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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
I grew up at the movie theater.
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There was nothing I loved more
than escaping
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into the wonder of the big screen.
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The lights, the sound,
the snacks... it was magic.
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What I loved more than anything
was seeing a new movie
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from my all-time favorite
director, Steven Spielberg.
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In fact, I didn't
just want to see his movies...
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I wanted to live them.
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Stop playing with your food, moron.
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I'm not playing!
It's from "Close Encounters."
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There's your close encounter. Now, eat!
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My favorite movie geek hobby
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was re-creating all his classics.
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- Yo.
- Gahh!
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In this case, "E.T."
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Then one day, I came across
something so legendary,
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it would take my Spielberg
obsession to the next level.
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Psst. Nerd. Girl nerd.
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I got your hookup.
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Really? Let me see it.
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What the hell's happening?
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Shh! Be cool.
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Johnny's my bootleg VHS dealer.
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You name it, I'll get it.
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Back before everything was on YouTube,
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cult videos were passed around
like contraband,
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and Johnny Atkins had all the goods.
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And the pièce de résistance...
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♪
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What I saw next
would change my life forever.
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That year, two kids from Jersey
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made a shot-for-shot re-creation
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of "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
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Turns out, there were other
Spielberg fanatics out there,
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and their homemade masterpiece
made me feel
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like anything was possible!
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I thought this was
the stuff of geek legend,
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but it's real.
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Whoa, the guys are super hot.
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Your lady really has a type.
I feel sad for her.
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Know what?
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If these kids can remake
"Raiders" in the basement,
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maybe it's time I take the leap.
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If my dream is to become a Spielberg,
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I've got to write and direct
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my own original "Indiana Jones" story.
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If you need a butt double
for your movie,
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you know where to find me.
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♪
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And so, I set off to write
my first actual movie script.
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And to my surprise, it was fun as hell!
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Whatcha doing, boofaloo?
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Writing a script.
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Yay! [LAUGHS]
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So, what's the name
of your big, fancy new movie?
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Let's see... "Indiana Jones and the...
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Thunder...
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Glove...
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of the Prime...
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Mutant"!
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That's it!
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"Indiana Jones and the Thunder
Glove of the Prime Mutant."
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It writes itself!
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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You looked around the room,
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and you came up with a title!
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♪
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It was March 7th, 1980-something,
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and my dad and Pops were having
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the most important
Philadelphia debate...
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who makes the best cheesesteak?
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- It's Geno's!
- Come on, it's Pat's!
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- It's Geno's!
- It's Pat's!
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You're making a fool of yourself.
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Hey! What's all the yelling about?
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This old putz thinks
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Geno's makes a better
cheesesteak than Pat's.
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Guys, relax.
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Pat's and Geno's
sell the same exact thing
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right across the street from each other.
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They're both fine, but not the best.
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If you say Jim's Steaks,
you no longer have a home.
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Jim's is down the block, Barry!
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It's not even on cheesesteak row!
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I'm not saying
it's Jim's, Pat's, or Geno's.
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The best Philly cheesesteak
isn't even in Philadelphia.
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- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- In Philly, that was blasphemy.
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What are you saying?
What's he saying, Murray?
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- I don't know.
- It was early December.
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I was on my way to watch
the Flyers play the Devils
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- in New Jersey.
- [CHOIR VOCALIZING]
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- Stop!
- [MUSIC ENDS]
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There's no cheesesteak story
that ends in Jersey.
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- But there is.
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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I took the wrong off-ramp and got lost.
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As night fell,
I grew desperate and hungry.
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And then, like a cheesy beacon of hope,
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I saw a lone sandwich shop
glowing in the darkness.
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Stop. Just tell us the name
of the sandwich shop already.
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That's the thing.
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I was so overwhelmed by the flavor
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that I didn't get a chance
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to look up
from my poppy-seed kaiser roll
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to get a name.
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- [MUSIC ENDS]
- Poppy-seed kaiser roll on a cheesesteak?
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[CHUCKLING] It can't be done!
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- [SLOW MUSIC PLAYS]
- Oh, they did it.
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It was the poppiest of rolls,
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combined with the whizziest of cheeses.
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It was like eating
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the sweet butt meat of an angel in...
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Hey! I'm still talkin'!
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I didn't finish my awesome true story!
