight

I wasn't considering the plight I was

thinking about what fetch me to it what

a wench and willing I've never seen such

lust except in the mirror then why did

she cry rape oh they all cry rape but in

prayer not in Pro

soon my sha my hilleret my

life what are we're both in for the same

woman I suspect by her fness that he got

more than I did the same woman

what oh no no no no no no no my dear

fellow not this lady of

virtue though she has a great

resemblance the other I must confess but

I know this gentleman

he rescued me from being assaulted just

as you rescued my mate

Cloris was that you dear Madam I'd quite

forgotten yes well

um well tell me the whole story

then

well yes well I was taking I was taking

a short stroll and yes yeah and in short

I heard a young lady's voice crying out

for help I think the word rape was

mentioned I cannot perfectly remember

thereupon I found this lady in the arms

of a very rude fellow the most impudent

fellow that ever was born yes and yet a

cly one for the moment I came up he was

gone in the twinkling of an eye I pray

heaven to send me the opportunity to

serve you in the same manner may that be

the only pray which it denies the dear

Shao I have brought this little cold

pudding I cannot stay for I have a plan

to set the free trust me F this

love I trust

you where are you going have

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faith what a wench HH oh it's a

different wench

entirely and willing huh you know me

whole

get

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out

Sanctuary

Sanctuary Sanctuary

s Sanctuary 50 guine murder two guers

three I have no money buy me St me

vital but you shall have me not I'm Lord

fingon alas my son God does not give

credit he's been so often built

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[Applause]

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any woman been to inquire for Mr Jones

not yet Mr squeez

him when she comes show her up at once

certainly Mr Jones

[Music]

poppy

poppy tell the

tber Lord foppington is

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herey

2 3

n oh na I found you

oh oh na you promise you take me to a

I'm a ke he has business I tell you the

justice has gone on business he told me

specifically to have them both here this

morning what is it quill two rapists Mom

oh as you know the justice is away on

his Affairs and there's nobody here to

deal with them two

rapists

indeed there is never sin mom but that

he does not

multiply like the Loaves and Fishes

although my my husband is out he has

given me authority to uh question one of

them though for the life of me I can't

remember which one so do you both come

this way then we shall

see Eternal damnation is there no end to

it soon as I bring in a leer someone

finds a use for him La gentlemen I know

not which of you to question first if I

question the stronger case first then

the weaker may not have case enough but

I I suspect that each case is as strong

as the

other

so I will leave it to yourselves and

whomsoever prepares his case first may

appear before

me well now

Nate I have a chance to serve you as you

serve me and return your favor oh I want

no favors from you Shao first scum first

serve she said I was first arrested I

was first in the field with this one uh

first in the field but uh not in the hav

a mere formality

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no than

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[Applause]

[Music]

excuse me

gentlemen

Andre again Mr Quil

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married married

married

married well

married oh wretched

priest can I even

clar I have you un FR I have you whipped

out of your own

Parish I have no say Sir his lordship

has a persuasive tongue

you my so-call nurse nurser of vipers

more like out out you go tomorrow to the

qu with

you and as for you

sir your

lordship s oh FID papar we're married

and that's an end to it I'll talk to you

later miss matter with you please

but what about me wedding me fashionable

wedding the gossip promised

me there's not last perar to please you

we'll marry again I don't care how many

times I get

married not

I two marriages

is that legal twice as legal sir it

follows and therefore twice as

sacred th if you'll give me the diary

our contract may be

fulfilled sovereigns and crowns isn't it

I trust that'll be an

order quite in

order I'll get it

[Music]

1,997

1,998

1,999 that'll do

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him now you'll speak for me cousin eggar

I will indeed cousin poppington I have

had experience of Scoundrels myself

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

there's the Rogue give me and take me

there's the common Seaman who stole me

clothing common

Seaman Seas him

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[Music]

[Music]

who's this

R look who's here

Lusty come to the fancy dress ball have

you oh you disappoint me Lusty it's not

me a see again we're all in the same

[Laughter]

[Applause]

[Laughter]

boat gentlemen your prisoner seems to

have

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gone try the

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basket what your P your sir are you not

Lusty my good Sha's friend I and a dead

one if i s long I need your help and he

too sir come with me I beg you sir I Bes

you oh b i pretty

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one Mr Jones your sweet little rogue

