Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:36,380 --> 00:00:38,904
This man is worth 500 dollars.
2
00:00:39,542 --> 00:00:41,756
And this man's going to collect.
3
00:00:42,082 --> 00:00:45,153
He's Jake Cahill
and he lives by
4
00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,439
Bounty Law.
5
00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:49,266
You don't ever bring men
alive, now do you, Jake?
6
00:00:49,322 --> 00:00:51,504
Not when there's three
of them and one of me.
7
00:00:57,027 --> 00:00:58,837
What are you lookin' at,
bounty killer?
8
00:00:58,877 --> 00:01:01,965
Lookin' at an ugly owl hoot
'bout to get his jaw busted.
9
00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,440
Amateurs try and
take men in alive.
10
00:01:07,747 --> 00:01:09,255
Amateurs usually don't make it.
11
00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:12,242
Whether you're dead or alive,
you're just a dollar sign to
12
00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:15,053
Jake Cahill on
Bounty Law.
13
00:01:15,123 --> 00:01:18,294
Thursdays at 8:30.
Only on NBC.
14
00:01:22,161 --> 00:01:23,241
Hello, everybody!
15
00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,327
This is Allen Kincaid on
the set of the exciting hit
16
00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:28,098
NBC and Screen Gems
television series
17
00:01:28,123 --> 00:01:29,214
Bounty Law.
18
00:01:29,239 --> 00:01:31,034
Now, if you think
you're seeing double,
19
00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:32,567
don't adjust your
television sets
20
00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,592
because, well,
in a way, you are.
21
00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:36,695
To my right is
Bounty Law series lead
22
00:01:36,728 --> 00:01:39,139
and Jake Cahill himself,
Rick Dalton.
23
00:01:39,185 --> 00:01:41,796
And to my left is Rick's
stunt double, Cliff Booth.
24
00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:43,149
Welcome, gentlemen and
25
00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:44,705
thanks for taking the
time to visit with us.
26
00:01:44,769 --> 00:01:46,245
Well, it's our pleasure, Al.
27
00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,193
So, Rick, uh, explain
to the audience
28
00:01:48,218 --> 00:01:50,741
exactly what it is
a stunt double does.
29
00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:52,592
Well...
30
00:01:52,925 --> 00:01:56,425
Actors are required to do
a lot of dangerous stuff.
31
00:01:56,619 --> 00:01:59,095
Say, Jake Cahill gets
shot off a horse...
32
00:01:59,277 --> 00:02:01,689
Now, can I fall off a horse?
33
00:02:01,736 --> 00:02:04,205
Yes, I can, yes, I have.
34
00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,266
Let's say I fall off
wrong and I
35
00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:12,847
and I sprain my wrist or I-
or I twist my ankle, now...
36
00:02:12,907 --> 00:02:15,208
that can put an undue
burden on production
37
00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,772
'cause now maybe I
can't work for a week.
38
00:02:17,841 --> 00:02:20,539
So, Cliff here is meant
to help carry the load.
39
00:02:20,589 --> 00:02:22,748
Is that, uh, how you
describe your job, Cliff?
40
00:02:22,891 --> 00:02:24,510
What, carrying his load?
41
00:02:25,043 --> 00:02:26,424
Yeah, that's about right.
42
00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:32,787
Join me next week on the set
of The Dick Van Dyke Show
43
00:02:32,812 --> 00:02:34,560
where I'll be talking
to those comical cut-ups
44
00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:36,657
Morey Amsterdam
and Rose Marie.
45
00:02:36,705 --> 00:02:40,110
Till then, this is Allen Kincaid
signing off from Hollywood.
46
00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:23,501
♪ 93 KHJ ♪
47
00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,313
♪ Yeah, my man ♪
48
00:03:33,437 --> 00:03:34,723
♪ All right ♪
49
00:03:38,316 --> 00:03:39,419
♪ Hey! ♪
50
00:03:46,058 --> 00:03:48,423
♪ Oh, you're looking good, baby ♪
51
00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,786
♪ I wanna tell you a story ♪
52
00:03:57,811 --> 00:03:58,905
Hey, cutie.
53
00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:00,835
♪ Every man oughta know ♪
54
00:04:01,958 --> 00:04:03,807
♪ If you want a little lovin' ♪
55
00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,133
The flowers.
56
00:04:05,174 --> 00:04:06,517
♪ You gotta start real slow ♪
57
00:04:06,549 --> 00:04:07,891
And that one too's mine.
58
00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:09,757
♪ She's gonna love you tonight now ♪
59
00:04:09,821 --> 00:04:11,113
Good boy.
60
00:04:11,138 --> 00:04:12,861
♪ If you just treat her right now ♪
61
00:04:13,534 --> 00:04:15,423
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪
62
00:04:16,365 --> 00:04:17,128
♪ Hey! ♪
63
00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,291
♪ Hey! ♪
64
00:04:18,739 --> 00:04:19,691
♪ Hey! ♪
65
00:04:20,263 --> 00:04:21,152
♪ All right! ♪
66
00:04:21,645 --> 00:04:22,510
♪ Hey, yeah! ♪
67
00:04:23,089 --> 00:04:23,994
♪ Hey! ♪
68
00:04:24,429 --> 00:04:25,445
♪ Hey, all right! ♪
69
00:04:25,918 --> 00:04:27,021
♪ Well, it's all right! ♪
70
00:04:27,955 --> 00:04:28,829
♪ Hey! ♪
71
00:04:31,634 --> 00:04:32,928
♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
72
00:04:34,829 --> 00:04:36,995
♪ Oh, work it now, one time! ♪
73
00:04:38,066 --> 00:04:39,408
♪ Ooow! ♪
74
00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:41,146
♪ You're too much, baby, all right ♪
75
00:04:41,663 --> 00:04:42,583
♪ Hey! ♪
76
00:04:43,369 --> 00:04:44,290
♪ Hey! ♪
77
00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,214
Murder, revenge and
passionate intrigue.
78
00:05:02,272 --> 00:05:05,272
Virna Lisi stars in the Los
Angeles television premiere
79
00:05:05,359 --> 00:05:06,891
of Love, Hate and Desire
80
00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:09,489
Saturday at 9:00
on KHJ-TV 9.
81
00:05:11,218 --> 00:05:13,393
Gina, Gina, Gina!
82
00:05:13,759 --> 00:05:15,497
The face in the misty light.
83
00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,908
Hello, Mr. Schwarz.
84
00:05:16,972 --> 00:05:18,258
Whoa, Gina.
85
00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:57,397
I, uh, I have a meeting
with a very handsome
86
00:05:57,556 --> 00:05:58,770
cowboy man.
87
00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:00,389
He's waiting for you in the bar.
88
00:06:02,611 --> 00:06:03,952
Well...
89
00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:05,960
since I just finished watching
90
00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,137
a Rick Dalton
fucking film festival,
91
00:06:08,204 --> 00:06:09,886
I think I know who you are.
92
00:06:09,943 --> 00:06:11,022
Put it there.
93
00:06:11,228 --> 00:06:13,839
Well, it's my
pleasure, Mr. Schwartz,
94
00:06:13,903 --> 00:06:15,982
a-and thank you
for taking an interest.
95
00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:17,526
Schwarz not Schwartz.
96
00:06:17,704 --> 00:06:20,354
Goddammit to hell,
I'm-I'm sorry about that.
97
00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,398
My pleasure, Mr. Schwarz.
98
00:06:22,488 --> 00:06:24,750
- Call me Marvin.
- Marvin, call me Rick.
99
00:06:25,116 --> 00:06:27,069
Rick. Oh, that your son?
100
00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:28,412
My son...
101
00:06:28,627 --> 00:06:31,290
No, that's my stunt double
Cliff Booth, yeah.
102
00:06:31,315 --> 00:06:32,314
Good to meet you.
103
00:06:32,339 --> 00:06:33,654
We've worked together
since the, uh,
104
00:06:33,679 --> 00:06:35,496
the last two seasons
of Bounty Law.
105
00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:36,753
- Yeah.
- My car's in the shop.
106
00:06:36,778 --> 00:06:38,112
He gave me a ride.
107
00:06:38,163 --> 00:06:39,886
That's a big fuckin' lie.
108
00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:41,727
Rick got his driver's
license taken away
109
00:06:41,854 --> 00:06:43,257
for too many drunk
driving tickets.
110
00:06:43,282 --> 00:06:44,345
Cliff drives him
everywhere now.
111
00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,543
Oh, fuck.
112
00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:47,462
Sounds like a good friend.
113
00:06:47,685 --> 00:06:48,677
I try.
114
00:06:49,672 --> 00:06:52,244
I want to send you
greetings from my wife,
115
00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,698
Mary Alice Schwarz.
116
00:06:54,753 --> 00:06:56,285
Oh, well, that's nice.
117
00:06:58,825 --> 00:06:59,992
Thanks a lot.
118
00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:03,559
We had...
119
00:07:03,584 --> 00:07:07,361
a Rick Dalton double feature in
our screening room last night.
120
00:07:07,477 --> 00:07:08,683
Oh, well...
121
00:07:09,151 --> 00:07:11,564
That's both flattering
and embarrassing.
122
00:07:12,419 --> 00:07:13,490
What'd you see?
123
00:07:13,515 --> 00:07:15,334
35mm prints...
124
00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:18,969
of Tanner and
The 14 Fists of McCluskey.
125
00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,422
I hope the uh...
126
00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:29,771
Rick Dalton uh, double
feature wasn't too uh...
127
00:07:29,796 --> 00:07:31,742
painful for you and the-
and the missus.
128
00:07:31,802 --> 00:07:34,381
Oh, no. Painful. Stop.
129
00:07:34,781 --> 00:07:36,090
What are you saying?
130
00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:38,910
Mary Alice loves Westerns.
131
00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,447
Our whole courtship,
we watched Westerns.
132
00:07:41,802 --> 00:07:44,747
And we thoroughly enjoyed them.
133
00:07:44,935 --> 00:07:46,189
- Oh, that's nice.
- Really good.
134
00:07:46,262 --> 00:07:47,334
And um,
135
00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:48,905
anyway, she goes to bed.
136
00:07:49,114 --> 00:07:51,582
I open up a box of Havanas.
137
00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,012
I light up.
138
00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,909
I pour myself a cognac.
139
00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,373
And I watch...
140
00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,507
The 14 Fists of McCluskey.
141
00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:02,401
What a picture.
142
00:08:02,545 --> 00:08:04,442
- What a picture.
- Good picture, yeah.
143
00:08:04,513 --> 00:08:06,354
Got to be so much fun.
144
00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,451
All the shooting.
145
00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,737
I love that stuff,
you know, the killing.
146
00:08:13,762 --> 00:08:15,359
A lotta killing, a lotta killing.
147
00:08:15,718 --> 00:08:16,924
So gentlemen,
148
00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:19,424
the plan is we
reverse our forces
149
00:08:19,495 --> 00:08:21,630
und drive the Allies
back into the sea!
150
00:08:32,831 --> 00:08:34,283
And have nowhere to go.
151
00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:38,480
Hermann!
152
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,305
Open the curtains!
153
00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:44,794
Jawohl!
154
00:09:01,825 --> 00:09:04,722
Anybody order fried sauerkraut?!
155
00:09:21,488 --> 00:09:24,329
Burn, you Nazi basterds!
156
00:09:25,723 --> 00:09:28,866
That's you operating the
flamethrower, isn't it?
157
00:09:28,942 --> 00:09:31,157
Oh, you bet your sweet ass
it was, yeah, yeah.
158
00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:32,242
It was you?
159
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,748
Yeah, l-let me tell you,
th-th-that's
160
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,336
one shitfuck crazy weapon.
161
00:09:35,361 --> 00:09:39,001
Y-You do not want to be on
the wrong side of, boy, oh, boy.
162
00:09:39,052 --> 00:09:41,909
Now, I-I practiced
with that dragon, uh...
163
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,925
three hours a day for two weeks.
164
00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:46,420
N-Not just 'cause I wanted
to look good in the picture
165
00:09:46,445 --> 00:09:47,635
but because I was
166
00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,929
I was shit scared of the
damn thing, to be honest.
167
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,831
Might fucking lose!
168
00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:53,998
Burn in a massive death!
169
00:09:55,687 --> 00:09:57,012
All right, that's too hot.
170
00:09:57,228 --> 00:09:58,992
Anything we could
do about that heat?
171
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,961
Rick, it's a flamethrower.
172
00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:02,183
Yeah.
173
00:10:02,628 --> 00:10:04,874
So I came to the
office early today...
174
00:10:05,464 --> 00:10:06,898
and I watched
175
00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:09,784
two episodes of Bounty Law
176
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,230
on a 16mm.
177
00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,669
Jodey Janus.
178
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,488
Wanted for cow rustling
in the state of Wyoming.
179
00:10:15,513 --> 00:10:18,372
425 dollars, dead or alive.
180
00:10:19,977 --> 00:10:22,470
And you brought him
here to collect.
181
00:10:23,037 --> 00:10:24,783
I don't even know
where here is.
182
00:10:25,385 --> 00:10:26,997
This was the closest place.
183
00:10:27,421 --> 00:10:30,231
Caught up with him about
five miles outside of town.
184
00:10:30,374 --> 00:10:32,065
So, bounty killer...
185
00:10:33,082 --> 00:10:35,106
the name of this
town is Janustown.
186
00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:39,541
That boy you killed...
187
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,985
Jodey Janus...
188
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,309
he was the baby boy of
Major Nathan Maxwell Janus.
189
00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:53,443
Who is...
Major Nathan Maxwell Janus?
190
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:58,517
Well, I'll be sure to
introduce you
191
00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,366
when he gets here.
192
00:11:19,811 --> 00:11:21,335
Bounty Law.
193
00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:26,954
Starring Rick Dalton.
194
00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:31,220
Then a couple of the
jokers over in our typists
195
00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:34,706
sent over a kinescope of a
little treat featuring you.
196
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,149
♪ There's an old piano
that they playin' hot ♪
197
00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:40,213
♪ Behind the green door ♪
198
00:11:41,663 --> 00:11:43,512
♪ Don't know what they're doin' ♪
199
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,068
♪ But they laugh a lot ♪
200
00:11:45,134 --> 00:11:47,086
♪ Behind the green door ♪
201
00:11:48,362 --> 00:11:50,028
♪ Wish they'd let me in ♪
202
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,687
♪ So I can find out what's ♪
203
00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:53,854
♪ Behind the green door ♪
204
00:11:55,984 --> 00:11:58,619
So, uh, you've been doing, uh...
205
00:11:59,046 --> 00:12:01,887
guest shots on uh,
episodic TV shows
206
00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:02,898
the last couple of years.
207
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,540
Yeah, yeah, uh...
208
00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:08,009
I'm doin' a-a pilot
for CBS right now.
209
00:12:08,515 --> 00:12:10,056
It's called Lancer.
210
00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:11,263
I play the heavy.
211
00:12:11,288 --> 00:12:14,318
Did a... Ron Ely Tarzan
and uh...
212
00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:16,465
Land of the Giants,
Green Hornet.
213
00:12:16,618 --> 00:12:18,237
I did that show...
214
00:12:18,356 --> 00:12:21,594
Bingo Martin with
that kid Scott Brown.
215
00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:25,176
And I got a FBI
that airs this Sunday.
216
00:12:25,201 --> 00:12:28,893
You uh, you always play
the bad guy on these shows?
217
00:12:29,528 --> 00:12:30,663
Yeah.
218
00:12:31,305 --> 00:12:34,718
Mmm. So, and they have
a fight scene at the end?
219
00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:38,852
Well, not...
Land of the Giants or FBI
220
00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,566
but the rest, yeah.
221
00:12:40,807 --> 00:12:42,355
And you lose in the fight?
222
00:12:43,504 --> 00:12:45,520
Yeah, of course.
I'm the heavy
223
00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:50,051
Oh... that's an old trick
pulled by the networks.
224
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,555
You take Bingo Martin
225
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,254
- for example.
- Mm-hmm.
226
00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:56,347
So, you got a new guy
like Scott Brown.
227
00:12:56,728 --> 00:12:59,308
You want to build up
his bona fide.
228
00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:03,440
So you hire a guy from a
canceled show to play the heavy.
229
00:13:03,872 --> 00:13:06,618
Then at the end of the
show when they fight...
230
00:13:07,145 --> 00:13:08,923
it's hero besting heavy.
231
00:13:09,174 --> 00:13:13,309
But, what the audience
sees is Bingo Martin...
232
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:16,587
whipping Jake Cahill's ass.
233
00:13:16,841 --> 00:13:18,087
You see?
234
00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:19,777
Then next week,
235
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,483
it's Ron Ely.
236
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,718
The next week it's...
237
00:13:23,864 --> 00:13:26,753
Bob Conrad wearing
his tight pants...
238
00:13:27,112 --> 00:13:28,280
kicking your ass.
239
00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:29,470
Yeah.
240
00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:32,956
Now in another couple of
years playing punching bag
241
00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:35,418
to every swinging dick
new to the network,
242
00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:38,861
it's gonna have a
psychological effect
243
00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:42,229
on how the audience
perceives you.
244
00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:43,317
Right.
245
00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:45,623
So, Rick...
246
00:13:45,861 --> 00:13:48,337
who's gonna kick the shit
outta you next week?
247
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,683
Mannix?
248
00:13:50,024 --> 00:13:51,461
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
249
00:13:51,794 --> 00:13:53,365
The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.?
250
00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:57,752
How about Batman and Robin?
Ping! Pow!
251
00:13:57,994 --> 00:14:00,010
Chum! Zoom!
252
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,212
Down goes you.
253
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:06,196
Down goes your career
as a leading man.
254
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:11,498
Or do you go to Rome
255
00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:13,649
and star in Westerns?
256
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,004
And win fucking fights.
257
00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:30,519
Muchas gracias.
258
00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:35,157
All right, what the
matter, partner?
259
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,490
It's official, old buddy.
260
00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:41,236
I'm a has-been.
261
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:43,912
What are you talkin' about?
What'd that guy tell you?
262
00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:45,869
Told me the goddamn
truth is what he told me.
263
00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,335
Whoa, whoa.
264
00:14:50,969 --> 00:14:51,969
Hey.
265
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:53,517
I'm sorry 'bout that.
Sorry 'bout that.
266
00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:54,845
Here, put these on.
267
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:57,444
Don't cry in front
of the Mexicans.
268
00:14:58,113 --> 00:15:00,018
What's gotten you so upset, man?
269
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,273
Well, if coming
face to face with the
270
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:04,709
failure that is your career
ain't worth cryin' about,
271
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,424
then I don't know
what the fuck is.
272
00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:08,541
Why? That guy in there
turn you down?
273
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:09,592
No.
274
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,927
He wants to help me
get into Italian movies.
275
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,613
Well, then, what's the problem?
276
00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:15,604
I gotta do fuckin' Italian
goddamn movies!
277
00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:16,994
That's the fuckin' problem.
278
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,702
Fuck this bullshit!
279
00:15:19,388 --> 00:15:20,858
Don't matter whether
I cry in public
280
00:15:20,898 --> 00:15:22,628
nobody remembers
so fuck that, anyway.
281
00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:27,252
Fuck!
282
00:15:28,015 --> 00:15:29,403
- Fuck!
- Hey.
283
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,809
Hey, let's go.
284
00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:32,383
Take me home, Cliff.
285
00:15:35,914 --> 00:15:38,223
More that 1,000 commies
dead are reported
286
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:41,303
in fueled wide-spread
fighting in South Vietnam.
287
00:15:45,972 --> 00:15:48,194
Fuckin' hippie motherfuckers.
288
00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:59,014
♪ Always is always forever ♪
289
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:02,588
♪ As long as one is one ♪
290
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:05,631
♪ Inside yourself
for your father ♪
291
00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:08,675
♪ All is none all
is none all is one ♪
292
00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:11,712
♪ It's time we put
our love behind you ♪
293
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:15,033
♪ The illusion has
been just a dream ♪
294
00:16:15,504 --> 00:16:17,734
♪ The valley of death
and I'll find you ♪
295
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:20,530
♪ Now is when on
a sunshine beam ♪
296
00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:23,049
Hotdog buns!
297
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,329
♪ For there us shall surely be ♪
298
00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:29,611
♪ No clothing,
or tears, or hunger ♪
299
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:32,652
♪ You shall see, you
shall see, you shall see ♪
300
00:16:33,387 --> 00:16:35,403
♪ Always is always forever ♪
301
00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:38,651
♪ As long as one is one ♪
302
00:16:39,134 --> 00:16:41,618
♪ Inside yourself
for your father ♪
303
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:44,612
♪ All is one all
is one all is one ♪
304
00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:48,295
Five years of ascent.
305
00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:51,390
Ten years of-of...
treading water.
306
00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:53,735
Now, race to the bottom.
307
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,958
Look, I never had much
of a career to speak of.
308
00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,979
So, I can't say I really
know how you feel.
309
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:02,390
What are you talkin' 'bout?
310
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:05,081
Y-You're a stunt double.
Come on now, shit.
311
00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:08,234
Rick, I'm your driver, man
I'm-I'm your gopher.
312
00:17:08,538 --> 00:17:09,872
I'm not complaining.
313
00:17:09,911 --> 00:17:11,419
Man, I like driving you around.
314
00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:13,229
I like doing shit
around the house.
315
00:17:13,313 --> 00:17:16,099
Housesitting in the Hollywood
hills when you're gone.
316
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,890
But I've been a full time
stunt man for a while now and
317
00:17:21,285 --> 00:17:22,618
from where I'm standin',
318
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:24,691
going to Rome
to star in movies
319
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,605
does not sound like the
fate worse than death
320
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,954
that you seem to think it is.
321
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:29,448
Come on, now.
You ever seen a
322
00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:32,370
a-an Italian Western, huh?
323
00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:34,763
They're awful.
It's a fucking farce.
324
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:36,893
Yeah? How many
have you seen? One?
325
00:17:36,983 --> 00:17:38,753
- Two?
- I've seen enough, all right?
326
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,644
Nobody likes Spaghetti Westerns.
327
00:17:40,903 --> 00:17:44,016
Sweet. The Real Don Steele,
with Simon and Garfunkel hit,
328
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,588
Mrs. Robinson.
329
00:18:07,691 --> 00:18:09,381
♪ And here's to you ♪
330
00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:14,324
Frank Sinatra, Bill Cosby
and Nancy Sinatra
331
00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:16,920
with Tom Smothers as
master of ceremonies
332
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,448
will appear in concert...
333
00:18:23,193 --> 00:18:25,677
There are fearful
pictures on his skin.
334
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:29,230
But the most fearful thing
is tattooed on his soul.
335
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,909
The Illustrated Man.
336
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:34,451
Ray Bradbury's masterpiece
of the supernatural.
337
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:37,652
An incredible journey to the
outer limits of imagination.
338
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,277
Hell, man, stay in L.A.
339
00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:40,857
Give it one for
next pilot season.
340
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:41,947
Ah, nah.
341
00:18:41,972 --> 00:18:45,857
I'm... I'm too insecure now
to score come pilot season.
342
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,921
'Sides, Screen Gems
ain't gonna have
343
00:18:47,946 --> 00:18:50,064
nothin' good to say about
me, you know that.
344
00:18:50,258 --> 00:18:51,782
Shit, you made Bounty Law.
345
00:18:51,892 --> 00:18:53,828
Nobody's gonna forgive
me for that last season,
346
00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:54,979
no matter what I do.
347
00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:57,327
I'm always gonna be
the horse's ass th-that
348
00:18:57,431 --> 00:19:00,364
got Bounty Law canceled
'cause I wanted some...
349
00:19:00,419 --> 00:19:02,602
fuckin' rinky-dink movie career.
350
00:19:04,247 --> 00:19:06,223
Tom, my friend.
351
00:19:06,572 --> 00:19:08,381
- I met him?
- No, you haven't.
352
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,354
What I'm saying is
you're not gonna meet him
353
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,060
- 'cause I don't think he likes you.
- Why?
354
00:19:12,096 --> 00:19:13,159
Well...
355
00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:15,810
Four men on a search.
356
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,440
Each man different.
357
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,150
Living his own way.
358
00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:21,341
Searching.
359
00:19:22,436 --> 00:19:23,587
Discovering.
360
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:24,958
Numero Uno.
361
00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:27,395
The new thing in
colognes for men.
362
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,996
In all the world, there're only
four basic masculine scents.
363
00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:33,341
Holy shit.
364
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,134
That... That was Polanski.
365
00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:40,684
That was Roman Polanski,
h-he's lived there for a month now.
366
00:19:40,786 --> 00:19:42,270
First time I seen him.
367
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:44,413
Holy shit.
368
00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:49,546
What I always say?
369
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,460
Most important thing in this town,
is when you're making money,
370
00:19:52,661 --> 00:19:54,597
you buy a house in town,
you don't rent.
371
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,232
Eddie O'Brien taught me that.
372
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,730
Hollywood real estate
means you live here.
