Original subtitles

He loves me.

He loves me not.

He loves me.

He loves me not.

He loves me.

He loves me not.

He loves me!

BIG BOOBS BUSTER

Written and Directed by Hisashi Watanabe

...I love you. Please be my boyfriend.

Bando, I love you. Please be my boyfriend.

Bando, I love you. Please be my boyfriend.

Bando, I love you. Please be my boyfriend.

Bando, I love you.

Please be my boyfriend.

No way!

Why not?

You're pretty, nicely shaped,

an all-around athlete, and a top student.

I'm sure you can sew and cook as well as the next woman.

But...

But?

I hate flat-chested women.

Bouncy, bouncy!

Goddamn!

Nurse's Office

Oh? It's not here.

Where could it be?

The big boobs list is mine!

Noriko Kijima Upper Bust 89 Under Bust 73 Breast Diameter 16.1 Areola Diameter 4.7 Breast Spacing 23.4 Nipple Height 1.2

Who pulled this sick prank?

Who's there?

I am Big Boobs Buster.

Senior, Homeroom #2, ID #11. Noriko Kijima.

Bust: 35 inches.

Stop seducing the guys with those giant boobs...

...and study for your exam!

What are you talking about?

What are you doing?!

No! Stop!

Stop it! What are you doing?

Wait a moment til it sets, 'kay?

If you should corrupt another man with those huge tits again,

I'll parade this bust mold in front of the whole town.

B-Big Boobs Buster...

...sort of turned me on...

Who could stand that gym crap?

I'm getting shoulder aches from carrying my hefty jugs as it is.

You think your giant tits give you permission to cut gym?

Junior, Homeroom #4, ID #28. Mitsuko Ueda.

Bust: 39 inches.

Wh-Who are you?

Big Boobs Buster. Here to take your bust mold.

Ouch! Stop!

No!

The common factor is that all the victims have big breasts.

What? I'd better watch out for myself then.

Gimme a break, you're just fat!

The D cup means your bust measures at least 7" larger than your rib cage.

- No shit. - To hell with that.

But isn't it odd that nobody has reported this to the police?

The thing is, they were actually turned on by it.

Scary, huh?

- Not for us washboards. - True.

Eating a Chinese bun again?!

No, a bean paste bun. It's lukewarm, but want one?

Yeah, thanks.

I heard she only targets girls with big boobs! We have to be careful!

How awful!

I know, right?!

And, like, what she does makes your boobs hurt so bad! Hi. Wanna go have some tea?

And, like, what she does makes your boobs hurt so bad!

Hey! Ugly-face!

Makes them hurt? Hey! Ugly-face!

Also, you can totally forget about going out with Bando, for sure!

Dating him is like calling out, "Hey, come get my big boobs!"

Tell me about it. I resorted to wearing a size A bra.

No way!

It's squeezing me to death!

I'm wrapped up in bandages. Try and bust me now!

No thanks. I've got no use for mere B's.

Masaru, my darling!

Masaru, my darling!

- Hey. - What?

- Is everything okay? - I'm fine, thanks.

Not you. I'm talking about Masako.

Why don't you check on her then?

Then again... I think you should.

Y'know?

Bando's heart belongs to me now.

It happened! It happened!

Pregnant? I know a good hospital.

You'd be the first one I call.

I'm talking about the new lover.

Yeah, like you've ever had any, new or old.

Got a problem with that? Anyway, it's not me.

Who then?

Bando.

She wasn't on the big boobs list.

She wasn't on the big boobs list.

She won't get away with this... Ever!

Excuse me! Jumbo curry bun and pizza bun! Make that two each!

Come on. Hurry!

Cut this classic date crap and just get to the hotel, will ya?

Who's there?

There's no way you can hear me. What are you, psychic?

Big Boobs Buster?

Come out, Big Boobs Buster!

Hurry up, or I'll come to you.

Just wait, you shit-face.

Furubayashi, let's go.

Don't bother with some wacko.

You've got ten seconds, Big Boobs Buster.

Then I'll come to you.

Stop it! Let's just go home!

No!

- I said, let's go...! - If you're so scared, you can leave without me.

Stop! Let's just go!

Your breasts...!

Amazing...

I didn't know you were into that...

I fancy you all the more, Furubayashi!

It's not that I'm "into" it...

It's time, Big Boobs Buster.

I'm coming to you.

You think your big tits make you so special?!

