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Michael?
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Michael?
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I'm in the shower, mom.
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You ready for brunch?
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Not unless the restaurant has
an extremely loose dress code.
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Mind waiting for me
in the living room?
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Not at all.
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You don't still make those
silly shampoo horns, do ya?
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No.
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You know, since your father and I
haven't been married in a long time,
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I'm gonna move his picture a
little bit further away from mine.
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Do whatever you want, mom.
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I have double prints
of everything.
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I can't tell you how much fun
I'm having on this trip.
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I can't tell you how much fun
it's been having you here.
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Hi!
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Mom!
When you were little,
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you used to prance around naked in
front of me and beg me to dance.
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O.k. You know what?
Every psychiatrist in the city
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just bolted
right up out of bed.
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Less is more.
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James, I think it's great
that you're from Wisconsin.
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But in your speeches,
less references to milking.
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Paul, less telling the press,
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"that sounds like
something I should know. "
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And, Stuart. Less...
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Just less.
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I am sorry I'm late.
They set up metal detectors out there.
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I mean, I'm used to being frisked, but
usually it's by a stranger on the subway.
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I love the subway.
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Sometimes in a crowded car,
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if you position
yourself just right,
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when the train lurches-
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less, Stuart.
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Why the increased security?
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Every government building in new
York city is beefing up security.
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See, that sounds like
something I should know.
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Of course you should.
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The press has been milking this
like a prize-winning guernsey.
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Does no one here
pay any attention to me?
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Hi.
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Hey, ms. Flaherty.
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I found this gun lying
in the hallway.
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Yeah. That's part
of a new program.
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We're handing one out to every
kid who turns in a textbook.
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Hey, Stacey. You want
to send Hank in here?
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Go easy on Hank. He's old, but
he's still a good security guard.
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Is it o. k.
To wake him?
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Just whisper,
"the donuts are here. "
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I'm watching you guys run
a city. This is very exciting.
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Yeah, sometimes
I have to pinch myself.
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All right, mommy. Right here
in the big chair. Come on.
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Here we go. O.k. Let's do it
like we practiced this morning.
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O.k.
All right.
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O.k. Who has the first
order of business?
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James.
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What was Mike like as a boy?
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Very much as he is right now.
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'Course, in the sandbox,
he didn't wear a suit.
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Slacks and a tie.
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O.k., James,
let's practice our esp.
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Do I want you to ask questions
about what I was like as a boy,
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or do I want you
to concentrate on city business?
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- City business.
- Ah!
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That's uncanny.
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Michael, don't be mean.
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Hey, mom, can I have
a sidebar, please?
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I'm not undermining
your authority.
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O.k. Do you not understand
the concept of a sidebar?
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Yes, mr. Flaherty.
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Oh, Hank. Hey, are you
missing something?
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Shooter!
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Relax, big fella.
Here you go.
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And should this ever
happen for real,
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that's the wrong guy
to jump in front of.
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You don't think going on a
blind date is too desperate?
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No. No.
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A little.
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I'd do it, too, if only
my pride would let me.
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It's only lunch, and my friend said that
he's in the entertainment business.
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He's got to be at least interesting.
What's the worst that could happen?
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hello, Nikki!
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This is Steve,
and I'm mr. Bungle.
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Shake!
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Mike, did you hear
that the mayor of Miami
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finally made good
on our playoff bet?
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I have waiting for me
back at the mansion
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a 100-pound crate
of alligator steaks.
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Well, you pace yourself, sir.
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Uh, can I ask you a question?
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Tastes like chicken, Mike.
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Actually, I was wondering
if you were free for lunch.
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Um... janelle?
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Am I free... for lunch?
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Your schedule's wide open,
mr. Mayor.
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Janelle, the ear tug
followed by the nose indicator
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means "get me out of this!"
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I'm sorry, sir, but you keep
changing the signals. Well, I...
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Sir? Before you have janelle bunt...
Yeah.
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I just-I had to cancel
with my mom today,
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and I was just hoping you'd be
free to take her out to lunch.
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Lunch with Macy.
Well, I'd love to.
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Great. Hey, ma?
Good news.
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The mayor has volunteered
to take you to lunch.
