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Uncle Wong, Aunt, you are late.

Uncle Wong, you are too late.

We are here anyway.

Thanks for coming, inside please.

Have a seat...

Ah Chong Coming,

Thanks, Uncle Wong, Aunt.

Have tea please...

Have a seat.

Kam Fa, Uncle Chow, this way please.

Uncle chow, it must have cost you a lot.

Not too much...

Old dad Sung...

Master Sung.

What's holding you up.

Some minor business.

Uncle Sung, you are late.

What's this?

This is pair of gold and silver wine pots from my family.

It can increase your strength if you drink the wine.

Really!

Yes, but keep it away from your teacher to-day.

Why?

Because it's his birthday, and he's been drinking too much.

We have to hide it.

Hide it up.

Ah Chong, where should we put it.

I have no idea, Sis.

Let see...

We can hide it behind the Niche, Master won't find it.

Good.

Pretty good.

It's done... Done.

Don't let your master find it.

Don't worry.

Where's your master?

I don't know, where's master?

I don't know neither!

Go find him, everybody's waiting.

Come, this way please, good...

Master,

Is it funny,

Yes, play it again, master!

Master...

Master, guests are all here waiting to celebrate your birthday.

Celebrate my birthday! Good, it's for, and you, and you.

Thank you.

Here's one for you too...

Thank you master.

Please,

Please...

You didn't bring birthday gift.

I wanted to come with valuable-gift, so I try my luck.

But it's not my day?

How are we gonna to find a gift.

That's all right, we send it some other time.

Master, you are back.

Thank you...

It's my pleasure.... Thank you...

Thanks for coming, I'm appreciate,

He's strong at his age!

Hitting the bamboo rods, the nut pays his greeting.

The big hall is full of glad rags, and a big balloon.

Place is packed with heroes.

Sitting in the center is a tiny, short, fat old dad.

But this tiny old dad has a big repuation.

Don't think he's a nut.

If you feel his fist, it's hard like a rock.

Who dares to punch him in the nose.

He can punch you like a rolling stone,

Be patient, I still have something to walk about.

Heroes and gentlemen,

The master has something unique.

It's some Kung-fu called Drunken fist.

It's not easy to learn.

Start from the steps, then fists and rolling technique.

It takes at least 30 years to learn it.

The pot in the left hand, and a cup at the other hand.

Just like a crazy drunk.

Don't think he's drunk.

He move to the right if you hit him on the left.

You hit in the front, you find him at your back.

He can turn you around like a fool.

The whole body is like a sponge.

Make you don't know where to go.

And make a fool out of you.

He makes you extremly angry.

All right, save your breathe, I'll get you some noodle.

Master, I want some birthday noodle,

each by each,slice by slice

Float in the pan,float in the bowl.

Looks nice, taste good.

Noodle, fish, vegetables and eggs.

But don't forget onion.

Happy like angel, the more I said,the more I want

I am going to the kitchen to have some noodle.

Everybody go to the back to have some noodle please.

Wait.........

It's such a big day, would you like to demonstrate your Drunken Fish.

Show it to your friends.

All right...I'll do,

but I have to change into something comfortable.

Let me go change first.

Fine.......

Practise Kung Fu, physically and mentally.

Get in.

Come and practice.

The eggs are expanisve, I want you to cruch it.

Not, to break it, got it, continue.

Yes, master.

Sister.

Hold it.

O.K, be careful.

It's no fun.

Hold it.

Don't bite, practice good.

Almost, listen carefully.

The book says it good, stand still and stay long.

Strength comes from the heart, got it clear.

Lazy guy.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Be careful... Cover me.

Hurry up... Don't be irrational.

Soup balls.

Broth Kie.

Old dad, how's the weather today.

Good! But only for you not me.

Don't worry, win or lose.

Why don't you loan me some money.

Forget it old dad, it's not your day, come some other time.

Take this.

Good......

The entrance is over there.

Brother Kie, come to night.

I will, I will.

This way, this way,

Bet...Bet...

Hurry, make your bet.

Get out of my way, I bet... Hurry...

That's it......

Kirr.

It's on...

Ready, deal.

Win.......

Bet.......

Dealer wins.

7, 8

Crook, no wonder I lost.

Give my money back.

Go.

Get him.

After him.

Go.

Excuse me please.

Couldn't you see.

You bastard.

Get out of the way, if you can't get him, we'll get you.

Let's go.

Disappear,where did he do.

So strange, where did he go.

Let's go.

You bastard, you do have guts.

How do you think I can hang around this area.

God dammit, he comes for us.

Get him! Hold it

Hold it, Ah Chong.

Brother chi-wai, it's you.

What's going on.

I accidentally ran into these guys.

When I was getting the soup bowls.

