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Ah, Nerd love.
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The beautiful union
of comic book junkies
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with the same pop culture interests.
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Back in the '80s, before the Internet,
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it was impossible to
find your geeky soulmate.
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But, by sheer fate, I met Jackie Geary,
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and, man, was the force of
nerd love strong with us.
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I can't believe you made me
a Beaker from the Muppets!
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You so get me!
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She really did get me.
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We all loved the same
marshmallow-based movies.
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We both wore geeky T-shirts.
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And we were even the
only two kids in class
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to spend our allowance on a modem.
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It was pure, awkward nerd
love, and I was in deep.
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When Jackie kissed me,
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I lost all sense of
space, time, and words.
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Mo!
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Yes!
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Ed McMahon!
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You are correct, sir!
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And then it all came crashing down.
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Boom! Halloween just got awesome.
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We're gonna be the universe's
greatest power couple,
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Han Solo and Princess Leia.
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"Star Wars."
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Um, polite pass.
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Wait, you don't like "Star Wars"?
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How do you not like "Star Wars"?
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Everyone likes "Star Wars."
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Well, sure, I enjoy lighter fare
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just as much as the next girl.
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It's about the "Dark Side"!
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How can it be lighter fare?
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In the last movie, there
were walking teddy bears.
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They're Ewoks!
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And they helped defeat the damn Empire!
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No, no.
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Let's not yell.
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We're just calmly debating.
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The truth was out.
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Jackie liked stupid "Star Trek"!
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Actually, there is no debate.
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"Trek" is better because it's about
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humanity's quest for
knowledge and peace.
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A quest for peace in
the stars means no wars,
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which means the entire
point of "Star Trek"
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is to eliminate "Star Wars"!
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No, no!
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We're just talking!
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I'm not super angry at all!
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This is our first costume as a couple.
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It's a very big statement,
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which is why I should be
Uhura and you should be Spock.
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You want me to go out in public
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with a bowl cut and pointy elf ears?
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No, no.
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We're in love.
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Which is why we should get
an independent third party
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with no skin in the game.
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Father? Which do you like best?
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"Star Wars" or "Star Trek"?
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Which is the one with the purple fish?
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Neither of them have purple fish.
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"Star Wars" has got the guy
with the little feet, right?
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I have no idea who you're talking about!
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- Do you mean Yoda?
- No...
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- Hammerhead?
- No...
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- Jawas?
- No!
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I'm talking about the one
guy with the weird head.
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- You mean Jabba the Hutt?
- No.
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- Greedo?
- No.
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- Admiral Ackbar?
- No.
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Aunt Beru?
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Aunt Beru?!
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Gah!
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I can't do this right now!
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Jackie and I have major
problems to deal with.
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And that is how you get out of
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a ridiculous conversation.
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ?
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ?
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It was Halloween, 1980-something,
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and my brother was conjuring
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the restless spirts of the dead,
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with a toy he bought for 7 bucks.
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- J-T-P.
- J.T.P.
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- Dude, you're pushing it.
- No, you're pushing it.
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You're all pushing it!
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What if... nobody's pushing it?
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Whoaaaaa.
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I'll go first.
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Oh, mystical Ouija.
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Will there ever be more
lenient laws on public nudity?
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Please say yes. Come on!
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- Yes! Naked Rob wins!
- I got one.
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Will I still hit that
senior-year growth spurt
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my mother promised me?
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My mother lied!
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My turn!
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Dear Mr. Ouija, I know
me and Lainey broke up,
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but does she still love me
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with every fiber of her slammin' bod?
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- Dude!
- Forget Lainey.
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I can't help it!
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She's visiting Erica this weekend.
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It's like every time I close my eyes,
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I smell her Debbie Gibson
"Electric Youth" perfume.
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That's just me.
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What? It's unisex.
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Let the Ouija answer!
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Does Lainey want me back?!
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Now, gently rest your fingers
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upon the plastic pointer thingy.
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Oh, no, my life is worthless!
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But, will Barry instead
marry Alyssa Milano
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and have three kids and six jet skis?