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Well, we know how it ends.
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With you being a giant moron, you moron.
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No! I hate it when you call me a moron.
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I only call you a moron
'cause you act like a moron.
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So it's on you.
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Then, it's my life mission
to find this Jersey oasis
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and take you there.
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And when you eat the greatest
steak sandwich of your life,
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I will prove you wrong,
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and you shall never
call me a moron again.
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And what happens when I hate
this imaginary sandwich?
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Then I'll accept once and
for all that I'm truly a moron.
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- No, you won't.
- Oh, I will.
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In fact, if I'm wrong,
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I will legally change my name
to "Moron."
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[CHUCKLING] Okay, I'll take that deal.
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My crusade for the Hoagie Grail
begins now.
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While my brother was preparing
for his cheesesteak quest,
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I was prepping my shot list
to bring my script to life.
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Look what I found and immediately read.
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Oh! My Indy script? How'd you get this?
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I hid it under my mattress
and sleeping body.
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Well, you may not know this,
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'cause you're a very deep sleeper,
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but every night at 1:00 a.m. sharp,
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I lead you to the bathroom
to make a pishy.
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I did not know that.
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Well, point is, I found it
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when I moved your unconscious body,
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and this, for sure,
will be our calling card.
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I-I'm sorry. "Our"?
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To be clear,
I'm making this movie on my own.
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Of course.
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I'll just be there to watch
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and, also, help you.
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You only want to help me
for selfish reasons.
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Me? Selfish?
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[SCOFFING]
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Me? Selfish?
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Selfish. You only want to help me
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so, if I become a real director,
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you can say it's all 'cause of you.
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Well, that's the truth,
so why wouldn't I say it?
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Mom, someday, if I'm ever
in charge of a sound stage,
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there is no way you're setting
foot anywhere near it.
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You cannot deny
my love and support, Adam.
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Mark my words.
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One day, I will make
everyone who works for you
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very uncomfortable
with my intrusive energy.
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And mark my words...
I'm doing this on my own.
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In fact, I'm already in the process
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of locking down my cast and crew.
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Okay, I exaggerated,
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but this awesome flyer
was sure to lock 'em down!
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And that's how movies are made.
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But while I was looking for a crew,
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Barry was in search of answers.
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♪
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And that's how you prove
you're no moron.
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He said, making the most
moronic flyer of all time.
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What's with the flyer, Goldberg?
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I made this life-changing bet
with my dad, and I can't lose.
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Blood feud with the old man, huh?
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I didn't talk to Coach Senior
for six years
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until we finally arm-wrestled it out.
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He won. But I let him.
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No, my thing's not weird.
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I just have to legally change
my name to Moron
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if I don't find
the best cheesesteak in Philly.
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But there's a catch.
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It's not in Philly.
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- [EXOTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- You know?
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Oh, Coach knows.
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If you need answers, follow me.
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And with those mysterious words,
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Barry was one step closer
to the Hoagie Grail.
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Wait. The answer's in the gym?
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Not in the gym, Goldberg...
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under it.
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[CREAKS]
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So, it wasn't exactly the
catacombs from "Last Crusade,"
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but this dusty old storage room
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held the answers Barry needed most.
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Cool!
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Here. I believe that's exactly
what you're looking for.
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This is the place!
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Such a regal name
for a glorious sandwich.
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Donkey's Place,
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a confusing name for a [CHUCKLING]
cheesesteakery, but, still...
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The donkey is the most noble
of all work beasts.
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Now, go.
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Show your father who the real moron is.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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In my hand, I hold a map
on the back of the menu
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that leads to the world's
greatest meat sandwich.
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We're going tonight.
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Don't argue! Put on your pants and move!
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Let's go.
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Whoa. You got up so fast.
I didn't know that was possible.
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It's a win-win for me.
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You see, either you're right
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and I get the greatest
cheesesteak of all time,
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or you're wrong and I get
the greatest gift of all...
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you're a permanent moron.
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Prepare to literally eat those words.
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To Donkey's in Camden!
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["THE RAIDERS MARCH" PLAYS]
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Like Indiana Jones himself,
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my brother suited up
for the ultimate crusade.
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Just one problem...
Barry was behind the wheel.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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This is a living nightmare.
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Should I take this exit?
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No, don't take this exit.
