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It's almost summer break, huh?

I wanna go somewhere far away on my bike over break.

Spend a night and stuff.

Yeah, let's go somewhere far!

You'll come too, right, Rin-chan?

Well...

I was thinking of going on a journey to find myself during the summer...

But if you insist.

Bike gangs aren't my thing.

For all that she says, she always comes with us anyway.

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kono saka o noborikittara

この坂を上り切ったら

kanarazu mieru keshiki ga suki datte

必ず見える景色が好きだって

senaka ni hane o motsu ano ko mo itte waratteta

背中に羽を持つあの子も言って笑ってた

dokidoki ga isshun de

ドキドキが一瞬で

tokimeki ni natteikunda nante

トキメキになっていくんだなんて

ano koro wa shinjirarenakute

あの頃は信じられなくて

tada mitoreteita yo

ただ見惚れていたよ

kono supiido ni noseta taion ga

このスピードに乗せた体温が

ima zenshin de tsutau tsuujiau

今全身で伝う 通じ合う

monogatari no kagi wa kono te ni

物語の鍵はこの手に

gyutto tsuyoku nigitteiru kara

ぎゅっと強く握っているから

kanjite kotaete kaze ni naru

感じて 応えて 風になる

sora ni tokete umi o dakishimeru

空に溶けて海を抱きしめる

atarashii sekai ga mieru hazu

新しい世界が見えるはず

saa tashikame ni ittemiyou

さぁ確かめに行ってみよう

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Hot Springs!!

Episode 4

Come in.

Excuse us!!

Please excuse us!

It's a mess, but make yourselves at home.

Time to eat!

Time to eat.

It's so sweet!

While we're on break, we could go on a trip on our bikes.

But where should we go?

What, Rin?

We should of course go to Hokkaido

Oh, Hokkaido!

Hokkaido, huh?

But didn't you want to go to "find yourself"?

Actually,

When I was little, I went there on a bike.

But there's an ocean right?

How do you get across?

By ferry. There's one that leaves from Ibaraki.

Rin-chan, what's Hokkaido like?

Roads that seem to never end...

Genghis Khan mutton...

Sapporo ramen...

Red foxes...

And the super long Seikan Tunnel.

For having actually been there you sound like a brochure.

I was still little. Of course I don't remember it that well.

Can you even bike through the Seikan?

No, trains only.

When you're able to remember, please tell me more.

You went on that Katana, right?

I've never been there, either. I'm interested to know.

Alright, I'll try to remember.

I think, first, we took the ferry

from Oarai, Ibaraki to Tomakomai.

It's Hokkaido!

We're gonna get something to eat first.

I'm so full from that grilled lamb!

Rin, we're gonna go to Sapporo first.

Let's go have real Sapporo ramen!

Hey, look Papa!

There's a fox family on the road.

Look, look!

Papa? Why are you heading towards them?

Turn! Turn! Turn!

Papa! Are you okay?

Rin, bikes go towards where you're looking...

Daddy!

Mr. Fox...

That tickles.

So he was taken to the hospital in an ambulance, and our trip to Hokkaido ended like that.

This is all you've seen of Hokkaido?

Yes, that's all! So sue me!

Maybe if we go to Hokkaido,

Clock tower

Thank you,

yip!

By Hane

the foxes you saved will remember you and return the favor.

I feel like ripping that drawing apart.

Eh? Is it?

It's cute, right, Hijiri-chan?

Indeed.

To tear up such a cute drawing

is what a lowly creature would do.

Huh?

I feel like the foxes

did do something in return

some kind of gift...

Your father's sickness is called echinococcus.

It appears he got it from foxes.

It's a parasite.

He needs surgery, so please sign here.

Rin, the doctors say it'll be fine

but I know

It's probably over for me.

Go home alone.

Papa! Papa!

The Seikan Tunnel is so dark...

It's so long...

If you see a fox on the road

run it over!!

That's so cruel!!

Renegades should be good to their friends and animals!!

You're just a villain, Rin!!

In that case,

why don't we all be renegades?

Let's ride our bikes and go do bad things!!

Let's go eat some midnight ramen!!

She was called on her cell phone.

Shinya Ramen

I'll get fat...

We're such delinquents.

Oarai

How can you mistake a 18:30

for 8:30?!

None of you noticed, either! You're just as guilty!

Even so, it doesn't seem like we'll make it...

I had trouble seeing the time because I'm farsighted,

but still, this is the biggest mistake of my life.

I can see Port Oarai!

The ship's still there!

The ship's already moving!

Whoa, not again...

Raimu-senpai!

She wants us to jump, too?

Like we can do that!

This 750 is a monster, miss.

There's nothing that a 1200cc bike

can do that this 750 can't.

Those larger bikes sure are amazing...

