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Wait! Where are you running?

Wait! I caught you.

Give me my money.

Since so many days you have made us run after you.

Today give us our money.

Then run all by your self alone!

I will give you one tight slap.

One second. One second. Are you seeing this entire land?

The entire land. - Yes, we are seeing.

Now just think that it is filled with thousand mango trees.

Close your eyes and imagine. Close your eyes!

You all keep your eyes open. Or else he will run away.

Only I will close my eyes.

Yes, I closed them. Now tell me, dear.

How does it feel? - It is feeling nice. Only trees are there all over.

Even I thought of the same thing.

That's why I bought the entire land...

...and even bought 1000 mango saplings.

I thought as they grow they will produce lakes of mangoes.

Because of which I will become a billionaire...

...and repay back your small debts.

How did you find it?

Very good! It's a great idea.

Even I thought it was a great idea.

But the government thought of a better idea than this.

They want to lay a railway track here.

And they confiscated my land.

Now I have just 1000 mango saplings...

...left with me which are rotting along with my dreams.

We are fed up listening to your new stories.

You changed so many businesses.

And in all you had a loss. So what should we do about it?

You have even taken loans from the cats and dogs.

Now you will have to take a decision. Now tell us.

When are you giving the money? - Tomorrow evening. 5 o'clock.

The bridge which is next to the river. All of you come there at 5 o'clock.

5 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 10 o'clock!

We have been hearing this since many years.

Exactly that! We have a relation since so many years.

Don't you have any trust on me? - No, no. Not at all.

Leave all that.

I am going to change the opinion that you all have about me.

Tomorrow evening at 5 o'clock.

I am going to repay back all your debts together.

Really? - If you don't then?

If I don't then do as you feel like.

But sharp 5 o'clock.

If you don't come on time then I am not going to wait.

Then later don't tell me that you didn't get your money.

Fine. - Fine.

Come, welcome.

I welcome all of you.

Very good! I said 5 o'clock. You all have come sharp at 5 o'clock.

Who says that the people over here don't come on time?

Move! One minute. Move.

Has he started giving the money?

Listen! Don't worry. The program has just started.

So everyone has come? - Yes, we have come.

I will do one thing. I will read everyone's name one by one.

Whosever's name I read, that one must...

...raise their hand and say that he is present.

Okay? - Yes. - Yes. - Very good.

Hariram Navid. 12,250 rupees. - Present.

Prabhakar Shetty. Along with interest it is 13,900 rupees.

Present! - How are you, dear? - I am fine.

Raghuveer Gwala. 20,500 rupees. - Present.

How is everyone at home? - Yes, they are fine. - Okay.

Oye! First pay me my money and let me go.

Hey! Sharma-ji.

I have to give you a lot of money. And he himself has come late.

Now don't delay. Give me my money. - Be calm! Be calm!

See, along with Sharma-ji's money...

...I have to give all of you a total of 13,90,000 rupees.

I don't have so much with me. I am falling a little short.

How much are you falling short?

Not much. I am falling short just a little bit.

Even then. How much?

100 rupees. - Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. - No, no.

I just have 100 rupees with me.

I am falling short by 13,89,900 rupees.

Take the money out! - Listen!

Don't touch this. - What is in this?

Rat poison. - Rat poison!

Actually the thing is that I don't have...

...that much money to buy cyanide so... I was roaming with this.

Who knows when the need of this arises?

Throw the bottle! - Throw the bottle!

I knew that you all wouldn't even let me die in peace.

Even then I have no complaints about all of you.

You all have helped me at some point of time or the other.

But I won't betray you all.

I will return you all every penny back.

What to do?

Whatever business I started it all doomed.

At the end I opened a firecracker factory.

Even that went bust.

Then sell those firecrackers and repay the debts of all of us.

Hey! What I meant was that the firecrackers didn't work.

Then from where should I give you your money?

My father used to say that my name would...

...definitely come in the Guinness Book of World Records.

He was right.

There wouldn't be anyone in the world apart from me who...

...is so young and has taken such a huge amount of loan.

But I didn't do all this on purpose.

The situations were such.

Now I have only 2 options.

Either you all give me 5 years time.

Or I will have to jump into the ocean and die.

Hey! Don't try to act over smart with me!

If you die by jumping in the ocean then...

...I am happily willing to let go of my money.

If you have so much guts then jump into the ocean.

I will jump!

I have taken a huge amount of insurance policy on my name.

And you all will get your money back from that.

But I need some help of you all in it.

Tell the insurance agents that my death...

...was just an accident it wasn't suicide.

While I was talking to you all my leg slipped and I fell into the water.

As soon as we get the money my father will pay you all back the money.

Hey dude! Stop talking about these futile things!

And talk something about giving our money back.

Yes!

This is his new trick. New trick!

Dear Jeetu, don't play this game with us.

I just have this game with me.

Its not that I don't want to live.

But there is no other option left.

Those people who know me closely, they will understand.

That my decision was not wrong.

Hey! He really got drowned!

Did we get any information from the guard? - No.

What happened? Did you get the body? - No, inspector.

Did you look for it properly?

Father, someone has come to meet you.

Tell me.

Sir, we haven't come to meet you but Jeetu-ji.

Jeetu. Jeetu!

Yes, father.

They are saying that they have come to meet you.

