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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,532 --> 00:00:04,349 - I had him. - So let's make him suffer. 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,793 [LAUGHS] 3 00:00:05,796 --> 00:00:07,476 PILOT: Please keep your seatbelts fastened. 4 00:00:07,479 --> 00:00:09,231 We're running into some minor turbulence. 5 00:00:09,234 --> 00:00:10,534 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 6 00:00:10,535 --> 00:00:12,236 Vampire coming up. 7 00:00:12,237 --> 00:00:13,537 [GUNSHOT] 8 00:00:13,538 --> 00:00:14,941 - [GUN COCKS] - Where is she? 9 00:00:14,944 --> 00:00:16,402 I haven't seen her. 10 00:00:16,405 --> 00:00:18,362 I'm gonna break out of these, 11 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:21,210 - and then I'm gonna kill you. - Aah! 12 00:00:21,213 --> 00:00:23,998 This is between me and you! Not him! 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,882 ♪♪ 14 00:00:26,885 --> 00:00:28,161 JESUS: What do you do now? 15 00:00:28,164 --> 00:00:29,669 Whatever the hell I want. 16 00:00:29,672 --> 00:00:31,321 Can I come? 17 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:40,938 ♪♪ 18 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,441 [MEN GRUNTING] 19 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:50,906 ♪♪ 20 00:00:50,908 --> 00:00:52,093 [MEN GRUNTING] 21 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:58,006 ♪♪ 22 00:00:58,009 --> 00:00:59,267 [MEN GRUNTING] 23 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:02,270 ♪♪ 24 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,753 [MEN GRUNTING] 25 00:01:03,756 --> 00:01:06,757 ♪♪ 26 00:01:06,759 --> 00:01:08,766 [MEN GRUNTING] 27 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,352 [MAN, WOMAN SCREAMING] 28 00:01:11,355 --> 00:01:19,355 ♪♪ 29 00:01:21,397 --> 00:01:25,543 ♪♪ 30 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:27,611 [EUGENE MUMBLES] 31 00:01:27,612 --> 00:01:32,151 _ 32 00:01:32,153 --> 00:01:35,043 [BIRDS CAWING] 33 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,783 _ 34 00:01:39,087 --> 00:01:40,472 _ 35 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:42,474 [CAWING CONTINUES] 36 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:45,639 _ 37 00:01:53,668 --> 00:01:56,899 _ 38 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,754 _ 39 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:09,193 ♪♪ 40 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,413 Need to get to the Lost Apostle. 41 00:02:11,414 --> 00:02:15,491 Driver's license and c-c-credit card, please. 42 00:02:15,493 --> 00:02:18,387 The Lost Ap-postle, eh? Amazing place. 43 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,758 Th-Th-This'll just take a jiff. 44 00:02:22,759 --> 00:02:26,353 [MUZAK PLAYS, MOUSE CLICKS] 45 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,712 Came up with the Bionic Ear here, you know? 46 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:29,836 What? 47 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,807 Uh, the, uh, uh, Bionic Ear. 48 00:02:32,811 --> 00:02:35,887 This is where they invented it... in Melbourne. 49 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,606 Bit of trivia. Free of charge. 50 00:02:38,609 --> 00:02:39,890 Ha. 51 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,370 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 52 00:02:42,372 --> 00:02:45,038 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 53 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:52,236 ♪♪ 54 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,406 Problem? 55 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,408 S-S-S-S-Sorry, sir. 56 00:02:56,411 --> 00:03:00,388 It, uh, seems we don't have, uh, any cars available. 57 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,764 What about those? 58 00:03:04,467 --> 00:03:06,376 Well, uh... 59 00:03:06,377 --> 00:03:10,472 th-th-they're reserved for M-M-M-M-M-M-Moth... 60 00:03:10,473 --> 00:03:12,340 Mother's Day. 61 00:03:12,342 --> 00:03:17,362 ♪♪ 62 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:21,408 Whatever it says there on that screen of yours about me... 63 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:25,896 wanted murderer, armed and dangerous... it's a lie. 64 00:03:25,897 --> 00:03:27,772 I'm not armed, 65 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,734 but I do have the power to make people do as I say. 66 00:03:30,735 --> 00:03:34,587 Laugh. Cry. Kill. 67 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,590 Anything. 68 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:41,429 One time, in Texas, I made a cop mace his own balls. 69 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:46,457 But I don't want to do that here... Jaxon. 70 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,270 See, people been gettin' hurt. 71 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,795 I gotta cut back on usin' it. 72 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:55,805 Problem is, if I don't get to where I need to go, 73 00:03:55,807 --> 00:04:00,663 pretty sure the whole world is gonna end, 74 00:04:00,665 --> 00:04:02,257 and everyone's gonna die. 75 00:04:02,258 --> 00:04:05,686 So I'll leave that with you. 76 00:04:05,687 --> 00:04:08,379 I'm askin' you to rent me, 77 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:13,217 of your own free will, a rental car. 78 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:21,220 ♪♪ 79 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:26,115 [SIGHS] 80 00:04:26,117 --> 00:04:28,899 Thank you. 81 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:34,122 ♪♪ 82 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:36,959 Jaxon... 83 00:04:36,961 --> 00:04:39,536 [ECHOING] ...you don't stutter. 84 00:04:39,538 --> 00:04:42,389 ♪♪ 85 00:04:42,391 --> 00:04:43,915 Thank you. 86 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,042 [BELL RINGS] 87 00:04:46,043 --> 00:04:54,235 ♪♪ 88 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:57,095 [SPURS CLICKING] 89 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,740 [DOOR OPENS, BELL RINGS] 90 00:04:59,742 --> 00:05:02,100 [DOOR CLOSES] 91 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:09,416 ♪♪ 92 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:11,442 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 93 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:19,444 ♪♪ 94 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:29,454 ♪♪ 95 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,441 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 96 00:05:33,442 --> 00:05:40,689 ♪♪ 97 00:05:40,691 --> 00:05:42,641 [ENGINE STARTS] 98 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,350 ♪♪ 99 00:05:44,353 --> 00:05:45,601 [REARVIEW MIRROR SQUEAKS] 100 00:05:45,603 --> 00:05:50,606 ♪♪ 101 00:05:50,608 --> 00:05:52,125 And in other news, 102 00:05:52,127 --> 00:05:54,151 authorities continue an international manhunt 103 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,297 for the preacher behind the pervert rampage. 