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THAT'S CRAZY. 8 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:39,186 WAIT, WAIT. 9 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,449 SLOW DOWN. 10 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:43,320 -WAIT. -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 11 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,802 -I FORGOT MY KEY. 12 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,198 -THIS IS A NICE AREA. 13 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:54,201 -RIGHT? 14 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,159 -DO YOU RENT? 15 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:59,902 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 16 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:02,252 -COME ON IN. 17 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:05,386 [ BEEPING ] 18 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:08,867 -IMPRESSIVE. -THANK YOU. 19 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:11,522 -WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DID AGAIN? 20 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,568 -INSIDER TRADINGS. 21 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,091 -JUST SO YOU KNOW, 22 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,440 I DON'T DO THIS THAT MUCH, LIKE, HARDLY EVER, 23 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,355 SO DON'T BE NERVOUS. -YEAH, YEAH. 24 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,750 -WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 25 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,708 -YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING? 26 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,797 BECAUSE I DON'T CARE. IT'S TOTALLY FINE. 27 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:27,277 -NO, NO, I WOULD NEVER -- I WOULD NEVER -- 28 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,670 -YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 29 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,541 -NO, I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON A -- 30 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:31,977 -SO, YOU HAVE A -- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 31 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:36,373 -NO, I DON'T. I WAS JUST -- I WANTED A SECOND. 32 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,158 -[ SIGHS ] 33 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,682 WHY DON'T WE HAVE SOME WINE? 34 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,988 I HAVE WINE. WANT SOME? 35 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:45,295 -YEAH. -OKAY. 36 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,526 -THIS IS A REALLY NICE PLACE. 37 00:02:58,526 --> 00:02:59,831 -THINK FAST. -WHAT? 38 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,224 -[ LAUGHS ] 39 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:04,445 -GOD. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 40 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:07,274 -A WINE PLACE. 41 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,232 -THIS IS LIKE AN $800 BOTTLE. 42 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:12,104 -WELL, THEN IT BETTER BE GOOD. 43 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:20,069 -WHOA. 44 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,462 JUST USE AN OPENER. 45 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,638 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 46 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:26,554 LET'S GET SOME GLASSES. 47 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,775 HEY, HEY. 48 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:34,779 THAT'S SOME REALLY EXPENSIVE WINE. 49 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,391 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOOD. 50 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:45,268 -OH, YEAH. -MM-HMM. 51 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,530 -THERE WE GO. 52 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,706 MMM. 53 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,056 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 54 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:53,668 -NOT USED TO... 55 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,638 -[ LAUGHS ] 56 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,771 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 57 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,381 -SHIT. 58 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:14,428 -[ LAUGHING ] 59 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:18,214 ARE YOU CRAZY? 60 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:21,783 WHAT? 61 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,220 -OH! 62 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:28,050 JESUS CHRIST. 63 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,052 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! 64 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,489 WE DON'T NEED TO SMASH EVERYTHING. 65 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:35,100 -I'M SO DRUNK. -REALLY? 66 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,974 I FEEL LIKE YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRINK ANYTHING. 67 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:47,330 -WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS? 68 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:00,082 -YOU'RE THE HOTTEST GIRL THAT HAS EVER SHOWN 69 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:02,214 AN INTEREST IN ME BEFORE. 70 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:05,914 ARE YOU LATINA? 71 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:08,743 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LATINA. 72 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:12,224 ♪♪ 73 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:17,229 SHIT. 74 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,944 [ SIGHS ] 75 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:43,299 ♪♪ 76 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:02,884 HELLO? 77 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,495 LADY? 78 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:14,374 CRAZY. 79 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,426 [ CHUCKLES ] 80 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:37,092 OKAY! 81 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:44,273 I'M JUST GONNA UBER SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT! 82 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:46,797 THANK YOU? 83 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,976 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 84 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,108 -FUCK YOU. 85 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:48,032 YEAH? -HEY. 86 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:51,514 PETER. HOW WAS THE FLIGHT? 87 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,081 -SHORT FLIGHT. WE DIDN'T CRASH. 88 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,605 REAL SUCCESS STORY. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 89 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,085 -GOOD. AND THE HOTEL'S GOOD? 90 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,913 EVERYBODY'S HAPPY WITH THE ACCOMMODATIONS? 91 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,654 -THEY'RE SUPER SWANK, MAN. 92 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,569 WHAT'S UP? 93 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,267 -I'M IN WILL'S HOUSE. 94 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,009 -I'M SORRY? 95 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,967 -I'M STANDING IN WILL'S KITCHEN. 96 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,274 I'M LOOKING AT WILL'S FAMILY PORTRAIT. 97 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:14,015 I DON'T -- I-I... 98 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:19,542 -OKAY, WELL, YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU'RE THERE. 99 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,631 -I-I -- AFTER YOU GUYS LEFT THE BANQUET, 100 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:24,765 I MET THIS GIRL, AND -- AND WE HAD DRINKS 101 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,462 AND -- AND IT WAS GOING REALLY WELL. 102 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:27,942 I THINK SHE -- I THINK SHE -- I THINK SHE LIKED ME. 103 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,987 AND THEN I WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE, 104 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:33,077 AND, UM, THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, IT'S NOT HER HOUSE. 105 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,558 It's, uh... 106 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,952 It's Will's house. 107 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,302 -WHERE IS SHE NOW? 108 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,651 Kevin. 109 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,436 -YOU KNOW, AT THE... 110 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:47,657 MOMENT, I DON'T... 111 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:50,486 -Kevin, where is she now? This is very important. 112 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,315 -I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. -No. Kevin -- 113 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,536 ♪♪ 114 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:11,159 -LADY! 115 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,336 HELLO? HELLO? 116 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,294 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 117 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,688 PETER. HELLO? 118 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:24,651 OH, FUCK. 119 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,653 HELLO-- OH, GOD. HELLO? 120 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,699 SHIT. OH, MY GOD. 121 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,048 OH, SHIT. 122 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:34,182 HEY, GET UP! 123 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,619 GET UP! OKAY, GET UP. 124 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,664 LET'S GO. WAKE UP. 125 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,579 COME ON. COME ON. 126 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,189 THERE YOU GO. OKAY. 127 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:43,365 OKAY. NOW WE'RE TALKING. 128 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,323 DID YOU TAKE SOME-- 129 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,890 DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING? 130 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,023 DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING? LOOK AT ME. HEY. 131 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,546 HEY! WAKE UP! 132 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,592 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 133 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,028 HEY, PETER. 134 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,551 -YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 135 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,597 -I'm sorry. I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE. 136 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,076 -OW. -THIS GIRL TOOK SOMETHING. 137 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,861 -WHAT'S HER NAME? -WHO CARES? 138 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,166 SHE NEEDS AN AMBULANCE. 139 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,299 -CALM DOWN. WHAT IS HER NAME? 140 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,517 -TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, PETER. 141 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,389 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HER NAME! 142 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,043 -WELL, WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? 143 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,175 -SHE'S LITTLE. SHE'S GOT BROWN HAIR. 144 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,569 SHE'S -- SHE'S -- SHE'S PRETTY. I THINK SHE'S A LATINA. 145 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:16,528 -IS SHE WEARING A RED DRESS? -She was. 146 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,573 WHY? 147 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,706 -Okay, we can't call 911. 148 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,273 -WHAT? -IS SHE STILL BREATHING? 149 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,623 -HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS WEARING A RED DRESS? 150 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,321 -IS SHE STILL FUCKING BREATHING, KEVIN? 151 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,975 -YES, SHE'S STILL BREATHING! 152 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,411 -Okay, listen to me. 153 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,848 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU STAYS BETWEEN US. 154 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,937 -OKAY. -Tell me that you understand 155 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,374 the severity of the situation. 156 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,550 This can't be shared with anyone. 157 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,074 -UH-HUH. YEAH. 158 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,597 -I'M SERIOUS, KEVIN. 159 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,947 NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS. -OF COURSE. 160 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,646 -ABOUT A YEAR AGO, THIS GIRL SEDUCED WILL. 161 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,561 WAS A HUGE MISTAKE, ONE-TIME THING. 162 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,215 He cut it off immediately, 163 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:54,175 but she became obsessed with him. 164 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:58,048 NOW, IF YOU CALL 911, THE PRESS IS GONNA GET WIND OF THIS. 165 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:01,051 WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, NOT THIS WEEK. 166 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,966 -WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? -Sit tight. 167 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,403 I'M GONNA SEND ONE OF OUR DOCTORS TO YOU. 168 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:09,451 IN THE MEANTIME, YOU GOT TO MAKE HER THROW UP. 169 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:12,236 -P-PETER, I'M N-NOT REALLY, UM, COMFORTABLE WITH THAT. 170 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:15,196 -I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH, KEVIN. 171 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,763 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 172 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,242 -OKAY. 173 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,896 BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE A LOT SIMPLER 174 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,332 IF I JUST TOOK HER TO THE HOSPITAL, THEN -- 175 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,551 Then they could do what they need to do? 176 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,553 -DR. NEWMAN CAN GET TO YOU 177 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,424 BEFORE YOU CAN GET TO A HOSPITAL. 178 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,599 -THE FOOT GUY?! 179 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,906 -Yes. He is a foot specialist. 180 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,995 He is also a real physician. 181 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,997 -O-- -Oh, Kevin? 182 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:36,260 -FINE. -One more thing. 183 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,871 THIS IS YOUR CLUSTERFUCK. 184 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:41,918 IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE IT, SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 185 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,576 -SHIT. 186 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,361 HERE WE GO. OKAY. 187 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,276 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 188 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:56,541 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS AS MUCH AS YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 189 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,195 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 190 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,371 UH... 191 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,726 THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO. 192 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:11,469 -[ GAGS ] -OH! 193 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,689 [ BOTH COUGH ] 194 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,779 [ BOTH VOMIT ] 195 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,826 -OKAY, YOU'RE DOING GOOD. 196 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:23,177 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 197 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,831 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] THAT FEEL BETTER? 198 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,180 THERE YOU GO. -I'M ALL BETTER. 199 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,617 -YOU'RE GOOD. GOOD. -I'M BETTER. 200 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:31,272 -HEY, DR. NEWMAN. -KEVIN, HELLO. 201 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,882 -IT TOOK A LITTLE TRYING. 202 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,537 BUT I GOT HER TO THROW UP, SO EVERYTHING'S GOOD. 203 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:36,886 -OH, YEAH. 204 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,933 YEAH, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT. 205 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,499 -WHAT? 206 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,414 -SO, HER BODY'S ALREADY ABSORBED WHATEVER SHE TOOK, 207 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:46,722 SO THAT DIDN'T REALLY HELP AT ALL. 208 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,071 -GREAT. 209 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,377 -OKAY, SO WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH HERE? 210 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,118 IS IT SLEEPING PILLS, PAINKILLERS? 211 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,250 WHAT DO WE GOT? 212 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,296 -I-I HAVE NO IDEA. -Okay. 213 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,950 Uh, look for an empty bottle. 214 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,909 It's probably somewhere close. -[ CRYING ] 215 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,215 -EMPTY BOTTLE. 216 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,738 -JUST LOOK ON THE FLOOR, 217 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,653 LOOK BEHIND THE TOILET, LOOK IN THE SHOWER. 218 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,133 Just look for that empty bottle. 219 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,699 -[ LAUGHS ] -YOU'LL BE JUST FINE. OKAY. 220 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,180 I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA LEAN YOU JUST LIKE THAT. 221 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,400 JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. -OH, NO. 222 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,054 -OKAY, DR. NEWMAN, I'M LOOKING. 223 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,056 -Kevin, just start breathing. You need to breathe. 224 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,014 -I'M BREATHING, I'M BREATHING, I'M... 225 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,755 BREATHING. HOW ARE YOU? 226 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,191 -OH, WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 227 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,019 TODAY I WENT TO THE CIRCUS WITH MY DAUGHTER. 228 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,239 -OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A -- I GOT IT! 229 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,545 IT'S XANAX. -AH, BINGO! 230 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,851 WE GOT A WINNER. 231 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,200 OKAY, WHAT'S THE DOSAGE? 232 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,246 -.5 MILLIGRAMS. 233 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,422 -Ugh. And the bottle's empty? 234 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,250 -YEP. TOTALLY -- TOTALLY -- TOTALLY EMPTY. 235 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,078 -OKAY. SIT TIGHT. 236 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,297 I'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES. -OKAY. 237 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,559 -You know what? Hang on a second. 238 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,691 I'm gonna sing you a little song. 239 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,867 -OKAY. -It's gonna help. Ready? 240 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,392 ♪ I AM PROUD OF YOU, KEVIN ♪ 241 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,786 ♪ I am proud of you when you are sleeping ♪ 242 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,832 -OKAY. OKAY. I'M -- I'M GONNA HANG UP, DOCTOR. 243 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,964 -Okay, great. 244 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,539 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 245 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:09,065 -HI. DOCTOR, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I AM SO -- SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. 246 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,545 -LEAD THE WAY. LEAD THE WAY. -SHE'S -- SHE'S UPSTAIRS. 247 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,242 OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, T-THIS IS NOT HOW 248 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,983 I THOUGHT T-THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN, YOU KNOW. 249 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:17,073 -GOD. DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING? -SORRY. 