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AINE: [laughs]
Look at their T‐shirts.
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"Slag party."
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I wish you'd let me organize
you a slag party, Shona.
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‐ Every day is a slag party
to you.
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‐ [laughs]
Hey, ooh, good joke.
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Oh, come here.
Did you get something
for Vish's dad for us?
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‐ Did you see me get anything?
AINE: No.
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‐ Well, then.
‐ Right. Fine, we'll get him
something in the shop.
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‐ Course I got him something.
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And I got a card,
and I signed it from everyone.
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God, I'm all nervy.
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‐ Why? You said you didn't care
if Mam met them or not.
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‐ Not about Mammy
meeting Vish's family,
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about you and Ma.
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You haven't talked to her
in months.
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You haven't‐‐
‐ Oh, Shona, don't.
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‐ No.
Come on, she's old.
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You have to forgive her,
and move on.
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‐ She's only old
when she wants to be.
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‐ What if she died
and you hadn't forgiven her?
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‐ Mammy won't die.
She's too stubborn.
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‐ I can't believe I even
said that about Mammy dying.
Jesus Christ.
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‐ The problem is,
we're just too different,
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and we'll probably never
get along.
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‐ You'll never get along?
You always got along.
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‐ Look, Shona, they've gone.
Free slag mags.
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SHONA: [stammers, sighs]
Grab me one.
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No, I'll tell you what
the problem is, the problem is
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that I'm stuck in the middle
of this bullshit,
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and it's not fair.
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‐ Hey, Sho.
Sho, look at this.
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[English accent]
We will fight them
on the beaches.
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[mumbles] We will fight 'em
on the grass
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and then we'll come back
to the‐‐
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to the beaches
for more beach fighting...
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[laughs]
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‐ My babies.
‐ What happened to your leg?
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‐ Oh, my God,
what happened to you?
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‐ Don't point it out,
or people will notice.
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It's grand.
AINE: Why do you have a cane?
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You look mad.
‐ No, it's not a cane.
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I only have it in case
my sports injury
starts playing up.
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‐ Thank God.
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EILEEN: [chuckles]
God, your hair's got so long.
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You look like your father
in the '70s.
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‐ Right, so I look like
a dead man? Thanks.
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‐ Hey, who's this?
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[laughs]
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It's Uncle Terry.
‐ [laughs]
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‐ Mammy, stop now.
There's no time for silliness.
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It's a big day for Shona.
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‐ Oh, Mam.
‐ We'll be late for our train.
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Oh, come on.
‐ Right.
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[upbeat music]
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AINE: What's in this, Mammy?
Jesus.
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EILEEN: Just a few bricks,
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a little bit of gold bullion,
and me knickers.
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SHONA: Do you know what,
it's a bit of a way off still.
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Shall we get a taxi?
AINE: Yes, please.
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‐ Shona, don't be gentle
with me, like I'm an auld one.
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It's just my hamstring.
I'm fine.
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‐ We can put you
in a wheelchair, Mammy,
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and just roll you
down the hill.
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Do you know who you're like?
[laughs]
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You're like Willy Wonka
at the start of‐‐
‐ I'm Willy Wonka.
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‐ No, Mammy,
let me finish my sentence.
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And the Chocolate Factory.
‐ I wasn't interrupting.
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That's how conversations work.
‐ It's rude.
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‐ And anyway, the film
is called Willy Wonka,
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but the book is called Charlieand the Chocolate Factory.
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‐ You used to read me that.
You remember?
‐ What?
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No, it's not called that.
It's the opposite way around.
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‐ Now!
‐ What?
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‐ How come you're allowed
to interrupt Shona
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but I'm not allowed
to interrupt you?
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‐ Oh, because, Mammy,
that's different
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than interrupting a joke,
obviously.
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You let someone get
to the end of their‐‐
‐ Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon.
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That was a joke, was it?
‐ Yes, it was.
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And it would have made Shona
laugh if you'd given me
a chance.
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SHONA:
Come on, the pair of youse.
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‐ Oh, God.
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Oh, wait.
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Richard, the French boy's
dad'll love this.
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‐ What are you doing?
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‐ Oh, I'm just taking a picture
of these coffee pods.
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It'll be funny.