Yes, I know you.

But why have they come to meet me, father?

I know why they have come. - Yes, even I know.

I thought before meeting me they should see you once.

Why?

Am I a monkey that I will show them some act?

So anyone who comes first must see me.

Father, you don't know him?

Baban Rao... the vegetable guy.

Do you remember the lottery business I had started...

Yes, the one that had gone into losses.

So... he only had helped me in returning back the bank loan.

Along with the money and interest the total comes up to 40,000 rupees.

I am fed up telling him.

That I will pay him tomorrow. I will pay him tomorrow.

Even then he doesn't believe me.

You don't have to give me him any money.

You just have to give him a date for that.

He will agree to it. He will agree.

You are right.

To give people a date and not to meet them on that date.

I don't have this talent, which you have, dear.

Even he knows that, father.

That's why he was saying that only...

...when you give a date then he will agree.

Please, help me, father. Or else I will have to get myself hanged.

Yes, dear ones!

They are not giving you a date. He is paying you the entire money.

Take this rope.

Tie it around your neck and hang yourself.

Your elder sister is sitting in the house unwed.

This house is only left which we had to mortgage because of you.

And you want more help from me.

What will I help you?

Go and drown somewhere so that...

...we can save ourselves from more ruin.

Go!

See, the decision that we had taken...

...don't use that to ruin my daughter's life.

What are you talking?

Have I ever interfered in your path till date?

You do one thing.

You find a good boy for Pooja and...

...get her married with great pomp and show.

And I will be the first one in that to help you.

Are you happy? - Only if she agrees to it!

Since years she is stubborn about one thing.

That she wants to get married to you only.

Why are you cursing her?

Since the time she has come to her...

...senses you have been hearing one thing.

That we are made for each other.

I agree that we also wanted the same thing.

But I didn't know that you would grow up...

...to become such a useless person.

You find a groom for her. I will handle the rest.

I won't be able to bear the pain of separation from her.

But at least she will live in peace.

She won't agree.

Till the time you are in front of her...

...she will never agree to marry someone else.

Understood?

That's why I am saying that run away.

Go away to some far of place.

And return after years.

And even if you don't come back then also it will do.

Actually the thing is that you can get rid of your moneylenders...

...and I will get my daughter married somewhere else.

Understood?

Now don't say that you don't have money to go.

Take this! Take this money!

Keep it!

And don't come back with the excuse to return this.

How did you come with this rally?

Have you left everything and got into politics?

It's not politics. I had to save myself from the moneylenders.

When I participate in the rally then the moneylenders can't catch me.

When in the morning I came out then I got the rally of BJP.

Then I reached the post office by walking with them.

After reaching over there I got to know...

...they wanted to go left and I wanted to go right.

Then I escaped.

After waiting for such a long time I caught hold of this congress rally.

Then I could come to meet you.

Oh God!

Sometimes you become a part of this rally and sometime the other rally?

Don't these rally people tell you anything?

They tell me.

Whatever they say I speak the same thing.

I am fed up with you.

Leave all that. Come here, with me.

Don't talk rubbish!

Have I ever troubled you with the topic of marriage?

Until all your tensions are not over I am willing to wait for you.

Till when? - Let it take whatever time.

Let anything happen.

We will at least live together one day.

That's all. That is enough for me.

This cannot happen, Pooja.

I have a lot of burden of loan over me.

I can't even handle the weight of an ant.

And if you really ask me...

...even you are a burden for me now.

We will have to separate, Pooja.

Now you go home.

If this rally passes by then there is no...

...rally till the evening that will make me reach home.

Have you ever even got groceries for a week for this house?

Now father can't tell this to me, mother.

Take this.

This is one week's grocery and vegetables to cook along with it.

Have you got fish?

What are you saying, mother?

Don't I know that fish is not cooked in this house?

Then this stink of fish?

Yes... I was going through the fish market.

So over there people carry fish in the containers.

So even I picked up a few.

Just like that. Just for a change.

Dear, you are doing all this...

As if I am going to do all this work every day?

You cook the meal. I will have a shower and come quickly.

Mother, aren't you eating food? - I will have it later.

This won't do! I have put in so much of hard work.

You will have to have one morsel from my hands.

What has happened to you, dear?

Mother, I had promised you a lot of things, right?

Big house. New car. Servants.

Is everything ready?

Now I feel I won't be able to give you anything, mother. Never.

I don't want anything.

I can't bear to see all that you do...

...to get rid of the moneylenders.

You don't worry.

I have a way to solve it.

After that no one will run after me.

Is it? What is it?

When it happens, you will get to know it on your own.

Maybe you might first feel hurt.

But never abuse or curse me.

And after father�s temper cools down...

...then tell him that Jeetu wasn't a bad boy.

Whatever he did, he didn't do it on purpose.

And definitely tell him this that I loved him a lot.

Those people who had gone to look...

...for the body they have all come back.

The current is very strong today.

There are few chances of finding the body.

Take Master-ji home.

These eyes and the kohl.

This bindi and this veil.

Why do they make me so restless?

Why does... my heart... love you only so much?

Why does... my heart... love you only so much?

From the blooming mornings.

From the fading evenings.

From my own people and from strangers.

Why do I ask this again and again?

Why does... my heart... love you only so much?

My day and nights are there only because of you.