250 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,901 -WE WERE IN THE BATHROOM. I DON'T KNOW IF -- 251 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,772 IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAN HER UP LIKE THAT, BUT I DID. 252 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,992 -OH. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO. 253 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,168 -SHE THREW UP A BUNCH, AND... -YEAH, YEAH. 254 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,822 OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO. 255 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,563 I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE KITCHEN, MAKE A POT OF COFFEE, 256 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,871 POUR A MUG 3/4 FULL, THEN YOU FILL THE REST WITH WHISKEY, 257 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,743 AND YOU NEED LIKE A TEASPOON OF BROWN SUGAR IN IT, ALL RIGHT? 258 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,963 -YOU WANT ME TO MAKE AN IRISH COFFEE? 259 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:41,706 -WHIPPED CREAM WOULD BE FANTASTIC. 260 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,231 GO. 261 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,756 SHE'S GOT GREAT FEET. 262 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:51,020 ♪♪ 263 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,510 [ WHIPPED CREAM CAN HISSES ] 264 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,516 OKAY. SHE'S DOING OKAY. 265 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,822 SHE'S DOING OKAY. -HERE'S YOUR IRISH COFFEE. 266 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,433 -THAT'S FOR YOU. 267 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,217 ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET. 268 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,958 NORMALLY I'D ATTACH A HEART MONITOR, 269 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,307 BUT SINCE THAT'S NOT AN OPTION, 270 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,092 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO KEEP HER AWAKE. 271 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,530 -KEEP HER AWAKE? WHAT HAPPENS IF SHE FALLS ASLEEP? 272 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,445 -WELL, THEN HER BRAIN WILL STOP SENDING THE SIGNAL TO HER LUNGS 273 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,534 THAT SHE NEEDS TO BREATHE. 274 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,144 BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO 275 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,278 WORRY ABOUT THAT, DO WE? 276 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,280 -W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 277 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,498 -I'M GOING HOME. 278 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,805 DRINK UP. 279 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:41,766 -W-WAIT, DOCTOR. 280 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,160 -FUCK. 281 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,466 -YOU'RE LEAVING? 282 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,946 -YOU GOT TO GIVE HER A COLD SHOWER, 283 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,513 POUR SOME REGULAR COFFEE -- -YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 284 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,211 -LISTEN, SHE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE CONFUSED AT FIRST. 285 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,603 -THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION. -JUST ASK HER NAME. 286 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,214 I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT MORT STEVENS. 287 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,216 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? ASK HER WHERE SHE IS, 288 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,695 WHO SHE IS, WHO'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, 289 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,045 ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF. 290 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,655 -I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP HERE. 291 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004 -LISTEN, LISTEN, YOU JUST GOT TO KEEP HER AWAKE ALL NIGHT. 292 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,397 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, OKAY? 293 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,094 YOU GOT THIS. 294 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,401 THAT'S A FIST BUMP. YOU FAILED. 295 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,229 ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK. 296 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,753 -C-COME ON, WE -- B-- 297 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,842 FUCKING FOOT GUY. 298 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,976 ♪♪ 299 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,550 -NO. -YES. 300 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,900 -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. -YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. 301 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,599 -NO, NO, NO, NO. [ COUGHS ] 302 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,035 -NO, NO, NO, NOT IN THE BATH, NOT IN THE BATH. 303 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,472 THAT'S A DROWNING PLACE. THAT'S A DROWNING PLACE. 304 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,821 OKAY. COME ON. 305 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,956 THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO. 306 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,263 THERE YOU GO. GOOD GIRL. 307 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,699 ALL RIGHT. 308 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,701 [ WATER RUNNING ] 309 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,269 -[ SCREAMS ] 310 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,493 -SIT, SIT, SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. SIT. 311 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,365 NO, NO, NO, DON'T GO OUT OF THE SHOWER. 312 00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,409 GET IN THE SHOWER. 313 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,281 SIT. 314 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,673 SIT DOWN. 315 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,807 OH. 316 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,818 HEY. HEAD UP. 317 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,907 DRINK IT. 318 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,387 -NO. 319 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,692 -DRINK THE COFFEE. 320 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,303 -I DON'T WANT THE COFFEE. -TOUGH SHIT. 321 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:27,176 DRINK THE COFFEE. 322 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:31,137 I'M SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS. 323 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,749 PROBABLY BE GOOD IF I KNEW YOUR NAME AT THIS POINT. 324 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,015 -WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 325 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,843 -I DON'T REMEMBER IT. 326 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,801 -YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME? YOU HAVE AMNESIA? 327 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,412 -DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 328 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,066 -NO, THAT'S WHY I JUST ASKED YOU TWO SECONDS AGO. 329 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:51,287 -WELL, THEN YOU'RE VERY ROMANTIC 'CAUSE WE JUST HAD SEX. 330 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,637 -OH, YOU REMEMBER THAT? 331 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:56,727 -BARELY. BARELY. 332 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,252 -THAT'S FUNNY. DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 333 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,992 -YEP. 334 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,733 FERNANDO. 335 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,170 -WHAT? 336 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,389 -FERNANDO. -DO I LOOK LIKE A FERNANDO? 337 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,564 -YOU ARE SO RACIST. 338 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,870 -HOW IS THAT RACIST? 339 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,698 -BECAUSE YOU COULD BE A FERNANDO. 340 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,092 -I'VE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED WITH A FERNANDO BEFORE. 341 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,441 -YOU'RE A RACIST. -I'M A RACIST? 342 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,660 -YOU'RE A RACIST. -OKAY. 343 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,966 DRINK YOUR COFFEE. 344 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:21,448 -I HAD SEX WITH A RACIST. 345 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,798 ADD IT TO THE LIST. 346 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,030 -MADELINE PARKER. 347 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,294 -THAT'S A GOOD NAME. 348 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,947 THAT'S A PRETTY NAME. 349 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,907 -WELL, IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU, I GUESS. 350 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,517 I'M KEVIN. 351 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,171 -[ LAUGHS ] 352 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,955 I KNOW YOU'RE CONFUSED RIGHT NOW 353 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:54,437 AND THAT THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF BEING THROWN AT YOU. 354 00:18:54,437 --> 00:19:00,051 BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY THE FUCK WE ARE IN MY BOSS'S HOUSE. 355 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,097 -EXCUSE ME, KEVIN, 356 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,405 BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 357 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:11,541 AND I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FOGGY, SO... 358 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:17,330 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU OR WHATEVER YOU ARE -- 359 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,983 -OKAY. 360 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,290 WELL, WHEN EVERYTHING CLEARS UP UP THERE FOR YOU, 361 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,596 WE ARE GONNA HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. 362 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,988 HEY. 363 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:28,471 HEY! 364 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,561 I'M SORRY THAT I'M GONNA -- GET THE FUCK UP. 365 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:32,823 -OW! 366 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,043 -GOD DAMN IT. 367 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,566 YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. 368 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,002 -I AM SO SLEEPY. 369 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,613 -YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE SLEEPY. 370 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,658 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SWALLOW ALL THAT XANAX. 371 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,400 -TWO QUICK MINUTES AND I PROMISE I WON'T DIE. 372 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,141 -YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT. 373 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,534 -RIGHT. YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN? 374 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,578 -WHAT? NO. 375 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,232 -I KNOW THAT LOOK. -NO. 376 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,713 -YOU'RE TENACIOUS. -NOT INTERESTED. 377 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:58,675 -YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER, EVER WANTED TO FUCK A STARFISH? 378 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:02,462 -THIS IS THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE THING I'VE SEEN YOU DO. 379 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,464 UGH. 380 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,295 OKAY. 381 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,645 LET'S TALK. 382 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,255 YOU HAVE ANY PETS? 383 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,518 -WOW. THAT IS A BORING INTRO. 384 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,303 -WHAT? YOU GOT A CAT? -I GOT A DOG. 385 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,782 -YOU HAVE A DOG? -YEAH. 386 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,567 -WHAT'S HIS NAME? -HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A HE? 387 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,699 -OKAY, WHAT'S HER NAME? -IT'S A HE. 388 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,788 -OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR MALE DOG'S NAME? 389 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,399 -FERNANDO. 390 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:29,663 -THE DOG'S NAME IS FERNANDO. -[ CHUCKLES ] 391 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,491 -WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 392 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,667 -MY MOM'S VAGINA. -AND WHERE WAS 393 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,060 YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA LOCATED WHEN YOU DROPPED OUT OF IT? 394 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,714 -SHITSVILLE, OHIO. 395 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:40,282 -SHITSVILLE, OHIO? IS THERE A SIX FLAGS NEAR THERE? 396 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,719 -YEAH. 397 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,026 I GUESS. 398 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,942 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 399 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,465 -BORN AND RAISED HERE. 400 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,119 -[ LAUGHS ] 401 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,165 -WHAT? 402 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,210 -YOU'RE FANCY. 403 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,386 -THAT'S FANCY? -YEAH. 404 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,735 -EVERYONE FROM ALLEN HAS MONEY? 405 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,476 -YEAH. 406 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,999 -YOU KNOW THAT STEREOTYPE IS BULLSHIT, RIGHT? 407 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,914 -OKAY, YEAH, YOU'RE FROM THE GHETTO. 408 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,568 -NOT FROM THE GHETTO OR THE SLUMS. 409 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,091 -YOU'VE SEEN SOME REAL SHIT? -IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 410 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,658 I'M JUST SAYING -- -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 411 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:14,142 -THERE'S A LOT OF ECONOMIC DIVERSITY IN ALLEN. 412 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:18,233 WHAT DO YOU DO? 413 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,321 -WOW! 414 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,541 -WHAT DO YOU DO? 415 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,716 -PERSONAL ARCHITECT. 416 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:23,760 -YOU'RE A PERSONAL ARCHITECT? 417 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,719 -I'M A PERSONAL. 418 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,286 -WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 419 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,374 -BODY PAINTING. 420 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,549 -YOU'RE A BODY PAINTER? 421 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:30,724 -I PAINT BODIES. 422 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:31,855 -WHAT IS YOUR JOB? 423 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,597 -I'M A BARTENDER. 424 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,339 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 425 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:42,344 I SERVE OVERPRICED DRINKS TO TOWNIES LIKE YOU. 426 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,999 -JUST 'CAUSE I LIVE HERE, THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME A TOWNIE. 427 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,697 -OKAY. 428 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,830 WHAT DO YOU DO? WAIT. 429 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,789 LET ME GUESS. 430 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,401 ASPIRING ACTRESS. 431 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,230 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT GOOD. 432 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:04,584 -I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I WORK FOR. 433 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,890 -[ SCOFFS ] 434 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,457 FUCK IT. 435 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,632 THIS IS TOO AWKWARD FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 436 00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:13,419 -THIS IS THE MOST INFURIATING. 437 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,773 TIME TO EXERCISE! 438 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:22,123 -OW! MY LUNGS! YOU IDIOT! 439 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:23,733 -HERE WE GO. -THAT REALLY HURTS. 440 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:27,215 -I'M SORRY, BUT WE GOT TO WORK OUT. 441 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,305 OKAY, WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WALK. 442 00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,133 ALL RIGHT. JUST WALK. 443 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,439 THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST KEEP YOURSELF -- 444 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,744 -OH, MY GOD. 445 00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,442 IS THAT YOUR TOENAIL? -I'M SORRY. 446 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:39,532 IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I -- -YOUR TALONS. 447 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,751 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 448 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,927 -CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND? JUST PLEASE KEEP WALKING. 449 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,234 HEY. -How's it going there, champ? 450 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:47,583 -YOU KNOW, I THINK, UH, PRETTY GOOD. 451 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,107 EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE UNDER CONTROL. 452 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,631 SHIT. -WHOA. 453 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,110 OH, NO. 454 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,503 -Kevin? 455 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,461 -YOU ARE SO DUMB. -Kevin, what is that? 456 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:56,592 -HUH? 457 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,507 WHAT? HERE WE GO. 458 00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,553 -What was that? -YOU HURT MY RIB, YOU IDIOT! 459 00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,598 -Huh? -[ COUGHS ] 460 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,600 -Kevin, you have to talk to me now. 461 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,254 Talk to me now, son. -OH, GOD. 462 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:08,648 -What was that? -OH, GOD. 463 00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:13,130 -OH, NOTHING, UH, A PLATE FELL AND IT'S MAKING ME COUGH. 464 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,393 -A PLATE FELL. 465 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,133 A PLATE FELL, HE SAYS. 466 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,659 -OKAY, PLEASE DON'T WRECK COACH'S HOUSE. 467 00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:21,182 -I WON'T, PETER. 468 00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,402 -HEY, FUCK YOU, PETER! 469 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,142 GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU DICKBAG! 470 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,492 -SHUT UP. 471 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,015 -[ HOCKS ] THAT'S FOR YOU. 472 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,843 -WE -- WE GOT TO KEEP HER UNDER CONTROL, KEVIN. 473 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,105 -You're dumb! 474 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,280 -SHUT THE FUCK UP. 475 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,282 YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE. 476 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,849 -YOU'RE A DICKHOLE! 477 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,024 -What is she saying? 478 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:39,287 -She says you're a dickhole. 479 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:43,334 -ALL RIGHT, WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S FEELING BETTER, RIGHT? 480 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:45,554 -YEAH, I THINK SHE REALLY TURNED A CORNER. 481 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:48,731 -ALL RIGHT, WELL, KEEP ME POSTED, OKAY? 482 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,690 -HAVE YOU MENTIONED ANYTHING TO WILL ABOUT THIS? 483 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,735 -NO, I'M GONNA DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 484 00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:56,173 -IF YOU COULD MAYBE JUST, UM, REITERATE TO HIM WHEN YOU DO 485 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,480 HOW MUCH I RESPECT HIM AND -- AND -- AND I WOULD NEVER WANT 486 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,351 TO GET INVOLVED IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE, OF COURSE. 