[camera clicks]
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He says that people
are recycling them,
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but no one ever does.
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‐ Who's Richard?
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You never told me
there was a man on the go.
‐ Oh, Mammy.
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‐ Well, Mammy, Richard
is Aine's elderly lover.
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‐ Oh, stop. Shona‐‐
‐ Elderly lover?
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‐ He's the same age as Shona.
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‐ Hey, do you think he might
want a go on the mother too?
‐ Ugh!
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‐ I mean‐‐well,
when I put my cane down,
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I could give it a good go.
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‐ Blech! That's disgusting.
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‐ Hey, girls.
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‐ What are you doing?
‐ Hold on, Mammy.
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‐ Get off. Get off.
It was a joke.
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I was being Willy Wonka.
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SHONA: Well, you know,
it's a joke
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if you actually know how to do
the forward flip.
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EILEEN: Yeah, well,
you've no sense of humor.
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SHONA: [sighs]
It's dangerous.
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‐ I would have laughed so hard
if it backfired
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and you fell
right on your face.
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EILEEN: Yeah.
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‐ And anyways, Mammy,
that's not how you do a fall.
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It's all in the feet.
This is how you do a fall.
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Like...
[groans]
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Like that.
EILEEN: That was really fake.
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‐ Wasn't.
‐ I knew you were going to
do that.
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‐ Yeah, you knew
I was gonna do it,
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because I told you in advance
I was gonna do it.
‐ Oh, yeah.
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‐ That's how you knew.
‐ Answer for everything.
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All right,
show me a backflip now.
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AINE: Well, I watched
a YouTube clip on it,
so don't be sarcastic.
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EILEEN:
Do you do any trapeze work?
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AINE: Oh, for God's sake.
SHONA: Let's get a taxi.
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Seriously, let's just‐‐
let's just get a taxi.
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AINE: No, honestly...
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SHONA:
And don't talk about curry,
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or Bollywood.
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EILEEN: I could have worked
in Bollywood.
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I went for a casting
for a music video
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they made in Dublin once.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Who are "they"?
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All the Bollywoods?
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Paul Bollywood and his friends?
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‐ And there was
an Indian gentleman
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we interviewed one time
for Nationwide Country.
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SHONA: Mam.
EILEEN: Lovely man.
Lived in Meath.
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‐ Er, don't mention that.
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I‐I don't know why, just‐‐
just don't.
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[sighs]
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And don't talk about marriage,
or‐‐
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‐ Yeah, Mam.
‐ I was talking to you.
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‐ What?
‐ Ha!
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[door opens]
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‐ Hello!
‐ Hello!
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‐ Go in, go in.
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[overlapping chatter]
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EILEEN: Hello!
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‐ Hello!
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AINE: Happy birthday, Hari.
‐ Hello. How are you?
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‐ That's for you
from all of us.
‐ Thank you.
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Today's not about me.
I don't want to make a fuss.
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KAVITA: Yes, come this way.
Come this way.
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HARI: Oh, there she is.
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KAVITA: Would you like a drink?
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‐ I just wanted to meet
the big star.
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‐ Oh, no.
[chuckles]
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No, just treat me
like a normal person.
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KAVITA:
Anil, go get the canapés.
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‐ Yes, I'm going. I'm going.
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EILEEN: Thank you.
Lovely house you've got.
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ANIL: Hi, Eileen.
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I am the slave boy today,
and I don't get to eat,
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never mind that
I'm on a zero hours contract.
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Thank you, Mother.
But, er, would you like
one of these canapés?
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‐ Just tell me,
what's in this one?
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SHONA: Mam!
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They're grand.
You'll like them.
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‐ I was only asking.
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SEEMA:
Nothing is too spicy, Eileen.
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We learned our lesson from
the last time Aine was here.
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‐ Oh, no. Now, can I just say,
it wasn't too spicy for me.
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Something just got stuck
in my neck.
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‐ Spice.
EILEEN: She is very sensitive.
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‐ No, darling,
don't drop the plate.
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BUB:
Can I have something to eat?
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AINE:
I mean, I can handle the spice.
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‐ This is demeaning
on literally so many levels.
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‐ Anil,
if you got a proper job,
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then you could have a spot
at the big boys' table.