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Interesting.
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Okay, next question, Mr. Ouija.
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Will I be a multi-platinum
rap sensation
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and own my own brand
of diet soft drinks?
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- Come on.
- Get over here.
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You see? It is you guys moving it!
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Dude, when you ended things with Lainey,
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you both promised to
give each other space.
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- We just want to see you happy.
- You're right.
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No more calling Lainey.
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On an unrelated note, Geoff,
what's my sister's number?
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Hello?
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Just making my weekly phone call
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to make sure our bond is still strong.
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You have never once called
me before this very moment.
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The last words you said to me were,
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"Your bedroom is now my fart closet."
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That does sound like me.
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Anywho, how's it going? Having fun?
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Learning stuff?
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Are you near Lainey?
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And I don't care about you!
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Put her on the phone!
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Dude, no.
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I'm gonna do what's best
for both of you right now
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and hang up.
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Please, Lainey, come back!
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Dude, he is obsessed.
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So emotionally out of control.
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- Gosh, I miss that cute, shouty, red face.
- Stop.
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You both agreed that radio
silence was for the best.
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I guess.
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It's just so much harder than I thought.
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Well, tonight's Halloween party
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is the biggest rager of the year.
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Forget my lame brother.
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You're right. I'm
gonna go get my costume.
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Let's Barry.
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I mean party. Ugh!
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Pops, thank God you're here!
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There's a major crisis
between me and Jackie.
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Only my love guru can help.
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This is why I sit here waiting all day.
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Lay it on me, kiddo.
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Hang on to your hat.
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Turns out, Jackie likes "Star Trek"
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more than "Star Wars."
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What do I do?
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- About what?
- It's a fact.
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Force Freaks and
Trekkies never get along.
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We're sworn enemies.
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Okay, here's what you do.
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- Nothing. 'Cause it's all dumb.
- Dumb?!
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If I date a Trekkie,
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I lose all my street cred with my boys!
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And just where is this street,
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and who are these boys?
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Me and Jackie are doomed.
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There's no saving this relationship.
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Pardon me.
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I couldn't help but overhear
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through the vent in
the upstairs bathroom.
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Schmoo, if you want relationship advice,
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just look at me and your dad.
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We've been making it work for 25 years.
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Makin' it work!
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Sure, we bicker.
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But in the end, we always compromise.
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Right you are!
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There's no reason you can't do that
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with your space movies, right, Mur?
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When you're right, you're right, Bevy.
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He's a lug,
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but I love him.
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Lady loves a lug.
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Smack-diggity!
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Don't do a damn thing she said.
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Uh, what? But, I...
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Shut up, shut up! Listen to me.
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In any healthy relationship,
there is no compromise.
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- So what is there?
- Total defeat.
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Your only choice?
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- Become a shell of a man.
- What?
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That sounds like a horrible way to live.
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It is, but it works.
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It keeps your mom and I chugging along.
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And that's what I want with Jackie.
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To chug forever.
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Then meet me in your
room in five minutes.
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- Can't we just...
- No!
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It's not safe here!
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It's not safe.
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While my dad was acting spooky,
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Barry was feeling haunted
by his own lost love.
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Hello? Someone there?
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Lainey?!
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I'm telling you!
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I saw her clear as day in the Wawa.
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Dude, there's no way it was Lainey.
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She's with Erica, remember?
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Which is why
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there's only one other
logical explanation...
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I'm being haunted by the blonde spirit
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of my broken relationship.
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This is our fault.
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We tried to used the Ouija
to get you over Lainey,
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but instead, we just
got her into your head.
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No, Matthew.
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You think it was all a game,
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but much like the horror
masterpiece "Witchboard,"
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you've opened a portal
to the other side.
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Run home.
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Run home!
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There are ghosts everywhere!
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Enough, man!
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We were pushing around
a tiny plastic triangle
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I bought at a toy store.
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Which is exactly how
"Witchboard" started.
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- Oh, no!
- Dude, don't encourage him!
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When will you learn?!
