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It's all good, honey. Of the Doctor only takes your temperature.

It's 37.9 degrees, that's not bad. - It's a girl, doctor.

It's going to be all right. - Can you turn it down?

4th Please? - Does she have a pacifier

No. - The pediatrician advised not to use it.

6th Aha why? - Pacifiers suppress feelings.

7th And they're full of bisphenol. - Understand.

8th It's going to be all right.

Sorry what are you doing?

He has to be quiet to eavesdrop. - "She".

eleven Ha right .

12th It won't be long now. - So ... what's she got?

13th She coughs a lot, as if choking.

14th Hold your shoulders tight.

fifteen And you legs.

My little. Ha, papa is just holding you tight.

17th Mom loves you - Dad too.

18th We love you. and we are always there for you .

19th Please, it's hard enough as it is. - Excuse me.

twenty Hey, it's cold.

twenty-one And it's over . It's not cold anymore .

22nd My sweetheart. - It's over.

2. 3 ? Ha, what is he doing - Your hand is in the way .

Open your mouth nicely.

25th Well what is there?

Adele.

Ha, what is the doctor doing?

Stop that bothers you. - Sorry .

It's over now, my darling. - You can let go of her.

30th So what does she have? - A real larynx infection.

She coughs because the vocal cords are swollen, but it is harmless.

Thanks.

So much? She is still so small. - Ha, you give is 80 euros.

3. 4 OK... - Good.

Is not possible with an insurance card - No, my device is broken.

I take checks.

Ha, I have the recipient not yet entered.

Okay thanks.

It's okay, honey.

What a bummer. ..

What is it?

I can't read it.

What's on the last line - ear plugs .

One in each ear before bed.

Four. Five Merry Christmas.

Is that crazy - No idea.

DOCTORS IN PARIS

HEADQUARTER

Ha, Suzy? - A lumbago in the 18th arrondissement.

fifty How old? - 69. No fever, no elevator.

You have nothing else - No. And he wants a doctor.

What about Bassano? - He's stuffing his turkey at home.

You are alone today.

That's incredible. - So is it.

Good, send me the data.

Done. And, Serge, no stupid things. You already have a warning.

Don't worry, see you later .. - See you then.

How do you pay?

I can give you my watch give as security.

I am not welfare after all.

Excuse me.

Ha? - I'm here for Rose.

And you are? - Dr Mamou Mani. .

It's okay, Jeanne.

Hello.

Do you want a drink - Ha, why not .

Do you have whiskey - No.

Gin? - No.

Do you have white wine in the fridge?

No. I have prosecco if you want.

Do you have beer

I'm sorry I can give you a splash .

I do not know what that is. But good.

You really don't want to go with me

No, that's nice but . i am not fit enough.

Otherwise you come with me an Uber, I promise

Ha - Have a nice evening.

Here. - Thanks.

And?

It's bitter .

Are you staying for dinner

We can celebrate Christmas comfortably.

I am on duty.

I'll understand that next time. .

Ha, exactly.

Merry Christmas.

doctor

doctor

Doctor!

Ha what is it? - You fell asleep.

No. I was just thinking about something.

I just said I want mine Don't bother daughter.

She celebrates with her husband that I never liked anyway.

Merry Christmas, Serge. - Thanks.

It's turkey today.

You better bring me lentils and steak, please.

One lentil and steak, bloody.

Ha? - Do you have a minute? Where are you?

In the car. - It's been a complaint.

By whom? - Madame Joffrin.

Your little one had laryngitis. - And?

You have your daughter's Fingers put in mouth.

You are no longer in the country. - Okay, that's it

It would be nice. Apparently you have you smelled like alcohol.

Total bullshit .

You have yourself with you on Monday handed over to a patient.

Because of the thiocolchicoside for my back.

Ha, exactly.

I know Christmas is tough for you. But I won't cover you forever.

I'll be fine with me . have to stop, someone is calling.

Ha, rose? - I screwed up. It's really weird.

Speak slower .

I've taken too much. - How much?

I don't know. Much. - Where are you?

At home. - Stay there I'm coming. .

Rose, take it off, damn it!

Here is ... 's mailbox

Rose!

Excuse me.

I just have to ...

Do you live here - It would be nice.

Oh I see.

Okay eight ...

Make. - Haha.

It was a pleasure .

Rose!

Rose!

Crap.

That stupid girl.

Rose! Hey, rose!

Hello? - Ambulance service.

Dr. Mamou Mani. One The patient is unconscious.

What does she have? - Anxiolytic intoxication.

Which one? - Xanax.

How much? - Ten. Approximately.

Is there a risk to life? - Stable but unconscious.

We'll get you. Name and address, please. - Rose ... what's her name again?

Rose what's yours Familienme? What is your name?

Rose! Damned .. .

"Rose Malaparte. 9, rue Désiré Ruggieri "in the 18th

And the door code? - Oh shit ...

831A4, the code.

831A4. - We're sending someone.

Ha, I am waiting here .

What are you doing? - Stable side position.

Is it? I am not in the way - No thank you.

Don't panic I graduated from PSC1. .

What is it? - The first aid course .

I got the victim in that stable lateral position brought.

That way she won't suffocate. She's saved. .

As a kid, I wanted to be a firefighter but i have asthma .

So it is:"No, you have asthma."

This is a beautiful story but that doesn't help.

Why do you say that - Because I'm a doctor.

