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Original subtitles

Gork, do you really think we should have left Xena alone?

What if she gets into some trouble?

Don't worry, Yana. Our little girl will be fine. Besides, what kind of trouble

could she possibly get into?

I trust her explicitly. Now more than ever since she dumped that gigazoid

Yeah, you're right. But I still can't help worrying. You know the old saying,

it's a mother's prerogative.

How could I forget?

I think, Yana, my little nebula of love.

We've got three whole days of having to listen to teenage gossip on the tele

-transmitter and not having to wait in line to use the feasible matter

neutralizer. Oh, I want to stop off at this way station 36DD to get some of

these special fuel additive for the T -Bird ship.

You know, when you've got a beauty like my T -Bird ship, you want it to run with

maximum performance.

Hell, you never even drive it.

Yanni, you know that's not true. Just yesterday I took it for a spin and used

nearly a full tank of fuel. That's why I need the additive.

You think more about that ship than you think about me.

It's just that I've spent so much time restoring the ship, I want it to run

right. My little ring of Saturn.

That does it. This is the last time I'll ever marry a man 30 years younger than

I am.

Don't mind us. We want to borrow some of your stuff. You make the best garments.

Yeah, very chic for the fashionable, best -crescenting teenager of today.

I'm so flattered.

If you sold these in stores, you'd be rich.

I'd have money, but no boyfriend.

No boyfriend is better than Gona, I believe you.

Yeah, he's a mega -space -debris geekazoid, and he probably has a

cranial capacity.

Shira, boys are like from another planet anyways.

Who understands them?

Yeah, can't live with them, can't disintegrate them with the gamma death

I know.

I guess I just need to forget about them. I need to meet someone new.

I'm bored. Let's do something.

Like go to Astro Burger?

Boring.

What about Alpha Nature Golf?

You've got to be kidding me. Hey, we could cruise Delta Alpha 43 solar

Isn't that where Planet Beta 45 is? No way, guys.

That's off limits to everybody.

You know what would happen if we got caught there?

We'd be in big trouble.

Are there boys there?

I don't know.

Besides, we don't even have a ship to cruise in.

No, you can't be serious.

Your parental units are away for three whole days.

Absolutely not.

They'll never know if you use their ship.

They're parents. They're telepathic about these things.

Wow. Hey, keep out of this.

This is a rare vintage model.

Wow, a T -bird ship.

The black hole consists of matter -passing drives, self -enriched fuel

four on the floor, and the greatest stereo this side of Arctic.

Lena, does your dad take you for rides in this?

He never takes us anywhere.

We have every guy in the galaxy checking us out.

He had to check out the ship.

Can we take a ride?

No. Oh, come on, please.

Nothing's going to happen, I promise.

I don't even have the magnetic starter strip.

Just to Beta -45 and straight back.

Five, four, three, two, one, ignition!

Who are you?

You worry too much.

So what do you think these Betonian boys look like?

If they're already there.

What I want them to look like is lots of muscle, piercing eyes, hairless, Cheek

balls and a big cranial capacity.

What about you, Lena?

Gotta be smart.

Scientist.

Concerned with the environment.

Gotta be handsome.

Trim. And have a big cranial capacity.

What about you, Lena?

Well, gotta be artistic.

Sensitive.

Passionate. You've got to speak many different languages.

You definitely have to be well -traveled.

Most important, you've got to be very down -to -basket in nature.

And it's cranial capacity?

Is that all you ever think about?

Well, yeah, most of the time.

How far away do you think we are?

About five light years, I think. That's all?

Probably right around the corner.

Oh, no.

I think my dad forgot to fill up the outdoors.

You didn't tap?

And here's beta 45.

This is not a good place to be at.

Right. Lock your window.

You're having a hulk of sprawling around.

Dave, I'm really glad you let me come out with you, man.

You're my best buddy. Who else would I come with?

Wow, California.

I can't believe we're almost there.

Yes.

Now, you're sure it's okay to stay with your uncle?

Uncle Bud is the coolest.

I hope I run into that big Cajon guy.

He's a hero to me.

A man amongst men. A legend.

His legacy has guided me on my journey into manhood.

Look, Jerry, you're 18 years old.

You barely know what life is about.

You made this crazy decision about your life based on some mythical guy.

A guy can dream, Danny.

