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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,831 --> 00:00:06,766 (grand orchestral fanfare playing) 2 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:29,133 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:39,287 --> 00:00:44,287 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:44,465 --> 00:00:47,663 ♪ The sun's in the sky ♪ 5 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:51,830 ♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪ 6 00:00:51,832 --> 00:00:54,363 ♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪ 7 00:00:54,365 --> 00:00:57,232 ♪ And sing this summer song ♪ 8 00:00:58,731 --> 00:01:03,296 ♪ I was born here, I guess I'll stay ♪ 9 00:01:03,298 --> 00:01:06,629 ♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪ 10 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:09,097 ♪ Life is a lifelong ♪ 11 00:01:09,099 --> 00:01:14,129 ♪ Summer's day... ♪ 12 00:01:14,131 --> 00:01:16,364 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 13 00:01:16,366 --> 00:01:20,396 ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long. ♪ 14 00:01:20,398 --> 00:01:22,263 - Yay. - (whooping) 15 00:01:22,265 --> 00:01:25,663 - JACK: Thanks. - Bravo! Bravo! 16 00:01:25,665 --> 00:01:28,329 Encore! Uh, "The Summer Song." 17 00:01:28,331 --> 00:01:30,064 He just played "The Summer Song." 18 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:32,297 NICK: Well, play it again, then. 19 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:34,495 Or just any song with "summer" in the title. Doesn't matter. 20 00:01:34,497 --> 00:01:36,297 Uh, cheers, guys. I'm gonna take a bit of a break 21 00:01:36,299 --> 00:01:37,495 - and then I'll come back. - NICK: Are you being serious? 22 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,130 (indistinct chatter) 23 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:40,364 ELLIE: That's it. 24 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,762 NICK: I can't believe I missed it. 25 00:01:41,764 --> 00:01:43,762 (bird squawking) 26 00:01:43,764 --> 00:01:45,662 (engine starts) 27 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:48,064 - (humming) - Jack. 28 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,364 Sir. 29 00:01:49,366 --> 00:01:52,396 How are you... enjoying the job? 30 00:01:52,398 --> 00:01:53,595 Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks. 31 00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:57,430 I've noticed the customers like you. 32 00:01:57,432 --> 00:01:59,496 Okay, great. Yeah, well, I try to be friendly. 33 00:01:59,498 --> 00:02:00,796 Unlike me. 34 00:02:00,798 --> 00:02:03,163 I'm increasingly finding I don't like you. 35 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,297 - Right. - You know, the beard 36 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:06,462 gets on my nerves. 37 00:02:06,464 --> 00:02:07,331 What's wrong with shaving? 38 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:08,297 - Yeah, I know. I suppose I... - Yeah... 39 00:02:08,299 --> 00:02:10,063 And I don't like the way you're always late. 40 00:02:10,065 --> 00:02:11,463 I-I don't like the way you dress. 41 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,496 And worse, I get the feeling 42 00:02:13,498 --> 00:02:15,496 you think working here is beneath you. 43 00:02:15,498 --> 00:02:18,429 - Oh. - But the customers like you. 44 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:23,233 So, if you want to go full-time, you can. 45 00:02:24,732 --> 00:02:26,362 Right. 46 00:02:26,364 --> 00:02:27,596 Okay. Well, yeah, great. 47 00:02:27,598 --> 00:02:29,363 Uh, let me think about that. 48 00:02:29,365 --> 00:02:32,196 Or, eh, here's the alternative, son. 49 00:02:32,198 --> 00:02:34,063 Two weeks, you're out on your ear. 50 00:02:34,065 --> 00:02:37,499 Yeah. I'll give the job to dozy Karen. 51 00:02:39,332 --> 00:02:41,263 (clicks tongue) Okay, great. 52 00:02:41,265 --> 00:02:43,096 Well, classic. Um... 53 00:02:43,098 --> 00:02:44,763 - Yeah, I'll get right back to you. - Good. 54 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,229 There's someone to see you. 55 00:02:46,231 --> 00:02:49,164 Make it quick. We've got stuff to sell. 56 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,732 (chuckles) 57 00:02:53,065 --> 00:02:54,696 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 58 00:02:54,698 --> 00:02:55,796 I'm gonna have to say good news, 59 00:02:55,798 --> 00:02:57,462 'cause I don't think I could take any more bad news. 60 00:02:57,464 --> 00:02:58,329 Well, the good news is 61 00:02:58,331 --> 00:03:01,096 you're booked for Latitude Festival. 62 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,830 No! 63 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:04,562 (laughing): Yes! Yes! 64 00:03:04,564 --> 00:03:05,762 It's not the biggest... 65 00:03:05,764 --> 00:03:07,297 It's the, it's the Suffolk Tent. 66 00:03:07,299 --> 00:03:08,763 I don't care what tent, it's Latitude! 67 00:03:08,765 --> 00:03:09,930 It's a proper festival! 68 00:03:09,932 --> 00:03:13,496 - (Ellie laughs) - You are the best manager in the world! 69 00:03:13,498 --> 00:03:15,197 Latitude! 70 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:17,730 ♪ This road that I'm walking, well ♪ 71 00:03:17,732 --> 00:03:19,230 ♪ It started young ♪ 72 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,229 ♪ I found a guitar and then it all begun ♪ 73 00:03:22,231 --> 00:03:24,130 ♪ I found all the things I wanted to be ♪ 74 00:03:24,132 --> 00:03:26,796 - Classic. - ♪ So come take my hand ♪ 75 00:03:26,798 --> 00:03:28,363 ♪ And rock this road with me ♪ 76 00:03:28,365 --> 00:03:30,064 - (crowd cheering) - ♪ Rock this road ♪ 77 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:31,529 ♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪ 78 00:03:31,531 --> 00:03:34,729 ♪ Rock this road till I'm at the top ♪ 79 00:03:34,731 --> 00:03:37,329 ♪ Rock this road, we'll do it right ♪ 80 00:03:37,331 --> 00:03:39,596 ♪ I'm gonna rock this road tonight ♪ 81 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:41,466 ♪ ♪ 82 00:03:43,331 --> 00:03:47,064 (children laughing, chattering) 83 00:03:47,066 --> 00:03:49,396 ♪ Gotta follow this winding road ♪ 84 00:03:49,398 --> 00:03:50,729 ♪ I gotta follow ♪ 85 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,797 - ♪ Wherever it goes ♪ - And it has shiny wheels. 86 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,196 ♪ I guess I'll always carry this load ♪ 87 00:03:55,198 --> 00:03:56,663 ♪ That's my fate ♪ 88 00:03:56,665 --> 00:04:00,362 - ♪ I rock this road. ♪ - Yes, I'd love to play with it. 89 00:04:00,364 --> 00:04:03,129 (all whooping) 90 00:04:03,131 --> 00:04:05,696 Uh, accept my gratitude, Latitude. 91 00:04:05,698 --> 00:04:07,064 - (chuckles) - (whooping continues) 92 00:04:07,066 --> 00:04:10,699 Uh, yeah, it's been a blast. 93 00:04:38,731 --> 00:04:41,330 I thought "Dinosaur" was particularly strong. 94 00:04:41,332 --> 00:04:43,462 Well, yeah, I got most of the words right. 95 00:04:43,464 --> 00:04:44,730 - (chuckles) - ROCKY: "Hear me roar, 96 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:47,429 - I'm a dinosaur." - (laughs): Rocky! 97 00:04:47,431 --> 00:04:48,796 - What are you doing here? - Yes, mate! 98 00:04:48,798 --> 00:04:50,895 - Yeah! - Oh! 99 00:04:50,897 --> 00:04:53,762 - I'm a road manager, innit. - (laughs): Oh! 100 00:04:53,764 --> 00:04:55,796 So everyone who said that you were a lazy, 101 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:58,330 - useless, drug-taking drunk... - Hello. 102 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,330 ...who'd never get a job were wrong. 103 00:05:00,332 --> 00:05:01,595 Yes, they were, actually. 104 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:03,629 I'm in profitable employment. 105 00:05:03,631 --> 00:05:05,962 A valued cog in a well-oiled rock machine. 106 00:05:05,964 --> 00:05:07,563 - Yeah. - Yeah. 107 00:05:07,565 --> 00:05:08,862 Good set, though, mate. 108 00:05:08,864 --> 00:05:10,397 - Yeah. - Did you hear it? I didn't see you. 109 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:11,496 I-If I'm totally honest, 110 00:05:11,498 --> 00:05:13,528 I only popped by for a quick bong behind the tent. 111 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,730 - Oh. - But it was a lovely surprise to hear you. 112 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:16,996 I mean, I didn't hear much of it, 113 00:05:16,998 --> 00:05:18,763 to be honest, 'cause... 114 00:05:18,765 --> 00:05:21,863 of the bong and stuff, but... yeah. 115 00:05:21,865 --> 00:05:24,297 Ah, you're still making sweet love to young Ellie, I see. 116 00:05:24,299 --> 00:05:25,363 - No. - (laughs): No. 117 00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:28,763 No, never. Not once. 118 00:05:28,765 --> 00:05:30,830 That's a shame. 119 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:32,463 She's my manager. 120 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,296 Hey, do you wanna come backstage for our gig? 121 00:05:35,298 --> 00:05:36,630 - Wha... Please. - Yeah? 122 00:05:36,632 --> 00:05:38,329 - Let's do it, then. - (laughs) 123 00:05:38,331 --> 00:05:39,762 - Let's rock this road. - All right. 124 00:05:39,764 --> 00:05:41,462 JACK: So how long you been back in Suffolk? 125 00:05:41,464 --> 00:05:43,695 Oof. Well, I'm trying to live outside the traditional 126 00:05:43,697 --> 00:05:44,896 concept of time. 127 00:05:44,898 --> 00:05:47,563 So, could be weeks, could me months, 128 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:49,463 could be a year and a half, no idea. 129 00:05:49,465 --> 00:05:51,029 Oh, here we are. 130 00:05:51,031 --> 00:05:52,698 - (cheering) - Thank you so much. 131 00:05:55,664 --> 00:05:57,297 JACK: So what exactly do you do? 132 00:05:57,299 --> 00:05:58,997 Make sure everything runs like clockwork. 133 00:05:58,999 --> 00:06:01,029 - Service the equipment. - Right. 134 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:04,629 Make sandwiches, make teas. 135 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,364 Uh... Oh, Christ. 136 00:06:09,032 --> 00:06:10,730 (mutters) 137 00:06:10,732 --> 00:06:12,263 Sorry. 138 00:06:12,265 --> 00:06:13,929 Sorry. Sorry, Michael. 139 00:06:13,931 --> 00:06:15,330 You're fired. 140 00:06:15,332 --> 00:06:16,399 Fair do's. 141 00:06:17,764 --> 00:06:19,765 (crowd cheers) 142 00:06:21,897 --> 00:06:23,898 Got fired. 143 00:06:25,698 --> 00:06:26,895 Give Ellie one for me, yeah? 144 00:06:26,897 --> 00:06:28,199 - No, really, we don't... - Catch you later. 145 00:06:29,831 --> 00:06:34,829 (Michael vocalizing over speaker) 146 00:06:34,831 --> 00:06:36,395 ELLIE: Oh, great day. 147 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:37,629 JACK: Yeah, great day. 148 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,963 Though, Elle, we should stop now. 149 00:06:39,965 --> 00:06:41,663 I can't do this anymore. 150 00:06:41,665 --> 00:06:43,662 (scoffs) Don't be stupid. 151 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,595 You're gonna need a bigger tent. 152 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:46,962 (American accent): You're gonna need a bigger tent. 153 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:48,863 No, okay, stop. You gotta stop pretending 154 00:06:48,865 --> 00:06:52,895 that we're in a thrilling story with a big, exciting end. 155 00:06:52,897 --> 00:06:55,428 We're in a little story and it ends now. 156 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:57,395 I think I hear something special in my songs, 157 00:06:57,397 --> 00:06:58,863 you think you hear something special, 158 00:06:58,865 --> 00:07:00,296 and I love you for it. 159 00:07:00,298 --> 00:07:01,997 But no one else does. No one ever has. 160 00:07:01,999 --> 00:07:03,663 Uh, Nick loves "The Summer Song." 161 00:07:03,665 --> 00:07:06,396 Nick is famously a world-class moron. 162 00:07:06,398 --> 00:07:08,795 If it hasn't happened by now, it's not going to. 163 00:07:08,797 --> 00:07:09,962 It'll take a miracle. 164 00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:11,830 Miracles happen. 165 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,362 I mean it. 166 00:07:13,364 --> 00:07:14,929 This is a serious moment for me. 167 00:07:14,931 --> 00:07:16,763 This is just absolutely not happening. 168 00:07:16,765 --> 00:07:20,396 Look, I can't be the star that we thought I could be at 14, 169 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,962 on that day in the school hall 170 00:07:21,964 --> 00:07:24,630 when I sang a pretty cool cover of "Wonderwall" 171 00:07:24,632 --> 00:07:26,863 and you were there, backstage. 172 00:07:26,865 --> 00:07:28,362 - I'm not hearing a word. - Okay, but look. 173 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:31,662 This, this was my last gig. 174 00:07:31,664 --> 00:07:34,596 And I'm so happy you were there. 175 00:07:34,598 --> 00:07:37,432 This is the end of our long and winding road. 176 00:07:43,365 --> 00:07:45,328 ELLIE: Come on! The world is full of miracles. 177 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:46,695 JACK: Like what? 178 00:07:46,697 --> 00:07:48,630 Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol. 179 00:07:48,632 --> 00:07:50,630 - Oh... - You'll change your mind. 180 00:07:50,632 --> 00:07:52,696 I won't. This is the start of a better life. 181 00:07:52,698 --> 00:07:56,200 And I'm... feeling perky about it. 182 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:39,840 JACK: Mmm. 183 00:08:41,807 --> 00:08:43,337 Night-night, rock star. 184 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:44,773 Yeah. Night-night. 185 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:52,640 ♪ ♪ 186 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,806 ♪ ♪ 187 00:09:23,339 --> 00:09:24,770 (crowd cheering) 188 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,970 (speaking Japanese) 189 00:09:26,972 --> 00:09:29,373 ♪ ♪ 190 00:09:35,872 --> 00:09:38,040 ♪ ♪ 191 00:09:53,606 --> 00:09:55,574 - (grunts) - (bicycle wheel spinning) 192 00:09:57,906 --> 00:10:00,773 ♪ ♪ 193 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,407 (speaking Japanese) 194 00:10:09,907 --> 00:10:11,807 (groans softly) 195 00:10:15,473 --> 00:10:17,671 You all right, mate? 196 00:10:17,673 --> 00:10:19,407 (Jack groans) 197 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,606 Just a few minutes, okay? 198 00:10:31,772 --> 00:10:33,673 (chuckles softly) 199 00:10:35,772 --> 00:10:38,037 (whispering): Can I just say one thing? 200 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:41,770 Just to... warn you. 201 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:44,004 I've spoken with the doctor and you, 202 00:10:44,006 --> 00:10:46,471 - you will walk again. - (grunts softly) 203 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:49,603 But you have lost your beard 204 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,403 and, um, two big teeth. 205 00:10:52,405 --> 00:10:53,439 And even though it should be sad, 206 00:10:54,373 --> 00:10:56,072 it's actually very funny, unfortunately. 207 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:59,603 - (groans softly) - So despite all the pain and inconvenience, 208 00:10:59,605 --> 00:11:01,904 you're not even gonna get any sympathy. 209 00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:04,971 People will just laugh at you. 210 00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:06,671 (chuckles softly) 211 00:11:06,673 --> 00:11:08,674 (chuckles) Ow. 212 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,970 What happened? 213 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:15,072 (sighs, chuckles) No one knows. 214 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,470 It was all over the world. 215 00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:19,571 Electricity flicked off for 12 seconds. 216 00:11:19,573 --> 00:11:21,403 You were just unlucky that at that exact moment, 217 00:11:21,405 --> 00:11:22,406 a big bus hit you. 218 00:11:23,306 --> 00:11:24,337 You know, the weird thing they thought 219 00:11:24,339 --> 00:11:25,204 was gonna happen at midnight when we hit 2000? 220 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:28,005 - Oh, yeah, Y2K. - It sort of happened. 221 00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:31,338 It was very big news which, um, you missed entirely. 222 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:33,471 - Because of the bus. - Ah. 223 00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:35,805 Mm-hmm. (chuckles) 224 00:11:35,807 --> 00:11:39,340 Right. I've gotta get back to school. 225 00:11:40,606 --> 00:11:42,838 - Elle? - Yeah? 226 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,370 Thanks for taking such good care of me. 227 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,005 You're welcome. I'll come back later. 228 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,571 Will you still need me, 229 00:11:49,573 --> 00:11:51,838 will you still feed me, when I'm 64? 230 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,804 (laughs): I don't know. I'll think about it. 231 00:11:53,806 --> 00:11:56,503 - Why 64? - What do you mean? 232 00:11:56,505 --> 00:12:00,503 It's just... oh, forget it. (chuckles) 233 00:12:00,505 --> 00:12:02,940 What do you mean, "Why 64?" 234 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,504 (sighs) 235 00:12:07,506 --> 00:12:08,705 ELLIE: I think the accident 236 00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:09,905 was a message from God. 237 00:12:09,907 --> 00:12:12,638 - (scoffs) - Yeah, he was very angry. 238 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,637 Elle, you think me getting hit by a bus 239 00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:16,538 was God's way of telling me not to go back to teaching? 240 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:18,104 (laughs): Exactly. (squeals) 241 00:12:18,106 --> 00:12:19,403 Incredible. It's amazing. 242 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,538 You know, God loves your stuff. 243 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,837 Look, if God had been remotely interested in my stuff, 244 00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,503 he would've once, right, just once, 245 00:12:25,505 --> 00:12:28,004 had someone write me a fan letter who wasn't my mum. 246 00:12:28,006 --> 00:12:29,637 (snickers) Or me. 247 00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:31,571 - (laughs) - Yeah. 248 00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,570 (sighs) I didn't ask to be The Beatles, 249 00:12:33,572 --> 00:12:35,570 you know, I just wanted once to have a standing ovation 250 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,805 not given by people who were already standing at the bar. 251 00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:39,704 (chuckles) Be the what? 252 00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:41,574 (siren wailing in distance) 253 00:12:44,505 --> 00:12:46,737 - NICK: Oh, my God. - JACK: Oh, yeah. 254 00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:48,905 - Carol, come and look! - (Ellie laughs) 255 00:12:48,907 --> 00:12:50,670 I know Ellie said it was funny, 256 00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:53,371 but no one mentioned visual humor of this quality. 257 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:57,004 - Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth. - (Nick groans) 258 00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:59,037 - Cheese! - Oh, wow. - (laughter) 259 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,337 - (camera clicking) - ELLIE: Presents, presents, 260 00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:02,905 - presents. - Mm, presents, presents. - Yes, yes. 261 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,905 It's true, we have bought you presents. 262 00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,671 - Exciting. - Well, they have, obviously. 263 00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:08,070 - Huge work week. - Yeah, yeah. 264 00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:09,871 - What do we have here? - (Nick clears throat) 265 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,671 Okay, okay, okay. 266 00:13:11,673 --> 00:13:13,838 - Uh, boom! Hey! - ELLIE: Oh, wow. 267 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,604 - Because you lost your teeth. That's... - Yeah, I know. 268 00:13:16,606 --> 00:13:18,570 - That's why that's funny. Okay. - (laughter) 269 00:13:18,572 --> 00:13:20,638 - Number two. - ELLIE (laughs): Where did you get that? 270 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,838 - (grunts) - (chuckles) 271 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,104 - 'Cause you got hit by a bus. - Yeah, I remember. 272 00:13:24,106 --> 00:13:25,104 - (laughter) - Do you? 273 00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:26,437 - Hilarious. - Yeah. 274 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,771 All right. One more. 275 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,037 - I've signed your name, don't worry. - One more, yes. 276 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:32,404 I don't know what this one could possibly be. 277 00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:34,404 - Oh, my... Neither do I. - NICK: No idea. 278 00:13:34,406 --> 00:13:37,070 - (laughs) - I mean, I'm thinking some sort of snow shovel. 279 00:13:37,072 --> 00:13:40,805 - Mm-hmm. - Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs. 280 00:13:40,807 --> 00:13:42,603 (laughs): Just open it, open it, open it. 281 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:43,804 CAROL: Oh. 282 00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:45,339 Okay. 283 00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:50,874 Wow. 284 00:13:53,806 --> 00:13:55,570 - NICK: 'Cause yours got run over by a bus. - (sighs) 285 00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,404 - (Nick chuckles) - CAROL: Well, play something. 