373
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:00,398
You're not just visiting,
374
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:02,262
not just passin' through,
375
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:03,759
you fuckin' live here.
376
00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:06,079
Here I am, flat on my ass,
377
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,271
and who-who do I got
livin' next door to me?
378
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:11,241
The director of Rosemary's
fuckin' Baby, that's who.
379
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:13,547
Polanski's the hottest director
in town right now,
380
00:20:13,572 --> 00:20:14,770
probably the world!
381
00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:16,224
He's my next door
fuckin' neighbor.
382
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:18,458
Shit.
383
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:20,061
I mean, who knows
what can happen?
384
00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:23,082
Shit, I-I could be
one pool party away
385
00:20:23,107 --> 00:20:25,010
from starrin' in a Polanski movie.
386
00:20:25,035 --> 00:20:26,571
So, you're feeling better now?
387
00:20:26,649 --> 00:20:28,434
Oh, yeah, yes.
Sorry 'bout all that.
388
00:20:28,506 --> 00:20:30,451
Gimme my glasses back.
389
00:20:30,683 --> 00:20:32,294
Come get 'em, fucker.
390
00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:35,461
Alright, alright, Audie Murphy,
relax! There you go.
391
00:20:35,491 --> 00:20:37,094
You gonna need me
for anything else?
392
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,381
Nah, nah, nah...
393
00:20:38,477 --> 00:20:40,525
A lotta lines to learn
for tomorrow. Shit.
394
00:20:40,609 --> 00:20:42,887
Alright, I'm gonna get
my carcass on home.
395
00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:45,137
- Alright.
- Alright, 7:15 a.m.
396
00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:46,096
7:15.
397
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,558
- Out the door?
- Out the door.
398
00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:49,677
- In the car.
- Alright, see you then.
399
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,502
♪ Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...uck ♪
400
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:21,805
♪ Chuck a-chuck-chuck ♪
401
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,959
♪ Little darlin'
do not let a tear ♪
402
00:21:38,023 --> 00:21:39,865
♪ Fall-a from your
ey-ey-ey-ey-eye ♪
403
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,481
♪ Well she wrote me the letter ♪
404
00:21:42,915 --> 00:21:45,367
♪ Said that she couldn't live ♪
405
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:48,237
♪ Without me no more ♪
406
00:21:50,906 --> 00:21:53,319
♪ Listen to me mister ♪
407
00:21:53,489 --> 00:21:56,227
♪ Please don't you ever ♪
408
00:21:56,412 --> 00:21:58,484
♪ My baby once more ♪
409
00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:01,730
♪ Anyway ♪
410
00:22:02,683 --> 00:22:04,112
♪ Give a listen ♪
411
00:22:04,285 --> 00:22:06,182
♪ 'Cause I was born lonely ♪
412
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:07,904
♪ Down by the riverside ♪
413
00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:09,820
♪ Learned to spin fortune wheels ♪
414
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,482
♪ And throw dice ♪
415
00:22:11,649 --> 00:22:13,101
♪ I was just thirteen ♪
416
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,030
♪ When I had to leave home ♪
417
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,436
♪ Knew I couldn't stick around ♪
418
00:22:17,488 --> 00:22:18,686
♪ I had to roam ♪
419
00:22:18,749 --> 00:22:20,416
♪ Ain't good lookin' ♪
420
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,155
♪ But you know I ain't shy ♪
421
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:23,883
♪ Ain't afraid to look you girl ♪
422
00:22:24,398 --> 00:22:25,528
♪ Hey, in the eye ♪
423
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,350
♪ So if you need some lovin' ♪
424
00:22:27,438 --> 00:22:29,708
♪ Now, full o' jitterbugs
from Pico Rivera, baby ♪
425
00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:31,295
♪ I'ma come on loose for ya ♪
426
00:22:31,379 --> 00:22:35,483
♪ Hey, Hector!
Your momma lookin' for you ♪
427
00:22:48,645 --> 00:22:50,891
♪ Oh, yeah, boy ♪
428
00:23:04,596 --> 00:23:06,484
Well, if you haven't tried
one with Mug Root Beer,
429
00:23:06,539 --> 00:23:07,873
start droolin' now.
430
00:23:07,898 --> 00:23:10,994
Mug, old-fashioned root beer
in the new twist top bottle.
431
00:23:11,081 --> 00:23:13,240
♪ KHJ Boss hit bomb! ♪
432
00:23:13,265 --> 00:23:16,058
♪ This is the house
that Jack built, y'all ♪
433
00:23:17,824 --> 00:23:19,332
♪ Remember this house! ♪
434
00:23:40,147 --> 00:23:43,512
♪ MacArthur Park
is melting in the dark ♪
435
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:47,738
♪ All the sweet, green icing ♪
436
00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:50,109
♪ Flowing down ♪
437
00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:55,613
How was your day, hmm?
438
00:23:56,179 --> 00:23:57,981
Wait till you see
what I got for you.
439
00:23:58,325 --> 00:24:00,388
Wait till you see
what I got for you.
440
00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:03,107
Look what I got for you.
441
00:24:03,702 --> 00:24:05,570
Gonna blow your mind, man.
442
00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:08,709
Whoop!
443
00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:10,259
Come here.
444
00:24:14,265 --> 00:24:15,408
Ah!
445
00:25:00,243 --> 00:25:01,910
It's numbers game.
446
00:25:02,021 --> 00:25:03,743
It's a wild game.
447
00:25:03,882 --> 00:25:06,160
Take 3... 3 in the Attic.
448
00:25:06,455 --> 00:25:07,812
These three.
449
00:25:08,503 --> 00:25:11,257
Tobey, one full of life.
450
00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:17,232
Was that a whine?
451
00:25:19,108 --> 00:25:21,529
What'd I tell ya 'bout whining?
You whine, you don't eat.
452
00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,008
I will throw this
shit in the trash.
453
00:25:24,033 --> 00:25:25,779
I don't wanna, but I will.
454
00:25:26,897 --> 00:25:28,071
Ya understand?
455
00:25:29,788 --> 00:25:30,828
All right.
456
00:25:42,179 --> 00:25:45,274
♪ That's all very well, but not
with my daughter, you don't ♪
457
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,040
It was closing time.
458
00:26:09,373 --> 00:26:10,651
But he never came back.
459
00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:13,669
Okay, Peggy, what happened?
460
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,479
I don't know.
Everything was fine.
461
00:26:19,218 --> 00:26:21,060
While I was doing the dishes...
462
00:26:25,911 --> 00:26:28,735
And then, a sudden change.
463
00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,801
You know how musicians are,
they're temperamental cats.
464
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:32,952
Who knows what got into him?
465
00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:34,112
Yeah!
466
00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:43,041
Rick Dalton rehearsal
tape startin' in five...
467
00:26:43,112 --> 00:26:47,144
four, three, two, one.
468
00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:50,707
Pepe! Get your behind behind
that bar, I got a guest.
469
00:26:51,575 --> 00:26:54,900
Johnny says...
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish...
470
00:26:56,272 --> 00:26:57,668
How's business?
471
00:26:57,859 --> 00:26:59,073
I've had worse.
472
00:27:00,526 --> 00:27:02,693
Johnny says Spanish,
473
00:27:02,964 --> 00:27:04,202
A toast.
474
00:27:04,632 --> 00:27:06,775
To my wife and
all my sweethearts...
475
00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:08,838
may they never meet.
476
00:27:10,374 --> 00:27:12,064
Señor Madrid, care to
join me at my table
477
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,913
while I entertain my guest?
478
00:27:15,453 --> 00:27:18,667
I would be delighted,
Mister DeCoteau.
479
00:27:20,202 --> 00:27:21,837
Take the bottle wit' you.
480
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,973
And Pepe comes over.
481
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:28,691
Hey, where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours' fiddle?
482
00:27:29,871 --> 00:27:31,014
She's asleep.
483
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,366
Well, wake her the heck up,
484
00:27:32,391 --> 00:27:34,303
get her down here with
her fiddle and her bow
485
00:27:34,328 --> 00:27:35,923
and entertain my guest!
486
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:40,063
Si, señor, but please don't
hurt her this time. I beg you.
487
00:27:40,216 --> 00:27:41,668
I ain't gonna hurt her.
488
00:27:42,059 --> 00:27:43,630
Just want her to play the fiddle.
489
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:44,941
Now, go fetch her and tell her
490
00:27:44,966 --> 00:27:46,561
I'll give her a fat
five-dollar gold piece
491
00:27:46,616 --> 00:27:48,715
if she'll play her little
chili pepper heart out!
492
00:27:49,914 --> 00:27:53,287
So, Johnny...
what else you heard about me?
493
00:27:53,457 --> 00:27:55,624
I heard you're pushin'
Lancer pretty hard,
494
00:27:55,649 --> 00:27:57,172
but Lancer has money.
495
00:27:57,586 --> 00:28:00,022
At some point,
he's gonna hire some guns
496
00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:01,507
and push back.
497
00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:21,216
9:00 in the City of Angels!
498
00:28:21,272 --> 00:28:23,216
Your brother here, 10 to 5.
499
00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:25,076
'Cause the weekend's still
got plenty to start with.
500
00:28:25,386 --> 00:28:26,767
So rock on.
501
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,263
♪ Na na na na ♪
502
00:28:46,612 --> 00:28:48,541
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
503
00:28:53,743 --> 00:28:54,933
♪ Na na na na ♪
504
00:28:55,410 --> 00:28:57,553
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
505
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,608
♪ I got a certain little
girl she's on my mind ♪
506
00:29:04,672 --> 00:29:06,727
♪ No doubt about it
she looks so fine ♪
507
00:29:06,752 --> 00:29:08,851
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
508
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,232
♪ Sometimes she's gonna
make me feel so bad ♪
509
00:29:11,363 --> 00:29:12,529
♪ Na na na na ♪
510
00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:15,537
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
511
00:29:19,919 --> 00:29:21,387
♪ Na na na na ♪
512
00:29:21,619 --> 00:29:24,085
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
513
00:29:28,762 --> 00:29:31,103
♪ Hush, hush ♪
514
00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,313
♪ I thought I heard her
calling my name now ♪
515
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,162
♪ Hush, hush ♪
516
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,593
♪ She broke my heart but I
love her just the same now ♪
517
00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:38,945
♪ Hush, hush ♪
518
00:29:38,969 --> 00:29:40,271
Oh, look, they're here.
519
00:29:40,334 --> 00:29:41,907
♪ Thought I heard her
calling my name now ♪
520
00:29:42,034 --> 00:29:43,899
♪ Hush, hush ♪
521
00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:46,492
♪ I need her loving and
I'm not to blame now ♪
522
00:29:58,954 --> 00:30:01,705
Hey! How are you doin', baby?
523
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,149
Hey!
524
00:30:04,016 --> 00:30:05,353
How are you?
525
00:30:05,423 --> 00:30:08,136
♪ The tears that you're
starting to cry are no good ♪
526
00:30:08,259 --> 00:30:10,004
♪ Cause you know I loved you ♪
527
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:13,890
♪ Much better than anybody would ♪
528
00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:17,202
♪ And it was understood ♪
529
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:19,795
♪ That I wouldn't be ♪
530
00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:22,525
♪ Staying around a long time ♪
531
00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:23,918
♪ You knew that someday ♪
532
00:30:24,132 --> 00:30:26,315
♪ I'd wake up, baby ♪
533
00:30:26,350 --> 00:30:28,303
♪ And I'd find ♪
534
00:30:29,468 --> 00:30:34,269
♪ Somebody further down the line ♪
535
00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:38,888
♪ I'm the son of a lovin' man ♪
536
00:30:39,094 --> 00:30:40,276
♪ My daddy told me ♪
537
00:30:40,309 --> 00:30:42,769
♪ Get you all the loving you can ♪
538
00:30:42,898 --> 00:30:46,279
♪ And I can ♪
539
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,330
♪ 'Cause I, I'm the son ♪
540
00:30:48,489 --> 00:30:49,775
♪ I'm the son, son ♪
541
00:30:50,045 --> 00:30:52,333
♪ I'm the son, son
I'm the son, son ♪
542
00:30:52,428 --> 00:30:55,363
♪ Son of a loving man ♪
543
00:30:56,998 --> 00:31:00,054
♪ My daddy before me told me ♪
544
00:31:00,247 --> 00:31:03,041
♪ That his daddy
before him told him ♪
545
00:31:03,709 --> 00:31:06,416
♪ Never wait around ♪
546
00:31:07,307 --> 00:31:09,927
♪ And never settle down ♪
547
00:31:10,965 --> 00:31:12,872
♪ 'Cause there are
too many women ♪
548
00:31:12,897 --> 00:31:15,023
♪ Who will hold on tight ♪
549
00:31:15,103 --> 00:31:18,569
♪ To a loving man
who will come along ♪
550
00:31:18,594 --> 00:31:20,868
♪ And treat them right ♪
551
00:31:21,627 --> 00:31:25,873
♪ But you got to leave
with the morning light ♪
552
00:31:29,173 --> 00:31:31,133
I'm gonna tell you a story.
553
00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:36,059
She... was engaged to him.
554
00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,989
And she...
555
00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:43,844
flew to the UK
556
00:31:44,395 --> 00:31:46,538
to make a film with him
557
00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:50,006
and broke off her
engagement with him
558
00:31:50,153 --> 00:31:51,971
and married him.
559
00:31:53,555 --> 00:31:57,197
Then they... moved to Los Angeles...
560
00:31:57,498 --> 00:32:01,145
and then the three of 'em
have been inseparable.
561
00:32:02,197 --> 00:32:03,570
Really?
562
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,011
What's up?
563
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,372
Jay loves Sharon,
that's what's up.
564
00:32:12,987 --> 00:32:15,059
And he knows...
565
00:32:15,424 --> 00:32:18,614
as sure as God made
little green apples,
566
00:32:20,226 --> 00:32:21,567
that one of these days,
567
00:32:21,592 --> 00:32:23,584
that Polish prick's
gonna fuck things up
568
00:32:23,682 --> 00:32:25,333
and when he does...
569
00:32:25,449 --> 00:32:27,235
Jay's gonna be there.
570
00:32:27,265 --> 00:32:29,559
Well, one thing's for sure.
571
00:32:29,693 --> 00:32:30,899
Yeah?
572
00:32:31,221 --> 00:32:32,693
What's that?
573
00:32:33,054 --> 00:32:35,761
Sharon absolutely has a type.
574
00:32:37,227 --> 00:32:42,068
Cute, short, talented guys
who look like 12-year-old boys.
575
00:32:42,474 --> 00:32:43,927
Yeah.
576
00:32:48,176 --> 00:32:49,859
I never stood a chance.
577
00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:52,320
♪ I, I'm a son ♪
578
00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:55,001
♪ I'm a son, son
I'm a son, son ♪
579
00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:56,211
♪ I'm a son, son ♪
580
00:32:56,236 --> 00:32:58,646
♪ Son of a loving man ♪
581
00:32:58,725 --> 00:33:00,422
♪ I'm the son of a loving man ♪
582
00:33:00,529 --> 00:33:01,885
♪ My daddy told me ♪
583
00:33:01,937 --> 00:33:04,538
♪ Get you all
the loving you can ♪
584
00:33:11,279 --> 00:33:14,423
It's 8:32 at KHJ
with Robert W. Morgan.
585
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:17,623
I only want you to listen to this
commercial if you're under 25.
586
00:33:17,673 --> 00:33:20,157
It's about new
Tanya Tanning Butter.
587
00:33:29,698 --> 00:33:31,567
Here, get your self-esteem.
588
00:33:32,775 --> 00:33:35,886
Tanya Tanning Butter's
guaranteed to give you
589
00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:39,415
really deep Hawaiian tan faster
than you've ever thought possible.
590
00:33:39,662 --> 00:33:42,194
It's so fast in fact, that you
might even burn a little bit,
591
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,623
but we've all done that,
not enough to hurt, though.
592
00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:47,883
If you want the deepest,
fastest Hawaiian tan on the beach,
593
00:33:47,995 --> 00:33:50,280
you better pick up on
some Tanya Tanning Butter.
594
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:53,687
Prices start at a low 85 cents,
that's a small price to pay.
595
00:33:54,259 --> 00:33:56,640
♪ A deeper faster Hawaiian tan ♪
596
00:33:56,811 --> 00:34:00,659
♪ That's what you get
when you use Tanya ♪
597
00:34:00,715 --> 00:34:01,709
♪ Yeah ♪
598
00:34:01,734 --> 00:34:03,814
♪ Tanya ♪
599
00:34:03,846 --> 00:34:07,338
♪ From Malibu to Miami ♪
600
00:34:07,415 --> 00:34:12,407
♪ You'll tan like
you're in Waikiki ♪
601
00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:15,076
♪ Get Tanya ♪
602
00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:17,017
♪ Get Tanya ♪
603
00:34:17,065 --> 00:34:19,366
♪ Robert W. Morgan ♪
604
00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,286
Hey...
605
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:39,009
I think the wind blew down
my TV antenna last night.
606
00:34:39,104 --> 00:34:41,703
So, while I pissfart
around wardrobe,
607
00:34:41,752 --> 00:34:43,397
you mind going
home and fixin' it?
608
00:34:43,453 --> 00:34:44,503
I can.
609
00:34:44,528 --> 00:34:46,266
You talk to the stunt gaffer
about me today?
610
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,250
That way, I know if
I'm working this week or not.
611
00:34:48,354 --> 00:34:49,504
Yeah...
612
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,006
I've been meaning to tell you,
the guy who gaffes this...
613
00:34:53,114 --> 00:34:54,788
best friends with Randy,
614
00:34:54,813 --> 00:34:56,497
the guy from The Green Hornet.
615
00:34:56,522 --> 00:34:58,939
So, really ain't nothin' for ya.
616
00:34:58,968 --> 00:35:00,589
All right, well, if you don't
need me for anything else,
617
00:35:00,614 --> 00:35:01,963
I'll pick you up after.
618
00:35:02,036 --> 00:35:04,044
I don't need you, not today.
619
00:35:04,099 --> 00:35:06,031
Go home, fix my
antenna, do whatever.
620
00:35:06,181 --> 00:35:07,588
See ya 'round.
621
00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:11,818
Hey!
622
00:35:12,963 --> 00:35:14,582
You're Rick fucking Dalton.
623
00:35:14,907 --> 00:35:16,526
Don't you forget it.
624
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:19,608
♪ Till you see my home town ♪
625
00:35:20,406 --> 00:35:22,358
♪ Choo choo train ♪
626
00:35:26,101 --> 00:35:28,831
Hey, hey, buddy,
I'm Rick Dalton.
627
00:35:28,950 --> 00:35:30,553
You know where I'm
supposed to go?
628
00:35:30,849 --> 00:35:32,540
I think they're waiting for you
in the makeup trailer.
629
00:35:32,643 --> 00:35:34,182
Where's the makeup trailer?
630
00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:36,645
Straight back to where
you came, hard right.
631
00:35:49,410 --> 00:35:50,918
Rick Dalton!
632
00:35:51,196 --> 00:35:52,752
Sam Wanamaker.
633
00:35:53,030 --> 00:35:55,483
Hey, Sam.
Sorry about the wet hand.
634
00:35:55,508 --> 00:35:57,790
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'm used to it with you.
635
00:35:57,815 --> 00:36:00,574
I just wanted you to know
I'm the one who cast you
636
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:02,566
and I could not me more
delighted that you're doing this.
637
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:05,269
Oh, thank you, Sam...
I appreciate it.
638
00:36:05,294 --> 00:36:06,428
It's a good part.
639
00:36:06,453 --> 00:36:08,864
Have you met Jim Stacy,
the series lead?
640
00:36:08,889 --> 00:36:10,877
Uh, not yet, no, no.
641
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,664
Well, you guys are gonna
be dynamite together.
642
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:17,595
Well, it sounds exciting.
643
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,254
Yeah, lightning in a bottle!
644
00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:20,588
Now, you met
645
00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,477
- Sonya, makeup and hair?
- Hi.
646
00:36:22,522 --> 00:36:25,986
And this is Rebecca
who does costumes.
647
00:36:26,011 --> 00:36:27,406
- Hi.
- Howdy.
648
00:36:27,449 --> 00:36:29,235
Now, I want a whole
new look for Caleb.
649
00:36:29,267 --> 00:36:31,766
I don't want this Western
costume the way they costume
650
00:36:31,791 --> 00:36:34,609
The Big Valley and Bonanza
from the last decade.
651
00:36:34,727 --> 00:36:38,132
I want a zeitgeist
flair in the costumes.
652
00:36:39,335 --> 00:36:40,875
I mean, nothing anachronistic,
653
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:45,185
but when does 1869
and 1969 meet?
654
00:36:45,249 --> 00:36:48,145
Especially when it
comes to you, Caleb.
655
00:36:49,066 --> 00:36:50,947
First off, I wanna
give him a mustache.
656
00:36:51,122 --> 00:36:55,638
A big, droopy,
Zapata-like mustache.
657
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,040
Now, about his jacket...
658
00:36:58,238 --> 00:37:00,159
I wanna give him a
hippie jacket.
659
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,528
Something that he could wear
into the London Fog tonight
660
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,515
and look like the
hippest guy in the room.
661
00:37:04,601 --> 00:37:06,952
Far out.
We got a Custer jacket,
662
00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:09,121
fringes all down the arm.
663
00:37:09,176 --> 00:37:11,526
It's tan now,
but I dye it dark brown,
664
00:37:11,654 --> 00:37:13,384
he could hit the
strip in it tonight.
665
00:37:13,556 --> 00:37:15,337
That's my girl.
666
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,312
Now, Rick, about your hair.
667
00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:18,907
W-What about my hair?
668
00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:20,591
I wanna go with a
different hairstyle.
669
00:37:20,731 --> 00:37:22,168
Oh, what?
670
00:37:22,193 --> 00:37:24,233
Something more... hippie-ish.
671
00:37:24,691 --> 00:37:27,945
Well... you want me
to look like a hippie?
672
00:37:27,988 --> 00:37:31,075
Well, think less hippie, more...
673
00:37:31,132 --> 00:37:32,631
Hell's Angel!
674
00:37:36,043 --> 00:37:38,392
Say... Sam, Sam, uh...
675
00:37:39,809 --> 00:37:41,770
You got me covered up
in all this, uh...
676
00:37:41,905 --> 00:37:43,817
this... junk.
677
00:37:43,884 --> 00:37:46,321
Uh, how's the audience
gonna know it's me?
678
00:37:47,061 --> 00:37:48,426
I hope they don't.
679
00:37:48,451 --> 00:37:49,365
Hmm.
680
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:54,045
I don't want them to see
Jake Cahill.
681
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:56,181
I want them to see Caleb!
682
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,120
I hired you to be an actor, Rick,
683
00:37:59,889 --> 00:38:01,761
and not a TV cowboy.
684
00:38:01,896 --> 00:38:03,365
You're better than that.
685
00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:13,640
♪ Los Angeles weather ♪
686
00:38:13,697 --> 00:38:16,554
Hot today,
heat at 95 the high, sunny.
687
00:38:16,579 --> 00:38:18,761
No smog, well,
what I mean is, a lotta smog
688
00:38:18,826 --> 00:38:21,113
Up to 105 in
the San Fernando Valley.
689
00:38:21,193 --> 00:38:23,324
90 Orange County, 80 beach.
690
00:38:23,359 --> 00:38:24,873
Right now, 75 in Hollywood...
691
00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:26,446
♪ Run to me ♪
692
00:38:26,525 --> 00:38:29,573
♪ And the heavenly
fragrance that clings ♪
693
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:32,215
♪ It's Heaven Sent ♪
694
00:38:32,294 --> 00:38:33,627
♪ Suddenly ♪
695
00:38:33,715 --> 00:38:36,904
♪ You're an imp
wearing angel's wings ♪
696
00:38:36,973 --> 00:38:39,277
♪ In Heaven Sent ♪
697
00:38:39,436 --> 00:38:41,015
♪ Suddenly ♪
698
00:38:41,159 --> 00:38:44,874
♪ You are all the things
that you want to be ♪
699
00:38:47,056 --> 00:38:51,413
♪ In Heaven Sent ♪
700
00:38:52,046 --> 00:38:54,968
Heaven Sent fragrance
by Helena Rubinstein.
701
00:38:55,008 --> 00:38:56,970
Spray it on and
heavenly things happen.
702
00:38:56,995 --> 00:38:59,065
Heaven Sent. Splash in it.
703
00:38:59,105 --> 00:39:01,412
Laugh in it, live in it,
love in it.
704
00:39:01,437 --> 00:39:03,294
You'll find Heaven
Sent fragrance in...