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Blinkers on. I'm taking it.
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I'm not lost.
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I'm positive I'm not going
the right way.
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I have a good feeling
about this unpaved road.
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- Oh, I gotta pee.
- Hold it.
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- I got to go.
- Hold it.
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I got to go, Dad.
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Hey, pelicans! We're near the ocean.
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Just drive me in.
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Uh-oh. I left my wallet at home.
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Of course you did, moron!
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Yo, bro. We heard about your movie.
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JTP wants in.
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Seriously? You want to be in it?
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I was thinking more cameraman.
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Naked Rob's tired of always
being objectified for his body.
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Technically, you're the one
who gets naked, but, yes.
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Can I be the prop guy?
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You know, everyone's always focused
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on the characters in the movie,
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but I'm always, like, "Where'd
they get that salt shaker?"
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And I can be your gaffer.
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That way, I can find out
what a gaffer is.
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I guess I could do whatever job
253
00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:38,868
a handsome, charismatic guy with a
camera-friendly smile would do.
254
00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,403
You tell me.
255
00:08:40,471 --> 00:08:42,238
Actually, I'm looking
for my Indiana Jones.
256
00:08:42,307 --> 00:08:45,474
Me?! I never would've thought of that.
257
00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:46,842
[SQUEAKING FOOTSTEPS]
258
00:08:46,911 --> 00:08:48,311
Can I help build sets for your movie?
259
00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:50,446
I have over eight years'
of stage crew experience.
260
00:08:50,515 --> 00:08:51,781
Please, please, please.
261
00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:54,684
Yo, nerd. I hear you need
a snake for your badass movie.
262
00:08:54,752 --> 00:08:56,986
I own six, so count me in
as animal wrangler.
263
00:08:57,055 --> 00:08:58,254
I'll do costumes
264
00:08:58,323 --> 00:09:00,056
'cause doing clothes just for me
has gotten old.
265
00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:03,592
Oh, wow. This is coming together
incredibly fast.
266
00:09:03,661 --> 00:09:05,127
All because of one little flyer.
[CHUCKLES]
267
00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,897
- What flyer?
- No, we read your script.
268
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,465
How'd you get my script?
269
00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:12,335
Just read the first page!
I promise you'll fall in love!
270
00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:13,602
Mom! No!
271
00:09:13,671 --> 00:09:15,037
Leave the nice students alone!
272
00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:17,306
I thought I was clear...
no Mom on this movie.
273
00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:19,608
No, you said I couldn't be on set,
274
00:09:19,677 --> 00:09:22,011
which is why I'm here,
acting as your agent.
275
00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,245
But don't worry.
276
00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:25,781
I'll take my 10%
in belly kisses. Ahah-ah-ah!
277
00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,316
No! I don't need an agent.
278
00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:29,785
Food. What about food?
Let Mama do the catering.
279
00:09:29,854 --> 00:09:33,222
You know I can make a lasagna
so dense it can feed 62 people.
280
00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:35,691
Fine! You can be my craft-service lady,
281
00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,893
but only 'cause a fed crew
is a happy crew.
282
00:09:37,962 --> 00:09:39,562
But you're not to say
anything to anyone.
283
00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:41,564
Oh, yay! We're making a movie!
284
00:09:41,632 --> 00:09:43,399
[LAUGHS] I mean, you're making a movie.
285
00:09:43,468 --> 00:09:44,800
I'm not making anything.
286
00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:48,351
Except banana bread and
100 phone calls to my friends. [LAUGHS]
287
00:09:48,405 --> 00:09:50,473
Like always,
my smother couldn't stay away.
288
00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:53,576
But there was one family member
I happily welcomed on board.
289
00:09:53,644 --> 00:09:54,610
I want in on your movie.
290
00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,011
Wha... Seriously?
291
00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,980
Geoff said it's a good script,
and that it's not just
292
00:09:58,049 --> 00:09:59,582
your mouth-breathing
loser friends helping.
293
00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:00,716
It's also real people.
294
00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:02,218
I-I can't believe it!
295
00:10:02,286 --> 00:10:03,986
Composing for a minor motion picture
296
00:10:04,055 --> 00:10:06,455
is [CHUCKLING] gonna be huge
for my music career.
297
00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:07,423
So, what do you say?