286 00:13:57,406 --> 00:13:58,770 - ELLIE (laughs): Yes, play something. - NICK: Come on. 287 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:01,103 - Play "The Summer Song." - Let me get rid of this. 288 00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:02,637 (Ellie grunts) 289 00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:03,671 (Rocky laughing) 290 00:14:03,673 --> 00:14:04,937 Hey! 291 00:14:04,939 --> 00:14:06,404 What's tickin' and tockin' and rockin'? 292 00:14:06,406 --> 00:14:07,804 - Yeah! - Oh! - What is he doing here? 293 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,805 Yeah, he got sacked. He's staying with us, 294 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,938 - sleeping on the sofa. - JACK: That is a disaster 295 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,705 - that could last forever... - NICK: Yep. - Terrible decision. 296 00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,036 - That's right. - ...and ruin your entire life. 297 00:14:15,038 --> 00:14:15,905 - Absolutely. - (Ellie laughs) 298 00:14:15,907 --> 00:14:17,770 Hey, really glad you're not dead, man. 299 00:14:17,772 --> 00:14:18,504 - (groans) - (kisses) 300 00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:19,537 CAROL: He's got a new guitar. 301 00:14:19,539 --> 00:14:21,507 - He's gonna play a song. - Ow. - ROCKY: Epic. 302 00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:26,906 A great guitar requires a great song. 303 00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,474 (plays gentle melody) 304 00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:37,638 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 305 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,870 ♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪ 306 00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:45,337 ♪ Now it seems as though they're here to stay ♪ 307 00:14:45,339 --> 00:14:51,306 ♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪ 308 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:57,037 Go on. 309 00:14:57,039 --> 00:15:00,404 ♪ Suddenly ♪ 310 00:15:00,406 --> 00:15:05,037 ♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪ 311 00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:08,404 ♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪ 312 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:13,905 ♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪ 313 00:15:13,907 --> 00:15:15,404 (children laughing) 314 00:15:15,406 --> 00:15:19,903 ♪ Why she had to go ♪ 315 00:15:19,905 --> 00:15:21,104 ♪ I don't know ♪ 316 00:15:21,106 --> 00:15:22,606 ♪ She wouldn't say ♪ 317 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:29,770 ♪ I said something wrong ♪ 318 00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:33,440 ♪ Now I long for yesterday. ♪ 319 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,003 (whispering): Oh, my... 320 00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:44,471 Wha... What the hell was that? 321 00:15:44,473 --> 00:15:46,070 "Yesterday." 322 00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:48,670 (exhales) That was one of the most beautiful songs 323 00:15:48,672 --> 00:15:50,969 - I've ever heard. - ROCKY: Yeah. I mean, 324 00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:52,770 it's a bit-bit sloppy, but it's sweet. 325 00:15:52,772 --> 00:15:56,438 - Oh. - (laughs): When did you write that? 326 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,604 I didn't write it. Paul McCartney wrote it, 327 00:15:58,606 --> 00:15:59,705 The Beatles. 328 00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:01,371 Who? 329 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:02,737 The Beatles. 330 00:16:02,739 --> 00:16:04,337 The what? 331 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,004 John, Paul, George and Ringo, The Beatles. 332 00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:08,705 ROCKY: Which beetles is this? 333 00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:09,807 The insect beetles or the car Beetles? 334 00:16:10,807 --> 00:16:12,504 The pop group Beatles... Nick, help me out here. 335 00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:14,738 - (smacks lips) Right. Yes. - (Ellie chuckles) 336 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,037 Um, there's this problem with musicians. 337 00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:20,670 They presume everyone else has this encyclopedic knowledge 338 00:16:20,672 --> 00:16:23,104 of obscure pop, make you feel stupid when you haven't 339 00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:24,805 heard of bands, you know, 340 00:16:24,807 --> 00:16:27,903 like Neutral Milk Hotel, or, uh, The Monophonics, 341 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:31,337 - or, in this case, The Beatles. - (laughter) 342 00:16:31,339 --> 00:16:33,071 Wow, this is the most complicated joke 343 00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,338 - I've ever heard. - No... 344 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,271 NICK: Nice song, though. 345 00:16:35,273 --> 00:16:37,403 - It's not a nice song. - No, it is, mate. 346 00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:38,437 Don't do yourself down 347 00:16:38,439 --> 00:16:40,870 just 'cause you look like a cartoon character. 348 00:16:40,872 --> 00:16:42,470 - It's-it's a very nice song. - (laughs) 349 00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:43,869 It's not a very nice song, Nick. 350 00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:45,804 It's one of the greatest songs ever written. 351 00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:49,404 Well, it's not Coldplay. It's not "Fix You." 352 00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:51,104 It's not bloody "Fix You," Carol, 353 00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:54,737 it's a great, great work of art. 354 00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:58,673 Wow, somebody suddenly got very cocky. 355 00:17:00,706 --> 00:17:02,705 ELLIE: That song was exquisite. 356 00:17:02,707 --> 00:17:04,404 How come I've never heard it before? 357 00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:06,403 Okay, I don't know what you guys are playing at, 358 00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:09,704 but this is so weird, a-and quite unfair, 359 00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:11,770 in light of me having lost two teeth, 360 00:17:11,772 --> 00:17:13,937 looking like a sort of reverse rabbit. 361 00:17:13,939 --> 00:17:15,670 I-I'm on pretty heavy medication. 362 00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:17,604 - (scoffs) - Just let me out. 363 00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:19,071 (scoffs) All right. 364 00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:22,570 (tires screech) 365 00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:23,904 - (seat belt reeling) - I thought you liked the medication. 366 00:17:23,906 --> 00:17:25,437 Yeah, I do love the medication. 367 00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:27,870 I really don't know what you're cross about. 368 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,071 (sighs) 369 00:17:29,073 --> 00:17:31,641 (laughs): Jack... 370 00:17:41,906 --> 00:17:44,071 (sighs) 371 00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:45,674 (tires screech) 372 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,772 ♪ ♪ 373 00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:58,772 (thunder crashing) 374 00:18:04,938 --> 00:18:06,872 (panting) 375 00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,869 Oh, Christ. 376 00:18:13,871 --> 00:18:16,770 No way. No way. 377 00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:19,039 (quietly): Okay. All right. 378 00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:24,471 What? 379 00:18:24,473 --> 00:18:26,374 Mm. 380 00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,438 (laughs) 381 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,805 Okay. (clears throat) 382 00:18:37,673 --> 00:18:39,539 (thunder rumbles) 383 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,772 Oh... you are having me on. 384 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,937 B, B, B, B. 385 00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:00,674 "Bowie," "Beck," "Beach Boys." 386 00:19:04,606 --> 00:19:07,371 No. Stop it. 387 00:19:07,373 --> 00:19:09,840 ♪ ♪ 388 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,937 Oh, fuck off! 389 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,103 No! 390 00:19:19,105 --> 00:19:21,669 Let's try... 391 00:19:21,671 --> 00:19:23,471 Good. 392 00:19:23,473 --> 00:19:24,339 Still rolling. 393 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,836 Oh, thank God. 394 00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:30,339 God bless you, Donald. 395 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,307 (whispers): Okay. 396 00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:36,903 No. 397 00:19:36,905 --> 00:19:39,470 Okay, let's just... 398 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:42,770 (groans) 399 00:19:42,772 --> 00:19:44,473 Well, that figures. 400 00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:49,403 (thunder rumbles) 401 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,306 ♪ ♪ 402 00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:04,540 (thunder rumbles) 403 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,474 Elle! 404 00:20:11,005 --> 00:20:13,570 - (gasps, exhales) - (knocking) 405 00:20:13,572 --> 00:20:14,772 (whispers): Jack. 406 00:20:20,738 --> 00:20:24,403 - What...? - Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are? 407 00:20:24,405 --> 00:20:25,374 Genuinely. 408 00:20:26,472 --> 00:20:28,103 Okay. 409 00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:30,936 Then I'm in a really, really, really complicated situation. 410 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,070 See you soon. 411 00:20:32,072 --> 00:20:34,307 Nice pajamas. 412 00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:38,340 Jack! (chuckles) 413 00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:41,670 JACK: Christ. I don't even know 414 00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,570 if I can remember the words to the songs. 415 00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:46,770 Okay. "Eleanor Rigby... 416 00:20:46,772 --> 00:20:49,437 "Eleanor Rigby lives in a church, 417 00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:51,104 in a room where the wedding..." 418 00:20:51,106 --> 00:20:52,737 No. 419 00:20:52,739 --> 00:20:55,969 "Eleanor Rigby, darning her socks in the... 420 00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:57,370 In a room where..." 421 00:20:57,372 --> 00:21:00,670 No, does... does she have...? 422 00:21:00,672 --> 00:21:02,573 Does she have socks? 423 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:09,007 (exhales sharply) 424 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,640 JACK: Am I gonna do this? 425 00:21:15,706 --> 00:21:17,940 Can I do this? 426 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:22,836 (thunder crashing) 427 00:21:22,838 --> 00:21:24,705 ♪ ♪ 428 00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:35,669 - Yeah? - Four and one. 429 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:38,737 Four and one. Beautiful. That's music to my ears. 430 00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:41,403 - Right, now what is our common, uh, factor... - Miss, there's 431 00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:43,470 - someone at the window. - Sorry? - BOY: The window, the window. 432 00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:46,537 - Um... Yes. Right. - (laughter) 433 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,603 Can you all just give me just one second? 434 00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,371 I want... If there's any more factors of, um, 18, 435 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:52,071 I wanna hear 'em. 436 00:21:52,073 --> 00:21:54,570 - Yes? - I may do one more gig. 437 00:21:54,572 --> 00:21:56,770 I think I may have got some, like, new songs. 438 00:21:56,772 --> 00:21:58,104 - BOY: Is that your boyfriend, miss? - Great. 439 00:21:58,106 --> 00:21:59,703 - (students oohing) - No! 440 00:21:59,705 --> 00:22:01,937 Enough! He is not my boyfriend! That is enough. 441 00:22:01,939 --> 00:22:04,004 ♪ Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again ♪ 442 00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:05,502 ♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪ 443 00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:06,569 Yes! Another one. 444 00:22:06,571 --> 00:22:07,769 Your boyfriend's left you, miss. 445 00:22:07,771 --> 00:22:08,970 (laughter) 446 00:22:08,972 --> 00:22:12,036 - BOY: Awkward! - (laughter) 447 00:22:12,038 --> 00:22:13,869 (laughs) You're right, that was very awkward. 448 00:22:13,871 --> 00:22:15,669 But let's keep going! 449 00:22:15,671 --> 00:22:18,371 - (forklift beeping) - ♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪ 450 00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:21,736 ♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪ 451 00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:24,602 (groans) What did he do there, though? 452 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:26,703 ♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪ 453 00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:29,004 - ♪ Dragged a... neh... across my head ♪ - (knocking) 454 00:22:29,006 --> 00:22:31,469 - SHEILA: Yoo-hoo! - Yeah? 455 00:22:31,471 --> 00:22:32,869 Oh. Sure those Post-it Notes 456 00:22:32,871 --> 00:22:34,003 aren't gonna mark the wallpaper? 457 00:22:34,005 --> 00:22:35,837 Eh, that's not exactly my top priority at the moment. 458 00:22:35,839 --> 00:22:38,070 Oh, well, your top priority should be 459 00:22:38,072 --> 00:22:40,469 getting yourself some new teeth. (clicks tongue) Aw. 460 00:22:40,471 --> 00:22:41,669 I brought you a Pepsi. 461 00:22:41,671 --> 00:22:43,970 - Have we not got any Coke? - What? 462 00:22:43,972 --> 00:22:45,837 Coca-Cola. 463 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:47,670 I don't know what you're saying. 464 00:22:47,672 --> 00:22:50,407 Come downstairs if you're hungry. 465 00:22:58,739 --> 00:23:00,473 (quietly): Gotcha. 466 00:23:02,038 --> 00:23:03,736 JACK: Do you reckon you could, like, make 'em look, 467 00:23:03,738 --> 00:23:05,404 you know, better than before? 468 00:23:05,406 --> 00:23:06,836 It's just, I'm hoping to relaunch my music thing... 469 00:23:06,838 --> 00:23:09,403 I'm a dentist, Jack, not a magician. 470 00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:12,436 Let's try the red. (sighs) 471 00:23:12,438 --> 00:23:14,737 Your dad was my first-ever patient. 472 00:23:14,739 --> 00:23:17,437 I only survived because of people like him. 473 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,602 That's right. 474 00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:20,370 I only coped... 475 00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:22,036 Clamp. 476 00:23:22,038 --> 00:23:23,705 ...with a little help from my friends. 477 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:28,439 (laughing) 478 00:23:36,903 --> 00:23:37,538 Eh. (exhales sharply) 479 00:23:40,706 --> 00:23:42,970 - (keys jingle) - So, um... 480 00:23:42,972 --> 00:23:45,402 - uh, I thought we'd agreed. - Yeah, well, we had, Dad. 481 00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:47,402 But I've-I've got a bunch of new songs, and I thought people 482 00:23:47,404 --> 00:23:48,503 might like to hear 'em. 483 00:23:48,505 --> 00:23:50,869 Huh. Well, why, uh, 484 00:23:50,871 --> 00:23:52,906 why don't you play one for us? 485 00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:56,004 Okay. 486 00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:57,969 - You sure? - Y-Yeah, of course. 487 00:23:57,971 --> 00:24:00,470 Me and your dad love hearing your... things. 488 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,703 Don't we, darling? 489 00:24:01,705 --> 00:24:02,869 We do. 490 00:24:02,871 --> 00:24:06,670 - Okay. Okay, good. - JED: Right. 491 00:24:06,672 --> 00:24:10,369 - (exhales, mutters) - Ooh. 492 00:24:10,371 --> 00:24:12,769 JACK: (inhales) Okay. 493 00:24:12,771 --> 00:24:17,773 Right, this is called... "Let It Be." 494 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,939 ♪ ♪ 495 00:24:38,073 --> 00:24:42,037 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪ 496 00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:44,670 ♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪ 497 00:24:44,672 --> 00:24:45,836 ♪ Speaking... ♪ 498 00:24:45,838 --> 00:24:47,770 - (doorbell rings) - Oh. Oh, sorry, love. 499 00:24:47,772 --> 00:24:49,904 - I'll get it. - Mmm. 500 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:51,869 Good start, though. 501 00:24:51,871 --> 00:24:52,937 Very pretty. 502 00:24:52,939 --> 00:24:54,536 (door opens) 503 00:24:54,538 --> 00:24:56,071 - Ah, hello, Sheila. - Terry! 504 00:24:56,073 --> 00:24:57,436 - Come in, love. - Nice to see you. 505 00:24:57,438 --> 00:24:58,936 Oh. It's Terry! 506 00:24:58,938 --> 00:25:01,670 - Oh. Terry. Hey! - Hello. Hiya. Hey. 507 00:25:01,672 --> 00:25:03,703 Jack's just playing us a new song. 508 00:25:03,705 --> 00:25:04,938 Oh, really? I thought, I thought he'd given up. 509 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:07,704 - Yeah, no, well, he's got some new songs. - He... Yeah. 510 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,436 - Uh, what's this one called? - Uh, "Leave It Be." 511 00:25:09,438 --> 00:25:10,836 - "Let It Be." - TERRY: Oh, excellent. 512 00:25:10,838 --> 00:25:13,336 - Well, rock on, Jack. - Uh-huh. 513 00:25:13,338 --> 00:25:14,870 Well, it's not very rocky, but... 514 00:25:14,872 --> 00:25:16,936 (clears throat) 515 00:25:16,938 --> 00:25:19,770 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble... ♪ 516 00:25:19,772 --> 00:25:20,869 Would you like a drink, Terry? 517 00:25:20,871 --> 00:25:22,370 Dad... 518 00:25:22,372 --> 00:25:23,536 Well, I'd already heard that bit. 519 00:25:23,538 --> 00:25:24,669 Sorry, Jack. 520 00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:26,036 Your dad's a rude man. 521 00:25:26,038 --> 00:25:28,037 Yeah, I'll get a beer, please, Jed. 522 00:25:28,039 --> 00:25:29,104 JED (straining): Excellent. 523 00:25:29,106 --> 00:25:30,502 Right. (grunts) 524 00:25:30,504 --> 00:25:31,937 Carry on, Jacko. 525 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:33,704 I'll be back. 526 00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:34,937 - Can I get it in a glass? - Glass it is! 527 00:25:34,939 --> 00:25:36,537 Right, is everyone else settled? 528 00:25:36,539 --> 00:25:37,803 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes! 529 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,804 Hurry it up, darling, you're losing the crowd. 530 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,503 - Okay. - (chuckles) 531 00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:44,904 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪ 532 00:25:44,906 --> 00:25:47,636 - ♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪ - (ringtone playing) 533 00:25:47,638 --> 00:25:48,804 TERRY: Ooh, sorry. 534 00:25:48,806 --> 00:25:49,836 Sorry, Jack. That's me. 535 00:25:49,838 --> 00:25:51,402 Sorry, my fault. 536 00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:52,937 (ringtone continues playing) 537 00:25:52,939 --> 00:25:55,337 - Oh, it's Marge. - SHEILA: Oh. (chuckles) 538 00:25:55,339 --> 00:25:56,704 TERRY: Hello, love. 539 00:25:56,706 --> 00:25:58,904 I'm just at, uh, Jed and Sheila's house 540 00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:01,570 listening to Jack's new song. "Let Him Be." 541 00:26:01,572 --> 00:26:03,036 - "Let It Be." - "Let It Be." 542 00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:06,403 No, well, apparently, he's-he's started up again. 543 00:26:06,405 --> 00:26:07,936 Yeah. 544 00:26:07,938 --> 00:26:09,937 (sighs): Uh, yeah, I know. 545 00:26:09,939 --> 00:26:13,770 I know. I know. 546 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:16,070 Yeah, I know. 547 00:26:16,072 --> 00:26:17,603 - I know. - What do you know? 548 00:26:17,605 --> 00:26:19,636 Listen, I'll-I'll... I'll call you back 549 00:26:19,638 --> 00:26:21,437 when it's over, all right? 550 00:26:21,439 --> 00:26:22,469 Oh, all right, then. 551 00:26:22,471 --> 00:26:24,071 Yeah. Okay. See you in a minute. 552 00:26:24,073 --> 00:26:26,737 - Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man. - Maybe start 553 00:26:26,739 --> 00:26:28,569 after the first bit. I've heard it three times now. 554 00:26:28,571 --> 00:26:29,703 If it's okay, I'm gonna go from the top. 555 00:26:29,705 --> 00:26:30,772 Please yourself, son. 556 00:26:35,504 --> 00:26:37,869 - (plays notes) - Then, maybe we can have "Summer Song." 557 00:26:37,871 --> 00:26:41,336 - (discordant notes play) - Christ! This is "Let It Be." 558 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:44,537 You're the first people on Earth to hear this song. 559 00:26:44,539 --> 00:26:46,804 This is like watching da Vinci paint The Mona Lisa 560 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,804 right in front of your bloody eyes. 561 00:26:48,806 --> 00:26:52,805 Can you not just be quiet for a single second? 562 00:26:55,972 --> 00:26:58,603 - (doorbell rings) - Ooh, that'll be Marge. 563 00:26:58,605 --> 00:27:00,602 - Oh, Marjorie! - Well, she said she was gonna come round, 564 00:27:00,604 --> 00:27:02,570 - so I'll... Oh, yeah. - Oh, I'll put the kettle on. 565 00:27:02,572 --> 00:27:03,904 - Hi! - Hello. - Hello, love. 566 00:27:03,906 --> 00:27:05,537 - Hi. Hi. - How are you? 567 00:27:05,539 --> 00:27:07,502 - Come in, come in. - Well, that went well. 568 00:27:07,504 --> 00:27:08,737 - Oh, that's good coffee. - MARJORIE: Thank you. 569 00:27:08,739 --> 00:27:09,937 - Good. - Put the kettle on, actually. - (door closes) 570 00:27:09,939 --> 00:27:12,103 JACK: This is a new song I've just written. 