705
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:09,011
The next day,
706
00:39:09,074 --> 00:39:10,773
and the next day
and the next day
707
00:39:10,817 --> 00:39:13,249
and the next day
and the next day
708
00:39:13,274 --> 00:39:14,278
♪ Kentucky woman ♪
709
00:39:14,303 --> 00:39:16,370
♪ She shines with her
own kind of light ♪
710
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,863
♪ Seems this world's ♪
711
00:40:41,912 --> 00:40:43,546
♪ Got you down ♪
712
00:40:44,135 --> 00:40:47,128
♪ Your feelin'
bad vibrations frown ♪
713
00:40:47,359 --> 00:40:49,661
♪ Well, open your eyes, girl ♪
714
00:40:49,819 --> 00:40:51,256
♪ Look at me ♪
715
00:40:51,844 --> 00:40:54,684
♪ I'm gonna show you
how it ought to be ♪
716
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,484
♪ We're gonna have
a good thing ♪
717
00:40:57,619 --> 00:40:59,833
♪ Such a good thing, baby ♪
718
00:41:01,274 --> 00:41:02,663
♪ And when your world ♪
719
00:41:02,695 --> 00:41:04,678
♪ Don't seem just right ♪
720
00:41:05,395 --> 00:41:08,451
♪ And life's gettin'
you uptight ♪
721
00:41:08,829 --> 00:41:12,090
♪ You can change
that wrong to right ♪
722
00:41:13,117 --> 00:41:14,894
I-I-I've been
meanin' to tell you,
723
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,743
the guy who gaffes this,
724
00:41:17,035 --> 00:41:18,614
best friends with Randy...
725
00:41:18,639 --> 00:41:20,003
the guy from The Green Hornet,
726
00:41:20,099 --> 00:41:22,552
so, really ain't no point.
727
00:41:37,814 --> 00:41:39,123
Hey, Randy.
728
00:41:41,293 --> 00:41:42,381
Cliff.
729
00:41:43,484 --> 00:41:45,087
So, you're still with Rick, huh?
730
00:41:45,928 --> 00:41:47,190
Still here.
731
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:49,420
He in there?
732
00:41:49,532 --> 00:41:50,928
Yeah, just knock.
733
00:41:55,559 --> 00:41:58,702
Look, j-just put him
into wardrobe, all right?
734
00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:01,786
What's it gonna hurt? Then if you
need him, you got him, right?
735
00:42:01,876 --> 00:42:05,551
Then I gotta have a conversation
with that wardrobe assistant,
736
00:42:05,576 --> 00:42:07,750
and man, she's a fuckin' bitch,
I just don't...
737
00:42:07,797 --> 00:42:10,846
Look, look, Randy, I'm askin'
you to help me out, man.
738
00:42:10,871 --> 00:42:14,546
If the answer's no, the answer's no.
Not-Not no with excuses.
739
00:42:15,252 --> 00:42:16,617
Hey, man.
740
00:42:17,649 --> 00:42:20,862
This ain't a fuckin'
Andy McLaglen picture, you know.
741
00:42:21,012 --> 00:42:23,726
And I can't afford to hire a
bunch of guys to smoke cigarettes
742
00:42:23,751 --> 00:42:25,571
and sit around talkin'
to each other all day
743
00:42:25,596 --> 00:42:27,468
on the chance
that I might use 'em.
744
00:42:27,581 --> 00:42:29,454
I got a four man team here, Rick.
745
00:42:29,521 --> 00:42:31,655
I need more than that,
I gotta get it approved.
746
00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:33,941
And you know,
I-I gotta look after my dudes.
747
00:42:34,008 --> 00:42:37,762
Hey, a-and if your dudes were
a better match for me,
748
00:42:37,787 --> 00:42:39,365
I'd say, o-okay,
you got me, b-b-but
749
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,684
but th-that's not the case
and you know it.
750
00:42:41,709 --> 00:42:42,819
He's a great fuckin'
match for me.
751
00:42:42,867 --> 00:42:43,851
Yeah, yeah, I know.
752
00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:45,860
Hey, you could do
anything you want to him.
753
00:42:45,919 --> 00:42:48,136
Shit, th-throw him
off a building, right?
754
00:42:48,176 --> 00:42:50,977
Light him on fire, hit him
with a fucking Lincoln, right?
755
00:42:51,012 --> 00:42:52,813
Get creative,
do whatever you want.
756
00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:54,415
He's just happy
for the opportunity.
757
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,345
Rick.
758
00:42:55,377 --> 00:42:56,369
Yeah.
759
00:42:58,830 --> 00:43:00,258
I don't dig him.
760
00:43:02,298 --> 00:43:04,845
And I don't dig the
vibe he brings on set.
761
00:43:06,137 --> 00:43:08,548
What, is there some old
beef between you two?
762
00:43:08,573 --> 00:43:09,811
Come on, man.
763
00:43:09,901 --> 00:43:10,821
What?
764
00:43:11,281 --> 00:43:13,551
The dude killed his fuckin' wife.
765
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,217
Oh... come on, man.
766
00:43:16,265 --> 00:43:18,480
You don't believe
that old shit, do you?
767
00:43:18,505 --> 00:43:20,179
Yes, Rick, I do.
768
00:43:20,455 --> 00:43:23,161
And I work with my wife
and she believes it.
769
00:43:23,609 --> 00:43:25,855
She didn't want his
creepy ass around.
770
00:43:28,019 --> 00:43:31,686
You know, this is probably
the shittiest weather ever.
771
00:43:31,797 --> 00:43:35,118
The shittiest weather
on the shittiest boat
772
00:43:35,142 --> 00:43:37,420
with the shittiest person.
773
00:43:38,656 --> 00:43:41,037
Natalie, my sister, said,
"He's a loser."
774
00:43:41,062 --> 00:43:42,099
"He's a loser."
775
00:43:42,131 --> 00:43:44,052
They all said it,
"He's a fuckin' loser",
776
00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:45,447
and I didn't believe them.
777
00:43:45,472 --> 00:43:47,472
So, I guess I'm
the fuckin' idiot.
778
00:43:48,663 --> 00:43:50,219
And now you're
not gonna talk to me?
779
00:43:50,322 --> 00:43:52,354
What, you don't
feel like fighting?
780
00:43:52,723 --> 00:43:54,580
Well, I feel like fucking fight.
781
00:43:54,605 --> 00:43:57,715
And I've been up here
by myself for four hours
782
00:43:57,740 --> 00:44:00,217
on this fucking
shithole of a boat...
783
00:44:00,818 --> 00:44:01,977
Yeah.
784
00:44:04,687 --> 00:44:06,838
He's a goddamn war hero.
785
00:44:15,629 --> 00:44:17,605
Okay, you fuckin' horse's ass.
786
00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:19,740
Let's get you over to wardrobe.
787
00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,884
Now, I'll put you in wardrobe,
788
00:44:25,241 --> 00:44:27,447
but you don't stunt,
I don't pay you.
789
00:44:27,683 --> 00:44:30,389
Appreciate the opportunity,
Randy. I won't let you down.
790
00:44:30,706 --> 00:44:33,032
You know my wife,
Janet, don't you?
791
00:44:33,664 --> 00:44:34,783
Yeah.
792
00:44:35,029 --> 00:44:36,521
Steer clear of her.
793
00:44:37,503 --> 00:44:40,407
Now, I admire Cassius Clay, I do.
794
00:44:40,554 --> 00:44:42,029
What I admire is
795
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,205
in his sport, there's
an element of true combat.
796
00:44:45,494 --> 00:44:48,034
When Cassius Clay meets
Sonny Liston in the ring,
797
00:44:48,059 --> 00:44:50,186
that's not two
athletes posturing.
798
00:44:50,729 --> 00:44:51,999
That's combat.
799
00:44:52,382 --> 00:44:55,286
Two men trying to kill
each other right now.
800
00:44:55,672 --> 00:44:57,378
If you don't beat him,
801
00:44:58,036 --> 00:44:59,354
he kills you.
802
00:44:59,977 --> 00:45:01,644
That's beyond athletics.
803
00:45:01,744 --> 00:45:05,069
That's beyond Wide World of
Sports, you know?
804
00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:07,398
That's two warriors
engaged in combat.
805
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,327
That's what I admire.
806
00:45:09,972 --> 00:45:11,552
In martial arts tournaments,
807
00:45:11,782 --> 00:45:14,980
they won't let you fight like that.
It's very frustrating.
808
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,849
You stand in front of a guy,
809
00:45:16,874 --> 00:45:18,461
you just wanna let him have it.
810
00:45:19,769 --> 00:45:21,245
But you can't.
811
00:45:21,404 --> 00:45:24,967
So you gotta do this
play-acting, pattycake version.
812
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:28,348
Cassius Clay,
Sonny Liston, Joe Lewis.
813
00:45:28,662 --> 00:45:31,686
The colored boxer,
not that white kickboxing asshole.
814
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:35,738
They do what they
need to do to win.
815
00:45:35,917 --> 00:45:38,498
They unleash as much
punishment as they have to
816
00:45:38,523 --> 00:45:40,642
to defeat the other guy.
817
00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:42,699
But in martial arts tournaments,
818
00:45:42,802 --> 00:45:45,254
I do to win what
they do to win.
819
00:45:45,622 --> 00:45:48,226
I unleash all my power.
820
00:45:49,302 --> 00:45:50,461
I kill people.
821
00:45:50,852 --> 00:45:53,003
Well, if you fought
Cassius Clay, who would win?
822
00:45:53,197 --> 00:45:56,065
Well, that would never happen.
823
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,216
But if you did, what do
you think would happen?
824
00:45:59,867 --> 00:46:01,525
I'd make him a cripple.
825
00:46:04,332 --> 00:46:05,650
Hey, you.
826
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,225
What's your name?
827
00:46:07,337 --> 00:46:09,377
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
828
00:46:11,119 --> 00:46:12,468
My name's Cliff.
829
00:46:12,745 --> 00:46:14,873
I'm Rick Dalton's stunt double.
830
00:46:14,966 --> 00:46:16,101
Stuntman?
831
00:46:16,434 --> 00:46:17,545
Yeah.
832
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:19,841
You know, you're kind of
pretty for a stuntman.
833
00:46:20,151 --> 00:46:21,856
That's what they tell me.
834
00:46:22,075 --> 00:46:25,710
So, did I say
something funny, stuntman?
835
00:46:26,226 --> 00:46:29,067
- Yeah, you kinda did.
- What's so funny?
836
00:46:29,373 --> 00:46:31,270
Look, man,
I don't want any trouble.
837
00:46:31,365 --> 00:46:32,945
I'm just here to do a job.
838
00:46:33,171 --> 00:46:34,933
But you're laughing at
what I'm saying,
839
00:46:34,967 --> 00:46:36,562
but I'm not saying
anything funny.
840
00:46:36,609 --> 00:46:38,601
So, what do you
think is so funny?
841
00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:41,944
What I think is...
842
00:46:44,341 --> 00:46:47,299
you're a little man with a
big mouth and a big chip.
843
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,981
And I think you
should be embarrassed
844
00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:50,672
to suggest that you'd
be anything more
845
00:46:50,697 --> 00:46:53,721
than a stain on the seat of
Cassius Clay's trunks.
846
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:55,123
Brother...
847
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,083
you're the one
with the big mouth.
848
00:46:57,276 --> 00:46:58,887
And I would really
enjoy closing it
849
00:46:58,912 --> 00:47:01,110
especially in front
of all my friends.
850
00:47:01,963 --> 00:47:05,058
But my hands are registered
as lethal weapons.
851
00:47:05,419 --> 00:47:06,745
That means...
852
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,554
we get into a fight,
I accidentally kill you,
853
00:47:09,837 --> 00:47:11,258
I go to jail.
854
00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:15,089
Anybody accidentally kills
anybody in a fight, they go to jail.
855
00:47:15,114 --> 00:47:16,551
It's called manslaughter.
856
00:47:16,831 --> 00:47:19,258
I think all that lethal weapon
horseshit is just an excuse
857
00:47:19,283 --> 00:47:22,118
so you dancers never have
to get in a real fight.
858
00:47:23,767 --> 00:47:24,886
Okay.
859
00:47:25,823 --> 00:47:27,537
How about a friendly contest?
860
00:47:28,932 --> 00:47:32,027
No punching in the face,
two out of three.
861
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,554
Who puts who
on the ground first.
862
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,300
Nobody tries to hurt
nobody, just...
863
00:47:37,459 --> 00:47:39,252
who ends up on their butt.
864
00:47:43,591 --> 00:47:45,583
That's a great idea, Kato.
865
00:47:57,806 --> 00:47:59,608
You know, Bruce,
that guy's kinda famous.
866
00:47:59,664 --> 00:48:00,933
That guy?
867
00:48:01,164 --> 00:48:02,592
For what?
868
00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:04,933
Killed his wife and
got away with it.
869
00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:06,703
That guy?
870
00:48:07,071 --> 00:48:08,309
That guy.
871
00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,333
Not bad, Kato.
872
00:48:35,475 --> 00:48:36,880
Try that again.
873
00:49:18,733 --> 00:49:19,972
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!
874
00:49:20,635 --> 00:49:23,154
What the fuck is going on here?
875
00:49:23,179 --> 00:49:26,003
Hey, jackass, this is our series lead.
876
00:49:26,067 --> 00:49:27,591
The fuck are you thinking?
877
00:49:27,616 --> 00:49:29,389
You're right, Janet.
I'm sorry about that.
878
00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:32,470
Don't fucking Janet me, you prick.
879
00:49:32,523 --> 00:49:34,864
Hey! What's up, babe?
880
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,310
"What's up", Randy
is that your loser asshole
881
00:49:38,335 --> 00:49:40,264
wife-killing buddy boy here
882
00:49:40,304 --> 00:49:42,081
was beating the
shit out of Bruce!
883
00:49:42,106 --> 00:49:43,375
What?
884
00:49:43,623 --> 00:49:44,567
Hey, Randy.
885
00:49:44,592 --> 00:49:45,542
Cliff!
886
00:49:45,638 --> 00:49:47,495
What the fuck, man?
887
00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:48,871
Let me just say...
888
00:49:48,954 --> 00:49:50,891
nobody beat the
shit out of Bruce.
889
00:49:51,112 --> 00:49:53,271
It was a friendly contest.
He barely touched me.
890
00:49:53,402 --> 00:49:56,441
I think that dent in the car
says somethin' different.
891
00:49:57,278 --> 00:49:59,896
Oh, my God!
892
00:49:59,921 --> 00:50:02,569
What the fuck did
you do to my car?
893
00:50:02,766 --> 00:50:04,789
What the fuck did
you do to her car?
894
00:50:05,295 --> 00:50:06,731
I threw this little prick into it
895
00:50:06,756 --> 00:50:08,502
but I did not know
it was her car.
896
00:50:08,692 --> 00:50:10,295
Get the wardrobe off,
897
00:50:10,399 --> 00:50:11,986
get your shit
898
00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:13,256
and get fucked!
899
00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:14,425
- Janet!
- What?
900
00:50:14,464 --> 00:50:15,852
I will handle this.
901
00:50:15,893 --> 00:50:17,700
Then, fucking handle it, Randy!
902
00:50:18,843 --> 00:50:20,176
Cliff...
903
00:50:20,873 --> 00:50:22,357
get the wardrobe off,
904
00:50:22,429 --> 00:50:23,929
get your shit
905
00:50:24,246 --> 00:50:26,278
and get off the lot.
906
00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:30,802
Fair enough.
907
00:50:50,638 --> 00:50:54,337
♪ Because I'm hungry for
those good things, baby ♪
908
00:50:54,389 --> 00:50:56,945
♪ Hungry through and through ♪
909
00:50:58,092 --> 00:51:01,235
♪ I'm hungry for
that sweet life, baby ♪
910
00:51:01,310 --> 00:51:04,295
♪ With a real fine girl like you ♪
911
00:51:04,388 --> 00:51:06,444
Aww, what's the matter?
912
00:51:06,735 --> 00:51:09,235
You afraid I'll
tell Jim Morrison
913
00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:12,483
you were dancing to
Paul Revere and the Raiders?
914
00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:15,424
Are they not cool
enough for you?
915
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,227
♪ Custom-tailored world ♪
916
00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:20,711
♪ That I wanna own someday ♪
917
00:51:21,827 --> 00:51:24,664
♪ With a special place up high ♪
918
00:51:24,809 --> 00:51:26,730
Who's this shaggy asshole?
919
00:51:29,236 --> 00:51:30,752
Hello, can I help you?
920
00:51:30,935 --> 00:51:33,522
Oh, yeah, hey, man,
I'm looking for Terry.
921
00:51:33,547 --> 00:51:36,236
I'm a friend of Terry's
and, uh, Dennis Wilson.
922
00:51:36,490 --> 00:51:38,284
Well, Terry and Candy
don't live here anymore.
923
00:51:38,339 --> 00:51:40,450
This is the Polanski
residence now.
924
00:51:40,554 --> 00:51:42,197
Really? They moved?
925
00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:44,693
Dang!
926
00:51:45,494 --> 00:51:47,502
Uh, you know-
you know where?
927
00:51:47,579 --> 00:51:50,761
♪ 'Cause I'm hungry for
those good things, baby ♪
928
00:51:50,935 --> 00:51:53,317
♪ I'm hungry through
and through ♪
929
00:51:53,504 --> 00:51:54,758
Who is it, Jay?
930
00:51:55,126 --> 00:51:57,284
It's okay, honey.
It's a friend of Terry's.
931
00:51:58,528 --> 00:52:00,126
You should take the back path.
932
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:01,599
Thanks for telling me.
933
00:52:02,991 --> 00:52:05,951
- ♪ I can almost taste it now ♪
- Ma'am.
934
00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:09,191
♪ Oh, it's sweet as wine ♪
935
00:52:10,158 --> 00:52:12,879
♪ Ain't gonna waste it now ♪
936
00:52:13,861 --> 00:52:16,702
♪ When it's finally mine ♪
937
00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:19,696
♪ Gonna live each minute ♪
938
00:52:22,379 --> 00:52:23,292
Hey, Rick!
939
00:52:23,379 --> 00:52:24,791
I know we just broke for lunch,
940
00:52:24,816 --> 00:52:27,586
but you need to wait at least
an hour before you can eat.
941
00:52:27,706 --> 00:52:29,182
Give the glue a chance to dry.
942
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:32,250
No worries, honey.
I got my book.
943
00:52:32,395 --> 00:52:33,451
Say, say...
944
00:52:33,522 --> 00:52:35,338
Where's the bad guy saloon?
945
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,557
You just go straight
to Western town,
946
00:52:37,582 --> 00:52:39,911
take a right and a left
and you'll see it right there.
947
00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:41,173
Thanks, honey.
948
00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:43,704
Hello.
949
00:53:46,715 --> 00:53:47,779
Hello.
950
00:53:50,201 --> 00:53:51,105
Hello.
951
00:53:55,369 --> 00:53:57,399
Bother you if
I sat next to you,
952
00:53:57,424 --> 00:53:59,012
and read my book, too?
953
00:54:01,149 --> 00:54:02,331
I don't know.
954
00:54:03,664 --> 00:54:05,183
Would you bother me?
955
00:54:05,899 --> 00:54:07,524
I'll try not to.
956
00:54:10,737 --> 00:54:11,952
Sit.
957
00:54:58,983 --> 00:55:00,856
Sorry. Sorry 'bout that.
958
00:55:08,230 --> 00:55:09,627
You don't eat lunch?
959
00:55:10,794 --> 00:55:12,397
I've got a scene after lunch.
960
00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:14,341
Yeah?
961
00:55:15,634 --> 00:55:18,864
Eating lunch before I do
a scene makes me sluggish.
962
00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:21,000
I believe it's the
job of an actor,
963
00:55:21,025 --> 00:55:23,271
and I say actor not actress
964
00:55:23,296 --> 00:55:26,071
because the word
actress is nonsensical.
965
00:55:26,135 --> 00:55:27,920
It's the actor's job
966
00:55:27,945 --> 00:55:30,655
to avoid impediments
to their performance.
967
00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:32,189
It's the actor's job
968
00:55:32,214 --> 00:55:35,024
to strive for 100% effectiveness.
969
00:55:35,329 --> 00:55:39,908
Naturally, we never succeed,
but it's the pursuit
970
00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:42,198
that's meaningful.
971
00:55:43,069 --> 00:55:44,218
Who are you?
972
00:55:44,243 --> 00:55:45,973
You can call me Mirabella.
973
00:55:46,031 --> 00:55:48,793
Mi-Mirabella what?
974
00:55:48,944 --> 00:55:50,491
Mirabella Lancer.
975
00:55:50,593 --> 00:55:54,466
No, no, c-come on,
W-What's your real name?
976
00:55:55,954 --> 00:55:57,160
When we're on set,
977
00:55:57,185 --> 00:56:00,074
I prefer to only be referred
to by my character's name.
978
00:56:00,185 --> 00:56:02,978
It helps me immerse in
the reality of the story.
979
00:56:03,434 --> 00:56:04,998
I've tried it both ways and I'm
980
00:56:05,037 --> 00:56:08,005
always just a tiny bit better
when I don't break character.
981
00:56:08,110 --> 00:56:10,118
If I can be a tiny bit better...
982
00:56:10,511 --> 00:56:12,170
I want to be.
983
00:56:14,866 --> 00:56:17,977
You're the bad guy.
Caleb DeCoteau.
984
00:56:21,603 --> 00:56:25,301
Thought it was
pronounced Caleb DeCoteau.
985
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,948
I'm pretty sure it's DeCoteau.
986
00:56:30,339 --> 00:56:32,752
- DeCoteau.
- Mm-hmm.
987
00:56:33,638 --> 00:56:36,051
DeCoteau. DeCoteau.
988
00:56:54,233 --> 00:56:55,852
What are you reading?
989
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:59,361
It's a biography on Walt Disney.
990
00:56:59,675 --> 00:57:01,230
It's fascinating.
991
00:57:01,255 --> 00:57:03,128
He's a genius, you know.
992
00:57:03,243 --> 00:57:06,172
I mean, once in every 50
or 100 years kind of genius.
993
00:57:06,346 --> 00:57:08,569
Wh-What are you, twelve?
994
00:57:09,675 --> 00:57:11,024
I'm eight.
995
00:57:11,794 --> 00:57:13,390
What are you reading?
996
00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:16,389
Just a Western.
997
00:57:16,437 --> 00:57:19,111
What does that mean?
Is it good?
998
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,746
Pretty good.
999
00:57:21,226 --> 00:57:22,869
What's the story?
1000
00:57:23,787 --> 00:57:25,613
Haven't finished it yet.
1001
00:57:25,795 --> 00:57:28,883
I didn't ask for the whole story.
1002
00:57:28,935 --> 00:57:31,237
What's the idea of the story?
1003
00:57:32,004 --> 00:57:37,433
Well... it's about, uh, this guy
who's a bronco buster.
1004
00:57:38,199 --> 00:57:40,556
It's a story of his life.
1005
00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:43,179
The guy's name is Tom Breezy
1006
00:57:43,204 --> 00:57:45,807
but everyone always
calls him Easy Breezy.
1007
00:57:46,216 --> 00:57:50,439
Now, when Easy Breezy
was in his 20s and-and
1008
00:57:50,486 --> 00:57:52,586
young and good-lookin', he could
1009
00:57:52,611 --> 00:57:55,175
he could break any horse
that you can throw at him.
1010
00:57:55,453 --> 00:57:58,009
Back then, he just had a way.
1011
00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:00,829
Now, he's into his, uh,
1012
00:58:01,022 --> 00:58:04,668
late 30s and takes a bad fall
and messes up his hip
1013
00:58:04,716 --> 00:58:08,748
He's not... crippled
or anything like that, but...
1014
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:11,731
but he's got spine problems
1015
00:58:12,103 --> 00:58:14,873
he's never had before
and he spends, uh,
1016
00:58:16,069 --> 00:58:19,798
more of his days in pain than
he ever did before.
1017
00:58:19,891 --> 00:58:22,391
Jeepers, it sounds like a good novel.
1018
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,119
Yeah, it's not bad.
1019
00:58:26,556 --> 00:58:28,127
Where are you in it?
1020
00:58:29,015 --> 00:58:30,595
About midway.
1021
00:58:32,151 --> 00:58:34,564
What's happening
to Easy Breezy now?
1022
00:58:35,331 --> 00:58:37,513
Uh, he's, uh...
1023
00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:40,736
He's not the best anymore.
1024
00:58:42,137 --> 00:58:44,097
In fact, far from it.
1025
00:58:46,076 --> 00:58:49,404
He's comin' to terms of what
it's like to be slightly more...
1026
00:58:52,735 --> 00:58:54,042
use...
1027
00:59:02,046 --> 00:59:03,752
Slightly more useless
1028
00:59:04,464 --> 00:59:05,868
each day.
1029
00:59:21,717 --> 00:59:23,503
I-It's okay, Caleb.
1030
00:59:23,614 --> 00:59:25,122
It's okay.
1031
00:59:25,515 --> 00:59:27,515
Sounds like a really sad book.
1032
00:59:27,936 --> 00:59:29,666
Poor Easy Breezy.
1033
00:59:30,011 --> 00:59:33,249
I'm practically cryin'
and I haven't even read it.