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Oh, great.
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Hi, Macy.
Hi.
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Of course, you could
still eat with me.
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I'm eating with the principal
of p. s. 205.
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Well, what are they serving?
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What is it, Wednesday?
Beanies and weenies.
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Can you beat that?
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You like gator?
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I'll make it up to you tonight, mom.
O.k., baby.
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You know, it's amazing
how well you two get along.
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You know, if you have
pictures of a boy
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playing dress-up
in his mom's closet,
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you can pretty much get him
to do anything you want.
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I learned that
my first year as an assemblyman.
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Well, come on.
Taxpayers' treat.
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Besides, it'll be nice
to have a lunch
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that has nothing
to do with business.
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Actually, I was hoping
we could talk about
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integrating my company's software
into your school system.
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Wonderful.
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I wish they would hurry up.
Mike's got a conference call in 3 minutes.
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I really have to be at my desk!
You should make it no problem.
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unless someone planted
a letter opener on you.
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don't you have something
better to do?
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Mmm... no.
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Look. I'm sorry.
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You should make your
conference call, no problem.
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you wanna hurry it up?
Some of us have work to do!
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I don't have time for this!
Talk to him, o. k.?
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Hey, I've never seen
her before in my life.
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You know, she looks dangerous.
What can I do?
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Your job, man.
For God sakes, stop her!
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I said freeze!
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Hank...
You're an animal.
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I cannot believe
he actually fired his gun.
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I heard some poor guy standing
near the Candy machines got hit.
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When I bite into
a York peppermint Patty,
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I get shot.
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Hey, Paulie.
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I heard you were wounded
defending the snack machine.
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I'm sorry, Mike. You're gonna have to
direct your jibe into my good ear.
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He said he heard you were
wounded- I heard him!
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I just had the best lunch date.
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Oh, that's right!
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I heard you're dating
a ventriloquist. Score!
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You know, when I was a boy...
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I made a small foray
into the world of ventriloquism.
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Why'd you give it up?
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who says he did?
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what? Who said that?
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I believe it was
the great paulo,
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ventriloquist and dummy in one.
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Hey, Hank.
What you doing?
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Clearing out my locker.
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They fired me.
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Why'd they fire you?
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I shot Paul.
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Why'd they fire you?
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This is so sad.
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Yeah. Poor Hank.
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The man shot me in the head!
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Oh, stop being so dramatic.
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Returning your mom,
safe and sound.
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Same condition
you gave her to me.
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Really? What's this, uh- what's
this stain on her blouse?
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Told you he'd notice.
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It's drawn butter. We went for
seafood. We had the best time.
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Good. Normally the mayor
embarrasses everybody
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by complaining that his twin
lobsters look nothing alike.
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He did that.
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And she laughed.
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The first time.
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Well, I'd better
get back to work.
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Thank you for lunch.
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Honey, the mayor
has agreed-
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hey, mom, are you walking
around new York city in this?
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It's cold out there. You'll freeze
if you don't button that coat up.
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Wanna pin
my mittens to me, too?
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If I gave you mittens, you
would just trade them for Candy.
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The mayor has agreed
to buy my software
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and put it in all
the grade schools.
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Mom, slow down. O.k.?
It's not that easy.
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We're talking
taxpayer money here.
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We gotta talk to other
companies, take other bids...
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Really?
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Nah, you're my mom.
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Aw!
I'm so proud of you.
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Thank you, honey. I couldn't
have done it without you.
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You know, when your
father ran off- mom, I-
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I'm not bashing. O.k.?
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I'm just saying that when he
left me a Shell of a woman...
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It was you who helped me
pick up the pieces.
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You signed me up
for those computer classes.
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It was you who argued with the teacher
when he wanted to give me a "b. "
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Hey, we both know we wrote
an "a" paper. Yeah.
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You were so funny tonight.
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Well, thank you.
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Thank you.
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You know what I just realized?
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Between the show
and the party afterwards
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and the ride home,
you have had mr. Bungle
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on your arm the entire night.
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Why don't I just go ahead,
and I'll take him off.
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watch-watch your hands.
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So...
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I really liked the comedy club.
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What does it feel like having
all those people laughing?