The days and nights... the days and nights... the days and nights.

I am nothing without you.

Without you... without you... without you.

This feeling is so deep.

These boundaries of desires.

Why do they make me so restless?

Why does... my heart... love you only so much?

From the blooming mornings.

From the fading evenings.

From my own people and from strangers.

Why do I ask this again and again?

Why does... my heart... love you only so much?

Hey Raju, go and find that Gundya out!

See there. That Gujarati in the moustache.

But what is he doing here in a minister's attire.

He must have come to buy fish.

Whether the moustache is on the face or the face is on the moustache.

This can't be figured out only!

Hey, you fool!

This moustache has nothing to do with you!

He knows Hindi.

Hey! You guys don't know him? - No.

He is Prabhat Singh Chauhan.

Who are these people? And what are they doing here?

Sir, they are new. They have come just now.

That's why they don't know you.

So what if we are from Gujarat?

We are not whiling away our time since 2 generations in Calcutta.

What are you talking about Hindi?

I can speak better Bengali also.

Have you heard Tagore's verses?

No, we haven't heard that.

But we have only heard the abuses from the mouth...

of our father after he gets drunk in the evening.

It is futile to talk with you all.

Tell me has anyone of you seen that...

...person Gundya who takes money on loan?

Hasn't he returned your money till now?

If I spot him now then I will burn him alive.

He must be somewhere here.

Hey Raju!

Boss!

Who is he?

Fool! Can't you see that a good guy is praying?

Go and do your work.

Hey!

See that! Today Gundya brother's boat is coming first.

My boat?

Oh! So you are here.

I thought a good guy is sitting here and praying.

Get up! You scoundrel! You betrayer!

My boat is coming. - I know that your boat is coming.

First give my money.

See... see.

You know that whoever�s boat comes first when it rains...

...he gets 1.5 lakes in the auction.

You know that. - What?

Yes, so I will give you in the evening.

Even then something will be left.

You are too much!

The boat that has come first will also...

...go first and tomorrow also it will be the first to come.

So I will get 1.5 lakes tomorrow evening too. I will get it, right?

Now tell me.

How much is the total accounting to?

1.5 and 1.5? - 3

Three. How much do I have to give you?

2.75. - 2.75.

How much is left?

25... 25,000. - This much is left. - Yes.

That means you have to give me 25,000 rupees.

Correct? - Yes.

When will you give me? - What?

When will you give me 25,000 rupees?

I will give you? - What do you mean by that?

When will you give? - I said I will give you.

What does this mean!

Isn't my money, money?

And don't try to change my topic!

I must get my money by day after tomorrow.

Or else I will shave your moustache...

...and make you sit on a donkey.

He just claims! He will give it.

Remember that you have come across a Bengali guy!

What happened?

1.5 and 1.5... 3.

2.75... 25. But when did he give my money?

Move! Go away!

Beware! No one step into the boat!

Whoever wants to auction it, must stand in the front.

And if you don't have money in your pockets then don't say anything.

First me!

What are you doing? Is your wife in my boat that you have jumped in?

Get out! Go away!

There is not even a single fish!

Bandya! - Yes!

Bandya, is this a mermaid? - No, it is not a mermaid.

Yes.

Is this a dead body? - Yes. - Who says it is a dead body?

This is a dead body.

Open his mouth and see, he is still breathing.

He is breathing?

Now what will I tell that moustache guy?

What is the need to tell the moustache guy everything?

You alone are capable to take him to the hospital.

You have got me trapped very well!

Now as soon as I threw the fishing net I caught him.

He was alive.

So I let go of the fishes and got him here.

You did a good thing. A very good thing.

Shut up! Close your mouth!

Sir, you will get the moon from the President on 15th August.

So will I lick the moon!

Not that moon! Gold medal.

Gold medal, scoundrel!

First I am finding it difficult to live hand to mouth...

...and on top of that this new problem is on my head!

Come, hold his legs!

Not mine! Hold the legs of the dead body!

If I didn't get this dead body to the hospital on time and if he dies...

...here then I will definitely land up into a big mess!

Call! Call 3 to 4 people!

Come! - Come!

What are you all standing and staring at my face! Come!

Get up! Get up!

What happened?

Go and get these medicines quickly. Go fast.

Get up! Get up!

Why should I get these?

How much ever medicines are in the hospital make him have...

...half spoons of each and he will be fine.

Even the oxygen cylinder is getting over.

We have to get a new one.

The entire cylinder is over? - Yes.

Which side of your teeth is paining? - This side.

Just wait. I will call you.

Open the windows of the hospital and...

...tell him he will get as much oxygen he wants.

Why don't you understand?

I have got hurt and he himself is crying.

Come on, boss. Sit here. Sit here.

Sit. Sit.

Boss, is everything fine. - No, it is paining. - Okay.

First go and see whether he has come to his senses. - Okay.

Hey! What is this? Where?

What are you doing?

Boss!

Boss, where were you? I was searching for you since so long.

What happened? - Doctor has called.

I don't want to come. - Why?

He removed my tooth. I don't know what all will he remove.

I don't want to come. - Tooth? - Yes.

First of all I didn't have anything to lose.

This tooth wasn't even giving me any problem.

That guy just pulled it out deliberately.

But I don't know what all will go of mine over here today!