487 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:03,354 -LOOK, TAKE IT EASY. 488 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,226 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 489 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,882 RIGHT NOW, WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP A LID ON THIS. 490 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:12,407 DON'T LET HER TALK TO ANYONE AND DON'T LET HER LEAVE. 491 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:14,148 -THAT MIGHT BE A BIT OF A CHALLENGE. 492 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:16,280 -I KNOW YOU NEVER HAD SEX, PETER. 493 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,543 [ CHUCKLES ] 494 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:20,067 I KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN, PETER! 495 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,373 -Okay, buddy, look, 496 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:24,158 YOU'RE REALLY SAVING WILL'S ASS ON THIS. 497 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,073 WE'RE NOT GONNA FORGET ABOUT YOU. 498 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,945 I'M GONNA BE ON THE FIRST PLANE OUT OF L.A.X. IN THE MORNING. 499 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:31,774 I SHOULD BE DOWN THERE AT 7:00 A.M. TO RELIEVE YOU. 500 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:32,906 -OKAY. 501 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,778 I WON'T LET ANYBODY DOWN. 502 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:42,829 -WHAT? 503 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,571 -SO YOU KNOW PETER? 504 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,660 -I KNOW APETER. -CAN WE HAVE JUST, 505 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,618 LIKE, A NORMAL CONVERSATION FOR TWO SECONDS? 506 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,533 I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND WILL. 507 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,496 -I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE. 508 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,325 -YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE. 509 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,110 IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. 510 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:06,069 -THANK YOU. 511 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,770 WHAT'D HE TELL YOU? 512 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,119 -YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING. 513 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,730 THAT YOU GUYS HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND 514 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:17,820 AND THAT YOU GOT ALL CRAZY AND OBSESSIVE. 515 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,518 SO TYPICAL. 516 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:24,218 YOU THINK HE WOULD REALLY LEAVE HIS WIFE AND KIDS FOR... 517 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,176 -FOR WHAT? 518 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,962 FOR WHAT? I'M INTERESTED. 519 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,572 I'M GENUINELY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. 520 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:31,791 -NOTHING. -FOR WHAT? 521 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:32,922 -NOTHING. -FOR WHAT? 522 00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,271 SOME CRAZY SLUT YOU TAKE HOME 523 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,709 FOR A CHEAP FUCK? -THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 524 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,362 -ISN'T THAT WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT? 525 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,540 ISN'T THAT WHAT HAPPENED? 526 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,760 -TONIGHT YOU... 527 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,980 YOU TOOK ME HOME. 528 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,464 -AND WITH THAT, I'M LEAVING. -WHERE YOU GOING? COME ON. 529 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:54,857 NO, COME ON. 530 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:57,556 LET'S JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND AND TALK. 531 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,298 -RELAX?! 532 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,604 -I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE. 533 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,432 -WHERE IS MY DRESS? -I DON'T KNOW. 534 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,652 WE TOOK IT OFF IN, LIKE, A BIG RUSH. 535 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:07,957 -TURN AROUND. 536 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,524 TURN AROUND, YOU PERV! GOD! 537 00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,744 -OKAY, I SAW IT ALL ANYWAY LIKE AN HOUR AGO. 538 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:12,745 -YEAH, AND THEN I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF. 539 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,485 YOU DO THE MATH. 540 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:16,618 -THAT'S NOT WHY YOU TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF. COME ON. 541 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,839 -OH, YOU KNOW WHY? YOU KNOW WHY? 542 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,971 -I'VE NEVER GOTTEN, YOU KNOW, THAT BAD OF A RESPONSE. 543 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,713 -SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 544 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,629 ZIPPER. -I DON'T THINK THAT YOU SHOULD 545 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,326 DRIVE A CAR REALLY. -ZIPPER! 546 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,198 -YOU TOOK ENOUGH DRUGS TO TAKE DOWN AN ELEPHANT. 547 00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:34,027 -I APPRECIATE THE COMPARISON. -I'M JUST SAYING, 548 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,463 YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY? 549 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,073 -IT'S A DODGE NEON. 550 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,727 IT DOESN'T EXACTLY QUALIFY AS HEAVY MACHINERY. 551 00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,599 -ANYTHING THAT'S GOT FOUR WHEELS AND A MOTOR LIKE THAT, 552 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,035 THAT'S HEAVY MACHINERY. -YOU KNOW WHAT? 553 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,472 COULD YOU JUST -- FUCK! 554 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,868 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 555 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:50,609 I AM FINE. -I DIDN'T SAY -- 556 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,045 -I AM FINE. I AM FINE. -I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 557 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,700 YOU TRY HOPPING AROUND ON ONE HEEL. 558 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,876 -I JUST -- I-I DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S WHY YOU FELL. 559 00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:59,313 -"I-I-I-I-I-I." 560 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:00,793 STUPID IDIOT. 561 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:03,273 -I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW -- -WHERE'S MY BRA? 562 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:05,798 WHERE IS MY BRA? 563 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,675 -I'M SERIOUS. 564 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,155 I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE. 565 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:18,898 -SHUT UP. 566 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,074 IT'S BEEN REAL, KEV. 567 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:24,077 -YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 568 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,253 -HIGH-FIVE? -I'M SERIOUS. 569 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:27,515 -AND I'M LEAVING. 570 00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:31,127 GET THE -- YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY. 571 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:34,391 ♪♪ 572 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,918 -HOLD ON. 573 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:47,666 I WON'T LET YOU. 574 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,451 -KEVIN. 575 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:53,802 PLEASE DON'T GET OBSESSED. 576 00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:55,674 IT'S JUST A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 577 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:01,070 YOU KNOW -- 578 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,681 -DAMN IT, KEVIN, WHAT'S SO BAD IF SHE LICKS YOU? 579 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,117 HEY! 580 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,075 I WILL CALL THE COPS. DO YOU HEAR ME? 581 00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,598 -DO WHATEVER YOU GOT TO DO, DUDE. 582 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,992 -I AM SERIOUS. DON'T GET IN THE CAR. PLEASE. 583 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:12,038 I'M BEGGING YOU. I WAS TOLD TO KEEP YOU HERE. 584 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:16,303 REALLY, I-I-I'M RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS HERE. PLEASE. 585 00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,174 PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU, DO NOT PUT THOSE KEYS IN THE IGNITION. 586 00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:19,915 PLEASE DO NOT PUT THOSE KEYS IN THE IGNITION. 587 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,482 DON'T START THE CAR. DON'T START THE CAR! 588 00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:22,788 PLEASE! DON'T PUT IT IN REVERSE! 589 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,093 I AM BEGGING YOU! DO NOT BACK 590 00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:26,400 OUT OF THIS DRIVEWAY! -DUDE, LET GO! 591 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,662 -PLEASE. I CAN HELP YOU. 592 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:28,968 -LET GO! -I'M SERIOUS. 593 00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,273 PLEASE JUST GET OUT OF THE CAR. 594 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,361 -YOU ASKED FOR IT. 595 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,623 -PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU. 596 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:34,495 EVERYTHING THAT -- 597 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,105 OH! 598 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:38,064 -YOU ASKED FOR IT! 599 00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:40,066 -OH! 600 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:43,634 OH, MY GOD! MY EYES! 601 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:46,333 -GOD DAMN IT. 602 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,814 -I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU! 603 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:52,165 THIS ENTIRE TIME! 604 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:54,558 -I SAID TO LET GO. 605 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:57,344 -OH! AH! 606 00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:59,955 -JUST GET UP. -OH, GOD! 607 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:00,956 -JUST... 608 00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,349 -IT FEELS BAD. 609 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:05,221 IT FEELS LIKE IT'S REALLY BAD. -COME ON. 610 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:07,180 I GOT TO GO, SO LET'S JUST -- -IT BURNS SO BAD. 611 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,790 -OKAY, YOU GOT TO STOP HUNCHING. 612 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,010 -I DON'T WANT TO GET HIT IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A CORNER. 613 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:14,187 -IT WAS -- OKAY. 614 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,842 ALL RIGHT. JUST HOLD ON. OH, MY GOD. 615 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:20,106 -OH, GOD. 616 00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:21,716 OH, MAN, IT BURNS SO BAD. 617 00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:23,979 -WELL... 618 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:25,981 -I'M GONNA HAVE TO WEAR TWO EYE PATCHES TO WORK. 619 00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:28,418 -NOBODY WEARS TWO EYE PATCHES. DON'T DO THAT. 620 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:30,246 -I THINK I CAUGHT MY CORNEAS ON THE BLADES OF GRASS. 621 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,248 -WELL, THEN WHY'D YOU RUB YOUR EYES IN IT? 622 00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:33,510 -TO GET THE BURNING -- 623 00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:35,034 I CAN'T OPEN -- 624 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,426 -DID -- DID IT WORK? -I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES. 625 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,689 IT BURNS MY -- IT BURNS MY EYES. -OH, NO. 626 00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:41,344 OH, NO. LET'S DO THIS. -DOES IT LOOK BAD? 627 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:44,957 -[ LAUGHING ] -DOES IT LOOK REALLY BAD? 628 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,219 DOES IT LOOK BAD? 629 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,438 BECAUSE I HAVE TO -- -IT -- 630 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,789 -DOES IT LOOK CRAZY? 631 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,661 -YES. 632 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,315 IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD. IT'S OKAY. 633 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:58,492 WHAT? 634 00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:01,843 NO, NO, NO. NO. 635 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,149 HEY! -HEY, WHAT? 636 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,368 -HEY! -AH! 637 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,718 [ GROANS ] 638 00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:10,199 AH! STOP IT. -GIVE ME THE KEYS. 639 00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,853 GIVE ME THE KEYS. GIVE ME THE KEYS. 640 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,595 -OW! OH! -STEPPED ON YOUR FOOT. 641 00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:18,860 -I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE SINK AND WASH YOU LIKE A LITTLE BABY. 642 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:22,951 GET READY. 643 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:26,128 -AHH! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! 644 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:29,001 [ DISHES CLATTER ] 645 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:32,352 ♪♪ 646 00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:39,054 FUCK! 647 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:44,712 YOU ASSHOLE! 648 00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:45,844 -WHERE YOU DRIVING? WAIT. 649 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,934 EASY. 650 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,500 OW! 651 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,633 OH! 652 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:55,375 I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE. -FUCK! 653 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,594 -THERE'S, LIKE, POISON OAK, COYOTES, 654 00:30:57,594 --> 00:31:00,815 I HEARD THERE'S A MOUNTAIN LION, LIKE TICKS AND STUFF. 655 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:04,427 OH! 656 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,430 YOU WANT TO -- YOU WANT TO PLAY SCRABBLE? 657 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,957 -NERD. 658 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,832 I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE. 659 00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,581 [ GRUNTING ] 660 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:30,453 -HEY. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 661 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:33,500 HEY. ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU INSANE? 662 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,633 -I'M NOT DRIVING, SO WHY THE FUCK NOT? 663 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:38,809 OKAY, OKAY, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU WON'T LET ME DRINK. 664 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,986 YOU WON'T LET ME DRIVE. YOU WON'T LET ME SLEEP. 665 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:43,162 YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE TOO CONTROLLING, KEV. 666 00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:44,990 I DON'T LIKE THAT IN A GUY, OKAY? 667 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,948 -I JUST DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WHISKEY 668 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,384 AFTER DOWNING ALL THOSE PILLS. 669 00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:49,690 -AND I JUST DON'T THINK I WANT TO SPEND 670 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,126 ANOTHER SECOND WITH YOU. 671 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,388 -WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT -- 672 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:53,607 -IS THIS PETER? -WHAT? 673 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,478 -THIS IS PETER. THIS IS PETER. 674 00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:57,132 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? -PETER PUT YOU UP TO THIS. 675 00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:58,612 -THAT'S CRAZY. -PETER WANTED YOU TO BABYSIT ME, 676 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:00,309 KEEP ME HERE SO I DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY. 677 00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,310 -I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT -- 678 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,051 -AAH! -[ GASPS ] 679 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,444 I DON'T THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE -- 680 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,706 -GOD, THAT GUY IS SO GOOD! 681 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,229 HE MANIPULATED A LITTLE BABY BOY 682 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:09,318 LIKE YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THE CRAZY MADELINE! 683 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:12,104 VOLATILE MADELINE! -JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. 684 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:13,627 -OH, YOU CARE ABOUT ME NOW? 685 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,194 -IT'S NOT CARING OR NOT. -YOU CARE ABOUT ME NOW? 686 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,499 YOU HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE 687 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:17,848 TO KEEP ME HERE? GET OUT OF MY WAY. 688 00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,067 -WHAT ULTERIOR MOTIVE WOULD I HAVE? 689 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,286 WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME?! 690 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,070 -YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 691 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:23,724 -NO, I DON'T! -I COULD DO A LOT OF DAMAGE 692 00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:25,030 TO WILL IF I WANTED TO. 693 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,727 -OH, YOU COULD DO DAMAGE? 694 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,555 -YES, I COULD. -WHO'S GONNA LISTEN TO YOU? 695 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:30,252 -UM, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HAVE A FRIEND 696 00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,385 AT THE HERALDWHO WOULD BE HAPPY TO TAKE MY CALL. 697 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,691 DO NOT LAUGH AT ME. 698 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:38,304 -I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WILL IS BELOVED AT THE HERALD. 699 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,175 -OH, YOU ARE SO CONDESCENDING. -AND IF THERE WAS EVER 700 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,829 A QUESTION OF YOUR WORD VERSUS HIS... 701 00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,092 -OH, YOU ARE SO CONDESCENDING. -...I WOULD BE SHOCKED 702 00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:47,704 IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN ENTERTAIN YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY. 703 00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,619 WHAT IS THAT? -THAT'S HIS DICK. 704 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:50,707 -OH, MAN. 705 00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:53,101 OH! 706 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:54,755 THERE'S NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THAT'S WILL. 707 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:58,802 THAT COULD BE ANYBODY. -ARE YOU KIDDING? 708 00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:01,631 -OKAY, YEAH, IN FULL BODY IT'S WILL, BUT -- 709 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,198 OH, MAN, IS HE FLEXING? 710 00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:04,895 -HE'S SO BUFF. 711 00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:06,549 THIS WAS AROUND CHRISTMAS. 712 00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:08,725 -OH, GOD, I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO UNSEE THAT. 713 00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:11,946 -HE IS GONNA LOOK SO GOOD ON SPORTSCENTER. 714 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:14,731 HEY! HEY! OH! 715 00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:17,125 DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE ALL SAVED TO CLOUD, BITCH. 