1034
00:59:34,502 --> 00:59:36,764
About 15 years,
you'll be livin' it.
1035
00:59:36,946 --> 00:59:38,160
What?
1036
00:59:41,130 --> 00:59:42,923
Nothin' pumpkinpuss.
1037
00:59:43,344 --> 00:59:44,431
I'm just...
1038
00:59:45,137 --> 00:59:46,423
I'm just teasin' ya.
1039
00:59:47,894 --> 00:59:49,814
You know somethin', you, uh...
1040
00:59:50,925 --> 00:59:53,108
you might be right
about this book.
1041
00:59:53,984 --> 00:59:56,770
I think it hits harder
than I gave it credit for.
1042
00:59:58,974 --> 01:00:02,292
I don't like names
like "pumpkinpuss"...
1043
01:00:03,157 --> 01:00:04,911
but since you're upset...
1044
01:00:05,265 --> 01:00:07,566
we'll talk about that
some other time.
1045
01:00:17,571 --> 01:00:23,295
♪ Yesterday a child
came out to wonder ♪
1046
01:00:24,126 --> 01:00:29,602
♪ Caught a dragonfly
inside a jar ♪
1047
01:00:30,065 --> 01:00:35,879
♪ Fearful when the sky
was full of thunder ♪
1048
01:00:36,137 --> 01:00:42,506
♪ And tearful at the
falling of a star ♪
1049
01:00:42,756 --> 01:00:48,887
♪ Then the child moved ten
times round the seasons ♪
1050
01:00:49,433 --> 01:00:55,326
♪ Skated over ten
clear frozen streams ♪
1051
01:00:55,698 --> 01:01:01,511
♪ Words like, when you're
older, must appease him ♪
1052
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,924
I'm only going as far
as Westwood Village
1053
01:01:03,977 --> 01:01:07,113
Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
Come on in.
1054
01:01:08,157 --> 01:01:11,875
♪ And the seasons
they go round and round ♪
1055
01:01:11,947 --> 01:01:15,090
♪ And the painted ponies
go up and down ♪
1056
01:01:16,168 --> 01:01:21,526
♪ We're captive on
the carousel of time ♪
1057
01:01:27,774 --> 01:01:28,957
Thanks so much.
1058
01:01:30,807 --> 01:01:32,410
- Well, good luck on your adventure.
- Thank you.
1059
01:01:32,545 --> 01:01:34,767
- Have a good time at Big Sur.
- Thank you so much.
1060
01:01:34,807 --> 01:01:35,783
Take care.
1061
01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:43,881
Oh, hey.
1062
01:02:44,238 --> 01:02:45,340
Hello.
1063
01:02:45,365 --> 01:02:47,691
How can I help you, young lady?
1064
01:02:50,339 --> 01:02:52,155
I'm here to pick
up a first edition
1065
01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:54,609
of Thomas Hardy's
Tess of the d'Urbervilles I ordered.
1066
01:02:54,736 --> 01:02:56,077
It's under Polanski.
1067
01:02:56,104 --> 01:02:57,785
Yeah, you're talking
books here, kid.
1068
01:02:57,810 --> 01:02:59,881
Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?
1069
01:02:59,957 --> 01:03:01,623
- I just read it.
- Yeah?
1070
01:03:01,648 --> 01:03:03,718
I'm getting it as a
gift for my husband.
1071
01:03:06,714 --> 01:03:09,039
- Rick Dalton?
- You bet.
1072
01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:10,419
Jim Stacy.
1073
01:03:10,444 --> 01:03:12,097
It's my show. Welcome aboard.
1074
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:15,108
We're real glad to have a pro like
you playing the heavy on the pilot.
1075
01:03:15,319 --> 01:03:16,692
And I gotta tell ya...
1076
01:03:16,722 --> 01:03:20,278
I came damn close to being
in The 14 Fists of McCluskey.
1077
01:03:20,527 --> 01:03:22,305
- No kiddin'?
- Yeah!
1078
01:03:23,618 --> 01:03:25,975
I just got my part for sheer luck.
1079
01:03:26,074 --> 01:03:29,471
Up until two weeks before
shootin', Fabian was in the part,
1080
01:03:29,586 --> 01:03:32,333
Th-Then he breaks his
shoulder doing The Virginian,
1081
01:03:32,358 --> 01:03:33,556
that's how I got it, so.
1082
01:03:33,581 --> 01:03:34,738
Ah!
1083
01:03:36,168 --> 01:03:39,216
Hey, Rick, I gotta ask you
somethin' I heard about.
1084
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:42,779
Was it true you almost got the
McQueen part in The Great Escape?
1085
01:03:44,634 --> 01:03:45,744
Hilts, isn't it?
1086
01:03:45,769 --> 01:03:47,544
Captain Hilts, actually.
1087
01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:51,553
But, the story goes,
for a brief moment,
1088
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:54,927
McQueen almost
passed on the movie
1089
01:03:54,952 --> 01:03:58,151
and in that brief moment,
I-I was on a list of four.
1090
01:03:58,234 --> 01:03:59,853
You have other plans?
1091
01:03:59,967 --> 01:04:02,879
I haven't seen Berlin yet from
the ground or from the air
1092
01:04:02,904 --> 01:04:05,150
and I plan on doing both
before the war's over.
1093
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,292
You and who?
1094
01:04:06,345 --> 01:04:08,289
Me... and the three Georges.
1095
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:09,694
Which three Georges?
1096
01:04:09,719 --> 01:04:11,473
Peppard, Maharis, and Chakiris.
1097
01:04:11,498 --> 01:04:12,922
- Oh, man!
- Yeah.
1098
01:04:12,947 --> 01:04:14,243
That's gotta hurt.
1099
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:16,346
Yeah, well, I didn't get it.
1100
01:04:16,743 --> 01:04:17,942
McQueen did it.
1101
01:04:17,967 --> 01:04:20,721
And frankly,
I never had a chance.
1102
01:04:22,371 --> 01:04:24,268
Ten days isolation, Hilts.
1103
01:04:24,776 --> 01:04:26,157
Captain Hilts.
1104
01:04:26,341 --> 01:04:27,778
20 days.
1105
01:04:27,966 --> 01:04:29,093
Right.
1106
01:04:30,221 --> 01:04:32,943
Oh, uh, you'll still be here
when I get out?
1107
01:04:34,478 --> 01:04:35,788
Cooler.
1108
01:05:31,178 --> 01:05:32,218
One, please.
1109
01:05:32,486 --> 01:05:34,033
75 cents.
1110
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:39,372
What if I'm in the movie?
1111
01:05:39,932 --> 01:05:41,154
What do you mean?
1112
01:05:41,273 --> 01:05:43,503
I mean, I'm in the movie.
1113
01:05:43,789 --> 01:05:45,337
I'm Sharon Tate.
1114
01:05:46,271 --> 01:05:47,255
You're in this?
1115
01:05:47,319 --> 01:05:50,406
Mm-hmm. I play Miss Carlson.
The klutz.
1116
01:05:51,459 --> 01:05:52,856
That's me.
1117
01:05:54,233 --> 01:05:56,876
But that's the girl from
Valley of the Dolls.
1118
01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:00,322
Well, that's me,
1119
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:02,784
the girl from Valley of the Dolls.
1120
01:06:03,717 --> 01:06:05,979
- Really?
- Really.
1121
01:06:08,426 --> 01:06:10,441
Hey, Ruben! Come out here.
1122
01:06:13,671 --> 01:06:15,750
This is the girl from
Valley of the Dolls.
1123
01:06:16,730 --> 01:06:19,063
- Patty Duke?
- No, the other one.
1124
01:06:19,088 --> 01:06:21,133
- The girl from Peyton Place?
- No, the other one.
1125
01:06:21,205 --> 01:06:23,617
The one who ends up
doing dirty movies.
1126
01:06:24,012 --> 01:06:25,242
Oh...
1127
01:06:25,424 --> 01:06:26,407
She's in this movie.
1128
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,264
Oh.
1129
01:06:27,345 --> 01:06:28,512
Sharon Tate.
1130
01:06:28,664 --> 01:06:29,846
Well...
1131
01:06:29,871 --> 01:06:32,056
Welcome to the Bruin, Miss Tate.
1132
01:06:32,081 --> 01:06:33,710
Thank you for coming
to our theater.
1133
01:06:33,896 --> 01:06:35,466
Would you like to come
in and see the show?
1134
01:06:35,497 --> 01:06:36,528
Could I?
1135
01:06:36,586 --> 01:06:37,697
By all means.
1136
01:06:39,046 --> 01:06:40,118
Thank you.
1137
01:06:41,996 --> 01:06:44,052
Hey... can I get a picture?
1138
01:06:44,115 --> 01:06:45,353
Oh, sure!
1139
01:06:50,024 --> 01:06:52,111
You know, why don't you
stand over by the poster?
1140
01:06:52,144 --> 01:06:53,953
So people will
know who you are.
1141
01:06:54,476 --> 01:06:55,564
Okay.
1142
01:06:56,196 --> 01:06:57,164
Could you?
1143
01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:11,088
Would you like
some refreshments?
1144
01:07:11,137 --> 01:07:13,473
- No, I'm fine, thank you.
- Enjoy the show.
1145
01:07:31,427 --> 01:07:33,681
♪ Well now see ♪
1146
01:07:34,053 --> 01:07:36,323
♪ C. C. Rider ♪
1147
01:07:36,457 --> 01:07:38,878
♪ I said see, see ♪
1148
01:07:38,943 --> 01:07:41,125
♪ What you have done now ♪
1149
01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:44,672
♪ You made me love you ♪
1150
01:07:44,775 --> 01:07:47,998
♪ Na na na, now,
your man has come ♪
1151
01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:50,162
♪ Alright ♪
1152
01:07:50,282 --> 01:07:52,060
Can I ask you a
personal question?
1153
01:07:52,258 --> 01:07:53,314
I wish you would.
1154
01:07:53,357 --> 01:07:54,992
How did a nice boy like you
1155
01:07:55,039 --> 01:07:57,206
get involved with a
group like The Heads?
1156
01:07:57,312 --> 01:07:58,796
I turned to them
after I was rejected
1157
01:07:58,828 --> 01:08:00,843
by the Daughters of the
American Revolution.
1158
01:08:02,798 --> 01:08:04,575
♪ I can't turn you loose ♪
1159
01:08:04,777 --> 01:08:08,466
♪ If I do, I'm gonna lose my
mind, ba-baby ♪
1160
01:08:08,545 --> 01:08:10,593
♪ Do it baby, why don't ya? ♪
1161
01:08:10,649 --> 01:08:12,715
♪ Why don't you gimme
everything I want ♪
1162
01:08:12,787 --> 01:08:14,596
♪ And it's for me alone ♪
1163
01:08:23,988 --> 01:08:25,996
Very pleasant hotel here.
1164
01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:28,583
- Mr. Helm.
- Yes?
1165
01:08:28,639 --> 01:08:29,671
Oh!
1166
01:08:33,608 --> 01:08:34,997
I'm Freya.
1167
01:08:35,316 --> 01:08:37,633
Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.
1168
01:08:38,358 --> 01:08:40,858
These are for you.
Street maps, places of interest.
1169
01:08:41,728 --> 01:08:42,982
This is for you, too.
1170
01:08:44,343 --> 01:08:46,613
- Oh, what year was that?
- 1949.
1171
01:08:46,686 --> 01:08:48,146
Oh, it's a very good year.
1172
01:08:48,201 --> 01:08:50,146
I'm here to help you
in any way I can.
1173
01:08:50,205 --> 01:08:51,640
Well, that's very nice of you.
1174
01:08:51,665 --> 01:08:53,141
Is there anything you'd
like for me to do?
1175
01:08:53,189 --> 01:08:54,792
Yes, ma'am,
a couple of things.
1176
01:08:54,895 --> 01:08:55,824
Yes, sir?
1177
01:08:55,895 --> 01:08:58,594
Would you mind gettin'
off my camera case, please?
1178
01:08:59,262 --> 01:09:01,215
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's fine.
1179
01:09:01,754 --> 01:09:02,913
That's okay.
1180
01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:04,452
I'm sorry about...
1181
01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:07,008
Welcome to Denmark.
1182
01:09:15,998 --> 01:09:18,682
Some kind of hotel
you got here.
1183
01:09:20,988 --> 01:09:22,877
Half a bottle's
better than none.
1184
01:10:10,996 --> 01:10:12,859
That's far enough, jughead.
1185
01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:15,746
Name's not jughead.
1186
01:10:16,741 --> 01:10:18,638
What you doin' 'round here, boy?
1187
01:10:18,912 --> 01:10:20,124
I'm thirsty.
1188
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,783
That's a saloon, ain't it?
1189
01:10:22,015 --> 01:10:23,301
Oh, yeah.
1190
01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:24,782
That's a saloon.
1191
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,540
Only you can't come in.
1192
01:10:26,565 --> 01:10:27,993
Mr. Gilbert.
1193
01:10:29,605 --> 01:10:32,935
Don't let me stop you
from earnin' your money.
1194
01:10:35,119 --> 01:10:38,280
I know how bored and restless
you get when you run out of...
1195
01:10:38,336 --> 01:10:39,684
tamales.
1196
01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:43,547
But Mr. Gilbert, if I was you...
1197
01:10:44,837 --> 01:10:47,115
you'd find out that
jughead's name.
1198
01:10:48,691 --> 01:10:51,294
Allow me to introduce
the two of ya.
1199
01:10:53,170 --> 01:10:55,392
This here is Bob Gilbert.
1200
01:10:56,591 --> 01:10:58,083
The businessman?
1201
01:10:58,288 --> 01:10:59,534
That's right.
1202
01:10:59,931 --> 01:11:01,883
Business Bob Gilbert.
1203
01:11:02,754 --> 01:11:04,357
Who might he be, Caleb?
1204
01:11:04,587 --> 01:11:07,111
Oh, that's a fella
by the name of Madrid.
1205
01:11:08,362 --> 01:11:09,743
Johnny Madrid.
1206
01:11:10,825 --> 01:11:13,119
Who's Johnny Madrid?
1207
01:11:18,977 --> 01:11:20,874
He ain't from 'round here.
1208
01:11:21,032 --> 01:11:22,501
No, really.
1209
01:11:23,056 --> 01:11:24,429
Who is he, Caleb?
1210
01:11:28,886 --> 01:11:30,481
Well, you're about to find out.
1211
01:11:32,352 --> 01:11:33,749
Businessman.
1212
01:11:51,055 --> 01:11:52,942
Ready when you are,
1213
01:11:53,030 --> 01:11:54,237
Gilbert.
1214
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:11,610
Again, mas?
1215
01:12:36,139 --> 01:12:37,774
Johnny Madrid.
1216
01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:44,875
How long's it been?
1217
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,383
Since that time in Juarez, 'bout...
1218
01:12:47,558 --> 01:12:48,923
three years ago.
1219
01:12:49,274 --> 01:12:51,163
Come on in, have a drink.
1220
01:12:52,094 --> 01:12:54,713
Hell, in that case...
1221
01:12:56,483 --> 01:12:57,959
buy you a drink, Caleb?
1222
01:12:59,128 --> 01:13:00,564
Sure, Johnny.
1223
01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:03,819
How 'bout some mezcal?
1224
01:13:04,124 --> 01:13:06,259
Like that time in Juarez.
1225
01:13:07,811 --> 01:13:09,557
People died that day.
1226
01:13:10,581 --> 01:13:11,883
Yes, they did.
1227
01:13:13,261 --> 01:13:14,976
But we had a good time.
1228
01:13:15,753 --> 01:13:16,816
Didn't we?
1229
01:13:16,841 --> 01:13:17,944
Yeah.
1230
01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:19,174
We did.
1231
01:13:20,089 --> 01:13:21,954
After you, DeCoteau.
1232
01:13:22,965 --> 01:13:24,307
Pepe!
1233
01:13:24,521 --> 01:13:27,544
Get your behind behind that
bar, I have a guest.
1234
01:13:36,087 --> 01:13:37,301
Dos mezcal.
1235
01:13:41,021 --> 01:13:42,108
You have food?
1236
01:13:42,571 --> 01:13:44,103
Beans and tortillas.
1237
01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:45,420
How's some beans?
1238
01:13:46,988 --> 01:13:48,170
I've had worse.
1239
01:13:48,498 --> 01:13:50,553
Give us a plate of beans.
1240
01:13:50,918 --> 01:13:52,157
One dollar.
1241
01:13:55,609 --> 01:13:58,331
To my wife
and all my sweethearts...
1242
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:01,276
may they never meet.
1243
01:14:08,460 --> 01:14:10,031
Señor Madrid.
1244
01:14:10,430 --> 01:14:11,873
Would you care to
join me at my table
1245
01:14:11,898 --> 01:14:13,410
where I entertain my guests?
1246
01:14:13,435 --> 01:14:15,602
I'd be delighted,
Monsieur DeCoteau.
1247
01:14:17,730 --> 01:14:19,262
Take the bottle wit' ya.
1248
01:14:21,441 --> 01:14:22,814
So Johnny.
1249
01:14:25,511 --> 01:14:27,377
What brings you
to Royal Del Hole?
1250
01:14:27,408 --> 01:14:29,296
Oh, you know me, Caleb.
1251
01:14:30,106 --> 01:14:31,193
The money.
1252
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:34,645
And who's paying around here?
1253
01:14:35,164 --> 01:14:36,354
I hope you.
1254
01:14:38,846 --> 01:14:40,686
And what have you
heard about me?
1255
01:14:41,356 --> 01:14:43,142
I heard about
the Lancer Ranch,
1256
01:14:43,323 --> 01:14:45,156
all the cattle
you've appropriated.
1257
01:14:45,515 --> 01:14:47,627
A lotta land, lotta
cows, a lotta money,
1258
01:14:47,652 --> 01:14:48,793
no law to speak of,
1259
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,264
and nothin' but an
old man and some
1260
01:14:50,289 --> 01:14:52,558
Mexican ranch hands
to shoo ya off.
1261
01:14:55,606 --> 01:14:56,567
Hey...
1262
01:14:56,744 --> 01:14:59,870
where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours' fiddle?
1263
01:15:00,617 --> 01:15:01,792
She's asleep.
1264
01:15:02,121 --> 01:15:03,882
Wake her the heck up,
get her down here
1265
01:15:03,931 --> 01:15:07,526
with her fiddle and her bow
and entertain my guest.
1266
01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:09,326
Si, señor.
1267
01:15:10,765 --> 01:15:13,225
But please,
don't hurt her this time.
1268
01:15:14,689 --> 01:15:16,332
I ain't gonna hurt her.
1269
01:15:17,015 --> 01:15:19,420
I just want her to play the fiddle.
1270
01:15:23,451 --> 01:15:24,403
Line?
1271
01:15:24,428 --> 01:15:26,474
Go... go fetch her and tell her what?
1272
01:15:26,499 --> 01:15:28,586
Go fetch her and tell
her I'll give her
1273
01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:30,198
a fat five-dollar gold piece...
1274
01:15:30,223 --> 01:15:31,874
Right, right, go fetch her
and tell her I'll give her a fat
1275
01:15:31,899 --> 01:15:33,874
fat five-
fat five-dollar gold piece
1276
01:15:33,899 --> 01:15:36,055
if she played her little chili
pepper heart out, right?
1277
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,039
- Right.
- Yeah.
1278
01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:45,016
I ain't gonna hurt her.
1279
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,667
I just want her
to play the fiddle.
1280
01:15:47,859 --> 01:15:49,081
Now, go fetch her and tell her
1281
01:15:49,138 --> 01:15:51,224
I'll give her a fat
five-dollar gold piece
1282
01:15:51,249 --> 01:15:53,608
if she played her little
chili pepper heart out.
1283
01:15:54,325 --> 01:15:55,389
Go on!
1284
01:16:00,413 --> 01:16:02,183
So, Johnny.
1285
01:16:03,158 --> 01:16:05,825
What else you heard, hmm?
1286
01:16:06,535 --> 01:16:08,726
I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard
1287
01:16:09,027 --> 01:16:11,914
but Lancer's got money.
1288
01:16:13,039 --> 01:16:14,642
At some point,
1289
01:16:15,122 --> 01:16:17,273
he's gonna hire some guns
1290
01:16:17,564 --> 01:16:19,635
and push back.
1291
01:16:26,770 --> 01:16:28,222
Line? Line, line, line...
1292
01:16:28,281 --> 01:16:29,503
"Maybe he already has."
1293
01:16:32,678 --> 01:16:33,726
Maybe...
1294
01:16:33,853 --> 01:16:36,155
Goddammit!
I fucked this whole thing up!
1295
01:16:36,216 --> 01:16:38,224
Damn, I fucked
this whole thing up.
1296
01:16:38,297 --> 01:16:39,414
Just go back, please.
1297
01:16:39,439 --> 01:16:40,754
Could we just cut?
Could we just cut?
1298
01:16:40,826 --> 01:16:43,794
- No, really, just say the fucking line!
- No, Sam, please.
1299
01:16:43,839 --> 01:16:46,224
"Maybe he already has"
"Maybe he already has"
1300
01:16:46,274 --> 01:16:48,766
Argh! Goddammit!
Alright! Alright! Alright!
1301
01:16:48,929 --> 01:16:50,286
Whoo!
1302
01:16:50,461 --> 01:16:52,595
Goddamn outlaw, Rick.
Come on now.
1303
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:54,181
Hoo!
1304
01:16:54,491 --> 01:16:56,443
I got it. I got it.
1305
01:16:57,193 --> 01:16:58,486
Go back a bit, would you?
1306
01:16:58,573 --> 01:17:00,407
No, he's right. Back to one.
1307
01:17:01,888 --> 01:17:04,602
- Use all that anger, use it.
- Oh, I'ma use it.
1308
01:17:04,686 --> 01:17:07,201
- You show me tough.
- Mm-hmm.
1309
01:17:09,414 --> 01:17:12,055
And... action.
1310
01:17:15,410 --> 01:17:16,427
I heard you...
1311
01:17:16,712 --> 01:17:19,269
But Lancer's got money.
1312
01:17:20,119 --> 01:17:21,643
At some point,
1313
01:17:22,321 --> 01:17:24,662
he's gonna hire some guns and...
1314
01:17:25,653 --> 01:17:26,915
push back.
1315
01:17:30,072 --> 01:17:32,159
Maybe he already has.
1316
01:17:33,953 --> 01:17:34,984
Maybe.
1317
01:17:38,302 --> 01:17:39,763
Maybe I don't like Lancer.
1318
01:17:41,172 --> 01:17:43,149
Maybe I don't like his boots.
1319
01:17:44,738 --> 01:17:47,625
Maybe I don't like the
way he uses those boots
1320
01:17:47,650 --> 01:17:49,222
to step on people.
1321
01:17:53,150 --> 01:17:55,045
What the fuck was that?!
1322
01:17:55,070 --> 01:17:57,003
Jesus Christ!
1323
01:17:57,376 --> 01:17:58,392
Fuck!
1324
01:17:59,194 --> 01:18:00,170
Shit.
1325
01:18:01,418 --> 01:18:03,069
Damn it, Rick, you screwed up
1326
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,888
the fucking lines!
1327
01:18:04,913 --> 01:18:07,912
Embarrass yourself like that in
front of all those goddamn people!
1328
01:18:08,035 --> 01:18:09,606
You're drinkin' all night.
1329
01:18:09,671 --> 01:18:12,086
Fuckin' drinkin' again,
eight goddamn
1330
01:18:12,157 --> 01:18:13,863
fuckin' whiskey sours.
1331
01:18:15,110 --> 01:18:17,546
Fuckin' bullshit.
1332
01:18:18,972 --> 01:18:21,488
You're a fuckin' miserable drunk.
1333
01:18:21,528 --> 01:18:24,020
Fuckin' remember your fuckin' lines.
1334
01:18:24,093 --> 01:18:25,489
I practiced 'em!
1335
01:18:25,514 --> 01:18:27,553
And now I don't look like
I goddamn practiced 'em!
1336
01:18:27,597 --> 01:18:29,453
You're sittin' there
like a fuckin' baboon...
1337
01:18:29,478 --> 01:18:30,243
Blah-blah-blah...
1338
01:18:30,291 --> 01:18:31,187
Duh-duh-duh...
1339
01:18:31,229 --> 01:18:32,677
Duh-duh-duh-duh. Fuck!
1340
01:18:32,710 --> 01:18:33,670
Eight fuckin' whiskey sours.
1341
01:18:33,735 --> 01:18:36,553
I couldn't stop at fuckin'
three or four, I have eight?!
1342
01:18:36,608 --> 01:18:37,639
Why?
1343
01:18:37,688 --> 01:18:40,434
You're a fuckin' alcoholic,
I drink too much!
1344
01:18:40,534 --> 01:18:43,082
Every fuckin' night!
Every fuckin' night!
1345
01:18:43,129 --> 01:18:45,217
That's it, that's fuckin' it!