571 00:27:12,105 --> 00:27:16,804 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪ 572 00:27:16,806 --> 00:27:20,570 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 573 00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:21,869 - (balloon pops) - (gasps) 574 00:27:21,871 --> 00:27:25,804 ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪ 575 00:27:25,806 --> 00:27:29,570 - ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ - I'm gonna get you! 576 00:27:29,572 --> 00:27:31,669 (balloon pops) 577 00:27:31,671 --> 00:27:33,803 - ♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪ - (piano playing) 578 00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:36,537 ♪ Let it be ♪ 579 00:27:36,539 --> 00:27:39,669 (whispering): Oh, God. 580 00:27:39,671 --> 00:27:43,003 (inhales sharply) 581 00:27:43,005 --> 00:27:45,903 (indistinct chatter) 582 00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:47,602 (plays final note) 583 00:27:47,604 --> 00:27:51,602 (soft chatter continues) 584 00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:54,537 MAN: Right, bag stack them up and put them on the trailer. 585 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:58,437 - (indistinct chatter nearby) - (water lapping) 586 00:27:58,439 --> 00:27:59,770 Excuse me. 587 00:27:59,772 --> 00:28:02,470 - Yeah? - Um, are you the manager? 588 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,104 Uh-huh. 589 00:28:04,106 --> 00:28:05,703 I'm Gavin. 590 00:28:05,705 --> 00:28:08,536 (indistinct chatter) 591 00:28:08,538 --> 00:28:10,936 (panting): Hey. 592 00:28:10,938 --> 00:28:12,970 You okay? 593 00:28:12,972 --> 00:28:15,769 (clicks tongue) It's me, that's the problem. 594 00:28:15,771 --> 00:28:17,969 That's the awful truth. The revelation. 595 00:28:17,971 --> 00:28:21,973 I know the songs are strong, but no one's interested still. 596 00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:25,503 Jack Malik's the problem. 597 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:27,036 - That's not true. - It is. 598 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,637 I just don't have the "it" that's the difference 599 00:28:28,639 --> 00:28:31,337 between Jay-Z and... 600 00:28:31,339 --> 00:28:34,437 - (scoffs) Jay-Y. - (chuckles) 601 00:28:34,439 --> 00:28:36,773 Well, then, how do you explain this? 602 00:28:39,671 --> 00:28:42,336 You're gonna be a recording artist, Mr. Malik. 603 00:28:42,338 --> 00:28:44,836 - ♪ Because she loves you ♪ - (guitar playing) 604 00:28:44,838 --> 00:28:46,905 - ♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪ - (squeals) 605 00:28:48,006 --> 00:28:49,637 ♪ Yes, she loves you ♪ 606 00:28:49,639 --> 00:28:51,502 I'd be very happy to help for free. 607 00:28:51,504 --> 00:28:53,636 My studio, at your service. 608 00:28:53,638 --> 00:28:56,969 Gavin. You're cool. 609 00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:57,939 Y... Am I? 610 00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,804 ♪ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 611 00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:02,603 ♪ And with a love like that ♪ 612 00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:05,637 ♪ You know you should be glad ♪ 613 00:29:05,639 --> 00:29:08,470 - ♪ With a love like that ♪ - (train horn blows) 614 00:29:08,472 --> 00:29:10,806 ♪ You know you should... ♪ 615 00:29:14,439 --> 00:29:16,840 (windows rattling) 616 00:29:20,539 --> 00:29:25,736 ♪ Be glad... ♪ 617 00:29:25,738 --> 00:29:28,569 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 618 00:29:28,571 --> 00:29:32,069 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 619 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,736 Yes, yes, yes, we got it! 620 00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:36,570 Yes, we have reached the mountaintop! 621 00:29:36,572 --> 00:29:38,770 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 622 00:29:38,772 --> 00:29:39,940 (laughs): Do you like it, Gavin? 623 00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:42,903 - I absolutely love it, Ellie. Mwah! - (laughing) 624 00:29:42,905 --> 00:29:45,035 - (Ellie sighs, laughs) - (Gavin groans) 625 00:29:45,037 --> 00:29:46,869 Jack, you got any more songs? 626 00:29:46,871 --> 00:29:48,904 One or two. 627 00:29:48,906 --> 00:29:53,937 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪ 628 00:29:53,939 --> 00:29:55,669 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 629 00:29:55,671 --> 00:30:00,836 ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪ 630 00:30:00,838 --> 00:30:04,602 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 631 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:07,069 BOTH: ♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪ 632 00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:11,769 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 633 00:30:11,771 --> 00:30:14,803 ♪ And when I touch you ♪ 634 00:30:14,805 --> 00:30:17,473 ♪ I feel happy inside ♪ 635 00:30:19,439 --> 00:30:22,969 - ♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪ - (laughs) 636 00:30:22,971 --> 00:30:25,403 BOTH: ♪ I can't hide ♪ 637 00:30:25,405 --> 00:30:26,904 ♪ I can't hide ♪ 638 00:30:26,906 --> 00:30:29,804 ♪ I can't hide... ♪ 639 00:30:29,806 --> 00:30:31,602 (laughs) 640 00:30:31,604 --> 00:30:36,337 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪ 641 00:30:36,339 --> 00:30:38,804 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 642 00:30:38,806 --> 00:30:40,536 ♪ And the way she looked ♪ 643 00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:43,469 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪ 644 00:30:43,471 --> 00:30:45,069 Whoo! 645 00:30:45,071 --> 00:30:49,437 ♪ She wouldn't dance with another ♪ 646 00:30:49,439 --> 00:30:51,736 - Whoo! - ♪ Oh ♪ 647 00:30:51,738 --> 00:30:55,603 ♪ When I saw her standing there. ♪ 648 00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:57,437 (train horn blows) 649 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,402 (song ends) 650 00:30:59,404 --> 00:31:01,570 - Have a listen. - Thank you. 651 00:31:01,572 --> 00:31:03,637 - Hey. Exciting. - MAN: How much? 652 00:31:03,639 --> 00:31:05,002 Oh, no charge. 653 00:31:05,004 --> 00:31:06,473 Uh, it's free with any purchase. 654 00:31:07,638 --> 00:31:08,538 Songs with your Snickers, music with your multipacks. 655 00:31:09,805 --> 00:31:11,006 - Oh, thank you. - Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese. 656 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:12,905 - Jack! - TV HOST: And here's a lovely 657 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:16,103 little story. Jack, you work in the wholesale warehouse 658 00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:18,336 in Lowestoft. 659 00:31:18,338 --> 00:31:21,469 And we hear members of the retail trade have been getting 660 00:31:21,471 --> 00:31:23,537 a free CD along with their jumbo boxes 661 00:31:23,539 --> 00:31:27,002 - of Nescafé and washing powder. - That's right. 662 00:31:27,004 --> 00:31:28,903 But you're gonna sing us a new song now. 663 00:31:28,905 --> 00:31:31,570 So, here's Jack Malik, the singing wholesaler, 664 00:31:31,572 --> 00:31:33,869 "In My Life." 665 00:31:33,871 --> 00:31:38,737 ♪ But of all these friends and lovers ♪ 666 00:31:38,739 --> 00:31:41,035 ♪ There is no one ♪ 667 00:31:41,037 --> 00:31:42,837 ♪ Compares with you ♪ 668 00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:47,036 ♪ And these memories lose their meaning ♪ 669 00:31:47,038 --> 00:31:51,637 ♪ When I think of love as something new ♪ 670 00:31:51,639 --> 00:31:56,069 ♪ Though I know I'll never lose affection ♪ 671 00:31:56,071 --> 00:32:00,669 ♪ For people and things that went before ♪ 672 00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:04,969 ♪ I know I'll often stop and think about them ♪ 673 00:32:04,971 --> 00:32:08,770 ♪ In my life ♪ 674 00:32:08,772 --> 00:32:12,403 ♪ I love you more. ♪ 675 00:32:12,405 --> 00:32:15,072 (guitar playing gentle melody) 676 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,837 TV HOST: Beautiful. 677 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:24,902 No mention of, uh, jumbo-sized Fairy liquid, but nice work. 678 00:32:24,904 --> 00:32:27,602 You ever thought about doing a wholesale-based song? 679 00:32:27,604 --> 00:32:28,936 Not really, no. 680 00:32:28,938 --> 00:32:31,670 You could call it, uh, "In My Warehouse" 681 00:32:31,672 --> 00:32:33,002 instead of "In My Life." 682 00:32:33,004 --> 00:32:35,636 Now, time to find out what's happening 683 00:32:35,638 --> 00:32:37,736 in Kerry's Kitchen. (chuckles) 684 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:38,903 G'day, everyone. It's Kerry here. 685 00:32:38,905 --> 00:32:41,569 (laughs) 686 00:32:41,571 --> 00:32:43,969 I could've written every song of the Rolling Stones 687 00:32:43,971 --> 00:32:45,405 or David Bowie. 688 00:32:46,538 --> 00:32:48,570 I'll always just be Lowestoft's warbling warehouseman. 689 00:32:48,572 --> 00:32:50,002 (chuckling): Oh, no, don't. 690 00:32:50,004 --> 00:32:54,402 - That's not true. (laughs) - So obviously is. 691 00:32:54,404 --> 00:32:57,936 That song was really beautiful. 692 00:32:57,938 --> 00:32:59,871 Who-who did you write it about? 693 00:33:00,971 --> 00:33:03,437 Stop here. Stop the car. 694 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,606 (tires screech) 695 00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:10,636 - Elle. - Hmm? 696 00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:13,769 - These songs. - Mm. 697 00:33:13,771 --> 00:33:16,803 There's something about 'em you should know. 698 00:33:16,805 --> 00:33:19,703 (ringtone playing) 699 00:33:19,705 --> 00:33:22,502 Oh. Hi. 700 00:33:22,504 --> 00:33:24,536 ED SHEERAN: Hi... it's the musician... Ed Sheeran. 701 00:33:24,538 --> 00:33:26,704 - I beg your pardon. - Ed Sheeran. 702 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:29,436 - I'm a musician. - Yeah, no, seriously though, who is it? 703 00:33:29,438 --> 00:33:30,871 This must be a bad line, I'll-I'll call you back. 704 00:33:33,871 --> 00:33:36,070 Who was it? 705 00:33:36,072 --> 00:33:38,103 He said it was Ed Sheeran, the musician. 706 00:33:38,105 --> 00:33:39,436 (scoffs) That'll be Nick. 707 00:33:39,438 --> 00:33:41,370 - Mm. - (ringtone playing) 708 00:33:41,372 --> 00:33:42,737 - (laughs) - Nick! 709 00:33:42,739 --> 00:33:44,003 No, it's Ed Sheeran again. 710 00:33:44,005 --> 00:33:45,903 Yeah, can I speak to Carol, please? 711 00:33:45,905 --> 00:33:47,369 There's no one called Carol here. 712 00:33:47,371 --> 00:33:49,069 Except there is. She's always there. 713 00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:51,803 Okay, mate, um, I'll leave it there. 714 00:33:51,805 --> 00:33:53,968 Amazing performance tonight though, on TV. 715 00:33:53,970 --> 00:33:56,971 That song, "In My Life," that was really beautiful. 716 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:02,469 What did he say? 717 00:34:02,471 --> 00:34:04,637 He said he really enjoyed "In My Life." 718 00:34:04,639 --> 00:34:06,502 (scoffs) And what did Carol say? 719 00:34:06,504 --> 00:34:09,436 - She wasn't there. - (chuckles) She's always there. 720 00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:12,038 I think it might've been Ed Sheeran. 721 00:34:14,104 --> 00:34:15,971 The musician? 722 00:34:18,504 --> 00:34:20,438 ♪ ♪ 723 00:34:31,805 --> 00:34:33,370 (doorbell rings) 724 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:35,403 Hi. 725 00:34:35,405 --> 00:34:36,935 - Hello. - I'm Ed. 726 00:34:36,937 --> 00:34:39,835 - Um, is Jack here? - Oh. Right. 727 00:34:39,837 --> 00:34:41,669 I'll see if he's up. Just wait there, love. 728 00:34:41,671 --> 00:34:44,503 Jack! 729 00:34:44,505 --> 00:34:46,470 - It's for you. - Who is it? 730 00:34:46,472 --> 00:34:47,771 His name's Ed. 731 00:34:52,072 --> 00:34:54,869 He's got a nice, friendly face. 732 00:34:54,871 --> 00:34:58,972 - Hi. - (chuckling): Hi. 733 00:35:01,870 --> 00:35:04,505 C... Uh, come in. 734 00:35:07,037 --> 00:35:10,102 (clicks tongue) Your shirt's inside out. 735 00:35:10,104 --> 00:35:13,569 Oh, Christ. 736 00:35:13,571 --> 00:35:15,372 Uh, we should... 737 00:35:16,439 --> 00:35:17,868 ED: Ouch. 738 00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:20,502 So, uh, look, I'm sorry to barge in like this. 739 00:35:20,504 --> 00:35:21,902 No, no, uh, major pop stars 740 00:35:21,904 --> 00:35:23,370 are always dropping round, you know? 741 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,736 Lady Gaga won't leave us alone. 742 00:35:24,738 --> 00:35:26,968 (chuckles) You're funny. 743 00:35:26,970 --> 00:35:28,470 Well, funny-looking, at least. 744 00:35:28,472 --> 00:35:30,336 Yeah, so, anyway, I live, uh, 745 00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:33,070 I live locally, and I saw your song on TV. 746 00:35:33,072 --> 00:35:36,403 And it was really good. 747 00:35:36,405 --> 00:35:37,803 - Wow. - So I googled you, 748 00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:41,802 and I listened to your songs on the warehouse website. 749 00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:43,702 And they were even better. 750 00:35:43,704 --> 00:35:44,769 Gosh, thanks. 751 00:35:44,771 --> 00:35:47,469 All right, don't mind me. 752 00:35:47,471 --> 00:35:49,002 So, I've had the support act drop out 753 00:35:49,004 --> 00:35:51,069 of the European leg of the tour, 754 00:35:51,071 --> 00:35:53,003 and I was wondering if you'd consider it. 755 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:55,736 - Consider what? - S... Yeah. 756 00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:57,637 - Being the opening act. - (grunts softly) 757 00:35:57,639 --> 00:35:59,336 - For you, seriously? - JED: Nope. 758 00:35:59,338 --> 00:36:00,372 Yeah, why not? 759 00:36:01,305 --> 00:36:02,669 (chuckling): W-Wha... When would I start? 760 00:36:02,671 --> 00:36:04,503 - Tuesday. - (sighs) 761 00:36:04,505 --> 00:36:06,403 Do you know where the pickle is? 762 00:36:06,405 --> 00:36:07,569 No. 763 00:36:07,571 --> 00:36:09,603 - No. - Tu... What, Tuesday? 764 00:36:09,605 --> 00:36:11,569 - Not next July? - (chuckling): No. Tuesday. 765 00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:13,503 - Is your hearing all right? - (chuckling): No. 766 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,003 No, my hearing is fine, it's just, you keep saying 767 00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:16,402 lots of really strange things. 768 00:36:16,404 --> 00:36:19,503 But yes, yes, thank you, yes. 769 00:36:19,505 --> 00:36:22,769 - Um, how long do you need? - About 30 minutes. Maximum. 770 00:36:22,771 --> 00:36:24,103 Any more than that, people start getting a bit restless. 771 00:36:24,105 --> 00:36:26,603 - You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer." - Yeah. 772 00:36:26,605 --> 00:36:28,336 (laughs) Get in. 773 00:36:28,338 --> 00:36:30,503 (laughs, sighs) Night. 774 00:36:30,505 --> 00:36:31,536 - Night. - Night. 775 00:36:31,538 --> 00:36:33,803 Night. Nice to meet you. 776 00:36:33,805 --> 00:36:35,971 You look like Ed Sheeran, you know. 777 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,337 I am Ed Sheeran. 778 00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:42,872 Oh, right. Well done. 779 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,503 Light show? 780 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:48,035 - Preferably not, no. - Well, that's good, 781 00:36:48,037 --> 00:36:50,735 'cause I've only got the torch on my phone, so... 782 00:36:50,737 --> 00:36:52,069 (chuckles) Have you got any beer? 783 00:36:52,071 --> 00:36:53,736 Uh, cider. 784 00:36:53,738 --> 00:36:55,570 - Cider works. - (chuckling): Okay. 785 00:36:55,572 --> 00:36:58,369 I'll have a cider with the man that wrote "Yesterday." 786 00:36:58,371 --> 00:37:00,103 Yeah. 787 00:37:00,105 --> 00:37:03,635 Mum, Dad, who drunk all the cider? 788 00:37:03,637 --> 00:37:05,536 - ELLIE: That is nuts! - Yeah, as you said, it's nutty. 789 00:37:05,538 --> 00:37:08,403 And he's absolutely covered in tattoos. 790 00:37:08,405 --> 00:37:09,602 Nice dressing gown, by the way. 791 00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,868 No, it's not. No. 792 00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:13,703 - (laughs) - Don't. Don't start. 793 00:37:13,705 --> 00:37:15,803 It looked so good online, so I just ordered it, 794 00:37:15,805 --> 00:37:17,902 and the most disgusting pink thing in history turns up. 795 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:20,803 - So good. - (laughs): Meanwhile, you need a new roadie. 796 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:21,936 Tomorrow. 797 00:37:21,938 --> 00:37:23,437 What do you mean? You're not coming? 798 00:37:23,439 --> 00:37:26,503 (scoffs) No, of course not. 799 00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:28,537 I'm, you know, a schoolteacher. 800 00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:29,868 I teach maths. 801 00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:31,036 (chuckles): I can't suddenly manage 802 00:37:31,038 --> 00:37:33,003 Ed Sheeran's support act. 803 00:37:33,005 --> 00:37:34,802 Yeah, maybe you can, though. 804 00:37:34,804 --> 00:37:37,336 Um... yeah. 805 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,336 Well, I certainly can't do it this Tuesday. 806 00:37:39,338 --> 00:37:41,836 'Cause we've got a parent- teacher's evening at 6:45. 807 00:37:41,838 --> 00:37:43,635 And, although I like you, I... 808 00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:46,537 I don't like you enough to let down the whole of year ten. 809 00:37:46,539 --> 00:37:49,369 - Right. Okay. - Sorry. 810 00:37:49,371 --> 00:37:51,070 Lucy, Ellie's resigned from her post. 811 00:37:51,072 --> 00:37:53,935 Do you fancy being my roadie in Moscow on Tuesday? 812 00:37:53,937 --> 00:37:55,969 Sorry. Would love to, 813 00:37:55,971 --> 00:37:57,869 but we've got rehearsals for the school play. 814 00:37:57,871 --> 00:37:59,403 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 815 00:37:59,405 --> 00:38:02,103 Let's think, plan C. 816 00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:04,436 - Oh, no. - What? 817 00:38:04,438 --> 00:38:06,403 I've had an idea. It's a very bad idea. 818 00:38:06,405 --> 00:38:07,803 ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ 819 00:38:07,805 --> 00:38:10,936 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪ 820 00:38:10,938 --> 00:38:12,802 ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪ 821 00:38:12,804 --> 00:38:15,902 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪ 822 00:38:15,904 --> 00:38:18,369 ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪ 823 00:38:18,371 --> 00:38:20,003 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪ 824 00:38:20,005 --> 00:38:21,469 - (laughs) - JACK: Hi. 825 00:38:21,471 --> 00:38:22,703 ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you. ♪ 826 00:38:22,705 --> 00:38:23,903 - Welcome aboard. - Hey. Oh. - Hey. 827 00:38:23,905 --> 00:38:26,069 - How you doing, man? - Hey! 828 00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:26,902 - Here he is. - Hey. 829 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:29,405 Hello, Mr. Sheeran. My name's Rocky. 830 00:38:29,837 --> 00:38:30,836 And y-you can call me whatever you like. 831 00:38:30,838 --> 00:38:32,469 "Handsome" always works well. 832 00:38:32,471 --> 00:38:34,669 (laughs) No. 833 00:38:34,671 --> 00:38:38,003 Only kidding, no, it was just... Rock... just call me Rocky. 834 00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:39,601 - Nice to meet you, Rocky. - Yeah. 835 00:38:39,603 --> 00:38:41,069 Um, Jack, you and Rocky are at the back there. 836 00:38:41,071 --> 00:38:44,102 And listen, um, tonight, it's small and intimate. 837 00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:45,968 Don't worry. Nothing to be worried about. 838 00:38:45,970 --> 00:38:47,703 - Okay. - Cool. - All right. 839 00:38:47,705 --> 00:38:49,436 - Love your work, man. - Thank you. 840 00:38:49,438 --> 00:38:51,035 - Especially the rapping. - Really? 841 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,402 No, I'm only kidding. 842 00:38:52,404 --> 00:38:54,868 (chuckling) 843 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:57,536 No, leave it to the brothers, that'd be my advice. 844 00:38:57,538 --> 00:39:00,868 Gingers and rap... sounds a bit crap. 845 00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:04,703 Well, you may be right. Enjoy your flight. 846 00:39:04,705 --> 00:39:06,802 (laughing): Oh, here he is. 847 00:39:06,804 --> 00:39:08,102 Wait a minute! 848 00:39:08,104 --> 00:39:09,736 All right, um... 849 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:14,602 uh, I think it will be neat if I take my seat. 850 00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:16,905 Boom. Victory. 851 00:39:18,870 --> 00:39:20,569 (chime over speakers) 852 00:39:20,571 --> 00:39:23,306 (Rocky beatboxing) 853 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:26,337 ♪ Gonna fly to the... ♪ 854 00:39:26,339 --> 00:39:27,502 Champagne? 855 00:39:27,504 --> 00:39:29,636 Oh, yes, please. Thank you. 856 00:39:29,638 --> 00:39:30,803 Champagne, sir? 857 00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:33,070 Um, have you got Coke? 858 00:39:33,072 --> 00:39:34,836 Sorry? 859 00:39:34,838 --> 00:39:37,337 Oh, right, yeah. Pepsi, please. 860 00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:39,337 Of course, sir. 861 00:39:39,339 --> 00:39:41,501 (crowd cheering) 862 00:39:41,503 --> 00:39:43,868 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪ 863 00:39:43,870 --> 00:39:46,370 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 864 00:39:46,372 --> 00:39:47,902 - (cheering) - All right! 