What's happening?

Do you

see

that?

What's that light?

It's probably a plane or something, Dave.

It's not a plane. Dave, no. Do not start with that UFO stuff again, man. It's

too kooky. That was a UFO.

Yeah.

I'd like to be abducted by alien space babes and have close encounters with the

69th time.

I've got a total preoccupation with that.

I'm taking you back.

Hey, I offered to drive Dave, man.

Thanks. Let me get here in one piece.

Wow.

Pacific Ocean. It looks just as big as Lake Michigan.

It's Uncle Bud.

Okay. Hey, this is Jerry.

Hey. Mr. Ulrich, how you doing? Hey, I'm going to jail. And don't call me late

for lunch.

Uncle Bud. Uncle Bud.

Oh, man.

Are you guys okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my parents are going to ship me to Death Star for this one.

You should have checked the fuel before we left.

What I should have done is not listen to you.

Girls, girls, don't argue about this. Let's just figure a way out of here.

Right.

Great,

communicator's out.

Let's check out beta -4 and 5. I think we're here.

The air is supposed to be safe, but let's check to be safe.

Oxygen, nitrogen, and hydrocarbon.

Sulfur. It's a little polluted, but we can clean it.

Come on. Let's go.

I made this lifestyle choice a long time ago.

Used to be I felt terrible.

I'd do that red meat, do dairy products.

I'd surf in nasty beaches.

Now, it may have changed my life.

Probably need to be honored.

Got another eviction notice for you, bud.

Oh, Hassler.

I'll just put it in a circular bin with the rest of them, will you?

Who are these two?

This is my nephew, David, and this is his friend, Jerry. This is Hassler.

Welcome to California.

That's nothing to worry about, right?

Exactly.

Look, why don't you fellows go down to the beach down there, will you? I got a

little business I can take care of.

Is there anything we can do to help?

There is.

You can go down to that water, you can enjoy yourself, have a good time, chase

some girls, enjoy California, okay?

Down in the middle of the night, my bedroom clock is flashing.

I can see the red taillights appear, disappear beyond the dune.

Atomic burst of energy.

A new beach blanket party.

Planet of Frankie would be.

Dirk. Man, be cool. It's like you haven't seen a girl before.

Pinch me and tell me I'm dreaming.

Amen.

I don't want to hear a sunburn.

You're smart. You put some on. I don't need no stinking motion, man.

You

know,

that girl over there is going to eat her heart out, buddy.

Okay, Mr.

Sun Guy. Thanks, sir.

That's Apollo to you.

But it's bouncing, it's rebounding, roaring, but it's gone out of control.

Decapitation.

I think you were right, man. The six figures.

Thanks!

Man, this place is incredible.

While you were sleeping, this girl walked by and winked at me. She probably

something in her eye, Dave.

Anyway, I'm thirsty. Let's get something to drink. This place is really hot.

See you right there.

Here you go, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Can I help you guys?

Yeah, can I get a Coke and a cheeseburger?

We don't serve animal products or raw sugar here.

Listen, I'm allergic to anything with vegetables in it.

I could make you one with soy cheese on chapati.

I'll have one of those.

And how about a glass of water?

You got it.

Could I get one of those, too, please?

You got it. Thank you. I'll have the usual.

One teriyaki tofu burrito coming up.

Food for the soul, man.

There you go, boys.

Hey, thanks, man. Put it on my tab, okay?

Do you want this on this year's tab or last year's tab?

Whatever, man.

Dr. Vance is a genius.

He was a full professor at MIT in physics.

He used his propulsion system in the space shuttle.

Where are you guys staying?

My uncle Bud, down the beach.

Wow.

You're Bud's nephew?

Why did you say so?

Hey, Bud, he's a heavy dude for an old guy.

Thanks, Zig. Bud and I are the same age.

Old guy.

I've never been called that before.

Who are you looking at?

Who are those people with Bud down there?

You didn't know that Bud's nephew came into town for the summer?

Too bad he won't have any place to stay after I get done with it, Uncle.

You know, I just don't think you're serious about getting that deadbeat off

beach.

Let me do it my way, and we'll have him in jail.

Let's do it legally.

I've known him for a long time.

He's a neighbor.

Well, that takes forever. The contest is in three days.