I just bump into these guys everywhere.

He kicks me when I turn aroud,

and throw's me over.

Where's my soup bowl.

What fun.

Ah Chong, go back to your business.

I'm sorry.

How much do you want, my friend.

300 dollars.

300 dollars, it is not worth that much.

It has to be that much.

What do you think, boss.

What do you want.

Is this a pawnshop? What can I do in a pawn shop.

He wants to pawn his worn-out shoes,

and he want's 300 dollars for it.

I want to pawn my shoes.

No.

What is it.

Take it easy.

Unless he give's me 300 hundred dollars.

Everything will be all right if you nod three times.

No problem, I nod.

What do you want, old bastard.

You just wait and see, old bastard.

Master, what kind of Kung-fu was that.

Look like it's the very famous.

Grasshopper style Bill Chan.

Bill Chan?

Ten years ago,you uncle had some misunderstanding with him.

I fought with him before,

he was using the Northern Grasshopper.

Who are you?

Brother.

Are you checking the stocks?

It's you!

Cougar, what's happened?

Nothing!

Nothing, did you sell the goods?

It's all sold out,

The money?

What has happened?

Something did happen..

What?

I was robbed.

Who did it?

It's.......

You are telling a lie.

Don't get mad,boss.

Get out, it's none of your business, yes.

Did you tell my name.

Yes, I did, but they don't care.

Who stole my money.

It's a long haired guy, with a red face and a red nose,

and about 60 years old.

Master Soo,

It must be him.

Who? Who's him?

You don't know.

Brother, we won't make much from this business.

It's more easy to make money over at the other place.

If I were you,I would have become a millionaire long time ago.

I am telling the truth.

Really.

Believe me,i won't lie to you. If I do, you'll be punished.

I said it wrong.

Tell me, how was it.

You can eat all the delicious food in the world.

You can meet all the beautiful girls.

Comes to my part, the best is...da...da...da.

What is da..do..do.

It's Pai Kau!

How you said it yourself,

da...da...da, and you lost all my money.

No, I didn't. I'll be punished if I did.

What?

Not punish you, me I said.

I can check it out.

What else about the place.

There is a book barn,and a beautiful girl.

She's the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Good...

Very good.

All right!

It's nice, Kam Fa!

Kam Fa, the little moster is dining with us tonight.

I'm sorry, I don't want to go.

I think you better go, Kam Fa.

Right, let's go!

Chi-wai.

Sorry.

I mean it.

I don't like him,

What? Do you know what you talking.

If my master knows it,

You won't be saying the same thing.

Is master Soo here!

Master Soo is here, we'll try it some other time?

Uncle Yeung, my marriate propasal, it all depends on you,

If you can forget all the debts I own you,

then you'll definitely be my future son-in-law.

You have nothing to lose anyway.

I'll take master home, come tomorrow,

all right.

Come on, master, let me take you home.

Watch out.

This way... This way please...please...

Pretty good.

He is a playboy.

You are very good, boss.

Good, very good.

Boss, can you give more.

Don't be afraid, it's all right...go...

Just a kiss, it won't hurt.

Dame whore, shit.

Darling.

Don't be scared... don't be afraid.

My god, hold little master up.

Little master... are you all right?

I'm all right, you all get lost.

You.

Me.

You are sitting on my clothes.

I didn't sit on you.

What are you trying to do?

I'm no fool.

Girl.

You are Quite strong!

Go to hell!

My foot.

Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, get up.

What is this?

Follow me.

Come on down, quick.

I am scared.

You still alive?

You go to hell.

Come here.

You...go to hell.

I tell you, I won't be dead so soon.

You go to hell.

You go to hell. I want......

That's funny.

Be careful, Master.

I better carry you home.

So heavy.

Are you all right?

I'm all right, but your kung-fu steps should have more practice.

It's because you did't work hard enough.

From tomorrow on, you have to practice the steps?

Master.

Chi-wai, I told you to kick the coconuts not the bamboo.

Yes.

This is fine, do the three kicks.

Yes.

You want more.

Not enough, I want more.

You think a guy like him can make a living here.

It's a different,

right, Thank you...

Thank you...

It's a nice place.

Very good.

See, I didn't lie.

Cougar, let's try our luck.

No, don't go.

Why?

This place is sinful.

But you said making money is easy in here.

You can't get rich from here.

Caugar, it's not that easy to make a living here.

We both are outsiders, you know?

I know, but I'm not interest in gambling.

You don't like gambling!

Of course.

Caugar, I go inside to bet for a while

Dealer lose...

Bet...

Bet... dealer win.

Dealer is eight and nine.

Second hand wins...

These two hands lost.

Bet...

He's lucky.

Dealer wins two and lose one.

Switch the dealer, come...switch the dealer.