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‐ I have a proper job
at BuzzFeed.
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‐ Oh. Bubs, you know what,
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if you go to school
and study hard,
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you could have a job
at BuzzFeed.
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‐ Or, Bubs, you can do
what Uncle Vish did
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and move to New York
for two minutes
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and come back and sound like
a shit radio DJ.
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‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
radio DJ?
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Wait, it was 12 years.
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It wasn't two minutes.
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SEEMA: Happy birthday to you,
Dad.
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To Hari.
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‐ Happy birthday.
ALL: To Hari!
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‐ Please, don't make a fuss,
eh?
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SEEMA: Ah, you'll make him cry.
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‐ All right, everyone,
listen up.
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‐ Shh.
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‐ I just want to say
how wonderful it is
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to have you here with us today.
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And to celebrate,
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we have prepared
a special dish for Aine.
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‐ Oh, what?
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Oh, that's so nice.
SHONA: That's so sweet.
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KAVITA: Ta‐da!
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[laughter]
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SHONA: Burn, burn, burn.
AINE: Very funny.
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Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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Is this all the way
from Kerala?
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[camera clicking]
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No, it's too spicy.
I can't.
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‐ Would you like some yogurt
with that, then?
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‐ Yeah, can I get some yogurt,
please?
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Thank you.
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‐ What are you up to
right now, Sho?
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‐ Oh, I haven't told you
about Sho's new thing?
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Oh, you're gonna love this,
as a woman.
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‐ As a woman
who also has a job.
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SHONA: Yes!
Listen up, working woman.
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‐ Yeah, I know, right?
VISH: No, it is very good.
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Sho is doing this, er,
networking thing
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for women in finance.
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‐ Oh, wow. That's amazing.
‐ Are you?
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‐ Yes, it is very exciting.
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No, it's a big old project,
actually.
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I'm‐‐I'm setting it up
with this amazing woman
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who's‐‐yeah, she's kind of
doing most of the work.
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[camera clicking]
‐ She's more amazing than her.
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‐ Oh, well done.
That's amazing.
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‐ Is it a big job, Shona?
‐ Mm, yeah.
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I mean, it's small right now,
but hopefully,
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over the next couple of years,
yeah, yeah.
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‐ That'll be hard, then, with
the children, then, won't it?
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SEEMA: Mum.
KAVITA: Oh, what?
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Time must be a pressure
at this stage.
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‐ Oh, yes, none of us
getting any younger, Kavita.
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‐ Well, Shona doesn't have time
for kids 'cause she's got me.
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VISH: Ain't that the truth.
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EILEEN: Yeah, well,
you definitely have become
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a full‐time job this last year.
237
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SEEMA: What was last year?
238
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‐ Er, she broke her leg.
239
00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,960
SEEMA: Oh, no.
How'd you do that?
‐ Yeah.
240
00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,760
EILEEN: No, no, it's all
fixed now. She's fine.
241
00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,800
SEEMA: That's bad luck
that you both have bad legs.
242
00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,520
‐ Yeah, well, that's where
the similarity ends, eh, Mam?
243
00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,960
‐ Actually, I once auditioned
for the film My Left Foot.
244
00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,600
‐ Wow, no way! Really?
[camera clicking]
245
00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,240
‐ What did you audition for,
the right foot?
246
00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,040
‐ No.
247
00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,200
For a neighbor who comes in.
248
00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,440
‐ Ah. Oh, the neighbor.
249
00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,520
I think I saw that bit.
‐ Wow.
250
00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,120
That's really cool, actually.
251
00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,760
‐ Wait, she didn't get
the part, lads. Chill out.
252
00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,240
‐ I actually don't want kids.
253
00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,080
[laughs]
254
00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,080
‐ Ah, well, you always think
you don't want kids,
255
00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,120
and then you change your mind.
256
00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,560
I mean...
‐ Yes.
257
00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,840
‐ I still sometimes think
I don't want Aine.
258
00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,640
[soft laughter]
259
00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:25,800
‐ Yeah, but I genuinely‐‐
260
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,280
I genuinely don't.
261
00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,280
You know, it's not a big deal.
Just never have.
262
00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,920
‐ Do you know what, lads?
263
00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,760
I'm going to throw caution
to the wind
264
00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,560
and eat with my hand.