865 00:39:47,904 --> 00:39:51,469 ♪ Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪ 866 00:39:51,471 --> 00:39:54,636 ♪ They leave the West behind ♪ 867 00:39:54,638 --> 00:39:57,936 ♪ And the Moscow girls make me sing and shout ♪ 868 00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:03,070 ♪ Georgia's always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪ 869 00:40:03,072 --> 00:40:04,936 All right, Moscow! 870 00:40:04,938 --> 00:40:05,904 (cheering) 871 00:40:09,638 --> 00:40:12,369 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 872 00:40:12,371 --> 00:40:13,403 Sing it with me! 873 00:40:13,405 --> 00:40:16,736 ALL: ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 874 00:40:16,738 --> 00:40:17,802 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 875 00:40:17,804 --> 00:40:19,769 Louder than that! 876 00:40:19,771 --> 00:40:21,369 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 877 00:40:21,371 --> 00:40:22,601 Louder! 878 00:40:22,603 --> 00:40:25,736 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 879 00:40:25,738 --> 00:40:29,601 - ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ - (rhythmic clapping) 880 00:40:29,603 --> 00:40:32,669 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 881 00:40:32,671 --> 00:40:37,836 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 882 00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:39,435 (whooping) 883 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,902 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 884 00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:47,035 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 885 00:40:47,037 --> 00:40:50,669 ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪ 886 00:40:50,671 --> 00:40:53,802 ♪ Back in the USSR. ♪ 887 00:40:53,804 --> 00:40:57,404 (song concludes with a flourish) 888 00:41:00,338 --> 00:41:02,469 - (cheering, whistling) - (music stops) 889 00:41:02,471 --> 00:41:04,501 Cheers. 890 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,369 EMCEE: Okay, Moscow, 891 00:41:06,371 --> 00:41:11,102 it was Jack Malik! 892 00:41:11,104 --> 00:41:13,769 (cheering continues) 893 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:16,336 And now are you ready 894 00:41:16,338 --> 00:41:19,635 for Ed Sheeran?! 895 00:41:19,637 --> 00:41:21,371 (cheering loudly) 896 00:41:24,470 --> 00:41:27,402 On a three-hour plane journey, without a guitar? 897 00:41:27,404 --> 00:41:29,668 Yeah. 898 00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:31,402 'Cause I thought we were going to Russia, 899 00:41:31,404 --> 00:41:32,935 so I should write a song about Russia. 900 00:41:32,937 --> 00:41:35,036 Yeah, that... I just, I thought it was really cool 901 00:41:35,038 --> 00:41:36,601 that you called it "USSR," you know? 902 00:41:36,603 --> 00:41:37,868 It probably stopped being called that 903 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:38,936 before you were born. 904 00:41:38,938 --> 00:41:40,735 Yeah. 905 00:41:40,737 --> 00:41:42,369 MAN: Amazing, man. 906 00:41:42,371 --> 00:41:44,568 - Loved that USSR track. - (chuckling): Thanks. 907 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:46,769 Right. I've got an idea. 908 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:49,601 Everyone, I think we can all agree that we're impressed 909 00:41:49,603 --> 00:41:51,002 with Jack's songwriting talent, right? 910 00:41:51,004 --> 00:41:52,703 - Whoo-hoo! - (cheering) - So, here's the plan. 911 00:41:52,705 --> 00:41:55,702 I'm gonna go out that door, Jack's gonna go out this door. 912 00:41:55,704 --> 00:41:58,902 And whoever writes the best song in ten minutes, wins. 913 00:41:58,904 --> 00:42:00,601 (scattered cheering) 914 00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:01,768 ROCKY: What's the prize? 915 00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,501 No prize. Just being the best songwriter. 916 00:42:04,503 --> 00:42:09,035 Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik, are you in? 917 00:42:09,037 --> 00:42:11,336 - Okay. - Okay. 918 00:42:11,338 --> 00:42:12,435 And it can't be anything you've written before. 919 00:42:12,437 --> 00:42:13,635 Like, nothing in your bottom drawer. 920 00:42:13,637 --> 00:42:14,902 Has to be new, tonight. 921 00:42:14,904 --> 00:42:16,735 - Right. - Cool. 922 00:42:16,737 --> 00:42:18,402 - Fun. - (stammers) I still, 923 00:42:18,404 --> 00:42:19,935 still think there should be a prize, Ed. 924 00:42:19,937 --> 00:42:23,070 I mean, with all his money, he could afford a tenner. 925 00:42:23,072 --> 00:42:25,304 ♪ ♪ 926 00:42:28,771 --> 00:42:31,369 ROCKY: Ladies and gentlemen, 927 00:42:31,371 --> 00:42:34,869 we are gathered here tonight to witness an epic battle. 928 00:42:34,871 --> 00:42:36,069 In the blue corner, 929 00:42:36,071 --> 00:42:37,736 Sir Ed Sheeran! 930 00:42:37,738 --> 00:42:39,103 (cheering) 931 00:42:39,105 --> 00:42:42,602 ♪ Broken hearts can find a love to make them whole ♪ 932 00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:44,535 ♪ Anywhere ♪ 933 00:42:44,537 --> 00:42:50,703 ♪ She said we are penguins on the ice ♪ 934 00:42:50,705 --> 00:42:54,969 ♪ We're not meant to fly, but God knows we can try ♪ 935 00:42:54,971 --> 00:42:59,602 ♪ Well, I see a hope that's in your eyes ♪ 936 00:42:59,604 --> 00:43:02,535 ♪ Well, can you see the love in mine? ♪ 937 00:43:02,537 --> 00:43:05,102 - (cheering) - ROCKY: And now, 938 00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:08,401 the soon-to-be defeated, Mr. Jack Malik! 939 00:43:08,403 --> 00:43:09,568 (cheering, whooping) 940 00:43:09,570 --> 00:43:11,535 (applause quiets) 941 00:43:11,537 --> 00:43:15,704 ♪ The long and winding road ♪ 942 00:43:17,770 --> 00:43:23,504 ♪ That leads to your door ♪ 943 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:30,571 ♪ Will never disappear ♪ 944 00:43:33,105 --> 00:43:37,006 ♪ I've seen that road before ♪ 945 00:43:40,038 --> 00:43:43,705 ♪ It always leads me here ♪ 946 00:43:45,804 --> 00:43:51,103 ♪ Lead me to your door ♪ 947 00:43:51,105 --> 00:43:55,003 ♪ Many times I've been alone ♪ 948 00:43:55,005 --> 00:43:58,568 ♪ And many times I've cried ♪ 949 00:43:58,570 --> 00:44:00,769 ♪ Any way you'll never know ♪ 950 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:03,536 ♪ The many ways I've tried ♪ 951 00:44:03,538 --> 00:44:09,736 ♪ But still they lead me back ♪ 952 00:44:09,738 --> 00:44:12,501 ♪ To the long ♪ 953 00:44:12,503 --> 00:44:15,005 ♪ And winding road ♪ 954 00:44:18,570 --> 00:44:21,504 ♪ You left me standing here ♪ 955 00:44:24,437 --> 00:44:29,472 ♪ A long, long time ago ♪ 956 00:44:31,838 --> 00:44:35,504 ♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪ 957 00:44:38,403 --> 00:44:43,337 ♪ Lead me to your door. ♪ 958 00:44:54,403 --> 00:44:57,039 (cheering, whooping) 959 00:44:58,805 --> 00:45:02,070 So, the vote! 960 00:45:02,072 --> 00:45:04,969 Nope, no vote. No vote. 961 00:45:04,971 --> 00:45:06,536 No. That was, uh, 962 00:45:06,538 --> 00:45:10,002 an interesting moment. 963 00:45:10,004 --> 00:45:11,968 I was always told that there would be someone 964 00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:13,602 who came along that was a lot better than me, 965 00:45:13,604 --> 00:45:16,903 and you are definitely better than me, Jack. 966 00:45:16,905 --> 00:45:19,070 Yeah, wow. That was, uh, 967 00:45:19,072 --> 00:45:21,101 one of the best songs I've heard in my life. 968 00:45:21,103 --> 00:45:23,436 I mean, these things are complicated. 969 00:45:23,438 --> 00:45:25,436 (chuckles) Yeah. 970 00:45:25,438 --> 00:45:28,601 Obviously not complicated for you, though, right? 971 00:45:28,603 --> 00:45:30,402 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 972 00:45:30,404 --> 00:45:32,601 Someone should probably shag him while they have the chance. 973 00:45:32,603 --> 00:45:34,101 - (laughter) - Yeah. - WOMAN: Pick me, Jack! 974 00:45:34,103 --> 00:45:35,435 You're definitely Mozart, mate. 975 00:45:35,437 --> 00:45:37,502 And I'm definitely Salieri. 976 00:45:37,504 --> 00:45:38,671 Night, Jack. 977 00:45:44,072 --> 00:45:45,635 Hi. 978 00:45:45,637 --> 00:45:48,035 I'm Debra Hammer. 979 00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:50,002 I'm Ed's manager. 980 00:45:50,004 --> 00:45:51,736 We should talk. 981 00:45:51,738 --> 00:45:53,768 Yeah. I... Well, I g... I mean, 982 00:45:53,770 --> 00:45:55,735 - I've kind of got a manager back home. - Oh? 983 00:45:55,737 --> 00:45:56,968 No, but, but no, but we should talk. 984 00:45:56,970 --> 00:45:59,735 - Yeah. - (chuckling): Okay, great. 985 00:45:59,737 --> 00:46:01,336 That's great. 986 00:46:01,338 --> 00:46:02,768 Uh... good. 987 00:46:02,770 --> 00:46:04,703 Have a good night. I'll see you in Los Angeles. 988 00:46:04,705 --> 00:46:06,335 In Los Angeles? 989 00:46:06,337 --> 00:46:09,535 Yeah, well, we, we need you to come to L.A. 990 00:46:09,537 --> 00:46:14,336 See, we pay and then you come and you write songs 991 00:46:14,338 --> 00:46:17,402 and then we release them, and you make a ton of money. 992 00:46:17,404 --> 00:46:19,936 And then we take most of it. 993 00:46:19,938 --> 00:46:22,969 - (laughs) - (chuckling) 994 00:46:22,971 --> 00:46:24,735 Okay. 995 00:46:24,737 --> 00:46:26,536 I have a question. 996 00:46:26,538 --> 00:46:28,572 Is this the best that you can look? 997 00:46:30,971 --> 00:46:32,735 We'll figure it out. 998 00:46:32,737 --> 00:46:34,304 Gorgeous. 999 00:46:36,570 --> 00:46:39,068 CROWD (chanting): Ellie, Ellie, Ellie! 1000 00:46:39,070 --> 00:46:42,435 - (balloon pops) - ELLIE: Oh, well, in my capacity as Jack's 1001 00:46:42,437 --> 00:46:44,935 former musical mentor, stroke manager, 1002 00:46:44,937 --> 00:46:46,802 stroke roadie, stroke driver... 1003 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,436 (chuckles): 'Cause he can't even drive. 1004 00:46:48,438 --> 00:46:50,034 - Ooh! - Loser! Loser! - (all jeering) 1005 00:46:50,036 --> 00:46:51,803 I did try to teach you. I did try to teach you. 1006 00:46:51,805 --> 00:46:54,102 - Honestly, no, you can have the job back. - No, thanks. 1007 00:46:54,104 --> 00:46:56,703 - (groans) - Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk 1008 00:46:56,705 --> 00:46:58,035 before the day they die? 1009 00:46:58,037 --> 00:46:59,536 (cheering) 1010 00:46:59,538 --> 00:47:03,102 Right, but if you must go to Los Angeles 1011 00:47:03,104 --> 00:47:06,001 - and hang out with perverts and drug addicts... - I must. 1012 00:47:06,003 --> 00:47:07,703 ...then we wish you good luck and success. 1013 00:47:07,705 --> 00:47:10,336 Or, even better, failure 1014 00:47:10,338 --> 00:47:11,868 - and a swift return. - (laughs) 1015 00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:13,536 ALL: Failure and a swift return! 1016 00:47:13,538 --> 00:47:15,938 - Yay! - (cheering) 1017 00:47:17,404 --> 00:47:18,935 (Ellie grunts softly) 1018 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:20,835 Will you miss me, Jack? 1019 00:47:20,837 --> 00:47:22,502 Course I'll miss you. 1020 00:47:22,504 --> 00:47:24,869 Hey. 1021 00:47:24,871 --> 00:47:25,872 Of course I'll miss you. 1022 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:32,338 You're leaving, so... I can ask you anything. 1023 00:47:34,338 --> 00:47:36,272 (sighs) 1024 00:47:40,370 --> 00:47:42,638 How did I get in the wrong column? 1025 00:47:44,705 --> 00:47:46,702 How did I get in 1026 00:47:46,704 --> 00:47:49,638 the "friend, manager, roadie" column, inst... 1027 00:47:51,904 --> 00:47:55,437 ...instead of the "And I Love Her" column? 1028 00:47:57,704 --> 00:48:00,469 - (knocking) - SHEILA: What are you doing up there? 1029 00:48:00,471 --> 00:48:02,902 Come on. If you don't come downstairs soon, 1030 00:48:02,904 --> 00:48:04,668 your mum will be too drunk to make her speech. 1031 00:48:04,670 --> 00:48:05,872 - SHEILA: Jack! - Coming, Ellie Wellie? 1032 00:48:07,004 --> 00:48:09,703 - Yeah. - Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you! 1033 00:48:09,705 --> 00:48:12,002 - Jack! - Ellie! - Jack! -Jack! 1034 00:48:12,004 --> 00:48:13,735 SHEILA: Jackie, what are you doing up there? 1035 00:48:13,737 --> 00:48:15,935 Oh, God. Are those definitely columns? 1036 00:48:15,937 --> 00:48:18,768 - (chuckles, sniffs) - LUCY: Jack! 1037 00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:20,636 Well, a girl can certainly tell the difference. 1038 00:48:20,638 --> 00:48:22,636 (overlapping chatter downstairs) 1039 00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:24,436 - SHEILA: Jack! - It... 1040 00:48:24,438 --> 00:48:25,967 Actually, seriously, it is getting a bit grim, 1041 00:48:25,969 --> 00:48:28,035 so you may wanna, uh, uh, come down. 1042 00:48:28,037 --> 00:48:30,336 - Come on! - We miss you! 1043 00:48:30,338 --> 00:48:33,068 - ALL: Jack! - (indistinct shouting) 1044 00:48:33,070 --> 00:48:38,069 Wow, Ellie. That's... 1045 00:48:38,071 --> 00:48:40,469 - big news on a big night. - SHEILA: Ellie! 1046 00:48:40,471 --> 00:48:42,802 ROCKY: Jack, get down here now, mate! 1047 00:48:42,804 --> 00:48:44,802 - Jack! - (indistinct shouting) 1048 00:48:44,804 --> 00:48:47,469 Come on! 1049 00:48:47,471 --> 00:48:48,769 (exhales) 1050 00:48:48,771 --> 00:48:52,571 (chanting): Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack... 1051 00:48:54,571 --> 00:48:57,935 - (sighs deeply) - Jack! 1052 00:48:57,937 --> 00:48:59,805 ♪ ♪ 1053 00:49:06,403 --> 00:49:07,835 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪ 1054 00:49:07,837 --> 00:49:10,002 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 1055 00:49:10,004 --> 00:49:13,635 ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪ 1056 00:49:13,637 --> 00:49:15,639 ♪ It's all right ♪ 1057 00:49:17,403 --> 00:49:19,336 Get it! 1058 00:49:19,338 --> 00:49:20,735 - (laughs): Oh, oh, oh! - ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪ 1059 00:49:20,737 --> 00:49:22,438 ♪ Here it comes ♪ 1060 00:49:23,903 --> 00:49:28,902 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪ 1061 00:49:28,904 --> 00:49:30,967 - ...cute vegan place down the street, I love it. - Ladies. 1062 00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:36,002 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes. ♪ 1063 00:49:36,004 --> 00:49:38,968 Jack Malik. (chuckles) 1064 00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:42,702 Welcome to my little beach shack. 1065 00:49:42,704 --> 00:49:45,402 (chuckles) Thank you for coming all this way. 1066 00:49:45,404 --> 00:49:48,602 - Good to see you. Well... - (chuckles) 1067 00:49:48,604 --> 00:49:52,502 - you're not very attractive. - No. 1068 00:49:52,504 --> 00:49:54,569 - You're out of shape. - Yes. 1069 00:49:54,571 --> 00:49:56,703 You're skinny, yet, somehow, round. 1070 00:49:56,705 --> 00:49:57,904 Uh-huh. 1071 00:49:59,004 --> 00:50:02,101 You have been profoundly unsuccessful for ten years. 1072 00:50:02,103 --> 00:50:05,536 - Yep. - And until about a month ago, 1073 00:50:05,538 --> 00:50:07,601 we'd call you a complete failure. 1074 00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:10,035 Well, that's not quite how I'd put it, but... 1075 00:50:10,037 --> 00:50:12,435 - We would say that you were a complete failure. - Yeah. 1076 00:50:12,437 --> 00:50:13,868 Sit, please. 1077 00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:17,502 - But now, now... - (clears throat) 1078 00:50:17,504 --> 00:50:21,035 you've hit an extraordinary songwriting groove, 1079 00:50:21,037 --> 00:50:23,636 and you want to be the biggest star in the world. 1080 00:50:23,638 --> 00:50:26,736 - Well, mmm... - "Yes" is the answer to that question. 1081 00:50:26,738 --> 00:50:27,735 Well, yes, I guess. 1082 00:50:27,737 --> 00:50:29,735 Not, "Well, yes, I guess." 1083 00:50:29,737 --> 00:50:31,271 "Yes." 1084 00:50:32,804 --> 00:50:33,935 I guess. 1085 00:50:33,937 --> 00:50:36,901 (chuckles) 1086 00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:40,868 Buddy, what I'm offering you, 1087 00:50:40,870 --> 00:50:44,001 is the great and glorious poisoned chalice 1088 00:50:44,003 --> 00:50:47,369 of money and fame. 1089 00:50:47,371 --> 00:50:49,369 If you don't want to drink it, 1090 00:50:49,371 --> 00:50:51,601 which I would understand, 1091 00:50:51,603 --> 00:50:56,034 go back and have a warm beer in little, bonny England. 1092 00:50:56,036 --> 00:50:58,768 If you do want to drink it, 1093 00:50:58,770 --> 00:51:03,569 I need to hear you say, "Debra, I'm so thirsty. 1094 00:51:03,571 --> 00:51:06,004 Give me the goddamn chalice." 1095 00:51:07,103 --> 00:51:09,970 So, which is it? 1096 00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:13,035 I'll take the chalice. 1097 00:51:13,037 --> 00:51:15,468 ♪ ♪ 1098 00:51:15,470 --> 00:51:17,336 Yeah. 1099 00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:21,101 ♪ You're asking me will my love grow ♪ 1100 00:51:21,103 --> 00:51:24,336 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1101 00:51:24,338 --> 00:51:26,871 ♪ I... don't know ♪ 1102 00:51:29,537 --> 00:51:32,968 ♪ Stick around now, it may show ♪ 1103 00:51:32,970 --> 00:51:36,935 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1104 00:51:36,937 --> 00:51:41,538 ♪ I... don't know. ♪ 1105 00:51:44,537 --> 00:51:46,602 - Yeah. I'm feeling that. - (clapping) 1106 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:47,968 Okay, what's next? 1107 00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:50,767 (over speaker): Um, it's called "A Hard Day's Night." 1108 00:51:50,769 --> 00:51:51,868 (over speaker): All right. 1109 00:51:51,870 --> 00:51:52,803 What does that mean? 1110 00:51:53,904 --> 00:51:56,768 Um, I'm not quite sure yet. 1111 00:51:56,770 --> 00:51:58,704 HANS: (laughs) Okay, we're rolling when you're ready. 1112 00:52:00,470 --> 00:52:01,834 Stop, stop. Something's missing. 1113 00:52:01,836 --> 00:52:05,469 It-it's the guitar, it has to gently weep more. 1114 00:52:05,471 --> 00:52:07,868 (electric guitar playing) 1115 00:52:07,870 --> 00:52:09,801 That's it! That's my baby! 1116 00:52:09,803 --> 00:52:12,469 - Yes! Yes! - Yeah? Good. 1117 00:52:12,471 --> 00:52:15,468 ♪ I'm gonna sing this summer song ♪ 1118 00:52:15,470 --> 00:52:19,101 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1119 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:22,502 ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long. ♪ 1120 00:52:22,504 --> 00:52:25,601 - Okay. The first one... - "Here Comes the Sun." 1121 00:52:25,603 --> 00:52:27,734 Is... Yeah, yeah. That's amazing. 1122 00:52:27,736 --> 00:52:29,501 - (exhales): Whoo. - (clears throat) 1123 00:52:29,503 --> 00:52:31,435 - And the second one... - My personal favorite. 1124 00:52:31,437 --> 00:52:33,835 - "The Summer Song." - "The Summer Song." 1125 00:52:33,837 --> 00:52:35,368 That is... 1126 00:52:35,370 --> 00:52:39,069 it's simple without being charming. 1127 00:52:39,071 --> 00:52:40,867 I'm struggling to find the words. 1128 00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:42,934 I hated it, but n... 1129 00:52:42,936 --> 00:52:46,767 I wasn't interested in it enough to listen to it again 1130 00:52:46,769 --> 00:52:48,404 to find out why. 1131 00:52:50,036 --> 00:52:52,767 Yeah, bin it. 1132 00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:55,735 Yeah. Reject. 1133 00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:57,435 Thank you, Rocky. 1134 00:52:57,437 --> 00:52:59,335 - (can opens) - JACK: Times like this, I wish 1135 00:52:59,337 --> 00:53:00,602 I hadn't given up smoking. 1136 00:53:00,604 --> 00:53:03,868 I could just murder a cigarette. 1137 00:53:03,870 --> 00:53:05,935 Yeah. 1138 00:53:05,937 --> 00:53:07,837 What's a "cigarette"? 1139 00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:12,271 What? 1140 00:53:19,103 --> 00:53:21,767 (scoffs) 1141 00:53:21,769 --> 00:53:24,004 Wow. 1142 00:53:28,036 --> 00:53:31,902 Uh... oh, yes, Jack, this is Hilary. 1143 00:53:31,904 --> 00:53:34,336 She's gonna be working with you on your image. 1144 00:53:34,338 --> 00:53:36,035 Do I have to have an image? 1145 00:53:36,037 --> 00:53:37,767 Well, if you don't have an image, 1146 00:53:37,769 --> 00:53:41,536 - then the lack of image becomes an image. - Right. 1147 00:53:41,538 --> 00:53:43,369 And the music sounds so joyful. 1148 00:53:43,371 --> 00:53:46,069 It'd be a shame to let it down by you being so... 1149 00:53:46,071 --> 00:53:48,968 - off-putting. - Mm-hmm. 1150 00:53:48,970 --> 00:53:51,601 I can see how you two might be friends. 1151 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:52,935 (Debra laughs) 1152 00:53:52,937 --> 00:53:54,501 Yeah, yeah. 1153 00:53:54,503 --> 00:53:55,901 So, here... Okay, here's the plan. 1154 00:53:55,903 --> 00:53:58,035 We're gonna take the five best songs, 1155 00:53:58,037 --> 00:54:00,768 we'll put them online, right? 1156 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:03,568 No visuals, just the music. 1157 00:54:03,570 --> 00:54:06,034 The enigma of Jack Malik. 1158 00:54:06,036 --> 00:54:09,069 And then, we wait until we've... 1159 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:11,069 fixed all of this, 1160 00:54:11,071 --> 00:54:12,634 and we release 1161 00:54:12,636 --> 00:54:14,701 an astonishing, 1162 00:54:14,703 --> 00:54:20,535 era-defining double album that changes popular music forever. 1163 00:54:20,537 --> 00:54:21,935 ♪ ♪ 1164 00:54:21,937 --> 00:54:27,035 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪ 1165 00:54:27,037 --> 00:54:31,272 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪ 1166 00:54:32,904 --> 00:54:38,835 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪ 1167 00:54:38,837 --> 00:54:43,835 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪ 1168 00:54:43,837 --> 00:54:48,968 (speaking foreign language) 1169 00:54:48,970 --> 00:54:50,734 MAN: #JackMalik. 1170 00:54:50,736 --> 00:54:52,436 #SheLovesYou. 1171 00:54:52,438 --> 00:54:54,835 I always knew he was a star, right from the start. 1172 00:54:54,837 --> 00:54:57,369 We were very much neck and neck in the earlier days. 1173 00:54:57,371 --> 00:54:59,001 We were both entertainers. 1174 00:54:59,003 --> 00:55:02,101 - "Yesterday." - (speaking foreign language) 1175 00:55:02,103 --> 00:55:03,603 Me say more fans. Me say Jacko! 1176 00:55:04,803 --> 00:55:06,801 The producer of the now-famous "Warehouse Tapes," Gavin. 