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For as long
as I can remember,
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Beverly Goldberg
loved to dance.
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Sure, her fearless mom moves
were embarrassing,
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but you had to admire
her pure passion.
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You can't blame the lady.
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This was the '80s,
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the golden age
of the cheesy dance movie,
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most notably,
Flashdance,
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the tale
of a working-class girl
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who wanted to boogie
with the best.
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I don't think
she's ever gonna get
into this dance school.
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Even the lady judge
isn't supporting her.
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This movie is insane.
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She's so graceful
and yet from Pittsburgh?
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Shh!
Screw you!
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Some people!
Jerk!
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But,
as fate would have it,
that year,
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flashdancing made its way
to Jenkintown.
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Break out your hottest
leg warmers, ladies!
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It's time to flashdance.
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"Bring your boogie-woogie
and a towel"? Ehh.
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Come on.
It's our chance to live
the very realistic story
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of a steelworker
turned modern dancer.
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Please! No one wants to
see four moms
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shake their tushes
at the JCC.
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Our entire lives revolve
around our kids.
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But I have learned
something very important
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from the Bevolution.
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Is that still a thing?
The biggest.
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And it's taught me that unless
we make time for ourselves,
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our wonderful families
will leech us dry
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of our youth and spirit.
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I guess I do have
a little time
between school drop off
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and school pick up, and sports
drop off and sports pick up.
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Well, it sounds like a small
window, but I'll take it.
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How about you gals?
Maybe it wouldn't hurt
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to stay in the back
of the class
and pick up a few moves.
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While they didn't stay
in the back of the class,
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they did pick up
a few moves...
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Or whatever this is.
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INSTRUCTOR: And pose!
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Not bad, ladies.
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Not bad? Uh, we have
taken our passion
and made it happen!
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Whoo-hoo!
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♪♪
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ANDY: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, fellas.
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Dance class just let out.
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Now, this is why we come
to the Jenkintown JCC.
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Aw, yeah.
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Wait, I take it back!
That's my mom!
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And she's with my mom!
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Hey, Bar. Don't hug Mama,
she's aglow with dance.
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Why is your shoulder
exposed?
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Mama's just flashdancing.
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Well, you're flashing
too much!
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Don't listen to him,
hot moms.
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Johnny Atkins
is a shoulder man.
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They all look encouraged
by his creepy words.
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Barry, do something!
What?
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Cover your shoulder with
my sweat towel! Right now!
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Please.
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Okay, stop it.
Just stop.Get off of me.
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Get out of here.
Just get out of here.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was April 11,
1980-something,
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a typical Saturday night
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for me and my best friend,
Emmy Mirsky.
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God, I love Blades of Steel.I call Penguins!
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Why do you always
choose the stupid Penguins?
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'Cause they're my favorite
animal. Also, they do this.
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And I'm down.
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You just make it easy
by sucking.
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It was more than a friendship. Emmy was like my sister.
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Ever since we were kids,
we did everything together,
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from Nintendo marathons to treehouse slumber parties.
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Brian McMahon made it
pretty darn clear.
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Do you like him,
yes or no?
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You know what?
I'm marking yes.
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And best of all,
our traditions continued
through high school.
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I don't know, Muscles.
Your mom is super against
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getting your ears pierced.
Just do it, nerd!
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Okay.
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Three, two, one, and...
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All right,
welcome to pickleball!
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Do not be fooled by its
comically delightful name.
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Pickleball
is a serious sport.
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It combines
the greatest elements
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of tennis, badminton,
and Ping-Pong.
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Time to pick
your pickleball partner.
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Just make sure your partner
for pickleball
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doesn't already have
a pickleball partner picked!
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Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
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You wanna play forehand
or backhand?
I'm super bad at both.
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Uh, actually,
Brian McMahon
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already asked me
to play with him.
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This was Brian,
one of the most
popular kids in school.
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The dude was painfully shy,
but he made it look cool.
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Wow, Shy Bri
actually talked to you?
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See ya at lunch!
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No partner,
huh, Goldfarb?
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Eh, it's all right.
No shame in that.
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At least that's what
the school instructs me
to say.
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Maybe I can just do
a related assignment
like eat a pickle?
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Don't worry, Coach
has got your back.
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Now engage your core!
Let's go!
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♪♪
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Yah!
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Mine! Mine! Mine! Ah!
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There's the beef!
All me! All me!
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I got it!
I got it! I got it!
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Eat my shorts!