265
00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,560
‐ Go for it.
‐ Well, all right.
266
00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,520
‐ Yeah. So, fork‐off forks.
267
00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,160
Now, um...
268
00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,960
‐ What about you and children,
Vish?
269
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,640
‐ Oh, um...
270
00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,280
I want what Shona wants.
‐ Oh, okay.
271
00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,120
‐ What are you going to do
when you're our age, then, huh?
272
00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,760
Who's going to look after you
in the care home?
273
00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,440
‐ Thought you wanted kids,
Vish?
274
00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,320
‐ No.
275
00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,920
I, er‐‐I have Bubs right here,
and she is all I need.
276
00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,440
And then give her back to you
when I'm done, so...
277
00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,520
‐ Oh, you never know real love
until you have children.
278
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,720
KAVITA: True.
‐ Mam.
279
00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,520
‐ Even if Anil murdered
someone,
280
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,160
I'd still love him
unconditionally.
You know, I mean...
281
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,280
‐ And get a spade to help
dig a grave and cover it up.
282
00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,160
KAVITA: Yeah.
‐ Why am I a murderer?
283
00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,880
‐ Er, Vish would never
be stupid enough
to murder someone.
284
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,800
‐ Yeah, I would hire a guy.
BUB: [laughing]
285
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,920
‐ Let me take her back.
VISH: No, she's fine.
I got her.
286
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,760
‐ I don't think you need
to be a mother, though...
287
00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,120
you know, to‐‐to know
unconditional love.
288
00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,840
‐ Right.
‐ Don't think that's‐‐
that's a thing.
289
00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,800
Also, I have enough money
to hire someone
290
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,880
to come visit me if I ever
end up in a care home, so...
291
00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,400
[soft laughter]
292
00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,640
‐ True, that.
293
00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,480
HARI: Can I get
the mango chutney, please?
294
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,880
‐ Do you know what? I'm just
gonna make that call now.
295
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,400
VISH: Yeah, yeah.
‐ Yeah. I'm just‐‐
296
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,920
I'll be back in a second.
I'm just gonna quickly...
297
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,160
[clears throat]
298
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,360
[line trilling]
299
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,840
[phone chimes]CHARLOTTE: This is new.
300
00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,280
‐ Huh? Oh, shit.
301
00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,720
I didn't mean to FaceTime you.
302
00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,200
Shall I call you back
normally, or‐‐
303
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,840
‐ It's okay.It's nice.
304
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,440
It's nice to see your face.Are you okay?
305
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,720
‐ Yeah, I‐‐I just literally
saw a picture
306
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,560
of Vish and his ex‐wife in a‐‐
307
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,200
in a frame
in his parents' kitchen.
308
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,520
‐ Oh, God.Why do they still have that?
309
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,000
‐ No idea.
‐ Can I see it?
310
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,320
Oh. She's an angry little elf.
311
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:21,560
‐ Yeah.
312
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,440
Er, it's thrown me a bit.
313
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,080
[chuckles]
Sorry. Long day.
314
00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,200
Um, listen, I don't‐‐
315
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,560
I don't know
if this is a good time,
but I was thinking‐‐
316
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,400
‐ Sorry, Shona.
‐ It's okay.
317
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,720
CHARLOTTE:I'll‐‐I'll let you go.
318
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,360
We can‐‐we can talk later.
319
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,720
‐ Yeah, okay.
320
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,080
Um...all right,
I'll call you back.
321
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,520
‐ See you later.
322
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,760
‐ Um, Shona, you‐‐
you know we don't care
323
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,080
if you have children?
324
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,480
‐ Oh, no, no, it's‐‐
it's not that.
325
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,640
It's, um‐‐it...
326
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,560
‐ Oh, that's embarrassing.
327
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,720
‐ [chuckles] No, it's fine.
I get it.
328
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,440
I mean, it was
his first marriage.
It's‐‐it's‐‐
329
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,400
‐ Shona, honestly,
we just like the frame.
330
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,520
That is why we still have it.
331
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,080
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah, genuinely.
332
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,760
And that woman was
a complete idiot, you know.
333
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,920
She thought France
was the capital of France.
334
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,120
‐ [chuckles]
Did she?