104 00:05:56,298 --> 00:05:58,466 FEMALE NEWS ANNOUNCER: There's still no word on the whereabouts 105 00:05:58,468 --> 00:06:00,824 of the missing New Zealand Deputy Prime Minister. 106 00:06:00,826 --> 00:06:02,117 Sources say... 107 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,473 [GEARS CLICKING] 108 00:06:05,475 --> 00:06:13,475 ♪♪ 109 00:06:15,492 --> 00:06:23,492 ♪♪ 110 00:06:25,495 --> 00:06:33,495 ♪♪ 111 00:06:35,504 --> 00:06:43,504 ♪♪ 112 00:06:45,514 --> 00:06:53,514 ♪♪ 113 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:57,798 [HORN BLARES, TIRES SCREECH] 114 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,218 ♪♪ 115 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,197 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 116 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:11,199 ♪♪ 117 00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:13,206 _ 118 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,375 Eugene. 119 00:07:15,377 --> 00:07:17,211 [MAN SCREAMS] 120 00:07:17,213 --> 00:07:20,167 [GUNSHOT] 121 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,613 _ 122 00:07:24,887 --> 00:07:28,038 [TIRES SCREECH] 123 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,089 [GUNS COCK] 124 00:07:30,091 --> 00:07:33,043 ♪♪ 125 00:07:33,045 --> 00:07:35,803 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 126 00:07:35,805 --> 00:07:37,880 [GUNS CLICK] 127 00:07:38,851 --> 00:07:42,884 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 128 00:08:16,898 --> 00:08:19,846 [ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SCREECH] 129 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:22,091 [HORN BLARES] 130 00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:30,192 ♪♪ 131 00:08:30,194 --> 00:08:32,786 Eugene can take care of himself. 132 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,750 If The Saint wanted him dead, he'd be dead, right? 133 00:08:39,036 --> 00:08:41,036 Right. 134 00:08:41,038 --> 00:08:49,038 ♪♪ 135 00:08:51,048 --> 00:08:59,048 ♪♪ 136 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:03,923 ♪♪ 137 00:09:03,927 --> 00:09:06,028 [ENGINE IDLING] 138 00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:10,065 [HORN BLARES, TIRES SCREECH] 139 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:13,143 ♪♪ 140 00:09:13,144 --> 00:09:16,404 [ENGINE IDLING] 141 00:09:16,407 --> 00:09:18,407 [GEAR CLICKS] 142 00:09:18,408 --> 00:09:20,075 ♪♪ 143 00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:21,576 Eugene. 144 00:09:21,577 --> 00:09:23,412 [TIRES SCREECH] 145 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:31,413 ♪♪ 146 00:09:33,423 --> 00:09:38,092 ["I WANT HER TO LOVE ME" PLAYS] 147 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:40,043 [DOOR OPENS] 148 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,929 ♪♪ 149 00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:46,268 ♪ I suppose ♪ 150 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:50,938 ♪ She'll come my way ♪ 151 00:09:50,941 --> 00:09:55,277 ♪ I want her to love me ♪ 152 00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:58,779 ♪ Until her dying day ♪ 153 00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:00,648 ♪ I want her to ♪ 154 00:10:00,649 --> 00:10:03,067 ♪ Love me ♪ 155 00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,952 ♪ I want her to ♪ 156 00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:06,863 ♪ Love me ♪ 157 00:10:06,865 --> 00:10:09,240 CASSIDY: ...The bloody ponce was turning 'em into vampires 158 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,278 and just killin'. 159 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,128 Also, he could turn himself into a cat, 160 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:14,796 flittin' about in the sky like some kind of sexy pirate. 161 00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:16,798 Dick. What'd ya do? 162 00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:19,750 I turned the rest of his followers, then they ate him. 163 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,086 - Nice. - Uh-huh. 164 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,472 I mean, Christ, it doesn't compare 165 00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:26,846 to fightin' all the Nazis on a bus ride to Hell, but... 166 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:27,926 Eh... 167 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,552 ...kept me fit. 168 00:10:29,553 --> 00:10:32,554 - Mm. Right there. - [LAUGHS] 169 00:10:32,557 --> 00:10:34,682 What happened to your hair? 170 00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:36,768 Hurtful. Hurtful. 171 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,602 - [LAUGHS] - It's good to see ya. 172 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,330 And you, Cass. 173 00:10:40,331 --> 00:10:41,990 - Slàinte mhath. - [GLASSES CLINK] 174 00:10:41,991 --> 00:10:43,566 Yeah, that. 175 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,210 ♪ I feel like... ♪ 176 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,070 ♪♪ 177 00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:48,330 Effendi. 178 00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:51,332 Oh, yeah. Need a shit, shower, shave. 179 00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:53,451 Oh, a-and a phone. 180 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,169 In back room. 181 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:57,413 Gotta call a, uh, certain lady. 182 00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:58,840 - Oh. - Hmm. 183 00:10:58,841 --> 00:11:00,582 ♪ I feel like... ♪ 184 00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:02,126 ♪♪ 185 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,346 [WHISTLES] 186 00:11:04,347 --> 00:11:07,756 ♪♪ 187 00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:11,186 [VIDEO GAME BEEPING] 188 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:13,929 Jesus Christ, huh? 189 00:11:13,932 --> 00:11:15,431 I know, right? 190 00:11:15,432 --> 00:11:18,235 Guy's a bloody handsome devil. 191 00:11:18,236 --> 00:11:19,601 I guess. 192 00:11:19,604 --> 00:11:21,312 [SCOFFS] 193 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,864 [SETS GLASS DOWN] 194 00:11:22,865 --> 00:11:24,774 So, speakin' of handsome devils... 195 00:11:24,775 --> 00:11:26,817 [VIDEO GAME BEEPING] 196 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,986 ♪♪ 197 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,624 Did you tell him we slept together? 