I never could have survived in Siberia

if I couldn't make a jump like this one.

Hayakawa...

I'm guess I'm not young anymore.

I'll go get a new bike, and I'll join up with you guys.

Don't force yourself.

Let's meet in Hokkaido, tomorrow.

Let's ride!

There's a ferry from Aomori to Hokkaido.

Let's go now!

What are you saying, Hane?

Aomori is still 700 kilometers away.

What about you, Onsa-chan?

Really?

As for me, as long as we ride, it's fine.

or rather, deep within my heart is a burning desire to ride.

Do you even realize how far it is, Shaggy?

Do you know how long it'll take us?

Rin, do you know what "The Cannonball" is?

It's an American Crosscountry Race that's also a comedy.

That race has actually been run in Japan.

A race from Tokyo to Hokkaido.

The Cannonball is an endurance.

An inner struggle.

Everyone being at their limit to keep going. and when they arrive at Hokkaido,

at the first cup of coffee in the morning, all those riders find out what it truly means to ride a bike.

Yes, this is romance.

So you're in, right?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

All right! We're going to Aomori!

If we keep going like this, we'll never make it.

Besides, with your slow Serow there's no way we can keep going at this pace.

What?

Fine, wanna do a race to Aomori?!

Try and catch up!

Let's Cannonball!

Hey, wait!

Looks like I feel behind.

It's nice that the road is empty but..

but it's dark and I feel lonely.

My hands are going numb, my butt hurts, and I'm about to passout.

I probably would've been better just to wait for the next ferry.

But it's too late.

I wonder how they're doing?

This blinky pattern...

I'm about to run out of fuel!

I need to find a gas station!

Huh?

Someone's pulled over with a bike.

Is there anything wrong?

Running out of gas sure is a pain.

Well, I only have a liter left.

Let's split it.

Are you sure?

I'm not sure, but if we run out again we can help each other out.

But, I'm sure god will help us reach the next gas station!

By the way, your bike's a Harley, right?

How cool!

No, it's a Suzuki Intruder.

Oh, is that so?

We're saved.

Thank God.

Sure.

Huh?

God loves bikes.

He does?

In Ezekiel 1 of the Old Testament,

there's mention of the Lord arriving on a wheeled vehicle.

Occultists say it was a UFO,

but here's a depiction painted by Raphael 500 years ago.

I don't see any wheels.

But with the help of modern X-ray analysis,

science has discovered the original drawing that was hidden beneath.

This looks just like Rin-chan's bike!

Raphael understood the Lord's vehicle,

but since there was no conception of bikes at the time,

he painted animals over it instead.

Just as God loves humanity for its weakness,

He loved motorcycles.

For motorcycles, too, were weak vehicles.

Something about the way this guy talks reminds me of Onsa-chan.

Bikes are the weakest of all vehicles in this world.

They cannot carry people or cargo the way cars can,

and by carrying another rider behind you,

the joy of the bike is lost.

They are not as economical

or healthful as bicycles.

The tires are vulnerable to potholes and manholes.

Should a bike fall over, it breaks down under its own weight.

Oh, is it running out of gas?

Well, no problem, I'll just switch to my reserve tank...

Crap! I'm already on reserve!

I'm really out of gas!

Fool!

By the Sisterhood Code, I'm leaving you behind.

This is a race, get used to it!

If you are not strong, you cannot ride a bike.

And...

If you are not kind,

you cannot continue to ride.

Now, let us go.

Ah, yeah.

I know a shortcut to Aomori.

I'll take you there.

Really?

First, I must thank you for the gasoline.

It's alright.

The cup of immortality, sought by King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table...

The Holy Grail.

For you, the chosen one.

I... fell asleep?

I wonder where this is?

Could I be...

Excuse meee, is this Heaven?

Not at all.

This here is Aomori.

Oh... I see.

Aomori Port

Coffee to stay awake.

And then the bathroom.

And right after that more coffee.

Restroom... Coffee...

Restroom... Coffee... Restroom...

Romantic.

I'm sorry.

Until Hane comes, I'm taking a nap.

Hey, look.

You guys are late!

Hane?

How in the world did you get ahead?

I guess it's a miracle!

Hakodate Port

We're in Hokkaido!

Hijiri said she's be waitng for us at Hakodate with her new bike.

I'm so sorry for the long wait.

Hijiri-chan!

Red, red,

red bodies, with L, L,

L-shaped twins...

We're the awesome Ducatists!

Oh, how unusual.

A roundcase 750SS Imola.

You keep it in gorgeous shape.

But why a side car?

This is a crime against Ducati!

What a waste of a perfectly beautiful bike.

Despicable.

Your Desmosedici is much better, Kinzo-san.

Uh-huh, it cost 8 million.

Wow!

Where's the the little boys' room?