1177 00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:09,102 Absolutely and utterly the, the best moment of my life. 1178 00:55:09,104 --> 00:55:11,601 Basically, we seem to be talking 1179 00:55:11,603 --> 00:55:13,801 about the Shakespeare of pop music. 1180 00:55:13,803 --> 00:55:15,402 MAN 2: These songs, there's only five of them, 1181 00:55:15,404 --> 00:55:16,401 but they break new ground. We've never heard 1182 00:55:16,403 --> 00:55:17,567 anything like this before. 1183 00:55:17,569 --> 00:55:18,735 - We want more. - But we definitely need to hear more. 1184 00:55:18,737 --> 00:55:21,472 - More songs. More, more... - Write more new songs, Jack. 1185 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,901 FEMALE REPORTER: The best album ever. No question. 1186 00:55:24,903 --> 00:55:26,537 ♪ ♪ 1187 00:55:28,970 --> 00:55:32,068 ♪ Eleanor Rigby, sits in the church ♪ 1188 00:55:32,070 --> 00:55:35,901 ♪ In the night where the wedding has been... ♪ 1189 00:55:35,903 --> 00:55:37,436 No. 1190 00:55:37,438 --> 00:55:38,604 ♪ Look at her working ♪ 1191 00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:42,435 ♪ Darning her socks in the night when the... ♪ 1192 00:55:42,437 --> 00:55:44,001 There's rice in there, somewhere. 1193 00:55:44,003 --> 00:55:45,668 Picks up the rice, picks up the rice, picks up the rice. 1194 00:55:45,670 --> 00:55:46,968 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪ 1195 00:55:46,970 --> 00:55:49,002 ♪ Where a wedding has been ♪ 1196 00:55:49,004 --> 00:55:50,305 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪ 1197 00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,338 (groans) Where does she darn the bloody socks? 1198 00:55:53,071 --> 00:55:53,704 Father McKenzie, Father McKenzie! 1199 00:55:54,837 --> 00:55:57,369 ♪ Father McKenzie, darning his socks in the night ♪ 1200 00:55:57,371 --> 00:55:58,402 ♪ Darning his socks... Dar... ♪ 1201 00:55:58,404 --> 00:56:00,435 (groans) Oh, God. 1202 00:56:00,437 --> 00:56:02,635 When are we gonna get to "all the lonely people"? 1203 00:56:02,637 --> 00:56:03,934 ♪ All the lonely people ♪ 1204 00:56:03,936 --> 00:56:06,667 ♪ Where do they all c... ♪ 1205 00:56:06,669 --> 00:56:08,271 (sighs) 1206 00:56:11,071 --> 00:56:14,435 I need to go to Liverpool as soon as possible. 1207 00:56:14,437 --> 00:56:16,901 I think it could be inspiring. 1208 00:56:16,903 --> 00:56:19,467 Do you want me to tell you the name of 50 places on Earth 1209 00:56:19,469 --> 00:56:21,967 more inspiring than Liverpool? 1210 00:56:21,969 --> 00:56:24,335 - Starting with Shitsville, USA. - No, thank you. 1211 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:25,735 Would you like me to tell you 1212 00:56:25,737 --> 00:56:28,068 the reasons that you can't go next week? 1213 00:56:28,070 --> 00:56:31,034 Like having lunch with Ernesto, the head of Universal Music, 1214 00:56:31,036 --> 00:56:32,567 on whom your life depends. 1215 00:56:32,569 --> 00:56:34,635 Like actually finishing the damn album. 1216 00:56:34,637 --> 00:56:36,635 Like picking the damn name for the damn album. 1217 00:56:36,637 --> 00:56:38,501 Like doing the damn videos for the damn album, damn it. 1218 00:56:38,503 --> 00:56:40,568 Okay, I will be back by Saturday. 1219 00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:42,402 - Friday! - (groans) 1220 00:56:42,404 --> 00:56:47,102 Friday is you on The Late Late Show with James Corden. 1221 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:50,368 And Saturday is the Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings. 1222 00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:51,968 Friday, you are presented to the world. 1223 00:56:51,970 --> 00:56:54,702 Saturday, you are crowned. 1224 00:56:54,704 --> 00:56:56,401 Okay, Friday. 1225 00:56:56,403 --> 00:56:58,401 Is it actually called "the Major Marketing Meeting 1226 00:56:58,403 --> 00:57:00,702 - of Meetings"? - Yes, it's actually called that. 1227 00:57:00,704 --> 00:57:02,435 - Yes. - (seabird squawking) 1228 00:57:02,437 --> 00:57:04,902 What does Liverpool have that L.A. doesn't? 1229 00:57:04,904 --> 00:57:09,635 Mo Salah, Cilla Black, mushy peas, rain. 1230 00:57:09,637 --> 00:57:13,369 (sighs) Home sweet home. 1231 00:57:13,371 --> 00:57:14,635 Rocky, you're not from Liverpool, mate. 1232 00:57:14,637 --> 00:57:15,801 Nope. Never been here before. 1233 00:57:15,803 --> 00:57:16,834 MAN: Hey, Jack, Jack! 1234 00:57:16,836 --> 00:57:18,368 (screaming excitedly) 1235 00:57:18,370 --> 00:57:20,002 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 1236 00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:22,101 - (screaming) - Jack! 1237 00:57:22,103 --> 00:57:23,967 H-How did they know we were here? 1238 00:57:23,969 --> 00:57:26,868 - In, in, in. Drive, drive! - Come on. 1239 00:57:26,870 --> 00:57:28,634 - (fans screaming) - WOMAN: Oh, my God, it's... 1240 00:57:28,636 --> 00:57:31,535 - Wait, Jack! - MAN: Why won't you stop, mate? 1241 00:57:31,537 --> 00:57:32,971 (plane passing overhead) 1242 00:57:34,737 --> 00:57:38,337 DRIVER: There you go, guys, Strawberry Field. 1243 00:57:39,703 --> 00:57:42,637 ♪ ♪ 1244 00:57:52,037 --> 00:57:55,734 ♪ Let me take you down ♪ 1245 00:57:55,736 --> 00:57:58,702 ♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. ♪ 1246 00:57:58,704 --> 00:58:00,401 ROCKY: Now we're at Penny Lane. 1247 00:58:00,403 --> 00:58:02,500 What distinguishes it from any other lane? 1248 00:58:02,502 --> 00:58:04,567 JACK: Just show some respect. 1249 00:58:04,569 --> 00:58:06,068 ROCKY: For what, exactly? 1250 00:58:06,070 --> 00:58:08,068 "Also Eleanor Rigby, 1251 00:58:08,070 --> 00:58:10,867 - the beloved wife of Thomas Woods." - Yeah? 1252 00:58:10,869 --> 00:58:13,935 - Friend? Relative? Wh... - (shushes) 1253 00:58:13,937 --> 00:58:15,768 ♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪ 1254 00:58:15,770 --> 00:58:17,068 ROCKY: I always liked graveyards. 1255 00:58:17,070 --> 00:58:19,035 Lost my virginity in one, actually. 1256 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:21,635 ♪ All the lonely people ♪ 1257 00:58:21,637 --> 00:58:23,802 ♪ Where do they all belong? ♪ 1258 00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:25,535 ♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪ 1259 00:58:25,537 --> 00:58:26,735 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪ 1260 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:27,968 ♪ Where the wedding has been ♪ 1261 00:58:27,970 --> 00:58:29,334 (chuckling): Yes! 1262 00:58:29,336 --> 00:58:30,601 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪ 1263 00:58:30,603 --> 00:58:32,867 ♪ Father McKenzie, writing the words ♪ 1264 00:58:32,869 --> 00:58:35,102 ♪ Of a sermon that no one will hear ♪ 1265 00:58:35,104 --> 00:58:37,668 ♪ No one comes near ♪ 1266 00:58:37,670 --> 00:58:40,634 Oh, come on, he's on fire! 1267 00:58:40,636 --> 00:58:41,867 Fireman! 1268 00:58:41,869 --> 00:58:43,767 There's a fireman in "Penny Lane." 1269 00:58:43,769 --> 00:58:45,002 - Jesus! - (phone rings) 1270 00:58:45,004 --> 00:58:48,335 (groans) What? 1271 00:58:48,337 --> 00:58:50,501 - What? - WOMAN: I'm sorry to disturb you, but you've got 1272 00:58:50,503 --> 00:58:52,437 - someone downstairs for you. - What, really? 1273 00:58:57,804 --> 00:59:00,468 What are you doing here? 1274 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:03,434 (sputters) I was just passing by. 1275 00:59:03,436 --> 00:59:05,334 You live 370 miles away. 1276 00:59:05,336 --> 00:59:07,068 Yeah, you're right. Um... 1277 00:59:07,070 --> 00:59:08,404 - (chuckles) - I just... (laughs) 1278 00:59:09,437 --> 00:59:10,604 I just, I thought it might be nice to see you. 1279 00:59:11,536 --> 00:59:13,368 - (chuckles) What are you doing here? - Um... 1280 00:59:13,370 --> 00:59:14,437 well, it's research. 1281 00:59:15,402 --> 00:59:17,367 It's, like, a music industry thing. Yeah. 1282 00:59:17,369 --> 00:59:18,667 (chuckling): This is so great. 1283 00:59:18,669 --> 00:59:21,034 Um... 1284 00:59:21,036 --> 00:59:22,400 (laughs) 1285 00:59:22,402 --> 00:59:23,901 Are you hungry? 1286 00:59:23,903 --> 00:59:25,600 - As a big horse. - Okay. 1287 00:59:25,602 --> 00:59:27,435 ELLIE: Oh, it feels like you've been gone forever. 1288 00:59:27,437 --> 00:59:28,735 JACK: How are Nick and Carol? 1289 00:59:28,737 --> 00:59:30,702 - (sputters) Very unhappy. - Excellent. 1290 00:59:30,704 --> 00:59:32,600 I wouldn't know how to relate to 'em if they actually got on. 1291 00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:34,271 (both laugh) 1292 00:59:39,336 --> 00:59:40,603 I miss you. 1293 00:59:42,703 --> 00:59:45,634 I miss you. 1294 00:59:45,636 --> 00:59:46,637 (waiter clears throat) 1295 00:59:47,736 --> 00:59:49,500 Yes. (clears throat) 1296 00:59:49,502 --> 00:59:52,635 I am gonna have fish and chips. 1297 00:59:52,637 --> 00:59:53,704 But I'm on a diet. 1298 00:59:54,669 --> 00:59:56,468 - (giggles) - So, salad instead of the fries. 1299 00:59:56,470 --> 00:59:58,701 I'll have the grilled salmon, and again, 1300 00:59:58,703 --> 01:00:00,035 with a salad, no fries. 1301 01:00:00,037 --> 01:00:01,334 Anything else? 1302 01:00:01,336 --> 01:00:02,802 Maybe just a side of fries. 1303 01:00:02,804 --> 01:00:05,334 - Yeah, make that two. And lots more beers. - Thanks. 1304 01:00:05,336 --> 01:00:07,001 I guess the girls are falling over themselves 1305 01:00:07,003 --> 01:00:08,702 to sleep with you, now you're a famous musician? 1306 01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:11,735 - I'm not famous. And no, not yet. - (chuckles) 1307 01:00:11,737 --> 01:00:13,867 Although there was one Russian. 1308 01:00:13,869 --> 01:00:15,835 That's nice. Was she stocky? 1309 01:00:15,837 --> 01:00:17,934 - Fairly stocky, yeah. - (laughs) 1310 01:00:17,936 --> 01:00:20,102 - Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else? - No, thanks. 1311 01:00:20,104 --> 01:00:21,501 Maybe just a couple of brandies. 1312 01:00:21,503 --> 01:00:23,101 JACK: And lots of chocolates. 1313 01:00:23,103 --> 01:00:24,601 What are we gonna do when they throw us out? 1314 01:00:24,603 --> 01:00:27,567 I was thinking... lots of ketamine. 1315 01:00:27,569 --> 01:00:29,734 - Mmm. - And then, wandering the streets 1316 01:00:29,736 --> 01:00:32,435 of Liverpool, singing songs we don't know the lyrics of. 1317 01:00:32,437 --> 01:00:35,434 - Very loudly. - (exhales) 1318 01:00:35,436 --> 01:00:37,434 (quietly): You've changed. 1319 01:00:37,436 --> 01:00:40,035 (chuckles) 1320 01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:43,435 - (laughing) - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪ 1321 01:00:43,437 --> 01:00:46,702 (indistinct shouting, laughing) 1322 01:00:46,704 --> 01:00:48,904 ♪ ♪ 1323 01:00:55,503 --> 01:00:58,771 ♪ ♪ 1324 01:01:00,636 --> 01:01:01,771 (echoing): Hello? 1325 01:01:05,803 --> 01:01:08,434 (echoing): Whoo! 1326 01:01:08,436 --> 01:01:09,802 So, where's your room? 1327 01:01:09,804 --> 01:01:11,971 Oh, definitely, definitely not on this floor. 1328 01:01:14,103 --> 01:01:16,101 (singsongy): Do-na-noo-na-noo-na. 1329 01:01:16,103 --> 01:01:18,335 - Da-na-na-do... - (snorts) Do-na-noo-na. 1330 01:01:18,337 --> 01:01:19,401 (Ellie chuckles) 1331 01:01:19,403 --> 01:01:21,535 - (chuckles) - (glugging) 1332 01:01:21,537 --> 01:01:24,534 JACK: (groans) Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1333 01:01:24,536 --> 01:01:26,970 - Hmm. - (chuckles) 1334 01:01:31,737 --> 01:01:34,005 - (exhales) Long pause. - Yeah. 1335 01:01:36,104 --> 01:01:38,868 Have I messed up massively? 1336 01:01:38,870 --> 01:01:40,335 - Meaning what? - Going away, and... 1337 01:01:40,337 --> 01:01:42,767 Oh, no. God, no. 1338 01:01:42,769 --> 01:01:45,400 What was the alternative? 1339 01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:47,835 (chuckling): This is the most wonderful 1340 01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:49,735 and exciting thing in the world. 1341 01:01:49,737 --> 01:01:51,503 (chuckles softly) 1342 01:01:54,337 --> 01:01:56,771 (whispers): Can I maybe turn out the light? 1343 01:01:58,837 --> 01:02:01,270 Maybe. 1344 01:02:13,369 --> 01:02:15,304 ♪ ♪ 1345 01:02:29,737 --> 01:02:31,601 Mistake? 1346 01:02:31,603 --> 01:02:33,403 Probably. 1347 01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:46,535 Oh, my God, you just... you touched my bottom. 1348 01:02:46,537 --> 01:02:49,400 (chuckles) You've never done that before. 1349 01:02:49,402 --> 01:02:50,734 Well, I imagine we're gonna have to do 1350 01:02:50,736 --> 01:02:52,437 a lot of things we've never done before. 1351 01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:57,034 Are you sure? 1352 01:02:57,036 --> 01:02:59,935 - And what about you? - I asked first. 1353 01:02:59,937 --> 01:03:01,938 I really don't know. 1354 01:03:16,536 --> 01:03:17,634 (exhaling) 1355 01:03:17,636 --> 01:03:20,735 Oh, okay. 1356 01:03:20,737 --> 01:03:22,635 So, maybe no. 1357 01:03:22,637 --> 01:03:23,802 No? 1358 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:25,567 Um... 1359 01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:27,702 It's certainly not a mistake coming up to Liverpool. 1360 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:30,534 Certainly, um, a lovely evening. 1361 01:03:30,536 --> 01:03:32,335 But I think, probably, it's... 1362 01:03:32,337 --> 01:03:35,868 - (sighs) it's a mistake to go further. - Okay. 1363 01:03:35,870 --> 01:03:38,534 I have a room of my own and... 1364 01:03:38,536 --> 01:03:40,668 and I think, um... 1365 01:03:40,670 --> 01:03:43,735 a one-night stand would be... 1366 01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:46,935 a strange new column for me to be in, Jack. 1367 01:03:46,937 --> 01:03:49,968 Maybe it, it wouldn't be a one-night stand. 1368 01:03:49,970 --> 01:03:51,735 Well, when are you going back to America? 1369 01:03:51,737 --> 01:03:54,000 - Tomorrow. - So that's one night. 1370 01:03:54,002 --> 01:03:57,033 It's the dictionary definition of a one-night stand and... 1371 01:03:57,035 --> 01:04:00,501 (inhales) it's not for me. 1372 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:02,370 ♪ ♪ 1373 01:04:09,769 --> 01:04:11,870 (door closes) 1374 01:04:14,636 --> 01:04:16,969 ♪ I said maybe ♪ 1375 01:04:18,903 --> 01:04:22,803 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 1376 01:04:23,869 --> 01:04:28,467 ♪ And after all ♪ 1377 01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:32,400 ♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪ 1378 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:34,068 (chiming) 1379 01:04:34,070 --> 01:04:35,904 (inhales sharply) 1380 01:04:37,102 --> 01:04:38,434 Rocky! 1381 01:04:38,436 --> 01:04:40,600 Rocky! Get up. 1382 01:04:40,602 --> 01:04:41,935 - Let's go! - What? What? What? 1383 01:04:41,937 --> 01:04:43,467 We've gotta find Ellie! 1384 01:04:43,469 --> 01:04:44,834 - I know where she is. - Where? 1385 01:04:44,836 --> 01:04:46,368 - In Suffolk, mate. - No, she's not, 1386 01:04:46,370 --> 01:04:48,567 - she's in Liverpool, you numpty. - Really? 1387 01:04:48,569 --> 01:04:49,734 That's a coincidence. 1388 01:04:49,736 --> 01:04:51,767 Uh, we... 1389 01:04:51,769 --> 01:04:53,401 You have got a guest, Ellie Appleton. 1390 01:04:53,403 --> 01:04:55,801 - (stammers) - Oh, yeah, we just ordered her 1391 01:04:55,803 --> 01:04:57,335 a taxi to the station. 1392 01:04:57,337 --> 01:04:58,535 Oh, Christ. 1393 01:04:58,537 --> 01:05:00,434 Uh, thank you very much. 1394 01:05:00,436 --> 01:05:03,735 ♪ ♪ 1395 01:05:03,737 --> 01:05:05,702 (panting): Okay. No, no, no. Okay. 1396 01:05:05,704 --> 01:05:07,767 Double our chances... you go that way, I'll go this way. 1397 01:05:07,769 --> 01:05:09,771 - Whoever gets there first, stops her. - Okay. 1398 01:05:16,436 --> 01:05:19,435 - Oh, there you are. - It's that way. It's that way. 1399 01:05:19,437 --> 01:05:23,702 (both shouting indistinctly) 1400 01:05:23,704 --> 01:05:25,401 ROCKY (straining): I'm dying. 1401 01:05:25,403 --> 01:05:27,001 - Ellie. Elle. - Oh, my God. 1402 01:05:27,003 --> 01:05:28,400 I hope she's worth it, mate. 1403 01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:31,500 - (groans) - Where's the...? 1404 01:05:31,502 --> 01:05:33,100 D-Does anyone know what platform goes to London? 1405 01:05:33,102 --> 01:05:34,470 - Six. - Six. - Eight. 1406 01:05:35,536 --> 01:05:36,403 - No, it's definitely six. - Oh, yeah, no, it's six. 1407 01:05:37,069 --> 01:05:37,868 It's definitely six. Sorry. 1408 01:05:37,870 --> 01:05:39,467 (yells) 1409 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:41,635 (panting): Yes, yes, yes! 1410 01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:44,500 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1411 01:05:44,502 --> 01:05:48,802 - (coughing) - No. No. 1412 01:05:48,804 --> 01:05:50,835 - (line ringing) - (coughs) 1413 01:05:50,837 --> 01:05:52,534 Come on, pick up. Pick up. 1414 01:05:52,536 --> 01:05:55,567 - ELLIE: Hello? - Hi, yes. 1415 01:05:55,569 --> 01:05:57,067 I-I came after you, 1416 01:05:57,069 --> 01:05:59,034 but I missed the train. 1417 01:05:59,036 --> 01:06:00,702 I'm sorry. 1418 01:06:00,704 --> 01:06:02,768 - We need to talk. - Let's talk. 1419 01:06:02,770 --> 01:06:05,367 - Where are you? - Right behind you. 1420 01:06:05,369 --> 01:06:06,400 Having a cheese and tomato baguette 1421 01:06:06,402 --> 01:06:07,401 and a packet of crisps. 1422 01:06:07,403 --> 01:06:10,471 (laughs) 1423 01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:15,034 ROCKY: Jack, would it, would it be 1424 01:06:15,036 --> 01:06:16,702 annoying of me to point out we should be 1425 01:06:16,704 --> 01:06:18,068 - heading for the airport? - How long have we got? 1426 01:06:18,070 --> 01:06:19,870 Well, in real terms, minus an hour. 1427 01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:26,601 (panting): Okay. (exhales) 1428 01:06:26,603 --> 01:06:28,567 Rocky, this is completely not a conversation you're part of. 1429 01:06:28,569 --> 01:06:29,634 - No, of course it's not. - Yeah. 1430 01:06:29,636 --> 01:06:30,603 No, deeply private. 1431 01:06:31,470 --> 01:06:32,933 With your future happiness at stake. 1432 01:06:32,935 --> 01:06:34,535 Right, did you two sleep together last night? 1433 01:06:34,537 --> 01:06:36,334 - No. - No. - What a waste. 1434 01:06:36,336 --> 01:06:37,866 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on the clock. 1435 01:06:37,868 --> 01:06:39,836 You've got precisely four minutes. 1436 01:06:42,936 --> 01:06:46,000 - So... - So... - (phone chimes) 1437 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:48,001 Um... 1438 01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:49,701 it's about last night. 1439 01:06:49,703 --> 01:06:52,568 (sighs) What about it? 1440 01:06:52,570 --> 01:06:54,900 Well, it was almost quite a moment. 1441 01:06:54,902 --> 01:06:56,967 And I woke up, and I panicked. And I wanted to talk. 1442 01:06:56,969 --> 01:06:59,635 Okay, then talk. 1443 01:06:59,637 --> 01:07:01,635 Right. 1444 01:07:01,637 --> 01:07:04,801 So, um... 1445 01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:08,068 N... (sighs) 'cause we... (groans) 1446 01:07:08,070 --> 01:07:09,701 And how do you think it's going so far? 1447 01:07:09,703 --> 01:07:10,702 It's not great, but... 1448 01:07:10,704 --> 01:07:13,768 No, no, let me try and help. 1449 01:07:13,770 --> 01:07:17,635 (exhales) You've had 20 years to make your move. 1450 01:07:17,637 --> 01:07:21,468 Well, I couldn't exactly make my move when I was seven. 1451 01:07:21,470 --> 01:07:24,400 (stammers) Then you've had ten years. 1452 01:07:24,402 --> 01:07:27,500 Right. Well, we've always been like brother and sister. 1453 01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:31,467 It's very bad indeed for... 1454 01:07:31,469 --> 01:07:33,467 for brothers and sisters to have sex. 1455 01:07:33,469 --> 01:07:34,967 - Except that we're not brother and sister. - No, exactly. 1456 01:07:34,969 --> 01:07:36,833 - Right, but... - No, so... 1457 01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:40,100 (exhales shakily) I've been waiting half my life 1458 01:07:40,102 --> 01:07:42,370 for you to wake up and love me. 1459 01:07:45,835 --> 01:07:48,534 Having loved you for half a lifetime, 1460 01:07:48,536 --> 01:07:49,867 I realized when you left, 1461 01:07:49,869 --> 01:07:51,767 that I had made a bad choice doing that. 1462 01:07:51,769 --> 01:07:52,802 (breathes shakily) 1463 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:55,400 And now, it's got even trickier because... 1464 01:07:55,402 --> 01:07:57,933 if... (chuckles) 1465 01:07:57,935 --> 01:07:59,933 When you were playing in pubs, we were the perfect match. 1466 01:07:59,935 --> 01:08:01,801 But now... 1467 01:08:01,803 --> 01:08:03,967 I-I... (sighs) 1468 01:08:03,969 --> 01:08:06,767 I'm an actual schoolteacher in actual Lowestoft, 1469 01:08:06,769 --> 01:08:09,634 and you're the world's greatest singer-songwriter. 1470 01:08:09,636 --> 01:08:11,834 - No, I'm not. - Except that you probably are. 1471 01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:14,334 Okay. Two minutes, ladies and gentlemen, two minutes. 1472 01:08:14,336 --> 01:08:17,068 Also, um... Debra's on my phone for you. 1473 01:08:17,070 --> 01:08:18,767 Apparently, she's having dinner with the head of the label 1474 01:08:18,769 --> 01:08:20,034 and you're meant to be FaceTiming in, so... 1475 01:08:20,036 --> 01:08:21,033 Just go away, Rocky. 1476 01:08:21,035 --> 01:08:22,601 Okay. One minute, 53. 1477 01:08:22,603 --> 01:08:23,903 In the end, to you, 1478 01:08:25,102 --> 01:08:27,867 I'll always, really, just be Ellie with the frizzy hair. 1479 01:08:27,869 --> 01:08:30,733 (sighs) And Ellie from the "Fun chum" column. 1480 01:08:30,735 --> 01:08:33,734 Ellie, who, for reasons no one understands, 1481 01:08:33,736 --> 01:08:37,568 drives you around in her car. (chuckles) 1482 01:08:37,570 --> 01:08:39,734 So, just go and please just catch your plane. 1483 01:08:39,736 --> 01:08:41,033 (sniffles) 1484 01:08:41,035 --> 01:08:44,001 We haven't finished the conversation. 1485 01:08:44,003 --> 01:08:47,100 Well, um, we have. 1486 01:08:47,102 --> 01:08:49,867 We have. 1487 01:08:49,869 --> 01:08:51,934 Unless... 