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Hey, honey, how's your studying coming?

I never thought advanced oils would be this tough.

Like, everyone said that it was difficult, but I can't wrap my head

I understand, honey, but with the amount of money we are paying for your massage

school, you better not fail that exam in a while.

Thanks a lot, Dad, because I'm not stressed enough.

Well, you know, stress builds character.

And if you do the work, you'll get the reward.

I do all of my work. It's just the practical stuff that I just can't get

everything in these books.

Does that make sense?

You know, if I had someone I could practice on, this would be so much

Wait.

Can I practice on you, Dad?

I don't know if... What?

I mean, I don't think it's appropriate for an 18 -year -old girl to practice

massage on her stepfather, let alone a massage that is as intimate as oil

massage.

The book's a little harder, young lady.

Dad, you can't come in here and...

Dress me out even more. And then tell me you don't want to ask me for help.

Well, you have a good point. What kind of stepfather would I be if I didn't

my stepdaughter with her test?

So I can practice on you, Dad?

Yes, dear. But let's make it quick because your mother has a roast in for

dinner. Thank you so much.

No problem.

Okay, well, first you need to get undressed.

Is that really necessary?

Yeah, you don't want your clothes to get messed up, do you?

I guess you're right.

Okay, fine.

Exactly what are they teaching at school?

You'll see.

Okay. I trust you.

Oh, that's warm.

Yeah? Oh, my God.

Didn't know it was going to be so smooth.

I bet this is good for arthritis.

Some people say that.

I'm still trying to kind of like get it down.

You must be doing something right. I can feel it in my loins.

Oh, okay.

Oh, it sure hits the spot.

Oh, that feels good.

I just hope I'm doing it right.

Okay. Why don't you flip over?

Okay.

Yeah.

You know, you kind of started off a little rocky, but I feel like now that

you're definitely not going to fail this exam.

Wait, really?

Yeah. You're doing great.

Thank you so much.

I just... Wait.

You know what I just thought?

What?

Okay, like, I'm doing good with a guy, so if I have a guy when I have my exam,

I'm going to ace it, but what if I have a girl?

Like, massaging a girl is completely different than a guy.

Right.

You know what?

I think I got a solution.

What?

Well, why don't we just have your mother help us out?

Oh, my God, that is a great idea, Dad. Right?

Honey?

Looks like someone's been busy.

Yeah, I was just helping our daughter study for her massage exam tomorrow. But

now, well, she needs a girl to massage.

Yeah, so, I mean, I know how to give the massage to a guy. I just, I'm

not sure if I can give a girl a massage.

So, think you can help, Mom?

Of course. I just put the roast in, so I have plenty of time to help my favorite

stepdaughter.

But I'm your only stepdaughter, Mom.

Are you sure?

Your mother, she's such a jokester. She's just kidding with you.

Guilty as charged. Mom!

All right, all right. Enough jokes aside, I'm all yours, sweetie.

Sweet, thanks.

up to you two here.

All

right.

Am I doing this right? Yeah? Yeah, I think so.

All right. Well, Scooch, mister, you had your turn.

It's ready as a lottery.

Oh, my.

Well, isn't that just swell?

It kills me.

Dude.

Oh, my.

They're slippery.

I really hope you don't do these from a tall table.

Oh.

Yeah, no.

Definitely not.

That would be very, very dangerous, Mom.

You're doing a great job, honey.

Thanks, Dad.

Feel the tension leaving already.

Good.

That's what it's supposed to do.

It'll just terrify me a little bit.

Get down with the girls too. No.

Well,

you know, we have a little different body part.

Right.

How's the view, huh?

Oh, hey!

Oh, hi.

No,

honey, no, honey, don't, don't. Don't be embarrassed.

It's totally natural, right?

Yeah, I mean, they told us in class that it happens all the time to guys.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, see, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Normal. I mean, actually, it gives me an idea.

I mean, since you've been such a busy bee, don't you deserve a study break?

Yeah? Yeah, I mean, that'd be great, Mom. I think us as a family, we should

a little family fun time.

What do you say, honey?

I think you got a point. We probably could all use a little study break.

Yeah.

I think you're a little friend, so you'd think so, too.

I think you might be right.

Don't like a good idea?

Well,

I guess you can have your spot back. All right, well, we'll use this.

So how do I do this?

Show me.

Grab, there we go.

All over, that's right. Oh, wow.

This is great.

If I can learn from the master.

Like this.

There you go.

Good job, Mom.

Spin around.

um um

I can take over oil duty for you. Why don't you get your little buddy break

reward? Okay.

Please.

Sorry.

Shit.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

We try to help relieve your tension, too.

Ooh.

I'm sorry.

Oh my fucking God. Oh

my fucking God.

It's going to be fun.

It's all for you.

Lay down.

Your turn to rest.

I'm good at that.

Are you in your happy place now? Yeah.

I'm totally not stressed now.

It's a picture.

You did a great job, honey.

Well.

Do everything that you learned today tomorrow and you'll ace it.

Yeah, I think you're definitely going to pass.

Yeah. Not everything we did today. Oh. You're right. Maybe not everything.

That's a

good girl.

Now, I'm not cleaning this up.