Should I put it back

No need. Thanks, I'll take you out .

Come?

I'm sorry. What is wrong with her

Nothing bad. Thanks. on Goodbye Merry Christmas.

What do I do with the order - What is it?

It is from the Sauerkraut Palace, probably sauerkraut.

And vermouth is cold.

Crap.

Come on ...

Where are you right now?

I have something to take care of. Can you give me some rest for a moment?

Serge, what is it about? The guy in the 19. waits over an hour and a half.

He should call the ambulance.

They'll be happy because of a recipe. - He's annoying about a prescription

What do you want from me? Me there is nothing else left.

Don't get on my nerves .

Monsieur!

Ha? - I have an assignment for you.

All right, I'll leave it to you bring immediately. Goodbye.

Deliver this to Monsieur Xanakis . This is the address in the 19th

It's got to run through the app. - You're a messenger.

More like an entrepreneur - With a rental bike

This is just to start with .

How much does a delivery cost to you - I think 3 to 3.50 euros.

I will give you 20.

It is not.

If at the same time an order come on, I have a problem.

Okay I understand.

I am the only one on duty and I have to leave them alone, but that's how it is.

You are unbelievable. - I'll leave a message for the ambulance.

age ...

Come on over there.

Where is she going - To the Bichat. Saint-Louis is full.

Here. - What's this?

Your documents and belongings.

We don't take that with us. Sorry.

Man ... I'll drive after you ..

Ha, hello? - Ha, hello. I'm sorry to bother you ...

who's there - Malek Aknoun. With the sauerkraut.

I just wanted to know:I'll give one intramuscular injection in the buttocks

A what? - One intramuscular injection.

What are you talking about? Where are you? - With your guy, Xanakis.

He's sitting here, he's old.

Why do you want to give him an injection

Because he asked me to Has. Otherwise I would be gone.

But don't worry, my grandpa is diabetic. - You are a messenger, not a nurse!

That's why I'm calling. - Okay, stay calm.

Tell me what happened. - Nothing.

I arrived, gave him your envelope,

he asked me to come in and there I am now.

We talked, he's relaxed.

Really nice.

Then he gave me a box and asked me for the syringe.

Do you have the box - Ha.

What does it say?

It's complicated . Give stands for "Cyanocobalamin".

Well that's a vitamin.

He should lie down. Give him water. He'll get the shot in five minutes .

Can you do that - Ha.

I'm the same gives.

And stop playing doctor. Clear?

OK.

Monsieur Xanakis, me just bring a glass of water .

Are you okay?

You are fine. There's a glass of water

Monsieur .. .

That's not funny.

Hello. Is good you have won. You're welcome ...

Shit what the crap is that

Goodbye.

Serge? - Huh what?

Are you done with Xanakis? It's urgent.

Ha, where is the next one?

Second. Man, 32 years, no Fever, stomach ache ...

Crap!

Serge?

Hello? - I'm here.

Is everything okay?

2. 3. 4 It's all great . - Fine, I'll send you the data.

Okay see you soon.

What are you doing there?

If you didn't see it: A car mowed me down.

Everything okay?

I think so.

Didn't you mean to wait for me

Before I tell you: I have nothing to do with it.

So you know that. We telephoned yes, when I was with Xanakis.

Ha, get to the point. - Ha.

Then I got a glass of water for him.

I got it, opened the door,

and he was sitting there on the couch.

Ha, what?

It was too late. Dead.

What have you done? - I didn't touch him.

There is no.

What should I say now?

Shit ... ow!

Everything okay? - Do not touch me!

You still haven't done it.

What? - Xanakis.

Hello?

Serge, do you hear? - Who said that

What do you think? He was just calling. - Who

Are you drunk? Xanakis. He's waiting home alone.

What? - What did he say

That his doctor suddenly gone was. What else, Serge?

Are you going crazy, or doing Is this just difficult for me?

I am going back immediately.

I am so relieved. That’s really good.

I'm sorry, but I have to go now.

For real . - Sorry .

Bo buns are also waiting for me . - Exactly.

The work calls. - OK.

Good evening, I am the .. - Where were you? You left me hanging.

It's hard to explain.

Well come on in. .

Very nice.

SW.

Can you hold that? - Here

You can let go. - Complete

Ha - Thanks very much.

Check or cash

There's one on the dresser signed check.

OK.

Come. - Thanks.

who is this

Good evening again. - What is the idiot doing here?

I forgot my backpack here.

understood

Moment wrong.

That was earlier. she ...

You, and not him.

You are absolutely right, Monsieur Xanakis. - Ha.

Malek is an intern, he is learning to be a doctor .

Ha, it is. - Very good.

And the Bo Bun family is waiting for me. - Who

Let's not keep the bo buns waiting.

Goodbye. See you soon!

Merry Christmas! - The now.

Thanks.

Until the next bath. - Ha, exactly.

Maybe you leave me alone - I just want to see a pro do it.

You can't do it like that. - I don't need any help, thanks.

Let me help you.

As I said:I've got practice.

But you do exactly as I say - OK.

Well here under my finger in the upper outer quadrant .

here - Ha.

You stab at a 90-degree angle, understand - OK.

Caution! You mustn't touch the needle .

The.

Ready - Ha.

One two Three .

There is no! I said in the outer quadrant.

What do I know where it should be!

Crap. You caught the nerve. I can no longer feel my legs.

Wait.

Lift me up - Ha.