716 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,780 IDIOT. THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU GRAB SOMETHING OUT OF MY HAND! 717 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,434 -WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? ARE YOU GONNA DESTROY A MAN'S 718 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,479 LIFE BEFORE THE BIGGEST GAME OF HIS CAREER? 719 00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:24,698 -I'M SORRY. 720 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,308 WHAT? 721 00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:27,831 I KNOW HE'S YOUR BOSS AND EVERYTHING 722 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,095 AND YOU THINK HE'S LIKE SUPER-COOL, THE MAN, 723 00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,313 BUT HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF. 724 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:32,967 -HE IS MORE THAN JUST MY BOSS. 725 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:35,448 I HAVE BLED SILVER AND BLUE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID, 726 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,711 AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT WOULD MEAN 727 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:41,149 TO BRING A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TO THIS SCHOOL, TO THIS TOWN? 728 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:43,238 -HE COMPLETELY FUCKS OVER HIS WHOLE FAMILY 729 00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,327 AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS STUPID GAME? 730 00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,242 -THIS IS WILL'S PERSONAL LIFE. 731 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,462 YOU PICKED A PRETTY CONVENIENT TIME TO AIR SOME DIRTY LAUNDRY. 732 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:51,594 -NO, NO, NO. I DIDN'T HAVE SOME GRAND SCHEME. 733 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,944 I WAS WALKING INTO THE OCEAN WITH A POCKETFUL OF ROCKS 734 00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:55,642 AND THEN YOUR DUMB ASS CAME ALONG, 735 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:57,252 SO IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LIVE THIS SHITTY LIFE, 736 00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,601 THEN HE'S GONNA DO IT, TOO! 737 00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,299 -THAT'S A NICE WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE. 738 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,431 I HOPE THE UNIVERSE GIVES BACK WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT. 739 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:04,259 -I DIDN'T PLAN THIS. I DIDN'T WANT THIS. 740 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,174 -MM-HMM. -ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TO GO 741 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,698 TO THE BANQUET AND TALK TO WILL. -YEAH. 742 00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:11,614 -BUT PETER INTERCEPTED ME AND HE WOULDN'T LET ME DO THAT. 743 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:14,791 -WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID TO HIM? 744 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:17,142 HMM? 745 00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:19,318 I MEAN, SO WHAT? 746 00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:21,059 YOU BANGED ONCE. 747 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,451 HE SENT YOU A COUPLE DICK PICS. 748 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,672 THAT'S WHAT MIDDLE-AGED GUYS DO. 749 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:31,460 -WASN'T ONLY ONCE. 750 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,027 I KNOW YOU THINK I'M THIS FLOOZY 751 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,116 THAT HE JUST TOOK HOME FOR A ONE-NIGHT STAND, 752 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:38,163 BUT YOU COULD NOT BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. 753 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:42,471 -I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A FLOOZY, MOSTLY BECAUSE IT'S NOT 1923. 754 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:43,951 -OH, GOD. 755 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:47,520 -AND I KNOW THAT I HAVE NO RIGHT TO KNOW THIS. 756 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,695 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M ASKING. 757 00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,784 BUT... 758 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,613 HOW LONG DID IT GO ON? 759 00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:56,790 -[ SNIFFS ] 760 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,836 THREE -- THREE -- THREE WEEKS? 761 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:02,012 -NO. 762 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:03,536 -THREE MONTHS? 763 00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:05,451 -NO. 764 00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:07,583 -GOD. THREE YEARS? 765 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,542 SUCH A LONG TIME. 766 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,805 -YES, IT IS. 767 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,241 -BUT HE ENDED IT, I GUESS. 768 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:16,288 THERE'S -- HE KNEW THAT WHAT HE HAD DONE, 769 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,506 IT WAS WRONG. 770 00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:20,205 -YEAH, HE ENDED IT BY TEXT MESSAGE. 771 00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:21,597 -OH, MY GOD. 772 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:22,772 -[ SIGHS ] 773 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:25,079 IT WAS A CLASSY, CLASSY MOVE. 774 00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:28,735 -I'M SORRY. I'VE GOTTEN ONE OF THOSE ONCE. 775 00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:30,824 IT'S NO FUN. 776 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:32,608 -WHAT'D IT SAY? 777 00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:35,045 -IT SAID, "KEVIN, I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 778 00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:36,395 FROWNIE FACE." 779 00:35:36,395 --> 00:35:39,224 -OH. 780 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:41,487 THAT SUCKS. 781 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,054 -SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT. 782 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,926 [ SIGHS ] 783 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:50,844 I MEAN, THE MAN PREACHES INTEGRITY AND ACCOUNTABILITY. 784 00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:55,022 AND WHAT? HE'S JUST -- HE'S JUST A FUCKING HORNDOG. 785 00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:56,763 -WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 786 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,765 THAT'S NOT ACCURATE. 787 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,071 WE HAD MORE THAN JUST SEX. 788 00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,552 -IT WAS MORE THAN JUST SEX? -YEAH. 789 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:05,902 -WELL, THAT MAKES ME FEEL A LOT BETTER. 790 00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:07,817 49-YEAR-OLD MAN, 791 00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:11,386 GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU -- SURE YOU GOT THE WORLD TO TALK ABOUT. 792 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:15,434 -WOW, YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN! 793 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:17,958 EVERYONE HAS THE SAME ATTITUDE ABOUT WILL. 794 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:21,004 WILL CAMPBELL, COACH. THAT'S IT. 795 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:24,225 -HE'S MORE THAN COACH CAMPBELL TO ME. HE'S MY MENTOR. 796 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,271 -HE'S YOUR MENTOR? 797 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:28,316 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU SAD, 798 00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:31,493 BUT HE'S YOUR MENTOR AND YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN HIS HOUSE. 799 00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:34,148 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS HIS HOUSE. 800 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:36,019 HE DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO ANY OF HIS COOKOUTS? 801 00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:38,848 -I AM ONE OF THREE VIDEO ASSISTANTS, OKAY? 802 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:41,677 IT TAKES A LOT TO CULTIVATE THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP. 803 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,940 BUT I KNOW I DO A GOOD JOB AND I KNOW THAT HE HAS NOTICED, 804 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,812 AND WE HAVE TALKED MULTIPLE TIMES. 805 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,379 -BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY, OKAY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 806 00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:50,469 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HEY. 807 00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:52,949 I COMPLETELY GET IT. 808 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:56,475 I KNOW EXACTLY THE JOB HE DOES ON PEOPLE. 809 00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:58,825 LET ME GUESS. HE LOOKED YOU IN THE EYE. 810 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:03,046 HE REMEMBERED YOUR NAME, LITTLE, LIKE, DETAILS ABOUT YOU, 811 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:09,096 HE SHOOK YOUR HAND. HE MADE YOU FEEL SPECIAL, RIGHT? 812 00:37:09,096 --> 00:37:13,883 IT IS SICK, BUT HE IS SO GOOD AT THAT. 813 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:17,670 -WELL, IF HE'S SO FULL OF SHIT, HOW COME YOU LIKED HIM? 814 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,585 -BECAUSE HE DIDN'T DO THAT TO ME. 815 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,021 -OKAY. -HE DIDN'T. 816 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,892 HE NEVER WORE THAT MASK AROUND ME. 817 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,894 -I'M SURE YOU SAW THE REAL WILL CAMPBELL. 818 00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,374 -ACTUALLY, YES, I DID. 819 00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,158 -YOU KNOW HE'S BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS. 820 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,378 -AND THEY'VE BEEN ON AUTO PILOT FOR AT LEAST HALF OF THAT. 821 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,076 -IF SARAH KNEW, THIS WHOLE THING WOULD BE JUST... 822 00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:35,688 -SHE HASN'T BEEN COMPLAINING SO FAR. 823 00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:37,559 -SARAH KNOWS? 824 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,431 -WITH WILL'S LAST CONTRACT EXTENSION, 825 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:43,478 IT PAYS TO TURN A BLIND EYE, DOESN'T IT? 826 00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:47,830 -MY CHEST FEELS REALLY TIGHT. 827 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:52,182 I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 828 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,619 -NO, IT'S YOUR LEFT ARM. 829 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,316 -YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE THAT HURTS. 830 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,362 -ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT A DRINK? 831 00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:58,711 -I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 832 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,060 -BECAUSE I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK. 833 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,366 -I THINK I NEED LIKE A BABY ASPIRIN. 834 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,323 THEY SAY THAT -- -WE'RE HAVING DRINKS. 835 00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:04,586 I'M GONNA GET US SOME. 836 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:19,384 -GOOD GOD. 837 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,473 WILL'S WINE IS SPECTACULAR. 838 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,432 -MM-HMM. 839 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,739 -YOU OKAY? 840 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:31,700 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING THAT MUCH. 841 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,050 -LET'S SMOKE WEED. -NO. 842 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,965 -YOU WANT TO SMOKE WEED? -NO! 843 00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:37,227 -YEAH. 844 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:40,230 -NO! 845 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:41,710 CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE? 846 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:44,974 -SHE'S 16. SHE'S GOT WEED. THAT'S A LAW. 847 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:47,063 -THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT. 848 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:49,283 -[ GASPS ] OOH. 849 00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:52,417 -OOH, WHAT? 850 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,548 -IT'S A LITTLE GUITAR. 851 00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:54,767 -I THINK IT'S A VIOLIN. 852 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,900 -I KNOW IT'S A VIOLIN. MY GOD. 853 00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,772 -PLEASE DON'T. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? 854 00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:05,255 -I'M GONNA ROLL IT UP AND I'M GONNA SMOKE IT LIKE A DOOBIE. 855 00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:12,393 [ PLAYING VIOLIN ] 856 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,091 YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL? 857 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:17,964 [ BOWS EVERY STRING ] 858 00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:19,661 -SUPER WEIRD. 859 00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,663 -OH, MY GOD. SORRY. 860 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,056 -CAN WE GET OUT OF THIS ROOM NOW, PLEASE? 861 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,927 -OOH, DARTS! 862 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:27,147 -YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO TOOK A WHOLE SHIT-TON OF XANAX, 863 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:28,670 YOU'RE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS. 864 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,672 -YOU SEE THIS? THAT'S SOME HARSH SHIT. 865 00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,326 WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT BITCH DID? 866 00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:33,936 -WHO CARES? LET'S GO. 867 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:35,416 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO CARES? -I MEAN WHO CARES. 868 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,852 STOP -- OW! 869 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:40,290 WHO HANDS DARTS WITH THE NEEDLES -- OW! 870 00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:42,815 FUCK! SHIT! -[ LAUGHING ] 871 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:44,817 -YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND! 872 00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:48,429 -I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED. [ LAUGHS ] 873 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:51,040 -[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] -[ LAUGHS ] 874 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,651 -COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF THIS ROOM, PLEASE. 875 00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:54,653 -NO, LET'S PLAY. -I DON'T WANT TO PLAY. 876 00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,220 -WHY? YOU AFRAID I'M GONNA BEAT YOU? 877 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,005 -OKAY, WE'LL PLAY ONE GAME. -OH, OKAY. 878 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:01,050 -THIS SOCK WILL BE THE LINE. 879 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:03,531 I'M GONNA PLAY STANDARD SCORING RULES, OKAY? 880 00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:04,837 -OH, MY GOD. -WE'LL JUST GO BY THE BARS. 881 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:05,968 -WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 882 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,361 WHY CAN'T WE JUST PLAY 883 00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:08,841 WHOEVER HITS THE BULL'S-EYE FIRST WINS? 884 00:40:08,841 --> 00:40:10,625 -BECAUSE WE'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT IF WE DO THAT. 885 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,148 -YOU'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 886 00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:15,195 I WON'T. 887 00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:16,979 -DANG. GOOD SHOT. 888 00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:20,679 -THANKS. 889 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,550 SHIT! 890 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,857 T-T-T-THE BOARD IS CLEARLY NOT FLUSH TO THE WALL, 891 00:40:24,857 --> 00:40:26,641 MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT TO CATCH A GOOD ANGLE. 892 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,121 -OKAY, IT'S NOT REGULATION? 893 00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:29,165 -IT'S NOT. IT'S BULLSHIT. 894 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:30,950 -OKAY. -IT'S NOT FAIR. 895 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,606 -IS THIS WHY THE WHOLE TEAM LEFT YOU BEHIND? 896 00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:38,261 -WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? -I MEAN, THEY'RE ALL IN L.A. 897 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,741 THE BIG GAME IS FOUR DAYS AWAY 898 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:42,744 AND YOU'RE HERE PLAYING DARTS WITH ME. 899 00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,529 -I DON'T HAVE TO PHYSICALLY BE WITH THE TEAM 900 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,226 TO SHOW MY WORTH OR CONTRIBUTE. 901 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,837 THANK YOU, THOUGH. 902 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:51,797 -WHAT DO YOU DO THEN? 903 00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:54,016 -I GO THROUGH HOURS OF HIGH SCHOOL PLAYERS' VIDEO FOOTAGE 904 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,931 AND THEN I TAKE NOTES -- -YOU JERK OFF ON IT? 905 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:59,065 -AND I GIVE THE NOTES ABOUT THE EXCEPTIONAL PLAYERS TO PETER. 906 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:01,197 -HMM. -FUCK! 907 00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:02,764 MAN! 908 00:41:02,764 --> 00:41:05,941 I'VE NEVER -- I'VE NEVER SHOT THIS POORLY. 909 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:08,291 -BOOM! SHE'S GONNA FEEL THAT IN THE MORNING, 910 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,206 THAT CHELSEA. -WHO'S CHELSEA? 911 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:12,470 -I NAMED HER CHELSEA BECAUSE THERE'S THIS REALLY MEAN CUNT 912 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,602 THAT I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH, AND SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER. 913 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,692 -I NEVER HAD ANY DRAMA IN HIGH SCHOOL. 914 00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:19,259 -YOU MEAN YOU NEVER GOT LAID IN HIGH SCHOOL? 915 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,740 -I MEAN I WAS A HEAVIER -- I WAS -- 916 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,916 I WEIGHED A LOT MORE, SO... 917 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:26,919 -HOW HEAVY CAN YOU GET? 918 00:41:26,919 --> 00:41:29,574 -ARE YOU DONE? 919 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,924 -CAN -- CAN I -- YEAH, I'M DONE. 920 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,927 -JUST TAKE A SHOT. 921 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:36,406 AAH! AAH! -THAT'S BULLSHIT. 922 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,712 YOU WERE OVER THE LINE. 923 00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:39,148 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE WAY OVER. 924 00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:40,889 -NO, I WASN'T. -LOOK WHERE YOUR FEET ARE. 925 00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:42,412 -I WAS GOING BY THAT ONE. -WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT BY SOCK? 926 00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:44,284 THAT SOCK'S THREE FEET CLOSER, AND WE WERE -- 927 00:41:44,284 --> 00:41:46,460 -YOU SAID THE SOCK. YOU SAID STAND BEHIND THE SOCK. 928 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:49,115 YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHICH -- HEY! 929 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:51,770 YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE THAT I BEAT YOU. 930 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,945 -I CAN HANDLE THAT YOU BEAT ME 931 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,294 IF YOU CAN HANDLE THAT YOU CHEATED. 932 00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:55,991 -I -- OKAY, FINE. 933 00:41:55,991 --> 00:41:57,253 WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, BUT I WON. 934 00:41:57,253 --> 00:41:58,472 -I'LL SLEEP FINE AT NIGHT 935 00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,474 KNOWING THAT I WON FAIR AND SQUARE, 936 00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:01,823 BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE DO IT AT ALLEN STATE. 937 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,477 -OH, MY GOD. 938 00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:06,262 DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE 939 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,742 IN ALL OF WILL'S BULLSHIT. 