298
00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:08,791
Yes! I always knew one day
299
00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,559
we'd collaborate on something amazing.
300
00:10:10,628 --> 00:10:12,628
Okay, I don't take notes,
and I'll call you when I'm done.
301
00:10:12,697 --> 00:10:14,330
- [RECEIVER CLICKS]
- And... she's gone.
302
00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:15,364
[RECEIVER CLICKS]
303
00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,599
Concerning.
304
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,234
- Don't be nervous, love bug.
- Not nervous.
305
00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:21,437
This is everything you've
ever hoped and dreamed about.
306
00:10:21,506 --> 00:10:23,706
Now I'm nervous.
307
00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,496
It was the first day of my big movie.
308
00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:28,777
The sets were built.
The cameras were loaded.
309
00:10:28,824 --> 00:10:30,618
And I couldn't wait to call, "action!"
310
00:10:30,658 --> 00:10:33,692
Holy balls! Dan, this is unreal!
311
00:10:33,761 --> 00:10:35,118
How'd you pull it off so fast?
312
00:10:35,188 --> 00:10:36,428
I melded together the old sets
313
00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:39,197
from "The King and I,"
"Oklahoma," and "Damn Yankees."
314
00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:40,999
Also, I have
a lot of spare time on my hands
315
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,301
'cause I struggle socially.
316
00:10:42,369 --> 00:10:44,403
And you can see it in your work, pal.
317
00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,204
Now, where's my actors?
318
00:10:46,273 --> 00:10:49,975
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
319
00:10:50,044 --> 00:10:53,145
[WHIP CRACKS]
320
00:10:53,213 --> 00:10:55,080
Oh, wow! You guys really look
321
00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:56,815
just like the real characters.
322
00:10:56,884 --> 00:10:58,750
Are those the security tags
from Benetton?
323
00:10:58,819 --> 00:10:59,885
No.
324
00:10:59,953 --> 00:11:01,353
Uh, excuse me. Trail mix?
325
00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:03,422
Apple slices? Little cup of tuna?
326
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:04,823
No thanks, craft service.
327
00:11:04,892 --> 00:11:07,059
Now, please stay
in your designated area.
328
00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:09,895
As you wish, Director Goldberg.
329
00:11:09,963 --> 00:11:11,129
Did you hear that, everybody?
330
00:11:11,198 --> 00:11:12,931
This squishy tushy monster
331
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,167
is in charge of the whole enchilada.
332
00:11:15,235 --> 00:11:17,836
Ignore the kooky food lady, people!
333
00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,571
Now, let's make a picture!
334
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,572
- All right.
- Yeah!
335
00:11:20,641 --> 00:11:21,840
- Whoo!
- Right on.
336
00:11:21,909 --> 00:11:23,442
As my adventure began,
337
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,243
my brother's crusade had come to an end.
338
00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:26,812
[GASPS] There it is!
339
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,780
It was a long, grueling journey,
340
00:11:28,849 --> 00:11:30,916
but as Barry gazed upon Donkey's,
341
00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:32,851
shining like a delicious beacon of hope,
342
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,653
he knew it would all be worth it.
343
00:11:34,722 --> 00:11:37,122
Nothing could stop him now.
344
00:11:37,191 --> 00:11:39,091
Hey! Open up!
345
00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:41,093
Unless they got there too late.
346
00:11:41,161 --> 00:11:45,530
Please, crusty old man!
Just one. One sandwich.
347
00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:47,065
One.
348
00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:48,300
[EXOTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
349
00:11:48,369 --> 00:11:51,002
But choose... wisely.
350
00:11:51,071 --> 00:11:54,706
It wasn't an immortal Templar,
but the pressure was still on.
351
00:11:54,775 --> 00:11:57,209
Mmm, oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
352
00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:58,744
That's the good stuff I remember.
353
00:11:58,812 --> 00:12:00,345
I got to admit... not bad.
354
00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:01,813
Unh, it's got a little heat to it.
355
00:12:01,882 --> 00:12:03,215
Whoa! Coming on kinda strong.
356
00:12:03,283 --> 00:12:04,683
It's fighting back pretty hard.
357
00:12:04,752 --> 00:12:06,551
Oh, that's a spicy punch to the mouth.
358
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,420
- Ohhh!
- The biting is relentless!