198 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,826 Did you tell him we had sex? 199 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:38,879 ♪♪ 200 00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:40,881 I'm not mad. Just tell me. 201 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,457 Did you? 202 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,586 ♪♪ 203 00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:46,772 Yeah. 204 00:11:48,725 --> 00:11:50,399 - Nissa, look. - What? 205 00:11:50,402 --> 00:11:51,926 [GROANS] 206 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:54,062 Bad news. 207 00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:57,065 The search continues for the man who police say 208 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,683 brutally murdered a group of innocent sex tourists 209 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,068 here in the Middle East. 210 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:03,479 The manhunt grows as the Holy Man 211 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,073 turned pervert-hating killing machine 212 00:12:06,076 --> 00:12:09,076 - was reportedly last spotted in Australia. - [DOOR OPENS] 213 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,246 Room service. 214 00:12:12,249 --> 00:12:15,417 [DOORS CREAK] 215 00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:17,134 Good morning, Jesus. 216 00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:28,522 Your breakfast is here. 217 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:35,052 Oh! 218 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:36,864 Oh, Jesus. 219 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:40,682 FEATHERSTONE: Due to my negligence, Tulip O'Hare and Cassidy 220 00:12:40,684 --> 00:12:45,947 have escaped Masada, as has our political prisoner. 221 00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:48,191 [SCOFFS] 222 00:12:48,192 --> 00:12:50,284 I've also failed in my duty to track down and locate 223 00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:51,818 the Holy Child. 224 00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:53,955 For these reasons... 225 00:12:53,956 --> 00:12:56,790 [SMOOCHES] 226 00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,552 ...I'm ready to die. 227 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,464 I'm ready, too. 228 00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:04,916 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 229 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,469 ♪♪ 230 00:13:07,471 --> 00:13:09,303 Mm? 231 00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:11,089 Gone? Where? 232 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,384 Did you check the leper lab or the pediatric-cancer wing? 233 00:13:14,385 --> 00:13:16,477 He loves those sorts of... 234 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,779 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 235 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,241 Proceed. 236 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,120 Hmm. 237 00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:27,864 Mm. 238 00:13:27,865 --> 00:13:29,231 You have no authority. 239 00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:30,732 Don't you dare. 240 00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:32,661 Or what? You'll get your brains on me? 241 00:13:32,663 --> 00:13:34,629 Or I'll get your brains on you. 242 00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:36,493 - [GUN CLICKS] - I'll take my chances. 243 00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:38,282 Idiot. 244 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:40,033 - [TELEPHONE BEEPS] - Problem, sir? 245 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,120 They can't find Jesus. 246 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,038 Sir, please, I think I've earned the right 247 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:46,081 to be executed by you and you alone. 248 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,875 - [TELEPHONE RINGING] - [SCOFFS] 249 00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:51,346 Uh, how can I get anything done when the phone won't stop? 250 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:53,514 You've earned the right to drop dead 251 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,350 and get rolled into a tarp, Flufferman. 252 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,259 That's what you've earned. 253 00:13:57,261 --> 00:13:59,187 [TELEPHONE BEEPS] 254 00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,556 What?! How dare he? 255 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:04,024 ♪♪ 256 00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:06,285 [WIND WHISTLING] 257 00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:12,317 Where the hell is Hitler? 258 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,671 [BOTH GRUNTING] 259 00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:20,341 [GRUNTS] 260 00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:25,046 - So close, Mein Frau. - [DOOR OPENS] 261 00:14:25,048 --> 00:14:26,264 So close. 262 00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,332 - Ah, Herr Starr. What an... - Aah! 263 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,018 Ugh! 264 00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:35,263 Do you know what's at stake, what I've been promised? 265 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,524 The apocalypse is going to happen, 266 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:42,304 and no teeny, tiny tin-pot is going to get in my way! 267 00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,865 [GRUNTS] 268 00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:49,620 While I'm here, the Messiah. 269 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,408 Now that you've laid eyes on him, 270 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:55,909 how did he seem to you? 271 00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:57,695 [SIGHS] 272 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:01,365 Fantastich, Mein Allfather. 273 00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,658 Congratulations. 274 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:07,806 F-Finally, a Messiah we can believe in. 275 00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:13,979 Hmm. 276 00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,432 [DOOR CLOSES] 277 00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:24,905 ♪♪ 278 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:31,595 _ 279 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,967 _ 280 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:38,586 _ 281 00:15:38,831 --> 00:15:41,080 _ 282 00:15:41,082 --> 00:15:44,459 'Cause he knows if he doesn't, I'll hurt you. 283 00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:47,961 ♪♪ 284 00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:50,965 [JACKHAMMER DRILLING] 285 00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:52,707 [BACKUP SIGNAL BEEPING] 286 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,418 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 287 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,063 [BEEPING CONTINUES] 288 00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:59,256 MAN: Move it out! 289 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,216 [JACKHAMMER CONTINUES] 290 00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:04,111 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 291 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:09,558 [TRUCK ENGINE REVS, MEN SPEAK INDISTINCTLY] 292 00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:13,604 ♪♪ 293 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:15,081 [THUD] 294 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:19,277 Coming in now. 295 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,113 ♪♪ 296 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,173 [ECHOING] Quiet. 