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Good.
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Well, I just loved it.
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Well, here I am
just yammering on.
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You must be tired.
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Not really.
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So, you know what?
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It's late... um...
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I should-I should
probably just get going.
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wait.
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Nikki...
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You have to understand that
sometimes it's hard for...
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Steve...
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To find the words,
but he'd like you to know
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that he had
a wonderful time tonight.
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Really?
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In fact, he's never
met anyone like you.
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And if he could just get his
heart to stop beating so fast,
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he...
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Might be able to tell you...
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Himself.
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Oh...
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Steve.
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All right!
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O.k. We feel real bad
about getting you fired.
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What about the man
who told me to stop you?
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Who, Stuart?
He has trouble accessing his guilt.
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It always comes out
as laughter.
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But we're not gonna
leave you hanging.
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Maybe we can help you
get another city job.
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What are some
of your interests?
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I like sitting.
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And shooting people.
Maybe you could be a sniper!
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Would you stop it?
He's a sweet old man.
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I mean, he's somebody's
grandfather.
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- Great-grandfather.
- Oh, good for you.
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He's adorable.
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He's the devil!
You're the devil!
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Stop it! I can't take-
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hey. This is
a comfortable chair.
251
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So, where are you from?
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Wisconsin.
253
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,941
- I'm sorry?
- Wisconsin.
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I heard you.
I'm just sorry.
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00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,147
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,682
Jeez, Nikki, uh...
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00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,785
We got a kid's birthday party
to go up to uptown.
258
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,687
I'll see you around 7:00.
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00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,956
O.k. Bye.
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00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,328
Don't do it, don't do it.
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00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,530
Bye, Nikki!
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00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,505
Hey, Nikki.
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00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,308
Is one of those guys
your boyfriend?
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00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,880
I happen to like him, o. k.?
He's funny, he's talented,
265
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,816
and I have it on good authority
he is making 6 figures.
266
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,819
Yeah, but don't forget.
He's splitting that 2 ways.
267
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,288
Did anyone here see my mother?
268
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,391
Wow. I know about a hundred jokes
that start with that question.
269
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,594
I thought you were
looking a little panicky.
270
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,530
Did you lose your mommy?
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00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,532
All right, easy to make fun.
272
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,234
My mom and I enjoy spending
time together. O.k.?
273
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,904
We don't have a lot of
issues like other families.
274
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,441
A family without issues. I've heard of that.
They're called strangers.
275
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,610
We get along, o. k.?
She-she's a great date.
276
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:42,448
In fact, if she were younger
and not my mother-
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00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,417
oh, yeah. No issues.
278
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,886
I'll prove to you how
healthy our relationship is.
279
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:51,156
I will give her the option
of spending the evening alone.
280
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,860
She'll laugh at the notion, and we'll
share a mother-son hug in your face.
281
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,197
Hey, mom, how'd you like to spend
the evening alone, without me?
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00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,332
O.k.
283
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,201
You don't have to.
Oh, no.
284
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,737
There's some things
that I need to take care of,
285
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:08,073
but I didn't want to hurt your
feelings, so this'll be perfect.
286
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,544
Have fun.
287
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,046
O.k., honey. Bye-bye.
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00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,018
I'm sorry.
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00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,226
# memories #
290
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:32,064
# light the corners
of my mind #
291
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:40,239
# misty water-color
memories #
292
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:45,778
# of the way we were... #
293
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,486
I'm sorry to bother you
this late, Mike, but-
294
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,623
oh, you rented
the way we were!
295
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,061
I love barbra streisand.
296
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:06,231
No, I, uh... I fell asleep
watching true grit.
297
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,501
It must have switched over.
298
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,270
So this isn't a tape?
299
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,771
No.
300
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,640
Then why is it paused?
301
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,511
What do you want, Carter?
302
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,247
Oh, uh, bad news.
303
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,483
Jason Lane,
the a. p. I. Reporter,
304
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,386
has this picture
of the mayor in a hotel lobby
305
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:31,523
giving $100 to...
A known prostitute.
306
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:36,095
If it wasn't for the halter top, we
could've said she was a bellman.
307
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,230
Bellmen never keep
their tips there.