940 00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:09,352 -YEAH, I ACTUALLY DO. 941 00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:11,659 I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE INTO COACHING IF I DIDN'T. 942 00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:13,356 -THAT'S HOW YOU GOT INTO COACHING? 943 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,706 I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T PLAY. 944 00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:17,709 -I COULD HAVE PLAYED. -WHAT? KICKER? 945 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:19,275 I DON'T THINK THEY LET FATTIES KICK THE BALL. 946 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:20,755 -ARE YOU JUST GONNA GIVE ME SHIT ALL NIGHT, 947 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:22,148 OR DO YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 948 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:24,411 -CAN WE DO BOTH? 949 00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,413 ALL RIGHT. ANSWER MY QUESTION. 950 00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:28,110 -WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 951 00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:30,025 I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE STADIUM DURING THE MUD BOWL. 952 00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,766 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT SOUNDS GROSS. 953 00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:32,724 -YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MUD BOWL IS? 954 00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,029 -NO, I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL. 955 00:42:34,029 --> 00:42:35,422 I TOLD YOU. I THINK IT'S BARBARIC. 956 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:36,684 -WHAT DO YOU AND WILL TALK ABOUT? 957 00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,991 -HISTORY, POLITICS. 958 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:40,296 WE COVERED A LOT. 959 00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:41,863 -AND YOU NEVER WENT OVER THE MUD BOWL? 960 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:45,301 -NO. GOD. MUD BOWL, MUD BOWL, MUD BOWL. 961 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:47,390 YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THE MUD BOWL. 962 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:50,350 -NO, I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THAT. 963 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:53,179 -WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE MUD BOWL? 964 00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,224 -IT WAS AWESOME. 965 00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:57,923 I WAS 14 YEARS OLD. 966 00:42:57,923 --> 00:43:00,534 MY DAD TOOK ME TO THE GAME. MY FIRST TIME IN THE STADIUM. 967 00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:02,275 IT'S WILL'S FIRST YEAR AS THE HEAD COACH, 968 00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:03,624 AND IT IS POURING RAIN. 969 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,278 AND AT THIS TIME, WE'RE LIKE A CUPCAKE GAME 970 00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:06,932 ON MAJOR PROGRAM SCHEDULES. 971 00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,498 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? JUST SO THEY CAN GET A "W," 972 00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:10,152 KEEP THEY'RE RANKING HIGH. 973 00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:12,981 NOTRE DAME COMES IN RANKED NUMBER ONE IN THE NATION. 974 00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:16,376 WE GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH THEM THE ENTIRE GAME. 975 00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:19,205 FOURTH QUARTER, WE'RE DOWN BY A TOUCHDOWN, A MINUTE LEFT. 976 00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:20,772 WE'RE ON OUR OWN 4 YARD LINE. 977 00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:22,208 WE HAVE TO DRIVE THE ENTIRE FIELD. 978 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,688 WE HAVE NO TIME-OUTS. 979 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,820 HOW DO WE DO IT? METHODICALLY. 980 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,430 THEY'RE IN A DIME PACKAGE, AND WILL KNOWS THAT. 981 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,302 THERE'S NO NEED TO TRY TO GO OVER THE TOP. 982 00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:33,088 SO EVERYTHING'S A QUICK DROP, SHORT OUTS, CROSSING PATTERNS. 983 00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,481 IF YOU CATCH THE BALL WITHIN THE HASH MARKS, 984 00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:35,874 YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF BOUNDS RIGHT AWAY. 985 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,440 WE SCORE. 986 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,878 A NORMAL COACH -- JUST KICK THE EXTRA POINT, 987 00:43:39,878 --> 00:43:41,053 WE'LL DEAL WITH IT IN OVERTIME, RIGHT? 988 00:43:41,053 --> 00:43:42,532 WE HAVE THE MOMENTUM. NOT WILL. 989 00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:45,144 WILL CALLS AN END-AROUND TO MARCUS FREEMAN, 990 00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:47,015 WHO EVERYBODY KNOWS IS GONNA GET THE BALL 991 00:43:47,015 --> 00:43:48,495 AND TRY TO RUN IT TO THE END ZONE. 992 00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,976 THEY'VE GOT 10 IN THE BOX STACKED AGAINST HIM. 993 00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:52,281 WHAT DOES MARCUS DO? 994 00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,022 HE THROWS ACROSS HIS BODY 995 00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:57,417 TO A WIDE-OPEN RECEIVER IN THE CORNER OF THE END ZONE. 996 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:59,462 TWO-POINT CONVERSION GOOD. 997 00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:04,685 THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CALL IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL CALLS. 998 00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:05,904 -WOW. 999 00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:08,080 -YEAH. 1000 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,430 -SO, DID THEY WIN? -YEAH, WE WON! 1001 00:44:10,430 --> 00:44:12,432 THAT WAS THE GAME THAT PUT ALLEN STATE ON THE MAP. 1002 00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:13,912 -SO, WHAT? YOU GOT OBSESSED 1003 00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:16,262 WITH LIKE A BUNCH OF 20-YEAR-OLD NEANDERTHALS? 1004 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,307 LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THEM? -I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 1005 00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:21,571 BUT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO A LOT OF PEOPLE, TO ME. 1006 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:23,922 IF WE LOSE, I GET DEPRESSED FOR LIKE A WEEK. 1007 00:44:23,922 --> 00:44:25,750 -THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SAD? 1008 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,186 A FOOTBALL GAME? 1009 00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,622 -WILL HAS DONE A LOT FOR THIS COMMUNITY. 1010 00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:30,189 HE'S DONE A LOT FOR THE SCHOOL. 1011 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,234 HE HAS CREATED JOBS. HE HAS HELPED THE ECONOMY. 1012 00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:34,019 HE BUILT THE YOUTH BUILDERS PROGRAM. 1013 00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:36,717 -YOU CAN SAY THAT ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE COACH. 1014 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,632 ALL HE DID WAS WIN A FEW GAMES. -IT'S NOT JUST THAT. 1015 00:44:38,632 --> 00:44:40,808 LIKE, MY -- MY DAD AND I, WE DIDN'T TALK VERY MUCH, 1016 00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:42,592 BUT EVERY SATURDAY WE WERE ABLE TO ORDER PIZZA, 1017 00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,856 SIT ON THE COUCH, AND BE IN EACH OTHER'S PRESENCE 1018 00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:46,684 WHILE WE WATCHED THE GAME. -OH, MY GOD. WAIT. 1019 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,034 TWO MEN EATING PIZZA, WATCHING FOOTBALL? 1020 00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:51,210 EVERYBODY DOES THAT. WILL DIDN'T CREATE THAT. 1021 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:53,299 DON'T IDOLIZE HIM. HE'S JUST A GUY. 1022 00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:55,388 -AND TO YOU, HE'S JUST A GUY? 1023 00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:57,129 -YEAH. 1024 00:44:57,129 --> 00:44:59,479 -SO, IT WASN'T THE POWER? 1025 00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:01,611 -THE POWER? 1026 00:45:01,611 --> 00:45:04,005 NO. 1027 00:45:04,005 --> 00:45:06,660 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1028 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:10,969 -SO, PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME. 1029 00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:14,494 ENLIGHTEN ME. 1030 00:45:14,494 --> 00:45:16,844 -MNH-MNH. -COME ON. 1031 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:21,022 -MNH-MNH. 1032 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,068 WELL, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS WHEN WE MET. 1033 00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:25,070 -REALLY? 1034 00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:26,375 -REALLY. 1035 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,073 -YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO WILL CAMPBELL WAS? 1036 00:45:28,073 --> 00:45:30,292 -NO. I'D ONLY LIVED HERE FOR A YEAR. 1037 00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:32,904 AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT FOOTBALL. 1038 00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:35,123 -OKAY. -HE USED TO COME INTO MY BAR 1039 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:39,171 AFTER WORK EVERY DAY AND SNEAK INTO A BOOTH IN THE BACK, 1040 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:44,089 ORDER A SAM ADAMS AND WORK ON HIS FANTASY NOVEL, 1041 00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:45,351 AND I THINK THAT'S REALLY -- 1042 00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:48,180 -I'M SORRY. 1043 00:45:48,180 --> 00:45:50,182 DID YOU SAY FANTASY NOVEL? 1044 00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:51,705 -YES, I DID. 1045 00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:54,969 -WITH LIKE WIZARDS, LIKE ELVES AND FAIRIES? 1046 00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:57,319 -THERE WERE NO FAIRIES, OKAY? -LIKE MINOTAURS? 1047 00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:58,451 -NO. 1048 00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,018 -LIKE HALF-MAN, HALF-TIGERS? 1049 00:46:00,018 --> 00:46:01,802 -SEE, THIS ATTITUDE RIGHT HERE, 1050 00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:03,978 THIS IS WHY HE NEVER TOLD ANYONE -- 1051 00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:05,675 BECAUSE OF ANNOYING STUFF LIKE THIS. 1052 00:46:05,675 --> 00:46:07,242 -WHAT WAS IT CALLED? 1053 00:46:07,242 --> 00:46:08,896 -THERE'S NO WAY I'M TELLING YOU THAT. 1054 00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:10,289 -WHY? -BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN 1055 00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:11,812 OF IT, AND THEN I'M GONNA GET MAD, 1056 00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:13,161 AND THEN I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU, AND I'M TIRED. 1057 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,815 I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 1058 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,599 -FINE. I WON'T MAKE FUN OF IT. I WON'T LAUGH AT IT. 1059 00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:19,428 I WON'T EVEN -- I WON'T MAKE A PEEP. 1060 00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:22,736 JUST TELL ME THE TITLE. 1061 00:46:22,736 --> 00:46:24,651 -"THE KEEPERS OF GALNOREA." 1062 00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:27,219 -[ LAUGHS ] YOU KIDDING ME? 1063 00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:28,611 WHAT WAS IT ABOUT? 1064 00:46:28,611 --> 00:46:30,918 WIZARDS WHO GET GONORRHEA? 1065 00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:32,746 -IT'S A BAD TITLE. I ASKED HIM TO CHANGE IT. 1066 00:46:32,746 --> 00:46:34,748 HE DIDN'T WANT TO CHANGE IT. 1067 00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:41,537 -SO, HOW DO YOU GO FROM TALKING ABOUT DRAGONS WITH STDs TO... 1068 00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,280 -WHAT? -TO BEING -- 1069 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,500 TO BEING IN-- INTI-- 1070 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,893 TO, LIKE, HAVING WHATEVER -- 1071 00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:50,982 -TO HAVING SEX? 1072 00:46:50,982 --> 00:46:53,158 -YES. 1073 00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:55,421 -HE GAVE ME A RIDE HOME ONE NIGHT. 1074 00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:57,553 AND HE INVITED HIMSELF UP. 1075 00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:59,251 HE SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE HE WAS MARRIED 1076 00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:02,080 AND WHATEVER, BUT I KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT, 1077 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,300 SO I FUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT ANYWAY. 1078 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,563 -WELL, I GUESS EVERYONE GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. 1079 00:47:07,563 --> 00:47:09,783 -OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO JUDGMENTAL. -I'M NOT JUDGING. 1080 00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:11,785 -YOU KNOW, I DATED A LOT OF MEAN GUYS, 1081 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:15,920 AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T ACTIVELY MAKE ME HATE MYSELF. 1082 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,835 -YEAH. 1083 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:23,231 HE JUST MADE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF. 1084 00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:24,711 I'M SORRY. -GOODBYE. 1085 00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:27,845 -NO. THAT WAS NOT COOL. 1086 00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:32,023 I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1087 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,025 -IT'S FINE. -NO, IT'S NOT FINE. 1088 00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:35,940 -NO, REALLY, IT'S FINE. 1089 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,550 I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT. 1090 00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:40,031 I FUCKED UP AT FUCKING UP. 1091 00:47:40,031 --> 00:47:42,163 THAT'S GOOD. -NO. 1092 00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:44,818 -THAT'S GOOD. 1093 00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:48,082 -I AM POSITIVE THAT IF YOU GET ANOTHER SHOT AT IT, 1094 00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:51,520 YOU'RE GONNA NAIL IT. 1095 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,783 JUST DEAD ON IMPACT. -[ CHUCKLES ] 1096 00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:55,394 I'M ASSUMING YOU JUMP FROM SOMETHING. 1097 00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:57,222 -[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S VERY MEAN. 1098 00:47:57,222 --> 00:48:00,181 -SERIOUSLY, I BELIEVE IN YOU IN THAT. 1099 00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:02,488 -THANK YOU. 1100 00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:04,142 -DID YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IT? 1101 00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:05,970 FOR REAL? 1102 00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:08,450 -THAT WAS THE PLAN. FOR REAL. 1103 00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:13,194 I BOUGHT THOSE PILLS OFF SOME SKETCHY DUDE DOWNTOWN. 1104 00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:16,023 -MORT STEVENS. -YEAH, I DON'T THINK HE WAS MORT. 1105 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,807 -HOW DO YOU KNOW? COULD HAVE BEEN -- ANYBODY COULD BE A MORT. 1106 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:20,854 THAT'S RACIST. 1107 00:48:20,854 --> 00:48:22,856 -TOUCHé. 1108 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:27,034 ANYWAY, I HAD THOSE PILLS, AND I KEPT CHICKENING OUT, 1109 00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:31,647 SO I DECIDED THAT I WOULD COME TO THE BANQUET. 1110 00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:33,301 I KNEW TONIGHT WAS THE LAST NIGHT 1111 00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:35,869 THAT I'D BE ABLE TO TALK TO WILL BEFORE HE GOES TO L.A. 1112 00:48:35,869 --> 00:48:40,613 SO I SNUCK IN THERE AND I GUESS I WAS HOPING 1113 00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:46,184 HE WAS GONNA TALK ME OUT OF IT, BUT THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN. 1114 00:48:46,184 --> 00:48:49,752 -AND THEN YOU PICKED ME UP AT THE BAR? 1115 00:48:49,752 --> 00:48:51,580 -NO. 1116 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,713 -WELL, I WASN'T HITTING ON YOU. -SAY THAT SO CASUALLY, 1117 00:48:53,713 --> 00:48:55,454 LIKE IT'S THE TRUTH? THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH. 1118 00:48:55,454 --> 00:48:57,282 -WELL, WHAT IS THE TRUTH? -YOU HIT ON ME. 1119 00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:59,197 -I DID NOT DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1120 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:01,373 -YOU COMPLIMENTED MY BAG. YOU SAID, "HEY, NICE BAG." 1121 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:04,942 -WELL, IT WAS NICE, AND I WAS BEING NICE. 1122 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,074 -YOU WANTED TO GET INTO MY PANTS. 1123 00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:09,033 -YOU WERE WEARING A DRESS. 1124 00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:11,035 -COME ON. 1125 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:14,255 -FINE. I WAS HITTING ON YOU. 1126 00:49:14,255 --> 00:49:16,301 BUT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID YOU WANTED TO TAKE ME HOME. 1127 00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:19,304 -WELL, YEAH, ONCE I REALIZED WHO YOU WORKED FOR, 1128 00:49:19,304 --> 00:49:20,566 I THOUGHT IT'D BE AN EXTRA LITTLE "FUCK YOU" 1129 00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:24,613 TO BANG YOU IN WILL'S BED. 1130 00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:26,876 -THANK YOU. 1131 00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:28,922 -SORRY. -NO. 1132 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,750 IT'S FINE. 1133 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,318 -I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON. 1134 00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:37,148 AND NOW THE ONE SOLID THING IN MY LIFE 1135 00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:40,107 HAS COMPLETELY ABANDONED ME. 1136 00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:43,719 -WILL WAS THE ONE SOLID THING IN YOUR LIFE? 1137 00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,158 -YOU KNOW HE WAS GONNA LEAVE SARAH. 1138 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:48,289 -OH. 1139 00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:50,117 YEAH. I'M THAT GIRL. 1140 00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:54,600 I'M THAT GIRL. 1141 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,082 HEY, HE SEDUCED BOTH OF US. 1142 00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,779 -YEAH. 1143 00:49:59,779 --> 00:50:03,391 EXCEPT I ONLY LET HIM FUCK ME ONCE. 1144 00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:06,438 TWICE IF YOU COUNT THE ONE TIME I LET HIM FINISH IN MY MOUTH. 1145 00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:08,048 -OH! 1146 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,528 -I HAD TO. HE WAS MY BOSS. 1147 00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:12,400 -[ LAUGHS ] 1148 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,011 -YEAH. 1149 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:17,362 IT WAS A WISE BUSINESS DECISION. 1150 00:50:17,362 --> 00:50:18,798 -YOU STILL SLEEPY? 1151 00:50:18,798 --> 00:50:22,106 -I'M THE MOST SLEEPIEST OF ALL TIMES. 1152 00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,325 -LET'S GO OUTSIDE. -NO. 1153 00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:25,805 -COME ON. LET'S GET SOME FRESH AIR. 1154 00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:27,285 -THERE IS AIRS IN HERE. 1155 00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:28,808 -YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF YOUR CIGARETTES. 1156 00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:30,636 BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD SWITCH TO E-CIGARETTES. 1157 00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,203 I'VE READ A BUNCH OF ARTICLES THAT SAY IT'S BETTER FOR YOU 1158 00:50:32,203 --> 00:50:33,595 AND IT LOOKS COOL. -WILL YOU FORWARD THEM TO ME? 1159 00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:34,814 THANK YOU. -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 1160 00:50:34,814 --> 00:50:35,771 COME ON. LET'S GO OUTSIDE. 1161 00:50:35,771 --> 00:50:38,513 -NO. 1162 00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:41,299 -COME ON. 1163 00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:43,127 -OKAY. 1164 00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:44,389 -LET'S GO. -YOU GOT IT, BUSTER. 1165 00:50:44,389 --> 00:50:45,868 -I WON'T EVEN DRAG YOU. 1166 00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,261 -THANK YOU, 'CAUSE YOU HURT ME LAST TIME. 1167 00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,306 -I KNOW. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1168 00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:49,829 I FELT IT -- I FELT IT -- 1169 00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:52,745 -YOU'VE BEEN THROWING ME AROUND ALL NIGHT. 1170 00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:58,359 -WHY DON'T WE GO IN THE POOL, HUH? 1171 00:50:58,359 --> 00:51:00,840 -FUCK NO. IT'S FREEZING. ARE YOU CRAZY? 1172 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,581 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THESE CONDITIONS ARE PERFECT. 1173 00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:05,888 -YEAH, LOOKS POSITIVELY BALMY. 1174 00:51:05,888 --> 00:51:09,022 -IDEAL. 