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Get out of the way!
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Yah!
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That's game! 21-zip!
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Learn from it.
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I learned
that this game sucks.
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Ha! He's mocking
what you care about.
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Laps! Now!
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Both of you,
let's go!
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And as for you, if we're gonna
pair up again tomorrow.
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I need you to run some drills
after school.
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Bring six gallons
of water.
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Thanks, but I'll be back
with Emmy next class.
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Yo, we're grabbing
some Gino's for lunch.Rad! I love Gino's!
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If I'm not back
for study hall, cover for me.
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Oof! That was
tough to watch.
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Well, Coach
is here for you.
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Except during lunch.
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That's when I have
my 67-vegetable smoothie.
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But I'm happy to talk
again on my jog home.
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Emmy's been my best friend
since second grade.
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Dating Brian
won't change anything.
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All right, listen up.
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Part of growing up
is growing apart.
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You and Emmy are always
gonna be friends,
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even if you don't hang out
or talk
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or she can't recall
your name immediately.
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How am I doing?
You feeling any better?
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Not at all!
Yeah, this one
got away from me.
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As I panicked about my future with my best friend,
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Barry couldn't get past
our mom's new hobby.
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The JCC All Ages
Dance Recital?
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It is a celebration
of the sweet moves
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we learned from 4:00
to 6:00 on Tuesdays.
And you're going.
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Adam, come in here
and get my back!
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This is gonna
traumatize you, too.
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Unlikely.
There's nothing worse
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than losing your oldest
and dearest friend
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to the popular crowd.
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Uck, I literally
just fell asleep.
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Dad! Kill
her dance dreams now!
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Just go to her damn show
and let me know how it went.
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Oh, no,
you're going, too.
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Can't. I got a work thing.
You don't even know
when it is!
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And I have
a work thing, too.
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You don't even have a job!
That checks out.
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You are gonna support
your loving mother
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because she has supported
everything
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her precious babies
have ever done.
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Dammit! I am so jealous
Erica escaped this house
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and made it to college.
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ERICA:
Where are they?
My life is over!
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Where are the pictures
of my boyfriend
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making out with that skank
Bridget Greenley?
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Surprise!
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Geoff's not cheating on you.
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I just lied to get you here.
Isn't that fun?
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I drove home from D.C.
at 90 miles an hour
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with tears in my eyes!
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Well, the good news is,
your love is still intact
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and your mother has
a dance recital tomorrow!
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Ha! You have to
sit through Mom's
gyrating garbage with us.
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All right, I can tell
from the hateful language
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that I have doubters here,
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which is why I'm going to
give you
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a little preview
of what's in store.
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♪ First
when there's nothing♪
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And with that,
my mom took her six weeks
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of rigorous JCC training
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and put her heart
and soul on the line.
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♪ That your fear
seems to hide♪
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Much like the toe-tapping
Jennifer Beals' audition
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inFlashdance,
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Beverly Goldberg
would win over
her condescending critics
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using the soaring magic
of dance.
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♪ All alone, I have cried♪
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♪ Silent tears
full of pride♪
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♪ In a world made of steel♪
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♪ Made of stone♪
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♪♪
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♪ What a feeling♪
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♪ Being's believin'♪
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♪ I can have it all♪
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♪ Now I'm dancing
for my life♪
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You've been flashdanced!
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Thank you
for bringing me home
from college to see this!
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I can't breathe!
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It hurts!
It's so funny it hurts!
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Seriously?
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You're laughing at me after
I just danced my heart out?
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Thanks, Mom!
I needed a good laugh.
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It hurts! Aah! Oh.
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Are you okay, Dad?
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No, he's not okay!
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He literally
injured himself
laughing at me!
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Enough!
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All you people do
is call me a smother
and beg me to change.
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And then
when I finally try to do it,
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you mock me
with your mean spirits!
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Thank you.
This is the most fun
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that we've had as a family
in a long time.
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Ha! So funny!
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Ohh!
I popped something else!
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Gotta go back.
Aaah! Aah!
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Great-grandpa's balls!
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Jackie, huge news!
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We're gonna double date
with Emmy and her new beau!
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Oh, my God,
Emmy has a boyfriend?
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Not yet. But she will
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once I play
a little yenta matchmaker.
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Aw, you're gonna
set her up?
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Yep, I'm the best.
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Now time to find Emmy
a sweet, kind dude
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who isn't popular
or threatening
to me in any way.
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Muscles Mirsky!