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None of you are safe!
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Look at me, bro.
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There is no ghost of Lainey.
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We need to talk.
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Aah! It's a sexy ghost!
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As my brother came face
to face with his past,
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my dad was gonna help me
secure my future with Jackie.
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Son, today, I'm gonna pass on to you
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my greatest legacy...
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How to be a shell of a man.
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Your legacy seems sad.
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- This is all I've got.
- Totally fair.
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Lesson one,
the think 'n' nod.
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When your woman's
asking you your opinion,
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you act like you're thinking about it,
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and then you nod in agreement.
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But if my answer is always a dumb nod,
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won't Jackie catch on?
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You'd think so.
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But deep down, they
don't want our opinions.
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- But I...
- Lesson two, the smile and echo.
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Whenever your girl is jabbering on,
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you smile at her
264
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and then you echo the
last thing she says to you.
265
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That can't possibly work.
266
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Bevy, what was that thing
267
00:08:41,068 --> 00:08:42,801
you wanted me to do with the thing?!
268
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You mean shopping for towels?
269
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Yeah, shopping for towels.
270
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Don't you worry.
271
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I just picked up this adorable set
272
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from the clearance bin.
273
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Don't you love them?
274
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I love them!
275
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And I love you.
276
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In fact, I'm gonna go make you
277
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that butterscotch
pudding you like so much.
278
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See?
279
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I like getting along.
280
00:09:01,055 --> 00:09:02,087
I gotta take some notes!
281
00:09:02,123 --> 00:09:03,923
No, no! There can't be a paper trail!
282
00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:05,724
Don't worry, I'll write it in code.
283
00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,393
Question.
284
00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:09,962
Isn't it soul crushing to
never share your opinions?
285
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Sure.
286
00:09:11,098 --> 00:09:12,698
But that brings us
to our final lesson,
287
00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:14,433
- the tampening.
- The tampening?
288
00:09:14,468 --> 00:09:16,535
You tamp down all the rage and fury
289
00:09:16,571 --> 00:09:18,037
deep into your body like this.
290
00:09:18,072 --> 00:09:19,071
Watch.
291
00:09:23,811 --> 00:09:24,944
That can't be good for you.
292
00:09:24,979 --> 00:09:25,945
But the pudding helps.
293
00:09:26,614 --> 00:09:28,447
Armed with my dad's shameful legacy,
294
00:09:28,482 --> 00:09:31,217
I decided to put his
love tips to the test.
295
00:09:31,252 --> 00:09:33,552
Hey. There she is.
296
00:09:33,588 --> 00:09:34,853
Jackie!
297
00:09:34,889 --> 00:09:36,188
Crackerjack!
298
00:09:36,224 --> 00:09:37,389
Jack-o-lantern!
299
00:09:37,425 --> 00:09:39,024
Halloween!
300
00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:41,493
Hey, I know that we left things off
301
00:09:41,529 --> 00:09:42,695
on a weird note.
302
00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,230
Nah... We're good.
303
00:09:44,265 --> 00:09:46,432
I was ready to finally become a man.
304
00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:48,234
By becoming a shell of one.
305
00:09:48,269 --> 00:09:52,938
Actually, I've come around
on the "Star Trek" thing.
306
00:09:52,974 --> 00:09:53,806
Wait, really?
307
00:09:53,841 --> 00:09:55,307
You're gonna be my Spock?
308
00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:57,343
And so, I hit Jackie
with each and every one
309
00:09:57,378 --> 00:09:59,478
of my dad's relationship techniques.
310
00:09:59,513 --> 00:10:00,713
I nodded...
311
00:10:00,748 --> 00:10:02,348
- I'll... I'll be your Spock.
- Oh, my God!
312
00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:03,882
You're, like, the best boyfriend ever.
313
00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:06,218
- ...and I echoed.
- I am, like, the best boyfriend ever.
314
00:10:06,254 --> 00:10:07,486
and finally...
315
00:10:07,521 --> 00:10:10,222
I rented "Star Trek
IV: The Voyage Home."