1488 01:08:51,936 --> 01:08:55,034 in Liverpool Lime Street at... 1489 01:08:55,036 --> 01:08:58,435 11:14 on a Friday... 1490 01:08:58,437 --> 01:09:01,969 (breathes shakily) unless you choose to stay. 1491 01:09:09,537 --> 01:09:11,467 DEBRA (over phone): Jack. 1492 01:09:11,469 --> 01:09:13,700 Jack. You have to get on the plane. 1493 01:09:13,702 --> 01:09:16,635 - What are you still doing in Liverpool? - I can't stay today. 1494 01:09:16,637 --> 01:09:18,833 I've gotta do The Late Late Show tomorrow, 1495 01:09:18,835 --> 01:09:20,733 and I've gotta do the Marketing Meeting of Meetings 1496 01:09:20,735 --> 01:09:23,867 - and, oh, it's ridiculous... - And that was your chance. 1497 01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:25,834 (chuckling): Now, quick, go. 1498 01:09:25,836 --> 01:09:27,304 Please, leave. 1499 01:09:28,469 --> 01:09:29,669 - Sorry. - Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps 1500 01:09:30,769 --> 01:09:31,902 - for the journey? - Look, I want you to be happy and, 1501 01:09:32,869 --> 01:09:35,601 and to make marvelous music. I always have. 1502 01:09:35,603 --> 01:09:37,534 - No, not all the crisps! - Okay. 1503 01:09:37,536 --> 01:09:39,000 Just go, go, go, go, go. 1504 01:09:39,002 --> 01:09:41,833 Your, your future is o-out the door and to the left. 1505 01:09:41,835 --> 01:09:43,570 A taxi rank. 1506 01:09:49,569 --> 01:09:51,001 JACK: I'm sorry. 1507 01:09:51,003 --> 01:09:53,037 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so... 1508 01:10:00,869 --> 01:10:04,637 ♪ ♪ 1509 01:10:06,470 --> 01:10:08,701 MAN: Okay. Welcome to the Major 1510 01:10:08,703 --> 01:10:10,733 Marketing Meeting of Meetings. 1511 01:10:10,735 --> 01:10:14,568 So amazing to have Jack himself right here in the building. 1512 01:10:14,570 --> 01:10:16,271 - Give it up for Jack, y'all. - (cheering) 1513 01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:23,501 Now, uh, Jack, I, 1514 01:10:23,503 --> 01:10:25,801 I do believe I speak for everyone in attendance today 1515 01:10:25,803 --> 01:10:27,834 when I say... (whistles) 1516 01:10:27,836 --> 01:10:31,068 - (chuckles) it is the climax of our careers... - Yes! 1517 01:10:31,070 --> 01:10:34,766 ...to be working on this mind-bending album with you. 1518 01:10:34,768 --> 01:10:36,434 Give it up, y'all. 1519 01:10:36,436 --> 01:10:38,101 (cheering, whistling) 1520 01:10:38,103 --> 01:10:40,400 Yeah! 1521 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,567 You, you don't have to clap every time. 1522 01:10:42,569 --> 01:10:43,734 But thanks very much. 1523 01:10:43,736 --> 01:10:45,335 - (laughter) - Mr. Modesty! 1524 01:10:45,337 --> 01:10:47,633 - Give it up for modesty! - No, seriously, d... 1525 01:10:47,635 --> 01:10:50,068 That's what he does right off the top. (chuckles) 1526 01:10:50,070 --> 01:10:52,900 Now, as you all know, the songs we released online 1527 01:10:52,902 --> 01:10:55,967 have created unprecedented excitement. 1528 01:10:55,969 --> 01:10:57,034 - (cheering) - Yes. 1529 01:10:57,036 --> 01:10:58,767 - Yes. - No. 1530 01:10:58,769 --> 01:11:00,434 So, now upon us falls 1531 01:11:00,436 --> 01:11:04,000 the mighty task of packaging everything together 1532 01:11:04,002 --> 01:11:07,733 into one single, irresistible album. 1533 01:11:07,735 --> 01:11:10,633 Now, Jack came up with some title suggestions himself 1534 01:11:10,635 --> 01:11:14,500 and, uh, (chuckles) we worked on some of those. 1535 01:11:14,502 --> 01:11:16,501 You know, I especially got a kick out of 1536 01:11:16,503 --> 01:11:19,934 Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 1537 01:11:19,936 --> 01:11:21,733 - (laughter) - Yeah, that's... (chuckles) 1538 01:11:21,735 --> 01:11:23,468 It's okay to laugh, 'cause it's funny. 1539 01:11:23,470 --> 01:11:26,866 It is. It's, uh, (chuckles) a lot of words, Jack. 1540 01:11:26,868 --> 01:11:29,966 But ultimately, in the end, we just felt it was, uh, 1541 01:11:29,968 --> 01:11:32,101 - uh, too confusing, right? - (murmuring assent) 1542 01:11:32,103 --> 01:11:33,867 Too confusing. And, uh, 1543 01:11:33,869 --> 01:11:38,666 The White Album has some diversity issues. 1544 01:11:38,668 --> 01:11:40,335 How? 1545 01:11:40,337 --> 01:11:43,467 That's a lot of white, Jack. 1546 01:11:43,469 --> 01:11:46,634 And I know you were pretty enthusiastic 1547 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:49,434 about Abbey Road. I gotta say, 1548 01:11:49,436 --> 01:11:51,068 it didn't have a lot going for it... 1549 01:11:51,070 --> 01:11:52,701 if I can put it to you like that. 1550 01:11:52,703 --> 01:11:54,933 Uh, it's just a road, with a bunch of people 1551 01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:56,934 driving down the wrong side of the street. 1552 01:11:56,936 --> 01:11:58,067 - (chuckles) - (laughter) 1553 01:11:58,069 --> 01:11:59,535 That's not exactly what I meant, but... 1554 01:12:00,701 --> 01:12:01,634 But we've been developing some ideas of our own, now. 1555 01:12:01,636 --> 01:12:02,733 You know, we weren't just sitting around. 1556 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:06,468 We focused on the one thing that makes this man here 1557 01:12:06,470 --> 01:12:10,500 unlike anyone else in the entire world of music today. 1558 01:12:10,502 --> 01:12:14,068 No collaborators, no cowriters, no samples, no steals, hmm? 1559 01:12:14,070 --> 01:12:16,633 No "featuring Cardi B," 1560 01:12:16,635 --> 01:12:20,067 no "featuring Bieber." 1561 01:12:20,069 --> 01:12:23,867 Just the simple, pure genius... 1562 01:12:23,869 --> 01:12:25,499 of One Man Only. 1563 01:12:25,501 --> 01:12:27,701 - (indistinct chatter) - Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1564 01:12:27,703 --> 01:12:32,466 And, as a second wave, because of the miracle 1565 01:12:32,468 --> 01:12:35,466 that is One Man Only, it's just this. 1566 01:12:35,468 --> 01:12:38,067 - Just this. - (people gasping) 1567 01:12:38,069 --> 01:12:40,334 - Mmm, mmm. I know. - (cheering) 1568 01:12:40,336 --> 01:12:41,466 I know. 1569 01:12:41,468 --> 01:12:44,833 So, let Operation Jack begin! 1570 01:12:44,835 --> 01:12:46,068 Each week, a new song online. 1571 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:47,767 Each week, a new TV show. 1572 01:12:47,769 --> 01:12:49,867 We start with Corden, then we move to Kimmel, 1573 01:12:49,869 --> 01:12:51,666 then Fallon, then Colbert 1574 01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:55,033 and then Thursday Night Live! 1575 01:12:55,035 --> 01:12:56,499 Whoo! 1576 01:12:56,501 --> 01:12:58,800 Song, song, song. Show, show, show. 1577 01:12:58,802 --> 01:13:00,499 Boom, bang, bazillions. 1578 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:02,533 Now, let's go make so much money that, 1579 01:13:02,535 --> 01:13:04,834 by this time next Christmas, we are wiping our asses 1580 01:13:04,836 --> 01:13:06,900 with solid-gold toilet paper. 1581 01:13:06,902 --> 01:13:08,666 JAMES CORDEN: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, 1582 01:13:08,668 --> 01:13:11,900 - the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik! - (cheering) 1583 01:13:11,902 --> 01:13:14,534 Jack, I'm such a fan. It's great to meet you. 1584 01:13:14,536 --> 01:13:16,567 Thank you for being here. 1585 01:13:16,569 --> 01:13:17,866 The songs of yours that I've heard, they are, 1586 01:13:17,868 --> 01:13:19,566 they're amazing. 1587 01:13:19,568 --> 01:13:21,634 What's life like for you at the moment right now? 1588 01:13:21,636 --> 01:13:23,933 I mean, the expectation for the album 1589 01:13:23,935 --> 01:13:25,867 is just rising to insane levels, isn't it? 1590 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:27,901 Yeah, well, they're... they're insane to me. 1591 01:13:27,903 --> 01:13:30,634 - I mean, who here's excited about this album? - (cheering) 1592 01:13:30,636 --> 01:13:31,901 Listen to that. 1593 01:13:31,903 --> 01:13:35,599 In this age of, sometimes, 16 people 1594 01:13:35,601 --> 01:13:38,600 writing on one song, suddenly, here's a guy, 1595 01:13:38,602 --> 01:13:43,767 him and a guitar, and he writes everything himself, on his own. 1596 01:13:43,769 --> 01:13:45,037 Yeah. I mean... Well, you know, that's how it always 1597 01:13:46,202 --> 01:13:47,271 used to be, though, with, uh, with, like, James Taylor 1598 01:13:48,137 --> 01:13:49,499 or Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen. 1599 01:13:49,501 --> 01:13:50,933 So I don't think it's that exceptional. 1600 01:13:50,935 --> 01:13:52,033 But is it just you? 1601 01:13:52,035 --> 01:13:55,766 Well, yes. (chuckles) 1602 01:13:55,768 --> 01:13:58,967 - But is it? - (laughter) 1603 01:13:58,969 --> 01:14:00,867 (scoffs) Well, y-yes. 1604 01:14:00,869 --> 01:14:02,800 - Yes, it is. - Excellent. 1605 01:14:02,802 --> 01:14:04,766 Because as chance would have it, a-and do forgive me, 1606 01:14:04,768 --> 01:14:08,067 because we-we love a surprise on this show. 1607 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:09,833 As chance would darn well have it, 1608 01:14:09,835 --> 01:14:13,434 I've got two men backstage 1609 01:14:13,436 --> 01:14:14,934 who claim that the songs are theirs. 1610 01:14:14,936 --> 01:14:16,767 (audience murmuring) 1611 01:14:16,769 --> 01:14:19,733 In fact, they say that all of your tunes 1612 01:14:19,735 --> 01:14:25,033 are the work of their band, The Beatles. 1613 01:14:25,035 --> 01:14:27,034 (audience gasping) 1614 01:14:27,036 --> 01:14:29,067 I d... I don't know... 1615 01:14:29,069 --> 01:14:31,734 (chuckles) I don't... 1616 01:14:31,736 --> 01:14:34,933 Well, let's see how this plays out, shall we? 1617 01:14:34,935 --> 01:14:36,334 Ladies and gentlemen, all the way 1618 01:14:36,336 --> 01:14:37,800 from Liverpool, England, please welcome, 1619 01:14:37,802 --> 01:14:40,499 (distorted): Mr. Paul McCartney and Mr. Ringo Starr! 1620 01:14:40,501 --> 01:14:41,837 ♪ ♪ 1621 01:14:48,368 --> 01:14:53,000 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 1622 01:14:53,002 --> 01:14:56,400 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ 1623 01:14:56,402 --> 01:14:59,567 ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪ 1624 01:14:59,569 --> 01:15:01,366 DEBRA: Hey. 1625 01:15:01,368 --> 01:15:03,900 Bang me backwards over a Buick. 1626 01:15:03,902 --> 01:15:07,367 It's gonna be the greatest album of all time. 1627 01:15:07,369 --> 01:15:09,033 It's really incredible, man. 1628 01:15:09,035 --> 01:15:10,734 - Hey, Ed. - How you doing? Um, I'm just in town for a couple 1629 01:15:10,736 --> 01:15:13,634 of days. I thought I'd come and see the genius at work. 1630 01:15:13,636 --> 01:15:15,801 ED: I'm just trying to work out your process. 1631 01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:17,100 Is it music first or lyrics first? 1632 01:15:17,102 --> 01:15:18,167 JACK: Um, it varies. 1633 01:15:18,169 --> 01:15:20,667 But, like, with this song, for instance, the, um, 1634 01:15:20,669 --> 01:15:22,100 the-the "Hey Jude" one 1635 01:15:22,102 --> 01:15:24,333 must have some story behind it. 1636 01:15:24,335 --> 01:15:26,399 Well, yeah. No, it do... it does. 1637 01:15:26,401 --> 01:15:30,367 So, it was the son of a friend of mine 1638 01:15:30,369 --> 01:15:32,034 who was having a hard time. 1639 01:15:32,036 --> 01:15:34,434 Um, it, it, it just, 1640 01:15:34,436 --> 01:15:38,303 it came to me as a s... as a song of comfort. 1641 01:15:41,568 --> 01:15:42,936 I don't believe you. 1642 01:15:44,535 --> 01:15:45,866 What? 1643 01:15:45,868 --> 01:15:48,934 I mean, I just... I don't believe you. 1644 01:15:48,936 --> 01:15:51,534 - It's one genius idea after the other, you know? - Oh, right. 1645 01:15:51,536 --> 01:15:52,900 I do have a suggestion, though. 1646 01:15:52,902 --> 01:15:54,967 Um, about the song. 1647 01:15:54,969 --> 01:15:57,466 The-the title, "Hey Jude." 1648 01:15:57,468 --> 01:16:00,400 Jude is just, it's a bit old-fashioned. 1649 01:16:00,402 --> 01:16:02,901 - That was the kid's name, right? - What kid? 1650 01:16:02,903 --> 01:16:05,034 - That the song's about. - Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid. 1651 01:16:05,036 --> 01:16:06,934 Yes, the-the... the sad kid. 1652 01:16:06,936 --> 01:16:10,001 Now, l-let me just give you this advice, right? 1653 01:16:10,003 --> 01:16:11,599 Song title... 1654 01:16:11,601 --> 01:16:13,801 I won't charge you a penny for it as well... 1655 01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:16,970 "Hey Dude." 1656 01:16:20,668 --> 01:16:22,967 Um... 1657 01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:24,434 ♪ Hey, du... ♪ 1658 01:16:24,436 --> 01:16:26,866 (sighs) "Hey Dude," are you sure? 1659 01:16:26,868 --> 01:16:29,901 He's right. That's... (chuckles) that's so much better. 1660 01:16:29,903 --> 01:16:31,667 Is he? 1661 01:16:31,669 --> 01:16:33,367 - Is it? - ED: Yeah, yeah. 1662 01:16:33,369 --> 01:16:36,734 - ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪ - Yes. Mm-hmm. 1663 01:16:36,736 --> 01:16:38,033 - Mm-hmm. - This isn't real. - ED: Definitely gonna be 1664 01:16:38,035 --> 01:16:39,866 one of the best songs of the generation. 1665 01:16:39,868 --> 01:16:42,001 - BOTH: ♪ Hey, dude ♪ - Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up. 1666 01:16:42,003 --> 01:16:43,433 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 1667 01:16:43,435 --> 01:16:44,833 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪ 1668 01:16:44,835 --> 01:16:46,100 - ♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪ - (door opens) 1669 01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,633 - ♪ Hey, dude ♪ - It's definitely better. - Jack, Ellie. 1670 01:16:48,635 --> 01:16:50,001 Oh, sorry, guys. I gotta take this. 1671 01:16:50,003 --> 01:16:51,433 Just give me a minute, Ed. Sorry. 1672 01:16:51,435 --> 01:16:52,599 - JACK: Elle. - Jack. 1673 01:16:52,601 --> 01:16:53,700 I'm so glad you called. 1674 01:16:53,702 --> 01:16:55,068 I'm not enjoying myself here at all. 1675 01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:56,100 Oh, right. Well, um... 1676 01:16:56,102 --> 01:16:58,067 I've got two bits of news. 1677 01:16:58,069 --> 01:16:59,600 I'm riveted. 1678 01:16:59,602 --> 01:17:02,333 All right. Well, the first one... 1679 01:17:02,335 --> 01:17:04,666 - big one. - Yeah? 1680 01:17:04,668 --> 01:17:07,067 The Pier Hotel. 1681 01:17:07,069 --> 01:17:08,634 What? In Gorleston? The place that 1682 01:17:08,636 --> 01:17:10,433 closed down rather than have me play? 1683 01:17:10,435 --> 01:17:12,367 (chuckling): Yes. It's reopening. 1684 01:17:12,369 --> 01:17:13,233 You're bloody kidding. 1685 01:17:13,235 --> 01:17:15,400 I am bloody not. It's re-bloody opening. 1686 01:17:15,402 --> 01:17:16,734 (chuckles) That's amazing! 1687 01:17:16,736 --> 01:17:18,466 That's huge news! 1688 01:17:18,468 --> 01:17:21,001 That's-that's-that's ma-bloody-ssive! 1689 01:17:21,003 --> 01:17:22,966 - (sighs) - All right, what's the second? 1690 01:17:22,968 --> 01:17:25,399 I mean, it can't be as big. But tell me anyway. 1691 01:17:25,401 --> 01:17:27,966 Um... 1692 01:17:27,968 --> 01:17:30,567 n-number two is... 1693 01:17:30,569 --> 01:17:32,936 I've been seeing someone. 1694 01:17:34,768 --> 01:17:36,269 Right. 1695 01:17:38,369 --> 01:17:40,100 Do I know him? 1696 01:17:40,102 --> 01:17:42,900 Yeah. It's Gavin. 1697 01:17:42,902 --> 01:17:45,670 I-I didn't want you to find out from someone else. 1698 01:17:48,869 --> 01:17:50,901 Every day, 1699 01:17:50,903 --> 01:17:52,934 he puts me in the right column. 1700 01:17:52,936 --> 01:17:54,800 Of course. 1701 01:17:54,802 --> 01:17:56,101 The "true love" one. 1702 01:17:56,103 --> 01:17:58,403 - (knocking on glass) - Of course. 1703 01:18:00,069 --> 01:18:01,434 I've gotta go. 1704 01:18:01,436 --> 01:18:03,366 Ah, God. Yeah, course you do. 1705 01:18:03,368 --> 01:18:05,802 Um, okay. Bye. Bye. 1706 01:18:11,336 --> 01:18:14,533 What? What could possibly be so urgent 1707 01:18:14,535 --> 01:18:16,567 that I can't make a single phone call?! 1708 01:18:16,569 --> 01:18:18,801 How the hell am I supposed to get any of the songs right 1709 01:18:18,803 --> 01:18:20,767 if you're just all clustering me 1710 01:18:20,769 --> 01:18:22,801 and stopping me from being creative? 1711 01:18:22,803 --> 01:18:26,435 How can I ever be creative if I'm never ever left alone?! 1712 01:18:28,669 --> 01:18:30,334 Okay. 1713 01:18:30,336 --> 01:18:32,801 We'll leave you alone then, genius. 1714 01:18:32,803 --> 01:18:34,966 No, I'm not... I'm sorry. 1715 01:18:34,968 --> 01:18:38,934 No, it's g... It's, uh, it's superstar rights. 1716 01:18:38,936 --> 01:18:41,833 Treat the people that you work with like shit on your shoes. 1717 01:18:41,835 --> 01:18:42,902 Hmm. 1718 01:18:46,768 --> 01:18:50,034 (sighs) 1719 01:18:50,036 --> 01:18:51,599 Ellie told you the news, then? 1720 01:18:51,601 --> 01:18:54,333 - Yeah. - You know, I never, never understood 1721 01:18:54,335 --> 01:18:55,900 what you didn't see in her. 1722 01:18:55,902 --> 01:18:57,099 I mean, i-if I'd been you, 1723 01:18:57,101 --> 01:19:02,067 twice a day I would have loved her up like a lusty lion. 1724 01:19:02,069 --> 01:19:04,399 Rocky, if I ask you to just shut up, 1725 01:19:04,401 --> 01:19:07,866 really, really, really shut up, would that be okay? 1726 01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:09,634 Right. 1727 01:19:09,636 --> 01:19:13,367 Can I just start again and say, "Isn't it wonderful news? 1728 01:19:13,369 --> 01:19:15,499 "And I hope they'll be very happy together 1729 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,634 and have gorgeous kids." Is that better? 1730 01:19:17,636 --> 01:19:19,500 No. It's worse. 1731 01:19:19,502 --> 01:19:21,100 I have got a third option. But... 1732 01:19:21,102 --> 01:19:24,499 I'm sorry. Um, I'm really sorry, everyone. 1733 01:19:24,501 --> 01:19:26,801 I'm just... 1734 01:19:26,803 --> 01:19:28,500 I'm really stressed. 1735 01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:30,867 What was so urgent? 1736 01:19:30,869 --> 01:19:33,099 (over speaker): Oh, um, no, nothing. 1737 01:19:33,101 --> 01:19:36,067 It's just we have to decide today where and when 1738 01:19:36,069 --> 01:19:37,901 we're going to launch the album. 1739 01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:41,701 So, nothing big, apart from probably the biggest decision 1740 01:19:41,703 --> 01:19:43,434 of your stupid life. 1741 01:19:43,436 --> 01:19:46,334 - What? - You ass. 1742 01:19:46,336 --> 01:19:48,566 I do have one thought. 1743 01:19:48,568 --> 01:19:49,934 - (crowd cheering) - NEWSCASTER: And the little town 1744 01:19:49,936 --> 01:19:53,466 of Gorleston has never seen anything like this before. 1745 01:19:53,468 --> 01:19:57,434 At 3:00 p.m. today, on the rooftop of the Pier Hotel, 1746 01:19:57,436 --> 01:20:01,000 Jack Malik, local boy turned pop phenomenon, 1747 01:20:01,002 --> 01:20:04,733 will premiere his highly anticipated first album. 1748 01:20:04,735 --> 01:20:06,399 And word seems to have got out. 1749 01:20:06,401 --> 01:20:08,634 (cheering) 1750 01:20:08,636 --> 01:20:11,703 (cheering continues in distance) 1751 01:20:15,003 --> 01:20:16,336 (knocking on door) 1752 01:20:17,703 --> 01:20:19,400 Can we, uh...? 1753 01:20:19,402 --> 01:20:21,433 Wow. Look at this. 1754 01:20:21,435 --> 01:20:22,599 Look at you. 1755 01:20:22,601 --> 01:20:24,934 (sighs) Didn't want to disturb. 1756 01:20:24,936 --> 01:20:26,733 Just wanted to, you know... 1757 01:20:26,735 --> 01:20:29,500 Well, it's... Who'd have thought? (chuckles) 1758 01:20:29,502 --> 01:20:30,701 While we were downstairs 1759 01:20:30,703 --> 01:20:32,033 drinking cider and eating jelly, 1760 01:20:32,035 --> 01:33:49,216 you were up in your room writing "She Loves You." 1761 01:33:49,218 --> 01:33:50,450 - (chuckles) - Well... 1762 01:33:50,452 --> 01:33:52,816 Are you, uh, you playing our song? 1763 01:33:52,818 --> 01:33:55,349 - Your song? - "Let It Be." 1764 01:33:55,351 --> 01:33:56,651 Oh, well, we've never forgotten 1765 01:33:56,653 --> 01:33:58,184 we were the first people to hear it. 1766 01:33:58,186 --> 01:34:00,517 Well, the start of it, at least. 1767 01:34:00,519 --> 01:34:02,716 Three times. (chuckles) 1768 01:34:02,718 --> 01:34:04,483 So proud. 1769 01:34:04,485 --> 01:34:08,853 Our beautiful, blazing boy. 1770 01:34:10,652 --> 01:34:13,550 - (clicks tongue) Aw. Oh. - Aw. Still, don't wanna... 1771 01:34:13,552 --> 01:34:15,684 - Mind your suit, love. It's... blue. - Yeah. 1772 01:34:15,686 --> 01:34:18,717 - We'll leave you to it. - Okay. 1773 01:34:18,719 --> 01:34:21,816 One last thing, son. 1774 01:34:21,818 --> 01:34:24,449 Yeah, Dad? 1775 01:34:24,451 --> 01:34:26,783 The sandwiches. I see there's tuna. 1776 01:34:26,785 --> 01:34:28,417 Are y-you gonna finish them all? 1777 01:34:28,419 --> 01:34:29,716 - No, please take them all. - Or if you don't...? 1778 01:34:29,718 --> 01:34:34,483 Oh, what a day. What an amazing day. 1779 01:34:34,485 --> 01:34:35,784 - (whispers): Sorry. - (sighs) 1780 01:34:35,786 --> 01:34:38,417 (door closes) 1781 01:34:38,419 --> 01:34:40,882 (helicopter blades whirring outside) 1782 01:34:40,884 --> 01:34:44,416 (sighs) 1783 01:34:44,418 --> 01:34:46,850 CROWD (chanting): Jack! Jack! Jack! 1784 01:34:46,852 --> 01:34:48,716 Jack! Jack! 1785 01:34:48,718 --> 01:34:52,250 - (chanting continues outside) - Well, you look good. 1786 01:34:52,252 --> 01:34:54,183 (chuckles): That's a tight pant. 1787 01:34:54,185 --> 01:34:55,385 - (chuckles) - Mmm. 1788 01:34:56,485 --> 01:34:58,517 (clicks tongue) Okay. We've got a jaw and a chin. 1789 01:34:58,519 --> 01:35:00,551 Ooh! (chuckles) That's not bad. 1790 01:35:00,553 --> 01:35:03,651 That's... This'll work. This'll work. Mmm. 1791 01:35:03,653 --> 01:35:05,317 - (kisses) - Don't... 1792 01:35:05,319 --> 01:35:07,416 (door closes) 1793 01:35:07,418 --> 01:35:08,815 - What? - Nothing. - (knocking on door) 1794 01:35:08,817 --> 01:35:10,184 Yeah? 1795 01:35:10,186 --> 01:35:12,417 (sighs, chuckles) 1796 01:35:12,419 --> 01:35:13,916 - Oh. Hi, Ellie. Come in. - (chuckles): Hi. 1797 01:35:13,918 --> 01:35:15,816 - And who have we here? - Um, Debra, this is Ellie. 1798 01:35:15,818 --> 01:35:17,217 Ellie, this is Debra, my agent. 1799 01:35:17,219 --> 01:35:18,516 - (sighs) - No! 1800 01:35:18,518 --> 01:35:20,816 The Ellie? 