Brother, we have won, it's enough.

Wait, I don't want to go yet.

Master, I need to piss.

Are you scared.

Brother...

Cougar, why are you still here.

It's not that he doesn't like gambling, just he fights when he loses,

Watch what you said, you have got no proof.

I do have proof, ask him.

Beat him.

Brother, don't hit him too hard.

You are good, we can make friends.

We can be friends, but you have to listen,

to me, all right?

I agree.

Listen carefully,

Brother, Brother.

What is it?

Nice chick?

Pretty good.

Her father promised to let her marry me.

Congratulation's. After I finish my work.

I'll put on a luxurious wedding for you.

Thank you, brother.

Kam Fa, come meet my friends.

He is my brother

How are you?

This is my brother Caugar.

Kam Fa, you must dine with me to night

I'm sorry, I'll not go.

Kam Fa, you better be careful for what you have said.

If you don't come with me.

What? So what?

Kam Fa, behave yourself?

I don't wanna go.

Go, just this time.

You can go if you want to.

Madam Yeung.

I apologize for what they have done.

It's all right... It's all right...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Your daughter is very beautiful and intelligent.

Thank you, Thank you.

Kam Fa. Master.

It's hasn't started yet!

This way please.

Who is this fellow?

He is the famous Beggar Soo.

Beggar Soo.

I was looking for him all around.

How do you do Master Soo?

Who are you?

Do you remember, I'm Bill Chan.

I'm sorry, I can't remember.

You do remember.

Master, he is Bill Chan.

Ah Kie.

Brother.

I wanna buy this place, where is your boss.

I'll go get him.

Beggar Soo, now you know how good I am.

I have to take over this place.

I'll make you to be left all alone, with no family.

Brother, Uncle Kau is here.

Are you the boss?

Yes... What can I do for you.

Ah Kie, tell him what I want.

My brother will take over this place from tomorrow on.

No.

Why not, he is the new boss of my casino.

No.

You can't say no.

Come on...get the ribbon!

You can change hand!

Are you all right...Master?

I'm all right, I want you to know that.

Your hands must be fast.

I know.

Welcome.

Have tea.

You think it's wine?

Are you by yourself!

How many do you think?

Two including me.

Kam Fa.

Have some tea, don't be mad.

OK.

It's all right...

I'm terribly sorry.

What would you like to have?

Let me!

How could it be! I'm sorry.

Coming,

I'll get it for you,

I'm coming.

I can't help you.

Your kung fu is good, you must help me.

Fist can't solve the problem.

It's difficult

What can we do?

Master, tell me what to do?

Uncle.

You're back.

Good, you can ask my master to help.

What is the matter.

I thought it would be alright.

But Kie wants me to give up the place.

How can it be?

It's Ah Kie's evil doing.

Right, what can we do?

Where is Ah kie now?

I'm here.

Master Soo, be careful.

Master Chan, Why you come here?

Ah Kie, who hurt you?

Tell me staight.

Come on.

They did.

Come over here you two.

Who hurt him?

Master, is me.

No, is me.

Who? Who's him?

Is me, master.

Why did you do that.

Because he teased Kam Fa.

He needed a lesson.

Chi-Wai, Master.

Bow and say sorry to Master Chan, Quick.

Go on.

You think That would be alright?

Give him to me, let me teach him a lesson.

Master, I'm responsible.

I'll leave it to you.

Good.

Chi-Wai.

The whole thing started with me, punish me then.

Kim Fa, stand aside.

Master Soo, you leave your students outside to make trouble.

Make excuse's when thing's goes wrong.

You better give over your students.

Otherwise, I'll not tolerate any more.

Master Chan, this is a law-abidding country.

The master has the right to teach the students, Come over here.

Master.

Kim Fa, it's none of your business.

Master Chan, please.

You idiot, how can you... Go to hell!

Master...

Master Chan, now you must be satisfied.

Master Soo,you're really something, let's go.

What is the matter Kim Fa?

Who beat you up?

Don't ask, you take care of him, I'll get the medicine.

How do you feel!

How is the wound?

You go and see him, I'll get the medicine.

Chi-Wai, how are you?

Good, I'll survive.

You must be mad at the master.

You're not my master.

Kim Fa.

You would rather hurt your student so not to to make trouble with other's.

I would not like to take such a drunken man as my master.

Kim Fa, don't cry, I don't blame you.

You don't know how I feel.

I don't want your brother to die so young.

So I hurt him.

Master.

I fell painful.

Much more painful than you.

Sorry, master.

Please forgive me.

Get up, it's alright.

Bring the medicine to your brother, hurry up.

I, Bill Chan always honor my words

Me and Master Soo, are friend's for many years, how can I...?

Are you saying that you're...