Well, if Son Bun likes your designs and invests in your company,

They're marketing clubs.

Well, the sky is the limit.

But if you don't win, you could go under.

Unfortunately, you're right.

Of course I am.

Would you mind if I sat in on your catalog photo session?

That's me.

I want to go to home and drive with me.

Crazy baby, feel me.

I'm ready for you, baby, ecstasy.

You and me. I want your love. I need it tonight.

ecosystem at... Jacques, just shoot what I tell you to shoot. Say, do you have a

list of their phone numbers?

What for?

They might need some representation, some counseling, maybe some guidance.

Have for on your own time.

Oh, that's good. Up with your chance.

Love the...

A search for the land.

I'm beat.

Let's walk around those rocks over there.

Maybe we'll run into some Daytonians. I hope they haven't all died or... What I

wouldn't give for a drink right now.

What'd you do with Gonan for a drink?

You're sick.

What are you going to do if we run into Daytonians?

Run like hell. I heard if they catch you, they cook you and eat you. Stop it!

Why, are you scared?

No.

Don't they say when your vehicle breaks down, you're supposed to stay with it?

A little late for that.

Babes out here are easy to figure out, man.

It's like you just ignore them.

Don't even try to understand.

Like they're from another planet.

What do you mean?

See, out here, it's all amazing looking, man.

Diamond dust?

It's all in your attitude.

Is it like a walk or something?

Something like this.

Here's a good one.

This is a very interesting specimen of a betonium.

What are they doing?

Ingesting nutrients and doing some sort of mating ritual or something.

They're not the most graceful bunch.

Did you hear something?

Must be the Santa Ana wind.

I wonder if they've eaten.

I'd hate to be lunch.

I think it's a taco.

Hula.

What if they take a captive?

So anyway, you guys be cool. You'll get some girls.

Yeah.

Hi, data boys.

Whoa.

Feel my beating heart.

I'm with my friends, and our vehicle ran out of fuel.

And we got a little lost.

I'll say.

Is your vehicle a submarine?

No, it's a spaceship.

California's a great place.

You guys want to hang out with us? My uncle has a place here.

Sure.

Having a place on the beach, I'll do it every time.

It's kind of cute.

Look at this.

Is your settlement that way?

You could call it that.

Hang, hang, boogie down. Strut your stuff and look around.

Why is your skin so red?

Well, like I was on this wave the size of a house.

I crashed right through the tube and I hit it really hard.

I thought I was going to die.

These tattoos are an ancient Sumerian symbol of manhood.

Very exciting.

So where are you girls from?

You've got some kind of accent.

We're changing.

Yeah, it's like Swedish or something.

Yeah, it's Swedish.

Cool. All right, all right. Got your brewskis here. Got your brewskis.

Okay. All right, and last but not least.

Now, ladies, gentlemen, toast to new friends.

New friends.

New friends. What do you call this drink?

It's beer. I like some more.

Oh, my God.

Ouch. Oh, Jesus.

Must be radiation for you.

Hang on, partner. I got something just for you.

Uncle Bud's sunburn cure, suntan lotion, and barbecue sauce.

Here,

you better do that. You're a little more cuter than I am.

Oh, man.

Yeah, it does.

All right, ladies. I have for you dessert.

Uncle Bud's soy milkshake with honey.

Tell me what you think.

Oh, wow.

Stuff's strong.

I feel warm all over.

Man, I'm getting a contact buzz, man.

It's like a chain reaction.

I'm getting warm because she's getting warm.

Luna.

Oh, yeah.

Luna, I didn't know you were like this.

I'm not.

Yeah, well, I'm going to take a little walk.

I'm not normally like this either.

You want to go for a walk?

Yeah.

And I'm going to show you the roughness.

I'm normally not like this.

Great experience.

Must collect data.

God, I love California.

Thank you.

It's so clear out.

It feels like I could just reach out and grab one of those stars.

Yeah.

This part of the galaxy has such a beautiful sky.

Yeah. You know, I really want to get you.

But I'm afraid if I do...

I want you to.

There's just some things you don't know about me yet.

Things I don't know about you, you know.

Like, you've got a terminal disease or a boyfriend with a glandular problem. It

could crush my head like a grain.

You from another planet? You really a man?

Oh, it could be so bad.

You're the sweetest boy I've ever met.