359
00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:10,389
- Aaah!
- What the hell did you put on this thing?!
360
00:12:10,457 --> 00:12:12,591
- Something called "Donkey Kick Sauce."
- Ohh!
361
00:12:12,659 --> 00:12:14,459
It was in the condiment section,
but sounded special,
362
00:12:14,528 --> 00:12:16,428
so I smeared it all over.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
363
00:12:16,497 --> 00:12:19,965
- [EXOTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- He chose... poorly.
364
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:21,533
[MUSIC ENDS]
365
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,521
What the [bleep] is wrong with that guy?
366
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,171
- No idea!
- Give me the keys! We're going home.
367
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,140
Oh, no!
368
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,375
♪
369
00:12:30,444 --> 00:12:32,210
It's not like we lost the keys.
370
00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:33,912
We know exactly where they are.
371
00:12:33,981 --> 00:12:36,047
While Barry and my dad dealt
with a spicy mess,
372
00:12:36,116 --> 00:12:38,016
I was feeling cool
in the director's seat.
373
00:12:38,085 --> 00:12:39,317
Or so I thought.
374
00:12:39,386 --> 00:12:40,685
Hey. I made the boulder
375
00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:42,921
that's gonna roll down these
temple steps right for Indy.
376
00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:46,191
Um, I think that should be,
like, 10 times as big.
377
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,361
That makes sense.
Man, you're super good at directing.
378
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:52,164
Turns out, directing is,
like, really hard.
379
00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:54,199
Okay, I'm back, and I nailed it.
380
00:12:54,268 --> 00:12:56,301
Oh! So, you want, like, a big one.
381
00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,103
Like... Like, not a rock, but a boulder.
382
00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,871
Okay, this one's smaller,
so that's on me.
383
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,072
♪
384
00:13:01,141 --> 00:13:03,108
And props were the least of my problems.
385
00:13:03,177 --> 00:13:05,410
Okay, time for the snake.
Where's my wrangler?
386
00:13:05,479 --> 00:13:07,145
Bad news, bro. No snake.
387
00:13:07,214 --> 00:13:08,413
No snake?
388
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,548
- No snake.
- No snake.
389
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,016
- Snake got away.
- Snake got away?
390
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,117
- Snake's gone.
- Snake's gone?
391
00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:13,385
- No snake.
- No snake.
392
00:13:13,454 --> 00:13:15,253
Don't worry...
he's super fast and hungry.
393
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:16,388
He'll make himself known.
394
00:13:16,457 --> 00:13:18,457
I'll just fix it in post.
395
00:13:18,525 --> 00:13:20,058
[GRUNTS LIGHTLY]
396
00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:21,726
Then came the problems with the actors.
397
00:13:21,795 --> 00:13:25,664
Whoo! Let's fight a boulder
and karate chop a tank!
398
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:27,766
Matt, stop chugging Jolt colas.
399
00:13:27,835 --> 00:13:30,035
Can't! I could do this all day, bro!
400
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:31,470
Yo, Adam, I think your Indy
401
00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:33,672
clearly has a major sugar problem.
402
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,475
Then, of course, there were
the technical difficulties.
403
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:37,809
No, no, no! Dude!
404
00:13:37,878 --> 00:13:39,711
You can't expose any of the film
to actual daylight!
405
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,813
So, what's the least upsetting way
406
00:13:41,882 --> 00:13:43,515
of saying we got to reshoot
lots and lots of stuff?
407
00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:44,916
It's fine.
408
00:13:44,985 --> 00:13:48,520
I'll just cut down on my shot
list and fix the rest in post.
409
00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:50,989
Thankfully, my composer would rescue me.
410
00:13:51,058 --> 00:13:53,124
Buckle up, moviemakers.
411
00:13:53,193 --> 00:13:54,626
Guess who just composed
412
00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:56,995
the greatest movie score of all time.
413
00:13:57,064 --> 00:13:59,297
Erica! It's my sister, Erica!
414
00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:01,500
Oh, thank God you came home
from college to help me!
415
00:14:01,568 --> 00:14:03,068
- But it wasn't a movie score...
- [UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
416
00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:05,136
...just a lame pop song
to further her own career.