Freshman, Homeroom #4, ID #12. Sachiko Furubayashi.

Bust... well, who knows?

Damn your raunchy bra. I'll show you!

You'll show me? That's my line.

Big Boobs Buster... What huge tits!

Let's take a look at your breasts, shall we?

Give up your bust mold!

I am Big Boobs Buster. I've got no use for small tits.

Big Boobs Buster... What an attractive set of tits!

You got me!

- One more time. - Prepare yourself. Clang!

Hey, you look down.

Ouch!

Take this.

What gives?

What's with you?

C'mon!

This is what Big Boobs Buster looks like. Ring a bell?

She's got this beautiful figure.

With really huge tits.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to hurt your feelings.

It's just that I want to find out who she is.

I don't have the faintest idea.

I see.

Can it be that she's not from this school after all?

What makes you think she's one of ours?

I just know it.

Those beautiful legs, with great speed and jumping abilities...

A beauty like that has to be a high school student.

Something good happen to you?

Kyoko Mitoizumi Upper Bust 89 Under Bust 71 Breast Diameter 16.2 Areola Diameter 4.4 Breast Spacing 23.1 Nipple Height 1.1

Track and Field Club

Senior, Homeroom #1, ID #20. Kyoko Mitoizumi.

Bust: 35 inches. I'm taking your bust mold!

Those tits of yours are fake.

I'd like to also point out that my bust isn't 35 inches.

It's 36 inches.

I can't let you cheat me...

- ...out of a whole inch. - U-Uh...

- C-Can I have your bust mold?

You've got a nice body.

Uh, I'd like your bust mold, please?

Will you lend me your body for a while?

Ms. Big Boobs Buster?

If you can't push it...

Slide it.

Excuse me please!

Welcome home.

Clang!

Time! Dinner soon.

Yup.

A plane crashed again, did you hear?

This time in Beirut.

Oh really?

Darling, want some salad?

- Here. - Thanks.

Our eyes are like twins'

That's what everyone says about us

Temptation comes easy on the poolside

I can feel the looks on my back as I swim

How How How How

The more dangerous the affair,

the more I understand the mysterious tears... but why is that?

How How How How

What a brilliant thrill

Perv...!

Don't test my bare skin... You're such a rascal Perv...!

Don't test my bare skin... You're such a rascal

To the water, the red coral is like its earrings

It can only shine undersea

How dare she!

Just like the coral, I can't shine without you How dare she!

Just like the coral, I can't shine without you

I throw myself in those arms I can't see

How How How How

My heart has always has and always will wonder the reason why we met

I need to talk to you. Meet me on the roof after class. My heart has always has and always will wonder the reason why we met

My heart has always has and always will wonder the reason why we met

How How How How

Finally... How How How How

How How How How

At last! How How How How

How How How How

I want to long for you

If only you could be loved by me alone

Hello!

You seem to be doing well.

What do you want from me?

I have a favor to ask you. I won't take no for an answer.

There are things I can and can't do.

A taut waist... Shapely ass...

Well-developed thighs...

Will you compete in the track meet against Hanabusa instead of me?

What?

You will, won't you?

Hmm?

C'mon. Please? Don't run away from me.

- Oh, won't you please? - Hold it!

In any case, will you get off of me first?

Only if you say yes.

But I've never run.

Since junior high, I've had an archrival at Hanabusa.

I absolutely cannot lose to her.

But...

My teammates are nothing but a bunch of sluggish pigs.

Then why don't you compete?

Besides, it stands to reason that you face your own rival.

Hey, what the...

It's only been ten days since the operation.

But I don't want to lose, no matter what.

You think appendicitis makes it all right to lose?

Who could accept such a thing?!

I think you could.

Appendicitis, for God's sake!

I think it's a formidable illness.

Oh yeah?

Sorry, but I really can't stand big-chested women.

Will you get off of me?

Oh, that's right.

You don't like big-chested women...

So much so you'd put on that ridiculous swimsuit thing

and bulk up your small chest with bean buns.

Fine, I see how it is.

You're Big Boobs Buster... I wonder who I could tell.

Wait!

Wait, wait!

Here we go!

What'll it be?

I'll go. I'll do it.

Okay. If you win, you can have all of my teammates' bust molds.

And if I lose?

I'm sure you can think of something.

Let's give this newcomer a crash course!

All right!

What are you doing?!

Do the backstroke, dummy.

Too slow. Go faster.