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What if I told you there's
three eligible bachelors
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just waiting to become
your boyfriend?
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Mr. Goldberg,
this is study hall,
not The Dating Game.
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This'll only take a minute.
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Let's meet
bachelor number one!
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He's exotic.
He's mysterious.
He's Sergei!
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Good hello, sturdy woman.
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This joker?
You can't be serious.
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Sergei still happy
he got out there.
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Okay, rough start.
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Bachelor number two
is a tall glass of water
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who plays clarinet
in marching band...
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It's me, Dan!
I couldn't wait for him
to finish speaking!
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Keep walkin', Dan-O.
Thank you for
the opportunity to compete.
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Saving the best for last!
Bachelor number three!
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It better not be
Dave Kim.
245
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:13,291
What? I would never!
246
00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:16,512
Look, I appreciate
the crappy effort.
247
00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,123
But... I kinda spent lunch
making out
with Brian McMahon.
248
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,951
What do you even see
in that guy?
249
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,911
He's handsome
and athletic and cool.
250
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,826
Name one cool guy
who doesn't talk.
251
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,262
Snake Eyes
from G.I. Joe.
252
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,437
Name one more.
Teller from Penn
and Teller.
253
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,786
Name another.
Snoopy.
254
00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,788
He's the best.
Oddjob from James Bond,
255
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,398
Jason Voorhees
and Michael Myers.
256
00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,357
All right, stop dancing
in the end zone!
257
00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:38,752
I couldn't wait any longer!
Have you chosen your suitor?
258
00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,971
While my matchmaking
blew up in my face,
259
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,234
my mom was
about to drop a bomb.
260
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,541
Bev, where are your dance
clothes and your leg warmers?
261
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:46,803
Class is about to start.
262
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,588
These legs
will never be warmed again.
263
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,590
Why are you talking
so dramatically
about dance wear?
264
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,592
I shared my gift of dance
with my family.
265
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,681
And they laughed.
266
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:58,032
So much so that Murray cracked
a bone in his middle body.
267
00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,381
Don't listen
to your family!
268
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,817
Mine said we're
gonna be awesome!
269
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,079
Same here.
Mine, too.
270
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,429
That's 'cause they're kind,
stupid liars.
271
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,823
I mean, no offense,
but anyone
who's seen Linda dance
272
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,782
knows she's got no boogie
from the waist down.
273
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,001
Excuse me?
Admit it,
274
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,829
you jacked up your back
275
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,831
carrying around your kid
for far too long.
276
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,965
Geoff's 11-year-old legs
got tired easily.
277
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,836
And don't get me started
on Essie's jazz hands.
278
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,751
What's wrong
with my jazz hands?They are crooked
279
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:25,755
and calloused
from years of scrubbing greasy
pans and wiping tushies.
280
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,105
I was gonna cover them
with sparkly gloves
for the show.
281
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,672
And, Ginzy, all those years
of stress
282
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,631
raising four rowdy boys
283
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,285
has given you
such a nervous mom-tummy
284
00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,592
that you make poots
all through this class.
285
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,724
You know about my poots?
286
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,160
Yes.
So intense.
287
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,119
You know, truth is,
I'm still worse off than you.
288
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:46,254
My family told me
I'll never be anything
but a lame-butt mom.
289
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,386
No use fighting it.
290
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,475
♪♪
291
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,477
Not okay, Ginzy!
Go outside!
292
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,870
The stress activates it.
293
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,872
Stress activates it!
294
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,094
I was losing Emmy
to the cool kids,
295
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,922
so I turned to
the coolest dude I knew.
296
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,228
Pops! Stop it
with the hamantaschen!
297
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,621
I have an emergency!
298
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,406
I was so close, but fine.
What do you got?
299
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,192
Emmy has a super-popular
boyfriend!Good for her.
300
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,237
No! She's gonna leave me
in the dust,
301
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:16,023
which means I gotta
become super cool super fast.
302
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,199
You want
cool lessons, huh?
303
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,635
Well, you've come
to the right place.
304
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,289
I don't have time
to learn stuff!
305
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,944
I need an expensive shortcut
and I need it now!
306
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,990
It was red, it was leather, it was in the "Beat It" video.
307
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,949
He who wore it
was a god amongst men.
308
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,994
It's a fact.
Anyone who wears this jacket
309
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,475
is automatically
the coolest badass
in the room.
310
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,519
'Cause of
all the zippers?
311
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,260
'Cause of MJ.