316
00:10:10,258 --> 00:10:11,390
Should we watch it?
317
00:10:11,425 --> 00:10:13,392
Mm...
318
00:10:13,427 --> 00:10:15,427
...And I tampened like
I'd never tampened before.
319
00:10:15,463 --> 00:10:16,629
Come on.
320
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,334
Yeah. I will watch your thing.
321
00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:24,603
That day, I made my dad a proud man.
322
00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:26,205
Okay.
323
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,540
- And that's why I became a father.
- Really?
324
00:10:28,576 --> 00:10:29,708
You became a dad
325
00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:31,910
so you could teach your
son to be a jackass?
326
00:10:31,946 --> 00:10:33,946
Hey! There she is!
327
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,214
Stop it!
328
00:10:35,249 --> 00:10:37,082
How could you teach him
all these terrible tricks?
329
00:10:37,118 --> 00:10:38,150
What tricks?
330
00:10:38,185 --> 00:10:40,786
The think 'n' nod? The smile and echo?
331
00:10:40,821 --> 00:10:41,854
How'd you learn about those tricks?
332
00:10:41,889 --> 00:10:43,155
Adam wrote 'em down!
333
00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,723
You cracked Adam's code?
334
00:10:44,759 --> 00:10:46,058
You mean just not using vowels?
335
00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:46,992
Yes.
336
00:10:47,028 --> 00:10:48,260
How could you teach our son
337
00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:50,229
that that's how our relationship works?
338
00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:52,131
Because that is how it works.
339
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:55,467
You don't want my opinions
about how ugly your towels are.
340
00:10:55,503 --> 00:10:56,502
You hate my towels?
341
00:10:56,537 --> 00:10:58,437
Those towels are soft and beautiful.
342
00:10:58,472 --> 00:11:00,506
Mm, those towels are soft and beautiful.
343
00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:01,674
Well, thank you. I mean, that's...
344
00:11:01,709 --> 00:11:03,375
Oh, oh, gah! Stop it!
345
00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:04,310
All right, listen to me.
346
00:11:04,345 --> 00:11:05,811
No more being a shell of a man.
347
00:11:05,846 --> 00:11:07,846
From now on, you're gonna
be filled with opinions!
348
00:11:07,882 --> 00:11:09,148
- And pudding?
- No!
349
00:11:09,183 --> 00:11:11,984
I want your thoughts and
feelings on everything,
350
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,119
so Adam can see how we compromise.
351
00:11:14,155 --> 00:11:15,788
Now we are gonna go to the store,
352
00:11:15,823 --> 00:11:17,623
and you are gonna pick out the towels.
353
00:11:17,658 --> 00:11:20,326
I told you not to write
it down, you moron!
354
00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:21,694
What's that all about?
355
00:11:21,729 --> 00:11:22,928
Who knows?
356
00:11:22,963 --> 00:11:25,097
Let's just focus on the
thing we both love...
357
00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:28,000
"Star Trek IV, Spock
Does San Francisco."
358
00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,635
You ruined a life today!
359
00:11:30,838 --> 00:11:33,072
True. And yet, I saved my relationship.
360
00:11:33,783 --> 00:11:35,570
Thanks to my dad's tampening technique,
361
00:11:35,752 --> 00:11:38,103
I survived two whole
hours of "Star Trek"
362
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,094
with my girlfriend.
363
00:11:39,168 --> 00:11:41,102
You know what? This movie's right.
364
00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:43,004
We really do have to save the whales.
365
00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:45,406
We do have to save the whales!
366
00:11:45,441 --> 00:11:48,676
It's all so brilliant and preachy.
367
00:11:48,711 --> 00:11:51,012
No, no. Tamp it down.
368
00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:52,380
What?
369
00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:55,783
Love you!
370
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:59,053
Oh, sweet balls! I was
in science fiction hell.
371
00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:01,656
Meanwhile, Barry was back
in a Lainey-filled paradise.
372
00:12:01,691 --> 00:12:03,925
So that was you at the Wawa.
