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Are you taking toilet roll?

Duh, Mum.

They have toilet roll at the festival.

Are you sure?

Maybe pack some just in case.

I'll be fine.

What time's Daddy getting here?

He's late. He should be here by now.

I'll make some sandwiches.

We can do it ourselves, Mum.

Let me look at you.

You'll miss it when you move out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mum!

Danny, I've told you, it's not going to fit.

Just a bit of pussy about it. Thanks, Mum.

You're welcome.

Looking forward to the festival, Danny.

Yeah, I can't wait. Last year was awesome.

We saw the Tets.

Huh? What?

The band last year, you remember? The duo, in fact.

The Tets.

I don't remember them.

Oh, yeah, no, they were awesome.

We loved them.

Go to it.

Are they quite big?

Pretty big.

Actually, um... No? Don't remember, mate.

Well, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask.

Mom! Yeah?

I can't fit my jeans into my bag.

Oh, you need to roll them up.

Weave it in.

Let me see you open it up. Let me see what you've done there.

You need to roll it all up.

What? Scrape it in. No one's going to see whether you've got creases or not.

don't fold them. No, no.

Get it all rolled up.

Fine.

Have you seen where Danny's got to?

No.

God, he's annoying me today.

Danny!

So yeah, of course I'm taking toilet roll.

Everyone brings their own.

Are you serious?

Depends if you want to wipe or not.

Some people don't wait.

Not if they don't have any fucking toilet roll, do they?

Think about it.

Listen,

I'm going to go for a cigarette.

You finish this level. Make sure you get that underwater fucking test. Then we

get a big mortar.

Okay, I'll try.

Come on, Mia. Fuck me real deep. Go on.

Hi mate. Come on, Ed.

I'm not very good.

We love you.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, go on.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Yes, Danny. Yes, Danny. Oh, fuck.

Oh, go on. Danny, get it right in there. All right, you go keep your fucking

voice down. Shh, don't worry, Danny. It feels like a fucking lock.

Go on, just fuck me as hard as I fucking need it.

Oh, go on, tell me.

Go on. Oh, fuck. Oh.

Oh. Go on. Go on. Go on. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

My pussy.

Can I do this again?

It's fucking hot.

It's fucking hot.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Tits, don't you?

I put you on your coke.

Yeah, go on. I put you by the tits, huh?

Oh, yeah.

You need to fuck that dick, huh? I fucking coke real deep and fuck that

Go on.

Oh.

I can't go right there between those

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

You keep on fucking me until you make my pussy fucking come for you.

Oh, shit, Danny, yes.

Oh, shit. Oh, fuck it. Go on, just fuck me. Go on.

It's okay. It's fucking okay. Go on, just fuck me harder then and I'll be

Oh, yeah, go on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Go on, if you fuck me nice and deep.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah?

Oh, yeah? What are you doing to sleep over there?

Yeah? You're a real bad boy.

You're a real fucking bad boy, yeah?

Because of me, I want all your fucking heartcheese on my face.

Yeah? Yeah?

I want your heartcheese on my face and I want my kiss, yeah?

Yes. Oh, that's it, yes.

You want my spunk?

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Bye, boys. Have fun.

Bye, Mom.

Thanks for having me. You can come again, darling.