312
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:39,524
And no kid on earth has one
'cause it costs $463.
313
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:43,920
Whoa! You don't need this
farkaktespaceman jacket.
314
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,705
Fine. I'm just gonna
call Emmy
315
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,532
and tell her Shy Bri
is no good for her.
316
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:51,449
No, that is
the least cool thing to do.
317
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,452
Hello?
Hi, Mrs. Mirsky, it's Adam.
Is Emmy there?
318
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,151
No. She said
she was studying
with you tonight.
319
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,806
Emmy used me
as her nerd cover story.
320
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,460
Oh, no! How sad for you
but smart of her.
321
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,680
She's not there, is she?
322
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,769
Of course!
I just forgot!
323
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,685
She's making popcorn
in the popcorn room.
324
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,643
Uh-huh.
Can I talk to her?
325
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,167
Of course you can.
326
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,778
Hey, Emmy!
Your mom's on the phone!
327
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,649
Here she comes.
328
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,000
She's walking to the phone
with the popcorn in her hand.
329
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,654
Oh, no, she just
tripped and fell!
330
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,092
Ohh, the popcorn
is everywhere!
331
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,616
Oh! Oh!
Now, I just fell!
Gotta go!
332
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:28,965
She has nev...
333
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,404
I'm gonna buy you
the red jacket.
334
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,711
Once again,
Pops bailed me out.
335
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,322
And thanks to the ridicule,
my mom bailed on dancing.
336
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,108
Baby, I love you! You make
everything so much better!
337
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,936
You shamed your mom
into quitting,
338
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,764
who shamed my mom
into quitting, and then
everyone else quit
339
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,808
and now the whole thing's
canceled.
340
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,201
Well, you're welcome,
handsome.
341
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,377
Wait. Bevy and all her friends
quit that thing?
342
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,813
Thanks to your amazing
and cruel daughter.
343
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,946
I was awful, too.
344
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,512
BEVERLY: Dinner's served.
345
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,819
If you need me,
I'll be upstairs in bed
346
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,995
staring at the ceiling,
thinking about
what could've been.
347
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,171
Cool.
348
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,260
Um, what's the deal
with this sad lasagna?
349
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,045
Mom's never made anything
in a casserole dish
350
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,134
with less than eight layers.
What's going on?
351
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,398
Clearly you morons
hurt the lady
and you're gonna apologize.
352
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,269
Write one of your annoying
keyboard songs
353
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,358
where you rap
and jump around.
354
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,925
You know, the annoying crap
you do every week.
355
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,319
Why just us?
You were laughing, too.
356
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,409
Please, I'm her husband.
I never have to say I'm sorry.
357
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,889
That's how marriage works.
358
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,847
Okay, I'll get my Casio.
359
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,544
And I'll get
my crazy mad flow.
360
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,113
As they strolled off
to make amends,
361
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,550
I was desperately hoping
my new red jacket
would make me cool.
362
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,857
Hey! Beat it!
363
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,251
Oh, yeah, sorry, right.
I'll get out of here.
364
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:40,080
Nah, bro. Your jacket.
It's from "Beat It."
365
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,822
This kid rules, 'cause look,
look, he's got the jacket!
366
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,867
No biggie.
I've had it forever.
367
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,391
Some say MJ
got the idea from me.Gnarly.
368
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,525
Oh, so you're a bad,
gnarly boy now
369
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,831
I have a girlfriend.
370
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,920
That's part of it
for me.
371
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,922
You making moves on my girl,
small fry?
372
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,707
You're so dead, but sweet
jacket, so we're friends now.
373
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:01,101
Okay, cool, man.
I'll catch you later.
374
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,624
Adam?
375
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:06,062
Dude, you suck, 'cause you
ditched me to hang here.
376
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,324
Ain't that right,
that guy?
377
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,848
Beat It!
378
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,850
Are you kidding me?
I finally find someone I like
379
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,286
and you can't even
be happy for me?
380
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,331
Happy?
We're best friends!
381
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,333
It's supposed to be
just you and me!
382
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,945
We grow up together and live
next door to each other
383
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,816
and raise our kids
side by side!
384
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,819
No matter who we were with,
it was supposed to be us!
385
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,126
You are such a hypocrite.
386
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,693
Did I ever complain when I got
shoved into the background
387
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:29,999
while you were
with Dana or Jackie?
388
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,827
That's different
and you know it.
389
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,047
How? I've been
the third wheel forever.