373
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,626
I thought you were
visiting Erica this weekend?
374
00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:07,128
I bailed and hopped a bus here.
375
00:12:07,163 --> 00:12:08,129
I just had to see you.
376
00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:09,263
I knew it!
377
00:12:09,299 --> 00:12:10,264
Let me finish, Barry.
378
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,432
I came back to say this face to face.
379
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:12,800
I'm in Georgia now.
380
00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:14,802
I've moved on. It's time
for you to move on, too.
381
00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:16,570
You're right.
382
00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:18,973
Thank you for being so
mature and understanding...
383
00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:20,942
And so, they finally moved on.
384
00:12:20,977 --> 00:12:22,576
- Or not.
-Because I love you
385
00:12:22,612 --> 00:12:23,844
and I want you back now!
386
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,680
Say yes or I will literally die!
387
00:12:25,715 --> 00:12:27,248
I knew it again! Yes!
388
00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:28,616
Someone do something!
389
00:12:28,651 --> 00:12:30,785
Guys, we all know how hard it is,
390
00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:32,353
but don't just jump back into this
391
00:12:32,388 --> 00:12:33,988
without really thinking it through!
392
00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:35,156
Okay.
393
00:12:35,191 --> 00:12:36,190
And think they did.
394
00:12:36,225 --> 00:12:38,192
Searching deep in their hearts.
395
00:12:38,227 --> 00:12:39,226
And then said screw it.
396
00:12:39,262 --> 00:12:40,695
? Love lift us up where we belong ?
397
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:43,965
Guess who's back together
and in total love?
398
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,199
[Bleep]
399
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:47,268
? Where the eagles cry ?
400
00:12:47,303 --> 00:12:48,135
Start clapping,
401
00:12:48,171 --> 00:12:50,004
or I'll fight everyone in this gym!
402
00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,506
? On a mountain high ?
403
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,942
Barry and Lainey's love
was lifted to new heights.
404
00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:56,177
Meanwhile, I was looking like
405
00:12:56,212 --> 00:12:58,546
a dumb-ass Keebler Elf with a bowl cut!
406
00:12:58,581 --> 00:13:00,448
Aww! You look as cute as a button.
407
00:13:00,483 --> 00:13:02,383
I do look as cute as a button.
408
00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:04,418
We're gonna have the
best Halloween ever.
409
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:06,420
We are gonna have the
best Halloween ever.
410
00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:07,722
You're acting weird.
411
00:13:07,757 --> 00:13:09,423
I am acting weird.
412
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:10,524
See?
413
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,426
We agree on everything and you're happy.
414
00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:13,894
Hey, Adam!
415
00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,563
Come in the bathroom
and take a look at this!
416
00:13:15,598 --> 00:13:16,998
You won't believe it!
417
00:13:17,033 --> 00:13:18,599
Uh, I think we all have a sense
418
00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:20,201
of what you're capable of, Dad!
419
00:13:20,236 --> 00:13:21,302
Just get in here!
420
00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:22,370
See this?!
421
00:13:22,405 --> 00:13:24,705
We went shopping, I gave my opinion,
422
00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:27,074
and now I got the towel of my dreams!
423
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,911
Yep, all dad's love huge,
comfy, plain white towels,
424
00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:32,947
and this one was the stuff of legend.
425
00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:35,850
You can wrap yourself in
it like it's a bedspread,
426
00:13:35,885 --> 00:13:37,485
but it's a towel.
427
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,786
Turns out my mom
428
00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:40,521
had some tampening skills of her own.
429
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,857
And she used them to
desperately remain positive.
430
00:13:42,892 --> 00:13:45,426
Fun fact, uh, it's so big,
431
00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:47,595
I can only wash one of those at a time!
432
00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:49,764
Your mom's right.
433
00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:52,566
This compromise thing,
it really does work!
434
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:55,503
You can dry a van with it. Ah!
435
00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,171
I know I told you to blindly agree
436
00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:59,040
with all your girlfriend's stupid stuff,
437
00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:00,441
but guess what?