Lift me up

Is it? - No.

Ha? - Where are you now? It's going on.

Hello?

Serge, are you in the toilet? - No, it's ...

Wash your hands. And hurry you, the man is in pain.

You will laugh, but. .. - What?

I can't go on working. - What is it now?

Serge? - I can not stand anymore.

Did you tip one? - It's very different.

Bassano or Le Pelletier can step in

Do I have to repeat it? The two eat oysters with their families.

It's only you.

How wonderfully Christmassy!

Serge, I'm getting tired of it.

Splash yourself with water Face and go on.

What a crap.

What is it again now?

What is your Shoe size?

Why?

The shoes don't work at all.

They're almost slippers. - Better than your sneakers, after all.

I don't have a good feeling about this. - Yes, them.

What's your name?

Mamou Mani. - And that's not dangerous?

You what I say. And everything will be fine.

And what's the guy's name? - Rouget.

Okay, Rouget ...

Ha? - Yes, this is Dr Namou-Mani, the doctor ..

Great, on the 1st floor, on the left. - See you soon.

Can you still hear me? - Ha, very good. It works, stay calm.

3. 4. 5 And my name is Mamou Mani.

I can't hear anything anymore.

It's better now - Ha.

So, he should go to bed or lay on the couch

and describe to you what he has. OK?

OK.

gastrointestinal is typical at Christmas, but you have to be sure.

Not that is one Appendicitis or something.

Come on, as little mischief as possible.

Doctor?

Ha? This is me.

Come in. - I'm coming.

The pocket. - My bag.

Right, right.

Sorry.

It's busy. Christmas, only I am on duty today.

Good evening. - Come in.

It is really great with you. - Thanks.

Do you live here alone?

Ha, why - Just out of interest It's big. .

And is the rent high? - Could we get down to business

I'm in a lot of pain, and mine Family has been waiting for two hours.

Haha.

Can i wash my hands

Naturally. Equals gives.

Ok great .

... if that is inconspicuous, check you whether the stomach is bloated.

Then you have everything.

Again, I didn't get it all. - What exactly?

Well ... everything.

Let him describe to you what he's got, ha - OK.

And repeat is. I don't hear him. - OK. And then?

I tell you then it will . everything's OK. Stay cool.

Stay cool ...

The bathroom is really great too.

Thanks. - For real ...

People like to wash themselves there.

Now tell me what you have.

I hear .

I have severe stomach ache like knife wounds.

You have severe abdominal pain is like knife wounds .

Exactly.

Ask him how long has it been.

How long already?

At least three days. - For at least three days.

At least three days. - Ask him if gas has built up.

Have there been you gas?

"Gas"? - In your apartment, you use gas

By that I mean gas.

Flatulence.

Ah, do I have gas. No, I don't have gas.

No, no gas.

Exactly.

That’s positive. - Well I'm glad.

Does he have a fever?

Now the question is, do you have a fever ..

No, not a fever.

No fever - No.

Understood. - Super .

I think.

Has had a bowel movement lately

And you are in the last Time on the chair?

"On the chair," I don't understand.

On the chair to do push-ups.

No, whether he had a bowel movement!

Have you had a bowel movement?

Bowel movement! I have understood, whether I went to the chair.

Ha, I ...

No, I didn't have a bowel movement.

I thought with the cast it is difficult to exercise .

Even without a cast, I don't do any sports. I'm sure not to start now.

Ha - I'm not ...

No one cares .

Ha, you give interested .. We . sick of the subject .

And the bowel movement ... The bowel movement?

Well, the bowel movement ...

No. It is not that simple.

I press, but nothing comes.

What do you press

What do you mean, "what I press"

I push the bowel movement.

Please tell me what i have . - What they have?

I want to know - That's a good question.

Probably a fecaloma, we take no chances.

He's supposed to be for an x-ray to the emergency room.

You have fe ... - fecaloma.

Exactly. - Oh shit. No!

You can X-ray in the emergency room. . - No, I'm not going there.

Last time I lay in the for 24 hours Gang, and nobody cared.

That's bad.

And then one dislocated Caregiver in two seconds.

Let's try without a hospital.

Would you do that? - You are entering dangerous territory .

A very stupid idea ...

You save my life.

That is why we are here. and after all, it's Christmas.

Thanks, that's great. Top.

Damned. I think of one Load off your shoulders.

It will help me like that . - What do you do?

My mother said, "Your sister comes from Toulouse and you are not there? "

Wait a minute, I get a call in .

No problem.

She will be so happy .

I'll wait here.

Dr. Mommy Mommy Mommy here . What next, colleague?

Your friend has pretty certainly a so-called fecaloma.

Should i take off my shirt? - I will soon be there.

In order. Hey ...

I'm sorry, what?

A plug of feces is blocking his rectum. - Could you express yourself more clearly?

Dry shit clogs his asshole .

And you offered him to uncork. Clear enough?

Would you have a towel get out of the bathroom, please?

Two, take two.

OK.

Everything okay? - That stays between us .

The emergency room would have been smarter.

Here. - No, keep it.

For real?

Here.

Would you before you touch the steering wheel ... . - Yes gladly.

Thanks.

Hello? - Yes what?

A couple of philistines, just your thing.

Sore throat, fever, I'm sending the data.

Is it working otherwise? - Everything great. See you later.

Are you mad?

Because you send me out even though I can barely stand

I'm not doing that Rules. What should I say?