390
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,179
Uh, this is
all super weird,
391
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,789
and it's making me
feel like the third wheel.
392
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,095
Why is he suddenly talking?
393
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,402
See you in gym class
or whatever.
394
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,668
Guess Shy Bri really opens up
on the weekends, huh?
395
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,018
Don't talk to me.
Ever again.
396
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,848
Beat it!
Yeah, yeah, the jacket.
397
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,938
No. Actually beat it.
You're a bad friend.
Not cool.
398
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,158
He was right.
I really did lose Emmy.
399
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,986
Meanwhile, my mom
was about to get
400
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,858
the most elaborate apology
in history.
401
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,644
There she is!
Our flashy
little flashdancer!
402
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:07,819
What is all this?
403
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,691
You're about to witness
404
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,562
the greatest apology ever.
405
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,000
Behold!
A three-act hip-hopera
406
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,958
so powerful
you'll forgive anything.
407
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,699
JTP!
BOYS: JTP!
408
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,528
Drop a respectful
apology beat!
409
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,530
♪ Mom... ♪
Stop! It worked.
410
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,315
I forgive you.
I can't stay mad at my babies.
411
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,317
But, there's two hours left,
plus intermission.
412
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,145
I'm fine.
Just go be kids.
413
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,799
So we're good here?
414
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,106
The kids are sorry,
you're back to dancing.
415
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,890
Not yet.
416
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,197
What about you?
Anything you want to say?
417
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,590
Ha! You do
have to apologize!
418
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,984
I do not! Do I?
419
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,638
Okay. You don't get it,
do you?
420
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:47,381
I expect my kids
to only think of me as a mom,
421
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,339
but you're my husband.
422
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,646
You're supposed
to think of me
as something more.
423
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:55,084
♪♪
424
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,607
Marriage is hard.
425
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,739
Get out of my house!
426
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,353
Even though my stubborn dad
hated apologizing,
427
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,616
this time he'd
have to face the music.
428
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,923
Oh, whatever this is,
I'm not in the mood.
429
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,925
I'm just getting ready
for the big dance show
430
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,274
at the Jenkintown JCC.
431
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:14,538
Stop. Thanks to you, Murray,
I'm never dancing again.
432
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,757
Oh, I get it.
433
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,281
But there's gonna be
a Goldberg on stage tonight,
434
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,761
no matter what.
435
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,241
What are you doing?
436
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,373
The kids gave you
an apology opera.
437
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,680
I'm giving you
an "I'm-sorry" dance.
438
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,203
Well, dancing
requires movement,
439
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,162
which is what
you hate the most.
440
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:32,165
I think you'll find me
shockingly agile.
441
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,645
♪ Well, I hear the music♪
442
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,343
Please stop.
Can't stop.
443
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,866
Got flashdance fever.
444
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,389
I just ate.
445
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,477
Uh, okay,
here comes the good stuff.
446
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,957
Ohh!
447
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,046
That was a stupid,
stupid thing to do,
448
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,266
moving your body
to music like that!
449
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:50,313
You were supposed to stop me
and go to your dance recital.
450
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,707
Well, everyone's right.
I am not a flashdancer.
451
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:53,664
I'm just a mom.
452
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,405
Not to me.
453
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,104
You're beautiful,
you're brave, you're strong.
454
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,412
Now I see why the kids write
their dumb songs.
455
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,892
This stuff is really hard
to say.
456
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:07,156
Now go get
your yenta friends and
get back on the dance floor.
457
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,679
I made them all quit.
458
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,333
Well, get them to un-quit.
459
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,380
'Cause that's what my pushy,
amazing wife would do.
460
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,210
♪♪
461
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,212
With that,
Beverly Goldberg
forced her friends
462
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,040
back onto that stage.
463
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,563
But within moments,
464
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,392
my mom's harsh words came flooding back to all of them.
465
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,699
And so, they completely forgot their routine.
466
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,614
And then they rolled around
in a panic.
467
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,529
Ginzy.
468
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:37,882
♪ ...nothing but
a slow glowing dream♪
469
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,537
Can we start again?
470
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,021
Is she asking me?
Is this my decision?
471
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:51,200
Look at me. We got this.
472
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,160
And with one look,
my mom reminded them all
473
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,510
why they signed up for that
class in the first place.
474
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,034
They were moms, and that
meant they were tough.
475
00:17:59,121 --> 00:17:59,991
They were fearless.
476
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,255
They were dancers.