297 00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,783 Listen up. 298 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,260 SAINT OF KILLERS: Let's go. 299 00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:30,871 [FOOTSTEPS DEPART, SPURS CLICKING] 300 00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:36,251 ♪♪ 301 00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:38,587 CASSIDY: Hunted down like a dog over an orgy murder. 302 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:41,014 I mean, this is why we need to stick together, isn't it? 303 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,424 Mm. 304 00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:44,852 [SIGHS] You know, it's all my fault. 305 00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:46,428 It's not Jesse. 306 00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:48,162 He turned up like a good friend should. 307 00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:49,553 ♪ And I been thinkin' ♪ 308 00:16:49,557 --> 00:16:53,119 He said, "Look, I know we've had our differences, 309 00:16:53,121 --> 00:16:55,645 you and I, but that doesn't matter right now 310 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,682 on account of you getting repeatedly foreskinned 311 00:16:57,686 --> 00:16:59,816 by a meat-handed Italian man. 312 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,474 Christ, he was there to stop it. He'd come to help. 313 00:17:02,476 --> 00:17:03,974 And do you know what I said to that? 314 00:17:03,976 --> 00:17:07,656 Do you know what my stupid, selfish response was? 315 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,195 - "I'd rather be circumcised." - That's right. 316 00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:12,454 Which means I got a lot of work to do to make it up to him now. 317 00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,457 So maybe goin' down to Australia to rescue him 318 00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,309 from whatever godforsaken mess he's got himself into 319 00:17:17,311 --> 00:17:20,962 seems like a pretty good start, doesn't it, you know? 320 00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:24,383 All right, so go on. Let's hit the road. 321 00:17:24,384 --> 00:17:26,952 - ♪ One more drink ♪ - [SWALLOWS, SETS GLASS DOWN] 322 00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:29,261 - Go and get our boy. - No, thank you. 323 00:17:34,464 --> 00:17:36,173 What'd you mean by that? 324 00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:37,851 It means I ain't goin'. 325 00:17:37,853 --> 00:17:40,010 [SCOFFS] You don't really mean that. 326 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,520 [BEEPING CONTINUES] 327 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:45,616 ♪♪ 328 00:17:45,618 --> 00:17:48,603 Gotta fix the car. 329 00:17:48,605 --> 00:17:51,771 Dust in the carburetor. 330 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:53,816 Then we're takin' off. 331 00:17:53,817 --> 00:17:56,818 Tak... takin' off w-with Jesus Christ? 332 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,778 Mm-hmm. 333 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,115 He wants to see Las Vegas. 334 00:18:01,116 --> 00:18:03,634 I think he's... 335 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:06,471 [CLICKS TONGUE] 336 00:18:06,472 --> 00:18:08,132 I don't know what to think. 337 00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:09,624 All right, but you can't just leave. 338 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:10,808 Shouldn't we stick together? 339 00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,719 Come with. 340 00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:16,221 Out on the road with a lonely, handsome Jesus? 341 00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:17,816 Could be fun. 342 00:18:17,817 --> 00:18:19,467 Think about it. 343 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:21,486 [VIDEO GAME BEEPING] 344 00:18:21,488 --> 00:18:23,488 I don't want to. 345 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:26,566 ♪♪ 346 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:28,160 [DOOR OPENS] 347 00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:29,493 [DOOR CLOSES] 348 00:18:29,496 --> 00:18:32,355 [JACKHAMMER DRILLING] 349 00:18:32,356 --> 00:18:38,193 ♪♪ 350 00:18:38,195 --> 00:18:43,990 ♪♪ 351 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,661 [SPURS CLICKING] 352 00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:49,255 MAN: [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 353 00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:51,590 Let's go! 354 00:18:51,593 --> 00:18:53,852 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 355 00:18:53,854 --> 00:18:55,595 [JACKHAMMER CONTINUES] 356 00:18:55,596 --> 00:18:58,047 [ENGINE STARTS] 357 00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:06,048 ♪♪ 358 00:19:08,058 --> 00:19:12,353 ♪♪ 359 00:19:12,355 --> 00:19:15,690 [MEN SHOUTING] 360 00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:23,692 ♪♪ 361 00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:33,701 ♪♪ 362 00:19:35,711 --> 00:19:43,711 ♪♪ 363 00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:48,146 ♪♪ 364 00:19:48,148 --> 00:19:50,316 [BIRD CRIES] 365 00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:52,243 Nice car. 366 00:19:54,271 --> 00:19:56,771 '72 Chevelle SS. 367 00:19:56,773 --> 00:19:59,567 Crate 350 with a cowl-induction hood 368 00:19:59,568 --> 00:20:02,253 and 4-11 gears. 369 00:20:02,256 --> 00:20:04,946 Flowmaster and TA tires. 370 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,508 And all mine. 371 00:20:08,095 --> 00:20:10,118 Yeah. 372 00:20:10,122 --> 00:20:12,597 You sure about this? 373 00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,933 Takin' off? 374 00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:17,509 Of course. 375 00:20:17,511 --> 00:20:19,377 Don't you got stuff to do, 376 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:24,299 like walkin' on water, turnin' it into wine? 377 00:20:24,301 --> 00:20:25,968 I don't know. 378 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:31,162 Oh, most of that's [SIGHS] pretty much just metaphor. 