You said it all Bye. - Wait, Serge. Let's not ...

Your job is really tough. And disgusting.

What you are doing?

I will leave.

You can't let me down

There may be people who need a real doctor.

What do I do in an emergency? I don't want to harm anyone.

That will not happen. Believe me.

I've been treating colds for 20 years.

Yes? That didn't look like snot at the moment.

I'm sorry without me . - I'll have to report you.

Illegal practice of the medical profession, Identity fraud, abuse of power .. .

Should I continue? - That's great for my résumé .

Otherwise I'll be out of the Medical Association excluded.

And I'm too old for a delivery service. - I won't do that either. I am an entrepreneur.

You are with that Police emergency call center 17 connected.

Your phone number is recognized

and the conversation recorded.

Any abuse will be punished.

Okay, hang up.

It goes to Parc Monceau, Avenue Van Dyck.

It's harder than cycling, of course. - Yes, do you want to take over?

It's not that far to Parc Monceau. - Certainly.

But it's that way to Chez André.

Who is André - No idea.

I have to pick up seafood there. - A patient is waiting for us. Turn back .

And if not? Call the police? Go ahead. I have something to say to them too.

You kidnap me

I'll deliver it, then it's your car again.

Bastard .

My job is also on the brink.

I'm here to order ... .

Please wait by the bikes

Here. - Thanks.

Take care.

One stop and it's yours again .

The smell is strong. - flap.

What is? - Nothing. I just wanted to say thank you.

And all the best for ...

Well finally. - Good evening, monsieur.

Yes good evening

More like a good night. It wasn't fast .

Oh no. - What is?

Where's my lobster? - Why lobster?

I'm the stupid now.

That was probably forgotten. Report it through the app.

I think it was you.

What? - You ate them.

I don't have that bullshit.

But you smell like it. Extreme.

I just smell it Seafood. I know it stinks.

Mouth open.

No that... - You ate them.

No. - He ate them!

No I have not. - The thief!

It was just a joke . - Fooled.

So seriously, where is she?

I didn't eat them. I have to go.

You are not going anywhere.

I'm calling the cops.

I'll report you. Your name is in the app. That's it.

Are you mad

Your face! - I do not understand.

I am joking. It's Christmas.

That's how we do it at Christmas.

Never listen to others. You're a great guy. .

Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

Yes. Bye.

Stupid bastard.

What an asshole .

Sorry, you can Throw in the trash below

We are so many, and it's getting more and more garbage .

Are you still there? - Where should I go, dumbass?

Where is the next appointment - What are you interested in

I like to help, but mine We also make deliveries.

And no more fingers in Butt. And the deal stays that way .

What deal - 100% for me, zero for you.

Okay, sure.

Well, off to Parc Monceau. - Okay.

And that with the finger was your idea. - Yeah, that's fine.

You're sitting on the handbrake. - Quite possible.

Fine?

The bastard, amazing.

He lets me carry the trash down and gives me two stars.

Great job.

Do not worry, that will change in six months.

Can you see it.

What is it? - My car.

A Prius IV.

My brother picked it up. He keep it for our driving service .

How "collected"?

He works for a breakdown service.

Do not leave yourself on the photo. It looks bad.

We fix it:with a new body,

gray metal paint and Aluminum rims will do.

Even if you make it work there are always bad reviews.

No, why are you saying that?

We thought of everything. We only get five stars .

Chocolate as much as you want Customized playlists,

heated rear seats ...

Stop it. This is too much. - Not everyone can save lives like you can.

Are you kidding me? Are you serious when you say that. On the car it says "Doctors in Paris ", not" Doctors Without Borders ".

Excuse me.

Seriously.

You just saved the woman.

You probably never stop. Which woman? - With the sauerkraut.

Ah, rose! No, she is not a patient.

Is she your friend - No, it was my son's.

It is green .

What is wrong with her? - Do you want the insurance data too

I was there and just want to know how she is doing.

Very good. She is at Bichat, im Warm Do you have any other questions

Does she have a new boyfriend - It's green, damn it!

Yes it is green.

Green like her eyes.

You're unbelievable.

It belongs the other way around .

The other way round!

So yeah

Breathe in.

That thing is insane.

You can really hear the air in your lungs.

As a child I always wanted to know what you hear there. Really crazy.

Come on, give it to me.

These are healthy lungs.

Healthier than yours. Do you hear the difference

Can I do it again? - Yes, but quickly. The work is waiting .

It belongs the other way around .

Not bad huh? - Yes.

What's their name again? - Tailor.

"Cutter"?

I have it.

Certainly Germans. What are they doing here?

There are weird names here: "Kuchet, Guebo, Guymoar ..."

Like a moccasin brand . - Yes?

Yes, good evening here is Dr Nanou Nani Nani ..

Mamou Mani, damn it.

I beg your pardon? - Nanou Nani. Excuse me.

Second floor. - Great, I'll be right there.

Wow.

What do you check for ENT complaints in what order?

Throat, nose, lungs.

And if the patient has a high fever and has a severe headache?

I do not know it anymore.

Do you check whether the neck is stiff from meningitis.

High fever means at least 39.5 degrees.

What if I do something wrong? - If in doubt, we call the ambulance service.

I definitely look very different.

Like a guy who's got money.

OK...

Who is that next to Rose on the chairlift? - My son. Put it back.

Aren't you celebrating Christmas with him? - He is dead.