438
00:14:00,476 --> 00:14:02,476
They're desperate to
know how wrong they are!
439
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:03,310
What?
440
00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:04,278
B... Nothing!
441
00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:06,547
Just a little family towel talk.
442
00:14:06,582 --> 00:14:08,582
Wait, wait. I'm wrong?
443
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:09,550
Well, that does it.
444
00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:11,218
I'm bringing my towels back!
445
00:14:11,254 --> 00:14:13,187
No! This is our one towel now.
446
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:14,355
It's all we need.
447
00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:15,923
So you just repeat everything I say
448
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,158
just to patronize me?
449
00:14:17,193 --> 00:14:19,326
It's better than saying the
one thing you love the most
450
00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:20,928
is boring as balls!
451
00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:22,163
Boring as balls?
452
00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:23,564
You didn't even want my opinion.
453
00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:25,266
You just want everything on your terms!
454
00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:27,168
But my terms make sense,
455
00:14:27,203 --> 00:14:29,970
unlike the preposterous
size of that towel!
456
00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:32,406
Trekkies have four
movies and two TV shows,
457
00:14:32,442 --> 00:14:33,774
and all your people have
458
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:35,876
is just a mere trilogy to sell toys.
459
00:14:35,912 --> 00:14:37,244
"You people"?
460
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,114
Oh, wow! You went there pretty quick!
461
00:14:40,149 --> 00:14:42,650
This was never about my
big, thirsty towel, was it?
462
00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:44,752
It's about you preferring me as a shell.
463
00:14:44,787 --> 00:14:47,388
Fine. Take your giant towel!
464
00:14:47,423 --> 00:14:50,391
You can go dry a street
or suck up a river!
465
00:14:50,426 --> 00:14:51,725
I will never be your Trekkie!
466
00:14:51,761 --> 00:14:52,927
Ever!
467
00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:55,563
Well then, maybe you
shouldn't be my boyfriend!
468
00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:57,832
This is your fault!
469
00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,266
Hey, you ruined my thing, too.
470
00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:01,202
This is what I get for
modeling my relationship
471
00:15:01,237 --> 00:15:03,204
after two crazy people!
472
00:15:03,873 --> 00:15:04,839
I know he's upset,
473
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:06,173
but we need to get Adam back in here.
474
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,275
It's gonna take at least
three of us to fold this thing.
475
00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:10,077
As two Goldberg relationships crumbled,
476
00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:12,780
one was still standing on two feet.
477
00:15:12,815 --> 00:15:15,149
Hey, Bar? It's been an hour.
478
00:15:15,184 --> 00:15:16,517
I don't think you have to
keep carrying her around
479
00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:17,551
like she's Debra Winger.
480
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,286
I'll carry Lainey in my arms
481
00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:20,788
until everyone in here knows
482
00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:23,164
I am the officer and
she is my gentleman!
483
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:25,626
- Aww!
- Barry and Lainey were flying high,
484
00:15:25,661 --> 00:15:26,961
till reality crashed the party.
485
00:15:26,996 --> 00:15:28,462
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?!
486
00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:29,663
- Erica?!
- Erica?! Aah!
487
00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:32,233
- Erica! So glad you're finally here!
- Hi, baby.
488
00:15:32,268 --> 00:15:33,868
Now our couples costume makes sense.
489
00:15:33,903 --> 00:15:35,703
See? I'm Marty McFly and you're his mom.
490
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:37,037
Oh, boy, what have we done?
491
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:37,838
What are you doing here?
492
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:39,273
What are you doing here?
493
00:15:39,308 --> 00:15:41,442
We were by the keg chatting
up two hot frat guys,
494
00:15:41,477 --> 00:15:43,410
and then I turned
around and you were gone!
495
00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:44,745
This is probably a bad time,
496
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,813
but you look super hot,
497
00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:47,414
even though you're technically my mom.
498
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,116
Gross. But thanks.
499
00:15:49,152 --> 00:15:50,217
I'm sorry I ditched you,
500
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,418
but I did leave a
note on the punch bowl.