417
00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:07,105
♪ Come on, DJ, play that song ♪
418
00:14:07,174 --> 00:14:08,773
♪ Let's party all night long ♪
419
00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:12,310
♪ I'm Indiana Jonesin' for your body ♪
420
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:16,081
♪ I'm Indiana Jonesin' for your lips ♪
421
00:14:16,149 --> 00:14:20,185
♪ You're tearing my heart
right out of my chest ♪
422
00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:23,054
♪ And now I'm Indiana Jonesin'
for that whip ♪
423
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,256
[WHIP WHOOSHES, CRACKS]
424
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:26,124
Come on! Do the Indy.
425
00:14:26,193 --> 00:14:28,293
And Indiana Jones whip.
426
00:14:28,362 --> 00:14:29,661
- [WHIP WHOOSHES, CRACKS]
- Yes!
427
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,930
[SIGHS] It's fine. I'll fix it in post.
428
00:14:31,999 --> 00:14:33,698
Let's just keep shooting.
429
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:36,868
All right, let's go!
Everybody out! It's 7:00.
430
00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:39,371
Volleyball team's got to practice.
431
00:14:39,439 --> 00:14:41,373
Coach, I can't just lose my location.
432
00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:43,008
How's about I shoot around you guys,
433
00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:44,175
and then I'll fix it in post?
434
00:14:44,244 --> 00:14:45,277
Shoot around them?
435
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:46,778
They just put up a net
in front of the set.
436
00:14:46,847 --> 00:14:48,947
Everyone, stop asking questions.
Too many things have changed.
437
00:14:49,016 --> 00:14:50,715
[VOICE BREAKING]
My shot list is useless!
438
00:14:50,784 --> 00:14:51,683
Uh, help?
439
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:52,918
Hey, you found my snake.
440
00:14:52,986 --> 00:14:54,085
Guys.
441
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,520
He's looking for food.
Just go limp, bro.
442
00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:58,156
It's fine! I'll fix it in post.
Let's just keep shooting.
443
00:14:58,225 --> 00:14:59,991
Adam, uh, maybe you should take five.
444
00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:02,294
Sure! I've got nothing but time!
445
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:04,029
It's not like this whole thing depends
446
00:15:04,097 --> 00:15:06,164
on what I decide every...
447
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:07,866
Ha! He's melting down!
448
00:15:07,935 --> 00:15:09,501
...single second!
449
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,702
- [CLATTERS]
- Aah.
450
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:12,304
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
451
00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:14,205
Balllllllllsssssss!
452
00:15:14,274 --> 00:15:15,173
BEVERLY: Boopie!
453
00:15:15,242 --> 00:15:16,241
Shake it off, Goldberg!
454
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:19,678
- Ohh.
- Oh! Oh!
455
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,613
I'll fix it in post.
456
00:15:21,682 --> 00:15:23,515
While I was in production hell,
457
00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:25,784
Barry and my dad were stuck
at the worst place on earth...
458
00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,052
a Jersey bus station.
459
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,954
Looks good. That from Donkey's?
460
00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:30,155
Oh, yeah, worth the trip
461
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:31,756
for the best cheesesteak on the planet.
462
00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:34,125
Hear that? "Best on the planet."
463
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,760
That's proof that I'm right.
464
00:15:35,829 --> 00:15:39,431
Truth is, Barry, I'm never
calling you a moron ever again.
465
00:15:39,499 --> 00:15:40,599
Really?
466
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,335
Yeah, I'm beginning to think,
after today,
467
00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:45,370
that you're an actual moron.
468
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:48,173
And if you are an actual, factual moron,
469
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:50,475
then to keep calling you one
is just plain mean.
470
00:15:50,544 --> 00:15:53,445
No, I don't want to not be
called a moron for that reason.
471
00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:55,647
I want to not be called a moron
'cause I'm not a moron.
472
00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:57,282
How 'bout "Barry"? You like "Barry"?
473
00:15:57,351 --> 00:15:58,516
Is "Barry" good for you?
474
00:15:58,585 --> 00:16:00,385
That's even worse!
475
00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:02,087
- ["THE RAIDERS MARCH" PLAYS]
- And then it happened.
476
00:16:02,155 --> 00:16:04,389
Barry saw his opportunity
to prove to our dad,
477
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,758
once and for all,
that he wasn't a moron.
478
00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,293
That's it.