Well, gosh, ma 'am.

It weren't nothing.

Just some things I can't tell you right now.

Told me.

No, I feel I can trust you.

I don't really have anywhere else to turn.

But still, I'm taking a chance.

Hey, Boy Scout's honor.

Who could be so terrible?

I'm not from Sweden.

I'm from the planet Sass.

Know that UFO you said you saw?

Yeah. That was me, Sol, and Luna crash landing.

See, we took my parents' ship out.

What?

I live a few light years away from here.

You're telling me you're an alien?

You said you believed in UFOs.

Yeah, but aliens are green and have big heads and bad breath and ten eyes. I

knew you wouldn't believe me.

No, it's just that people make fun of me when I tell them I believe in UFOs.

I guess I'm going to have to prove it.

Oh, my gosh.

Holy shit.

You're a... Face, babe!

Can I go inside?

Sure.

You gotta be careful.

Wow. My father's pride and joy here.

Oh, this is really cool.

What's this do? No, no, no, no. That's a gamma death ray.

We use that to destroy asteroids. Wow!

A real UFO.

Sure.

Promise to keep it a secret?

Who am I going to tell? Geraldo?

What happened?

How did you get here?

Well, parents went on vacation.

Sola convinced me to come here.

Ran out of fuel, and here we are.

Had a tough break.

Can I help?

Well, we need a special fuel to get back.

Maybe that Dr. Veg guy can help. Hey, good morning, Dave.

Can I fix some breakfast for you and your friend?

I was wondering.

I mean, I heard you used to be an astro -scientist and all, and I was, you know,

just wondering if maybe with all your skills and expertise, you could

this special fuel that is from a van?

Maybe five gallons?

up a batch.

But to tell you the truth, I'm not in that line of business anymore unless

for peaceful purposes.

You know, ever since they used the space shuttle for military missions, well, I

bailed.

Where did you find this tape?

Well... I don't want to know about it. The CIA

finds out. It's big trouble.

Thanks for the advice.

Hey, no problem. I'm a sucker for a pretty face, Seth.

No matter where she comes.

Thanks, Doc.

See you later.

All right!

Woo!

Damn!

Surf's up, guys!

Let's go!

First place winner, $30 ,000.

Sponsored by Sun Bun Tandy Lotion. Wow.

Xena, you should enter.

Oh, yeah.

What's wrong?

Well, looks like this time I'm really going to lose the play.

I guess I can fix it up.

How much is that going to cost?

About $30 ,000.

Xena, why don't you enter the contest?

If we win, we can give the money to Bud.

That's a great idea.

Beta money means nothing to us. I know.

Sure, we'll all model.

Not me.

Wait a minute. Come on, kids.

You don't have to do this for me. I mean, what the heck? Maybe Sally's

mean, maybe I need to grow up to get a job.

Don't do that, Uncle Bud.

If you like your life the way it is now, change.

We'll help you.

How much of a chance do you think we have of winning?

Told me that nothing's worth worrying about and keep a positive attitude.

Yeah, you gotta see the donut, not just the hole.

Right.

Well, then that settles it. Let's get started right away.

Mr. Bun, come on in.

Are you ready for the bikini preview?

Well, I'm not sure what good it'll do, but go ahead.

We're gonna judge every design on its own merit.

Mr. Bun.

My attorney says that if I win, this could be very lucrative for both of us.

Rude.

Tell me, Sally, you've lived out here for a while.

Are you friendly with this guy, the Big Cajones?

Heck, I don't even know if he's alive.

Um, yes, sure, but... I'd like to take some surfing lessons from him. I'm a big

fan of his.

Sure.

So...

Are we ready, girl?

Now, Mr.

Bun, I'm hoping that we do a lot of business together.

Oh, my goodness.

And I know you're one of the judges, and I don't want to tempt you or anything.

Miss Mallow, this is totally inappropriate.

I didn't, I'm sorry.

I'll pretend this didn't happen.

Men, come on.

God, I hope I didn't fuck that up.

Your uncle is the big cojones.

David, why didn't you tell me this?

I didn't know.

No wonder he has all those trophies and surf stuff.

Hey, Gina.

Look, I just wanted to thank you for all the help that you're trying to get me.

Oh, anything for you, Uncle Bud.

Who is that girl?

Bud, you betrayed me.