Don't say that I don't mean that.

It's alright.

Rent the place to me,it's good for you.

You want me to kick out Master Soo, it's difficult.

Do not make thing's difficult.

Master Soo, don't blame me.

No, I won't

That means you have promised me.

Yes.

Alright then, when are you moving, tell me.

I will.

Good, thanks Master Soo.

Take it easy.

Congratuate big brother.

It's all your's.

That's my brother's business.

I've done the job for you.

But you haven't done it for me.

Don't worry, leave it to me.

You hear! My brother has promised you.

Hold it.

Oh!

Give it back.

OK. Come, it's here.

It's here.. It's here.

Give it back to me.

Alright, I will.

Thanks.

Your Kung fu is no good.

Master.

What is the matter?

Master grasps my jabe.

Here.

Go and get it back, OK.

Here it is.

Master, the wine is coming.

Where did you get it.

You can go back now.

Father in law, you can take the gift.

No.

Two golden braclets, four golden chains, what about....

No, no.

We're good friend, easy with things, besides,

these are your I.O.U...

And from now on...

What about!

Forget it old dad, it's not your day, come some other time.

Are you satisfied? Father in law.

Sure...

Decide a good day for the marriage day.

Good, then you make the choice.

It's a deal.

It's a deal.

I'll leave first, Good.

Father.

How could you fix my marriage without my consent.

Kim Fa, you're at the age...

Beside this matter...

They've money and power, what's wrong?

You're afraid of his power.

Right,I love his money and am afraid of his power, so what?

Your drunken Master is not afraid of him.

If not, why is he staying in the hut all day.

So not to see people.

I wouldn't promise.

You will ruin sister's life

This is my family's business,get the hell out of here.

Get out!

Sister

Get out.

Go on.

Kim Fa, please think about me.

You must think carefully.

Bill, big brother?

Tell me, why do you have to look for him?

Is none of your business.

What is the matter?

Is my most important thing to decide.

Bill, enjoy yourself.

Of course, I'll get drunk definitely.

Bill, you're really something.

But, I think....

Bill, you...

I'm saying nothing is definite.

Don't worry, they've accepted the gifts.

I don't think so, without registration yet.

You're not really the bridegroom.

Why is that? I trust Kim Fa.

You trust Kim Fa, but I don't trust his father.

His father has accpepted my gifts.

You better prepare...

There might be something happening...

I don't think so.

The old saying,there is always a chance, brother.

I've not drunk such a good wine.

I've to keep it, to enjoy slowly.

I'll not give you such good wine anymore.

Why?

Because it's expansive.

Why.

Tell me.

I can't.

I don't feel easy, if you don't tell me.

If she tells you, you'll feel even uneasy.

That's serious, why?

The wine is the gift for the sister's wedding.

Wedding drink.

Who is the guy?

Bill Chan, the one who occupied our place.

This wine is the gift.

God damn it, this is Bill's wine.

Yes.

Brother Kie, my son in-law.

Shut up.

Brother Kie, you...

I came to find you.

Yours is mince, what about it

You old fox, you accepted my gift.

But marry Kim Fa to Bill,

Your calculation is good,

but, you've made a mistake.

How can it be?

How could I do such a silly thing?

You're accepted my terms.

I can show you.

Take a look yourself.

Right, brother Kie.

Look.

Come!

Hold it, my son in-law.

Hold it, damn it.

Uncle Yeung.

Chi-Wai it's yours, hurry up.

Come.

Terrible.

Now you know...

I want to take away your life.

Leave.

How are you?

I want to drink wine.

What can we do?

Hide yourself in the wood.

Sister.

That man is terrific,go and get the wine for the master.

Good.

Kim Fa.

Brother.

Wine!

These are the gold and silver jugs.

My family's treasure, drink the wine inside.

Coming,

Give me the wine.

Alright.

How come no wine.

The Kung fu is good.

So it's you who stole my wine.

A rolling flute blower.

Throw it.

Ah chong. Trees over trees.

Drunken fist.

It's no use.

It's not drunken fist.

No matter what, it's no use.

Sis, are you alright.

You alright,

I want you die.

Don't fight, I want....

You want to get killed?

It's comfortable.

Ah Chong, you alright.

I'm alright.

What is this?

Flour for the soup balls.

Rolling kicks.

Kim Fa, finally we settled it with him.

Ah Chong.

Ah Chong's gone.

Ah Chong...

Master Too little wine...

Ah Chong's gone.

Where's Chong?

How would I know?

Ah Chong.

Master, Ah Chong...!

Easy, he's alive.

You played it damn good.

The wine is rather strong.

You learnt nothing from me but drinking.

Damn you, Chong.

Brother, give him a lesson.

How dare you?

Played us a trick. Get up.