335
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,360
‐ I've taken some really nice
pictures of you today,
336
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,920
and I'm going to put you
in it instead.
337
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,320
‐ Oh, no, you don't need
to put me in a frame.
338
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,760
I mean,
it is a really nice frame.
339
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,400
‐ No. I want you to help me
choose,
340
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,520
um, because I always
get this wrong.
341
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,800
‐ Okay.
342
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,240
‐ The women always
get so annoyed
343
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,040
when I put their pictures up
on Instagram
344
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,120
without editing.
345
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,360
All they want
is a Valencia filter
346
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,040
and no smiling.
347
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,120
‐ [laughs]
348
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,520
Women are the worst.
349
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,000
Sorry, no...
350
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,280
they're awful.
351
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,440
‐ Oh, so the sun is actually
boiling up the worm?
352
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,880
That's disgusting.
353
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,240
Poor little wormy
needs to get inside.
354
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,200
‐ He's got no way because...
355
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,040
‐ Any reply from the old boy?
356
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,320
‐ I'm not waiting for a reply
from an old boy, Mammy.
357
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,240
What was that about the worm?
358
00:11:56,240 --> 00:12:00,240
‐ The‐‐the worm
can't get back down...
359
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,240
[indistinct chatter]
360
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,960
‐ Isn't that nice?
361
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,400
‐ He's a real softie, isn't he?
362
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,680
‐ Our Shona always loved
being round her dad.
363
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,160
‐ Mm.
364
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,360
VISH: What's he doing?
Is he flirting with you?
365
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,760
‐ Mm. Yeah.
366
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,680
I said he could
'cause it's his birthday.
367
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,160
VISH:
It is. [laughs]
368
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,560
We have this agreement...
369
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,760
‐ On any man's birthday...
VISH: Right.
370
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,080
[laughter]
371
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,640
VISH: Would you like some tea?
‐ I would love it.
372
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,240
I thought you'd never ask.
373
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,920
‐ I'm sorry.
374
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,240
I just want both of you
to be happy, you know.
375
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,120
SHONA: Ah, don't be silly.
Don't worry.
376
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,800
‐ And honestly, we really do
just love that frame.
377
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,320
Er, Hari told me.
378
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,160
‐ Well, I mean, it's a‐‐
it's a beautiful frame.
379
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,680
‐ [laughs]
380
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:50,560
SEEMA:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
381
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,800
‐ Oh, no.
382
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:56,120
ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
383
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,560
‐ Oh, don't make a fuss.
384
00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:00,640
ALL:
♪ Happy birthday, dear Hari ♪
385
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,160
‐ Oh, he's cry‐‐oh, Dad‐‐
whoa, no crying.
386
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,680
Oh!
387
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,160
Come here.
388
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,320
Oh, now, why are you crying?
389
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,440
It's your birthday.
390
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,640
[overlapping voices]
391
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,760
‐ It's only cake, darling.
392
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,280
‐ Happy birthday, Granddad.
393
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,760
‐ Oh, Sho, could‐‐could you‐‐
could you take a picture?
394
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,280
‐ Yes.
395
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,640
With Hari's phone?
396
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,960
‐ All right, come on.
Stand up, Dad.
397
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,640
SHONA: Okay.
398
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,720
Smize!
399
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,800
‐ Smize!
400
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,800
SHONA:
That's it. Aww.
401
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,040
EILEEN: Now, could somebody
blow the candles out
402
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,440
before the house burns down?
403
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,640
‐ Birthday boy.
‐ Ready? One, two, three.
404
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,240
VISH: Go, go!
405
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,800
All right, keep blowing,
keep blowing, keep blowing.
406
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,960
Two more!
407
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,120
‐ Two more!
‐ Go, go, go, go.
408
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,680
[all cheering]
409
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,560
‐ Right, a song.
410
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,280
Now, my two daughters...
411
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,520
‐ Oh, Mammy, we're not singing.
Stop.
412
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,800
‐ Yes.
‐ No, I don't think so.
413
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,880
‐ They have the voices
of angels.
414
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,440
No, you are going to sing.
SHONA: No. No.
415
00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,680
‐ Listen, you can sing
for your supper for once.
416
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,800
‐ No, no, no.
417
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,400
‐ I can sing!