379 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,859 Oh. 380 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:37,438 'Cause there's no changin' your mind once we hit the road. 381 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,190 We're committed. 382 00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:43,295 Well, there is this conference 383 00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:46,923 I'm supposed to be helping out with, but... 384 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,451 No. 385 00:20:50,452 --> 00:20:55,381 I was born a man without obligations. 386 00:20:55,383 --> 00:21:00,836 Walking the Earth, being with people, 387 00:21:00,837 --> 00:21:05,799 I think that's all the stuff I need to do. 388 00:21:05,801 --> 00:21:08,301 I like that. 389 00:21:08,304 --> 00:21:10,821 'Cause we're gonna walk some serious Earth. 390 00:21:12,474 --> 00:21:14,432 [TOOL CLANKING] 391 00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:16,143 [CHUCKLES] 392 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,288 ♪♪ 393 00:21:18,289 --> 00:21:21,981 The unredeemed one, will he be joining us? 394 00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:23,742 Cass? 395 00:21:23,744 --> 00:21:26,153 ♪♪ 396 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,256 He's thinkin' 'bout it. 397 00:21:33,086 --> 00:21:35,496 [HUMMING] 398 00:21:35,498 --> 00:21:37,205 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 399 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,666 [HUMMING CONTINUES] 400 00:21:39,669 --> 00:21:41,501 [SLAMS BAR] 401 00:21:41,503 --> 00:21:43,211 [SIGHS] 402 00:21:43,213 --> 00:21:46,766 Sex, sex, sex. 403 00:21:46,768 --> 00:21:49,887 Those juicy flanks. Legs wrapped tight. 404 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,304 Feelin' of me inside her. 405 00:21:52,306 --> 00:21:54,807 Yeah, I think you know what I'm talkin' about, you dirty bird. 406 00:21:54,808 --> 00:21:57,058 [LAUGHS] What the hell's got you so worked up? 407 00:21:57,060 --> 00:22:00,113 Hot date. I haven't seen her in years. 408 00:22:00,115 --> 00:22:03,782 When she lands, on. 409 00:22:03,785 --> 00:22:05,667 Effendi. 410 00:22:07,047 --> 00:22:08,828 What about you and your gal? Hot number. 411 00:22:08,832 --> 00:22:10,623 No, no, she's not my gal. 412 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,967 But of course she is. Don't blame you, either. 413 00:22:12,969 --> 00:22:14,743 [SETS GLASS DOWN] 414 00:22:14,746 --> 00:22:16,912 Big baby eyes. 415 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:18,413 Sweet caramel skin. 416 00:22:18,415 --> 00:22:20,133 Oh. Naughty little uppercut. 417 00:22:20,134 --> 00:22:23,085 She's my best mate's girl. 418 00:22:23,086 --> 00:22:25,086 It's not gonna happen. 419 00:22:25,088 --> 00:22:26,972 No. No, it's not. 420 00:22:26,974 --> 00:22:29,090 Not with that attitude. 421 00:22:29,093 --> 00:22:30,925 Listen to me, friend. 422 00:22:30,928 --> 00:22:33,311 Every now and then, you have to roll the dice. 423 00:22:33,314 --> 00:22:36,481 Love isn't easy, forbidden love, especially. 424 00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:37,766 [SIGHS] 425 00:22:37,768 --> 00:22:39,317 Breaks and beats ya. 426 00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:41,436 Rips you to shreds. 427 00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:43,939 But then, right when you think 428 00:22:43,941 --> 00:22:46,826 your heart can't take another second, 429 00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:49,494 it gives you life. 430 00:22:49,497 --> 00:22:52,164 Dazzling and new. 431 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,282 A love worth fighting for. A love so... 432 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,376 That's enough, now. That's enough. 433 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:59,526 Shut your mouth, you oozy little gobshite. 434 00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:02,008 For the love of God, I am... 435 00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:05,344 tryin' to do the right thing, okay? 436 00:23:05,346 --> 00:23:06,921 God, for once. 437 00:23:06,923 --> 00:23:08,463 [LIQUID POURS] 438 00:23:08,465 --> 00:23:09,731 [BOTTLE CLANKS] 439 00:23:13,188 --> 00:23:15,229 - [SETS GLASS DOWN] - You're right. 440 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:18,265 Who am I to give advice about love? 441 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:20,308 Look what it got me. 442 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:23,645 Cast out of heaven, exiled, imprisoned. 443 00:23:23,647 --> 00:23:26,031 And all because of some smokin' hot piece... 444 00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:28,275 [FOOTSTEP] 445 00:23:28,277 --> 00:23:30,295 What? 446 00:23:31,948 --> 00:23:33,447 She's here. 447 00:23:33,449 --> 00:23:34,840 Hmm? 448 00:23:38,162 --> 00:23:39,953 [CLEARS THROAT] 449 00:23:39,955 --> 00:23:43,883 ♪♪ 450 00:23:43,884 --> 00:23:46,719 ["LOVE OF MY LIFE" PLAYS] 451 00:23:46,721 --> 00:23:54,721 ♪♪ 452 00:23:56,096 --> 00:24:04,096 ♪♪ 453 00:24:05,405 --> 00:24:11,527 ♪ Love of my life, you've hurt me ♪ 454 00:24:11,528 --> 00:24:18,259 ♪ You've broken my heart, and now you leave me ♪ 455 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:24,123 ♪ Love of my life, can't you see? ♪ 456 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:30,596 ♪♪ 457 00:24:30,597 --> 00:24:33,316 ♪ Back, hurry back ♪ 458 00:24:33,317 --> 00:24:36,602 ♪ Please bring it back home to me ♪ 459 00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:44,809 ♪ Because you don't know what it means to me ♪ 460 00:24:44,811 --> 00:24:48,529 ♪ Love of my life ♪ 461 00:24:48,615 --> 00:24:52,117 ♪ Love of my life ♪ 462 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,863 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 463 00:24:55,865 --> 00:25:00,241 ♪♪ 464 00:25:00,243 --> 00:25:04,297 ♪♪ 465 00:25:04,298 --> 00:25:05,705 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 466 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:08,709 ♪♪ 467 00:25:08,711 --> 00:25:10,044 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 468 00:25:10,046 --> 00:25:12,137 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 469 00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:15,023 [SIREN WAILS] 470 00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:19,178 [DOG BARKING] 471 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:22,365 [WAILING CONTINUES] 472 00:25:22,817 --> 00:25:24,523 _ 473 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:28,579 I didn't know I could. 474 00:25:30,106 --> 00:25:32,066 That is no excuse. 475 00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:36,128 Leavin' you there, that... that was a sin. 476 00:25:42,912 --> 00:25:45,054 You're a good kid, Eugene. 477 00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:49,224 You're a good Christian. 