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One, two, three...

Lavender!

It's freezing!

Even mornings in Hokkaido are cold.

No...

Someone, somewhere,

just did something chilling.

Morning! Did you guys just wake up?

Hane... You're up pretty early.

Eh?

Well, I just went to the flower fields.

Ah, so you went to the bathroom?

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kono saka o noborikittara

この坂を上り切ったら

kanarazu mieru keshiki ga suki datte

必ず見える景色が好きだって

senaka ni hane o motsu ano ko mo itte waratteta

背中に羽を持つあの子も言って笑ってた

dokidoki ga isshun de

ドキドキが一瞬で

tokimeki ni natteikunda nante

トキメキになっていくんだなんて

ano koro wa shinjirarenakute

あの頃は信じられなくて

tada mitoreteita yo

ただ見惚れていたよ

kono supiido ni noseta taion ga

このスピードに乗せた体温が

ima zenshin de tsutau tsuujiau

今全身で伝う 通じ合う

monogatari no kagi wa kono te ni

物語の鍵はこの手に

gyutto tsuyoku nigitteiru kara

ぎゅっと強く握っているから

kanjite kotaete kaze ni naru

感じて 応えて 風になる

sora ni tokete umi o dakishimeru

空に溶けて海を抱きしめる

atarashii sekai ga mieru hazu

新しい世界が見えるはず

saa tashikame ni ittemiyou

さぁ確かめに行ってみよう

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Episode 5

Touring!!

Well then, let's eat.

Why even camp if we're gonna eat convenience store food?

Oh my lord, this nori is very crisp.

What an amazing mechanism.

I bought them at the Seicomart again.

Just like how the monkey king in Journey to the West

couldn't escape from Buddha,

as long as we're in Hokkaido, we'll never escape the Seicomarts.

Something like this?

What's this?!

We are such renegades.

Onsa-chan, this is a bit too skimpy.

Well, in a way, it's the most Hokkaido-like the food can get.

This reminds me,

cars in Hokkaido go really fast, don't they?

That was surprising.

Yeah, everyone drives 1.25 times the speed of the mainland.

I have heard stories of Hokkaido police chasing speeders with those helicopters.

No way.

Speaking of speed...

What's the fastest you renegades have traveled?

Accelerating feels good, doesn't it?

The other day, I reached 100 km/h,

TL Note: 60 mph or almost 30 m/s

for the first time on the freeway!

Oh my goodness, that's adorable!

What about you, Onsa-chan?

Jeez.

Bragging about your top speed?

It's so childish.

But, let's see...

If I were to bury the needle on my speedometer,

it'd go all the way to 140 km/h on my Serow.

TL Note: 85 mph or almost 40 m/s

140 km/h?! Amazing!

That'd only happen if her meter broke.

She's just lying to show off.

What about you, Rin?

How fast have you gone?

Um...

Um...

200 km/h, something like that.

TL Note: 125 mph or 55 m/s

What? That's impossible.

You're such a buzzkill.

We don't know for sure whether or not she has lied about that or not.

Why don't we test that fact at the Minowa Test Track in Tokachi?

Ah fine! It was 100 km/h!

Just like any safe driver!

Safe Dri- ving

Look!

All these "safe driving" charms!

Wow, disgusting.

It's charming to see schoolgirls boasting about their top speeds.

But with us in the 200 km/h club...

Motorcycles are all about cornering.

Oh I forgot...

Here, a gift for you, Rin-chan!

How did you get a Suzuki Rider's Holy Grail?

Su zu ki

Someone gave it to me when I helped him in Aomori.

But I already have a knock-

This is an original!

It's not a knock-off!

I'll take it! Yay!

That man from back then

called it "The Immortality Cup".

I'm sure it'll protect you, Rin-chan!

Today's Route: Straight North!

I made a one-night reservation at some cheap hotel for 2000 yen.

TL Note: About 20 bucks (16 euros)

I'm very much looking forward to see this cheap hotel.

Here it is! The long straight road that's streches to the horizon!

A mountain road would be nice too,

but in Hokkaido, straight roads are more exciting!

Ah, my shoelace is undone.

Hey guys, everyone stop, Rin's sh-

I'll catch up with you guys later, so just keep going.

Okay.

Try not to take long alright?

It's so tempting to speed on a road like this one.

You shouldn't do that.

You're such a square, Rin.

Hey, guys, look.

Over there— There's a—

They're finally out of range.

But just to be sure,

Shaggy's stupid!

All right.

Behind,

in front,

above...

Just for a bit...

Just for a bit.

Go!

Top speed challenge!

Show them your power!

More! More!

Howl even louder!

I am the wind. I am freedom.

I am, I am...

I am God!

Foxes!

Your dad illness is called echinococcosis.

It appears he caught it from the red foxes.

It's a parasite.

Rin...

Papa! Papa!

All because I saved those red foxes, I...

If you see a fox on the road,

don't hesitate and run it over!!

If I try to avoid hitting the foxes,

my brakes will lock up and I'll crash.

Run them over! Run them over!