418
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,400
[all cheering]
419
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,400
BUB:
♪ Up above the world so high ♪
420
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,640
♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪
421
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,680
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪
422
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,520
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
423
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,000
[all cheering]
424
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,160
‐ Amazing.
425
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,680
‐ Hey, go on.
Sing the song.
426
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,480
‐ Oh, no, Mammy,
we're not singing.
‐ No. No.
427
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,040
‐ The one about the ghosts.
428
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,360
‐ Oh, it's not about ghosts,
Mammy.
429
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,520
‐ It's not‐‐it's not
about ghosts.
430
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,920
EILEEN: Sing it!
BOTH: No.
431
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,320
♪ But you see it's not me ♪
432
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,840
♪ It's not my family ♪
433
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,480
♪ In your head, in your head ♪
434
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,880
♪ They are fighting ♪
435
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,720
♪ With their tanks
and their bombs ♪
436
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,240
♪ And their bombs
and their guns ♪
437
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:52,000
♪ In your head, in your head ♪
438
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,800
♪ They are crying ♪
439
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:59,480
♪ In your head, in your head ♪
440
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:04,240
♪ Zombie, zombie, zombie ♪
441
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,240
[vocalizing]
442
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:13,520
[discordant vocalizing]
443
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,400
‐ [speaking foreign language]
444
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,560
[tentative piano melody]
445
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:40,560
♪ ♪
446
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,440
‐ I feel like
an absolute prick.
447
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,960
I'm not, um...
448
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,280
‐ No, you're doing good.
‐ No, it's really good.
449
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,040
‐ It's haunting.
It's very haunting.
450
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,080
ANIL: Is it?
451
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,080
[resumes playing]
452
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,000
♪ ♪
453
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,680
[all cheering]
454
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:03,560
VISH: That was very good,
Synthesizer Patel.
455
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,120
‐ I don't have a, um, piano
at home, so when I get to‐‐
456
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,240
SHONA: Well, you'd never know.
457
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,680
AINE: You'd never know, no.
458
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,720
It's always a skill to have,
isn't it, piano?
459
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,800
[soft laughter]
460
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,040
‐ So, will the movie star
be singing?
461
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,320
‐ Oh, no, no.
462
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,720
I shun the limelight.
I do.
463
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,280
‐ Aine and Mam do a song.
‐ No, we don't.
464
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,440
We do not any more.
‐ They‐‐yes, well, you do.
465
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,760
‐ We don't, Shona.
‐ What?
466
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,640
‐ You used to love performing
with me.
467
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,840
‐ No, I didn't.
I hated it.
468
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,360
‐ She loved it.
‐ I didn't.
469
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,200
‐ Actually, she used to come
on set with me,
470
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:33,080
and she would walk up and down,
modeling children's hats...
471
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,600
[chuckles]
Well, because, you see,
472
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,840
I used to wear a different hat
every day
473
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,400
when I was doing the weather.
474
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,920
‐ Oh.
‐ We were a very popular item.
475
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,960
‐ We heard.
So amazing.
476
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,040
‐ [clears throat]
477
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,320
[music playing over phone]
478
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,080
AINE: Shona.
SHONA: What? It slipped.
479
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,720
My finger slipped.
‐ Fucking kill you, seriously.
480
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,160
‐ Don't‐‐don't kick me,
'cause that actually hurt.
481
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,160
‐ Honestly.
482
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,360
‐ You know...
483
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,480
AINE: Ow!
SHONA: Don't do that.
484
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,080
‐ Every now and then...
485
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,160
SHONA: Just do it.
486
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,480
EILEEN: I think you might like
487
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,160
to hear something from us
488
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,880
nice and easy.
489
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,760
SHONA: Do the duet.
‐ Don't pull me. My hair!
490
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,520
EILEEN: But there's just
one thing...
491
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,800
We never, ever do nothing
nice and easy.
492
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,000
SHONA:
Just go over and do the song.
Get up. Do it.
493
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,960
EILEEN: Only do it
nice and rough.
494
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,680
So...
‐ [groans]
495
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,280
‐ We're gonna take the
beginning of this song easy...
496
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,720
‐ Do it!
497
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,120
EILEEN: And then we're gonna
finish it rough.