Sorry.

I'm sorry for that .

It was long ago. A patient is waiting for you.

The worst thing about kids is that Parents. Say as little as possible.

Speak to them by their mouths.

Good evening, doctor. - Good evening, madame.

Please come in. - Thanks.

Hello.

Nice high ceilings.

doctor - Good evening.

Good evening.

Merry Christmas.

doctor - ski! This is great.

Who is this?

doctor . - Yes?

It is here . - Excuse me.

It is very nice to be with you. - Thanks.

Have you lived here for a long time?

My great grandfather built the building

Was he a bricklayer

Do you mean Freemasons

"Freemason" Yes.

Generations of Schneider are in the same box.

Madness, that's not bad for porters.

I am curious to see you work so young for a doctor.

How old are they? - 26 years.

Malek, we said 30.

I skipped some classes.

I was good at biology.

Congratulations. - That's nice.

Follow me - Of course.

Good evening, doctor. - Good evening. Are you all right?

Me yeah Thanks. - Super.

Hi buddy. What's your name

Balthazar . - Yes?

He is shy.

I'll go then. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. One moment please.

I was really happy about it.

Her mother - My mother in law.

Her mother-in-law.

She is really pretty .

I said after your mouth talk, don't turn on.

Do you want to fuck the old woman?

Good...

He's really hot . - Yes.

Does he have temperature - An hour ago he had 38.2.

An hour ago he had 38.2.

We measure again.

We measure again. - Good.

Balthazar, do you sit up?

OK...

Ah there. A chair, very good.

It's better that way .

Is that the kid's room?

Is he a banker

So, the thermometer. ..

There is the monster.

How to use it I press it ..

I bought it new.

One moment... - Seems to be complicated.

It doesn't work . I have no idea what's going on.

Ah, now. It's all OK.

Ready buddy? One, two, three, hands up.

Your body temperature is 32 degrees Celsius.

You're cold

Do it again and aim at the forehead.

Is everything okay with you?

Good evening. -Evening.

Who is he?

Ready? Three two one...

Your body temperature is 38.4 degrees ...

38.4! No meningitis. Hit it, buddy.

Great.

So, madame. That's good news.

Now see you ... - His lungs.

... your lungs on.

Will you open your shirt

OK...

Breathe deeply.

Excuse me, what are you doing?

Breathe deeply. Lower, yes. So it is good. Deeper.

You know what? You have top lungs.

That makes me happy.

So... - We continue.

Take a spatula, and send a photo of the throat.

Excuse me..

Where are the spatulas ...

There they are. Super.

Now we come to the next one.

So, little gentleman. Can you say "Ah"

Well, you can see it well .

And? Is it inflamed?

I'm not done with the investigation .

My husband is a surgeon and can't hold back.

That does not exist.

Are you a surgeon?

What am I doing here then? - Family members are taboo.

Ah yes, I see. Small Ailments aren't your thing.

Colleague, I can think of it Quit work in peace

Please, doctor . - Thanks.

He doesn't have angina. Keep your nose well be, and send a photo of the ears.

Keep calm. It will go well. - So...

Excuse me what do you do with the cell phone?

Charles!

They're getting really close to me Skin. The light on that thing is broken.

I have to do it this way.

You mean the otoscope?

Yeah yeah The otoscope.

Are you taking the photo

Are you all leaving me alone now? With I can't work on your neck.

That's stressful either to you . trust me or I'll leave.

You are a doctor - Charles, are you still okay?

Yes i'm a doctor .

For generations. and I will pass it on.

Medicine is everything to us.

How disrespectful.

I leave you to yours Father. He treats you.

No i'm so sorry .. . - All the best, Balthazar.

Don't say you're leaving now.

Why is the doctor leaving?

It doesn't exist, Charles. - Doctor, wait!

Doctor, excuse me, I was impossible.

Would you come back I'll let you examine him in peace.

And who is the boss - I.

Close the door, please. I'm cold. - Yes.

Abi plus how many years for your job? - First of all, you need the Abitur.

I have that! And with distinction!

Nine years to become a general practitioner

Nine years

What a rip off.

My sister also studied.

Law. But it stopped after three years.

Why? - She got pregnant.

Too bad she would have made a good lawyer.

What is she doing now?

She is dead.

Crap.

Just kidding. - Dumbass.

That's nasty.

And now? - Rue Chapon. An older one as you like her.

And that is mutual.

Here we go.

Good evening, the doctor is here ...

Dr. Mamou Mani.

Good evening.

Your burger.

very good .

A little sip - Never on duty.

No arrhythmia, now the blood pressure.

Well leave it.

The funnel on here.

Exactly. And now pump.

What do you do when the pulse is no longer audible?

The valve is opened slowly. So.

Should I take someone else's blood pressure?

It's on the house.

Girls, we laugh at three. One two Three.

Cheese!

Strange, that sounds familiar to me.

Good evening, doctor.

Doctor, everything is okay

Yes, everything is great.

We're going into the living room. My wife is sleeping. Come?

Can i use your toilet

Yes, at the end of the corridor on the right. - Okay, great.

What's happening? - We have a problem.

The lobster. - What about it?

The guy who took me out the trash gave ... I'm with him.

I'm sitting on his toilet. - Crap.

Didn't you notice - No.

Did he recognize you? - I do not think so. I stay?

Get out of here. I'll clear this up with Suzy. .

OK.

doctor

Are you there?