478 00:25:55,298 --> 00:25:58,759 I don't really know what that means anymore, 479 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,019 but you are. 480 00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:04,356 ♪♪ 481 00:26:04,358 --> 00:26:06,358 You put your faith in your preacher, 482 00:26:06,361 --> 00:26:08,744 and your preacher let you down. 483 00:26:10,314 --> 00:26:12,146 Christ. 484 00:26:12,148 --> 00:26:14,107 ♪♪ 485 00:26:14,109 --> 00:26:17,036 Your own preacher sent you to Hell. 486 00:26:17,038 --> 00:26:25,544 ♪♪ 487 00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:28,622 Eugene, I don't know if you could ever forgive me. 488 00:26:28,624 --> 00:26:31,625 ♪♪ 489 00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:34,052 I just want you to know that... 490 00:26:34,055 --> 00:26:37,172 ♪♪ 491 00:26:37,173 --> 00:26:39,674 ...I feel so bad 'bout what I did. 492 00:26:39,676 --> 00:26:44,805 ♪♪ 493 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:46,031 Eugene... 494 00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:49,852 ♪♪ 495 00:26:49,854 --> 00:26:51,621 ...I'm sorry. 496 00:26:51,623 --> 00:26:59,623 ♪♪ 497 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,162 _ 498 00:27:08,756 --> 00:27:16,170 ♪♪ 499 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:17,430 [SEATBELT CLICKS] 500 00:27:17,432 --> 00:27:19,816 Seen Tulip do this 1,000 times. 501 00:27:21,769 --> 00:27:23,634 Is it blue or red? 502 00:27:23,636 --> 00:27:26,387 ♪♪ 503 00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:27,940 - [CAR ALARM BLARING] - Shit. 504 00:27:27,942 --> 00:27:29,775 [DOG BARKING] 505 00:27:29,777 --> 00:27:31,993 [BLARING CONTINUES] 506 00:27:37,329 --> 00:27:40,086 And I was... 507 00:27:41,363 --> 00:27:44,077 Just that one mistake, you know? 508 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,907 Mm. 509 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:51,963 That one little sin changed everything. 510 00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:54,133 Yeah. 511 00:27:54,134 --> 00:27:57,586 Two sins, actually. She was married. 512 00:27:57,587 --> 00:27:59,880 Oh, right. 513 00:27:59,882 --> 00:28:02,090 [INHALES DEEPLY] 514 00:28:02,093 --> 00:28:06,144 I'm not complaining. [CHUCKLES] You know? 515 00:28:06,146 --> 00:28:07,739 [SIGHS] 516 00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:10,816 A new Messiah was chosen. 517 00:28:10,817 --> 00:28:13,393 My son. 518 00:28:13,394 --> 00:28:16,413 A better one by all accounts. 519 00:28:16,415 --> 00:28:18,583 Humperdoo? 520 00:28:20,236 --> 00:28:21,660 I heard he was, like... 521 00:28:21,662 --> 00:28:23,319 Incredible. 522 00:28:23,321 --> 00:28:25,905 My father's favorite. 523 00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:30,344 A true unblemished innocent. 524 00:28:33,098 --> 00:28:35,840 In the end, God knew best... 525 00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:38,102 - [COUGHS] - ...as always. 526 00:28:38,104 --> 00:28:40,179 [LAUGHING] 527 00:28:40,181 --> 00:28:43,682 [LAUGHING] 528 00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:45,342 - What? - Yeah. 529 00:28:45,344 --> 00:28:48,595 [BIRD CALLS] 530 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:50,781 Look, I know he's your dad and all, 531 00:28:50,784 --> 00:28:53,651 but God's an asshole. 532 00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,952 Don't say that. 533 00:28:58,106 --> 00:28:59,815 I mean... 534 00:28:59,817 --> 00:29:02,125 Don't say that. 535 00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:07,374 All right, come on. 536 00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:09,333 [HORN HONKS] 537 00:29:09,335 --> 00:29:11,844 Cassidy, let's go! 538 00:29:13,663 --> 00:29:16,214 [GLASSES CLINKING, PLEASURABLE MOANING] 539 00:29:16,217 --> 00:29:18,834 [POUNDING] 540 00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:22,336 I think they're going to break my bedroom. 541 00:29:22,338 --> 00:29:24,648 I should help Jesse. 542 00:29:24,651 --> 00:29:26,799 It's the right thing to do. 543 00:29:26,801 --> 00:29:28,560 [LIQUID POURS] 544 00:29:28,563 --> 00:29:31,637 I mean, Tulip's never gonna love me. 545 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,566 Not like that, anyway. 546 00:29:33,567 --> 00:29:35,785 [POUNDING, MOANING CONTINUE] 547 00:29:37,904 --> 00:29:40,189 - I should go and help him, right? - [GLASS SHATTERS] 548 00:29:40,191 --> 00:29:42,190 - It's up to you. - That's right. 549 00:29:42,192 --> 00:29:43,942 That's free will. 550 00:29:43,943 --> 00:29:46,193 Free will says I can change. 551 00:29:46,195 --> 00:29:49,030 Free will says I don't have to be the selfish arsehole 552 00:29:49,032 --> 00:29:50,583 that no one believes in. 553 00:29:50,585 --> 00:29:53,845 I get to decide whether I wanna be the hero here or not. 554 00:29:55,714 --> 00:29:59,499 Just like Han Solo, you know? 555 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,094 Luke's my friend and he's in trouble, 556 00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:05,763 and I don't give a shit about a chestful of Rebel gold. 557 00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:09,384 I'm gonna turn around, and I'm gonna help blow up that Death Star. 558 00:30:09,385 --> 00:30:11,845 You know what I'm talking about. 559 00:30:11,846 --> 00:30:15,157 ♪♪ 560 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,018 Do you know "Star Wars"? 561 00:30:18,019 --> 00:30:20,371 - Moving pictures... - Uh-huh. 562 00:30:20,373 --> 00:30:24,616 ...are an affront to Allah, Effendi. 563 00:30:24,618 --> 00:30:26,067 Right. 564 00:30:26,069 --> 00:30:30,381 ♪♪ 565 00:30:30,383 --> 00:30:32,368 Han would help. 566 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,241 - [HORN HONKS] - Maybe he isn't coming. 567 00:30:34,243 --> 00:30:35,552 TULIP: Oh, please. He's comin'. 568 00:30:35,555 --> 00:30:38,204 [GRUNTS] 569 00:30:38,207 --> 00:30:39,390 Whoa! 570 00:30:39,392 --> 00:30:41,967 All right, all right. 571 00:30:41,969 --> 00:30:43,894 [COUGHS] 572 00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:45,730 Mm. [SNORTS] 573 00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:51,402 [SIGHS] 574 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:55,323 - You wanna go in and... - No. 575 00:30:58,227 --> 00:31:00,076 If he wants to mope around, feelin' guilty, 576 00:31:00,078 --> 00:31:02,488 well, then let him, okay? 577 00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:05,156 Me and Jesus are gonna have some serious... 578 00:31:05,159 --> 00:31:06,991 [ENGINE STARTS] 579 00:31:06,993 --> 00:31:09,653 [LAUGHS] 580 00:31:09,654 --> 00:31:12,664 [ENGINE REVS] 581 00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:20,666 ♪♪ 582 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,792 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 583 00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,096 Whoa! 584 00:31:27,097 --> 00:31:29,756 Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-ah! [LAUGHING] 585 00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:31,776 Walkin' the Earth, baby. 586 00:31:31,778 --> 00:31:38,782 ♪♪ 587 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:49,125 [POPPING MOUTH] 588 00:32:01,193 --> 00:32:03,289 Aw, man. 589 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:05,643 It's gonna be so cool. 590 00:32:06,645 --> 00:32:08,502 Walkin' the Earth. 