1175 00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:11,372 -IT'S TOO COLD. -I LOVE GOING IN BODIES OF WATER 1176 00:51:11,372 --> 00:51:14,506 WHEN YOU CAN SEE YOUR OWN BREATH. 1177 00:51:14,506 --> 00:51:15,985 -DO YOU? 1178 00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:19,380 -OH, YEAH. 1179 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:22,296 SO, WHAT -- WHAT -- YOU'RE A BARTENDER, RIGHT? 1180 00:51:22,296 --> 00:51:24,298 -YEP. 1181 00:51:24,298 --> 00:51:25,908 -WHAT'S THE FIVE-YEAR PLAN THERE? 1182 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,997 -OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU? MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR? 1183 00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:30,130 -NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOW. 1184 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:32,654 -I DON'T HAVE A PLAN. 1185 00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:33,960 I WAS NEVER VERY GOOD AT PLANNING. 1186 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,222 -WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT? 1187 00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:39,096 -I DON'T KNOW, MAN. BLOWJOBS. 1188 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:42,534 -YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD AT THOSE. 1189 00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:46,886 -I REST MY CASE. 1190 00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:48,844 -YOU PLAY A NICE VIOLIN. 1191 00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,933 -I GAVE THAT UP IN THE NINTH GRADE ALONG WITH DEBATE CLUB 1192 00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:51,934 AND MY VIRGINITY. 1193 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:53,240 -YOU WRITE REALLY NICELY. 1194 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,894 -HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? 1195 00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:57,114 -THAT SUICIDE NOTE REALLY FLOWED. 1196 00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:00,552 -IT WAS MOSTLY BUMPER STICKER WISDOM, YOU KNOW. 1197 00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:02,989 I HAVE A GIFT. 1198 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:06,906 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 1199 00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:09,604 -WELL, I HOPE TO GET A GRADUATE ASSISTANT POSITION 1200 00:52:09,604 --> 00:52:11,171 IN A FEW YEARS, THEN MAYBE MOVE UP 1201 00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:12,912 TO AN ASSISTANT COACH ON WILL'S STAFF. 1202 00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:15,436 THEN AFTER THAT HOPEFULLY PARLAY IT INTO A HEAD COACHING GIG 1203 00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:19,397 SOMEWHERE AT A SMALL SCHOOL THAT I CAN MAKE SOME NOISE, 1204 00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:20,702 JUST LIKE WILL DID. 1205 00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:24,793 -LIKE WILL, LIKE WILL, LIKE WILL. 1206 00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,143 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'RE GONNA WASTE 1207 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,622 YOUR WHOLE LIFE ON THAT STUPID GAME. 1208 00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:29,624 -IT'S NOT STUPID. 1209 00:52:29,624 --> 00:52:31,583 HUNDREDS OF PLAYERS WILL TELL YOU 1210 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:33,933 THAT WILL IS LIKE A FATHER TO THEM. 1211 00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:35,630 THAT MEANS SOMETHING. 1212 00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:39,765 -[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 1213 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:41,332 I'M GOOD AT COOKING. 1214 00:52:41,332 --> 00:52:42,898 -THAT'S COOL. 1215 00:52:42,898 --> 00:52:44,465 -DON'T PATRONIZE ME. 1216 00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:46,641 -NO, I THINK THAT'S AWESOME. YOU SHOULD LIKE -- 1217 00:52:46,641 --> 00:52:47,947 -DON'T SAY IT. -WHAT? 1218 00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:49,992 -"YOU SHOULD OPEN UP A RESTAURANT." 1219 00:52:49,992 --> 00:52:51,298 THAT'S YOU. 1220 00:52:51,298 --> 00:52:52,865 -SPOT-ON IMPRESSION OF ME. 1221 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,606 -RIGHT? 1222 00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:57,783 -YOU'RE GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS. 1223 00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:00,177 SO WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY? -JACK NICHOLSON. 1224 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:04,137 -I MEANT WHAT'S YOUR, LIKE, RECIPE? 1225 00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:05,530 -ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS? 1226 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,793 -I'M INTERESTED. -WHAT IS YOURSPECIALTY? 1227 00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,622 -CHINESE TAKEOUT. I CRUSH IT EVERY TIME. 1228 00:53:10,622 --> 00:53:11,797 -GOOD ONE. -COME ON. 1229 00:53:11,797 --> 00:53:12,885 I'M SERIOUS. I WANT TO KNOW. 1230 00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:14,147 I WATCH A LOT OF COOKING SHOWS. 1231 00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:16,802 -I DON'T HAVE, LIKE, A SPECIALTY. 1232 00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:18,804 I DON'T MAKE ONE THING, YOU KNOW. 1233 00:53:18,804 --> 00:53:20,893 I JUST -- I CAN WHIP UP A MEAL 1234 00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:22,634 WITH ANYTHING YOU HAVE IN YOUR CUPBOARDS. 1235 00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:24,113 THAT'S MY JAM. 1236 00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:27,073 -SO YOU'RE LIKE A FOOD GENIE. 1237 00:53:27,073 --> 00:53:29,684 -NO, BUT JUST SOMETHING 1238 00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:31,512 ME AND MY FRIENDS DO EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE. 1239 00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:33,253 LIKE I'LL MAKE THE FOOD AND THEY'LL BRING THE BOOZE 'CAUSE 1240 00:53:33,253 --> 00:53:35,777 WE'RE ALL BROKE AS FUCK. 1241 00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:37,953 -I DON'T SEE MY FRIENDS THAT MUCH. 1242 00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:39,564 BY THE TIME I GET OFF CAMPUS, 1243 00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:42,480 THEY'RE EITHER HOME IN THEIR OWN BED OR WASTED DRUNK, 1244 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,960 AND IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. 1245 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,833 -SOUNDS LONELY. 1246 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:50,139 -HMM. KEEPS ME FOCUSED. 1247 00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:51,924 -WOW. 1248 00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:55,362 YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE WILL. 1249 00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:58,278 -WELL, WILL ALWAYS SAID THE KEY TO SUCCESS 1250 00:53:58,278 --> 00:53:59,932 IS PREPARATION AND PERSISTENCE. 1251 00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:02,456 -YEAH, I KNOW. 1252 00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:08,245 I'VE SEEN THE FUCKING T-SHIRTS AND THE KOOZIES. 1253 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,420 ALL RIGHT. 1254 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:10,769 I'M COLD. 1255 00:54:10,769 --> 00:54:13,641 LET'S GO INSIDE. 1256 00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:16,731 -OKAY. 1257 00:54:16,731 --> 00:54:18,342 CAN YOU HELP ME UP? 1258 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,908 -ALL RIGHT. 1259 00:54:19,908 --> 00:54:23,216 YOU MOTHER -- 1260 00:54:23,216 --> 00:54:25,523 OH! OH! OH! 1261 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,655 -I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THIS COLD! 1262 00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:29,918 WHAT A DUMB MISTAKE! I'M SO SORRY! 1263 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:32,181 I'M SO SORRY! -OH! OH, MY GOD! 1264 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:33,531 -ARE YOU OKAY?! -OH, MY GOD! 1265 00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:35,446 -I'M SO SORRY! -OH, MY -- 1266 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,404 [ BOTH PANTING ] 1267 00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:39,841 YOU FUCKER. 1268 00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:45,804 -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 1269 00:54:50,635 --> 00:54:53,202 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 1270 00:54:53,202 --> 00:54:54,769 -YOU'RE SORRY? -I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST -- 1271 00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:57,250 I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP YOU AWAKE. 1272 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,078 -WANT TO KEEP ME AWAKE, JUST SAY "HEY!" 1273 00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:01,733 -JUST SAY "HEY"? I-I-I-I -- 1274 00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:02,908 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S LIKE THE STRONGEST -- 1275 00:55:02,908 --> 00:55:04,257 -JUST SAY "HEY!" 1276 00:55:04,257 --> 00:55:07,173 -CAN YOU HAND ME A TOWEL, PLEASE? 1277 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:15,964 GOT A POOL IN THE WINTER, YOU WANT TO HEAT IT, YOU KNOW? 1278 00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:18,140 -[ SHIVERS ] 1279 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,186 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1280 00:55:20,186 --> 00:55:22,406 -WHY ARE YOU BREATHING SO LOUD? 1281 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:26,061 -I'M NOT GOOD AT BEING COLD. 1282 00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:28,673 -COME HERE. 1283 00:55:33,112 --> 00:55:36,420 COME ON. OPEN YOUR TOWEL. WE NEED BODY HEAT. 1284 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,031 -OKAY. YEAH. 1285 00:55:40,685 --> 00:55:43,035 -OKAY. 1286 00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:02,663 -WHY ARE YOU HARD? 1287 00:56:02,663 --> 00:56:03,882 -I'M -- 1288 00:56:03,882 --> 00:56:06,667 -OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1289 00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:09,453 NO, NO. 1290 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,237 NO. 1291 00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:14,022 -TOUGH MOMENT TO READ, YOU KNOW? 1292 00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:16,068 -DON'T FOLLOW ME WITH IT. 1293 00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:17,939 [ SIGHS ] 1294 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,390 [ HAIR DRYER WHIRRING ] 1295 00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:44,531 [ METAL CLINKING ] 1296 00:56:50,668 --> 00:56:53,627 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1297 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:55,890 -I'M JUST WHIPPING SOMETHING UP. 1298 00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,936 I'M HUNGRY. 1299 00:56:57,936 --> 00:57:00,199 -YEAH? 1300 00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:03,463 WHAT ARE YOU MAKING WITH MILK AND SRIRACHA SAUCE? 1301 00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:04,725 -DON'T SOUND SO DISGUSTED. 1302 00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:07,119 THIS IS A THING THAT I MAKE. GOD. 1303 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,642 -OKAY, YOU'RE MAKING A LOT OF IT. 1304 00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:11,384 -WELL, I'M MAKING ENOUGH FOR WHEN PETER GETS HERE. 1305 00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:14,169 -HOW DO YOU KNOW PETER'S SHOWING UP? 1306 00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:15,910 OKAY, HE JUST WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 1307 00:57:15,910 --> 00:57:19,131 -YEAH, JUST A SWEET, LITTLE CONVO BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS. 1308 00:57:19,131 --> 00:57:20,654 -WHAT? DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA THREATEN YOU? 1309 00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:22,569 -I AM SURE THEY'RE GOING TO INTIMIDATE ME, YEAH. 1310 00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:24,832 THEY'LL TRY, AT LEAST. -YOU CAN HANDLE THAT, RIGHT? 1311 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:26,399 YOU'RE TOUGH. 1312 00:57:26,399 --> 00:57:29,663 -OKAY. LISTEN. THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN. 1313 00:57:29,663 --> 00:57:31,317 PETER'S GONNA SHOW UP WITH A BLANK CHECK 1314 00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:34,233 TO FIND OUT HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. 1315 00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:35,713 -YEAH RIGHT. 1316 00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:36,757 -JUST WAIT AND SEE. 1317 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,412 YOU'LL -- OKAY. 1318 00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:42,067 -SOUNDS CRAZY. 1319 00:57:42,067 --> 00:57:43,285 -HEY, HEY! 1320 00:57:43,285 --> 00:57:44,461 -OH! -SORRY. 1321 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,114 THESE ARE FOR THE DISH. 1322 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:50,641 I NEED THAT BACK, ACTUALLY, SO CAN I HAVE THAT? 1323 00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:53,252 -HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST? -HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO WHAT? 1324 00:57:53,252 --> 00:57:58,823 -HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST FOR YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING? 1325 00:57:58,823 --> 00:58:00,868 -[ SIGHS ] 1326 00:58:00,868 --> 00:58:03,305 -WELL, I'VE NEVER HAD MORE THAN $1,000 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT, 1327 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,133 SO MOST DAYS YOU CAN GET ME PRETTY CHEAP. 1328 00:58:05,133 --> 00:58:07,266 -BUT NOT TODAY. -NO. 1329 00:58:07,266 --> 00:58:10,051 NOT TODAY. 1330 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:13,272 HELL HATH NO FURY AND THE SCORN OF THE WOMAN. 1331 00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:15,230 -SCORN OF WOMEN. I THINK -- YEAH, 1332 00:58:15,230 --> 00:58:17,015 THAT'S HOW THAT GOES. -YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1333 00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:18,930 -LET'S JUST PLAY THIS OUT FOR A SECOND, OKAY? 1334 00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:20,322 YOU GO TO THE PRESS. 1335 00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:21,889 THEY RAKE WILL OVER THE COALS. 1336 00:58:21,889 --> 00:58:23,456 THEY CRUCIFY HIM. 1337 00:58:23,456 --> 00:58:26,024 HIS WIFE DOES THE WHOLE "STAND BY YOUR MAN" THING 1338 00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:27,591 THEN WILL GOES BACK TO COACHING. 1339 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:29,854 HE WINS A COUPLE BIG GAMES. 1340 00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,638 THE PRESS LOOKS AT IT LIKE A REDEMPTION STORY. 1341 00:58:31,638 --> 00:58:33,161 AND THEN WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE YOU? 1342 00:58:33,161 --> 00:58:35,468 -BAHAMAS. -YOU BECOME A TRASHY GIRL 1343 00:58:35,468 --> 00:58:37,122 THAT TRIED TO BREAK UP HIS MARRIAGE. 1344 00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:39,516 -YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 1345 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:44,956 I MEAN... 1346 00:58:44,956 --> 00:58:47,088 IF IT WERE JUSTAN AFFAIR. 1347 00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:48,873 BUT... 1348 00:58:48,873 --> 00:58:51,223 IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 1349 00:58:51,223 --> 00:58:53,921 -IT'S MORE THAN THAT. -HUH? 1350 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:58,317 -IT'S MORE THAN THAT. WHAT? 1351 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:01,712 -I CAN'T -- I CAN'T RUIN YOUR PERCEPTION OF SAINT WILL. 1352 00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:04,105 YOU LOVE HIM. 1353 00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:05,629 -I DON'T THINK THIS WILL RUIN IT 1354 00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:09,197 AFTER WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH TONIGHT. 1355 00:59:09,197 --> 00:59:10,329 -OKAY. 1356 00:59:10,329 --> 00:59:11,635 REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE -- I CAN'T. 1357 00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,680 I CAN'T DO IT. -JUST TELL ME. 1358 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,204 -REMEMBER WHEN ALL THOSE SCHOOLS WERE RECRUITING KYLE WALKER? 1359 00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:18,903 -YEAH, OF COURSE. USC, UCLA, 'BAMA, 1360 00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:20,165 TEXAS, NEBRASKA, ARIZONA. -YEAH, Shh, Shh, Shh. 1361 00:59:20,165 --> 00:59:21,819 NO ONE CARES. 1362 00:59:21,819 --> 00:59:23,690 BASICALLY ALL THOSE SCHOOLS WERE JIZZING THEMSELF 1363 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,823 TO GET KYLE WALKER. -YEAH. 1364 00:59:25,823 --> 00:59:28,216 -AND THEN HE WENT TO ALLEN STATE? 1365 00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:29,870 -HE WANTED TO PLAY FOR WILL. 1366 00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:31,437 -HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE GIRLS AT USC? 1367 00:59:31,437 --> 00:59:35,528 I'M TALKING LIKE... 1368 00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,269 -WHAT IS THAT? -THEY'RE HOT. 1369 00:59:37,269 --> 00:59:38,749 -LOOK, WHEN YOU GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL 1370 00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:40,533 AND YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL, 1371 00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,709 YOU KNOW THE VALUE OF BEING COACHED BY A LIVING LEGEND. 1372 00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:45,016 -KEVIN, THEY PAID HIM. 1373 00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:46,583 -BULLSHIT. -THEY PAID HIM. 1374 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,323 -THAT IS BULLSHIT. -I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. 1375 00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,803 THEY PAID HIM. I WAS THERE. 1376 00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,544 I WENT ON THAT TRIP WITH WILL TO HOUSTON. 1377 00:59:51,544 --> 00:59:55,504 HE ROLLS UP TO KYLE WALKER'S HOUSE IN A BRAND-NEW RANGE ROVER 1378 00:59:55,504 --> 00:59:58,029 AND THEN HE TAKES A CAB HOME? -SO WHAT? 1379 00:59:58,029 --> 01:00:00,161 DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. -OKAY. 1380 01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,859 WELL, THE CHAMPIONSHIP'S ON MONDAY. 1381 01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:03,904 WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IF I LEAK 1382 01:00:03,904 --> 01:00:05,297 THAT LITTLE TIDBIT TO THE PRESS? 1383 01:00:05,297 --> 01:00:07,255 -THE NCAA WOULD DO A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION 1384 01:00:07,255 --> 01:00:12,173 AND COME UP WITH NOTHING BECAUSE WILL DOES NOT CHEAT. 1385 01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:13,914 AT FOOTBALL. 1386 01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:15,829 -WELL, IF THEY LOOKED INTO IT, THEY WOULD FIND PLENTY. 1387 01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,309 AND THEN HIS WHOLE STAFF -- AND YOU -- 1388 01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:19,224 WOULD BE UP SHIT'S CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE, 1389 01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:21,095 AND I DON'T THINK THE COMMUNITY WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH. 1390 01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:24,229 -LOOK, OBVIOUSLY I'VE HEARD THE RUMORS ANY TIME 1391 01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:26,231 A FIVE-STAR BLUE-CHIP RECRUIT 1392 01:00:26,231 --> 01:00:28,146 COMES TO A SMALL SCHOOL LIKE THIS. 1393 01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:31,105 AND WITH ALL THE THINGS THAT WILL HAS DONE FOR ALLEN, 1394 01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:32,759 THERE'S GONNA BE CHATTER, OBVIOUSLY. 1395 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:34,587 -HEY, HEY. I'M TELLING YOU FIRST-HAND, 1396 01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:37,808 AS A FIRST-HAND ACCOUNT, I'M THE SOURCE. 1397 01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:40,680 -WILL WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 1398 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,769 -OKAY, COME HERE. COME ON. 1399 01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:44,162 WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP. 1400 01:00:44,162 --> 01:00:46,817 COME ON. 1401 01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:53,084 -[ WHISTLES ] 1402 01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,433 AWESOME. 1403 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:56,348 -I KNOW. 1404 01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:59,568 KIND OF OVERWHELMING FOR SUCH A FAMOUSLY MODEST GUY, RIGHT? 1405 01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:02,833 -WOW. THIS BALL WAS SIGNED BY ALL THE CAPTAINS 1406 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:07,925 OF THE '03 SUGAR BOWL VICTORY. 1407 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:10,623 -DON'T FORGET ALL OF THESE BEAUTIFULLY FRAMED POSTERS 1408 01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:12,233 PRAISING WILL'S GENIUS. 1409 01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,583 -HE'S A PRETTY GOOD FOOTBALL COACH. 1410 01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:16,150 HE'S ONLY HUMAN. 1411 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:19,676 -THIS IS A NARCISSISTIC SHRINE THAT HE MADE 1412 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,895 AND GAVE TO HIMSELF. 1413 01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:23,810 NOBODY KNOWS THIS GUY. 1414 01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:26,987 THEY ALL THINK HE'S SOME MODEST FAMILY MAN. 1415 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,902 -DON'T YOU KNOW HIM? 1416 01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:30,948 ISN'T HE THE REAL WILL WITH YOU? 1417 01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:34,255 -I DON'T THINK ANYONE REALLY KNOWS ANYONE. 