Are you all right?

I'm sorry, I have to go . I have an urgent emergency .

On all fours

Something fell down. .

Medicines, that's why.

With me it is also urgent.

We don't give a shit. You're leaving immediately.

What is?

What?

What's with you

What about you?

There is a problem

There is no problem or there is

No it just is. ..

We know each other, don't we?

I do not think so.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Fine, but no more than two minutes. - Good.

Not even two minutes! Get out of there!

You have a stomach ache - Not really.

Do tell. Fast Please .

You write sick notes.

For me it says surprising a ski weekend and ...

My vacation is used up .

That's how it is.

This is your emergency - The train leaves at 9 a.m. tomorrow.

Yes, it is urgent. - Yes.

Surely you can do something there.

Yes / Yes...

What is?

Does it hurt here

No, it... - And since?

Ouch. - Yes.

That hurts, doesn't it? - Yes, inside.

Open your mouth:"Ah".

Further .

Oh no.

What is?

Are you well insured - What are you doing?

I am assured why - I don't like it at all .

Malek! - What did you see?

I don't want to be hasty, but .. .

No, you're kidding me.

Do you mean? - Leave the jokes!

No. - Malek!

How old are they?

Shit, such an idiot!

Promise to have it X-rayed tomorrow.

And don't go alone. In such You need support for moments.

OK. Thank you, doctor.

Monsieur, stay strong.

Hope is half the cure. - Oh yes?

And pure.

Do you realize how risky that is

He deserved it. - And what if he complains

No idea. But he stopped us Saving lives to go on vacation.

We didn't study for nine years for that .

What kind of life - No idea.

You have no idea.

Yes, there are many real ones Sick people who need us.

He just wanted a sick note . - But he's not sick.

And you're not a doctor, you're even. .

What does that have to do with it? Place False sick leave

Is good. I do not want to know.

Where to go now - Nowhere.

Seriously what should i do? - You can make deliveries.

I am sleeping. - There is none left. What am I doing

Hope Suzy in Lets rest. But quietly.

No, let's be honest ...

I can not...

Incomprehensible.

Where are we

Why are you grinning so stupidly?

Hello. Did you sleep well?

Did I miss something?

You slept a long time.

And you snore crazy loud . - Fully.

I would say that Sinuses are narrowed.

What are you doing here? - We're bringing her home.

You just let go

It's a hospital. We didn't want to wake anyone ...

So you haven't signed anything? - Signed?

It was very sad. I wanted away and called you .

And I let you sleep. They snored so peacefully .

I hope it's not a problem? - No, we'll drop you off.

We should answer it, right? - Yes.

Yes? - Did I wake you up?

No, go ahead. - Food poisoning, Porte des Lilas.

It sounds serious. The whole family is groggy.

I'll send the data.

I'll be there in 15 minutes. - I'll let you know.

You continue to the Porte des Lilas .

We do a little one Detour and then drop off .

Rose, hold on tight.

It starts.

Can you hand Rose the bag from the back? - Yes.

Here.

I just packed something.

Have you rummaged in my things? - You called me before the lights went out .

I just wanted to sleep .

See you next year with the crowd!

Each to his own to forget. - It doesn't really work for me.

Why don't you go in

My back is in the ass. - Can you take that away?

Wait...

Everything okay? - Yes.

Press on. - Yes.

Your intern has a funny look. - Yes, my intern.

Yes? - This is Dr. Mamou Mani.

What did he say? - Fifth floor, right.

I explain it to you .

Hurry, please. - I'm coming.

Madame Giménez?

Yes, come in. I'm in the living room.

Good evening. - Good evening.

What's happening? - I don't feel well at all.

Please lay down.

Ask what she ate.

Do you remember what you ate? - Yes.

I ate salmon and prawns .

Also tangerines, a Bûche de Noël,

Foie gras, fig jam and ...

Pistachios, you know, for an aperitif

Yes.

Plus turkey and potatoes.

That's all?

My husband and son ate nor oysters, not me.

I repeat... - It's fine, I heard it .

See if she has a fever.

You don't have a fever, that's good.

I'm going to take a quick look at your men.

The rooms are in the back on the right. - See you soon.

Will you explain it to me now? - He's helping me out today.

Who is he? - The sauerkraut supplier.

Before you get yourself a box of pills moved in, you ordered it.

And Malek did it.

And luckily I was there. serge didn't even know the code.

He's from the delivery company - No, I am an entrepreneur .

Go ahead now.

Hello, is everything alright

I'll be right back.

Serge, do you hear me? It is strange.

I was with the son, he pukes everything fully. I do not know what's going on.

It's food poisoning. I'll send a list of drugs .

You should drink a lot and with Failure to get well tomorrow to the hospital.

I'm going to see the father first.

Monsieur Here is the doctor.

How do you feel?

Not good at all.

I have to do all five Minutes passed and. ..

I have diarrhea. - Crap.

I'll be right back. - Fine, write down what to take ...

No, Serge, it's not what you think.

Why? - I suddenly feel bad too .

I'm dizzy. Is it not contagious? - You're just exhausted, the night was long.

No, I was still feeling good just now.

What do you have then?

I don’t know, but I don’t something is wrong. .

Damned...

Even the dog is weird. - A dog?

Well, you have a dog.

Can you hear me?

He just puked on my shoes.

Malek, open the windows immediately .

You have carbon monoxide poisoning. You were right.