You didn't tell me you had another girlfriend.

Whoa, Doc!

You okay?

Man, you have one tough icicle there, but I think I got it. All I have to do

strain it through some heavy water and pop it in the oven until tomorrow, and I

think it should be it. All right, thanks, Doc. You're champ.

Yeah, yeah.

At least told me.

Those are really nice suits.

We're going to win the contest.

What's wrong?

Hi. Oh, I'm trying to put together these suits and I don't have all the stuff I

need. It's driving me crazy.

For sewing?

Well, I've got that stuff at my house. I've even got a sewing machine.

You do?

Who are you?

Gina Quirk.

What do you want with me?

Your bathing suit designs, and I'm not going to let you have Bud.

Bud? I don't want Bud.

Dave's my boyfriend.

You young chicks are all alike, going after a man that's old enough to be your

father. What's going on here?

A way to get Bud off the beach.

This is his girlfriend.

Sally, are you disturbed?

You've kidnapped her.

I'm not a criminal defense lawyer.

Don't worry.

I know how much you love Bud, but this is not the way to win him back.

I'm not his girlfriend.

I'm only trying to help him out right now. This is ridiculous. I don't want to

be a part of it. First you steal her designs, now this?

I'm out of here.

Wait.

Girl.

Everyone was right.

Betonians are pretty dangerous.

I'm looking for this chick, man. She's got blonde hair and she's sort of

you know.

She's totally hot. Have you seen her?

Take a look around, man.

You just described half the girls on this beach.

Dina!

Dina!

Hey, Dina.

Hey.

Wow. Who is this?

You know that girl I've been hanging out with? Yeah, she took off with Sally.

You know, I gotta tell you that Sally's always up to no good. I'd watch out for

her. Maybe she's off thinking.

I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend and now she's like eight.

That could be.

Her last boyfriend was such a jerk.

You know, this was just a little bit loose.

Ouch! Not so tight!

Oh, you're hurting my arm.

Ouch!

She's at Sally's mansion.

So what?

Get her back here, man. There's work to do.

It's not so simple.

I should have listened to my parents.

To money.

To power.

To fashion.

To lust.

To therapy.

I'm sorry I have to do this.

I hope you don't mind.

I'll let you go after the contest.

Sally chick really gives me the creeps.

It certainly did like a really bad vibe.

I think I'm going to stay here and watch.

Okay, good idea.

Wish us luck.

Hey, good luck.

She stole my bathing suits.

She's going to try to claim credit for them tomorrow.

Okay, let's get them.

She's locked in the closet.

She's got the keys upstairs.

I'll be back.

Take these. Oh, my.

Oh, my. You're so hot.

You're so stinky hot. Oh, take me. You big cojones.

David,

this is where Sally keeps all of her suits.

Fair and square.

Why? I'm Jerry.

Bye. Guys, hold on a minute.

I'm gonna take Sally's suits.

What are you gonna do?

You'll see at the contest.

You saved me.

And I got the fuel for your ship.

What's wrong?

Is that what I was supposed to do?

Yeah, of course.

But that means I have to go back.

I have to leave you.

I know once I get there, I'll be grounded for the rest of my life.

I'll probably never get to leave that place ever again.

Mary, we'll figure out a way.

Let's win some over here.

We're going to win this, right? That's right.

Let's do it.

Welcome.

I'd like to thank you all for coming out to the first annual Sun Fun Bikini

Open.

and eyeballing bikinis.

The jokes are going crazy. Everybody wants a movie.

But you're for saving Woody.

I take him everywhere.

When I stop my job, everybody stops there.

Walked into a restaurant to get myself some fries.

The waitress started smiling, and she said one of the fries.

I don't know my best behavior, but right as I should be.

I thought I'd rather meet you. This here is my moody.

Cause I'm really a poo -duce!

Hey! Bubba Rebus! Karumba Moody Nugget!

So don't leave home without it boys! I'm talking about your Woody!

Go Daddy! Ho! Daddy!

Go man! Go!

Hey!

I mean, well.

and she said what others brought.

I don't know about that behavior, polite as I could be.

I'm glad to meet you. This here is my worthy.

did not hold up. One of the contest rules is that bikinis have to hold

everything up.

of my two best friends in the whole world, and my parents for making me

possible.