479
00:16:08,362 --> 00:16:11,262
We're eating a Donkey steak
if it's the last thing I do!
480
00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,898
Sit down and do not mess
with that man's sandwich.
481
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:16,234
We'll just switch it
with our flaming hot one!
482
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:18,570
He's a giant.
He'll never notice the spicy.
483
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:20,271
That's not how spicy works.
484
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,373
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
485
00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:25,944
♪
486
00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:27,612
Hey!
487
00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:29,648
Oh, crap!
488
00:16:29,716 --> 00:16:32,684
Sir, please don't chase my son!
489
00:16:32,753 --> 00:16:35,220
He's a moron! It's not his fault!
490
00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:43,595
♪
491
00:16:43,664 --> 00:16:44,929
[GRUNTS]
492
00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:46,865
♪
493
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:48,400
- [BONES CRACK]
- Ow!
494
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,301
My cheesesteak-eating arm!
495
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:51,903
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
496
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:54,797
Please don't. I have to win a bet!
497
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,672
After my disastrous day of filming,
498
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,547
I was truly left a broken man.
499
00:16:58,587 --> 00:17:01,047
Fix it in post. I'mma fix it in post.
500
00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:03,209
- Let... Let me take a look.
- [FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING]
501
00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:05,477
And so, I screened
the only usable footage I had.
502
00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:07,145
That's why I got into showbiz.
503
00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:09,114
Do you think any of them
noticed me gaffing?
504
00:17:09,182 --> 00:17:10,982
That's a wrap, weirdos!
505
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,317
- Out of my gym!
- Go! Go! Go!
506
00:17:12,385 --> 00:17:13,618
Come on, scram!
507
00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:14,285
- [THUDS]
- Aah!
508
00:17:14,354 --> 00:17:15,487
It wasn't great.
509
00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:18,757
Question... just h-how much
can you fix in post?
510
00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:20,258
Honestly, I don't care
511
00:17:20,327 --> 00:17:22,227
'cause I, like, suck at directing stuff.
512
00:17:22,295 --> 00:17:25,563
Don't say that. You are
my little Stevie Spielboopie.
513
00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:29,200
I'm not. I'm gonna be
painfully honest here.
514
00:17:29,269 --> 00:17:31,002
I always said I wanted to direct,
515
00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:32,537
but I didn't really know what it meant.
516
00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:35,540
And now I do, and I hated every second.
517
00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:38,276
But this is all
you've ever talked about.
518
00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:41,279
If not this, what else are you gonna be?
519
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:44,048
I guess... nothing.
520
00:17:44,117 --> 00:17:45,683
♪
521
00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:47,819
And so, I abandoned
my first directing gig
522
00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:49,487
feeling hopeless and broken.
523
00:17:49,556 --> 00:17:52,290
But not nearly as broken as
Barry's cheesesteak-eating arm.
524
00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:53,458
How's the arm?
525
00:17:53,527 --> 00:17:55,059
Broken. Like the rest of me.
526
00:17:55,128 --> 00:17:57,395
So, you lost some car keys. Who cares?
527
00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:59,998
The fact is, I am a total moron,
528
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:01,566
and I deserve to be called one.
529
00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:04,670
Do you know why I point out
your stupidity 20 times a day?
530
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,660
'Cause all I do is make stupid choices?
531
00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:07,911
For sure.
532
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,046
["THE RAIDERS MARCH" PLAYS]
533
00:18:09,115 --> 00:18:11,215
But you're also a really smart kid.
534
00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:13,283
And it's a father's job
to help make sure
535
00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:15,486
his kids grow up to make smart choices.
536
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,654
So, when you call me a moron,
537
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,389
it's just 'cause
you really want the best for me?
538
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:20,691
Something like that.
539
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,092
And under everything,
it just means, "I love you."
540
00:18:22,161 --> 00:18:23,927
Don't push it, moron.
541
00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:26,597
But, uh, yes.
542
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,866
For sure.
543
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:31,802
That day, the real treasure
my dad and brother found
544
00:18:31,871 --> 00:18:33,170
wasn't a sandwich at all.
545
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,305
Admit it... it's the best, right?
546
00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:36,607
You know what?
547
00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:37,941
Leaving those keys behind
548
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,743
may be the smartest thing
you've ever done.