1346
01:18:45,302 --> 01:18:46,634
That's fuckin' it.
1347
01:18:46,659 --> 01:18:48,961
You stop drinkin' right now, alright?
1348
01:18:49,075 --> 01:18:51,353
Promise yourself you'll
stop fuckin' drinkin'.
1349
01:18:56,674 --> 01:18:57,864
Dammit!
1350
01:18:58,772 --> 01:19:00,673
You gonna show
that fucking crew.
1351
01:19:00,698 --> 01:19:02,833
You gonna show that
goddamn Jim Stacy.
1352
01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:05,117
You gonna show all them
on that goddamn fuckin' set
1353
01:19:05,189 --> 01:19:07,498
who the fuck Rick Dalton is, alright?
1354
01:19:07,539 --> 01:19:09,385
Lemme tell you somethin'...
1355
01:19:09,442 --> 01:19:11,727
you don't get these lines right...
1356
01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:14,928
I'ma blow your fuckin'
brains out tonight.
1357
01:19:15,222 --> 01:19:16,245
Alright?
1358
01:19:16,325 --> 01:19:19,944
Your brains are gonna be splattered
all over your goddamn pool.
1359
01:19:19,969 --> 01:19:21,624
I mean it, motherfucker.
1360
01:19:21,870 --> 01:19:23,497
Get your shit together.
1361
01:20:29,073 --> 01:20:30,604
- Better?
- That's great!
1362
01:20:36,444 --> 01:20:39,172
Ladies and gentlemen...
the beat goes on.
1363
01:20:39,230 --> 01:20:41,873
♪ KHJ Los Angeles ♪
1364
01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:45,311
3:31 in Los Angeles.
This is The Real Don Steele.
1365
01:20:45,383 --> 01:20:47,470
♪ I know that it's ten ♪
1366
01:20:47,545 --> 01:20:48,958
♪ And you're stayin' in ♪
1367
01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:52,619
♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
1368
01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:55,548
♪ And you're stayin' home ♪
1369
01:20:55,686 --> 01:20:57,782
♪ And I'm all alone ♪
1370
01:20:58,096 --> 01:21:01,279
♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
1371
01:21:05,323 --> 01:21:08,043
♪ Won't you won't you
Won't you bring a little water ♪
1372
01:21:08,362 --> 01:21:10,124
♪ Bring a little wine ♪
1373
01:21:10,429 --> 01:21:12,167
♪ Bring a little lovin' ♪
1374
01:21:12,477 --> 01:21:14,090
♪ I feel fine ♪
1375
01:21:14,585 --> 01:21:16,521
♪ Know that you want to ♪
1376
01:21:16,799 --> 01:21:18,537
♪ I know that you do ♪
1377
01:21:18,859 --> 01:21:22,129
♪ Come in here and love with me ♪
1378
01:21:30,849 --> 01:21:33,770
♪ Hot August night ♪
1379
01:21:33,928 --> 01:21:35,856
♪ And the leaves hanging down ♪
1380
01:21:35,917 --> 01:21:37,369
♪ And the grass on the ground ♪
1381
01:21:37,449 --> 01:21:39,173
♪ Smelling sweet ♪
1382
01:21:45,284 --> 01:21:48,324
♪ Move up the road ♪
1383
01:21:48,424 --> 01:21:50,186
♪ To the outside of town ♪
1384
01:21:50,241 --> 01:21:53,336
♪ And the sound of
that good gospel beat ♪
1385
01:21:56,892 --> 01:21:59,360
Hey!
♪ Sits a ragged tent ♪
1386
01:21:59,473 --> 01:22:00,552
Hi!
1387
01:22:00,601 --> 01:22:03,141
♪ Where there ain't no trees ♪
1388
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,850
♪ And that gospel group ♪
1389
01:22:05,875 --> 01:22:07,027
Whoo!
1390
01:22:07,526 --> 01:22:09,902
♪ Tellin' you and me ♪
1391
01:22:10,246 --> 01:22:12,587
♪ It's Love, Brother Love, say ♪
1392
01:22:12,627 --> 01:22:15,278
♪ Brother Love's
Travelling Salvation Show ♪
1393
01:22:15,386 --> 01:22:17,617
Fuck you, you fucking pig!
1394
01:22:17,659 --> 01:22:18,974
♪ Pack up the babies ♪
1395
01:22:19,024 --> 01:22:20,514
♪ And grab the old ladies ♪
1396
01:22:20,587 --> 01:22:22,260
♪ And everyone goes ♪
1397
01:22:22,403 --> 01:22:24,133
♪ 'Cause everyone knows ♪
1398
01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:26,711
♪ Brother Love's show ♪
1399
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:36,589
Hello, hotstuff.
1400
01:22:36,996 --> 01:22:38,496
Looks like third time's the charm.
1401
01:22:38,551 --> 01:22:39,622
Mmm.
1402
01:22:39,684 --> 01:22:41,231
How were those pickles?
1403
01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,303
Real good.
1404
01:22:45,783 --> 01:22:47,339
They were the fancy kind.
1405
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:51,440
Gimme a lift?
1406
01:22:51,662 --> 01:22:52,940
Where you goin'?
1407
01:22:54,361 --> 01:22:55,734
I'm going to Chatsworth.
1408
01:22:56,559 --> 01:22:57,701
Chatsworth?
1409
01:22:58,784 --> 01:23:01,484
You hitch up and down
Burbank Boulevard all day
1410
01:23:01,571 --> 01:23:03,762
till someone says they'll
dive you to Chatsworth?
1411
01:23:04,515 --> 01:23:06,138
Tourists love to drive me.
1412
01:23:06,194 --> 01:23:08,091
I'm their favorite part of their
L.A. vacation, you know.
1413
01:23:08,123 --> 01:23:09,804
They'll be telling stories about
1414
01:23:09,829 --> 01:23:11,726
a Hollywood hippie girl
1415
01:23:11,774 --> 01:23:13,917
that took them for a ride
at the Movie Ranch
1416
01:23:13,964 --> 01:23:15,321
for the rest of their lives.
1417
01:23:15,861 --> 01:23:17,514
Wait, Spahn Movie Ranch?
1418
01:23:18,179 --> 01:23:19,275
Yeah.
1419
01:23:19,335 --> 01:23:21,264
That's where you're going,
Spahn Movie Ranch?
1420
01:23:21,359 --> 01:23:22,398
Uh-huh.
1421
01:23:22,423 --> 01:23:23,812
W-Why you goin' there?
1422
01:23:24,276 --> 01:23:25,641
I live there.
1423
01:23:25,855 --> 01:23:27,070
Alone?
1424
01:24:03,126 --> 01:24:04,222
No.
1425
01:24:04,515 --> 01:24:05,984
Me and my friends.
1426
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,956
So, you and a bunch
of friends like you
1427
01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:12,020
all live at Spahn Movie Ranch?
1428
01:24:13,144 --> 01:24:14,255
Yeah.
1429
01:24:16,410 --> 01:24:18,442
Well, hop in, I'll take you there.
1430
01:24:19,370 --> 01:24:20,512
Great!
1431
01:24:22,146 --> 01:24:23,496
♪ And when your
heart is troubled ♪
1432
01:24:23,551 --> 01:24:25,210
♪ You gotta reach
out your other hand ♪
1433
01:24:25,851 --> 01:24:27,851
♪ Reach it out to
the man up there ♪
1434
01:24:28,226 --> 01:24:29,704
♪ 'Cause that's what
he's there for ♪
1435
01:24:29,729 --> 01:24:31,618
You wanna go down here and
get on the Hollywood Freeway.
1436
01:24:31,707 --> 01:24:32,882
I know where it is.
1437
01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:37,312
Are you some
old cowboy guy that
1438
01:24:37,348 --> 01:24:38,467
used to make movies there?
1439
01:24:38,511 --> 01:24:39,582
Whoa!
1440
01:24:40,384 --> 01:24:41,463
What?
1441
01:24:42,477 --> 01:24:45,183
Surprised how accurate that
description of me really is.
1442
01:24:45,230 --> 01:24:48,711
Some old cowboy guy who used
to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch.
1443
01:24:49,443 --> 01:24:50,776
You used to...
1444
01:24:51,118 --> 01:24:54,173
make Westerns at the ranch
back in the old-timey days?
1445
01:24:56,612 --> 01:24:59,350
Well, if by the old-timey days
1446
01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:01,446
you mean television
eight years ago...
1447
01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:02,679
yeah.
1448
01:25:02,790 --> 01:25:04,211
You an actor?
1449
01:25:04,289 --> 01:25:05,916
No, I'm a stuntman.
1450
01:25:07,074 --> 01:25:08,375
Stuntman.
1451
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:11,240
That's way better.
1452
01:25:12,108 --> 01:25:13,799
Why is that way better?
1453
01:25:14,687 --> 01:25:16,031
Actors are phony.
1454
01:25:16,056 --> 01:25:17,021
Oh.
1455
01:25:17,046 --> 01:25:18,666
They just say lines
that other people write
1456
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,595
and pretend to murder
people on their...
1457
01:25:21,669 --> 01:25:23,042
stupid TV shows.
1458
01:25:23,089 --> 01:25:25,232
Meanwhile, real people
are being murdered every day
1459
01:25:25,257 --> 01:25:26,471
in Vietnam.
1460
01:25:31,845 --> 01:25:35,266
♪ Hey, little girl in the
high school sweater ♪
1461
01:25:36,460 --> 01:25:38,897
♪ Gee, but I'd like
to know you better ♪
1462
01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:43,070
♪ Just a-swingin' your
books and chewin' gum ♪
1463
01:25:43,217 --> 01:25:45,511
♪ Lookin' just like a juicy plum ♪
1464
01:25:45,595 --> 01:25:48,404
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, little girl ♪
1465
01:25:48,995 --> 01:25:50,821
Want me to suck your
cock while driving?
1466
01:25:52,593 --> 01:25:55,530
♪ Hey, little girl in the
black silk stockings ♪
1467
01:25:57,025 --> 01:25:59,231
♪ Gee, but you got
my heart rockin' ♪
1468
01:25:59,291 --> 01:26:00,545
How old are you?
1469
01:26:01,595 --> 01:26:02,722
What?
1470
01:26:03,047 --> 01:26:04,444
How old are you?
1471
01:26:06,729 --> 01:26:07,928
Wow, man.
1472
01:26:09,232 --> 01:26:11,994
First time anybody asked that
in a long time.
1473
01:26:13,053 --> 01:26:14,402
What's the answer?
1474
01:26:16,573 --> 01:26:17,597
Okay.
1475
01:26:17,969 --> 01:26:19,771
You wanna play kiddie games?
1476
01:26:21,290 --> 01:26:22,503
18.
1477
01:26:22,754 --> 01:26:23,882
Feel better?
1478
01:26:24,034 --> 01:26:26,066
Got some ID, you know,
1479
01:26:26,091 --> 01:26:28,051
like a driver's
license or somethin'?
1480
01:26:28,102 --> 01:26:29,483
Are you joking?
1481
01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:30,729
No, I'm not.
1482
01:26:30,873 --> 01:26:34,370
I need to see somethin' official
to verify that you're 18
1483
01:26:34,557 --> 01:26:35,755
which you don't have
1484
01:26:35,799 --> 01:26:37,259
because you're not.
1485
01:26:40,617 --> 01:26:42,593
Talk about a bring down
bummer, dude.
1486
01:26:43,331 --> 01:26:44,426
That's you.
1487
01:26:44,451 --> 01:26:45,490
Yeah.
1488
01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:51,537
Obviously,
1489
01:26:51,719 --> 01:26:53,442
I'm not too young to fuck you.
1490
01:26:54,614 --> 01:26:56,868
But obviously,
you are too old to fuck me.
1491
01:26:57,808 --> 01:27:00,847
What I'm too old to do
is go to jail for poontang.
1492
01:27:03,337 --> 01:27:04,988
Prison's tryin' to
get me all my life,
1493
01:27:05,013 --> 01:27:06,338
ain't got me yet.
1494
01:27:06,401 --> 01:27:07,933
The day it does...
1495
01:27:07,965 --> 01:27:09,608
it won't be because of you.
1496
01:27:10,539 --> 01:27:11,770
No offense.
1497
01:27:15,449 --> 01:27:16,667
You all right, honey?
1498
01:27:16,759 --> 01:27:18,711
She's just fine,
ain't you, shorty?
1499
01:27:18,949 --> 01:27:20,576
I'm fine, Scott.
1500
01:27:20,959 --> 01:27:22,093
He hasn't touched you.
1501
01:27:22,118 --> 01:27:23,594
Camera's ready, Mr. Dalton.
1502
01:27:26,146 --> 01:27:27,408
Be right out.
1503
01:27:28,711 --> 01:27:29,934
The war.
1504
01:27:31,204 --> 01:27:33,759
I rode with the British cavalry...
1505
01:28:43,585 --> 01:28:45,498
Lancer's boys are here!
1506
01:28:46,605 --> 01:28:48,217
The old man here?
1507
01:28:48,653 --> 01:28:49,748
Nada.
1508
01:28:50,407 --> 01:28:51,470
But the son is.
1509
01:28:53,715 --> 01:28:54,842
Ah.
1510
01:28:55,882 --> 01:28:57,485
The one from Boston.
1511
01:28:58,791 --> 01:28:59,863
Don't know.
1512
01:29:00,323 --> 01:29:01,625
You from Boston?
1513
01:29:01,744 --> 01:29:02,728
Yes.
1514
01:29:03,032 --> 01:29:04,754
It's the Boston one!
1515
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:08,277
Keep the others outside.
1516
01:29:09,335 --> 01:29:10,668
The brother come in.
1517
01:29:12,171 --> 01:29:13,830
You heard him, Boston.
1518
01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,778
Come on in, Boston.
1519
01:29:26,321 --> 01:29:27,313
See, honey?
1520
01:29:27,534 --> 01:29:29,789
I told you
they'd come to parlay.
1521
01:29:31,356 --> 01:29:32,562
You all right, honey?
1522
01:29:32,642 --> 01:29:35,125
Ah, she's just fine.
1523
01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:37,272
Ain't you, shorty?
1524
01:29:38,849 --> 01:29:40,166
I'm fine, Scott.
1525
01:29:40,777 --> 01:29:42,206
They haven't hurt you?
1526
01:29:42,817 --> 01:29:44,388
Not yet, I ain't.
1527
01:29:45,081 --> 01:29:46,931
But that can all change...
1528
01:29:47,859 --> 01:29:49,002
like that.
1529
01:29:52,637 --> 01:29:53,692
Say...
1530
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:55,748
where'd you get that limp?
1531
01:29:57,351 --> 01:29:58,653
From the war.
1532
01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:01,171
Which side?
1533
01:30:02,100 --> 01:30:04,949
I rode with the British cavalry
in India.
1534
01:30:06,733 --> 01:30:08,685
What'd they call that outfit?
1535
01:30:09,394 --> 01:30:10,902
Bengal Lancers.
1536
01:30:14,765 --> 01:30:17,241
Now, now, now, now, that is funny.
That is funny.
1537
01:30:17,305 --> 01:30:19,106
That's not so funny.
1538
01:30:19,325 --> 01:30:20,634
Don't you get it?
1539
01:30:20,746 --> 01:30:23,795
Bengal... Lancer. Hmm?
1540
01:30:24,067 --> 01:30:25,305
Oh, yeah.
1541
01:30:27,492 --> 01:30:29,579
- That is kind of funny.
- It is.
1542
01:30:30,646 --> 01:30:33,638
You do know kidnapping
is a hanging offense.
1543
01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:36,400
So is blowin' the
heads off little girls.
1544
01:30:38,518 --> 01:30:40,645
They can only hang me once.
1545
01:30:40,717 --> 01:30:41,717
Right?
1546
01:30:42,495 --> 01:30:43,534
So...
1547
01:30:45,050 --> 01:30:48,614
You come down here for a...
for a Boston social?
1548
01:30:48,857 --> 01:30:50,666
Or we gonna talk price?
1549
01:30:50,850 --> 01:30:52,009
How much?
1550
01:30:52,424 --> 01:30:53,646
I'd say...
1551
01:30:53,702 --> 01:30:55,797
50 thousand dollars'd buy me
1552
01:30:55,822 --> 01:30:59,035
a whole lotta chicken
mole in Mexico.
1553
01:30:59,557 --> 01:31:00,581
It's a lot of money.
1554
01:31:00,636 --> 01:31:02,707
Well, she's a lotta little girl.
1555
01:31:03,456 --> 01:31:04,790
Or don't you agree?
1556
01:31:05,766 --> 01:31:07,012
I agree.
1557
01:31:08,579 --> 01:31:10,071
So, what's next?
1558
01:31:10,543 --> 01:31:12,877
Well, I'll send one of
my boys out to your ranch
1559
01:31:12,902 --> 01:31:15,980
to fill you in on all the
details, but, uh...
1560
01:31:16,979 --> 01:31:21,169
the one detail I'm gonna fill
you in on right now is this...
1561
01:31:22,047 --> 01:31:25,174
I don't want no
beaner bronco buster
1562
01:31:25,238 --> 01:31:26,658
handin' me that $50,000,
1563
01:31:26,725 --> 01:31:30,082
I want the old man himself...
1564
01:31:30,237 --> 01:31:31,792
Murdoch Lancer
1565
01:31:32,025 --> 01:31:35,104
puts $50,000 in my lap!
1566
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:38,761
Or I'll heave this little
pitcher down the well!
1567
01:31:39,264 --> 01:31:41,796
You got that, Boston?!
1568
01:31:42,161 --> 01:31:43,225
Ha?!
1569
01:31:43,756 --> 01:31:44,788
Yeah.
1570
01:31:45,864 --> 01:31:48,110
Alright, messenger boy...
1571
01:31:49,038 --> 01:31:50,506
deliver my message.
1572
01:31:57,410 --> 01:32:00,616
Give me evil, sexy Hamlet...
1573
01:32:01,017 --> 01:32:02,596
Settle into it...
1574
01:32:02,937 --> 01:32:04,437
Enjoy it...
1575
01:32:05,017 --> 01:32:06,429
And cut!
1576
01:32:08,789 --> 01:32:10,051
Oh, boy.
1577
01:32:10,245 --> 01:32:12,800
I didn't hurt you there,
Mirabella, with that throw, did I?
1578
01:32:12,858 --> 01:32:15,723
No, no, no, I'm good.
I've got pads on.
1579
01:32:15,766 --> 01:32:18,742
I always throw myself on the
floor, just for fun,
1580
01:32:18,767 --> 01:32:20,338
even when I'm not getting paid.
1581
01:32:21,266 --> 01:32:22,464
Next plate.
1582
01:32:22,559 --> 01:32:26,345
Rick, Rick, Rick! Put her there!
1583
01:32:26,370 --> 01:32:27,634
- Oh.
- That was it!
1584
01:32:27,733 --> 01:32:30,336
That was absolutely fantastic.
I loved it!
1585
01:32:30,561 --> 01:32:31,998
Hey, and your idea about
1586
01:32:32,038 --> 01:32:33,560
throwing the little
girl on the ground,
1587
01:32:33,585 --> 01:32:34,966
that just worked like a charm.
1588
01:32:35,464 --> 01:32:37,695
- You said Shakespeare.
- Oh, that's right!
1589
01:32:38,030 --> 01:32:40,470
And that's what I
mean by 'scare me'.
1590
01:32:40,495 --> 01:32:41,200
Yeah.
1591
01:32:41,240 --> 01:32:42,953
Evil Hamlet scares people!
1592
01:32:42,978 --> 01:32:43,697
All right.
1593
01:32:43,722 --> 01:32:45,446
Oh, and by the way...
1594
01:32:45,529 --> 01:32:47,664
"beaner bronco buster"?
1595
01:32:47,693 --> 01:32:49,200
Where the hell did
that come from?
1596
01:32:49,225 --> 01:32:50,439
Improv.
1597
01:32:50,464 --> 01:32:51,671
It's wonderful.
1598
01:32:52,205 --> 01:32:54,689
It's a triple alliterative improv.
1599
01:32:54,790 --> 01:32:56,774
Don't get those too often.
1600
01:32:56,837 --> 01:32:58,536
- Okay! We're all good!
- All right.
1601
01:32:58,599 --> 01:33:00,067
- Don't need to go again?
- No, we're done.
1602
01:33:00,092 --> 01:33:01,329
That was fantastic!
1603
01:33:01,399 --> 01:33:03,931
Okay, we're moving on.
We're in the bordello.
1604
01:33:04,068 --> 01:33:05,044
Next set up.
1605
01:33:09,058 --> 01:33:12,836
That was the best acting
I've ever seen in my whole life.
1606
01:33:14,324 --> 01:33:15,578
Thank you.
1607
01:33:33,555 --> 01:33:35,524
Rick fucking Dalton.
1608
01:33:48,464 --> 01:33:49,535
That's a car.
1609
01:33:50,975 --> 01:33:52,507
That's a strange car.
1610
01:33:53,852 --> 01:33:55,685
Snake, go see who's outside.
1611
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:09,682
So, who is it?
1612
01:34:10,146 --> 01:34:11,415
I ain't sure yet.
1613
01:34:12,259 --> 01:34:13,957
Bitchin' yellow Coupe de Ville.
1614
01:34:14,966 --> 01:34:16,347
Keep an eye on it.
1615
01:35:05,450 --> 01:35:06,521
Come on.
1616
01:35:23,436 --> 01:35:24,936
Where the hell is everybody?
1617
01:35:34,601 --> 01:35:35,934
Hey, where's Gypsy?
1618
01:35:36,371 --> 01:35:37,942
She's down by the chop shop.
1619
01:35:44,626 --> 01:35:46,602
- Hey!
- Hello!
1620
01:35:46,713 --> 01:35:49,650
Gypsy, I want you to
come meet my new friend.
1621
01:35:50,376 --> 01:35:52,073
Some old lookin' dude
on a Hawaiian shirt
1622
01:35:52,098 --> 01:35:54,249
who just gave
Pussycat a ride home.
1623
01:35:54,566 --> 01:35:55,852
He just give her a lift?
1624
01:35:56,239 --> 01:35:57,176
Nope.
1625
01:35:57,485 --> 01:35:59,731
She's bringing him down the
ranch to meet everybody.
1626
01:36:00,148 --> 01:36:01,442
Stay by the door,
1627
01:36:01,467 --> 01:36:03,005
tell me if he starts
comin' this way.
1628
01:36:04,811 --> 01:36:07,168
- Welcome to our community.
- Thanks for having me.
1629
01:36:07,307 --> 01:36:09,704
And thank you for giving our
precious Pussy a ride home.
1630
01:36:09,768 --> 01:36:10,974
Think nothin' of it.
1631
01:36:11,267 --> 01:36:12,497
We love Pussy.
1632
01:36:13,090 --> 01:36:14,288
Yes, we do.
1633
01:36:14,538 --> 01:36:16,482
Where is everybody?
Where's the children?
1634
01:36:16,562 --> 01:36:18,284
Everybody left for Santa Barbara.
1635
01:36:19,147 --> 01:36:20,155
Really?
1636
01:36:20,854 --> 01:36:22,457
Charlie's gone? Everybody left?
1637
01:36:22,824 --> 01:36:25,903
Well, not everybody everybody
but mostly everybody.
1638
01:36:28,839 --> 01:36:30,014
Dag.
1639
01:36:31,109 --> 01:36:33,045
I really wanted Cliff
to meet Charlie.
1640
01:36:34,114 --> 01:36:36,225
I think Charlie's
really gonna dig ya.
1641
01:36:36,352 --> 01:36:38,019
- Hey, Delilah.
- Well, maybe next time.
1642
01:36:38,727 --> 01:36:39,925
Yeah, you gotta come back.
1643
01:36:41,572 --> 01:36:43,890
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure would.
1644
01:36:45,004 --> 01:36:47,663
How's it all comparing
to your glory days?
1645
01:36:48,112 --> 01:36:49,739
Well, things have changed.
1646
01:36:53,310 --> 01:36:55,231
Not a bad mount, Connie.
1647
01:36:55,391 --> 01:36:57,637
I used to ride horses
every day back in Tennessee.
1648
01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:59,711
- Is that right?
- Every day?
1649
01:36:59,831 --> 01:37:00,926
Well, every week.
1650
01:37:02,038 --> 01:37:02,951
All right.
1651
01:37:03,732 --> 01:37:05,034
She's a darlin'.
1652
01:37:09,325 --> 01:37:12,039
So... my name is Lulu.
1653
01:37:12,277 --> 01:37:13,563
This is Tex.
1654
01:37:13,941 --> 01:37:16,185
We're gonna be leading
you on a great trail ride
1655
01:37:16,210 --> 01:37:18,234
to the beautiful
Santa Susana canyon.
1656
01:37:19,090 --> 01:37:20,145
Now, uh...
1657
01:37:20,209 --> 01:37:22,366
Curt, I hear you're already
an experienced rider.
1658
01:37:22,391 --> 01:37:23,383
Yes.