498
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,800
This is the way we do
"Proud Mary."
499
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,600
Rolling...
‐ ♪ 'Cause we're rolling ♪
500
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,080
‐ Yes! Here we go.
501
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,400
‐ ♪ Rolling ♪
‐ Listen to the song.
502
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:33,040
‐ ♪ Rolling on the river ♪
503
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,520
♪ Left a good job in the city ♪
504
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,000
♪ 'Cause I was working for
the man every night and day ♪
‐ Night and day!
505
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,240
‐ ♪ And I didn't miss
a minute of sleeping ♪
506
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,000
♪ 'Cause I was worrying
about the way things
might have been ♪
507
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,480
♪ You know, the big wheels
keep on turning ♪
508
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,040
♪ Proud Mary keeps on burning ♪
509
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,800
♪ 'Cause we're rolling ♪
510
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,640
♪ Rolling,
rolling on the river ♪
511
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,640
ALL: ♪ Rolling ♪
512
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,080
♪ Rolling ♪
513
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:04,840
♪ Rolling on the river ♪
514
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,040
SHONA: Whoo!
515
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,960
SEEMA: Really good
to see you, darling.
516
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,240
‐ You'll never get rid of us.
‐ Oh, thank you so much
for coming.
517
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,560
‐ Thank you.
Food was delicious.
518
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,440
SHONA: Um...
‐ Where's your coat?
519
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,800
‐ Er, I'm gonna stay here
for a bit,
520
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,640
so you two head back together,
yeah?
521
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,000
BOTH: What?
‐ Yeah, I'll bring your bag.
522
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,680
Aine has my keys.
She'll let you in.
523
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,680
‐ [stammers] But how
will we find the train station?
524
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,720
‐ We'll be grand,
if you draw us a map.
525
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,680
‐ No, you'll be grand
because you have phones,
526
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,240
and you're not five years old.
527
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,080
‐ Right.
SHONA: Right.
528
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,400
‐ Bye. See you
back at your place later.
529
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,640
‐ Bye.
‐ Love you.
530
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,200
‐ Love you too.
‐ I really do.
531
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,360
‐ [whispering]
Are you pissed off with me?
532
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,240
‐ [whispering] No, I'm not
pissed off with you. What?
533
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,520
EILEEN: No tears, hmm?
534
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,000
‐ Bye!
535
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,520
[overlapping voices]
536
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,520
EILEEN: I know it was hard.
ANIL: Safe trip.
537
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,840
EILEEN:
All right, bye. Bye.
538
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,960
Your singing was really good.
I‐‐
539
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,200
‐ Shouldn't have said to Shona
about having kids, by the way.
540
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,840
‐ You shouldn't have been
so narky
541
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,720
just 'cause some auld fella
never texted you back.
542
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,800
‐ Don't, Mam,
he's not an auld fella.
I work for him.
543
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,240
So just try and hurry up.
We're gonna miss this train.
544
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,520
‐ Oh!
‐ Oh, God. Excuse me,
that's my mother!
545
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,560
‐ Sorry.
‐ She's disabled. Jesus.
546
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,240
‐ Sorry.
‐ Christ.
547
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,680
‐ Thanks.
‐ No, Mammy, stop.
548
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,240
You all right?
549
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,920
[sighs]
550
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,880
‐ And you did love
coming to set with me.
551
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,000
You know,
all those things I did,
552
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,760
like wearing
those stupid hats,
553
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,200
I mean, that's what paid
for your drama classes
554
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,960
and Shona's riding lessons
555
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,040
and all those "Adidaz shoezy."
556
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,800
‐ Adidas.
557
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,760
‐ Adidas shoes.
558
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,160
[sighs]
Yeah.
559
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,320
Well, I was just trying
to do my best.
560
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,520
‐ Yeah, well, your best
didn't work, did it?
561
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,960
'Cause look at me.
562
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,600
‐ And why are you so angry
all the time?
563
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,160
I mean, what have I done?
I didn't do anything.
564
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,920
‐ Oh, what have you done?
Exactly, Mammy!
565
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,560
Exactly!
You didn't do anything.
566
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,240
‐ What are you on about now?
‐ You didn't do anything.
567
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,400
You didn't come and get me.