Nothing will go. It will only come. It will only come.

What will come? The string of your pants?

Come. You first come.

Come... come.

This guy who is lying down here. Do you know who he is? - Who is he?

He is a millionaire! Millionaire! - Millionaire?

And he got trapped by you?

Only millionaire's get trapped.

Don't you believe? Do you know what is this?

This is the underwear. - This is not underwear. It is a letter.

This is not an ordinary letter.

In this it is written that this man has...

...to take money from how many people.

Full account is written and that too in lakes.

And the people who couldn't return his money...

...must have thrown him into the ocean.

See his face. Is it like yours? No, right?

Doesn't he look that he has come from a nice family background?

Boss, it is very easy.

We saved his life. How much will we get for that?

At least 5 lakes we will get for that. - From whom? - His father.

Do you know his father? - That... that... his mother will be aware of.

Who is his mother? - That we will ask him. - Who is he?

Those people must be knowing him. - Who! - His parents.

Without knowing him how will we get to know his parents? Idiot!

I have one idea. - What?

We will show him his own photo and ask him who he is.

Then at least he will say who he is. - Very good!

Boss! He has come! - Who? - Senses.

He has come back to his senses.

See he has opened his eyes and is laughing.

You haven't died. You are alive.

Those people from whom you have to take money...

...I have the entire list with me. It is secure.

We will take it back from them together.

I am with you.

Tell me, dear, where is your name? Where are your parents?

Where do they stay?

Can you listen to what we are saying?

How will he listen?

Water must have gone into his ears.

Water has gone into his ears not his mouth.

Tell me!

See, we are not your enemies. We are your friends. - Yes.

See, I swear by this bottle of glucose.

I have spent a lot of money on you. - He is right!

Hey! See the 5 lakes that I am going to get for saving...

...your life from that you give me 2 lakes now. Advance!

He has fainted again!

Oh no!

He drank the entire thing!

He drank all the 6 bowls of it!

Keep it. Keep it.

Tell him! Ask him! Who are his parents? Where are they?

When will he give our money?

Did you tell him that or no?

So till now haven't you realized that he is deaf!

He is deaf! Oh no!

He just understands one language. Of signs!

Boss, look at me. I will show you.

Boss, see what he said. He wants more soup.

He is not just deaf but dumb too.

So do you have money with you? - No. - No?

Then will your father pay for more soup?

He just tries to act frail, but he eats a lot.

Don't ask him such futile things!

Scoundrel has put on a lot of weight after eating so much!

You jerk!

Hey! Where have you come from!

Where is your house!

Boss, ask him in sign language.

So then you ask him!

Ask him where is his house? Ask! - Fine.

Your... house... bar.

Where is your house?

He is asking for more soup.

Not soup... house. - Shut up, you fool!

You just talk about food items to him.

Now I will talk to him. - Ask, boss.

Your... village.

Well... water.

Your village... village where is it? Where is it?

Which village is this? - He is asking where is your village?

It is the graveyard.

I will ask you about all the places of India in sign language.

You tell me which is your place?

What is this?

You didn't understand? - No. - Latur.

I am kicking. Latur.

When you said it now from your mouth then I understood.

Okay, at least one fool understood.

Now how will anyone explain this fool?

Boss, ask him about Ratnagiri.

Ratnagiri... Ratnagiri.

Ratna (gem)... Ratna!

Giri? Giri?

Come here.

Yes, boss.

Ratna... Giri.

Ratnagiri. Ratnagiri.

You haven't understood correctly.

I will ask him about here. About Calcutta.

Call... Call... then cut it.

Boss, ask carefully or else he will cut me up.

So then what should I do? What should we do?

Ask him about Boribandar, boss.

Boribandar? - Yes.

Bori (sack)... understood?

Load it once again, boss. - Now you tell him about the Bandar(monkey)

Understood? Boribandar.

Did you understand, fool?

Who is Gundya-bhau here? - He.

Come here. - What happened?

We have got to know that you have got a big thing from the ocean.

Whatever you have got you have to...

...come with it to the police station with me.

Bandya! - Yes, boss. - Get that big thing.

So is this it?

So did you think we have got gold and silver?

Who is he? From where has he come from?

Till we don't get to know about that we won't leave him.

This is a very good thing that you have said. Fine.

But, since we don't have a complaint...

...against him we can't even keep him inside.

As of now I am letting him go with you two.

And whenever I call you, you will have to take him and come.

This is your responsibility.

Sir, the money...

No, no. I don't want any money. I am just doing you a favor.

Just think of it in that sense. Go.

Is this what we call living?

It is worse than the living of the dog of a washer man!

And on top of that this evil guy! - And both of us are completely bankrupt.

I have given you my shirt to wear.

Now after it gets dirty and starts...

...stinking only then will I give you another one!

Yamaha? No, I will get you a Hero Honda. Come.

Why are we going this side? - That I don't know, boss.

But why are you dragging me?

Where am I dragging you?

So he was the one who was pulling us here!

Oh this poor chap must be feeling hungry!

He can't speak. He is dumb. That's why he got us here.

Boss, don't touch it.

He is asking for chips.

It's not a lizard, boss.

Hey! Don't snatch it. Don't snatch it.

What misbehavior is this, boss?

Go! Move away!

Sir! Give me 3 cups of tea.