There's an oxygen cylinder in my pocket.

They should take turns. Got it?

I'll be right back.

Come on quickly! - Hurry up. It's life threatening.

I'll open your window.

Quick, get your mother!

Fine? Take a deep breath. Sense You the air in your lungs?

It’s good, isn’t it?

Very carefully, I'll support you.

Yes, and now take a deep breath.

That’s good, right - Yes.

Enjoy the view. Comes, Guys. Did you clean up

Are you serious?

N / A, you see. It's not going that bad.

Yes, it's okay, Carlito

Isn't his name Carlito? - Yes.

That's a beautiful name. - Yes.

Is he Mexican

The crazy thing is ... .

I haven't been in a long time more as good as it is today .

Really clever. What you do is bad.

You can leave if you don't like it.

Do you still need me Is the dog doing better?

Serge?

Hello, Serge? - Yes?

A journalist from Le Parisien called for an article about you.

This is a joke . - No, he's writing about Christmas miracles.

And? - You just saved a family.

I'll give him your number? - Just don't.

Well, it's your business. In any Case it was a great achievement.

It's nice to be able to praise you.

Hurry up, come!

Who are you talking to?

With no one. You know, there is only you, suzy.

Yes. I know that is true not, but I suppose so.

Can i sleep now

There is one last patient: Abdominal pain, Rue Nollet.

After that, that's it for today.

All right then. - See you tomorrow.

It'll be awesome after that delivering burgers again .

Or sauerkraut. - Yes, definitely.

May I? - Yes.

You keep it that way, don't you?

Oh damn.

What was his name

Who?

Serge's son .

You don't talk about it. - Sorry.

His name was David.

And...

He died six years ago in an avalanche at Christmas.

Now you know everything. - I am very sorry.

Were you there - Yes.

I was just lucky.

I've always dreamed of to go skiing, but ...

you took away the pleasure of it.

Aren't you with the family for Christmas? - We're not celebrating this. It's tight with us ..

Where should the Christmas tree go? In my neck

Do you have children - Children

No, I'm still staying with my parents sexy what

You're doing pretty well.

I still have vomit the shoe, but if not ...

Thank you for picking me up.

It is obvious. I will not leave you alone in a dreary hospital in socks .

Besides, I wanted to see something.

What? - Whether you're so pretty with your eyes open.

And?

I was lucky again.

So I think she thinks I'm cute

Oh man...

Shall we drop you off at Saint-Lazare?

That's nice, but I am done An Uber is coming. .

Secure? - Yes, I can barely stand.

Have a good rest. I call look at you next week.

D rather not.

What's happening? - Shall we continue to fool ourselves?

What are you talking about - To see me is unbearable for you .

Why do you say that? I'll come as soon as you call .

But you'd rather I'll leave you in peace.

Or not?

Bye, Malek.

Are we letting them go like this? - Go ahead.

Serge, to be honest.

Rose!

Rose, wait!

Excuse me.

I just wanted to tell you I would love to see you again.

If it's alright with you .

Rose Malaparte, on Insta. I'm the only one.

Great, I'm "Kiwi from 92". - Okay.

I am the only one too.

Take good care of them.

Go left here.

That is not allowed . - Anyway, we don't go around it.

Oh dear, what is that?

Crap.

What is the - I don't have a driver's license.

Then I can forget about the driver service - You don't say that sooner

What would it have changed? - Damned.

They are there! - I do what I can.

You're on the handbrake. - I know.

My leg is trapped.

What is there? - This is a one-way street.

Yes I know. And? - You're not above the law, doctor.

You are absolutely right, Mr. Policeman.

But let's leave the heart attack Die in the Rue Nollet

Is that correct? - What do you think?

Everyone has to die at some point. OK...

There's the driver's license. you want to surely also see the vehicle registration.

It's fine, go ahead.

How am I supposed to get over there?

Yes, come on, fat paunch.

Ouch, shit!

The air is pure.

Thank you, you saved me. - I owe you that.

Age...

Honestly, I think your job is awesome.

That's good, us are not finished yet.

Dr Malek Aknoun ..

That sounds good.

Good evening. - Good evening.

Come in. - Thanks.

You don't look good.

What's happening?

My stomach hurts. - Don't worry, that's what we're here for .

It smells like coffee. - I can't get it down. Do you want?

Very much. My night wasn't exactly easy.

Christmas without a family.

And I was almost under arrest been and not come.

Malek, please!

Yes why

No, it was just that I ...

Oh dear, what's going on? Fine?

Doctor, what about me? - You peed yourself.

But no. - Nice.

What color is the pee?

It's clear, totally weird . - what is clear?

How does it smell - I certainly don't smell it.

Your water sac may have burst.

What? - What does your stomach look like?

Ask if she's pregnant.

What is?

Is that a joke - No why?

You are not pregnant - No.

I'm telling you you are not pregnant. It's normal stomach ache.

What do you have?

It hurts so bad.

Examine them so that I know.

Well, lean on me.

I'm examining you now, yes - It hurts so bad.

It's slippery. - What do I have, doctor

It will be alright.

I examine you and that . goes in the washing machine.

If I may.. .

May I ask you, your legs. ..

I am sorry, Madame.

So do you see what?

doctor

doctor

Doctor! - Malek.

Doctor! - What are you doing?

Doctor, wake up!

Wake up!

Shit, shit.

Doctor!

Doctor, wake up!