501
00:15:51,454 --> 00:15:53,854
Oh, you mean this sticky red napkin
502
00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,422
that says "Bye"?
503
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,324
I just came back here to
tell Barry it's totally over.
504
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,261
But, in a surprising
twist, we got back together!
505
00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:02,129
- Aren't you happy for us?
- No!
506
00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:04,832
Long-distance relationships
are the worst and never work.
507
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,000
Yes! Beating the odds!
508
00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:07,701
See? You guys make it work.
509
00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:09,603
Yeah, but we barely see each other.
510
00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:11,238
And our phone bills are out of control.
511
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,506
I had to start mowing lawns.
512
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:13,974
Manual labor?
513
00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,209
Big Tasty's more of
514
00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:17,411
a corner-office,
feet-up-on-the-desk kinda guy.
515
00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:18,879
Not to mention,
516
00:16:18,915 --> 00:16:20,981
we're just three hours
away from each other.
517
00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:23,450
Georgia's only...
518
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:26,020
12 hours away.
519
00:16:26,055 --> 00:16:27,254
They're right, Barry.
520
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:30,157
And so, that dark Halloween night,
521
00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:32,026
Barry and Lainey finally saw the light.
522
00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:33,661
It's over again.
523
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:35,062
Oh, Lainey.
524
00:16:36,101 --> 00:16:37,144
It may have been Halloween,
525
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,696
but the scariest thing in our house
526
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:40,257
was what was going on between my folks.
527
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,792
Dad, thank God you're here!
528
00:16:41,892 --> 00:16:43,885
There is a major crisis
between me and Murray
529
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,789
and we need your help.
530
00:16:44,824 --> 00:16:47,325
Well, I'm 0 for 1, but
let's give it a shot.
531
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,793
Great. Which towel do you like best?
532
00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:50,494
The entire life we've
built depends on it.
533
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,796
Dammit!
534
00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:54,131
Why does everyone around
here fight over such nonsense?
535
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,399
Do I really need to be here for this?
536
00:16:55,435 --> 00:16:58,336
Yes, you need to see how a
healthy relationship works!
537
00:16:58,371 --> 00:17:00,371
Pick my towel, Daddy!
538
00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:02,940
Well, this one is the ugliest
shade of brown I've ever seen.
539
00:17:02,976 --> 00:17:05,209
And this big one looks like
the sail of a clipper ship.
540
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:07,645
- Gah! Who asked you?!
- You did!
541
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,480
Can I go back to being sad and alone?
542
00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:10,781
No.
543
00:17:10,817 --> 00:17:14,051
Adam... I'm sorry we mixed in.
544
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:15,186
The truth is,
545
00:17:15,221 --> 00:17:17,255
I talk a big game about compromise,
546
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:18,556
but deep down...
547
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,260
...I am a lady who
likes to call the shots.
548
00:17:22,295 --> 00:17:25,162
And deep down, I'm good with that.
549
00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:27,298
Really? You mean that, Mur?
550
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,233
More than anything.
551
00:17:29,269 --> 00:17:31,636
See? We do compromise...
552
00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:33,571
- just in our own way.
- I get it.
553
00:17:33,606 --> 00:17:36,674
Even if it is super unhealthy
and a terrible example.
554
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:37,742
But it works for us.
555
00:17:37,777 --> 00:17:39,143
And you and Jackie will figure out
556
00:17:39,178 --> 00:17:40,544
what works for you, too.
557
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,179
But deep in my heart, I already knew.
558
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:43,581
? Love lift us up where we belong ?
559
00:17:43,616 --> 00:17:45,316
That night, my crazy
parents made me realize
560
00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:47,918
there's no shortcuts when
it comes to relationships.
561
00:17:47,954 --> 00:17:50,655
And when it came to Jackie,
I'd do the unthinkable.
562
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,423
I'd boldly go where no "Star Wars" fan
563
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,292
had gone before.
564
00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:55,293
Oh, it's you.
565
00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:56,894
What do you want?