549
00:18:39,812 --> 00:18:43,480
You chose... wisely.
550
00:18:43,549 --> 00:18:44,948
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
551
00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:47,117
What is his deal?
552
00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:49,286
- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
- Where you going, schmoops?
553
00:18:49,355 --> 00:18:51,088
Returning this camera,
'cause I'll never need it again.
554
00:18:51,157 --> 00:18:52,856
No, I can't let you do that.
555
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,392
Mom, please don't make this about you.
556
00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:56,760
I'm not.
557
00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:59,863
Adam, what you do with your life
is not my story.
558
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,231
I know that now.
559
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,001
But I can't let you quit
your dream of being Spielberg.
560
00:19:04,069 --> 00:19:05,602
- You really should.
- Come on.
561
00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:08,172
There must have been some little
part of this that was fun.
562
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,008
I guess when I was by myself writing.
563
00:19:11,076 --> 00:19:13,210
- Well, that's a start.
- Just writing?
564
00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:15,979
Adam, you may not be
a big star like Spielberg,
565
00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:18,649
but I know you'll find your way
to shine just as bright.
566
00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:21,084
Turns out, when you let
your loved ones see you
567
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:22,686
for who you really are,
568
00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:24,888
that's where the adventure truly begins.
569
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,223
Here we go, Dan.
570
00:19:26,292 --> 00:19:27,491
You're an evil billionaire
who hustles pool
571
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,725
for religious artifacts.
572
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,961
Do it with feeling and purpose.
573
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,897
Turns out, my real quest
was finding my calling.
574
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,799
It feels good to just be the writer.
575
00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:37,835
One might say I made that happen.
576
00:19:37,903 --> 00:19:41,064
No! You did not make anything happen!
I mean it.
577
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,041
And there was one person who
saw it in me the whole time.
578
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:46,143
But... thanks, Mama.
579
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:48,478
Of course, schmoopy.
580
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:50,314
And... action!
581
00:19:50,382 --> 00:19:52,115
Eight ball, corner pocket.
582
00:19:52,184 --> 00:19:53,884
- [BALL CLACKS]
- Ugh!
583
00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:56,086
You're calling the eight ball?
584
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:57,888
Why, that's ludicrous, Indiana Jones!
585
00:19:57,957 --> 00:20:00,257
Eight ball, corner pocket.
586
00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:01,925
Ugh!
587
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,994
- Yes!
- [GRUNTS]
588
00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:06,029
[GRUNTS]
589
00:20:06,098 --> 00:20:07,264
[GUNSHOT NOISES]
590
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,399
♪
591
00:20:09,468 --> 00:20:10,637
[THUDS]
592
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,067
I watched all three Indy movies.
593
00:20:13,136 --> 00:20:15,887
And now I really know what kind
of song you're looking for.
594
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,049
Erica, I'm not directing...
595
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,317
Just give me another chance!
596
00:20:18,352 --> 00:20:19,652
[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
597
00:20:19,687 --> 00:20:23,556
♪ I'm Indiana Jonesin' for that music ♪
598
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:27,693
♪ I'm Indiana Jonesin'
for those skeleton bones ♪
599
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:31,318
♪ I'll throw you the idol,
you throw me your whip ♪
600
00:20:31,343 --> 00:20:32,231
[WHIP CRACKS]
601
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:35,936
♪ I'm Indiana Jonesin'
for Indiana Jones ♪
602
00:20:35,961 --> 00:20:38,161
♪ Yo, girl, it's Indy, make some room ♪
603
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,030
♪ Wanna take you back
to my Temple of Boom ♪
604
00:20:40,065 --> 00:20:44,334
♪ Girl's so hot that I say,
"Damn, you belong in a museum" ♪
605
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,036
♪ All around the map,
from Paris to Prague ♪
606
00:20:46,071 --> 00:20:48,071
♪ No, they named me after the dog ♪
607
00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:50,206
♪ Drop you
like you're a German soldier ♪
608
00:20:50,242 --> 00:20:52,208
♪ Run over you like a big-ass boulder ♪
609
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:56,246
♪ Indiana Jones, you can raid my ark ♪
610
00:20:56,281 --> 00:20:58,648
♪ And, also, I'm afraid of snakes ♪
611
00:20:58,684 --> 00:21:00,156
No.
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