308
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,466
Why didn't you just
call me with this?
309
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,402
I didn't wanna talk about it with Jason.
He's in my apartment.
310
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:48,407
What is Jason Lane doing in your apartment
at 1:30 in the... morning? Never mind.
311
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,212
All right.
Let's rally the troops.
312
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,547
Oh, and, Mike?
313
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,084
You never have to be
ashamed of loving barbra.
314
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,488
Not with me.
315
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:12,231
Sorry to just drop by like this,
but you and I have to talk.
316
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,400
O.k.
No, wait, Steve.
317
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,902
Th-this is what
I wanted to talk about.
318
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,838
I- I just...
Think that it's time
319
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,475
that we just took mr. Bungle...
320
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,111
Out of the relationship.
321
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,614
I mean, don't get me wrong.
322
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:31,984
What the 3 of us had
was very special...
323
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,920
But it's you that I like.
324
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:38,323
Everything that dummy
thinks and says comes from you.
325
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,061
I know, but it's...
Very hard for me to...
326
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,497
Let's-let's just sit.
327
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,301
And-and-and if anything
pops into your head
328
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,737
that mr. Bungle might say,
329
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,773
you'll just
say it yourself. O.k.?
330
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,442
O.k.
331
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,344
Great.
332
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,016
Here we go.
333
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:13,025
let me out.
334
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,166
There are 2 things I want
to be doing after midnight,
335
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,168
and this isn't either of them.
336
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,338
So, did this emergency
get everyone out of bed?
337
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,508
No. I was at a club
having a good time.
338
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,446
what?
339
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,815
Are you having this dream, too?
340
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,852
No!
341
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,126
Nice headgear.
342
00:18:49,029 --> 00:18:51,030
hey, Stuart?
343
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,101
Nothing you say...
344
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,337
Can be worse than the...
345
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,774
Shellacking...
346
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,410
I received
on the bus over here.
347
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,081
Um, James?
Do us all a favor.
348
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,284
Stay away from words
that start with "s. "
349
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,387
O.k., people,
here is our problem.
350
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:19,158
The mayor was caught handing
money to a known prostitute.
351
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,060
And?
352
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:26,732
Someone explain to Stacey how
things work outside of Brooklyn.
353
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,170
All right.
You wanna pass that picture around?
354
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,405
Now, what we need
to do is-
355
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,908
stu, you wanna
keep that moving?
356
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,143
Oh. Sorry, Mike.
357
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,048
O.k.
What we need to do
358
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,984
is find her and the mayor
before the press does.
359
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,887
Oh. We used to play
a game like this at camp.
360
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,959
Well, I'll tell
you what, camper...
361
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,563
You find 'em, and it's
s'mores back in my cabin.
362
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,668
O.k. You guys-
upper East side.
363
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:04,670
Upper West side.
Carter-
364
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:07,373
I know, Mike. The village.
365
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,708
What should I do, Mike?
366
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,077
Why don't you see if you can...
367
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,913
Pick up whatever they're
saying on the radio.
368
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,954
I don't see what's funny
about having an overbite.
369
00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:24,023
Well, you're the only one.
370
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,928
Hey, ma, open up. It's me.
371
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,932
Honey, you look awful.
372
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,636
Ah, sympathy from my mother.
Just what I was looking for.
373
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,571
You cannot believe
what I've been through.
374
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:43,509
I just spent the whole night scouring
the city searching for the mayor.
375
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,844
Hey, is that breakfast?
376
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,352
Oh, good.
377
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,522
There he is.
378
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,131
Hey, Hank. How's
the job search going?
379
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:08,200
City has nothing for me.
380
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,835
Oh, I'm so sorry.
381
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:12,905
Yeah... that's too bad.
382
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,676
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
383
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,878
Don't be a stranger.
384
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,948
Actually, I found something
that pays me better.
385
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:24,950
You lost me my job.
386
00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:28,220
My lawyer says I have
an open-and-shut case.
387
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,289
See you in court, Sonny.
388
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,760
Wait a minute.
389
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,731
I'm being sued...
390
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,700
For getting shot in the head?
391
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,870
God bless America.
392
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,174
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
393
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,145
moo.
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