1659
01:37:23,436 --> 01:37:25,641
- Yeah, and so are you, Connie?
- Yes, I am.
1660
01:37:25,666 --> 01:37:26,936
Tex, come here.
1661
01:37:27,051 --> 01:37:28,178
So, uh...
1662
01:37:28,249 --> 01:37:30,709
you're both experienced
riders, I guess, uh...
1663
01:37:30,734 --> 01:37:32,666
we'll just make this
ride about having fun!
1664
01:37:32,707 --> 01:37:34,118
Ready to have some fun?
1665
01:37:34,143 --> 01:37:36,818
So, uh, Pussycat brought
back some guy with her.
1666
01:37:36,958 --> 01:37:38,918
Gypsy wants you to go
give him a looksee.
1667
01:37:39,029 --> 01:37:40,513
Yeah, sure thing.
1668
01:37:59,509 --> 01:38:02,112
Oh, and here's someone
you actually have to meet.
1669
01:38:02,678 --> 01:38:05,210
One of our most favorite sons.
1670
01:38:05,274 --> 01:38:07,575
Tex, come over here
and say hi to Cliff.
1671
01:38:08,121 --> 01:38:10,025
- Howdy, Cliff.
- Tex.
1672
01:38:10,384 --> 01:38:11,907
What part of Texas you from?
1673
01:38:11,932 --> 01:38:13,630
Uh, place you never heard of.
1674
01:38:13,891 --> 01:38:15,089
Copeville.
1675
01:38:15,796 --> 01:38:17,082
Ever been to Houston?
1676
01:38:17,131 --> 01:38:18,242
'Course I have.
1677
01:38:18,369 --> 01:38:21,242
Yeah, spent two weeks once
on a Houston chain gang
1678
01:38:21,319 --> 01:38:22,883
in August, no less.
1679
01:38:22,992 --> 01:38:25,273
That don't sound
like a whole lotta fun.
1680
01:38:25,938 --> 01:38:27,764
It's the last cop's
jaw I ever broke
1681
01:38:27,789 --> 01:38:29,058
I can tell ya that.
1682
01:38:32,937 --> 01:38:33,937
Man.
1683
01:38:35,323 --> 01:38:36,823
Charlie's gonna dig you.
1684
01:38:37,782 --> 01:38:39,814
The Hawaiian guy
seems to be okay.
1685
01:38:40,125 --> 01:38:41,998
Everybody's talkin' all friendly.
1686
01:38:45,995 --> 01:38:48,194
Tex checked him out
and now he's riding away.
1687
01:38:49,073 --> 01:38:51,144
He comes this way, let me know.
1688
01:38:53,633 --> 01:38:56,514
Hey, does George Spahn
still own this ranch?
1689
01:38:56,728 --> 01:38:58,593
Yeah, George still owns it.
1690
01:38:59,065 --> 01:39:00,462
Does he still live here?
1691
01:39:00,628 --> 01:39:01,684
Yeah.
1692
01:39:01,793 --> 01:39:04,475
Does he still live...
right there?
1693
01:39:04,626 --> 01:39:05,634
Yeah.
1694
01:39:05,785 --> 01:39:07,118
Is he here now?
1695
01:39:07,654 --> 01:39:09,106
I guess so.
1696
01:39:10,722 --> 01:39:13,499
So, George gave you all
permission to be here.
1697
01:39:14,638 --> 01:39:15,749
'Course he did.
1698
01:39:15,845 --> 01:39:17,646
And you all take care of him.
1699
01:39:18,508 --> 01:39:20,048
Oh, we take care of George.
1700
01:39:20,809 --> 01:39:22,079
We love George.
1701
01:39:24,189 --> 01:39:25,840
Well, is there anything wrong
1702
01:39:25,919 --> 01:39:28,332
with me saying hello
to an old friend?
1703
01:39:28,392 --> 01:39:30,249
You can't see him right now.
1704
01:39:30,305 --> 01:39:32,313
Why can't I see him right now?
1705
01:39:33,944 --> 01:39:35,174
'Cause he's napping.
1706
01:39:37,397 --> 01:39:39,000
This is his naptime.
1707
01:39:48,896 --> 01:39:51,769
Well, I think I'll just go
see for myself.
1708
01:39:52,650 --> 01:39:54,222
You never know.
1709
01:39:54,638 --> 01:39:56,709
He mighta just woke up.
1710
01:40:06,219 --> 01:40:08,338
The Hawaiian guy's
coming this way.
1711
01:40:09,219 --> 01:40:11,068
Okay, ya'll, beat it.
1712
01:40:11,279 --> 01:40:12,533
I'll handle this guy.
1713
01:40:14,710 --> 01:40:17,496
♪ Every day, it's just fake it ♪
1714
01:40:18,086 --> 01:40:21,237
♪ Let me show you a new place ♪
1715
01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:32,019
♪ Add it to your collection ♪
1716
01:40:40,103 --> 01:40:43,285
♪ Shine on down
for this baby of mine ♪
1717
01:40:43,522 --> 01:40:46,995
♪ Mr. Moon, come on through ♪
1718
01:40:47,130 --> 01:40:50,809
♪ When Mr. Sun goes
we'll be counting on you ♪
1719
01:40:51,021 --> 01:40:54,499
♪ Mr. Sun, make it fine ♪
1720
01:40:54,628 --> 01:40:58,292
♪ Shine on down for
this baby of mine ♪
1721
01:40:58,398 --> 01:41:01,679
♪ Mr. Moon, come on through ♪
1722
01:41:03,232 --> 01:41:04,918
You the mama bear?
1723
01:41:06,290 --> 01:41:07,515
Can I help you?
1724
01:41:07,540 --> 01:41:08,859
I hope so.
1725
01:41:08,899 --> 01:41:11,971
I'm an old friend of George's,
thought I'd stop and say hello.
1726
01:41:11,996 --> 01:41:13,092
Well, that's very nice of you,
1727
01:41:13,117 --> 01:41:15,295
but unfortunately,
you picked the wrong time.
1728
01:41:15,335 --> 01:41:17,051
George is taking a nap right now.
1729
01:41:17,368 --> 01:41:19,070
Oh, that is unfortunate.
1730
01:41:19,439 --> 01:41:20,895
Yes, it is.
1731
01:41:21,907 --> 01:41:23,331
What's your name?
1732
01:41:23,356 --> 01:41:24,779
Cliff Booth.
1733
01:41:25,027 --> 01:41:26,126
How do you know George?
1734
01:41:26,151 --> 01:41:28,495
I used to shoot Westerns
here at the ranch.
1735
01:41:28,661 --> 01:41:30,645
When was the last
time you saw George?
1736
01:41:30,814 --> 01:41:34,276
Oh, I'd say about...
1737
01:41:34,871 --> 01:41:36,617
eight years ago.
1738
01:41:37,682 --> 01:41:38,664
Oh.
1739
01:41:39,239 --> 01:41:41,888
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
the two of you were so close.
1740
01:41:43,098 --> 01:41:45,499
Well, when he wakes up,
I'll let him know you came by.
1741
01:41:46,017 --> 01:41:49,867
I'd really like to say a quick hello now,
while I'm here.
1742
01:41:49,919 --> 01:41:51,511
Came a long ways.
1743
01:41:51,536 --> 01:41:54,175
Don't know when I'll
get back this way again.
1744
01:41:54,728 --> 01:41:57,585
Oh, I understand but
I'm afraid that's impossible.
1745
01:41:58,088 --> 01:41:59,398
Impossible.
1746
01:41:59,735 --> 01:42:01,600
Why is that impossible?
1747
01:42:01,712 --> 01:42:03,953
Because me and George like
to watch TV on Sunday nights.
1748
01:42:03,978 --> 01:42:05,204
FBI and Bonanza
1749
01:42:05,229 --> 01:42:06,818
but George finds it hard
to keep awake that late
1750
01:42:06,858 --> 01:42:08,023
so I make him take
a nap around now
1751
01:42:08,048 --> 01:42:10,072
so I don't get tripped out
of my George's TV time.
1752
01:42:12,598 --> 01:42:14,687
Well, look, red,
1753
01:42:14,712 --> 01:42:16,453
I'm comin' in there.
1754
01:42:16,722 --> 01:42:18,145
With my own two eyes,
1755
01:42:18,170 --> 01:42:20,454
I'm gonna get a
good look at George.
1756
01:42:21,674 --> 01:42:23,304
And this...
1757
01:42:24,801 --> 01:42:26,329
ain't stoppin' me.
1758
01:42:29,772 --> 01:42:30,963
Okay.
1759
01:42:32,054 --> 01:42:33,344
Suit yourself.
1760
01:42:45,447 --> 01:42:46,883
You never know.
1761
01:42:48,724 --> 01:42:50,962
The next boy you meet
may be the one.
1762
01:43:24,021 --> 01:43:26,902
So clean, it's actually
good for your skin.
1763
01:43:27,194 --> 01:43:28,971
So fresh and natural looking,
1764
01:43:29,083 --> 01:43:30,867
you're always ready for next time.
1765
01:43:31,967 --> 01:43:33,523
And you never know,
1766
01:43:33,875 --> 01:43:36,256
the next boy you meet
may be the one.
1767
01:43:44,401 --> 01:43:46,063
Sparkling drop of Retsyn.
1768
01:43:59,458 --> 01:44:00,946
He back there?
1769
01:44:02,505 --> 01:44:04,409
Door at the end of the hallway.
1770
01:44:05,577 --> 01:44:06,807
You might have to
shake him awake,
1771
01:44:06,855 --> 01:44:08,831
I fucked his brains
out this morning.
1772
01:44:14,375 --> 01:44:16,101
He may be tired.
1773
01:44:27,988 --> 01:44:30,115
Oh, Mister Eight-Years-Ago...
1774
01:44:31,445 --> 01:44:33,017
George is blind.
1775
01:44:33,042 --> 01:44:35,344
So you'll probably have to
tell him who you are.
1776
01:45:01,268 --> 01:45:02,905
George, you awake?
1777
01:45:20,911 --> 01:45:22,180
George?
1778
01:45:24,207 --> 01:45:25,348
George?
1779
01:45:29,268 --> 01:45:30,399
George?
1780
01:45:33,064 --> 01:45:34,393
George!
1781
01:45:35,703 --> 01:45:36,813
Hi, George.
1782
01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:40,320
- What's going on?
- Everything's all right.
1783
01:45:40,345 --> 01:45:42,151
I'm sorry to disturb you.
1784
01:45:42,879 --> 01:45:44,129
Who are you?
1785
01:45:44,198 --> 01:45:45,488
It's Cliff Booth.
1786
01:45:45,605 --> 01:45:48,769
Just stopped in to say hello
and see how you're doin'.
1787
01:45:48,819 --> 01:45:50,486
John Wilkes Booth?
1788
01:45:50,565 --> 01:45:51,875
Cliff Booth.
1789
01:45:54,082 --> 01:45:55,352
Who's that?
1790
01:45:55,501 --> 01:45:58,090
I-I used to shoot
Bounty Law here, George.
1791
01:45:58,360 --> 01:45:59,928
I was Rick Dalton's stunt double.
1792
01:46:00,355 --> 01:46:01,411
Who?
1793
01:46:01,436 --> 01:46:02,636
Rick Dalton.
1794
01:46:03,145 --> 01:46:04,861
The Dalton brothers...?
1795
01:46:04,901 --> 01:46:06,230
Rick Dalton.
1796
01:46:08,028 --> 01:46:09,313
Who's that?
1797
01:46:09,338 --> 01:46:11,421
He was the star of Bounty Law.
1798
01:46:12,304 --> 01:46:13,653
Who are you?
1799
01:46:14,070 --> 01:46:15,756
I was Rick's stunt double.
1800
01:46:16,770 --> 01:46:18,606
Rick... who?
1801
01:46:18,785 --> 01:46:20,491
It don't matter, George.
1802
01:46:20,702 --> 01:46:23,782
We were colleagues from the past
and I just wanted to...
1803
01:46:23,807 --> 01:46:25,950
make sure you're doin' okay.
1804
01:46:25,975 --> 01:46:27,348
I'm not doin' okay.
1805
01:46:27,373 --> 01:46:28,410
What's the matter?
1806
01:46:28,435 --> 01:46:29,863
Can't see shit!
1807
01:46:30,208 --> 01:46:31,756
Would you call that "the matter"?
1808
01:46:31,828 --> 01:46:33,509
The man can't see shit, okay?
1809
01:46:33,534 --> 01:46:34,953
I'm sorry about that.
1810
01:46:34,978 --> 01:46:38,264
I was told...
Squeaky sent me to bed.
1811
01:46:38,958 --> 01:46:41,508
Would that be the little
redhead out front?
1812
01:46:44,114 --> 01:46:46,267
What the fuck is
the matter with you?
1813
01:46:46,803 --> 01:46:48,281
First, you wake me up,
1814
01:46:48,306 --> 01:46:50,726
and now you're pretending
that I didn't tell you
1815
01:46:50,751 --> 01:46:52,845
I was fucking blind!
1816
01:46:52,924 --> 01:46:54,412
How am I gonna know
1817
01:46:54,446 --> 01:46:57,392
what the hell color
the head of the girl is
1818
01:46:57,417 --> 01:46:58,997
that's with me all the time?
1819
01:46:59,022 --> 01:47:00,798
Oh, fair enough, George.
1820
01:47:04,436 --> 01:47:06,460
No, it's all right.
1821
01:47:07,688 --> 01:47:10,515
Everyone don't need a stuntman.
1822
01:47:17,779 --> 01:47:19,793
I don't know who you are...
1823
01:47:21,817 --> 01:47:24,069
but you touched me today.
1824
01:47:25,911 --> 01:47:28,138
You came to visit me.
1825
01:47:28,550 --> 01:47:30,643
Now I gotta go back to sleep.
1826
01:47:33,177 --> 01:47:35,672
I gotta watch FBI tonight.
1827
01:47:35,697 --> 01:47:37,820
And I watch it with Squeaky.
1828
01:47:38,537 --> 01:47:41,513
She gets all pissed off
if I fall asleep.
1829
01:47:42,612 --> 01:47:45,548
What happens if
she gets pissed off, George?
1830
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:47,959
Nothin'.
1831
01:47:49,328 --> 01:47:51,768
I just don't like
to disappoint her.
1832
01:47:56,510 --> 01:48:00,062
So, you gave all these
hippies permission to be here?
1833
01:48:05,729 --> 01:48:08,220
Just who the fuck are you?
1834
01:48:08,398 --> 01:48:10,055
I'm Cliff Booth.
1835
01:48:10,293 --> 01:48:11,597
I'm your stuntman.
1836
01:48:11,622 --> 01:48:13,666
We used to work
together, George.
1837
01:48:13,944 --> 01:48:16,384
I just wanna make
sure that you're okay.
1838
01:48:16,781 --> 01:48:19,824
That all these hippies aren't
taking advantage of ya.
1839
01:48:20,558 --> 01:48:22,681
- Squeaky?
- Yeah.
1840
01:48:23,452 --> 01:48:25,426
She loves me.
1841
01:48:27,864 --> 01:48:29,798
So, suck on that.
1842
01:48:38,486 --> 01:48:40,093
Take care, George.
1843
01:48:47,023 --> 01:48:48,404
Goddammit.
1844
01:49:09,944 --> 01:49:11,720
You embarrassed me.
1845
01:49:12,524 --> 01:49:14,538
Yeah, sorry 'bout that.
1846
01:49:17,355 --> 01:49:19,041
How'd your little
talk with George go?
1847
01:49:19,101 --> 01:49:20,336
Are we kidnapping him?
1848
01:49:20,361 --> 01:49:22,127
Not the word I'd use.
1849
01:49:22,193 --> 01:49:23,275
Well, now that
you've talked to him,
1850
01:49:23,300 --> 01:49:24,495
do you believe
everything's all right?
1851
01:49:24,554 --> 01:49:26,032
Not exactly.
1852
01:49:26,677 --> 01:49:28,384
This was a mistake,
you should leave!
1853
01:49:28,474 --> 01:49:29,962
Way aheada 'ya
1854
01:49:34,428 --> 01:49:36,392
George isn't blind!
1855
01:49:36,789 --> 01:49:38,654
You're the blind one!
1856
01:49:40,043 --> 01:49:41,938
♪ Baby I've been thinkin' 'bout ♪
1857
01:49:42,047 --> 01:49:44,895
♪ Runnin' away from you ♪
1858
01:49:47,067 --> 01:49:49,637
♪ After all you said and done ♪
1859
01:49:49,962 --> 01:49:53,007
♪ Don't wanna stay with you ♪
1860
01:49:55,361 --> 01:49:58,684
♪ It seemed like everything
we could have done ♪
1861
01:49:58,724 --> 01:50:01,343
♪ Has passed us by ♪
1862
01:50:02,452 --> 01:50:04,604
♪ Yeah, I got to get movin' ♪
1863
01:50:04,723 --> 01:50:06,837
♪ I'm tired of groovin' ♪
1864
01:50:06,928 --> 01:50:10,212
♪ With someone who can't get high ♪
1865
01:50:10,269 --> 01:50:12,203
♪ Don't chase me around ♪
1866
01:50:12,332 --> 01:50:14,178
♪ You're bringin' me down ♪
1867
01:50:14,203 --> 01:50:17,085
♪ I don't want to
play by your rules ♪
1868
01:50:18,134 --> 01:50:19,800
♪ My life is my own ♪
1869
01:50:19,880 --> 01:50:21,755
♪ So leave me alone ♪
1870
01:50:21,819 --> 01:50:23,272
♪ I don't want to be your fool ♪
1871
01:50:23,297 --> 01:50:24,854
You do that?
1872
01:50:29,539 --> 01:50:31,514
You know, that's not my car.
1873
01:50:31,811 --> 01:50:33,706
That's my boss' car.
1874
01:50:33,917 --> 01:50:36,233
And if somethin' were to
happen to my boss' car,
1875
01:50:36,258 --> 01:50:38,054
well, I get in trouble.
1876
01:50:40,288 --> 01:50:42,749
But lucky for you,
he's got a spare.
1877
01:50:46,841 --> 01:50:48,557
♪ Don't chase me around ♪
1878
01:50:48,617 --> 01:50:50,472
♪ You're bringin' me down ♪
1879
01:50:50,521 --> 01:50:53,914
♪ I don't want to play by your rules ♪
1880
01:50:54,172 --> 01:50:55,730
♪ Don't chase me around ♪
1881
01:50:56,335 --> 01:50:57,764
Fix it.
1882
01:50:58,909 --> 01:51:00,507
Fuck you.
1883
01:51:01,917 --> 01:51:03,557
♪ My life is my own ♪
1884
01:51:03,654 --> 01:51:05,469
♪ So leave me alone ♪
1885
01:51:05,499 --> 01:51:08,455
♪ I don't want to be your fool ♪
1886
01:51:31,929 --> 01:51:33,447
Ladies.
1887
01:51:40,436 --> 01:51:43,720
Come one step closer
and I will knock his teeth out!
1888
01:51:54,844 --> 01:51:56,123
Fix it.
1889
01:51:56,659 --> 01:51:58,971
Can I just get a rag
to wipe my face first?
1890
01:51:59,209 --> 01:52:00,399
Nope.
1891
01:52:00,748 --> 01:52:02,227
Tire first.
1892
01:52:12,381 --> 01:52:13,730
Sundance...
1893
01:52:14,435 --> 01:52:16,543
Get on a horse, go get Tex,
1894
01:52:16,568 --> 01:52:18,840
and get his ass down here.
1895
01:52:54,411 --> 01:52:56,325
Tex! Hey!
1896
01:52:57,009 --> 01:52:59,773
That Hawaiian guy's back at the
ranch, he's kicking Clem's face in.
1897
01:52:59,798 --> 01:53:01,564
Ah, suck this!
1898
01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:03,370
I'll take over for Tex.
1899
01:53:03,440 --> 01:53:04,908
Right this way.
1900
01:53:45,102 --> 01:53:47,185
It's 5:00 in Los Angeles.
1901
01:53:47,251 --> 01:53:50,952
♪ 93 KHJ ♪
1902
01:53:51,569 --> 01:53:54,600
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
1903
01:53:55,394 --> 01:53:56,435
Clem you alright?
1904
01:53:56,460 --> 01:53:59,261
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
1905
01:54:01,585 --> 01:54:05,569
♪ I went for a walk ♪
1906
01:54:06,223 --> 01:54:10,413
♪ On a winter's day ♪
1907
01:54:10,584 --> 01:54:15,893
♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪
1908
01:54:16,035 --> 01:54:19,167
♪ If I was in L.A. ♪
1909
01:54:20,197 --> 01:54:25,034
♪ Oh, California Dreamin' ♪
1910
01:54:25,942 --> 01:54:30,589
♪ On such a winter's day, hey ♪
1911
01:54:30,855 --> 01:54:33,646
♪ I went into a church ♪
1912
01:54:34,429 --> 01:54:39,006
♪ I stopped along the way ♪
1913
01:54:39,499 --> 01:54:45,237
♪ Well, I got down on my,
on my, on my bended knees ♪
1914
01:54:45,896 --> 01:54:49,679
♪ And I began to pray ♪
1915
01:54:49,956 --> 01:54:54,784
♪ You know the preacher did succumb ♪
1916
01:54:54,880 --> 01:54:57,287
♪ He knows I'm going to stay ♪
1917
01:54:57,375 --> 01:54:59,727
♪ Yes, he knows 'cause I told him so ♪
1918
01:54:59,999 --> 01:55:04,238
♪ Oh, California dreamin' ♪
1919
01:55:05,508 --> 01:55:09,688
♪ On such a winter's day, yeah ♪
1920
01:55:11,415 --> 01:55:14,841
Will you, uh, will you
come in and watch my FBI?
1921
01:55:15,052 --> 01:55:16,480
Well, I just figured we would.
1922
01:55:16,520 --> 01:55:19,171
I got a six-pack in the back,
thought we'd order a pizza.
1923
01:55:19,205 --> 01:55:20,198
All right.
1924
01:55:20,631 --> 01:55:21,650
All right.
1925
01:55:43,225 --> 01:55:45,360
18 miles to Pendleton, Louis.
1926
01:55:45,567 --> 01:55:48,851
Any kinda luck, we'll be
unloading, back in El Toro
1927
01:55:48,876 --> 01:55:50,773
before my kids go to bed.
1928
01:55:55,310 --> 01:55:56,333
Hey...
1929
01:55:56,413 --> 01:55:59,048
bought me an acid-dipped
cigarette today.
1930
01:55:59,340 --> 01:56:00,332
Oh, yeah?
1931
01:56:00,721 --> 01:56:02,590
You wanna buy a
cigarette dipped in acid?
1932
01:56:02,739 --> 01:56:03,834
Yeah.
1933
01:56:04,456 --> 01:56:06,574
If I'm gonna trip,
I'm gonna trip here, man,
1934
01:56:06,599 --> 01:56:08,543
walkin' the woods, not my home.
1935
01:56:10,668 --> 01:56:13,796
Just gonna stash it here,
don't smoke it by mistake.
1936
01:56:14,324 --> 01:56:17,213
You wanna smoke some, smoke
some, just save me some.
1937
01:56:17,641 --> 01:56:20,213
No, I don't need to
trip out on no acid.
1938
01:56:20,514 --> 01:56:22,553
My booze don't need no buddy.
1939
01:56:22,634 --> 01:56:23,665
Whup, whoop...
1940
01:56:24,007 --> 01:56:26,134
- Here I come. Here I come.
- Hup, hup.
1941
01:56:29,391 --> 01:56:30,899
What's the trouble, Corporal?
1942
01:56:31,199 --> 01:56:32,970
Truck tailin' us, sir.
1943
01:56:36,160 --> 01:56:38,462
Might be a farmer in a
hurry to get some place.
1944
01:56:40,823 --> 01:56:43,320
Ah, take it as fast as you can.
1945
01:56:43,490 --> 01:56:44,479
Yes, sir.
1946
01:56:47,268 --> 01:56:48,695
This PCH?
1947
01:56:48,957 --> 01:56:51,591
Yeah, yeah. Malibu.
1948
01:56:51,933 --> 01:56:54,029
Puerto Canyon, some shit.
1949
01:57:00,049 --> 01:57:01,272
Uh-oh.
1950
01:57:01,510 --> 01:57:03,018
Here comes trouble.
1951
01:57:05,723 --> 01:57:06,858
Boom!
1952
01:57:07,453 --> 01:57:09,207
Oh, man, right in the face.
1953
01:57:21,199 --> 01:57:22,707
That was a smooth leap.
1954
01:57:22,861 --> 01:57:23,877
Thank you.
1955
01:57:27,986 --> 01:57:29,490
Dead number two.
1956
01:57:36,710 --> 01:57:38,065
I like that shot.
1957
01:57:38,768 --> 01:57:40,678
That guy's a fuckin' prick.