It's your fault for coming out on the road!

Damn it!

Stop already!

Just run away already!

Shoo, shoo.

You shouldn't be near humans.

You'll give me echinococcus.

I'm so glad...

I'm glad I saved the foxes...

I'm really glad.

Hey Rin, how'd that Top Speed Challenge go?

As if I'd do something like that!

Alright, fine.

Don't be so mad about it.

Well, this is Hokkaido.

It doesn't matter if you're flying,

or riding.

You'll always end up here.

Now let's go relax.

I wonder what Soya Misaki is like?

TL Note: The northern most part of Hokkaido

It might even be a hundred-meter-tall cliff.

TL Note: Almost the same amount in yards

I don't even know, but I guess we'll find out.

You think we'll make it before sundown?

Ain't a problem!

I'm so hungry.

It's already noon?

My butt hurts.

Let's take a break, then.

Hurry!

It appears that the sun is already setting.

All because I rested for so long...

The sun's already past the mountains.

Wait please!

We're here!

We're at Soya Misaki!

We made it.

Northernmost point of Japan

We didn't just make it, we made it at the best time!

This is my first time seeing The Sea of Japan.

I guess we can't go even further with our motorcycles.

Yeah, since it's the endpoint.

From here, every road leads back home.

Why don't we take a commemorative photo before the sun sets?

Good idea! Let's take one!

Huh?

That woman over there...

She looks so lonely.

Should we ask her to move for a bit?

Don't.

A lone woman gazing across the sea.

It's too much to ask.

I can't ask her to move.

Rin, I'm glad you came with us.

What brought that up suddenly?

Even when you think you understand others,

you can never see yourself.

What do you mean by that.

Huh?

The woman from before is gone.

Oh, no!

Takkun, you idiot!

Don't do it!

She was rejected by a boy,

so she's doing a bike dive from Soya Misaki.

Your life is important.

Your parents are going to cry!

After that, there's a 100 meter drop!

Oh... Maybe not.

Ow...

What the hell were you trying to do...

Ow...

Excuse me, are you okay?

Huh? Isn't that...

Saruyama-sensei?

You girls!

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Shimizu Inn

So, I've been dumped by my 13th boyfriend.

And so you drove to Hokkaido out of anger...

...because you felt romantic about a trip to the north.

I thought Soya Misaki

would be like this.

Ahh

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is where I die

That's a little too romantic.

I didn't realize it was just a shallow beach...

Girls, huddle.

Don't you think this is a chance?

But since I came this far,

A chance?

An advisor.

I thought if I drove at full speed, I could still fly...

The Bike Club doesn't have one yet.

None of the teachers wanted to.

Even if Saruyama-sensei is just riding a 50cc bike.

If we can console her broken heart,

she'll do us a favor by becoming our advisor!

Bingo!

This is fate!

The fact that we were late to Soya Misaki,

this was all god's guidance!

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Tonight, we'll do our best to comfort you, Saruyama-sensei.

All those guys who dumped you were terrible.

For real!

Even though you're so cute, Sensei.

We all love you!

Guys are so selfish.

Did you know? They say the engine displacement

is equal to the size of the man's thing.

That's why, even if men are happy with their own bikes,

they'll never let a woman ride a bike bigger than theirs.

If a man rides a 90cc,

a woman can ride only a 50cc.

You girls aren't ever going to land a boyfriend if you're

riding those huge 400cc bikes.

Ah, I see!

Hey hey, what does she mean by "man's thing"?

I-Idiot! It's the size of their hearts, obviously.

Is that so?

I guess it's best if he's broad-minded.

You girls should stop risking your lives

riding bikes and do things that you can

only do while you're still in high school.

Like JK.

TL Note: Watch this Youtube Video: 0NcIGBKXMOE

Sensei, you could have mentioned something positive like studying instead.

But you know, Sensei's amazing.

You made it here on,

such a small bike.

I'm impressed by you Sensei.

We all want to ride together with you.

Thank you, Hane-chan.

I'm so stupid,

getting upset over a man,

when I have such adorable students.

A w w w

Here, join me, Hane-chan.

Whoa, hang on!

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Obviously, a professional educator would never force a minor to drink.

Something about the smell...

it's making it kinda dizzy...

I'm getting... kinda...

Oh, dear. Hane-chan fell asleep.

Hane was pretty tired.

Then how about we check and see

how many wrinkles she lost on her butt

from the long ride...

S-Sensei! What are you doing?!

Looking at each other's buttocks should be reserved for close friends only!

What?

It's you guys' fault for being so cute!

Being cute is a crime!

It's not my fault!

Maybe this is the reason why 13 guys all broke up with you.

When she starts drinking she starts liking girls.

I'm not looking forward to next semester's lessons.

If you're going to get in my way,

maybe I'll have you comfort me first, Amano-san!

Mommy!

S-Sensei!

Oh, my!

Minowa-sama from the bourgeois class—I mean, Class B!

May I lick your feet?

I don't want to become one of these dirty adults!

Rin-chan, put on your birthday racing suit!