Hello? - Sonya?

Help me. - I'm here.

The doctor passed out . - I'm a doctor too.

They are about to give birth

I don't know, apparently. - Good.

How can that be? - Don't worry, the ambulance is coming .

I promise it will be all right.

Find a location that is good for you. Take a deep breath, we're on our way.

Are you okay, monsieur? - Yes.

I'm sorry, a slack. - I'm giving birth.

That would surprise me. - I can feel your head.

Good afternoon, you are with that Ambulance connected.

Don't hang up. your call is accepted.

Doctor, wake up!

Wait, I'll be right back.

She is alone, I don't know any more.

Good, we're coming. - She needs you .

Caution.

Are you from the ambulance service? - You are on your way.

But I am a doctor. Put me down on the table.

Carefully. - Yes.

I can not do this.

Childbirth is the easiest and most natural in the world.

When was your last period

No idea.

I feel that things are moving forward .

I want to go to the hospital. - It's getting too tight.

But I was with "Doctors Without Borders" and gave birth under more severe conditions.

If you say that again, I'll beat you. - You can do that too.

Malek, get clean towels, and gives me the bag .

Madame, where is the bathroom?

There.

Okay thanks.

Yes very good.

Very good, Sonya. Breathe deeply. Everything is good.

I can never do it. - Take a nice deep breath.

You too, Malek, Ventolin.

Take a nice deep breath.

When I say it, you push hard.

Ready? - No.

Anyone can do it. - I'm not helping out here.

Keep breathing nice and deep.

It will be alright. It's almost over.

You can do this, I'm sure. - Are you pushing hard so far?

Come on, press! Press hard. Exactly.

Breathe nicely.

Take a nice deep breath. Exactly. It will be alright.

Lie on your side.

I help you. - Put the leg on your shoulder, just like that ..

That's better.

You are in the so-called SSL. - Okay.

That is the stable side position. - Thank you, Malek.

Nothing can happen to you. No risk. I know my subject.

So, let's get the baby out

So, watch out:one, two, three ... press hard! Come on!

Go on, go on! Further.

Yes, you do a great job! Really really good.

Keep it up, yes!

I made it, I see it.

Yes I have it.

There it is.

It is a you a beautiful little girl.

And it's very strong.

Well done.

She is there.

Do you want to see them?

It doesn't matter. I keep you warm.

Are you all right

Disinfect hands and clamp.

Thanks.

So, I clamp off, you cut through

Secure?

Absolutely.

here - No! There.

It's really a nice job.

Yes, sometimes.

Serge. - Yes?

I know what happened to your son.

Rose told me.

Do you cut

What happened to you is so bad.

But there are people who need you.

Finally cut, or I'll do it with my teeth!

Excuse me.

Come on. Yes.

Fine?

Put me down on the hood. - Yes.

They know that I can't always be there.

Understood? - Yes.

Good.

That would be done.

Yes.

I'll drive you home and then treat me to a big doner kebab .

If you want, we can. ..

also eat something together.

I know a restaurant that always open, not far.

Yes why not.

But can you tell me before do one last favor?

OK.

What do you want?

I want to tell you something else. You were gone too fast earlier.

Well i'm listening .

I don't want to lose you too .

I'm sorry I was an idiot Au! .

I can't hold on

Fast! Malek!

I'm here.

Fine? - No.

Nothing works without me. - My hand.

What now? - He needs to be stabilized.

Yeah, over there. - Okay, come on.

I can use the SSL. - What a joke.

What do you want rose

The sauerkraut platter. - Well so what.

Is there still plenty? - Yes.

Then three times - No no.

For me an omelette please. With some cheese on it.

I like cheese.

And when will you be on duty tonight?

Funny.

Dr Mamou Malek .. - Well what?

Yes. - Serge just felt it.

Thanks.

Is antibiotic prophylaxis made? - Yes.

Good blood pressure is stable - Yes, doctor .

No findings.

Is the patient initiated - Yes.

Then it can go.

Gloves please. - Here.

No problem? - It's all OK.

No anticoagulants? - No.

Well, that is a complicated case. . I ask for full concentration.

We perform a laparoscopy.

That is the standard procedure if you have a hiatal hernia.

We begin. It is 6:41 p.m. Scalpel.

Who is this?

Hello! - Excuse me.

Yes immediately.

Hello. - Good afternoon, monsieur. Get on.

You are Christian - Exactly.

Okay, great. - You look broken.

Yes, well, drive Courses and learning .. .

But they have the driver's license - Yeah, don't worry .

What are you studying

"Anatomy of ..." What?

"First year of medicine", yes.

Something wrong? - No.

Not? - No.

Very good. But you don't like your studies - Yes, very .

I'm in my second year ... - Yes.

- ... of medical studies. - Okay.

Because I want...

Become a doctor .

You are still a driver. - Yes.

Then come on, my plane isn't waiting . - Yeah right.

Thanks very much. - Orly West, right?

It says it when you are requested. not

Indeed. Then it starts now. - You're welcome.

It's chocolate in ... - Is good.

Then we're going now.

Sit well, monsieur - It's okay, thanks.

Do you have a favorite station - Everything is fine with me.

Is it okay if i lose weight? - Do what you want, will you?

With that, all has been said.

Hello, Serge?

It doesn't work, I have a guest.

Can't that wait?

And what about the ambulance service?

Good, send the address . I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Can i see you here let out It's urgent.