591 00:32:08,505 --> 00:32:10,221 [INHALES SHARPLY] So much fun. 592 00:32:10,223 --> 00:32:13,049 Do what we want. 593 00:32:13,051 --> 00:32:15,819 Like what? What are we gonna do? 594 00:32:15,821 --> 00:32:18,512 I dunno. 595 00:32:18,515 --> 00:32:20,515 Get high. 596 00:32:20,517 --> 00:32:22,392 Watch TV. 597 00:32:22,394 --> 00:32:25,069 Play mini golf. 598 00:32:25,071 --> 00:32:26,747 Rob a bank. 599 00:32:30,169 --> 00:32:34,695 ♪♪ 600 00:32:34,698 --> 00:32:36,807 - Everybody, on the floor! - [GUN COCKS] 601 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,500 This is a stickup. 602 00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:43,087 Any one of y'all moves, and all y'all's guts'll hit the walls. 603 00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:44,705 Good. 604 00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:47,493 I got the vault. You watch the door, okay? 605 00:32:47,497 --> 00:32:48,926 Got it. 606 00:32:48,929 --> 00:32:50,929 You heard my friend. 607 00:32:50,931 --> 00:32:55,768 Nobody move, or the guts will be painted on the wall. 608 00:32:55,769 --> 00:32:58,010 [GUN COCKS] 609 00:32:58,012 --> 00:33:00,387 - Jesus? - No talking. 610 00:33:00,390 --> 00:33:02,273 - I have to pee. - I said no... 611 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:04,017 - [GUNSHOT] - Aah! Aah! 612 00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:07,203 Jesus, you shot me. 613 00:33:07,205 --> 00:33:12,951 ♪♪ 614 00:33:12,952 --> 00:33:15,313 Or you... you could just be lookout. 615 00:33:22,221 --> 00:33:25,913 We are not goin' back, if that's what you're thinkin'. 616 00:33:25,915 --> 00:33:28,392 No Goddamn way. 617 00:33:30,395 --> 00:33:32,805 I didn't say anything. 618 00:33:32,807 --> 00:33:40,807 ♪♪ 619 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,906 [SIGN CREAKS] 620 00:33:43,910 --> 00:33:46,818 [LAUGHS] Ah! 621 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:53,416 ♪♪ 622 00:33:53,419 --> 00:33:55,586 Champagne? 623 00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:58,404 I'll be back, my beloved. 624 00:33:58,406 --> 00:34:06,003 ♪♪ 625 00:34:06,006 --> 00:34:08,248 Well? 626 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,766 - Hi. - [CHUCKLES] 627 00:34:09,768 --> 00:34:12,126 "Dazzling and new" is right. 628 00:34:12,128 --> 00:34:15,213 I thought you were gonna mess with the space-time continuum back there. 629 00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:17,440 I'm happy for the both of ya. 630 00:34:17,443 --> 00:34:19,684 ♪♪ 631 00:34:19,686 --> 00:34:21,519 You're still here. 632 00:34:21,521 --> 00:34:23,722 I thought you were on some sort of rescue mission. 633 00:34:23,724 --> 00:34:29,311 Yeah, well, I decided to take your advice, you know? 634 00:34:29,313 --> 00:34:32,313 ♪♪ 635 00:34:32,315 --> 00:34:33,565 [SETS GLASS DOWN] 636 00:34:33,567 --> 00:34:35,275 [SIGHS] 637 00:34:35,277 --> 00:34:38,036 ♪♪ 638 00:34:38,038 --> 00:34:40,130 Advice? 639 00:34:40,132 --> 00:34:42,298 Yeah. 640 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:46,827 You know, just about love and... 641 00:34:46,829 --> 00:34:49,289 rollin' the dice and all that, you know? 642 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:51,458 Yeah. 643 00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:54,144 Yeah, it's true. 644 00:34:54,146 --> 00:34:56,505 So, I got to ask, what's with the, uh... 645 00:34:56,507 --> 00:34:59,150 Jesus! What the? 646 00:34:59,152 --> 00:35:01,635 What? But you said you loved her. 647 00:35:01,637 --> 00:35:04,041 Indeed I do, friend. Indeed I do. 648 00:35:04,045 --> 00:35:06,356 So what in the hell did you do that for? 649 00:35:06,358 --> 00:35:08,867 She's a demon. 650 00:35:11,405 --> 00:35:18,242 ♪♪ 651 00:35:18,244 --> 00:35:19,744 [BOTH GRUNTING] 652 00:35:19,746 --> 00:35:21,672 Aah! 653 00:35:28,538 --> 00:35:31,181 [MEN GRUNTING] 654 00:35:31,184 --> 00:35:34,918 ♪♪ 655 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,503 Eugene. 656 00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:38,672 DISPATCH: 7-8-1. 657 00:35:38,673 --> 00:35:41,192 Eugene. It's all right. He's not dead. 658 00:35:41,193 --> 00:35:43,101 Come on. Let's go. 659 00:35:43,103 --> 00:35:45,436 ♪♪ 660 00:35:45,438 --> 00:35:49,440 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 661 00:35:49,443 --> 00:35:51,994 [ENGINE STARTS] 662 00:35:53,313 --> 00:35:55,206 [TIRES SCREECH] 663 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:58,608 ♪♪ 664 00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:00,543 POLICE OFFICER: Car 23 reporting. 665 00:36:00,545 --> 00:36:02,545 No sign of the suspect. 666 00:36:02,547 --> 00:36:04,623 ♪♪ 667 00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:06,865 Copy that, Unit 23. 668 00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:09,052 Units 6 and 14? 669 00:36:09,054 --> 00:36:10,887 ♪♪ 670 00:36:10,889 --> 00:36:12,539 CAR SIX: Uh, Unit 6 reporting. 671 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,373 Uh, negative. No sign. 672 00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:17,228 ♪♪ 673 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,137 Unit 14? 674 00:36:19,139 --> 00:36:22,548 ♪♪ 675 00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:24,735 Unit 14, do you copy? 676 00:36:24,737 --> 00:36:26,978 ♪♪ 677 00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:30,315 JESSE: This is Unit 14. No sign of him here, either. 678 00:36:30,317 --> 00:36:33,809 ♪♪ 679 00:36:33,811 --> 00:36:36,320 [SIREN WAILING] 680 00:36:36,322 --> 00:36:44,322 ♪♪ 681 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:52,170 ♪♪ 682 00:36:52,172 --> 00:36:55,349 Soon as we get out the city, we'll ditch the car. 683 00:36:55,351 --> 00:37:02,172 ♪♪ 684 00:37:02,173 --> 00:37:09,021 ♪♪ 685 00:37:09,023 --> 00:37:10,780 You okay back there? 686 00:37:10,782 --> 00:37:13,233 ♪♪ 687 00:37:13,235 --> 00:37:15,201 _ 688 00:37:15,204 --> 00:37:18,059 ♪♪ 689 00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:20,563 _ 690 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,061 _ 691 00:37:26,706 --> 00:37:28,539 Well... 692 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:31,376 ♪♪ 693 00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:33,452 ...I owed you that much, buddy. 694 00:37:33,454 --> 00:37:41,824 ♪♪ 695 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,034 _ 696 00:37:44,715 --> 00:37:46,632 - Oh! - [TIRES SCREECHING] 697 00:37:46,635 --> 00:37:53,157 ♪♪ 698 00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:54,824 [BIRD CAWS] 699 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:58,737 Sorry I'm not gonna make it to Vegas. 