2 proper ones and one without sugar and with less milk.

For who is that, boss?

We will have to make him drink a bad tea. - Is it?

If we give him a good tea then he will be...

...habituated to it and will get us here everyday by dragging us.

Sir, do one thing.

From his share put sugar and more milk in my tea. - Yes.

Why? - Boss, you are paying for all three, right?

Paying for all three!

Are you abusing? - Shut up!

Boss, what have you thought of ahead?

Ahead? First let me get rid of this ghost.

We will think later of what needs to be done ahead.

Give me tea, please. - Yes.

Leave it! Leave it!

It is not mine! It is not mine! - Don't hit him, boss.

The hen has given them.

What is he saying?

He is asking for boiled egg.

Give him boiled water. Tell him that the egg has got boiled inside it.

He is dumb. He won't come to know.

Give it to him.

Hey! Hey!

There is no sugar in this at all.

Over here when you say without sugar...

...you get it absolutely without sugar.

Do you make tea or are you fooling us?

Tea without sugar. - My tea is very sweet.

So you only give the money.

Boss, now since we have spent so much we will take one chips too.

Give him also one.

Boss, Jabba has gone.

Gone? - Yes.

He has gone!

I am saved.

Where did he go? - How do I know?

Fool, catch him or else the police will catch us.

Where did he go? Where did he go? Jabba!

Hello! - Hello... I am Jeet.

Who is speaking? - Hello. I am Jeet's friend speaking.

Is Mohan-ji there?

See we haven't got the money till now.

But we will get the insurance money as soon as possible.

We are trying hard for it.

Actually the thing is that the body is nowhere to be found.

So this is for sure that he is dead.

If he were alive we would have known by now.

How much do you have to take?

Boss, see that! See that!

Come, come. He is hiding and sitting here. Catch him red-handed.

He is inside.

Hey! Hey! One has to speak in it. This is of no use to you. Keep it.

What is this? This bill just comes out like that.

The machine must be bad. Yes, come.

Hey! Give me the money. - What?

Pay the money for the call.

He can't speak. He is dumb and deaf.

We need to pay money to hold the phone? What is he talking?

He must be dumb and deaf, you must...

...be dumb and deaf but I am not dumb and deaf.

This bill has come. Then you have to pay the money.

I will see how he doesn't pay the money.

Give me the money! - What if I don't give?

Then I will give!

What did you say? What will you do?

I will give it to him. - To whom? - I will give him.

You will give him? - I will. - This means you will hit him.

I will. - You will hit him? - I will.

Hit him and show. I want to see. Hit him.

What are you telling him to hit me for?

Take this. Take this. Your money.

What will you see? He will hit me and you will see, is it?

What will you see?

Boss! - What is it? - He has again disappeared.

He was just here. Then where did he go? Hey! He was here...

Will you just sit here bossing over me...

Find him!

Now keep an eye on him. He should not sneak away like a cat.

Come! Come! Dumb guy, come on walk!

This thing of trouble had to fall on my head only! - Yes.

When he fell into my trap I understood...

...then that he is going to be a burden on you.

So he will be a burden to me only. How will he a burden to you?

Go... go and untie the boat. Untie the boat!

The old man always harasses me!

Because of that moustache Gujarati...

...I have hidden and kept the boat here. Is it?

So that he should not take it and go. - Till when will we hide it?

That moustache guy will take the boat and go.

You have said this so many times and...

...not let the boat go into the waters since a week.

I have become so bankrupt that I don't even have money to drink water.

I am drinking my own tears and living.

So I should open a food shop for you amidst the ocean?

Open this!

The only thing left to eat is grass and raw fish.

Raw fish and on top of that this crocodile!

Should I say one thing, boss? Don't mind it. - Tell me.

You are a very big scoundrel! - So I am!

I am.

You take loan but you don't repay it. - From where will I give it?

First of all there is no money in the pocket.

And on top of that a ghost in white clothes is dancing on my head.

All of this has happened because of this unlucky person!

Hey Bandya! Come here.

If within 24 hours you don't get rid of...

...this trouble then I won't let you step into the boat.

Even you can't step into the boat. - Why?

Because that moustache guy has threatened to take the boat in 20 hours.

Then untie the boat!

If you say it in Hindi like this then I will be able to understand.

Hey! I will give you one tight slap, you fool!

You must be doomed!

Now, we can sell this boat comfortably.

You scoundrel won't go into the boat.

First let this scoundrel go into it.

Come. - Hey! Put your right leg in first.

Maybe this unlucky person proves lucky for us.

Put your right leg first!

Hey you fool! Right means put this leg first. Here.

He has 2 legs still he doesn't understand. Turn!

See, it is going behind.

The platform is not going behind, you fool!

The boat is going ahead.

Moustache guy! - We have got ruined!

Moustache guy is taking the boat and going.

Bandya, jump into the water. Jump into the water

Why should I jump into the water and die?

The moustache guy has taken the boat and gone!

This unlucky person, wherever he steps he brings bad luck.

Boss, he is dumb. Don't hit him.

My boat has gone! Oh God!

Boss! - Yes. - Now it is just too much!

Today we will take a decision about this. - What kind of decision?

First we will straight go to that moustache guy! - Then?

And then we will ask the moustache guy...

...whether he will return the boat or not. - Then?