1418 01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:39,086 -WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T THINK THAT TAKES AWAY 1419 01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,566 FROM HIS COACHING ACCOMPLISHMENTS 1420 01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:42,829 OR THE FACT THAT HE'S CHANGED THE CULTURE -- 1421 01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:46,659 -HE HAS CREATED AN UNATTAINABLE STANDARD FOR LIVING 1422 01:01:46,659 --> 01:01:48,313 THAT YOU TRY TO LIVE UP TO, 1423 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:50,968 THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO LIVE UP TO. 1424 01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:53,405 -WELL... 1425 01:01:53,405 --> 01:01:56,756 IT DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD TO TRY. 1426 01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:59,759 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 1427 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:06,113 -[ SIGHS ] 1428 01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:09,377 ♪♪ 1429 01:02:24,915 --> 01:02:29,658 -LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT SO MUCH PRESSURE 1430 01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:32,879 ON YOURSELF, YOU KNOW? 1431 01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,402 YOU COULD HAVE A REAL LIFE OUTSIDE THIS THING. 1432 01:02:34,402 --> 01:02:35,882 WILL DOES. 1433 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:37,275 -I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY LIFE, THANK YOU. 1434 01:02:37,275 --> 01:02:39,103 -YOU TOLD ME YOU NEVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS. 1435 01:02:39,103 --> 01:02:40,757 AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIEND? 1436 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,715 -THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 1437 01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:44,586 -WELL, WE JUST HAD SEX, SO IT'S KIND OF SORT OF MY BUSINESS. 1438 01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,545 -IT'S REALLY NOT. 1439 01:02:46,545 --> 01:02:47,589 -OH, MY GOD. 1440 01:02:47,589 --> 01:02:49,026 WHY ARE YOU GETTING TOUCHY? 1441 01:02:49,026 --> 01:02:50,070 -I'M NOT GETTING TOUCHY. 1442 01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,029 -HAVE WE HIT A NERVE? HUH? 1443 01:02:52,029 --> 01:02:54,683 -WILL YOU PLEASE STOP KICKING ME? 1444 01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:56,947 -WAS TONIGHT YOUR FIRST TIME? 1445 01:02:56,947 --> 01:02:58,383 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT WAS. 1446 01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:01,255 -DID IT FEEL LIKE MY FIRST TIME? 1447 01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,171 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 1448 01:03:04,171 --> 01:03:07,871 -DO YOU EVEN GO ON DATES? 1449 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:11,570 ARE YOU ON OKCUPID? nerdlove.com? 1450 01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:12,876 -THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. 1451 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,094 -WELL, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. 1452 01:03:14,094 --> 01:03:15,530 -IS nerdlove.com EVEN A REAL WEBSITE? 1453 01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:17,141 -IF WE DON'T -- I'M FALLING ASLEEP. 1454 01:03:17,141 --> 01:03:19,012 I'M GONNA FALL ASLEEP IF YOU DON'T TELL ME. 1455 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:21,319 -FINE. WE WILL GO THROUGH MY ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP HISTORY, 1456 01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:22,973 BUT THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH YOURS, AS WELL. 1457 01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:24,322 -THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 1458 01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:28,021 I JUST DON'T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 1459 01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:31,155 -TRY ME. 1460 01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:33,679 [ BLOWS, CHUCKLES ] 1461 01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:37,683 -HE STARTED OPENLY HITTING ON OTHER GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME. 1462 01:03:37,683 --> 01:03:39,293 -THAT'S TERRIBLE. WHAT'D YOU DO? 1463 01:03:39,293 --> 01:03:40,425 BREAK UP WITH HIM? 1464 01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:42,949 -HELL NO. -WHY? 1465 01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:45,560 -UH, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED, OBVIOUSLY. 1466 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,432 HE WASN'T MAN ENOUGH TO BREAK UP WITH ME HIMSELF, 1467 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:51,262 SO HE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY TRIED TO GET ME TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. 1468 01:03:51,262 --> 01:03:52,611 -SO YOU JUST STUCK IT OUT? 1469 01:03:52,611 --> 01:03:54,439 -YEAH. 1470 01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:56,528 I COULDN'T LOSE. 1471 01:03:56,528 --> 01:03:58,138 -THAT'S GOOD. 1472 01:03:58,138 --> 01:04:00,227 IT ALWAYS IMPORTANT FOR A RELATIONSHIP TO FEEL 1473 01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:02,099 LIKE THERE'S A WINNER AND A LOSER. 1474 01:04:02,099 --> 01:04:04,405 -WELL, TECHNICALLY, I WON 'CAUSE 1475 01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:05,972 I GOT TO STAY SIX MONTHS RENT-FREE 1476 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:08,105 IN A DOPE-ASS APARTMENT. 1477 01:04:08,105 --> 01:04:10,542 -DOESN'T SEEM WORTH IT TO ME. -WASHER/DRYER IN UNIT. 1478 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:11,935 -YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. 1479 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:13,284 YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED THERE FOREVER. 1480 01:04:13,284 --> 01:04:14,633 -NO. 1481 01:04:14,633 --> 01:04:16,156 -EVEN IF YOU WERE BEING ABUSED. 1482 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,158 I WOULD HAVE SAID STICK IT OUT. -[ LAUGHS ] 1483 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:21,466 -DO THAT LAUNDRY AT YOUR LEISURE. 1484 01:04:21,466 --> 01:04:25,165 -YEAH. WORTH IT. 1485 01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:27,515 -NOW, THIS IS STEVE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 1486 01:04:27,515 --> 01:04:29,474 -NO, NO, NO, NO. STEVE WAS THE ANKLE FETISH. 1487 01:04:29,474 --> 01:04:31,128 -STEVE WAS THE ANKLE FETISH. -WEIRDO. 1488 01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:32,477 NO, THIS IS -- -BRIAN? 1489 01:04:32,477 --> 01:04:33,608 -BRENT. -BRENT. 1490 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:35,088 -SORRY. -SORRY. 1491 01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:36,698 NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S A LOT TO KEEP TRACK OF. 1492 01:04:36,698 --> 01:04:39,136 -WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING? 1493 01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,485 -NOTHING. 1494 01:04:40,485 --> 01:04:41,790 -YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY I'M A WHORE. 1495 01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:43,140 -NO, I AM NOT. -YES, YOU ARE. 1496 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:44,576 -I WOULD NEVER -- NO. -IT'S FINE. 1497 01:04:44,576 --> 01:04:45,969 I KINDA AM. 1498 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:48,536 -NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1499 01:04:48,536 --> 01:04:50,190 YOU'RE BEING REALLY HARD ON YOURSELF. 1500 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:52,453 -I'M NOT BEING HARD ON MYSELF. 1501 01:04:52,453 --> 01:04:55,892 IT'S THE MEN WHO HAVE BEEN HARD ON ME. 1502 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,458 -IN YOU. 1503 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,764 -IN ME, ON ME. -OKAY. 1504 01:04:58,764 --> 01:04:59,939 -PLAY ME LIKE A DRUM. -STOP IT. 1505 01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,245 -YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON? OKAY. 1506 01:05:01,245 --> 01:05:02,507 -PLAY YOU LIKE A DRUM? 1507 01:05:02,507 --> 01:05:03,987 -WITH THEIR DICKS. -YEAH, I GOT IT. 1508 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,510 -YEAH. 1509 01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:07,077 -I DON'T LIKE -- I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1510 01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:09,557 -[ CHUCKLES ] SORRY. 1511 01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:12,996 -WHAT'S -- YOU KNOW, HOW MANY DUDES WE TALKING? 1512 01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:15,041 -I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 1513 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,782 -THERE'S NO FINAL TALLY? 1514 01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:20,220 -I DON'T TALLY THEM EVERY DAY. I'M NOT IN JAIL LIKE... 1515 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:22,657 -WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? I'LL GIVE YOU MINE. 1516 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,181 -I GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1517 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:25,878 -WELL, ME TOO. -OKAY. 1518 01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:27,401 LET'S THINK. -LET'S THINK TOGETHER. 1519 01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:31,014 -OKAY. 1520 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,711 -I GOT A GUESSTIMATE. -YEAH, I NEED ONE SECOND. 1521 01:05:32,711 --> 01:05:34,713 HOLD ON. -OH, BOY. 1522 01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:38,499 I INSTANTLY REGRET DOING THIS. 1523 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,066 -JUSTIN. 1524 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:42,547 -WHAT? 1525 01:05:42,547 --> 01:05:44,157 -OKAY. 1526 01:05:44,157 --> 01:05:46,768 I AM READY. 1527 01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:48,422 -OKAY, YOU FIRST. 1528 01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:50,163 -I'M NOT GOING FIRST 'CAUSE THEN YOU'LL JUST -- 1529 01:05:50,163 --> 01:05:51,817 YOU'LL HEAR MY NUMBER AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOURS. 1530 01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:53,645 -WE'LL GO AT THE SAME TIME. -OKAY, THAT SOUNDS FAIR. 1531 01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:55,212 -ON THE COUNT OF THREE. -OKAY. 1532 01:05:55,212 --> 01:05:56,822 -THREE -- -WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1533 01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:57,954 DOES THE OTHER GIRL IN A THREESOME COUNT? 1534 01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,869 -WHAT? 1535 01:06:00,869 --> 01:06:02,001 -ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE? 1536 01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:03,437 -NO, I'M -- I'M -- 1537 01:06:03,437 --> 01:06:04,743 I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THAT SPECIFIC -- 1538 01:06:04,743 --> 01:06:06,963 -JUST DO THE COUNTDOWN. -OKAY. 1539 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,312 THREE... 1540 01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,662 -TWO, ONE. 1541 01:06:10,662 --> 01:06:12,881 -8. -8. 1542 01:06:12,881 --> 01:06:13,970 -WE HAVE THE SAME NUMBER. 1543 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,059 -YEAH, CRAZY. 1544 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:17,277 -HA! -WEIRD. 1545 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,627 -WE HAVE THE SAME NUMBER. 1546 01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:24,589 -IT'S ACTUALLY 12. -YEAH, MINE'S 6. 1547 01:06:24,589 --> 01:06:25,807 -SIX IS RESPECTABLE. 1548 01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:27,505 -NO, IT'S EMBARRASSING. 1549 01:06:27,505 --> 01:06:29,289 YOU'VE BEEN WITH THE RIGHT NUMBER OF PEOPLE 1550 01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:30,638 FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE. 1551 01:06:30,638 --> 01:06:32,075 I'VE BEEN WITH LIKE NO ONE. 1552 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:34,251 -YEAH, THAT IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 1553 01:06:34,251 --> 01:06:35,643 I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 1554 01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,255 I WISH I COULD TAKE A LOT OF MINE BACK. 1555 01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:40,387 -I'D TAKE ONE BACK. 1556 01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:41,562 -OUCH. 1557 01:06:41,562 --> 01:06:42,694 ME? 1558 01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:45,740 -NO, ACTUALLY, NOT YOU. 1559 01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:49,092 -19. 1560 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:51,442 -MINE'S ACTUALLY 4 1/2. -1/2? 1561 01:06:51,442 --> 01:06:53,009 -I DIDN'T FINISH. 1562 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,272 -I THINK IT COUNTS IF YOU'VE GOT YOUR PENIS IN. 1563 01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:56,708 -OH, I GOT IN. -IT COUNTS. 1564 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:57,970 THAT COUNTS AS SEX. 1565 01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:00,190 -OKAY, SO THEN IT'S A SOLID FIVE. 1566 01:07:00,190 --> 01:07:06,544 -I AM VERY HONORED TO BE THE FIFTH NOTCH IN YOUR BEDPOST. 1567 01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:10,939 -TECHNICALLY IT'S IN WILL'S BEDPOST. 1568 01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,289 -YEAH, I KNOW. 1569 01:07:12,289 --> 01:07:13,420 I KNOW IT WELL. 1570 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:16,119 -AH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1571 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:18,164 -SORRY. 1572 01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:21,689 -WHAT DID YOU GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP? 1573 01:07:21,689 --> 01:07:26,172 -THIS IS GONNA SOUND CHEESY. I DON'T WANT TO SAY. 1574 01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:28,827 WILL BELIEVED IN ME. 1575 01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:31,830 HE PUSHED ME TO DO THINGS. 1576 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,571 AND I HAVE A HABIT OF NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH ALL THE WAY, 1577 01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:36,443 SO THAT WAS REALLY GOOD FOR ME. 1578 01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:38,184 HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO TAKE COOKING CLASSES. 1579 01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:39,881 I WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THAT IN A MILLION YEARS. 1580 01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,622 I WOULD HAVE MADE FUN OF IT 1581 01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:43,494 AND THEN I WOULD HAVE NOT FOLLOWED THROUGH 1582 01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:44,886 AND THEN I WOULD HAVE WISHED THAT I HAD. 1583 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:46,149 -WELL, HE WAS RIGHT ON POINT WITH THAT. 1584 01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,889 I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS CASSEROLE. 1585 01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:49,282 -YEAH? -SERIOUSLY. 1586 01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:50,631 I WANT TO PAY TAXES TO THIS CASSEROLE. 1587 01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:52,590 -[ BOTH LAUGH ] 1588 01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:55,419 SEE? 1589 01:08:01,686 --> 01:08:03,949 -NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1590 01:08:03,949 --> 01:08:05,559 -I'M CLEANING UP. -NO. 1591 01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:07,126 WE'RE NOT CLEANING UP. WE DON'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP. 1592 01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:08,823 -IT'S RUDE. 1593 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:13,437 -I FORBID YOU FROM DOING ANYTHING RESPONSIBLE FOREVER. 1594 01:08:13,437 --> 01:08:16,483 [ PLATES CLUNK ] 1595 01:08:17,571 --> 01:08:19,051 OH, MY GOD. YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE. 1596 01:08:19,051 --> 01:08:22,576 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. 1597 01:08:22,576 --> 01:08:25,753 -COME ON. 1598 01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:28,104 -SAFE. 1599 01:08:32,804 --> 01:08:35,067 WH-- AH. 1600 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:44,729 OOH, IT'S NICE OUT HERE. 1601 01:08:48,907 --> 01:08:51,214 THIS IS REALLY NICE. 1602 01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:56,697 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 1603 01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:58,264 -WILL YOU RELAX? 1604 01:08:58,264 --> 01:09:00,614 -I'M RELAXED. I LOVE -- I LOVE BEING UP HIGH. 1605 01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:02,312 -[ PANTING MOCKINGLY ] -I FEEL GOOD, I FEEL GOOD. 1606 01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:06,142 THE AIR IS NICE AND COOL UP HERE. 1607 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,926 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1608 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:10,755 -THE SUN'S GONNA COME UP SOON. 1609 01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:12,887 -YEAH, IT TENDS TO DO THAT. 1610 01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:18,284 -I SURVIVED THE NIGHT. 1611 01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:20,765 -YES, YOU DID. NO THANKS TO YOU. 1612 01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,549 -I COULD JUMP OFF THIS ROOF RIGHT NOW. 1613 01:09:22,549 --> 01:09:25,117 -WELL, PLEASE HELP ME INSIDE BEFORE YOU DO 'CAUSE I-I -- 1614 01:09:25,117 --> 01:09:27,554 -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. THAT'LL ONLY TAKE 45 MINUTES. 1615 01:09:27,554 --> 01:09:29,121 -[ LAUGHS ] -I MIGHT CHANGE MY MIND. 1616 01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:32,777 -I'M WINDED, TOO. 1617 01:09:32,777 --> 01:09:35,083 -THANK YOU. 1618 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:38,348 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 1619 01:09:38,348 --> 01:09:41,351 -NO PROBLEM. 1620 01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:44,310 -YOU KNOW, I REALLY THOUGHT I WANTED TO DO IT. 1621 01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:46,965 BUT THERE WAS THIS MOMENT WHEN I WAS DRIFTING OFF 1622 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,662 THAT I THOUGHT... 1623 01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:52,405 "NO. OH, SHIT." 1624 01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:54,233 -YOU KNOW, YOU DID TAKE ME HERE. 1625 01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:55,756 YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS BY YOURSELF. 1626 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:57,802 I F-- 1627 01:09:57,802 --> 01:10:02,198 I FEEL LIKE YOU WANTED TO BE FOUND SOMEWAY. 1628 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:03,851 -YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 1629 01:10:03,851 --> 01:10:06,767 [ SNIFFS ] 1630 01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:09,466 -YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ONCE. 1631 01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:11,816 -I THINK EVERYBODY THINKS ABOUT IT. 1632 01:10:11,816 --> 01:10:14,775 -I DID MORE THAN THINK ABOUT IT. 1633 01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:17,474 SENIOR YEAR, I DROVE MY DAD'S CAR INTO A TREE 1634 01:10:17,474 --> 01:10:18,997 AND TOLD EVERYONE I FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. 1635 01:10:18,997 --> 01:10:21,260 -OH, MY GOD. 1636 01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,393 -I WAS GOING THROUGH A REALLY TOUGH TIME. 1637 01:10:23,393 --> 01:10:26,657 I WANTED TO BE VALEDICTORIAN SO BAD. 1638 01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:29,790 THERE WAS THIS KID, STEVE KIM. 1639 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:31,314 WE WERE LIKE NECK-AND-NECK. 1640 01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:34,186 I BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 1641 01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:38,190 I WAS THE VALEDICTORIAN OF MY HIGH SCHOOL. 1642 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:41,237 I GAVE THE SPEECH AT GRADUATION. 1643 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:46,154 I THOUGHT FOR SURE I WOULD FEEL LIKE... 1644 01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:47,939 FULFILLED OR SOMETHING. 1645 01:10:47,939 --> 01:10:51,595 -YEAH. -I DIDN'T. 1646 01:10:51,595 --> 01:10:56,382 I FELT THE SAME WAY I HAD BEFORE. 1647 01:10:56,382 --> 01:11:00,647 THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED MY LIFE WOULD BE A SERIES 1648 01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:03,302 OF FIGHTS WITH THE STEVE KIMS OF THE WORLD. 1649 01:11:03,302 --> 01:11:04,912 -[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ] 1650 01:11:04,912 --> 01:11:11,310 -AND IT JUST SEEMED DAUNTING BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU WIN, 1651 01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,356 IT ALL FEELS THE SAME. 1652 01:11:13,356 --> 01:11:15,662 -I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF THAN STEVE KIM. 1653 01:11:15,662 --> 01:11:18,578 YOU SAVED A LIFE... 1654 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:19,927 COOL KHAKIS. 1655 01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:21,494 -HE'S A PARTNER IN INSTAGRAM. 1656 01:11:21,494 --> 01:11:23,540 -HMM. 1657 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:29,197 -THANK YOU. I LIKE MY KHAKIS. 1658 01:11:29,197 --> 01:11:30,677 [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ] 1659 01:11:30,677 --> 01:11:33,289 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1660 01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:37,858 ANYWAY, I WALKED AWAY WITHOUT A SCRATCH. 1661 01:11:37,858 --> 01:11:40,426 TOTALED THE CAR. -WOW. YOU ARE SO LUCKY. 1662 01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:42,298 -THAT IS NOT LUCK. -THAT'S LUCK. 1663 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:46,084 -THAT WAS A SAAB. THAT IS GOOD, OL' SWEDISH ENGINEERING. 1664 01:11:46,084 --> 01:11:47,912 THOSE THINGS ARE TANKS. 1665 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:50,218 -YOU TRYING TO SELL ME A SAAB RIGHT NOW? 1666 01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:51,959 -NO, I JUST, YOU KNOW, 1667 01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:53,352 IF I COULD HAVE YOU LOOK OVER HERE... 1668 01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:56,486 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1669 01:11:56,486 --> 01:12:00,185 ANYWAY, MY DAD... 1670 01:12:00,185 --> 01:12:05,625 HE GAVE ME THIS AS LIKE SOMETHING 1671 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:08,367 TO REMEMBER THE ACCIDENT BY. 1672 01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:11,588 HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT I THINK OF EVERY TIME 1673 01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:14,765 I GO TO LOOK AT IT. 1674 01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:22,425 ♪♪ 1675 01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:55,849 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1676 01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:58,156 SHIT. 1677 01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:03,596 SORRY. 