568
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,200
‐ Come and get you?
‐ Yes!
569
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,440
‐ What?
570
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,880
‐ I wanted you
to come and get me, Mammy.
571
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,120
I wanted you to come down
to that place
572
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,080
and take me out of there,
and take me home
573
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,480
and make me better.
574
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,760
‐ Aine, those people in there,
575
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,840
they knew what they were doing.
576
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,160
What help would I have been?
577
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,960
‐ You're my Mammy, that's why!
578
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,320
I just wanted you to try.
579
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,280
Instead of all this‐‐
all this pretence.
580
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,280
Like I'm fine.
Like everything's fine.
581
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,800
Like it's grand, like...
582
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,920
"And she broke her leg."
I hate it.
583
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,400
‐ Well, that's what you told me
to say.
584
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,400
‐ Only to family
if they asked me where I was.
585
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,680
I was so low, Mammy.
586
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,080
You've no idea
what it was like.
587
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,200
‐ Oh, I have an idea,
believe you me.
588
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,960
‐ Oh, really?
‐ I know.
589
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,320
‐ Oh, yeah, what, was bingo
difficult one night? Christ.
590
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,520
‐ I bloody know!
591
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,480
I left Shona.
592
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,440
When she was born, I left her.
593
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,240
For three months,
I left her,
594
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,080
because I didn't want her.
595
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,720
‐ Mam.
596
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,160
EILEEN: [sniffles]
597
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,360
I just‐‐I just couldn't.
598
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,760
‐ I'm sorry, Mama.
599
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,360
‐ But you are brilliant.
600
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,120
‐ Oh...
‐ You are.
601
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,120
And why wouldn't you
be brilliant?
602
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,840
You're my daughter.
603
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,120
And I just want you
to find someone
604
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,160
who will make you see that.
605
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,640
AINE: Mammy, a man
isn't gonna fix me.
606
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,840
EILEEN: I know.
607
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,960
Bit of sex would be nice.
‐ Oh, God, yuck. Don't.
608
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,600
‐ Oh, and if you tell Shona
I left her, I'll kill you.
609
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,160
And...
610
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,720
well, could you just
ring me sometimes?
611
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,000
‐ Mammy, you have to work out
how to use FaceTime properly.
612
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,480
The top of your head‐‐
‐ It's very lonely, Aine.
613
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,920
You know, most of my friends,
half of them are dead.
614
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,240
‐ Did you kill them?
615
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,880
‐ Only Louise Gallagher,
616
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,560
because she was
so fucking annoying.
617
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,560
‐ [laughs]
618
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,560
[phone buzzes]
619
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,160
[gasps]
620
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,200
Oh, my God, Mammy,
he texted back.
621
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,360
‐ Go on.
What did he say?
622
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,560
[mumbles]
623
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,360
"Ha ha."
624
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,480
God, that's a bit
of an anticlimax.
625
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,680
Jesus.
626
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,600
You have to be careful
with men.
627
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,360
They don't always get jokes.
628
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,080
‐ No.
629
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,560
Also annoyingly, Shona didn't
get us return tickets.
630
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,600
‐ What?
‐ Yeah.
631
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,960
Don't worry, I'll get them.
632
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,120
EILEEN:
No, I'm getting the tickets.
633
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,560
AINE: No, Mammy,
I'm getting them.
634
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,000
You're disabled,
so they will be half price.
635
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,600
EILEEN: I am not disabled.
AINE: You are.
636
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,000
EILEEN: I am getting
both tickets,
637
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,800
and they will both be
full fare.
638
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,760
SINGER: ♪ Listen to your mama,
she won't lead you astray ♪
639
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,760
SINGERS:
♪ Listen to your mama ♪
640
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,120
SINGER: ♪ I'm sure mama knows
what life's all about ♪
641
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,680
♪ A little bit more
than you do ♪
642
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,720
♪ I'm in trouble,
so listen to your mama ♪
643
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,560
♪ Or you'll be in trouble too ♪
644
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,920
♪ I was born in a city on a
little row house street, yeah ♪
645
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,320
♪ Around the corner
from the store ♪
646
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,560
♪ Where the crowd
used to meet ♪
647
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,560
♪ Mama told me I better
stay away from that crowd ♪
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