566
00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:59,030
Look, you know I get all flustered,
567
00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:01,332
so I'm gonna let "Star
Trek" do all the talking.
568
00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:18,416
You do know that that was
complete gibberish, right?
569
00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:19,483
I tried learning Klingon.
570
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,886
- For me?
- Yeah.
571
00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:24,889
All I'm trying to say is...
572
00:18:24,924 --> 00:18:25,956
I love you.
573
00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:27,758
I know.
574
00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:29,760
Wait, are you quoting
the Carbonite scene
575
00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:30,828
from "Empire Strikes Back"?
576
00:18:30,863 --> 00:18:32,730
I am quoting the Carbonite scene
577
00:18:32,765 --> 00:18:33,931
from "Empire Strikes Back."
578
00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,434
Okay, that's the smile 'n' echo.
579
00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:38,636
With that, me and Jackie were back.
580
00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:41,472
But for my brother,
love had no easy answer.
581
00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:43,174
Hi, Mr. Ouija.
582
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,608
I know this is asking a lot,
583
00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:46,477
but please,
584
00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:48,412
we need to know.
585
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:50,181
Will we end up together?
586
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,150
Sometimes the hardest thing about love
587
00:18:53,186 --> 00:18:56,187
is realizing no one has all the answers.
588
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,822
I was really hoping it would work.
589
00:18:57,857 --> 00:18:59,657
Us, or the Ouija?
590
00:18:59,692 --> 00:19:00,858
Both.
591
00:19:03,096 --> 00:19:05,930
I'll always love you, Barry Goldberg.
592
00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:07,298
You know that, right?
593
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:14,739
Truth is,
594
00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:17,208
there's no trick to making
a relationship perfect.
595
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,743
Looks like you got through to them.
596
00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:19,977
Well done.
597
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,279
Why do I feel so lousy?
598
00:19:22,315 --> 00:19:23,614
'Cause you were right.
599
00:19:23,649 --> 00:19:26,517
Long distance really does suck.
600
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:27,818
But it's worth it.
601
00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:29,754
At least for us.
602
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,322
And how can you be so sure?
603
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,396
Does that answer your question?
604
00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:39,463
For sure. It's totally worth it.
605
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,933
That towel takes up half the closet.
606
00:19:42,969 --> 00:19:44,468
You know what?
607
00:19:44,504 --> 00:19:45,636
I think it's growing on me.
608
00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:50,141
Sure, there will always
be bumps along the way...
609
00:19:50,176 --> 00:19:52,376
...but when you find
that perfect person...
610
00:19:52,412 --> 00:19:54,445
there's nothing better in the universe.
611
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,415
Adam: Admit it. You like
"Star Wars" a little.
612
00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:58,849
These buns are kind of growing on me.
613
00:20:01,888 --> 00:20:11,862
_
614
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,905
Okay, we've been through this a lot.
615
00:20:20,142 --> 00:20:22,401
I just... I want you to
relax, just be in the moment,
616
00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:23,837
and for the love of God,
617
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,598
act like you've been there.
618
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:26,733
Which I have.
619
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,234
So, it's so strange
that I keep acting like
620
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,302
I have yet to be there.
621
00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:31,004
Bad start. Here we go.
622
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:35,809
That's an A+.
623
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:37,277
4.0 GPA!
624
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:38,778
Hittin' the books, makin' the grades!
625
00:20:40,148 --> 00:20:41,181
That is some quality craftsmanship.
626
00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:42,348
Hand sewn!
627
00:20:42,384 --> 00:20:43,716
Rich Corinthian leather!
628
00:20:44,186 --> 00:20:45,351
Great stuff, fine work.
629
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:46,586
Not work, play.
630
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:49,022
All work and no play
makes Adam a dull boy.
631
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,091
Hello, Nurse!
632
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,927
The doctor's in!
633
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,662
Your prescription's ready!
634
00:20:55,697 --> 00:20:56,696
You know what?
635
00:20:56,731 --> 00:21:01,291
- Let's just pick this back up tomorrow?
- That seems reasonable.
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