Then the moustache guy will say that he won't return the boat.

So then? - Then the decision is taken.

Fool!

Hey! Where are you all barging in?

Leave that!

Go and tell that moustache guy in Gujarati that Gundya-bhau has come.

Tell him! And even tell him that Bandya is with him too.

Yes! And even the dumb and deaf guy is also there.

Yes! And tell him that our temper is...

...very bad and if required we can even wrestle. Tell him.

Oh! Wrestling? Yes, wrestling. Go and tell him.

That moustache guy stays in Calcutta...

...but keeps a Gujarati watchman instead of a Bengali or a Nepali.

Tomorrow he only will do a robbery.

Are you a body builder?

It doesn't make any difference. Go and tell him!

Then you may go inside. - Come on.

Catch him properly! Now throw him down!

Boss! You have come at the right time to get your boat back!

Hey wait!

Come on. - Boss, said to leave. - Not outside. Come inside.

Come inside.

Come! Come, you clever person!

What have you come to take from here?

Greetings, sir. I have come to take the boat. - Boat?

This is Gujarat. Gujarat!

There is no boat here nor is there any bottle!

Get out from here.

Don't ruin me. I am a poor person.

Then why are you talking in a lower tone and flattering me. Speak loudly!

That day what did you tell me when...

...I had come to take the money from you?

In front of everyone.

He said that he will shave my moustache and make me sit on...

...a donkey and will make me roam in the entire village.

Now shave my moustache and show.

I don't remember... Now, shave my moustache.

Shave it! Hold it. - I didn't say that.

Don't you remember? - No.

Okay, let that be.

You must at least be remembering what you told...

...to my men when they had gone to ask for money.

You had said that this is not Gujarat and that this area is yours!

You even threatened to break their legs.

You had said this, right?

Didn't you say this or not?

When did I say this? - No, you had said this.

You had said it. That day when you were in the boat.

That day you had said it.

And you had also said that you would...

...cut him into pieces and also feed it to the fishes.

Boss, you had said it, right?

He must have forgotten it. There is a lot of tension.

Shut up! You jerk! Shut up!

I didn't say that. I swear by my mother. I didn't.

You must have definitely said it. I have full faith in you.

You can't rest without talking ill about me.

I swear by your mother... - Hey!

You point a finger to my mother!

Greetings, mother.

See! You are not aware of the power of Gujaratis.

If you have the guts then come into the wrestling ring...

...wrestle it out, defeat anyone of us and take your boat back.

This is a very good opportunity, sir.

We will defeat a few and take the boat back.

Hey! What are you whispering?

If you have the guts then come.

If I win then will I get the boat back? - Absolutely.

And my money? - That loan I am willing to forego. - Forego? - Yes.

Sure? - Sure. - You promise in front of everyone? - Yes

Come on, come on.

Mother, give me the blessing so that I can defeat your son.

Give me the blessing. - Yes.

Hail Goddess Durga! Finish them!

Why is he coming back?

This is wrong. This is wrong. I am not going to go ahead with this.

Boss, what happened?

He has worn the underwear. So what do you have to do with that?

But I haven't worn it.

You should have at least worn underwear at someone else's house.

What to do? Even the underwear is with him. - How is that?

I had kept the underwear on the boat to dry.

The boat has gone and so has the underwear.

So first we will ask for the underwear then we will ask for the boat.

No, first the boat then underwear.

Why? What happened?

Have you got scared already?

No, not like that.

If something else goes wrong, then...

...he doesn't have what is needed to save him.

And Chauhan sir, don't think that we are... cowards. No.

My father and grandfathers... were fighters. Yes!

And in his family... - All of them were warriors. - Yes.

That's why he is going to fight instead of me. - Yes.

How can I fight?

Why? Aren't you a warrior?

I am... but I am not going to fight...

Hey, keep quiet, you dumb guy!

He is right. - I can't fight with him.

Fine then, you can fight with Sheetal.

Sheetal!

Now you will come to know.

Sheetal!

Sheetal! Sheetal! Sheetal!

This is deceitful!

What kind of names have you kept?

You give a man a female name!

This is unjust! I won't fight with him.

Go!

Sheetal! Sheetal! Sheetal! Sheetal!

Catch him! Catch him!

Catch that lizard!

Catch him by the neck. - Yes, catch him.

Tear him apart!

And after tearing him apart throw one...

...piece in Surat and the other in Ahmedabad!

Turn him around! Turn him around!

No! No!

Come here.

He is dumb! He is dumb! Don't hit him.

Leave him and catch him.

Even I am dumb. Even I am dumb. Someone tell him.

Okay, let him go.

See, this was not a fight. - Then? - This was just a game for us.

This was a game. - Yes, this was a game. Now the fight will start.

Hit him! Hit him! - Wait. Wait!

By hitting us or by capturing our boat will you get your money?

So then what else should I do!

Give me my boat back and I will sell it and repay your entire loan back.

Seriously. - No! I don't trust you at all.

If I give you your boat back then again you will disappear. - No!

I can give you your boat back only on one condition. - What?

If you mortgage something that you own.

Now whatever I have is already mortgaged to you.

To free that what else should I mortgage?

That I don't know. I want something or the other.

Either house, land or wife.

Oh God! Now where will I get a wife from?

Sir, you don't trust me, right? - No.