1801 01:35:20,818 --> 01:35:22,916 - Oh! He's mentioned me? - (chuckles) 1802 01:35:22,918 --> 01:35:25,249 No, no. I'm kidding. I know nothing 1803 01:35:25,251 --> 01:35:27,750 about his life because he's a product to me. 1804 01:35:27,752 --> 01:35:30,917 Unless you're the one that was his manager. 1805 01:35:30,919 --> 01:35:34,882 In which case, wow. 1806 01:35:34,884 --> 01:35:36,617 Huge mistake giving that up. 1807 01:35:36,619 --> 01:35:39,316 Oh, it's surreal, isn't it? Being back at the Pier Hotel. 1808 01:35:39,318 --> 01:35:41,216 - (chuckling): Yeah, indeed. - Oh. 1809 01:35:41,218 --> 01:35:43,616 - I'm gonna go look at the stage, yeah? - Mm. 1810 01:35:43,618 --> 01:35:44,783 - Yeah. - It's this way. 1811 01:35:44,785 --> 01:35:48,316 Press conference in ten. 1812 01:35:48,318 --> 01:35:49,815 Goodbye, lovebirds. 1813 01:35:49,817 --> 01:35:51,584 (door closes) 1814 01:35:51,586 --> 01:35:53,882 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left Lime Street, okay? 1815 01:35:53,884 --> 01:35:55,749 - It was a terrible mistake. - Oh, no. 1816 01:35:55,751 --> 01:35:56,917 - Don't say that, please. - Can we...? 1817 01:35:56,919 --> 01:35:57,917 - Don't say that. - Elle... 1818 01:35:57,919 --> 01:35:59,416 I-I've heard your new songs. 1819 01:35:59,418 --> 01:36:01,350 - They're incredible. - O-Okay. No, they aren't. 1820 01:36:01,352 --> 01:36:03,750 I don't even know who you are anymore. 1821 01:36:03,752 --> 01:36:05,616 Everything changed after the accident. 1822 01:36:05,618 --> 01:36:07,750 - Wha-What happened? - GAVIN: Jack. 1823 01:36:07,752 --> 01:36:10,450 - And here's Gavin. - Jack, Jack. 1824 01:36:10,452 --> 01:36:13,416 - Jack! - (Jack chuckles) 1825 01:36:13,418 --> 01:36:16,384 - Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. - Oh, hey, mate. 1826 01:36:16,386 --> 01:36:17,384 - Jack. - How you doing, man? 1827 01:36:17,386 --> 01:36:19,882 - Jack. Jack. - (Ellie chuckles) 1828 01:36:19,884 --> 01:36:22,849 - I don't know what to say. - Oh, really? 1829 01:36:22,851 --> 01:36:24,917 It sounds like you do and it's, "Jack." 1830 01:36:24,919 --> 01:36:26,782 - (chuckles) - Jack! 1831 01:36:26,784 --> 01:36:28,882 - Oh... - We were just coming to say good luck and, um, 1832 01:36:28,884 --> 01:36:31,450 - break a leg. - Yeah. Well, 1833 01:36:31,452 --> 01:36:33,484 if I fall off the roof, then a broken leg 1834 01:36:33,486 --> 01:36:34,816 will be a good result. 1835 01:36:34,818 --> 01:36:35,883 (chuckles): All right, then. Let's go. 1836 01:36:35,885 --> 01:36:37,551 Come on. 1837 01:36:37,553 --> 01:36:38,620 GAVIN: Ka-ching! 1838 01:36:46,486 --> 01:36:49,587 (quietly): Ellie. 1839 01:36:56,486 --> 01:36:58,420 ♪ ♪ 1840 01:37:01,952 --> 01:37:04,749 - ELLIE: Ooh. - Wow. 1841 01:37:04,751 --> 01:37:06,650 Looks pretty quiet. 1842 01:37:06,652 --> 01:37:08,584 Well, maybe we should do a slightly shorter set? 1843 01:37:08,586 --> 01:37:11,517 - I mean really quiet. - (window slides open) 1844 01:37:11,519 --> 01:37:13,616 What do you want? 1845 01:37:13,618 --> 01:37:16,483 Uh, we're here for the gig. I'm the musician. 1846 01:37:16,485 --> 01:37:18,617 Well, that's pretty tricky. 1847 01:37:18,619 --> 01:37:21,450 'Cause we closed three weeks ago. 1848 01:37:21,452 --> 01:37:23,752 I'd take it as a hint, I would. 1849 01:37:25,718 --> 01:37:28,583 JACK: I'm gonna have to give up the part-time jobs, 1850 01:37:28,585 --> 01:37:30,917 go back to teaching. 1851 01:37:30,919 --> 01:37:33,384 (tires screeching) 1852 01:37:33,386 --> 01:37:36,283 - (grunts, sighs) - What? 1853 01:37:36,285 --> 01:37:38,816 No. Don't go back to teaching. 1854 01:37:38,818 --> 01:37:39,850 I've got no choice. 1855 01:37:39,852 --> 01:37:41,616 Jack, if you go back to teaching, 1856 01:37:41,618 --> 01:37:43,682 that is when you've got no choice. 1857 01:37:43,684 --> 01:37:45,715 Yeah, because you'll end up putting all your genius 1858 01:37:45,717 --> 01:37:48,249 into all those kids and then you won't have any 1859 01:37:48,251 --> 01:37:50,950 i-imagination or energy left to put into your music, 1860 01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:53,217 which really matters. 1861 01:37:53,219 --> 01:37:55,283 - Please... - (chuckles) 1862 01:37:55,285 --> 01:37:57,417 Okay, okay. 1863 01:37:57,419 --> 01:38:00,816 Crazy, slightly mad woman. 1864 01:38:00,818 --> 01:38:02,853 (laughs) 1865 01:38:08,885 --> 01:38:11,582 REPORTER: No one has ever written 1866 01:38:11,584 --> 01:38:14,483 this many great songs in this short a time. 1867 01:38:14,485 --> 01:38:16,882 - How do you do it? - Honestly, I don't know. 1868 01:38:16,884 --> 01:38:19,483 - (laughter) - Sometimes it feels like someone else 1869 01:38:19,485 --> 01:38:21,317 has written all the songs. 1870 01:38:21,319 --> 01:38:22,849 - (laughter) - Any idea who? 1871 01:38:22,851 --> 01:38:25,449 - (laughter) - What's the inspiration behind 1872 01:38:25,451 --> 01:38:26,782 "Strawberry Fields Forever"? 1873 01:38:26,784 --> 01:38:29,484 - (clears throat) Well... - Who was your favorite, 1874 01:38:29,486 --> 01:38:31,349 John, Paul, George or Ringo? 1875 01:38:31,351 --> 01:38:34,484 - Sorry? - Who's your greatest influence? 1876 01:38:34,486 --> 01:38:36,283 Jack, is it true that you wrote "Long and Winding Road" in... 1877 01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:37,716 W-Why don't you record in Abbey Road like they did? 1878 01:38:37,718 --> 01:38:39,715 (overlapping shouting) 1879 01:38:39,717 --> 01:38:41,816 When can we see another album, Jack? 1880 01:38:41,818 --> 01:38:43,882 Jack, what's the story behind "Let it Be"? 1881 01:38:43,884 --> 01:38:45,650 How'd you come up with "Yesterday"? 1882 01:38:45,652 --> 01:38:47,484 Thank you so much. We have to go to the roof now. 1883 01:38:47,486 --> 01:38:49,216 We'll see you later. 1884 01:38:49,218 --> 01:38:52,283 Jack, what was the first song you ever wrote? 1885 01:38:52,285 --> 01:38:53,816 Jack, what are you gonna play for us today? 1886 01:38:53,818 --> 01:38:56,917 It's a nice bar they've got down there, actually. 1887 01:38:56,919 --> 01:38:58,349 You haven't been drinking, have you? 1888 01:38:58,351 --> 01:39:01,249 No, I have not. Well, y-yeah, I have. 1889 01:39:01,251 --> 01:39:03,850 But I find a couple of pints midday sharpens my senses. 1890 01:39:03,852 --> 01:39:07,883 - Oh! - I'm not sure it does, mate. 1891 01:39:07,885 --> 01:39:11,184 - (sighs) - Right, here goes. 1892 01:39:11,186 --> 01:39:14,449 Actually, before I open this door, can I just say, 1893 01:39:14,451 --> 01:39:17,249 for a long time I didn't really know why I'd been born. 1894 01:39:17,251 --> 01:39:18,417 Felt a bit pointless. 1895 01:39:18,419 --> 01:39:19,916 But now I do know. 1896 01:39:19,918 --> 01:39:24,715 I was born to serve the greatest musician of all time. 1897 01:39:24,717 --> 01:39:27,783 It is my honor now to open this door 1898 01:39:27,785 --> 01:39:31,350 for the moment the entire world has been waiting for. 1899 01:39:31,352 --> 01:39:33,186 Thanks, Rock. 1900 01:39:35,251 --> 01:39:38,283 Oh, it's certainly been one hell of a journey, hasn't it? 1901 01:39:38,285 --> 01:39:41,417 So it has. So it has. 1902 01:39:41,419 --> 01:39:43,349 Right. 1903 01:39:43,351 --> 01:39:45,485 Here goes. 1904 01:39:48,751 --> 01:39:51,816 No, that's not... Uh, wrong door. 1905 01:39:51,818 --> 01:39:55,285 Um, let us, let us continue our journey together. 1906 01:39:57,385 --> 01:39:59,417 Right. 1907 01:39:59,419 --> 01:40:01,450 Here it does go. 1908 01:40:01,452 --> 01:40:03,320 (crowd cheering) 1909 01:40:07,219 --> 01:40:10,286 (helicopter blades whirring) 1910 01:40:15,219 --> 01:40:16,949 Jack! 1911 01:40:16,951 --> 01:40:18,782 Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! 1912 01:40:18,784 --> 01:40:21,283 CROWD (chanting): Jack! Jack! Jack! 1913 01:40:21,285 --> 01:40:23,849 (whooping) 1914 01:40:23,851 --> 01:40:25,649 ROCKY: Thank you, Gorleston! 1915 01:40:25,651 --> 01:40:28,682 (cheering continues) 1916 01:40:28,684 --> 01:40:32,250 CROWD (chanting): Jack! Jack! Jack! 1917 01:40:32,252 --> 01:40:33,353 NICK: Come on, Jack! 1918 01:40:36,851 --> 01:40:38,749 ♪ When I was younger ♪ 1919 01:40:38,751 --> 01:40:41,449 ♪ So much younger than today ♪ 1920 01:40:41,451 --> 01:40:45,616 ♪ I never needed anybody's help in any way ♪ 1921 01:40:45,618 --> 01:40:50,250 ♪ But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured ♪ 1922 01:40:50,252 --> 01:40:53,384 ♪ I found that I've changed my mind, I opened up the door ♪ 1923 01:40:53,386 --> 01:40:57,849 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪ 1924 01:40:57,851 --> 01:41:02,916 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪ 1925 01:41:02,918 --> 01:41:05,949 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪ 1926 01:41:05,951 --> 01:41:09,451 ♪ Won't you please, please help me? ♪ 1927 01:41:11,784 --> 01:41:15,283 ♪ And now my life has changed in oh, so many ways ♪ 1928 01:41:15,285 --> 01:41:19,616 ♪ My independence seems to vanish in the haze ♪ 1929 01:41:19,618 --> 01:41:23,515 ♪ But every now and then I feel so insecure ♪ 1930 01:41:23,517 --> 01:41:27,949 ♪ I find that I need you like I've never done before ♪ 1931 01:41:27,951 --> 01:41:32,217 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪ 1932 01:41:32,219 --> 01:41:35,783 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪ 1933 01:41:35,785 --> 01:41:40,815 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪ 1934 01:41:40,817 --> 01:41:46,485 ♪ Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me ♪ 1935 01:41:56,450 --> 01:41:58,249 ♪ Help me! ♪ 1936 01:41:58,251 --> 01:42:00,452 - (cheering) - Oh, my God! 1937 01:42:18,952 --> 01:42:20,885 ♪ ♪ 1938 01:42:40,552 --> 01:42:42,284 (knocking on door) 1939 01:42:42,286 --> 01:42:43,783 ROCKY: Just hang on a minute, all right? 1940 01:42:43,785 --> 01:42:45,750 Hey. Uh, 1941 01:42:45,752 --> 01:42:48,582 these... these two have been waiting to see you 1942 01:42:48,584 --> 01:42:51,949 for an hour and they're genuinely a weird pair. 1943 01:42:51,951 --> 01:42:53,448 (door closes) 1944 01:42:53,450 --> 01:42:55,383 Shall I tell them to sod right off? Or... 1945 01:42:55,385 --> 01:42:57,882 No. 1946 01:42:57,884 --> 01:42:59,284 No, let 'em in. 1947 01:43:01,919 --> 01:43:03,652 All right, weirdos. Two minutes. 1948 01:43:10,919 --> 01:43:13,950 You can go now, Rock. I'll be fine. 1949 01:43:13,952 --> 01:43:16,515 I wonder if we could have a little talk. 1950 01:43:16,517 --> 01:43:18,449 - Yeah. - (door closes) 1951 01:43:18,451 --> 01:43:21,482 'Cause I saw you went to Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields. 1952 01:43:21,484 --> 01:43:22,783 Yeah. 1953 01:43:22,785 --> 01:43:25,582 Eleanor Rigby's grave. 1954 01:43:25,584 --> 01:43:27,615 I know. 1955 01:43:27,617 --> 01:43:29,448 'Cause you can't sing songs about places 1956 01:43:29,450 --> 01:43:31,516 you've never even been to. 1957 01:43:31,518 --> 01:43:33,616 - No. - No. 1958 01:43:33,618 --> 01:43:35,252 I thought as much. 1959 01:43:37,418 --> 01:43:41,220 Well, we just wanted to say thank you, that's all. 1960 01:43:43,752 --> 01:43:45,315 Thank me? 1961 01:43:45,317 --> 01:43:47,715 We three seem to be the only ones who remember. 1962 01:43:47,717 --> 01:43:49,348 And we can't sing. 1963 01:43:49,350 --> 01:43:53,249 So, we just wanted to say... thanks very much. 1964 01:43:53,251 --> 01:43:56,219 Myself also. From bottom of heart. 1965 01:43:58,317 --> 01:44:00,184 Oh, my God! 1966 01:44:00,186 --> 01:44:01,750 (laughs) 1967 01:44:01,752 --> 01:44:03,815 I thought you were gonna arrest me, or... 1968 01:44:03,817 --> 01:44:06,449 - No. It's just lovely to hear the songs. - Yeah. 1969 01:44:06,451 --> 01:44:08,315 I have missed them so. 1970 01:44:08,317 --> 01:44:10,184 Can't remember any of the lyrics. 1971 01:44:10,186 --> 01:44:12,283 - No. I'm struggling there as well. - I know. 1972 01:44:12,285 --> 01:44:14,916 "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite's" in completely the wrong order. 1973 01:44:14,918 --> 01:44:16,815 - Very big mess, indeed. - Oh, yeah. 1974 01:44:16,817 --> 01:44:19,650 And "Hey Dude"? Really? 1975 01:44:19,652 --> 01:44:21,483 I can't apologize. It was bloody Ed Sheeran. 1976 01:44:21,485 --> 01:44:23,184 (laughing): But this is amazing! 1977 01:44:23,186 --> 01:44:24,516 Oh, God! 1978 01:44:24,518 --> 01:44:26,315 'Cause I feel like I-I've been running around 1979 01:44:26,317 --> 01:44:28,316 a foreign country and I've finally bumped into two people 1980 01:44:28,318 --> 01:44:29,716 who can speak English. 1981 01:44:29,718 --> 01:44:31,483 'Cause no one has ever heard of 1982 01:44:31,485 --> 01:44:33,482 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 1983 01:44:33,484 --> 01:44:35,248 No one's ever lived ♪ in a yellow submarine ♪ 1984 01:44:35,250 --> 01:44:37,782 - Submarine. A yellow submarine. - ♪ A yellow submarine ♪ 1985 01:44:37,784 --> 01:44:39,682 ALL: ♪ A yellow submarine ♪ 1986 01:44:39,684 --> 01:44:41,683 - We all live in a yellow submarine. - We do. 1987 01:44:41,685 --> 01:44:43,615 I-I live in "Octopus Garden." 1988 01:44:43,617 --> 01:44:45,183 - (laughs) - Yes! 1989 01:44:45,185 --> 01:44:46,916 Oh, you see. 1990 01:44:46,918 --> 01:44:48,416 (sighs) 1991 01:44:48,418 --> 01:44:50,950 See, here's my take, young Jack. 1992 01:44:50,952 --> 01:44:53,783 A world without The Beatles, 1993 01:44:53,785 --> 01:44:57,682 is a world that's infinitely worse. 1994 01:44:57,684 --> 01:44:59,316 So, thank you. 1995 01:44:59,318 --> 01:45:01,452 And use it well. 1996 01:45:03,651 --> 01:45:05,583 I'm trying, but it's hard. 1997 01:45:05,585 --> 01:45:07,882 There's so much money and success coming, 1998 01:45:07,884 --> 01:45:11,283 but I feel like I've become the definition of living a lie. 1999 01:45:11,285 --> 01:45:13,486 Well, I can see it might feel like that. 2000 01:45:22,518 --> 01:45:24,483 We thought this might help. 2001 01:45:24,485 --> 01:45:25,886 (quietly): I beg your pardon? 2002 01:45:27,184 --> 01:45:31,316 Here. We've done... (sighs) 2003 01:45:31,318 --> 01:45:32,352 a lot of digging. 2004 01:45:41,951 --> 01:45:43,885 - (sighs) - (door closes) 2005 01:45:49,784 --> 01:45:51,718 ♪ ♪ 2006 01:46:05,918 --> 01:46:07,852 ♪ ♪ 2007 01:46:24,618 --> 01:46:26,552 ♪ ♪ 2008 01:46:34,952 --> 01:46:36,886 (wind whistling) 2009 01:46:52,484 --> 01:46:54,718 (knocking) 2010 01:46:59,784 --> 01:47:02,550 Hello. 2011 01:47:02,552 --> 01:47:04,218 Can I help? 2012 01:47:06,317 --> 01:47:09,383 I don't know. 2013 01:47:09,385 --> 01:47:10,917 Are you John? 2014 01:47:10,919 --> 01:47:14,549 That's right. 2015 01:47:14,551 --> 01:47:17,718 - From Liverpool? - That's right. 2016 01:47:18,818 --> 01:47:21,849 It's an honor to meet you. 2017 01:47:21,851 --> 01:47:24,550 (whistling) 2018 01:47:24,552 --> 01:47:26,715 JACK: John? 2019 01:47:26,717 --> 01:47:28,415 JOHN: Yeah? 2020 01:47:28,417 --> 01:47:30,215 JACK: Have you had a happy life? 2021 01:47:30,217 --> 01:47:32,249 JOHN: Very. 2022 01:47:32,251 --> 01:47:33,583 JACK: But not successful. 2023 01:47:33,585 --> 01:47:36,348 I just said "very happy." 2024 01:47:36,350 --> 01:47:38,649 That means successful. 2025 01:47:38,651 --> 01:47:42,248 Did a job I enjoyed day after day. 2026 01:47:42,250 --> 01:47:44,415 Sailed the world. 2027 01:47:44,417 --> 01:47:47,949 Fought for things I believed in and won... 2028 01:47:47,951 --> 01:47:49,549 a couple of times. 2029 01:47:49,551 --> 01:47:52,183 Found a woman I loved. 2030 01:47:52,185 --> 01:47:55,483 Fought hard to keep her, too. 2031 01:47:55,485 --> 01:47:58,519 Lived my life with her. 2032 01:47:59,617 --> 01:48:02,515 Fought hard for her? 2033 01:48:02,517 --> 01:48:04,650 There were complica... (sighs) 2034 01:48:04,652 --> 01:48:06,349 Sorry, what-what's your name? 2035 01:48:06,351 --> 01:48:07,683 Jack. 2036 01:48:07,685 --> 01:48:11,282 There were complications, young Jack. 2037 01:48:11,284 --> 01:48:13,850 Loss and gain. 2038 01:48:13,852 --> 01:48:16,282 Prejudice and pride. 2039 01:48:16,284 --> 01:48:18,315 But... 2040 01:48:18,317 --> 01:48:22,815 it all turned out just... 2041 01:48:22,817 --> 01:48:24,685 fab. 2042 01:48:27,651 --> 01:48:30,449 How's your love life? 2043 01:48:30,451 --> 01:48:31,853 Bad. 2044 01:48:33,918 --> 01:48:37,515 I let her slip away. 2045 01:48:37,517 --> 01:48:39,652 Try to get her back. 2046 01:48:41,752 --> 01:48:43,348 You want a good life? 2047 01:48:43,350 --> 01:48:45,948 It's not complicated. 2048 01:48:45,950 --> 01:48:49,882 Tell the girl you love that you love her. 2049 01:48:49,884 --> 01:48:55,218 And tell the truth to everyone whenever you can. 2050 01:48:58,751 --> 01:49:00,715 Can I give you a hug? 2051 01:49:00,717 --> 01:49:01,816 What? 2052 01:49:01,818 --> 01:49:04,550 It's so good to see you. 2053 01:49:04,552 --> 01:49:07,283 How old are you? 2054 01:49:07,285 --> 01:49:08,448 Seventy-eight. 2055 01:49:08,450 --> 01:49:10,419 Fantastic! 2056 01:49:12,485 --> 01:49:14,883 You made it to 78. 2057 01:49:14,885 --> 01:49:17,119 You're a very strange man. (sighs) 2058 01:49:20,451 --> 01:49:23,182 But go ahead. 2059 01:49:23,184 --> 01:49:25,882 (Jack sighs) 2060 01:49:25,884 --> 01:49:28,786 JOHN: You need serious psychiatric help. 2061 01:49:32,784 --> 01:49:34,718 Not anymore. 2062 01:49:37,585 --> 01:49:39,518 ♪ ♪ 2063 01:49:45,350 --> 01:49:49,448 (ringtone plays): ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪ 2064 01:49:49,450 --> 01:49:50,615 Jack. 2065 01:49:50,617 --> 01:49:52,248 - Ed. - How can I help? 2066 01:49:52,250 --> 01:49:55,118 I need to ask quite a big and strange favor. 2067 01:49:57,317 --> 01:50:00,783 - ♪ ♪ - (cheering) 2068 01:50:00,785 --> 01:50:03,219 (Ed vocalizing) 2069 01:50:07,685 --> 01:50:09,483 All right? 2070 01:50:09,485 --> 01:50:11,582 DEBRA: My boy. 2071 01:50:11,584 --> 01:50:12,949 JACK: Debra. 2072 01:50:12,951 --> 01:50:15,252 (quietly): Cheers. 2073 01:50:16,350 --> 01:50:17,816 Poor Ed. 2074 01:50:17,818 --> 01:50:19,881 John the Baptist. 2075 01:50:19,883 --> 01:50:21,549 Nice guy, 2076 01:50:21,551 --> 01:50:23,448 one or two pretty good songs, but was basically 2077 01:50:23,450 --> 01:50:24,948 warming the world up for you. 2078 01:50:24,950 --> 01:50:26,816 The Messiah. 2079 01:50:26,818 --> 01:50:31,182 Soon to be the most successful artist in the history of music. 2080 01:50:31,184 --> 01:50:32,582 And the reason I'm going to be buying 2081 01:50:32,584 --> 01:50:34,348 not just one more house in Malibu, 2082 01:50:34,350 --> 01:50:36,315 but the entire beachfront. 2083 01:50:36,317 --> 01:50:39,816 - (sighs) Well, it's good to see you, Debra. - Um... 2084 01:50:39,818 --> 01:50:43,949 d... So, does anybody know why you're actually here? 2085 01:50:43,951 --> 01:50:46,183 Um... 2086 01:50:46,185 --> 01:50:48,316 I'm gonna spice up Ed's set with a couple of songs, 2087 01:50:48,318 --> 01:50:50,483 and then, um, 2088 01:50:50,485 --> 01:50:52,549 there's a little something I want to say. 2089 01:50:52,551 --> 01:50:54,615 Songs, I love songs. 2090 01:50:54,617 --> 01:50:56,915 Thing you'd like to say... 2091 01:50:56,917 --> 01:50:59,216 I'd keep it brief. (chuckles) 2092 01:50:59,218 --> 01:51:01,650 I've never heard you say anything interesting before. 2093 01:51:01,652 --> 01:51:03,682 I don't know why tonight would be the big breakthrough. 2094 01:51:03,684 --> 01:51:06,815 - (chuckles softly) - Have a good show. 2095 01:51:06,817 --> 01:51:09,586 Thank you. Helpful. 2096 01:51:12,317 --> 01:51:14,215 (muffled cheering) 2097 01:51:14,217 --> 01:51:15,482 (sighs) You're on. 2098 01:51:15,484 --> 01:51:17,716 (exhaling): Okay. 2099 01:51:17,718 --> 01:51:19,885 - Is she here? - Yeah. 2100 01:51:21,184 --> 01:51:23,319 (quietly): Okay. 2101 01:51:24,585 --> 01:51:25,716 - Remember the plan. - Yeah. 2102 01:51:25,718 --> 01:51:26,948 When I get to the last song... 2103 01:51:26,950 --> 01:51:27,949 ROCKY: Hey, I'm ready. 2104 01:51:27,951 --> 01:51:29,516 (cheering) 2105 01:51:29,518 --> 01:51:30,916 ED: Thank you. 2106 01:51:30,918 --> 01:51:33,249 Thank you very much. 2107 01:51:33,251 --> 01:51:35,283 Now, the gig is not quite over. 2108 01:51:35,285 --> 01:51:36,815 I have one last surprise for you all. 2109 01:51:36,817 --> 01:51:38,549 I'm gonna bring on an old friend. 2110 01:51:38,551 --> 01:51:41,348 I know him as my dodgy Moscow support act, 2111 01:51:41,350 --> 01:51:44,515 you know him as a man that writes very, very good songs. 2112 01:51:44,517 --> 01:51:48,615 Wembley Stadium, please make some noise for Mr. Jack Malik! 2113 01:51:48,617 --> 01:51:50,519 (cheering) 2114 01:51:54,951 --> 01:51:57,448 All right. Over to you, maestro. 2115 01:51:57,450 --> 01:51:58,582 Thanks. 2116 01:51:58,584 --> 01:51:59,815 ROCKY: Wembley, 2117 01:51:59,817 --> 01:52:01,716 please welcome to the stage, 2118 01:52:01,718 --> 01:52:05,615 the greatest human being who ever lived. 2119 01:52:05,617 --> 01:52:06,948 My best friend. 2120 01:52:06,950 --> 01:52:08,383 Your hero. 2121 01:52:08,385 --> 01:52:11,881 Sir Jack Malik! 2122 01:52:11,883 --> 01:52:14,650 - Yeah, Jack! - Whoo! 2123 01:52:14,652 --> 01:52:16,652 - Jack! Jack! - Jack! Whoo! 2124 01:52:18,617 --> 01:52:20,551 (cheering quiets) 2125 01:52:22,318 --> 01:52:26,583 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪ 2126 01:52:26,585 --> 01:52:29,814 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 2127 01:52:29,816 --> 01:52:31,348 ♪ And the way she looked ♪ 2128 01:52:31,350 --> 01:52:32,516 Jack! 2129 01:52:32,518 --> 01:52:34,319 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪ 2130 01:52:36,451 --> 01:52:38,649 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪ 2131 01:52:38,651 --> 01:52:40,182 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2132 01:52:40,184 --> 01:52:43,781 ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪ 2133 01:52:43,783 --> 01:52:46,582 ♪ It's all right ♪ 2134 01:52:46,584 --> 01:52:47,781 So, when did you first realize 2135 01:52:47,783 --> 01:52:49,415 that your son was too good for you? 2136 01:52:49,417 --> 01:52:51,814 - (laughs) - ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪ 2137 01:52:51,816 --> 01:52:54,382 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪ 2138 01:52:54,384 --> 01:52:57,551 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 2139 01:52:58,851 --> 01:53:00,515 ♪ Nothing you can say ♪ 2140 01:53:00,517 --> 01:53:02,583 ♪ But you can learn how to play the game ♪ 2141 01:53:02,585 --> 01:53:04,616 ♪ It's easy ♪ 2142 01:53:04,618 --> 01:53:06,749 (band playing) 2143 01:53:06,751 --> 01:53:09,714 ♪ Nothing you can make that can't be made ♪ 2144 01:53:09,716 --> 01:53:12,216 ♪ Nothing you can save ♪ 2145 01:53:12,218 --> 01:53:14,215 - Brass band, huh? - ♪ That can't be saved ♪ 2146 01:53:14,217 --> 01:53:16,583 - Are we paying these jokers? - ♪ Nothing you can do ♪ 2147 01:53:16,585 --> 01:53:19,282 ♪ But you can learn how to be you in time ♪ 2148 01:53:19,284 --> 01:53:21,650 ♪ It's easy ♪ 2149 01:53:21,652 --> 01:53:23,848 Everybody! 