Oh, dear. Now I need to go, too.

TL Note: If a bike is standing upright, it will retract the stand.

It's just like you talked about, Hayakawa.

Indeed.

Ducatis have souls.

I'm tired.

We were on our bikes all day but it took 4 hours to get back on a ferry.

I guess we're living our youth!

I wanna just take a shower and go to sleep.

The shower's broken.

What?!

I'm just gonna go to sleep.

In Hakodate, I hear there's a marvelous hot spring.

We could go first thing in the morning.

I'm done.

Let's sleep.

Huh? Did we forgot something?

Oh, yeah...

Aren't we forgetting something?

We left Raimu-senpai at Tomakomai!

A hot spring so close to the ocean!

What the heck? You can completely see it from the outside.

And it's a mixed bath?

This is too much!

It's fine.

Raimu-senpai!

We're such renegades!

I guess Hane tricked us all.

Now that I'm in here it's pretty nice.

I've never felt so free.

I did not think we would pass through Hakodate on our path to Tomakomai.

What a pleasant surprise.

This feels so good!

Rin-chan, is that...

What?

What the heck?!

Huh?

Didn't ya get yourself branded?

Of course not!

This is... This is...

Hey, Papa, do the thing.

All right, here it comes!

Jackknife!

Whee!

How's that?

Huh?

Whee!

Man, kids sure do fly far.

Whee!

I made a carbon-fiber-textured emblem myself.

Whoa, the hood's hot!

Hey, this thing's backwards.

You're right.

Suzuki drivers are going to think you're an idiot.

Whee— Ow!

I can't get married with a butt like this!

Rin-chan, in this world there's definitely

a guy somewhere with a Suzuki branding on his butt.

No, there isn't.

I don't want a man like that!

I can't believe all of you!

What is it, Hayakawa?

I'd never dreamed that such a time would come.

High-school girls touring together on bikes,

and bathing together in an open hot spring...

Such a time.

It seems that my last duty in this life will be to have you,

a lady who has never even ridden a bicycle,

get a bike license.

Hayakawa, please refrain from being so morbid.

But I sense it.

The moment my Ducati breaks down

is the moment my life ends.

What happened?

Oh, it's not a big deal.

Is everything all right?

It would seem the Aftermarket Cub's are malfunctioning.

"Made in Japan" doesn't mean quality anymore, huh?

Such a liar.

Huh?

My...

Miss Hijiri.

It is fixed this quickly?

I had thought the engine blew up.

That's nonsense.

Ducatis never break down.

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

FURU SUROTTORU de iin janai?

フルスロットルでいいんじゃない?

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

todorokima~su, bakuon!!

轟きま～す、ばくおん!!

joushi koukousei BAIKU nori

女子高校生バイク乗り

kaze o kiri hashiri dashichau yo (buoon!)

風を切り走りだしちゃうよ (ぶぉぉん!)

METTO o kabutte (buoon!)

メットを被って (ぶぉぉん!)

hora ne HEASUTAIRU pettanko

ほらねヘアスタイルぺったんこ

ii koto nashi kamo?

いいコト無しかも?

itsudatte MENTE de kigen o tonnai to (buoon!)

いつだってメンテで機嫌をとんないと (ぶぉぉん!)

nande konna ni mendo kusai ndesu ka~!

なんでこんなにめんどくさいんですか～!

(kokechatta) omoi shatai o hikiokoshi

(こけちゃった) 重い車体を引き起こし

(mou ikkai) SUTAATO! doushite daro? waracchau

(もういっかい) スタート!どうしてだろ?笑っちゃう

(sou da yone!) ikou yo! shisen no saki ni wa tomodachi ga matteru kara!

(そうだよね!) 行こうよ!視線の先には友達が待ってるから!

AKUSERU akeru to hirogatte iku SHIN! (saikou no!)

アクセル開けると広がっていく景色(シーン)! (最高の!)

SUPIIDO APPU shichau kanjou wa mou tomanna~i! (YEI!)

スピードアップしちゃう感情はもう止まんな～い! (イェイ!)

marude hane ga haechatta mitai (Wow!)

まるで羽が生えちゃったみたい (Wow!)

GIA nante TOPPU koete motto agete

ギアなんてトップ越えてもっとアゲて

"seishun TSUURINGU" doko made icchau?

『セーシュン・ツーリング』 ドコまで行っちゃう?

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

hashiri dashichaeba iin janai?

走りだしちゃえばいいんじゃない?

buon! buon! buon! buon! buoon!

ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉん! ぶぉぉん!

todorokima~su, bakuon!!

轟きま～す、ばくおん!!

Touring!!

Next time on Bakuon!!

This program is fiction. Some dangerous behaviors were attempted in this episode, but please follow the rules and drive safely when operating a real motorcycle.