So till the time I don't come back I am mortgaging him.

Okay? - He? Who is he?

He... he is my only nephew.

I have raised him with a lot of love.

I never used to keep him down, lest some snake should bite him.

I never kept him over my head...

...lest crows or vultures take him away.

I have always kept him in my lap. On my lap.

My dear nephew! Kanhaiya.

I... I cannot stay for a moment without you.

What should I do?

I don't have any other way.

Till the time your uncle doesn't repay...

...back the money you will have to stay here.

Oh God!

Boss! Boss!

You can't stay even for a moment away from a poor man like me.

Then how will you remain alive without your dearest nephew?

Boss!

Hey! Shut up!

So... you also can't bear his separation. Enough.

So fine. Then even leave him here. - What?

No, no. This can't happen. - Why?

Because I can't be away from my boss.

Bandya! - Yes.

Bandya! - Yes.

I will bear the separation of yours, Bandya.

I will bear it. Go!

Boss!

Seth-ji, I am taking my boat and going.

But my dearest one and the not so...

...dearest one I am leaving here and going.

Saw! Did you see the result of taking on Chauhan?

Yes, I saw.

Children, take care of yourself. And I will come on the 2nd.

Bandya! In every month there is a date for the 2nd.

Don't go. - I have given my word. - Then take it back.

Take them and go. - Separate them from me.

Be happy, dear! - I am taking my bag.

The poor man is crying and going. - Let him, he will learn a lesson.

Now he will come to know how cunning I am!

I got rid of the dumb guy, the fool and also got my boat back.

It will be better if you listen to me and do as I say.

Or else? - It will bad for me!

I am the manager over here. Natwar Jhunjhunwala!

Whatever you might say, he won't hear.

How will he not hear?

I will teach him a lesson. This is good!

Tell me, Jabba! Jabba! Will you listen to me?

Should I show you how hot blooded my hand is?

This is absolutely cold. - Hey!

I will show the both of you! To the both of you!

Where are you going?

You only said that you are showing something.

I will give you only one... Not one, they are 2.

What is the matter?

He was showing you all to us. - No, madam.

These people haven't seen you all.

No, no. We have seen. We have seen you completely.

You jerk! I will kill you.

Hey! What is this happening?

Nothing is happening. Nothing.

I was taking their size for new clothes.

I have to make new clothes for them.

There is no need to make new clothes for them.

They are the servants for this house. They are not the kids of your uncle.

There are old clothes in the house. Give something from them.

Get them inside.

Amongst the both of you who knows to polish the shoes well?

I don't know. He knows it very well. He is a pro at it.

What is your name? - Bandya. - What, is it Dandiya?

Bandya... Bandya. - Okay, Dandya.

Dandya, see.

First you learn to polish shoes.

Natwar!

Get all the shoes of this house and give to him.

Come, cobbler!

If I would polish so many shoes on the footpath, I would have...

...earned so much as to buy a boat in a week's time.

Take this.

These are a little old shoes.

Use them for practice and know how to properly polish shoes.

And we will give you new ones too.

And some of the shoes are not at home since the people have gone out.

When they come back, we will give you those too.

Are you going to be a collector that you are studying?

Do some work!

No, no. This won't do.

Each person has to do his own work.

And that too within deadlines set.

Or else one gets beaten up with dog-chains.

Okay? Is this how it is!

Then I will finish the work within the time given.

Finish this work quickly so that you can be given other work.

Am I a genie from a bottle?

Okay, tell me.

Amongst both of you who knows to wash clothes properly?

'One more job. This I won't do it at all.'

I wash clothes very well. He doesn't know it at all.

I will teach him.

No, no. Clothes are expensive.

If the person who doesn't know to wash clothes does it...

...then the clothes will tear.

So? - You only will have to do this job.

One day you will die coughing.

Where is the place to wash clothes?

Tell me one thing.

Haven't the people over here washed their clothes since 2 years?

Hey! Don't waste your time in futile things.

Others are also getting their clothes.

Let them get it! Let them get the clothes of the entire house.

And also ask the neighbors to get their clothes.

This is a cheap and good soap, right?

That's why you are making me work so much.

Is this a skirt or some tent cloth?

Hey you actor! - Call me Natwar!

Tell me one thing. How many families stay in this house?

15 to 16 families.

So why do you call it a house? Call it a district.

Do your work. Or else I will hang you from the rope.

Which demon does this 'Kurta' belong to?

It belongs to our Master.

This means there is a master demon too?

Hey! Speak softly. They are nothing.

He is the actual boss. Mangal Singh Chauhan.

He has gone to Gujarat. He must be on his way.

Come on! Come on! Come and have your meal!

What? Dig? I am not going to dig! I also know a little bit of Gujarati.

Don't you want to eat? - No! - No? - No!

Then you go to hell! - You go to hell!

Hey, go! You don't understand Gujarati.

Go and dig.

When you will do a lot of hard work, then you will come to know!

Here I am having a tough time washing...

...clothes and to top it all they want me to dig!

I am a worker who works endlessly.

Do you know what he meant?

He was calling you to eat food.

What? - Now you go and do your work. - What food?

Yes, there is bean vegetable, bread and for sweets there is 'ghungra'.

There is 'choli', 'sabzi' and what else?

Bread. - Bread?

And what is there for sweets?