It's a teacher scandal!

A picture isn't enough, take a video instead.

Listen, Raimu-senpai.

If I'm going to let you have a Bike Club,

you have to take care of the members properly.

Don't let there be any accidents or anything.

I mean, if something happens to the Bike Club members,

and I'm held accountable as the principal...

First of all, I'll kill you.

Even if you don't die, I'll kill you.

Whatever it takes, I'll kill you.

I wonder if Saruyama-sensei will become our advisor?

Of course she will.

We have the photo proof.

Alcohol sure is scary.

It's decided! When I become an adult, I'll never drive drunk!

Of course not.

You'll get tied up.

I guess that's the end of our Hokkaido tour.

To think that this is the end is kinda sad.

Hey, is it okay if I go and ride for a bit?

It's fine. We still have some time.

Don't rush.

You can never return.

It'll be fine since Senpai's with us.

No, it's not that.

I meant that the heart doesn't return.

Hokkaido is like a dream for any rider.

I still want to ride and see all kinds of places.

But it's time to wake up.

Reality is waiting for us tomorrow.

You can't take back the feelings of a dream to the real world, it's too painful.

It sure is huge.

Your passion for Hokkaido is growing huge inside you.

You can tell?

That'll make it tough to go home.

Let your passion stay here.

You can only take souvenirs.

Okay.

Bye!

Shaggy, I always thought it was normal for you to spout nonsense,

but that was even weirder. How embarrassing.

It's fine.

All those embarrassing things you can't say or do in everyday life

fit Hokkaido perfectly.

Hmph.

Goodbye, Hokkaido!

All right, let's scrape off Hokkaido's dirt.

Can I spray you all I want, Onsa-chan?

Yeah, of course.

Take this, Rin-chan!

Don't point the high-pressure washer at people!

Aren't you going to wash your Ducati side car, Hijiri-chan?

No.

Hayakawa always keeps it spotless.

You brought a lot of supplies, Onsa-chan.

Unlike cars, bikes have a lot of naked parts.

They attract dirt and rust quickly.

You polish each and every one.

Polishing bikes is like...

"Polishing one's soul", correct?

I'm done.

Scratches and dirt are the

medals of honor of any off-road!

Hayakawa! You mustn't say such things!

Go over there!

Cleaning bikes by hand is tiring...

and my feet are killing me.

That's it!

What the hell are you doing?

I was wondering if I could save time

by washing it with my body like this.

Wow! An American Car Wash!

The way you care tenderly for your bike

with your body, softer than a sponge...

Your motions as you wash it so meticulously...

Could this be true love?

I didn't say that before you got to, did I?

Not in the least.

Although, Hane wins the "Loves her bike the most" prize.

Yes.

Hane-chan wins first prize for loving her bike the most.

I love my bike even more though!

Hey, don't overdo it.

I'm not!

This is the least you can do if you love your bike.

I'm sure you just love

your Katana 400 too much, Rin-chan.

There's snacks and tea in the clubroom.

Let's take a break.

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

FURU SUROTTORU de iin janai?

フルスロットルでいいんじゃない?

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

todorokima~su, bakuon!!

轟きま～す、ばくおん!!

joushi koukousei BAIKU nori

女子高校生バイク乗り

kaze o kiri hashiri dashichau yo (buoon!)

風を切り走りだしちゃうよ (ぶぉぉん!)

METTO o kabutte (buoon!)

メットを被って (ぶぉぉん!)

hora ne HEASUTAIRU pettanko

ほらねヘアスタイルぺったんこ

ii koto nashi kamo?

いいコト無しかも?

itsudatte MENTE de kigen o tonnai to (buoon!)

いつだってメンテで機嫌をとんないと (ぶぉぉん!)

nande konna ni mendo kusai ndesu ka~!

なんでこんなにめんどくさいんですか～!

(kokechatta) omoi shatai o hikiokoshi

(こけちゃった) 重い車体を引き起こし

(mou ikkai) SUTAATO! doushite daro? waracchau

(もういっかい) スタート!どうしてだろ?笑っちゃう

(sou da yone!) ikou yo! shisen no saki ni wa tomodachi ga matteru kara!

(そうだよね!) 行こうよ!視線の先には友達が待ってるから!

AKUSERU akeru to hirogatte iku SHIN! (saikou no!)

アクセル開けると広がっていく景色(シーン)! (最高の!)

SUPIIDO APPU shichau kanjou wa mou tomanna~i! (YEI!)

スピードアップしちゃう感情はもう止まんな～い! (イェイ!)

marude hane ga haechatta mitai (Wow!)

まるで羽が生えちゃったみたい (Wow!)

GIA nante TOPPU koete motto agete

ギアなんてトップ越えてもっとアゲて

"seishun TSUURINGU" doko made icchau?

『セーシュン・ツーリング』 ドコまで行っちゃう?

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

hashiri dashichaeba iin janai?

走りだしちゃえばいいんじゃない?

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

todorokima~su, bakuon!!

轟きま～す、ばくおん!!

Prep!!

Next time on Bakuon!!