1958
01:57:47,417 --> 01:57:49,505
That's Bobby Hogan, good guy.
1959
01:57:58,999 --> 01:58:01,174
Alright, get ready
for my big FBI moment.
1960
01:58:01,198 --> 01:58:02,619
They're all dead, babe.
1961
01:58:02,722 --> 01:58:03,817
Good.
1962
01:58:12,021 --> 01:58:13,548
Michael Murtaugh.
1963
01:58:13,698 --> 01:58:15,445
- The F.B.I.
- Michael Murtaugh.
1964
01:58:15,484 --> 01:58:16,999
Buongiorno, Sergio.
1965
01:58:17,155 --> 01:58:18,854
Turn on channel seven.
1966
01:58:19,013 --> 01:58:21,203
ABC, FBI.
1967
01:58:22,057 --> 01:58:25,454
I'm watching your Nebraska Jim
as we speak.
1968
01:58:27,038 --> 01:58:28,355
William Reynolds
1969
01:58:30,448 --> 01:58:33,487
With guest stars
James Farentino
1970
01:58:34,500 --> 01:58:36,157
- Rick Dalton
- Whoo!
1971
01:58:36,182 --> 01:58:37,492
That chewing gum.
1972
01:58:37,557 --> 01:58:38,589
Norman Fell
1973
01:58:38,630 --> 01:58:39,591
Strong.
1974
01:58:39,697 --> 01:58:40,983
Tonight's episode:
1975
01:58:41,141 --> 01:58:43,665
- All the Streets are Silent
- All the streets are silent.
1976
01:58:43,691 --> 01:58:46,453
'Cept when Rick Dalton's got
a fuckin' shotgun, I'll tell ya that.
1977
01:58:46,533 --> 01:58:47,810
You're goddamn right.
1978
01:59:09,965 --> 01:59:11,322
That looks delicious.
1979
01:59:11,490 --> 01:59:12,919
- Thank you.
- Enjoy, sir.
1980
01:59:13,373 --> 01:59:16,008
Mm, mm, mm, mm... mm.
1981
01:59:19,038 --> 01:59:21,363
After that Musso and
Frank's lunch meeting,
1982
01:59:21,429 --> 01:59:23,636
Marvin did provide Rick
job opportunities
1983
01:59:23,683 --> 01:59:25,239
in the Italian film industry.
1984
01:59:25,426 --> 01:59:28,235
Rick Dalton, Marvin Schwarz here.
Hold on.
1985
01:59:28,888 --> 01:59:30,793
Hennessy XO on the rocks.
1986
01:59:30,960 --> 01:59:32,214
Yes, Mr. Schwarz.
1987
01:59:32,519 --> 01:59:36,384
Two words: Nebraska Jim,
Sergio Corbucci.
1988
01:59:36,476 --> 01:59:39,524
N-Nebraska what? Sergio who?
1989
01:59:39,614 --> 01:59:41,186
Sergio Corbucci.
1990
01:59:41,265 --> 01:59:42,590
And who's that.
1991
01:59:42,856 --> 01:59:45,110
The second best director
of Spaghetti Westerns
1992
01:59:45,135 --> 01:59:46,602
in the whole, wide world.
1993
01:59:46,715 --> 01:59:49,549
He's doing a new Western,
it's called Nebraska Jim.
1994
01:59:49,990 --> 01:59:52,109
And because of me,
he's considering you.
1995
01:59:53,590 --> 01:59:55,328
Well, Rick got Nebraska Jim.
1996
01:59:55,513 --> 01:59:57,759
And Rick made a rather
compelling Nebraska Jim
1997
01:59:57,799 --> 01:59:59,442
existing quite nicely within
1998
01:59:59,473 --> 02:00:02,783
Sergio Corbucci's rogues' gallery
of antiheroes.
1999
02:00:03,886 --> 02:00:06,092
In Rome, Rick loved the paparazzi
2000
02:00:06,172 --> 02:00:07,711
and the fuss they made over him
2001
02:00:07,736 --> 02:00:10,500
and his Nebraska Jim co-star,
Daphna Ben-Cobo
2002
02:00:11,289 --> 02:00:12,885
Right there, paparazzo.
2003
02:00:12,943 --> 02:00:14,515
What about me-a Rick!
2004
02:00:15,048 --> 02:00:16,436
He loved the food so much
2005
02:00:16,500 --> 02:00:19,421
that during his stay,
Rick gained almost 15 pounds.
2006
02:00:19,990 --> 02:00:22,879
But he didn't love the
Italians' way of making movies.
2007
02:00:22,931 --> 02:00:24,208
In fact, he thought
the post synched
2008
02:00:24,264 --> 02:00:26,326
every actor speaks
their own language
2009
02:00:26,351 --> 02:00:28,668
Tower of Babel shooting
style of European movies
2010
02:00:28,693 --> 02:00:30,105
was ridiculous.
2011
02:00:31,088 --> 02:00:32,300
While in Rome,
2012
02:00:32,325 --> 02:00:35,206
Marvin plugged Rick into three
other Italian productions.
2013
02:00:35,467 --> 02:00:36,824
His second Western was
2014
02:00:36,849 --> 02:00:39,071
Kill Me Quick, Ringo,
Said the Gringo.
2015
02:00:39,196 --> 02:00:40,758
Also starring Joseph Cotten
2016
02:00:40,783 --> 02:00:43,022
and directed by
Calvin Jackson Padget
2017
02:00:43,055 --> 02:00:44,960
pseudonym for Giorgio Ferroni.
2018
02:00:45,289 --> 02:00:47,821
His third was an
Italian-Spanish co-production
2019
02:00:47,889 --> 02:00:51,969
that paired him with Telly Savalas
titled, Red Blood, Red Skin.
2020
02:00:52,032 --> 02:00:54,142
directed by
Joaquin Romero Marchant
2021
02:00:54,167 --> 02:00:56,286
and based on the
Floyd Ray Wilson novel,
2022
02:00:56,338 --> 02:00:59,052
The Only Good Indian
is a Dead Indian.
2023
02:00:59,583 --> 02:01:00,877
And his fourth,
2024
02:01:00,902 --> 02:01:04,204
a spaghetti secret agent James
Bond ripoff type flick called,
2025
02:01:04,236 --> 02:01:06,394
Operazione Dyn-o-mite!
2026
02:01:06,455 --> 02:01:08,495
Directed by Antonio Margheriti.
2027
02:01:50,282 --> 02:01:51,742
Ultimately making Rick's
2028
02:01:51,790 --> 02:01:54,402
six-month Italian sojourn
fairly profitable.
2029
02:01:54,439 --> 02:01:56,439
Although his swank
Roman apartment
2030
02:01:56,527 --> 02:01:58,455
ate up a big chunk
of his earnings.
2031
02:02:00,170 --> 02:02:03,027
So, as Rick return to
Hollywood via Pan-Am...
2032
02:02:03,370 --> 02:02:05,417
he has four new
movies under his belt,
2033
02:02:05,442 --> 02:02:06,934
some money in his pocket,
2034
02:02:06,986 --> 02:02:09,462
and his brand spanking new
Italian wife
2035
02:02:09,942 --> 02:02:11,958
Scarlett Francesca Capucci.
2036
02:02:14,805 --> 02:02:16,741
Hurtling through the
air towards a new life
2037
02:02:16,766 --> 02:02:18,480
and uncertain future,
2038
02:02:18,610 --> 02:02:21,761
Rick was really not sure
about what lay ahead for him.
2039
02:02:25,109 --> 02:02:26,513
Way back in coach,
2040
02:02:26,538 --> 02:02:28,926
working on his
bottomless Bloody Mary,
2041
02:02:29,032 --> 02:02:32,254
Cliff Booth returned
to Los Angeles as well.
2042
02:02:32,871 --> 02:02:37,332
He kept Rick company during his
entire six-month stay in Italy.
2043
02:02:38,193 --> 02:02:40,685
However, as the two men
returned home,
2044
02:02:41,071 --> 02:02:42,523
they've come to
an understanding.
2045
02:02:42,603 --> 02:02:44,119
Here it goes now.
2046
02:02:45,306 --> 02:02:46,695
With the, uh...
2047
02:02:47,988 --> 02:02:49,623
with the new wife, I, uh...
2048
02:02:50,770 --> 02:02:53,682
I just, I-I can't afford
you anymore, Cliff.
2049
02:02:53,873 --> 02:02:54,808
You know.
2050
02:02:54,833 --> 02:02:57,552
I could barely afford
my own house anymore.
2051
02:02:57,601 --> 02:02:59,696
So, the plan is to...
2052
02:02:59,721 --> 02:03:01,263
sell the house and buy...
2053
02:03:01,288 --> 02:03:03,447
buy a condo i-in Toluca Lake,
2054
02:03:03,518 --> 02:03:06,584
bank the money, you know,
live off it, that type of thing.
2055
02:03:06,960 --> 02:03:09,476
Hopefully I'll score
come next pilot season.
2056
02:03:10,082 --> 02:03:11,319
It's a good plan.
2057
02:03:11,344 --> 02:03:12,440
Yeah.
2058
02:03:13,513 --> 02:03:16,683
But I don't know if I
have a career or not, if...
2059
02:03:16,809 --> 02:03:19,768
I'm a solid Los Angeles
citizen like Eddie O'Brien says
2060
02:03:19,802 --> 02:03:22,590
or if I'm
one step closer to
2061
02:03:22,651 --> 02:03:24,166
going back to Missouri.
2062
02:03:25,091 --> 02:03:27,639
When this whole European
journey's over,
2063
02:03:27,694 --> 02:03:29,472
I think we've, uh...
2064
02:03:30,602 --> 02:03:32,672
we've reached the
end of the trail, Cliff.
2065
02:03:44,245 --> 02:03:46,157
So, these last four
Italian flicks,
2066
02:03:46,221 --> 02:03:47,761
after nine years together,
2067
02:03:47,986 --> 02:03:50,272
would be Rick and Cliff's
final rodeo.
2068
02:03:51,217 --> 02:03:53,543
Cliff doesn't have a
clue what he's gonna do.
2069
02:03:53,798 --> 02:03:56,116
The only thing the two
men know of for sure,
2070
02:03:56,188 --> 02:03:59,570
tonight, Rick and Cliff will have
a good, old-fashioned drunk.
2071
02:03:59,801 --> 02:04:03,117
Both men know once the plane
touches down in El Segundo,
2072
02:04:03,142 --> 02:04:05,444
it'll be an end of an era
for both of them.
2073
02:04:05,609 --> 02:04:08,228
When you come to the end of
the line with a buddy who is
2074
02:04:08,279 --> 02:04:10,672
more than a brother
and a little less than a wife,
2075
02:04:10,702 --> 02:04:11,964
getting blind drunk together
2076
02:04:11,989 --> 02:04:14,813
is really the only
way to say farewell.
2077
02:04:30,811 --> 02:04:33,422
♪ You don't know
what's going on ♪
2078
02:04:34,186 --> 02:04:37,377
♪ You've been away
for much too long ♪
2079
02:04:37,857 --> 02:04:39,508
♪ You can't come back ♪
2080
02:04:39,533 --> 02:04:42,239
♪ And think you are still mine ♪
2081
02:04:44,205 --> 02:04:47,031
♪ You're out of touch, my baby ♪
2082
02:04:47,605 --> 02:04:50,891
♪ My poor old-fashioned baby ♪
2083
02:04:51,627 --> 02:04:54,570
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2084
02:04:54,627 --> 02:04:57,285
♪ You're out of time ♪
2085
02:04:58,532 --> 02:04:59,555
♪ Yeah ♪
2086
02:04:59,834 --> 02:05:05,033
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2087
02:05:06,040 --> 02:05:09,559
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2088
02:05:09,630 --> 02:05:12,456
♪ You're out of time ♪
2089
02:05:13,272 --> 02:05:15,584
♪ Yes, you are left out ♪
2090
02:05:16,037 --> 02:05:18,426
♪ Yes, you are left out, yes, you're ♪
2091
02:05:18,624 --> 02:05:22,319
♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪
2092
02:05:22,460 --> 02:05:26,992
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2093
02:05:27,689 --> 02:05:28,713
Where do you want it?
2094
02:05:33,577 --> 02:05:34,609
Hello?
2095
02:05:34,672 --> 02:05:35,965
Hey, it's Joanna and the baby.
2096
02:05:36,102 --> 02:05:37,483
Hi! Come on up.
2097
02:05:38,011 --> 02:05:39,804
♪ But you can't come back ♪
2098
02:05:39,876 --> 02:05:42,511
♪ And be the first in line ♪
2099
02:05:44,279 --> 02:05:45,311
Hi!
2100
02:05:45,367 --> 02:05:46,724
Oh, pretty!
2101
02:05:46,883 --> 02:05:48,026
How are you?
2102
02:05:48,303 --> 02:05:50,962
♪ My poor unfaithful baby ♪
2103
02:05:53,792 --> 02:05:56,419
Oh, my God, Sharon, it's perfect.
2104
02:05:58,231 --> 02:05:59,279
Girl.
2105
02:05:59,860 --> 02:06:01,415
♪ Baby, baby ♪
2106
02:06:01,480 --> 02:06:02,655
That's good.
2107
02:06:02,752 --> 02:06:05,403
♪ You're out of time ♪
2108
02:06:06,660 --> 02:06:09,787
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2109
02:06:09,855 --> 02:06:11,737
♪ You're out of time ♪
2110
02:06:11,856 --> 02:06:13,055
Aha!
2111
02:06:14,020 --> 02:06:14,885
Aha!
2112
02:06:16,107 --> 02:06:17,004
Aha!
2113
02:06:19,135 --> 02:06:21,738
♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪
2114
02:06:21,990 --> 02:06:23,109
Thanks, Julie.
2115
02:06:23,497 --> 02:06:24,959
Bye, Brandy.
2116
02:06:25,198 --> 02:06:27,968
♪ You're out of time ♪
2117
02:06:29,639 --> 02:06:32,467
Sharon had two friends move
into the Cielo Drive residence
2118
02:06:32,587 --> 02:06:35,240
while Roman was in London
preparing his next movie.
2119
02:06:35,382 --> 02:06:36,914
Voytek Frykowski
2120
02:06:36,939 --> 02:06:38,940
and old friend of
Roman's from Poland
2121
02:06:39,021 --> 02:06:41,553
and his girlfriend,
social worker, Abigail Folger
2122
02:06:41,642 --> 02:06:43,769
heiress to the vast
Folger coffee empire.
2123
02:06:45,617 --> 02:06:50,886
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2124
02:06:52,258 --> 02:06:55,360
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2125
02:06:55,497 --> 02:06:58,029
♪ You're out of time ♪
2126
02:06:59,260 --> 02:07:01,086
♪ Yes, you are left out ♪
2127
02:07:01,665 --> 02:07:02,967
♪ Yes, you're ♪
2128
02:07:03,167 --> 02:07:04,842
♪ I said you're ♪
2129
02:07:04,951 --> 02:07:08,017
♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪
2130
02:07:08,250 --> 02:07:13,369
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2131
02:07:15,799 --> 02:07:20,824
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2132
02:07:22,519 --> 02:07:25,789
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2133
02:07:26,085 --> 02:07:29,609
That night, Sharon, her two
houseguests and naturally, Jay,
2134
02:07:29,796 --> 02:07:32,454
all went to the West Hollywood
Mexican restaurant landmark
2135
02:07:32,479 --> 02:07:34,812
El Coyote on Beverly for dinner.
2136
02:07:39,282 --> 02:07:41,544
What's going on at
the dirty movie place?
2137
02:07:41,782 --> 02:07:43,369
They're having a premiere.
2138
02:07:43,717 --> 02:07:45,455
Dirty movies have premieres?
2139
02:07:45,510 --> 02:07:47,122
Yeah, they're fun!
2140
02:07:49,095 --> 02:07:50,039
I know.
2141
02:07:56,529 --> 02:07:58,092
Right here for you.
2142
02:07:59,525 --> 02:08:00,581
Gentlemen.
2143
02:08:03,300 --> 02:08:04,798
While closer to 8:30,
2144
02:08:04,855 --> 02:08:07,371
Rick and Cliff went to the Valley
Mexican restaurant landmark
2145
02:08:07,396 --> 02:08:09,435
Casa Vega on Ventura.
2146
02:08:30,438 --> 02:08:33,032
Well, well, well,
if it ain't the cobra himself.
2147
02:08:33,057 --> 02:08:34,287
Hey, Doug, what's happening?
2148
02:08:34,327 --> 02:08:35,777
Hey, Rick, how you doing?
It's good to see you.
2149
02:08:35,802 --> 02:08:36,921
How's the wife doing?
2150
02:08:37,730 --> 02:08:38,849
Just kidding.
2151
02:08:43,029 --> 02:08:45,053
Brandy stayed behind
at Rick's house
2152
02:08:45,100 --> 02:08:47,711
guarding the beautiful Italian
woman asleep in her bed
2153
02:08:47,748 --> 02:08:50,287
and waiting for Cliff and Rick
to come home
2154
02:08:51,933 --> 02:08:54,251
while jet lagged Francesca slept.
2155
02:08:57,649 --> 02:09:00,197
But you just get paid for the day
that you cut his hair though, right?
2156
02:09:00,222 --> 02:09:02,699
No, no, I get paid a
thousand dollars a day.
2157
02:09:02,724 --> 02:09:05,480
I get paid a thousand
dollars the day I arrive...
2158
02:09:06,094 --> 02:09:09,229
At El Coyote, margaritas and
good times were had by all
2159
02:09:09,381 --> 02:09:10,873
except Sharon.
2160
02:09:10,965 --> 02:09:12,328
Sharon was experiencing
2161
02:09:12,353 --> 02:09:14,640
a touch of pregnancy-induced
melancholy.
2162
02:09:14,827 --> 02:09:16,413
Not only that,
it was later reported
2163
02:09:16,438 --> 02:09:18,461
that it was the hottest
night of the year.
2164
02:09:18,738 --> 02:09:21,857
And it made her feel especially
pregnant in all the worst ways.
2165
02:09:21,923 --> 02:09:24,423
Hungover, I don't wanna
party anymore, I'm tired.
2166
02:09:24,695 --> 02:09:26,457
He just got it done.
2167
02:09:26,703 --> 02:09:29,624
No, it's not 'cause
he just got it done.
2168
02:09:29,879 --> 02:09:32,711
He got just as much time as all
the rest of the goddamn directors.
2169
02:09:32,736 --> 02:09:34,435
But it's what he did with that time.
2170
02:09:34,869 --> 02:09:37,401
At Casa Vega,
Rick and Cliff drank so much
2171
02:09:37,427 --> 02:09:40,007
that when they left,
they left the Cadillac there
2172
02:09:40,032 --> 02:09:41,082
and took a cab home.
2173
02:09:41,107 --> 02:09:43,098
The greatest action director,
2174
02:09:43,123 --> 02:09:45,188
underrated guy of all time.
2175
02:09:46,391 --> 02:09:49,295
Around 10:00, Sharon and
her friends left El Coyote
2176
02:09:49,320 --> 02:09:51,093
and arrived back at her house.
2177
02:09:59,285 --> 02:10:02,515
I had like, 19 margaritas.
2178
02:10:05,076 --> 02:10:07,124
The four of them hung out
a little while longer
2179
02:10:07,213 --> 02:10:09,332
with Abigail even playing
the piano for them.
2180
02:10:09,438 --> 02:10:11,319
♪ Don't get me mad ♪
2181
02:10:11,446 --> 02:10:13,398
♪ Don't tell no lie ♪
2182
02:10:13,513 --> 02:10:15,648
♪ Don't make me sad ♪
2183
02:10:15,768 --> 02:10:19,877
♪ Don't pass me by ♪
2184
02:10:21,316 --> 02:10:23,301
♪ Baby are you holding ♪
2185
02:10:23,691 --> 02:10:27,770
♪ Holding anything but me? ♪
2186
02:10:28,467 --> 02:10:30,205
♪ 'Cause I'm a real ♪
2187
02:10:30,244 --> 02:10:33,387
♪ Straight shooter
if you know what I mean ♪
2188
02:10:35,163 --> 02:10:36,878
♪ You can bring me love ♪
2189
02:10:36,935 --> 02:10:38,976
♪ You can hang around ♪
2190
02:10:39,048 --> 02:10:40,676
♪ You can bring me up ♪
2191
02:10:40,786 --> 02:10:44,294
♪ Don't you bring me down ♪
2192
02:10:45,563 --> 02:10:47,568
Until she returned to her room,
2193
02:10:47,624 --> 02:10:49,667
smoked a joint
and read a book.
2194
02:10:49,802 --> 02:10:51,961
That was around 11:00.
2195
02:10:58,128 --> 02:10:59,517
I love you, too, Charles.
2196
02:11:02,587 --> 02:11:05,611
And now it's time for what I
know you've all been waiting for.
2197
02:11:05,699 --> 02:11:07,389
A little fanfare please?
2198
02:11:10,587 --> 02:11:12,356
At more or less the same time,
2199
02:11:12,381 --> 02:11:15,080
Voytek laid on the couch
watching American television
2200
02:11:15,233 --> 02:11:18,509
and thought about how much better
it was than Polish television
2201
02:11:18,579 --> 02:11:20,285
as he smoked a big joint.
2202
02:11:21,231 --> 02:11:23,190
Somewhere around 11:10,
2203
02:11:23,215 --> 02:11:25,564
Sharon changed into
her comfy house attire.
2204
02:11:25,600 --> 02:11:26,727
Feel better?
2205
02:11:28,197 --> 02:11:30,157
Drastically better.
2206
02:11:31,910 --> 02:11:33,692
It was after 11:45
2207
02:11:33,717 --> 02:11:35,895
by the time the yellow
cab dropped Rick and Cliff
2208
02:11:35,920 --> 02:11:37,046
in front of the house.
2209
02:11:37,922 --> 02:11:39,573
Hey, right here for you.
2210
02:11:39,660 --> 02:11:40,930
Grazie, amico.
2211
02:11:45,058 --> 02:11:47,026
Brandy was glad to
see them return.
2212
02:11:50,236 --> 02:11:51,546
More margaritas.
2213
02:11:57,123 --> 02:11:59,996
Around midnight,
a completely drunk Rick Dalton
2214
02:12:00,021 --> 02:12:02,650
started making a blender
of frozen margaritas.
2215
02:12:05,696 --> 02:12:06,895
All right.
2216
02:12:08,418 --> 02:12:09,625
We're walkin'.
2217
02:12:09,710 --> 02:12:11,978
At the same time,
Cliff was attaching a leash
2218
02:12:12,003 --> 02:12:14,194
to an excited
Brandy's dog collar.
2219
02:12:20,522 --> 02:12:22,094
I remember you.
2220
02:12:22,205 --> 02:12:24,895
A cigarette dipped in acid.
What's that do?
2221
02:12:25,016 --> 02:12:26,380
You smoke it, it gets you high.
2222
02:12:26,405 --> 02:12:28,548
- How much?
- 50 cents.
2223
02:12:30,374 --> 02:12:31,478
50 cents.
2224
02:12:31,996 --> 02:12:33,600
Hippie girl, 50 cents.
2225
02:12:37,471 --> 02:12:38,978
Tonight the night?
2226
02:12:40,221 --> 02:12:41,538
Why not?
2227
02:13:05,259 --> 02:13:07,195
Away we go.
2228
02:13:09,459 --> 02:13:11,124
Our Polish friend
2229
02:13:11,149 --> 02:13:13,570
said it was the hottest
day of the year.
2230
02:13:14,138 --> 02:13:15,740
Despite the fact
that he said it,
2231
02:13:15,765 --> 02:13:17,479
actually, it might be true.
2232
02:13:21,165 --> 02:13:26,586
♪ I used to live
in New York City ♪
2233
02:13:29,262 --> 02:13:34,873
♪ Everything there
was dark and dirty ♪
2234
02:13:37,268 --> 02:13:43,289
♪ Outside my window
was a steeple ♪
2235
02:13:45,657 --> 02:13:53,419
♪ With a clock that always
said twelve thirty ♪
2236
02:13:54,212 --> 02:14:01,356
♪ Young girls are
coming to the canyon ♪
2237
02:14:02,504 --> 02:14:08,465
♪ And in the mornings
I can see them walking ♪
2238
02:14:10,935 --> 02:14:17,415
♪ I can no longer
keep my blinds drawn ♪
2239
02:14:19,358 --> 02:14:22,524
♪ And I can't keep myself ♪
2240
02:14:40,935 --> 02:14:42,689
Fuckin' private road.
2241
02:14:46,290 --> 02:14:45,795
Property taxes up the butt.
2242
02:14:45,854 --> 02:14:47,060
God damn.
2243
02:14:54,402 --> 02:14:56,727
Bunch of goddamn fuckin' hippies.
2244
02:14:58,018 --> 02:15:00,089
What the fuck?
2245
02:15:03,285 --> 02:15:04,547
Hey, you!
2246
02:15:05,985 --> 02:15:08,811
Yeah, asshole!