700 00:37:58,739 --> 00:38:01,789 - I hear it's fun. - It's a stinkin' shit hole. 701 00:38:04,077 --> 00:38:06,911 It's just this conference. 702 00:38:06,914 --> 00:38:09,746 In 2,000 years, it's pretty much 703 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:12,750 the only thing they've asked me to do. 704 00:38:12,753 --> 00:38:15,420 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 705 00:38:15,422 --> 00:38:19,331 Jesus doesn't wanna get into trouble. 706 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,835 [BIRD CAWS] 707 00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:24,599 It's not that. 708 00:38:24,672 --> 00:38:26,431 It's not that. 709 00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:29,193 [BIRD CAWS] 710 00:38:29,195 --> 00:38:33,197 It... Besides, it's better than toking dope and shooting people. 711 00:38:37,018 --> 00:38:39,952 Man, you are not what I expected. 712 00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:42,664 That's what my dad says. 713 00:38:45,043 --> 00:38:47,126 All right, listen to me. 714 00:38:48,713 --> 00:38:52,123 I don't need you to say it. 715 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:54,626 I just need you to know it. 716 00:38:54,628 --> 00:38:56,512 He's an asshole. 717 00:39:00,134 --> 00:39:02,300 [BIRD CAWS] 718 00:39:02,302 --> 00:39:07,380 ♪♪ 719 00:39:07,382 --> 00:39:08,806 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 720 00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:11,217 Hey! 721 00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:14,237 Just 'cause you're goin' back to do the responsible thing 722 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,572 or whatever doesn't mean I have to. 723 00:39:16,574 --> 00:39:18,576 That's right. That's right. 724 00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:22,820 You can do whatever you want, just like you said. 725 00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:25,657 That's true for all of us, isn't it? 726 00:39:25,659 --> 00:39:27,960 ♪♪ 727 00:39:27,961 --> 00:39:30,128 It's what makes it so hard. 728 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:34,407 ♪♪ 729 00:39:34,409 --> 00:39:36,592 [SIGHS] 730 00:39:36,594 --> 00:39:39,628 ♪♪ 731 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,664 [GROANS] 732 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:49,666 ♪♪ 733 00:39:51,610 --> 00:39:59,610 ♪♪ 734 00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:04,695 [BIRD CAWING] 735 00:40:04,697 --> 00:40:09,034 ♪♪ 736 00:40:09,036 --> 00:40:10,534 [SIGHS] 737 00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:12,402 [ENGINE STARTS] 738 00:40:12,405 --> 00:40:14,206 [ENGINE REVS] 739 00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:16,449 ["JOKER AND THE THIEF" PLAYS] 740 00:40:16,451 --> 00:40:24,451 ♪♪ 741 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:34,460 ♪♪ 742 00:40:36,471 --> 00:40:44,471 ♪♪ 743 00:40:46,481 --> 00:40:48,648 ♪♪ 744 00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:51,742 ♪ I said the joker is a wanted man ♪ 745 00:40:51,744 --> 00:40:54,913 ♪ He makes his way all across the land ♪ 746 00:40:54,914 --> 00:40:57,248 ♪ I see him siftin' through the sand ♪ 747 00:40:57,251 --> 00:40:58,916 ♪ So I'll tell you all the story ♪ 748 00:40:58,918 --> 00:41:02,086 ♪ 'Bout the joker and the thief in the night ♪ 749 00:41:02,088 --> 00:41:06,164 ♪♪ 750 00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,760 ♪ I see him siftin' through the sand ♪ 751 00:41:08,762 --> 00:41:10,427 ♪ So I'll tell you all the story ♪ 752 00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:11,929 ♪ 'Bout the joker and the thief ♪ 753 00:41:11,931 --> 00:41:13,590 ♪ I said I'll tell you all the story ♪ 754 00:41:13,592 --> 00:41:14,932 ♪ 'Bout the joker and the thief ♪ 755 00:41:14,934 --> 00:41:16,768 ♪ I said I'll tell you all 'bout ♪ 756 00:41:16,769 --> 00:41:19,846 ♪ The joker and the thief in the night ♪ 757 00:41:19,847 --> 00:41:23,534 ♪♪ 758 00:41:23,536 --> 00:41:25,110 - Where's Jesus? - [GLASS BREAKS] 759 00:41:25,112 --> 00:41:27,353 - [DEMON SCREAMS] - He went back. 760 00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,831 Oh. 761 00:41:30,523 --> 00:41:32,449 What is goin' on? 762 00:41:32,452 --> 00:41:34,286 Angel and a demon fighting. 763 00:41:34,289 --> 00:41:37,005 [GLASS BREAKS] 764 00:41:38,324 --> 00:41:39,590 Ready? 765 00:41:39,592 --> 00:41:40,867 Ready. 766 00:41:40,869 --> 00:41:45,130 [GLASS BREAKING, CLATTERING] 767 00:41:45,132 --> 00:41:46,722 [DEMON SCREAMS] 768 00:41:46,724 --> 00:41:54,724 ♪♪ 769 00:41:56,735 --> 00:42:04,735 ♪♪ 770 00:42:06,744 --> 00:42:13,157 ♪♪ 771 00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:16,402 I hope you haven't started the apocalypse without me. 772 00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:17,829 [HITLER, STARR LAUGH] 773 00:42:17,831 --> 00:42:20,757 'Course not, Holiness. 774 00:42:20,759 --> 00:42:23,168 Mr. Hitler... 775 00:42:23,170 --> 00:42:26,012 ♪♪ 776 00:42:26,014 --> 00:42:28,664 ...your reputation precedes you. 777 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:32,543 ♪♪ 778 00:42:32,545 --> 00:42:36,106 I won't shake your hand. I know what you've done. 779 00:42:36,108 --> 00:42:40,018 ♪♪ 780 00:42:40,019 --> 00:42:44,597 But, as the Redeemer, 781 00:42:44,599 --> 00:42:46,574 I will give you a hug. 782 00:42:47,619 --> 00:42:50,027 Ahh! 783 00:42:50,030 --> 00:42:52,030 [CHUCKLES] 784 00:42:52,039 --> 00:43:00,039 ♪♪ 785 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,876 Gentlemen... [CLEARS THROAT] 786 00:43:04,878 --> 00:43:06,786 STARR: [CLEARS THROAT] 787 00:43:06,788 --> 00:43:09,306 ♪♪ 788 00:43:09,307 --> 00:43:10,706 ...shall we begin? 789 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:12,416 Yeah. 790 00:43:12,418 --> 00:43:15,978 ♪♪ 791 00:43:15,981 --> 00:43:17,713 TULIP: You ever been to Australia? 792 00:43:17,715 --> 00:43:19,556 CASSIDY: No, but I hear it's right deadly. 793 00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:21,485 Yeah. Sharks, right? 794 00:43:21,487 --> 00:43:24,061 Mm-hmm. And spiders and snakes 795 00:43:24,063 --> 00:43:26,398 and bloody crocodiles, bats as big as eagles. 796 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,565 Koalas have chlamydia out there. Do you know that? 797 00:43:28,568 --> 00:43:30,309 It's like a bloody slaughterhouse. 798 00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:32,144 Seriously? Cool. 799 00:43:32,146 --> 00:43:37,074 ♪♪ 800 00:43:37,077 --> 00:43:40,503 [GROANING] 801 00:43:40,505 --> 00:43:48,505 ♪♪ 802 00:43:50,672 --> 00:43:52,746 [GRUNTS] 803 00:43:52,748 --> 00:43:55,876 _ 804 00:43:56,518 --> 00:43:58,693 _ 805 00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,340 [GROANS] 806 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:08,773 ♪♪ 807 00:44:08,775 --> 00:44:15,197 ♪♪ 808 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:24,452 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 49742

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