We used to go out together.

You should have told me.

We were going to get married, but I was young.

I didn't want to be tied down.

Now I'm kind of having a second thought.

You still care about her?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know she cares about you.

But she doesn't want to change her or nothing like that.

She loves you just the way you are.

It's kind of hard living out there on the edge all the time.

I think you should talk to her.

Yeah. Don't you get tired living out here on the beach by yourself?

Sure.

Every year, the kids get younger and younger, and I get older and older.

I feel like Rip Van Winkle. I wake up 20 years later, everything's changed.

Nothing wrong with getting older.

I'll give it a chance. What have I got to lose?

Hey, thanks.

Thank you.

Okay. Hey, wish me luck. It's okay.

Hi.

Hi.

Do you mind if I join you?

If you want, now that I've made a total fool of myself.

I'm the...

I'm sorry that you thought I was going out with Zana.

She is just a little bit too young for me.

Sorry.

The things we do for love.

Really?

So, you know, I've been thinking.

Maybe we ought to get back together again.

You really think we should? Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, what the heck, we were

together.

Yeah, you're right.

All right.

Hi.

How are you? Can you introduce me?

Oh, sure.

This is Bud, Big Cajon Ace Elric.

And this is Mr. Sun Bun.

Been a fan of yours for years. I just thought I'd move and say hi.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, Mr. Bun, Bud here has this sunburn relief formula that's incredible.

I mean, it's going to revolutionize Sunburn Relief Ointment.

I think you should market it.

Could we name it after you?

Big Cajone Sunburn Relief Ointment?

I'd be a brand name.

You'd be a consultant and you'd make appearances.

This will take the tanning world by storm.

I'm stunned. I mean, I don't know what to say.

Tell me that your lawyer and my lawyer will be in touch.

You bet.

Oh, we'll see you later, boss.

That'd be great.

Bud, I am so proud of you.

Uh, Davey, look, uh, Sally and I, we, uh, we decided to try it.

Really?

Well, we came to a new understanding thanks to you and Nazina. Oh, that's

Uncle Bud.

Congratulations. So anyway, look, uh, we're going up to Sally's tonight, so

kids be careful and we'll see you in the morning, huh?

Have fun.

Okay. Bye -bye. Hey, Angus.

You know, that is seriously cool.

People at that age are willing to give it another shot.

I know, man.

I don't know how my parents do it.

Yeah. Well, mine are.

Oh, shit.

What?

My parents.

Yana, if you have to buy every souvenir in the gift shop, barely move around in

here. Why is it every young man I've married?

It ends up being so cheap.

You know, you were right. This trip was exactly what I needed to clear my head

and to recharge my space probe.

Recharge it you did, didn't you?

You know, but I'm still a little bit worried about not being able to reach

Yana, you worry too much. You probably spent the weekend at Solas or Luna.

Besides, she's a big Vasquezian. What kind of trouble could she have possibly

gotten into?

Thanks, Dr. Veg. Yeah, thanks.

Good luck.

Wherever you're from.

It's a spaceship.

Yeah, I told you.

Whoa, dude.

You mean... You're a beach babe from beyond?

That's your ass, dude.

Oh, wow.

Luna.

I mean... What do I say?

Don't say anything.

We'll be back.

I have to go.

I can't ask for your phone number and your dress?

I'll find you.

Don't worry.

Anything can happen at Bikini...

Big baloney, no, it was big baloney.

Pull on and the tide is right.

Hop on a big one and hold on tight.

It's out of sight, but it ain't out of reach.

Jump into the fun at Bikini Beach.

So if you're feeling like a UFO, I know a place that you can go.

You never know who you might meet.

Things are getting

weirder.

Oh, for sure.

Oh, like, he asked me with an alien.

Go now, man.

I mean, check out his cojones.

Oh, man, he even had, like, an alien tattoo.

Oh, wow.

God, I'd like to visit his planet. Oh, man.

in this galaxy.

Like, the planet Earth?

I think so.

Uh -huh. Like, you think, like, I need therapy after being with this dude?

I mean, he's an alien!

Well, it's like a close encounter with him.

This guy's like a big bopper of the galaxy, you know?

Do you think he could have, like, a few brewskis?

Guy's really cool, like, he was a little green, but he was different.

Wow, I'd like to fly him someday.

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