2150 01:53:23,850 --> 01:53:26,814 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 2151 01:53:26,816 --> 01:53:28,848 ♪ ♪ 2152 01:53:28,850 --> 01:53:30,881 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 2153 01:53:30,883 --> 01:53:33,316 - Come backstage, Ellie. - What? (chuckles) 2154 01:53:33,318 --> 01:53:35,382 - ♪ All you need is love ♪ - Coming through. 2155 01:53:35,384 --> 01:53:38,851 - ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪ - Yeah, excuse me. 2156 01:53:40,650 --> 01:53:43,315 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 2157 01:53:43,317 --> 01:53:44,782 All together now! 2158 01:53:44,784 --> 01:53:47,815 Come, come, come, come, come, come, come. See that? 2159 01:53:47,817 --> 01:53:49,515 JACK: Everybody! 2160 01:53:49,517 --> 01:53:50,884 Yeah. Just... 2161 01:53:52,151 --> 01:53:53,715 - Just stand right there. Yeah, stand there. Trust me. - What? 2162 01:53:53,717 --> 01:53:56,316 ♪ Love is all you need. ♪ 2163 01:53:56,318 --> 01:53:58,185 (cheering) 2164 01:54:00,651 --> 01:54:03,714 And now, there's, um, 2165 01:54:03,716 --> 01:54:06,182 there's someone I'd like to introduce you to. 2166 01:54:06,184 --> 01:54:07,751 If we could just switch on the backstage camera. 2167 01:54:09,817 --> 01:54:13,282 (cheering) 2168 01:54:13,284 --> 01:54:15,717 - Oh! (laughs) - Oh! (laughs) It's Ellie! 2169 01:54:20,317 --> 01:54:21,714 This is Ellie. 2170 01:54:21,716 --> 01:54:24,283 - (cheering) - LUCY: Hi, Ellie! 2171 01:54:24,285 --> 01:54:29,216 JACK: And when I had no fans, Ellie was my only fan. 2172 01:54:29,218 --> 01:54:31,615 The only person in the world who believed in me. 2173 01:54:31,617 --> 01:54:33,648 And that's why, tonight, I asked Ed 2174 01:54:33,650 --> 01:54:34,915 if I could come on and play, 2175 01:54:34,917 --> 01:54:38,315 'cause I want to tell her... and you, 2176 01:54:38,317 --> 01:54:41,948 - what I've done. - WOMAN: What are you saying? 2177 01:54:41,950 --> 01:54:44,551 Darn it, Ellie, I've been untrue. 2178 01:54:48,617 --> 01:54:51,648 All the songs I've sung tonight were really written 2179 01:54:51,650 --> 01:54:54,649 and performed by four men called John Lennon, 2180 01:54:54,651 --> 01:54:58,516 Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. 2181 01:54:58,518 --> 01:55:01,316 The Beatles. 2182 01:55:01,318 --> 01:55:03,283 They were the real geniuses. 2183 01:55:03,285 --> 01:55:04,483 Me, I'm just a, sort of, 2184 01:55:04,485 --> 01:55:07,282 go-between to, well, 2185 01:55:07,284 --> 01:55:10,483 get their astonishing stuff into the world. 2186 01:55:10,485 --> 01:55:13,648 - MAN: Beatles? - And, uh, I-I-I passed their amazing work off 2187 01:55:13,650 --> 01:55:16,848 as my own so I could look like I was amazing, too. 2188 01:55:16,850 --> 01:55:18,814 (crowd jeering) 2189 01:55:18,816 --> 01:55:21,548 I want you all to know that I'm not gonna take any money 2190 01:55:21,550 --> 01:55:23,814 for this work that isn't mine. 2191 01:55:23,816 --> 01:55:27,248 So, you can have all the songs for free. 2192 01:55:27,250 --> 01:55:29,615 Rocky, do it. 2193 01:55:29,617 --> 01:55:31,283 ROCKY: Right. Here goes. 2194 01:55:31,285 --> 01:55:34,182 JACK: They're being released, for free, online now. 2195 01:55:34,184 --> 01:55:38,649 And I'd love to not take any more praise for it. 2196 01:55:38,651 --> 01:55:41,483 So, um... 2197 01:55:41,485 --> 01:55:43,352 I'm so sorry. 2198 01:55:46,450 --> 01:55:49,549 And while I'm at it, there's one other thing to say as well, 2199 01:55:49,551 --> 01:55:55,215 because... I've been a fool twice over. 2200 01:55:55,217 --> 01:55:58,749 And I want to thank Ellie... 2201 01:55:58,751 --> 01:56:01,452 - for her love. - CROWD: Aw! 2202 01:56:04,350 --> 01:56:06,351 (Carol sighs) 2203 01:56:11,551 --> 01:56:13,185 And, Ellie... 2204 01:56:16,218 --> 01:56:17,852 Elle... 2205 01:56:20,750 --> 01:56:24,449 - I love you. - CROWD: Aw! 2206 01:56:24,451 --> 01:56:26,781 - Aw. - (laughs): Oh. 2207 01:56:26,783 --> 01:56:28,784 I always have. 2208 01:56:30,850 --> 01:56:33,484 Always. 2209 01:56:40,284 --> 01:56:42,315 That's definitely enough talking for one night. 2210 01:56:42,317 --> 01:56:43,482 (chuckles) 2211 01:56:43,484 --> 01:56:45,781 But it's been a blast. 2212 01:56:45,783 --> 01:56:48,282 - (cheering) - MAN: We love you, Jack! 2213 01:56:48,284 --> 01:56:50,715 WOMAN: We still love you! 2214 01:56:50,717 --> 01:56:52,584 (cheering continues) 2215 01:56:59,884 --> 01:57:02,185 (cheering loudly) 2216 01:57:04,883 --> 01:57:07,249 (panting): Where's the stage? 2217 01:57:07,251 --> 01:57:08,383 What floor is this? 2218 01:57:08,385 --> 01:57:11,319 Where is the goddamn stage?! 2219 01:57:19,449 --> 01:57:21,815 - Oh, my God. - I know. 2220 01:57:21,817 --> 01:57:24,482 - (sighs) - That's a lot of information to take in. 2221 01:57:24,484 --> 01:57:25,785 I know. 2222 01:57:26,985 --> 01:57:27,616 Well, if you'd told me I was gonna be on the big screen, 2223 01:57:27,618 --> 01:57:29,252 I'd have got my hair done. 2224 01:57:29,850 --> 01:57:32,482 (chuckles) I'm sorry. 2225 01:57:32,484 --> 01:57:34,448 You didn't write any of the songs? 2226 01:57:34,450 --> 01:57:36,216 (quietly): No. 2227 01:57:36,218 --> 01:57:39,414 That is very bad behavior. 2228 01:57:39,416 --> 01:57:40,881 - On a global scale. - Yeah. 2229 01:57:40,883 --> 01:57:42,585 It's very bad. 2230 01:57:50,516 --> 01:57:52,484 Well, this is a strange one. 2231 01:57:56,850 --> 01:58:00,183 Of course I've always known I was number two. 2232 01:58:00,185 --> 01:58:02,548 But that's not a bad place to be. 2233 01:58:02,550 --> 01:58:06,448 Some of the best songs never made it to number one. 2234 01:58:06,450 --> 01:58:08,781 "Common People" by Pulp, for a start. 2235 01:58:08,783 --> 01:58:10,548 It's a total classic. 2236 01:58:10,550 --> 01:58:13,518 And obviously all I want is for Ellie to be happy. 2237 01:58:17,383 --> 01:58:19,649 Gavin. 2238 01:58:19,651 --> 01:58:22,218 Best man I ever met. 2239 01:58:24,550 --> 01:58:25,948 (kisses) 2240 01:58:25,950 --> 01:58:27,447 - (sighs) Thank you, Gavin. - MAN: He's here. 2241 01:58:27,449 --> 01:58:28,815 - He's here! - Go on. - What is that? 2242 01:58:28,817 --> 01:58:30,814 - Oh, God. - GAVIN: Go! - Jack! - Jack! 2243 01:58:30,816 --> 01:58:32,215 - Oh, my... We should definitely go! - Yeah, yeah. 2244 01:58:32,217 --> 01:58:33,814 - Shit! - (all clamoring) 2245 01:58:33,816 --> 01:58:34,348 Where's that lying son of a bitch? 2246 01:58:34,350 --> 01:58:35,382 Move, idiots! 2247 01:58:35,384 --> 01:58:37,449 MAN: Look, he's here! 2248 01:58:37,451 --> 01:58:38,756 - Jack! - (clamoring) 2249 01:58:38,758 --> 01:58:40,322 Jack, please take me with you. 2250 01:58:40,324 --> 01:58:41,757 No one else will employ me. 2251 01:58:41,759 --> 01:58:42,789 I-I'm rubbish at my job. 2252 01:58:42,791 --> 01:58:43,857 Just hold them off, Rocky. 2253 01:58:43,859 --> 01:58:45,757 In the name of money, stop! 2254 01:58:45,759 --> 01:58:48,456 Get back here, you stupid, English mother... 2255 01:58:48,458 --> 01:58:50,789 - Uh, ooh. Sorry, Debra. - Jack! 2256 01:58:50,791 --> 01:58:51,890 ROCKY: Debra, stop this. 2257 01:58:51,892 --> 01:58:54,094 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Jack! 2258 01:58:55,842 --> 01:58:57,906 ED SHEERAN: ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪ 2259 01:58:57,908 --> 01:58:59,939 ♪ To make a change in our lives ♪ 2260 01:58:59,941 --> 01:59:02,940 ♪ East Anglian sky, empty bottle of wine ♪ 2261 01:59:02,942 --> 01:59:04,439 ♪ I got you by my side ♪ 2262 01:59:04,441 --> 01:59:05,973 ♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪ 2263 01:59:05,975 --> 01:59:08,341 ♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine when I look in your eyes ♪ 2264 01:59:08,343 --> 01:59:12,041 ♪ What a wonderful way to spend a moment or two ♪ 2265 01:59:12,043 --> 01:59:14,706 ♪ To be lying awake and be here talking to you ♪ 2266 01:59:14,708 --> 01:59:17,373 ♪ I got somethin' to say and know what I gotta do ♪ 2267 01:59:17,375 --> 01:59:20,940 ♪ To be making a change, now the moment of truth ♪ 2268 01:59:20,942 --> 01:59:22,706 ♪ Why am I feeling so nervous? ♪ 2269 01:59:22,708 --> 01:59:27,374 ♪ When things are going so perfect ♪ 2270 01:59:27,376 --> 01:59:29,506 ♪ But I know that it's worth it ♪ 2271 01:59:29,508 --> 01:59:31,674 ♪ To spend forever with you ♪ 2272 01:59:31,676 --> 01:59:34,774 ♪ And so I count to three ♪ 2273 01:59:34,776 --> 01:59:37,507 ♪ And get on one knee ♪ 2274 01:59:37,509 --> 01:59:38,776 ♪ And I ask you ♪ 2275 01:59:40,742 --> 01:59:43,506 ♪ Darling, honestly ♪ 2276 01:59:43,508 --> 01:59:46,573 ♪ I've waited all this time ♪ 2277 01:59:46,575 --> 01:59:49,773 ♪ Just to make it right ♪ 2278 01:59:49,775 --> 01:59:52,439 ♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪ 2279 01:59:52,441 --> 01:59:55,739 ♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪ 2280 01:59:55,741 --> 01:59:58,939 ♪ Just say yes ♪ 2281 01:59:58,941 --> 02:00:02,676 ♪ One word, one love, one life... ♪ 2282 02:00:04,975 --> 02:00:08,507 Oh, I feel like Harry Potter after he defeated Voldemort. 2283 02:00:08,509 --> 02:00:11,540 At last, everything can go back to normal. 2284 02:00:11,542 --> 02:00:14,774 Isn't normal wonderful? 2285 02:00:14,776 --> 02:00:16,773 Who? 2286 02:00:16,775 --> 02:00:19,341 Sorry? 2287 02:00:19,343 --> 02:00:21,040 Harry Potter. Who's he? 2288 02:00:21,042 --> 02:00:23,873 ♪ Your hand in mine ♪ 2289 02:00:23,875 --> 02:00:26,507 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 2290 02:00:26,509 --> 02:00:30,472 ♪ Hearts intertwined ♪ 2291 02:00:30,474 --> 02:00:33,006 - ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ - No one. 2292 02:00:33,008 --> 02:00:35,973 - Nothing. - ♪ In perfect time ♪ 2293 02:00:35,975 --> 02:00:37,873 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 2294 02:00:37,875 --> 02:00:39,572 Time for bed. 2295 02:00:39,574 --> 02:00:41,806 - (sighs) Time. - ♪ Oh, you and I ♪ 2296 02:00:41,808 --> 02:00:44,643 ♪ Some things were just meant to be. ♪ 2297 02:00:46,409 --> 02:00:49,806 (acoustic guitar playing) 2298 02:00:49,808 --> 02:00:53,839 ♪ Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace ♪ 2299 02:00:53,841 --> 02:00:57,839 ♪ Molly is a singer with a band ♪ 2300 02:00:57,841 --> 02:01:02,373 ♪ Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face" ♪ 2301 02:01:02,375 --> 02:01:06,640 ♪ And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand ♪ 2302 02:01:06,642 --> 02:01:08,674 ALL: ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 2303 02:01:08,676 --> 02:01:10,973 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2304 02:01:10,975 --> 02:01:13,706 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪ 2305 02:01:13,708 --> 02:01:15,640 Okay. 2306 02:01:15,642 --> 02:01:20,910 ♪ In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home ♪ 2307 02:01:23,876 --> 02:01:27,773 ♪ With a couple of kids running in the yard ♪ 2308 02:01:27,775 --> 02:01:31,407 ♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪ 2309 02:01:31,409 --> 02:01:32,839 ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ 2310 02:01:32,841 --> 02:01:36,372 ♪ Happy ever after in the marketplace ♪ 2311 02:01:36,374 --> 02:01:40,473 ♪ Molly lets the children lend a hand ♪ 2312 02:01:40,475 --> 02:01:44,407 ♪ Desmond stays at home and does a pretty face ♪ 2313 02:01:44,409 --> 02:01:47,539 ♪ And in the evening she's a singer in a band ♪ 2314 02:01:47,541 --> 02:01:48,873 One last time! 2315 02:01:48,875 --> 02:01:50,740 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 2316 02:01:50,742 --> 02:01:53,041 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2317 02:01:53,043 --> 02:01:56,507 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪ 2318 02:01:56,509 --> 02:01:58,807 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 2319 02:01:58,809 --> 02:02:01,907 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2320 02:02:01,909 --> 02:02:04,910 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪ 2321 02:02:06,308 --> 02:02:07,639 And if you want some fun! 2322 02:02:07,641 --> 02:02:10,007 ♪ Take Ob-la-di-bla-da. ♪ 2323 02:02:10,009 --> 02:02:11,639 (cheering) 2324 02:02:11,641 --> 02:02:12,740 (whooping) 2325 02:02:12,742 --> 02:02:15,939 (laughs) 2326 02:02:15,941 --> 02:02:18,074 Yes! 2327 02:02:18,076 --> 02:02:20,409 (cheering continues) 2328 02:02:34,341 --> 02:02:37,074 THE BEATLES: ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2329 02:02:37,076 --> 02:02:40,740 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 2330 02:02:40,742 --> 02:02:47,607 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ 2331 02:02:47,609 --> 02:02:52,906 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪ 2332 02:02:52,908 --> 02:02:55,707 ♪ Then you can start ♪ 2333 02:02:55,709 --> 02:03:00,073 ♪ To make it better ♪ 2334 02:03:00,075 --> 02:03:06,373 ♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪ 2335 02:03:06,375 --> 02:03:09,372 ♪ You were made to ♪ 2336 02:03:09,374 --> 02:03:13,506 ♪ Go out and get her ♪ 2337 02:03:13,508 --> 02:03:18,540 ♪ The minute you let her under your skin ♪ 2338 02:03:18,542 --> 02:03:25,276 ♪ Then you begin to make it better ♪ 2339 02:03:27,342 --> 02:03:30,673 ♪ And anytime you feel the pain ♪ 2340 02:03:30,675 --> 02:03:33,839 ♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪ 2341 02:03:33,841 --> 02:03:36,572 ♪ Don't carry the world ♪ 2342 02:03:36,574 --> 02:03:41,342 ♪ Upon your shoulders ♪ 2343 02:03:41,344 --> 02:03:43,407 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2344 02:03:43,409 --> 02:03:46,740 ♪ For well you know that it's a fool ♪ 2345 02:03:46,742 --> 02:03:50,041 ♪ Who plays it cool ♪ 2346 02:03:50,043 --> 02:03:53,340 ♪ By making his world ♪ 2347 02:03:53,342 --> 02:03:57,840 ♪ A little colder ♪ 2348 02:03:57,842 --> 02:04:03,610 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2349 02:04:06,409 --> 02:04:08,906 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2350 02:04:08,908 --> 02:04:12,773 ♪ Don't let me down ♪ 2351 02:04:12,775 --> 02:04:19,407 ♪ You have found her, now go and get her ♪ 2352 02:04:19,409 --> 02:04:24,739 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪ 2353 02:04:24,741 --> 02:04:30,943 ♪ Then you can start to make it better ♪ 2354 02:04:33,308 --> 02:04:36,673 ♪ So let it out and let it in ♪ 2355 02:04:36,675 --> 02:04:40,440 ♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪ 2356 02:04:40,442 --> 02:04:43,840 ♪ You're waiting for someone ♪ 2357 02:04:43,842 --> 02:04:47,776 ♪ To perform with ♪ 2358 02:04:49,841 --> 02:04:53,373 ♪ And don't you know that it's just you ♪ 2359 02:04:53,375 --> 02:04:56,840 ♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪ 2360 02:04:56,842 --> 02:04:59,974 ♪ The movement you need ♪ 2361 02:04:59,976 --> 02:05:04,040 ♪ Is on your shoulder ♪ 2362 02:05:04,042 --> 02:05:07,074 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2363 02:05:07,076 --> 02:05:13,340 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah, yeah ♪ 2364 02:05:13,342 --> 02:05:15,906 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2365 02:05:15,908 --> 02:05:19,840 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 2366 02:05:19,842 --> 02:05:26,806 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ 2367 02:05:26,808 --> 02:05:32,072 ♪ Remember to let her under your skin ♪ 2368 02:05:32,074 --> 02:05:35,007 ♪ Then you'll begin ♪ 2369 02:05:35,009 --> 02:05:38,006 ♪ To make it better ♪ 2370 02:05:38,008 --> 02:05:40,907 ♪ Better, better, better, better, better ♪ 2371 02:05:40,909 --> 02:05:42,072 ♪ I'm begging you ♪ 2372 02:05:42,074 --> 02:05:45,306 ♪ Oh! Yeah... ♪ 2373 02:05:45,308 --> 02:05:49,974 - ♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 2374 02:05:49,976 --> 02:05:52,807 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2375 02:05:52,809 --> 02:05:54,810 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2376 02:05:56,876 --> 02:06:03,439 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2377 02:06:03,441 --> 02:06:05,973 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2378 02:06:05,975 --> 02:06:07,842 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2379 02:06:09,908 --> 02:06:16,540 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2380 02:06:16,542 --> 02:06:19,373 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2381 02:06:19,375 --> 02:06:21,243 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2382 02:06:23,309 --> 02:06:29,673 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2383 02:06:29,675 --> 02:06:32,039 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2384 02:06:32,041 --> 02:06:33,806 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2385 02:06:33,808 --> 02:06:36,874 ♪ Jude, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪ 2386 02:06:36,876 --> 02:06:42,739 - ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪ 2387 02:06:42,741 --> 02:06:45,706 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2388 02:06:45,708 --> 02:06:47,040 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2389 02:06:47,042 --> 02:06:49,740 ♪ Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪ 2390 02:06:49,742 --> 02:06:55,507 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2391 02:06:55,509 --> 02:06:58,740 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2392 02:06:58,742 --> 02:07:01,072 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪ 2393 02:07:01,074 --> 02:07:03,072 ♪ Jude, you're not gonna break it ♪ 2394 02:07:03,074 --> 02:07:05,573 ♪ Nah, nah-nah ♪ 2395 02:07:05,575 --> 02:07:07,673 - ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2396 02:07:07,675 --> 02:07:11,406 - ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2397 02:07:11,408 --> 02:07:14,439 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪ 2398 02:07:14,441 --> 02:07:16,039 ♪ Wow... ♪ 2399 02:07:16,041 --> 02:07:20,339 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2400 02:07:20,341 --> 02:07:24,607 - ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2401 02:07:24,609 --> 02:07:26,507 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2402 02:07:26,509 --> 02:07:28,973 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2403 02:07:28,975 --> 02:07:32,907 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2404 02:07:32,909 --> 02:07:35,373 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2405 02:07:35,375 --> 02:07:37,639 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2406 02:07:37,641 --> 02:07:38,972 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2407 02:07:38,974 --> 02:07:41,973 ♪ Now, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪ 2408 02:07:41,975 --> 02:07:46,907 - ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2409 02:07:46,909 --> 02:07:48,406 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 2410 02:07:48,408 --> 02:07:50,639 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2411 02:07:50,641 --> 02:07:54,607 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - (vocalizing) 2412 02:07:54,609 --> 02:08:00,372 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2413 02:08:00,374 --> 02:08:03,540 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2414 02:08:03,542 --> 02:08:04,874 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2415 02:08:04,876 --> 02:08:07,407 ♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah- nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah... ♪ 2416 02:08:07,409 --> 02:08:11,739 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2417 02:08:11,741 --> 02:08:13,340 ♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪ 2418 02:08:13,342 --> 02:08:16,372 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2419 02:08:16,374 --> 02:08:18,242 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2420 02:08:19,974 --> 02:08:25,906 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2421 02:08:25,908 --> 02:08:29,006 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2422 02:08:29,008 --> 02:08:30,710 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2423 02:08:32,775 --> 02:08:37,740 - ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Yeah... ♪ 2424 02:08:37,742 --> 02:08:39,674 ♪ Make it through ♪ 2425 02:08:39,676 --> 02:08:41,839 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2426 02:08:41,841 --> 02:08:44,372 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2427 02:08:44,374 --> 02:08:45,706 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 2428 02:08:45,708 --> 02:08:51,774 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2429 02:08:51,776 --> 02:08:54,773 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2430 02:08:54,775 --> 02:08:57,340 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪ 2431 02:08:57,342 --> 02:08:58,807 ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... ♪ 2432 02:08:58,809 --> 02:09:04,673 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2433 02:09:04,675 --> 02:09:07,773 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2434 02:09:07,775 --> 02:09:09,642 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2435 02:09:11,542 --> 02:09:17,507 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2436 02:09:17,509 --> 02:09:20,072 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2437 02:09:20,074 --> 02:09:22,905 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2438 02:09:22,907 --> 02:09:29,873 ♪ Well, then a nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2439 02:09:29,875 --> 02:09:32,973 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2440 02:09:32,975 --> 02:09:35,905 ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪ 2441 02:09:35,907 --> 02:09:37,775 (song fades) 176488