I'm talkin' to you!
2247
02:15:10,099 --> 02:15:11,577
The hell do you
think you're doin'
2248
02:15:11,665 --> 02:15:14,791
bringin' that noisy hunk o'
shit around here at midnight?
2249
02:15:15,653 --> 02:15:18,343
This is a private road, all right?
2250
02:15:18,535 --> 02:15:19,647
Who are you?
2251
02:15:19,805 --> 02:15:21,059
And who are you here to see, huh?
2252
02:15:21,149 --> 02:15:23,736
Nobody, sir. We just got lost.
I'm a little turned around.
2253
02:15:23,801 --> 02:15:25,102
Ah, horseshit.
2254
02:15:28,139 --> 02:15:31,584
Fuckin' hippies came up here to
smoke dope on a dark road, huh?
2255
02:15:31,892 --> 02:15:34,304
Next time you wanna try that,
fix your fuckin' muffler.
2256
02:15:34,465 --> 02:15:36,361
Look, we're really
sorry we disturbed you.
2257
02:15:36,435 --> 02:15:38,419
Look, chief,
you don't belong here.
2258
02:15:38,599 --> 02:15:40,563
Now take this mechanical asshole
2259
02:15:40,697 --> 02:15:43,405
and get it off my fuckin' street!
2260
02:15:56,010 --> 02:15:57,059
Hey!
2261
02:15:57,473 --> 02:15:58,656
Dennis Hopper!
2262
02:15:58,695 --> 02:16:00,278
Move this fuckin' piece of shit.
2263
02:16:00,366 --> 02:16:02,644
All right, well, just give me
a moment to turn it around.
2264
02:16:02,724 --> 02:16:04,549
Well, drive it backwards, numbnuts.
2265
02:16:04,600 --> 02:16:06,528
Fuckin' drive it and drive it now!
2266
02:16:06,580 --> 02:16:08,270
Okay, okay, stop yellin'.
2267
02:16:08,310 --> 02:16:09,722
Hold your horses. We're leavin'.
2268
02:16:10,095 --> 02:16:13,627
♪ Coming to the canyon ♪
2269
02:16:13,748 --> 02:16:16,756
The hell you lookin' at,
you little ginger hair fucker?
2270
02:16:17,642 --> 02:16:20,467
Hey, come around here again,
I'm gonna call the fuckin' cops.
2271
02:16:27,480 --> 02:16:29,178
Dirty fuckin' hippies.
2272
02:16:44,892 --> 02:16:46,075
But he's seen us.
2273
02:16:46,374 --> 02:16:48,223
He's awake. He's awake.
2274
02:16:48,556 --> 02:16:49,660
They're all awake.
2275
02:16:49,741 --> 02:16:51,186
They're listening to fucking records.
2276
02:16:51,241 --> 02:16:52,980
Everybody's fucking awake!
2277
02:16:53,062 --> 02:16:54,158
Look!
2278
02:16:54,245 --> 02:16:55,523
What did Charlie say?
2279
02:16:55,597 --> 02:16:56,777
He said...
2280
02:16:56,851 --> 02:16:58,621
"Go to Terry's old house
2281
02:16:58,692 --> 02:17:00,637
"and kill everybody in there."
2282
02:17:01,086 --> 02:17:02,625
And you heard him yourself.
2283
02:17:03,016 --> 02:17:04,826
He said make it witchy.
2284
02:17:05,050 --> 02:17:07,487
Now, he either said that...
2285
02:17:07,899 --> 02:17:09,645
or I'm a liar.
2286
02:17:11,081 --> 02:17:12,867
Now, are anyone o' you...
2287
02:17:12,923 --> 02:17:14,208
calling me a liar?
2288
02:17:15,258 --> 02:17:16,226
Hmm?
2289
02:17:17,260 --> 02:17:18,498
How about you?
2290
02:17:18,998 --> 02:17:20,657
Are you calling me a liar?
2291
02:17:21,947 --> 02:17:23,519
No, of course not.
2292
02:17:24,086 --> 02:17:25,054
Good.
2293
02:17:25,125 --> 02:17:26,284
Hold it.
2294
02:17:26,594 --> 02:17:28,197
Was that Rick Dalton?
2295
02:17:28,289 --> 02:17:29,273
Who?
2296
02:17:29,337 --> 02:17:30,455
The guy from Bounty Law.
2297
02:17:30,487 --> 02:17:31,654
Who, Jake Cahill?
2298
02:17:31,696 --> 02:17:34,919
Yeah! That guy in the road
was Jake Cahill.
2299
02:17:34,947 --> 02:17:36,241
Ho... wait a minute.
2300
02:17:36,289 --> 02:17:38,916
That was fucking Jake Cahill
that just yelled at us?
2301
02:17:39,314 --> 02:17:41,156
He was older,
but yeah, I think so.
2302
02:17:41,198 --> 02:17:42,436
Who's this Rick guy?
2303
02:17:42,471 --> 02:17:44,383
Jesus Christ, Sadie,
get it together!
2304
02:17:44,426 --> 02:17:45,727
Rick Dalton played Jake Cahill
2305
02:17:45,752 --> 02:17:47,981
on a cowboy show in the
50s called Bounty Law.
2306
02:17:48,063 --> 02:17:49,761
Fuck you, Katie.
2307
02:17:49,794 --> 02:17:52,945
Sorry I don't know the name of
every fascist dog TV in the 50s.
2308
02:17:53,068 --> 02:17:55,806
I can't believe that
asshole in the road
2309
02:17:55,846 --> 02:17:57,509
was Jake Cahill!
2310
02:17:57,590 --> 02:18:00,511
When I was a kid,
I had a Bounty Law lunch box.
2311
02:18:00,537 --> 02:18:03,481
That was my favorite
of all my lunch boxes.
2312
02:18:04,199 --> 02:18:06,160
Dig this...
2313
02:18:06,989 --> 02:18:08,703
You've been having
our trip session,
2314
02:18:08,728 --> 02:18:11,215
I've been expanding on
this one idea in my head.
2315
02:18:11,715 --> 02:18:13,001
Alright, dig it.
2316
02:18:13,263 --> 02:18:15,541
We all grew up watchin' TV,
you know what I mean?
2317
02:18:16,666 --> 02:18:18,610
And if you grew up watchin' TV,
2318
02:18:18,674 --> 02:18:20,531
that means you grew up
watchin' murder.
2319
02:18:21,421 --> 02:18:24,739
Every show on TV
that wasn't I-I Love Lucy
2320
02:18:24,810 --> 02:18:26,009
was about murder.
2321
02:18:26,362 --> 02:18:28,672
So, my idea is...
2322
02:18:29,223 --> 02:18:31,715
we kill the people
who taught us to kill.
2323
02:18:33,688 --> 02:18:35,220
I mean, where the
fuck are we, man?
2324
02:18:35,268 --> 02:18:37,633
We are in fucking Hollywood, man!
2325
02:18:37,685 --> 02:18:39,209
The people an entire generation
2326
02:18:39,234 --> 02:18:41,527
grew up watching kill
people live here.
2327
02:18:41,662 --> 02:18:43,939
And they live in
pigshit fucking luxury.
2328
02:18:44,031 --> 02:18:45,206
I say, fuck 'em.
2329
02:18:45,264 --> 02:18:47,607
I say we cut their cocks up
and make 'em eat it.
2330
02:18:48,313 --> 02:18:50,051
That's a great idea, Sadie.
2331
02:18:52,581 --> 02:18:54,438
You two ready to kill some pigs?
2332
02:19:03,744 --> 02:19:04,839
Wait a minute.
2333
02:19:05,005 --> 02:19:06,093
Uh, shit.
2334
02:19:06,299 --> 02:19:08,482
Sor... I forgot my knife
in the car.
2335
02:19:09,120 --> 02:19:10,525
Can I go-
Can I go back and get it?
2336
02:19:11,666 --> 02:19:13,141
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
2337
02:19:13,658 --> 02:19:14,920
- Wait a minute.
- What?
2338
02:19:14,991 --> 02:19:17,150
I locked the car.
You'll need keys to get in.
2339
02:19:20,331 --> 02:19:21,228
Oh.
2340
02:19:21,490 --> 02:19:22,426
Right.
2341
02:19:22,760 --> 02:19:23,736
Thank you.
2342
02:19:23,871 --> 02:19:25,405
Okay. I'll be right back.
2343
02:19:26,240 --> 02:19:27,240
Hurry up.
2344
02:19:27,265 --> 02:19:29,026
Yes, uh, just-just a little minute.
2345
02:19:39,412 --> 02:19:40,999
Ooh, that fucking bitch!
2346
02:19:41,062 --> 02:19:42,229
Shhh, calm down.
2347
02:19:42,320 --> 02:19:43,828
There's a fuckin'
house right there.
2348
02:19:45,459 --> 02:19:46,538
What do we do now?
2349
02:19:46,617 --> 02:19:48,094
Well, we do
what we came to do.
2350
02:19:48,167 --> 02:19:50,407
And when we're done, we just
split up and hitch home.
2351
02:19:51,011 --> 02:19:53,193
Any more questions, hmm?
2352
02:19:55,564 --> 02:19:56,881
Okay, pig killers.
2353
02:19:56,961 --> 02:19:58,389
Let's kill some piggies.
2354
02:20:12,427 --> 02:20:14,031
Oh, somebody's hungry.
2355
02:20:23,017 --> 02:20:24,041
All right.
2356
02:20:26,144 --> 02:20:27,478
It's feedin' time.
2357
02:20:30,890 --> 02:20:32,136
Brandy, couch.
2358
02:20:38,683 --> 02:20:40,294
And don't you move.
2359
02:20:48,595 --> 02:20:49,587
Man...
2360
02:20:53,243 --> 02:20:54,116
Aaah...
2361
02:20:59,703 --> 02:21:01,433
The train has left the station.
2362
02:21:03,198 --> 02:21:04,143
Aaaah!
2363
02:21:05,057 --> 02:21:05,914
Aaah!
2364
02:21:08,509 --> 02:21:09,644
Bad idea.
2365
02:22:10,392 --> 02:22:11,439
Whoa.
2366
02:22:25,679 --> 02:22:27,171
♪ Eighty men tried ♪
2367
02:22:27,290 --> 02:22:28,925
♪ And eighty men died ♪
2368
02:22:28,967 --> 02:22:30,737
♪ Now they're buried together ♪
2369
02:22:30,762 --> 02:22:32,829
♪ On the countryside ♪
2370
02:22:33,114 --> 02:22:36,646
♪ Ten, twenty, thirty,
forty, fifty or more ♪
2371
02:22:36,762 --> 02:22:38,421
♪ The Bloody Red Baron ♪
2372
02:22:38,476 --> 02:22:40,294
♪ Was rollin' up the score ♪
2373
02:22:59,335 --> 02:23:00,439
You go around there.
2374
02:23:00,502 --> 02:23:01,954
See if there's a back entrance.
2375
02:23:02,502 --> 02:23:03,558
All right, go.
2376
02:23:51,207 --> 02:23:52,191
Hey.
2377
02:23:55,551 --> 02:23:58,861
I am doing the best I can,
under the circumstances.
2378
02:23:59,730 --> 02:24:02,007
Now, I do not want
to get into it tonight.
2379
02:24:11,257 --> 02:24:13,980
Haa... can I help you?
2380
02:24:20,528 --> 02:24:21,496
Shit.
2381
02:24:22,865 --> 02:24:24,476
How many other
people are here?
2382
02:24:24,777 --> 02:24:27,079
Oh, just the one sleepin'
on the back there.
2383
02:24:29,005 --> 02:24:31,132
Well, get him, bring him
into the living room.
2384
02:24:32,366 --> 02:24:33,572
What if he says no?
2385
02:24:33,597 --> 02:24:35,550
Don't take no for an answer.
You're the one with the knife.
2386
02:24:35,575 --> 02:24:36,709
Get him in here!
2387
02:24:39,848 --> 02:24:40,808
Hey.
2388
02:24:46,688 --> 02:24:48,061
You are real, right?
2389
02:24:48,738 --> 02:24:51,619
We're as real as a doughnut,
motherfucker.
2390
02:25:09,825 --> 02:25:10,935
Go to the living room.
2391
02:25:10,960 --> 02:25:12,356
What is going on-ah?
2392
02:25:17,649 --> 02:25:18,586
Go!
2393
02:25:18,611 --> 02:25:19,420
Okay.
2394
02:25:21,709 --> 02:25:22,796
Who the fuck's that?
2395
02:25:23,149 --> 02:25:24,149
I don't know.
2396
02:25:25,387 --> 02:25:26,545
Francesca.
2397
02:25:33,650 --> 02:25:34,618
Oh...
2398
02:25:35,231 --> 02:25:36,660
Uh, wha...?
2399
02:25:37,910 --> 02:25:39,386
Oh, I know you.
2400
02:25:39,759 --> 02:25:41,330
I know all three of you.
2401
02:25:42,670 --> 02:25:44,503
Yeah! Spahn Ranch!
2402
02:25:45,560 --> 02:25:47,203
Spahn Ranch, yeah.
2403
02:25:47,290 --> 02:25:48,402
Hoo!
2404
02:25:49,660 --> 02:25:51,295
I don't know your name, but...
2405
02:25:51,383 --> 02:25:52,907
I remember that hair.
2406
02:25:53,752 --> 02:25:56,379
And you, I remember
your white, little face.
2407
02:25:56,929 --> 02:25:59,159
And you were on a horsie!
2408
02:25:59,881 --> 02:26:00,785
Yeah.
2409
02:26:01,799 --> 02:26:04,093
Uh... you are...
2410
02:26:04,450 --> 02:26:05,823
I'm the devil.
2411
02:26:06,359 --> 02:26:09,201
And I'm here to do
the devil's business.
2412
02:26:12,416 --> 02:26:15,948
Nah, it was dumber than that,
somethin' like... Rex...
2413
02:26:16,059 --> 02:26:17,423
Gad, shoot 'im, Tex!
2414
02:26:17,448 --> 02:26:18,448
Tex!
2415
02:26:37,456 --> 02:26:39,003
Son of a bitch!
2416
02:27:17,871 --> 02:27:19,006
Hey, you.
2417
02:27:21,537 --> 02:27:23,823
How dare you come into
my house, motherfucker!
2418
02:27:35,947 --> 02:27:39,790
♪ Keep me hangin' on ♪
2419
02:27:41,778 --> 02:27:43,403
♪ Get out of my life ♪
2420
02:27:43,589 --> 02:27:45,700
♪ Why don't you babe? ♪
2421
02:27:47,076 --> 02:27:48,997
♪ Get out of my life ♪
2422
02:27:49,116 --> 02:27:51,044
♪ Why don't you babe? ♪
2423
02:28:44,399 --> 02:28:46,082
What the fuck?!
2424
02:28:47,320 --> 02:28:48,621
Jesus Christ!
2425
02:30:05,376 --> 02:30:06,607
Holy shit.
2426
02:30:09,892 --> 02:30:11,051
Francesca!
2427
02:30:11,329 --> 02:30:12,583
Francesca, honey!
2428
02:30:33,945 --> 02:30:36,484
Sir, around what time was it that
you confronted the intruders?
2429
02:30:37,105 --> 02:30:40,385
About, uh, about midnight...
around midnight.
2430
02:30:40,537 --> 02:30:41,862
How do you know it was midnight?
2431
02:30:42,023 --> 02:30:45,507
Well... I was, uh...
I was in the kitchen, uh...
2432
02:30:46,002 --> 02:30:47,836
makin' margaritas and, uh...
2433
02:30:48,556 --> 02:30:51,104
I heard the sound
of a noisy muffler,
2434
02:30:51,191 --> 02:30:53,241
I looked up at the
clock, it said, uh...
2435
02:30:53,266 --> 02:30:54,765
the kitchen clock said midnight.
2436
02:30:54,919 --> 02:30:56,704
12:00 exactly?
2437
02:30:56,861 --> 02:30:59,729
It could've been 12:05,
somethin' like that.
2438
02:30:59,754 --> 02:31:00,801
And you didn't see 'em again
2439
02:31:00,826 --> 02:31:02,579
until the woman attacked
you in the pool?
2440
02:31:03,498 --> 02:31:04,633
No. No.
2441
02:31:05,562 --> 02:31:07,554
What did these perpetrators do?
2442
02:31:07,689 --> 02:31:09,911
Perpetrators?
They were hippie assholes.
2443
02:31:10,503 --> 02:31:13,280
Two of 'em burst through
the front door there...
2444
02:31:14,022 --> 02:31:17,538
And the guy hippie said
he was the devil.
2445
02:31:18,448 --> 02:31:20,408
And he said, "I'm here to...
2446
02:31:21,264 --> 02:31:23,479
do some... devil shit."
2447
02:31:23,559 --> 02:31:25,440
It's not verbatim, but...
2448
02:31:26,199 --> 02:31:27,295
Some devil shit?
2449
02:31:42,793 --> 02:31:45,000
And away we go!
2450
02:31:48,894 --> 02:31:50,917
W-W-Wait a minute.
2451
02:31:51,005 --> 02:31:53,338
What hospital you goin' to, Cliff?
I'll meet you there, huh?
2452
02:31:53,485 --> 02:31:55,827
Ah, you don't wanna
meet me in no hospital.
2453
02:31:56,104 --> 02:31:57,882
Why don't you take
care of your lady?
2454
02:31:57,934 --> 02:32:01,030
Hey, she just took five
fuckin' sleeping pills.
2455
02:32:01,144 --> 02:32:03,080
She'll be asleep
till Columbus Day.
2456
02:32:03,140 --> 02:32:04,146
You guys'll probably have to
2457
02:32:04,171 --> 02:32:06,369
come out here again
just to wake her ass up.
2458
02:32:06,602 --> 02:32:08,895
Hey, I'm not gonna die,
I may get a limp
2459
02:32:08,920 --> 02:32:11,602
but I ain't gonna die,
it's not my time yet, man.
2460
02:32:11,704 --> 02:32:14,299
All right? No use waitin'
in some waitin' room.
2461
02:32:14,324 --> 02:32:17,087
Why don't you go lie naked
with that fine creature?
2462
02:32:17,565 --> 02:32:20,160
Come visit me tomorrow.
Bring bagels.
2463
02:32:21,974 --> 02:32:24,180
You wanna do somethin' for me,
check on Brandy.
2464
02:32:24,205 --> 02:32:26,278
She may be a little
shook up after that.
2465
02:32:26,303 --> 02:32:27,354
She may wanna sleep with ya.
2466
02:32:27,379 --> 02:32:28,616
Are you kiddin' me?
2467
02:32:28,664 --> 02:32:30,235
She's sleeping with
Francesca right now.
2468
02:32:30,260 --> 02:32:31,864
You might never get her back.
2469
02:32:32,795 --> 02:32:33,706
We gotta go.
2470
02:32:33,731 --> 02:32:35,254
All right then, Cliff.
2471
02:32:35,889 --> 02:32:36,968
See you tomorrow, then.
2472
02:32:40,427 --> 02:32:41,990
Hey! Hey...
2473
02:32:45,726 --> 02:32:47,384
You're a good friend, Cliff.
2474
02:32:49,012 --> 02:32:50,298
I try.
2475
02:33:22,519 --> 02:33:23,591
Hello?
2476
02:33:25,515 --> 02:33:26,539
Hey.
2477
02:33:26,658 --> 02:33:28,936
I'm Jay Sebring, I'm a
friend of the Polanskis.
2478
02:33:29,655 --> 02:33:31,821
You're Rick Dalton, right?
2479
02:33:32,459 --> 02:33:35,563
Yeah, yeah... I'm Rick Dalton.
2480
02:33:36,072 --> 02:33:37,977
- I live next door.
- Oh, I know.
2481
02:33:38,002 --> 02:33:40,724
I tease Sharon that she lives
next door to Jake Cahill.
2482
02:33:40,903 --> 02:33:42,831
If she ever wants to put
a bounty on Roman's head,
2483
02:33:42,871 --> 02:33:44,458
she just has to go
next door, right?
2484
02:33:46,261 --> 02:33:47,420
No shit?
2485
02:33:48,126 --> 02:33:50,476
What the fuck happened?
2486
02:33:50,677 --> 02:33:54,352
Oh, these... these fucking
hippie weirdos, th-they...
2487
02:33:54,424 --> 02:33:55,947
they broke into my house.
2488
02:33:56,539 --> 02:33:58,071
What do you mean,
like, trying to rob you?
2489
02:33:58,211 --> 02:34:00,060
I don't know what
the fuck they wanted...
2490
02:34:00,306 --> 02:34:02,369
Were they robbin' me?
I don't know, were they...
2491
02:34:02,443 --> 02:34:04,284
freakin' out on
some bummer trip?
2492
02:34:04,309 --> 02:34:05,654
Who knows, but...
2493
02:34:05,679 --> 02:34:07,742
they tried to kill
my wife and my buddy.
2494
02:34:07,845 --> 02:34:09,291
Jesus Christ, are you serious?
2495
02:34:09,332 --> 02:34:11,166
Yeah, I'm fuckin' serious.
2496
02:34:11,303 --> 02:34:14,478
My buddy and his dog
killed two of 'em, and, uh...
2497
02:34:15,144 --> 02:34:17,946
shit, I... torched the last one.
2498
02:34:18,165 --> 02:34:20,038
- Torched?
- Yeah.
2499
02:34:20,395 --> 02:34:22,062
I burned her ass to a crisp.
2500
02:34:22,704 --> 02:34:23,807
How'd you do that?
2501
02:34:24,038 --> 02:34:25,522
Believe it or not, I...
2502
02:34:25,887 --> 02:34:27,989
I got a flamethrower
in my tool shed.
2503
02:34:28,014 --> 02:34:30,257
From The 14 Fists of McCluskey?
2504
02:34:30,647 --> 02:34:31,758
Yeah!
2505
02:34:32,748 --> 02:34:33,732
Yeah.
2506
02:34:33,757 --> 02:34:35,621
Th-That's the one.
2507
02:34:35,696 --> 02:34:37,267
It still works, too.
2508
02:34:37,394 --> 02:34:38,593
Thank God.
2509
02:34:38,884 --> 02:34:40,495
Hey, is everybody okay?
2510
02:34:40,559 --> 02:34:41,757
Well...
2511
02:34:41,919 --> 02:34:43,252
the fuckin' hippies aren't.
2512
02:34:43,310 --> 02:34:44,564
That's for goddamn sure.
2513
02:34:44,628 --> 02:34:45,728
Yeah.
2514
02:34:45,753 --> 02:34:47,586
But I'm fine, you know, uh...
2515
02:34:47,695 --> 02:34:49,695
my wife's fine, we're just, uh...
2516
02:34:49,809 --> 02:34:51,468
a little shook up, is all.
2517
02:34:51,566 --> 02:34:53,111
Oh, my God, that's terrifying.
2518
02:34:53,569 --> 02:34:54,632
Yeah.
2519
02:34:54,950 --> 02:34:57,577
Jay, honey,
is everything all right?
2520
02:34:57,735 --> 02:34:59,410
Everything's okay now, honey.
2521
02:34:59,555 --> 02:35:02,468
Uh, but hippies broke
into the house next door.
2522
02:35:02,750 --> 02:35:04,195
Oh, my God.
2523
02:35:04,556 --> 02:35:06,074
Well, that's terrifying.
2524
02:35:06,643 --> 02:35:08,238
Is everybody okay?
2525
02:35:08,438 --> 02:35:12,026
I'm talking to your next door
neighbor about it right now.
2526
02:35:12,430 --> 02:35:13,827
Rick Dalton?
2527
02:35:15,469 --> 02:35:17,327
Yeah! That's me.
2528
02:35:18,033 --> 02:35:20,612
Oh! Well, hello, neighbor.
2529
02:35:21,318 --> 02:35:22,755
Everybody okay?
2530
02:35:23,294 --> 02:35:26,333
Yes, yes, Sharon,
e-everybody's fine.
2531
02:35:26,678 --> 02:35:28,059
Are you okay?
2532
02:35:28,464 --> 02:35:30,607
Yes, I am, thank you
for asking that.
2533
02:35:31,681 --> 02:35:34,188
Rick, would you like to come
up to the house for a drink
2534
02:35:34,213 --> 02:35:35,681
and meet my other friends?
2535
02:35:42,341 --> 02:35:45,325
Yeah, sure. Thank you.
2536
02:35:45,397 --> 02:35:48,238
Oh, hooray!
Great, I'll buzz you up.
2537
02:36:04,056 --> 02:36:06,254
Hey, man, nice to meet you.
2538
02:36:06,552 --> 02:36:07,750
I'm Jay Sebring.
2539
02:36:36,367 --> 02:36:37,645
Hi, Rick.
2540
02:36:37,746 --> 02:36:39,216
Oh, hi.
2541
02:36:39,550 --> 02:36:41,638
So nice to finally meet you.
2542
02:36:41,920 --> 02:36:43,214
Nice to meet you.
181936
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