477
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,995
Kinda.
478
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,824
Sure, their moves
weren't perfect,
but it didn't matter.
479
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:10,350
That night, my mom
didn't win over a panel
of stuffy judges.
480
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,265
She won over her
judgy family.
481
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,397
Lookin' good, Beverly!
482
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,791
I know her!
That's my mom!
483
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,315
That's my wife!
She puts up with me!
484
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,491
♪ ...for my life♪
485
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,407
It was a moment my mom
and her friends
would never forget,
486
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,279
and a night
I wish never happened.
487
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,543
Oh, there he is.
How'd the jacket work out?
488
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,284
♪♪
489
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,590
Hey, kiddo.
490
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,592
I thought Emmy and I would be
best friends forever.
491
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,986
♪♪
492
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,467
You know the greatest thing
about your best friend?
493
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,990
What?
494
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:46,037
Even if you drift apart,
you always find a way back
495
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,953
and you pick up
right where you left off.
496
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,260
You think?
You'll always be friends.
497
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:54,133
Now go make this right
with her.
498
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,223
In that moment,
I realized some cool jacket
499
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,050
wasn't gonna fix things
with Emmy.
500
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,575
The answer
was to just believe
in our friendship.
501
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,751
And so I rode
through the dark night
502
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,014
to get back my best friend
in the world,
503
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,581
even though
I knew in my heart
504
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,452
it would change things
between us forever.
505
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,367
Hey, open up!
We really gotta talk!
506
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:16,416
Uh...why are you
at my window?
507
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,853
'Cause I screwed up.
But you gotta let me fix this.
508
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:21,464
I'd do anything
to make Emmy happy,
509
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,641
even if it means she won't
be in my life as much.
So go get her back.
510
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,340
I kinda never know
what to say.
511
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,560
Lucky for you, her best friend
knows everything about her.
512
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,997
♪♪
513
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,086
♪ Pictures come alive♪
514
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,611
♪ Now I'm dancing
through my life♪
515
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,090
How'd you know
I got a thing for penguins?
516
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,005
A friend told me.
517
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,572
♪ What a feeling♪
518
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,835
Wow. When you said
you'd set up Emmy,
519
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,750
I didn't know you
meant Hot Brian.
520
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,143
Easy.
521
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,667
Well, she really is lucky to
have a best friend like you.
522
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:53,279
Turns out Pops was right.
523
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,542
Even if your best friend sets off on a different path,
524
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,196
they never go too far.
525
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,198
For me and Emmy,
we didn't end up
526
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,461
living next door
to each other,
or even in the same city.
527
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,203
But to this day,
whenever we see each other,
528
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,944
we pick up
right where we left off.
529
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,512
And it's not just
the friendships in life
that change.
530
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,645
Sometimes,
those closest to you
531
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,430
can surprise you in ways
you never imagined.
532
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,650
All my mom wanted
was to prove to herself
533
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,609
that she could be more
than just Beverly Goldberg.
534
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,743
But in the end,
my dad made her realize
535
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,659
that there really was
no one else in the world
that she needed to be.
536
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,356
That's the thing
about family.
537
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,792
There's no one better
538
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,012
to put your heart and soul
on the line for
539
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,449
than the people who loved you from the start.
540
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,850
Okay, I'm here
with the real Emmy Mirsky,
541
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,852
and I have a few questions
for you.
542
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,680
So, how long
have you known Adam?
543
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,334
Since we were six.
544
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,901
You only cried
a little. Yes.
545
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,774
Oops.
You said...
Do we have that on tape?
546
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:56,298
My favorite thing about Adam
is just that he's so funny
547
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,648
and just being able to make
everyone around him laugh.
548
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,911
You know, especially
when I go back and he shows me
549
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,262
all these ridiculous videos
that he took.
550
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,915
Like, we're just,
we're insane.
551
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,917
We're complete lunatics.
552
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,485
And for us, it wasn't really
like, oh, a boy and a girl,
553
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,923
it was just like we were just
two crazy, bizarre kids
554
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,099
just wanting to, like,
goof off all the time.
555
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,972
The audience asks
every single time
there's an Emmy episode
556
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,323
if, uh, if, uh,
you and, uh, Adam
557
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,499
are secretly, madly, deeply
in love with each other?
558
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,631
No.
559
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,197
Rawr!
560
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,591
No. The answer is no.
561
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:29,897
He's gonna be
very disappointed.
562
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,115
I doubt that.
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