Over here!

I can't!

With enough determination and focus...

...you can do anything!

Is Big Boobs Buster among these women?

Big Boobs Buster? What's that?

Don't play dumb.

You letch.

What's all this got to do with running 100 meters?

You think you're in a position to complain?

Ouch!

That hurts!

Ow ow ow ow!

Ouch! Ow ow ow!

- Ow ow ow! - You're stiff as a board.

Screw you!

C'mon. Run like you mean it.

How many more laps do I have to run?

You've got fifteen more.

Just fifteen more! C'mon, you can do it.

- Three, four, five, six... - Wait!

Ouch!

Not so fast!

Give it all you got. You can do better than that.

One, two, three, four...

Hey!

Ouch!

...five, six, seven, eight...

I'm going!

You thought I was too scared to show up, right?

Just wanted to check out where Big Boobs Buster lives.

Saury are on sale today.

That tickles a bit.

All your accomplishments through past training

are going to pay off today.

Was that really "training?"

What did you think it was?

I'd call it bullying... which is way outdated, I might add.

Let me bully some more then.

Be still, will ya? You're wasting my kindness.

Ouch!

The one standing farthest is Shizuka Kotogaume.

Humongous boobs!

Is she the pinch runner?

Your tits are bigger than ever.

Think you can run?

The best sprinter I've ever laid my eyes on.

So you say... Try not to get hurt, dear.

Run as if you were after her bust mold.

I'll get her all right.

That's the spirit!

Then again, I'm not so sure...

On your mark.

Get set.

All your accomplishments through past training will pay off today.

You've accomplished it.

You did it!

Congratulations.

You beat me.

I noticed your breasts were still when you were running.

You can feel them.

It's hard.

It's the result of my efforts to shave off fractions of a second.

It's muscle?!

I won't be beat next time.

We won!

We won!

You did it.

I lose. Victory is hers.

Everyone take off the shirts and bras!

What?

- Oh no! - It's embarrassing.

This is so embarrassing!

You guys over there don't have to take off anything.

Why not, captain?

Not fit to be looked at.

I'm not interested in the B's and under.

Nothing but the guts, you all.

That's so cruel!

It's a bit cool, but feels kinda nice.

Captain.

- What is it, flat-chest? - Cold!

What is this for?

What do you think?

I know! Our captain is Big Boobs Buster.

Captain, I wouldn't mind being attacked by you.

Gotta make your nipple stand, you mind?

Damn, I wish my tits would get bigger.

Better drink jugs of milk.

Yeah, milk is the best for the breast!

Here you go...

I'm off it.

No way! Are you really?!

Don't sound as if the CEO of Marlboro quit smoking.

Mmmm, it's so good. It's absolutely yummy.

Here, have one.

An ex-bun-aholic, eh?

Here, I know you want it. Eat it. It's soooo good.

God, it's too heavy! Eriko, give me a hand.

Eriko!

Hey, what are you doing? Eriko!

Thank God, it's back!

Enough is enough! Dirty old goat!

There's garbage pick-up tomorrow, right?

- Right? - Yes.

Masaru, my darling!

Masaru, my darling!

All those breast sculptures on the wall...

I know.

I guess another season of her life has come and gone...

Right, dear?

The season didn't just pass.

I'm going to overcome it on my own two feet.

Forty-nine...

Fifty...

Fifty-one...

Fifty-two...

Fifty-three...

Fifty-four...

I can't!

Fifty-five!

I can't!

Hey! I've thought things over.

You're pretty, nicely-shaped,

an all-around athlete, and a top student. I'm sure...

I can sew and cook as well as the next woman.

Right you are!

So maybe I could overlook your shortcomings and...

Okay, close your eyes.

Even though you are far away, I know everything about you

Your eyes gaze with such fire they could pierce the sky

Deeply... Ah...

The breeze I inhale...

is a golden baiser from the moon

It lights up my love, stronger than anyone else's

Shining brighter than anything

See? Can't you hear the angels laugh?

"I I-o-v-e you..." (moonlight Wendy)

Big Boobs Buster...

When the blue ripples of the sea embody the stillness of night

Someone who seeks love releases her yearning

Sweetly... Ah...

Quietly, the drops keep falling...

And cast a rainbow in the moon's shadow

The dreams I dream always find their way to you alone

I reach out to you with my arms outstretched

Like an angel, I'll hold you in the palm of my hand.