I've been waiting for you these 4 hours

at least young lovers are commonly

earlier than their appointments young

lovers give me a kiss with it I should

indeed find me a young lover a vigorous

young lover S I am a

Gog now let me have the story of how you

were first seduced that I may sit it

down in my journal at home I have the

story of every woman's ruin that ever I

laid with I call it the history of my

own times I warrant it's as fat as a

church

Bible yes it really is a pretty good

size well now let me have the history

where did your Amar begin perhaps on the

battleship you spoke of I sir that was

the Fatal scene

tell me about it on to the Last Detail

sir it was in his cabin the chapain you

see I sir the

chaplain well then you must have

provoked him no sir why I was wearing a

dress as modest as the one that I

wearing

now the Dr took advantage of it he did

Sir the were were three strings to the

bodies this

one this one and this one the pink why

sir he pulled it off I can't bear it no

longer bear what sir I'm going to gobble

you up swellow you

down pie

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help a

a a

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I heard a rape

called oh sir I beg you to assist a poor

fall on helpless maid whom this wicked

man hath treacherously

seduced I betrayed caught in my own

trap for Mercy's sake Madam you would

not expose me nothing will satisfy me

but the rigor of the law accepting that

yes yes

accepting what that you release from

prison Mr shaa and will that satisfy you

yes and Mr ramble and will that satisfy

you

yes then we are

all

satisfied yes good good good good

good oh Mr sta willm arrest these people

you villain in the king's name I charge

this woman and that man of conspiring to

swear reap against me take them

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away brother

worthy I received a letter in an unknown

hand appointing me to meet at a certain

Cavern where upon my arrival I found

this woman here

alone who revealed herself to me in a in

a most cious way I an unwilling victim

to this wild deot felt it my duty to

remain a close

Observer of a sudden she calls out a

rape a

rape well upon this fellow arrives and

both together desear that if I did not

instantly release this fellow and that

fellow two felons Mark you who might

already committed for notorious crimes

then this woman would declare a rape

against me

you and ah on this I take my

oath what do you say to this young

woman

sir that I did threaten him I I

confess let us proceed to show the

character of this woman Mr

sta got to speak truth nothing about

truth I

do Mr staff do you tell his John uh what

you know of this fine

lady sir this woman is known to me as a

common Harlot who' sell herself for a

faring sir I beseech you to hear me or

if desperate a turny it's a it's nothing

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but it's a load of C's wallet let me

tell you

order I see order

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[Applause]

hold your tongue sah oh you'll have no

tongue to hold

well woman can you say anything for

yourself sir I

where is the glory of the bench oh G

Justice on no gentlement truly to make

an appointment with a young woman to me

on a secret in a

Tav Mrs sasum what is the

matter Mr

worthy I am sure you will pity one who

has The Misfortune to be married to a

man who is as much a scandal to the

commission he bears as you are an honor

to

it my poor brain can no longer bear the

burden of conniving at his

roggies Mr quill here will support me in

what I say

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[Laughter]

Madam tell your story show by Mighty God

speak the truth the whole truth nothing

about the

Troth sir sir here the strangest news of

my young mistress go away you crumbling

ruin if you lose a moment she may be

lost forever undone ruin

hang have discovered my servant

to be possessed it's your daughter who's

possessed sir possessed by cbles she's

been taken up for a rape a

rape a woman taken up for a rape that's

impossible impossible has happen

sir go I beg

you and

so

hea he alone is guilty and all whom he

has AED

are

innocent thank you Mom I should be

obliged to commit you to bedum if you

don't hold your tongue I shall prevent

you in that as well as in your other

designs this life B

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[Applause]

[Music]

[Laughter]

now sir will you believe your own eyes

is not is not that your

daughter God help me so it

is Father dear father it is indeed my

most unfortunate

daughter your daughter

sir I know I know not what to think oh

sir good sir

Clarice my mistress is

innocent

Clarice can it

be

ramble what did my

ramble this is my wife clores whom I

believe drowned once more restored to my

bosom and this is my husband ramble who

I believe drowned who turn now to the

safety of my

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bosom these Joys must wait until justice

has been

served hang them all but we're all

innocent you'll be none the worse for

the

hanging up young

woman you Pro test your mistress's

innocence let me hear your

[Music]

evidence come on

Faster come on

move move will you get your legs going

man

[Applause]

[Music]

Sor I am come to another

marriage he look this man

ncky oh villainy this is the man I told

you of from home Mr Shao rescued me go

you pox hard SL

secure him secure

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him ta do you mean gentlemen it's fair

time that you're drunk before

[Applause]

dinner look what we have

here and seize that Justice seize that

Justice whom I shall no longer treat as

a gentleman but as his villain he hath

merited

hold one

moment

oh am I just as

worthy may I whisper a word with your

worship your worship don't let him

whisper too close as he bite off your

ear I'm not altogether so hungry as your

lady ship has pleased to imagine I would

hear nothing further today from either

of you

away with

them the case against this young woman

is

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

dismissed Niki don't worry necki we're

coming with you

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

oh my friend this must needs take the

place of a wedding Feast there'll be no

Lord mayor no

truffles his lordship

disgraced and my daughter married to a

common

Seaman and mine besotted by

another salutations my good friend tonb

Billy solicitations my good friend

gossip gossip did you say gossip yes sir

and a Gentleman by Heaven Master gossip

had you not once a son sir I had

sir oh I turned him out of doors years

ago the a scoundrel and taught him to be

hanged long since then I must be his

ghost returned from the Indies when you

turned me out of doors I went to see

changing my name to escape

Discovery

father brother

sister husband wife Master gossip I

rejoice in the reunion of your family

and in the union of ours what more could

a man want for the son of his friend

should be the husband of his

daughter father I have nothing more to

ask of you but for you to give your

blessing to my friend Shao whose love I

am certain will complete the happiness

of my sister I got to think of our

children being better disposed of please

[Music]

Papa let me see you all embrace one

another

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ah

ah ah

ah

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[Applause]

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we

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he

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he

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a

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n

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