1678 01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:05,511 -GO AHEAD. 1679 01:13:07,731 --> 01:13:11,212 -HEY, PETER. 1680 01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:13,214 UH, YEAH. 1681 01:13:13,214 --> 01:13:16,696 ♪♪ 1682 01:13:21,309 --> 01:13:23,790 [ DOG BARKS ] 1683 01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:27,490 YEAH. 1684 01:13:38,936 --> 01:13:42,635 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 1685 01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:56,997 MADELINE? 1686 01:13:59,173 --> 01:14:02,481 HELLO? 1687 01:14:02,481 --> 01:14:05,571 [ SIGHS ] 1688 01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:11,664 HI. UH, JUST, UM, JUST HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND. 1689 01:14:11,664 --> 01:14:15,581 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1690 01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:20,412 HEY. 1691 01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:22,153 HEY. 1692 01:14:22,153 --> 01:14:23,197 YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND THEM. 1693 01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:25,635 -LEAVE ME ALONE. 1694 01:14:25,635 --> 01:14:27,071 -[ SIGHS ] YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL. 1695 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:28,507 -I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 1696 01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:29,900 -THERE'S SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU. 1697 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:33,730 -I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO PETER. 1698 01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:36,384 -IT'S NOT PETER. 1699 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,216 -WHAT? 1700 01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:57,710 WILL? 1701 01:14:57,710 --> 01:15:00,844 COME ON. DON'T TELL ME THAT. 1702 01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:05,544 NOPE. 1703 01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:09,156 I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE TO ASK. 1704 01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:21,081 OKAY. 1705 01:15:31,309 --> 01:15:34,312 YEAH, RIGHT. 1706 01:15:34,312 --> 01:15:37,097 AND IF I'M NOT HERE? 1707 01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:44,104 YOU CAN TRY. 1708 01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:47,020 -[ SIGHS ] 1709 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:50,241 ♪♪ 1710 01:16:03,950 --> 01:16:06,474 -SO, THEY'LL BE HERE IN 20 MINUTES. 1711 01:16:06,474 --> 01:16:08,999 [ SNIFFS ] 1712 01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:14,352 WILL WANTS TO SEE ME. 1713 01:16:17,964 --> 01:16:21,315 -THEN YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT? 1714 01:16:25,842 --> 01:16:28,279 I'M GONNA CLEAN UP. 1715 01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:31,848 -YOU KNOW, IT WAS PETER WHO TOLD HIM NOT TO TALK TO ME. 1716 01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:33,501 -UH-HUH. 1717 01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:36,374 YEAH, WILL HAD NO PROBLEM FOLLOWING THROUGH WITH THAT. 1718 01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:40,204 SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU. IT'S GONNA WORK OUT GREAT. 1719 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,208 -DICK. 1720 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,343 -FUCK, THAT WINE IS GOOD. 1721 01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,958 HEY, LOOK WHO'S BRINGING IN THE DISHES. 1722 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:57,221 VERY RESPONSIBLE. -[ CHUCKLES ] 1723 01:16:57,221 --> 01:16:59,789 YOU KNOW WHAT? -WHAT? 1724 01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:02,095 -I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU DON'T GET IN TROUBLE, OKAY? 1725 01:17:02,095 --> 01:17:04,402 -UH-HUH. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE 1726 01:17:04,402 --> 01:17:05,882 WHO HAPPENS TO BE ON THEIR WAY? 1727 01:17:05,882 --> 01:17:08,493 -YOU HAVE A BIGGER CRUSH ON WILL THAN I DO. 1728 01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:09,799 I WOULD THINK YOU'RE MORE CONCERNED 1729 01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:11,235 ABOUT WHO'S SHOWING UP. 1730 01:17:11,235 --> 01:17:12,845 YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE HIS ASS ALL NIGHT. 1731 01:17:12,845 --> 01:17:15,108 I'M THE WHORE? YOU'RE THE FUCKING WHORE. 1732 01:17:15,108 --> 01:17:18,242 -THIS IS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST YOU AND ME. 1733 01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:20,461 -WHAT IS IT ABOUT? FOOTBALL? 1734 01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:24,204 IS IT ABOUT YOUR IDOL, WILL CAMPBELL? 1735 01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,729 COACH? 1736 01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:29,079 I SERIOUSLY CANNOT WRAP MY HEAD 1737 01:17:29,079 --> 01:17:31,559 AROUND WHY YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THIS GUY. 1738 01:17:31,559 --> 01:17:34,432 -YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM ANYMORE? 1739 01:17:34,432 --> 01:17:36,826 -OKAY. LET ME JUST EXPLAIN 1740 01:17:36,826 --> 01:17:38,175 RELATIONSHIPS TO YOU. -OH, I WOULD LOVE THIS. 1741 01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:39,655 -BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY NEVER HAD ONE. 1742 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,134 WHEN YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, 1743 01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:42,832 YOU SHARE THINGS, YOU GO DEEP, 1744 01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:45,661 YOU HAVE FEELINGS THAT DON'T GET WASHED AWAY SO EASILY! 1745 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,488 -AND WHERE DOES SARAH FALL IN ALL THIS? 1746 01:17:47,488 --> 01:17:50,796 -YOU JUST PROVED YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1747 01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:52,885 YOU KNOW, SHE HAS HER OWN SECRETS, TOO. 1748 01:17:52,885 --> 01:17:54,191 SHE'S NOT PERFECT. 1749 01:17:54,191 --> 01:17:57,411 -TRAIN WRECK. 1750 01:17:57,411 --> 01:17:59,587 -EXCUSE ME? 1751 01:17:59,587 --> 01:18:03,809 -I SAID YOU'RE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK. 1752 01:18:03,809 --> 01:18:05,289 -I'M A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK? -YEAH. 1753 01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:06,943 -WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO? 1754 01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:08,509 -YOU THINK LIFE HAS TO BE THIS -- 1755 01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:10,207 -WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?! 1756 01:18:10,207 --> 01:18:11,295 YOU CAN SAY THAT TO ME?! LOOK AT YOU! 1757 01:18:11,295 --> 01:18:12,818 YOU'RE EMPTY INSIDE! 1758 01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,254 YOU HAVEN'T LIVED A DAY IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE 1759 01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:15,647 UNTIL YOU MET ME! 1760 01:18:15,647 --> 01:18:18,128 -YOU USED ME TO GET TO WILL. 1761 01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:19,695 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BRING HIM DOWN WITH YOU. 1762 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,392 -YEAH, YOU GOT ME PEGGED. 1763 01:18:21,392 --> 01:18:23,394 YOU'RE SO SMART. 1764 01:18:23,394 --> 01:18:26,136 -I THINK I DO. 1765 01:18:26,136 --> 01:18:27,964 -ENLIGHTEN ME. 1766 01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:33,186 -YOU'RE JUST A SCARED LITTLE GIRL. 1767 01:18:33,186 --> 01:18:35,406 THAT'S IT. 1768 01:18:35,406 --> 01:18:36,842 -MM-HMM. 1769 01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:39,802 -WHAT ABOUT A REGULAR RELATIONSHIP? 1770 01:18:39,802 --> 01:18:43,544 IT'S TOO BORING, RIGHT? 1771 01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:45,546 TOO MUNDANE. 1772 01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,200 GOT TO CRY FOR HELP. 1773 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,941 GOT TO PULL SOME SHIT LIKE LAST NIGHT, RIGHT? 1774 01:18:48,941 --> 01:18:51,944 -FUCK YOU! 1775 01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:54,860 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION SINCE YOU'RE THE BETTER PERSON 1776 01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:57,515 HERE, RIGHT? MR. MORALITY. -I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 1777 01:18:57,515 --> 01:19:00,039 -LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. -MM-HMM. 1778 01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,737 -WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF I DIED LAST NIGHT? 1779 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,564 -THEN YOU'D BE DEAD. 1780 01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:04,740 -YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. 1781 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,046 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? 1782 01:19:07,046 --> 01:19:11,094 WOULD YOU HAVE CALLED 911 FINALLY INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME 1783 01:19:11,094 --> 01:19:13,618 CALLING PETE, CALLING THIS SECRET DOCTOR, 1784 01:19:13,618 --> 01:19:15,925 INSTEAD OF CALLING SOMEONE WHO COULD ACTUALLY SAVE MY LIFE?! 1785 01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:17,709 YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD! 1786 01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:19,885 YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! 1787 01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:24,934 I BET -- I BET IF PETER TOLD YOU TO DRIVE BY A HOSPITAL 1788 01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:27,414 AND OPEN UP THE DOOR AND LET ME FUCKING TUMBLE OUT, 1789 01:19:27,414 --> 01:19:28,676 YOU WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IT! 1790 01:19:28,676 --> 01:19:30,200 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I KNOW THAT? 1791 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,897 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID, LITTLE BITCH, 1792 01:19:31,897 --> 01:19:33,986 AND YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING THEY TELL YOU TO DO 1793 01:19:33,986 --> 01:19:36,162 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN OF YOUR OWN! 1794 01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:38,686 YEAH, WALK AWAY. 1795 01:19:38,686 --> 01:19:40,601 I'LL TELL THEM YOU SAID HI. 1796 01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:43,517 ♪♪ 1797 01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:46,346 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 1798 01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:52,613 -CALL ME A FUCKING BITCH. 1799 01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:55,094 YOU'RE A BITCH. FUCKING BITCH. 1800 01:19:55,094 --> 01:19:58,358 MORT ST-- FUCKING BITCH. 1801 01:19:58,358 --> 01:20:01,840 ♪♪ 1802 01:20:06,627 --> 01:20:09,543 -OW! 1803 01:20:18,248 --> 01:20:20,641 [ WATER RUNNING, STOPS ] 1804 01:20:20,641 --> 01:20:22,600 -[ SNIFFS ] 1805 01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:13,520 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 1806 01:21:20,658 --> 01:21:25,228 -SO, THE BEDROOM IS EVEN CLEANER THAN WE FOUND IT. 1807 01:21:25,228 --> 01:21:30,320 THERE'S NO SIGN OF ILLICIT LOVE-MAKING ANYWHERE. 1808 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,279 -THAT'S GREAT. 1809 01:21:44,508 --> 01:21:48,468 -AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG HERO. 1810 01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:51,645 YOUR CAREER'S GONNA TAKE OFF. 1811 01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:54,474 SKY'S THE LIMIT. 1812 01:21:59,827 --> 01:22:02,656 -AND YOU'LL GET WILL BACK. 1813 01:22:08,097 --> 01:22:10,882 -EVERYBODY WINS. 1814 01:22:26,550 --> 01:22:30,075 [ VEHICLE APPROACHING ] 1815 01:22:46,222 --> 01:22:49,573 ♪♪ 1816 01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:58,147 -MADDIE. 1817 01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:07,243 -TRY ONE OF THOSE ON. 1818 01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:10,594 -I DON'T REALLY, UH, SMOKE THAT MUCH. 1819 01:23:10,594 --> 01:23:12,204 -YOU'LL LIKE IT. 1820 01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:15,164 -[ COUGHS ] 1821 01:23:15,164 --> 01:23:17,644 YEAH, IT'S SMOOTH. 1822 01:23:21,692 --> 01:23:23,737 -YOU KNOW, KEVIN, YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE A DOG'S ASSHOLE 1823 01:23:23,737 --> 01:23:25,478 RIGHT NOW. 1824 01:23:25,478 --> 01:23:27,741 -YEAH, WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT. 1825 01:23:29,787 --> 01:23:33,269 -TRUST ME. IT WON'T GO UNAPPRECIATED. 1826 01:23:34,313 --> 01:23:35,967 WILL AND I WERE TALKING. 1827 01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:37,664 THERE MIGHT BE A SPOT ON THE COACHING STAFF OPENING UP 1828 01:23:37,664 --> 01:23:40,450 THAT COULD HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT. 1829 01:23:44,628 --> 01:23:46,325 -COACHING STAFF, HUH? 1830 01:23:46,325 --> 01:23:49,198 -LIKED THE WAY YOU HANDLED YOURSELF. 1831 01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:59,295 -WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HER? 1832 01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:02,733 -YOU LOOK GOOD. 1833 01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:04,604 -YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE. 1834 01:24:04,604 --> 01:24:06,476 I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MY BULLSHIT. 1835 01:24:06,476 --> 01:24:09,653 -MADDIE, DON'T. DON'T SAY THAT. 1836 01:24:09,653 --> 01:24:14,571 -SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH THE TEAM, YOUR FAMILY? 1837 01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:17,052 -NO. 1838 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:19,489 I SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU. 1839 01:24:19,489 --> 01:24:21,143 -RIGHT. 1840 01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:23,884 -I NEEDED TO SEE YOU. -YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THIS NOW 1841 01:24:23,884 --> 01:24:25,190 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRESS. 1842 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:28,367 -THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 1843 01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:29,455 YOU WANT THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW I FEEL? 1844 01:24:29,455 --> 01:24:30,761 -YEAH. -I LOVE YOU. 1845 01:24:30,761 --> 01:24:34,025 I WANT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE. 1846 01:24:34,025 --> 01:24:36,680 I NEVER WANTED YOU OUT OF MY LIFE. 1847 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,377 BUT IT'S COMPLICATED. 1848 01:24:38,377 --> 01:24:41,467 -IT'S COMPLICATED. -YEAH, IT'S COMPLICATED. 1849 01:24:41,467 --> 01:24:44,340 YOU KNOW IT IS. -IT'S COMPLICATED. 1850 01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:49,084 -SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE. 1851 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:50,998 FIRST THING, I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY. 1852 01:24:50,998 --> 01:24:54,698 -I'M FINE. 1853 01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:57,266 -I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FINE. -I'M THE BEST I'VE EVER BEEN. 1854 01:24:57,266 --> 01:24:59,006 -[ SIGHS ] 1855 01:24:59,006 --> 01:25:01,444 -I LOVE YOU, AND I HAVE MISSED YOU. 1856 01:25:01,444 --> 01:25:03,881 GOD, I MISSED YOU. 1857 01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:05,404 -YOU DON'T MISS ME. 1858 01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:09,060 YOU MISS LATE-NIGHT QUICKIES AND ROOM SERVICE. 1859 01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:10,496 -WELL, YEAH. 1860 01:25:10,496 --> 01:25:12,890 -[ LAUGHS ] 1861 01:25:12,890 --> 01:25:17,460 -COME ON, MADDIE. 1862 01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:19,723 IT'S MORE THAN THAT AND YOU KNOW IT. 1863 01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,423 WILL YOU LOOK AT ME? 1864 01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:26,295 -WHAT? 1865 01:25:28,558 --> 01:25:30,037 -NEVER MIND. 1866 01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:31,909 -WHAT? 1867 01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:33,911 -[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY 1868 01:25:33,911 --> 01:25:38,220 DID YOU AND KEVIN...? 1869 01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:39,743 HERE IN MY HOUSE? 1870 01:25:39,743 --> 01:25:42,485 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1871 01:25:42,485 --> 01:25:44,530 -DID HE KISS YOU? 1872 01:25:44,530 --> 01:25:45,923 -WHAT? ARE YOU JEALOUS? 1873 01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:49,056 -YEAH. I AM. 1874 01:25:49,056 --> 01:25:52,059 I'M JEALOUS. HOW ABOUT THAT. 1875 01:25:52,059 --> 01:25:53,365 -GOOD. -DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1876 01:25:53,365 --> 01:25:54,671 -I LIKE IT A LOT. -UH-HUH. 1877 01:25:54,671 --> 01:25:57,543 -IT'S DIFFERENT. -UH-HUH. 1878 01:25:57,543 --> 01:26:00,111 HEY. 1879 01:26:04,202 --> 01:26:06,030 GOD, MADDIE, WHEN I GOT THAT CALL 1880 01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:08,859 AND I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1881 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,951 HEY, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU. 1882 01:26:13,951 --> 01:26:16,388 I DON'T. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU. 1883 01:26:16,388 --> 01:26:18,956 I LOVE YOU. 1884 01:26:20,349 --> 01:26:22,525 -TRUST ME. I DON'T LIKE IT, EITHER. 1885 01:26:22,525 --> 01:26:25,180 BUT IF HE WANTS TO RISK HAVING HER AROUND, 1886 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:28,183 WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT? 1887 01:26:35,538 --> 01:26:37,670 -KEVIN. 1888 01:26:37,670 --> 01:26:40,586 THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AFTER MADDIE LAST NIGHT. 1889 01:26:42,849 --> 01:26:47,376 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1890 01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:51,206 -I KNOW ABOUT KYLE WALKER. 1891 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:53,556 -YEAH, HE'S A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER. 1892 01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:56,298 -HOW'D YOU GET HIM TO COME HERE? 1893 01:27:00,389 --> 01:27:04,175 -WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 1894 01:27:04,175 --> 01:27:07,700 -YOU KNOW, JUST THE P's. 1895 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:09,093 -THE P's. 1896 01:27:09,093 --> 01:27:11,835 -PERSISTENCE, PREPARATION... 1897 01:27:11,835 --> 01:27:13,358 PAYOFFS. 1898 01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,621 -KEVIN, I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO YOU. 1899 01:27:15,621 --> 01:27:17,014 -IT'S OKAY, PETE. -YEAH. 1900 01:27:17,014 --> 01:27:19,799 I WAS DONE WITH YOU, THOUGH. 1901 01:27:19,799 --> 01:27:21,453 -OKAY, KEVIN, YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED IN ME. 1902 01:27:21,453 --> 01:27:23,281 I GET IT. 1903 01:27:23,281 --> 01:27:26,502 BUT EVERYTHING I'VE DONE IS FOR THE SAKE OF THIS PROGRAM. 1904 01:27:26,502 --> 01:27:28,243 AND ONE DAY IF YOU FIND YOURSELF 1905 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,636 IN A POSITION LIKE MINE -- AND I THINK YOU WILL -- 1906 01:27:30,636 --> 01:27:32,029 YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT THAT MAKING TOUGH DECISIONS 1907 01:27:32,029 --> 01:27:34,466 IS A BIG PART OF THE JOB. 1908 01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:37,034 TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU, 1909 01:27:37,034 --> 01:27:40,255 THESE DECISIONS ARE WHAT GOT US WHERE WE ARE TODAY. 1910 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:44,389 -BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU, SO... 1911 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,481 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1912 01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:53,746 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1913 01:27:53,746 --> 01:27:56,662 -KEVIN, WE APPRECIATE YOU TAKING CARE OF HER, ALL RIGHT? 1914 01:27:56,662 --> 01:27:59,404 [ KEYS JINGLING ] 1915 01:27:59,404 --> 01:28:01,406 -SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THOSE TO YOU HOURS AGO. 1916 01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:03,060 -KEVIN, LISTEN TO ME. 1917 01:28:03,060 --> 01:28:04,931 HEY. 1918 01:28:04,931 --> 01:28:07,064 KEVIN. 1919 01:28:07,064 --> 01:28:09,196 THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE! 1920 01:28:09,196 --> 01:28:12,417 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1921 01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,637 JUST NEEDS A LITTLE WHILE TO COOL DOWN. 1922 01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:17,117 -HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1923 01:28:17,117 --> 01:28:18,858 -MADDIE, YOU HAD TO GET A GOOD SENSE OF THIS GUY. 1924 01:28:18,858 --> 01:28:21,557 HE'S UPSET NOW, BUT HE'LL COME AROUND, RIGHT? 1925 01:28:21,557 --> 01:28:25,735 -YEAH, WILL. 1926 01:28:25,735 --> 01:28:28,912 BESIDES, YOU CAN TALK ANYONE INTO ANYTHING. 1927 01:28:28,912 --> 01:28:33,743 -YEAH. IT WAS A NICE FUCKING MESS YOU GOT US IN. 1928 01:28:33,743 --> 01:28:35,571 -I'LL GO TALK TO HIM. 1929 01:28:35,571 --> 01:28:36,876 -WOULD YOU? -YEAH. 1930 01:28:36,876 --> 01:28:38,313 -JUST TELL HIM TO COME BACK IN HERE. 1931 01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:40,532 -YEAH, I'LL -- I'LL JUST FIX IT. 1932 01:28:40,532 --> 01:28:43,056 -THANK YOU. 1933 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,890 ALL RIGHT. 1934 01:28:50,890 --> 01:28:54,154 ♪♪ 1935 01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:03,816 -HEY. 1936 01:29:03,816 --> 01:29:06,776 -HI. -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1937 01:29:06,776 --> 01:29:09,779 -I GUESS I'M CHANGING MY FIVE-YEAR PLAN. 1938 01:29:09,779 --> 01:29:11,998 -YOU WANT A RIDE? 1939 01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:13,870 -WHAT ABOUT WILL? 1940 01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:17,264 -I HOPE HE WINS. 1941 01:29:21,704 --> 01:29:24,663 WHERE TO? 1942 01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:32,149 ♪♪ 1943 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:21,416 ♪♪ 1944 01:31:07,026 --> 01:31:10,160 ♪♪ 128822

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