What do they call it in Gujarati? Ghungra. No, ghagra. Ghungra.

I was thinking of something else.

Now nothing can happen.

This is the rule of this house that if one person refuses...

...in this house for the first time then he doesn't get food again.

Oh God! What injustice is this?

I do all the work and he eats the food.

Now nothing can be possible?

It is possible that after everyone finishes then whatever is left.

I will tell them then they will call you.

Do something. Do something.

Hey! Get up! Go and wash clothes!

He is wetting my pants.

Hey! What are you doing? Have you gone mad?

Suddenly I remembered my boss. That's why I lost my senses.

Foolish! This is not your boss's clothes.

This is the dress of master's only sister.

If they even tear a little then master will not spare you.

Hey!

What do you want?

I don't know Gujarati.

That's why when they called me for food I didn't go.

Can I get a little food? - What? - Shoe?

Shoe? Yes, I polished shoes long time back.

And I have also washed the clothes.

Can I get... what did that guy tell me?

Can I get ghagro (skirt) and choli (blouse)? - What?

A blouse and a skirt? - Yes, a blouse and a skirt.

Whose do you want? You give me. You give me.

You shameless guy! You want my skirt and blouse?

Yes, I want.

Oh no! - If you don't mind then I will take it myself.

Uncle! Come soon! Come soon!

Papa, come soon!

What happened?

He is saying that he wants my skirt and blouse.

Yes, I want it.

You give me. Give me.

Hit him! Hit him!

Definitely you must have done something.

That's why you are in such a state.

This is good that I reached at the right time.

Or else they would beat you up...

...and cooked you for dinner.

Sit. - What kind of people are these?

They only make me work from morning till evening.

They don't even give food.

He is also sitting here.

Did you get the news?

They beat me up very badly in the kitchen.

Yes. Even there they beat me.

Why are you crying? Now don't go anywhere.

Yes. Sit here. Sit.

You will get it here only. - What? Beating? - No, food.

Take this. Take this plate. Give him.

Which animals skin this is?

This is bread. - How can I eat just this?

I need something with this.

Can I get pickle?

Do you want 4 of them? - Yes.

Take these 4. 1, 2. 3 and 4.

What is this? Yuck! - 5 and 6.

Did you wash your hands?

Since 24 hours I have been washing clothes and that too with soap.

And should I wash my hands for this food? - Dirty guy!

Can I get a saw to cut it?

Thank God that today the bread is softer as compared to the other days.

So are these those 2 fools who have come to work?

The boys are good. Very hard working.

Do they give only so much to eat? Is it?

So should we get you food from 5 star hotels?

Eat quickly and get to work.

No, no. I am not used to eating such strong and rigid food.

Look at him. How quietly he is eating food!

Give anything to him. He will eat it quietly.

And if you tell him anything then he won't even listen. - Why?

Is he dumb and deaf? - Yes, he is dumb and deaf.

But he is not proud of it at all.

He is asking for buttermilk. - He is asking forte.

Yes, he is asking forte.

Whatever you get, get 2 of them.

Is she the madam you were talking about? - No!

She is also a madam. But above her there is one more madam.

Like him.

Why? Does she eat a lot?

No. She can't speak. But she can hear.

Shruti! Shruti! Shruti!

Shruti, come with me. I have to show you something.

Come with me for a minute. I want you to meet a man.

Come. Come with me!

See this.

Neither he can hear nor speak.

But it doesn't seem that he is either dumb or deaf.

You fool!

I am getting to eat animal skin, and that too you are not able to tolerate.

I will kill you today.

Wait! Wait, you scoundrel! Wait!

Come here. Come here.

Sir, please forgive me. I didn't see you.

If you didn't see me then how did you aim right under my eye?

No, no. I was hitting him. - Whom? - Him.

This poor chap who is dumb.

Wait! Wait!

Now I will show you the fun.

Wait! Hold this. Hold this!

Now you hit him.

And listen, it should hit him here only. Hit him!

You dumb guy! I am your brother.

Hey! Now hit me!

Hit him!

Whatever happens, it's always Mangal Mangal Mangal.

Do you people also think about anything apart from Mangal?

Mangal is not your elder brother. He is the son of your elder brother.

I agree that he is the son of my elder brother.

But he means more to me than my elder brother.

Whatever he says will be the law in...

...this house and everyone will have to follow it. Even you.

Hey! Uncle!

Wait! Stop all this! Is this a place to play?

Why? What happened?

What if your legs break? - Then we will get it plastered.

One can plaster your leg, but I can't...

...plaster the tent if anything happens to it.

All these things are mine. I can come here whenever I want.

Understood?

Hey! Go away! - Why should I go?

Come on now, go!

Cut carefully!

They had asked you to cut plants. What are you cutting?

If you are going to stand in front then it will get cut.

Go away!

What happened? - That is what I am asking.

What is happening here?

What do you want?

If I have tied it then I only will take it away.

Leave this. This I have tied.

I am not talking about this.

You very well know that and even the members of the family know...

...that as soon as the marriage takes place I take it and go.

Hey sir! What happened?

Sir, I was saying that... - He lengthened my tie.

What did he tie? - He had tied it for the marriage.

For whose marriage? - Shruti madam's marriage.

Okay! So he is Shruti's husband. - Hey!

What nonsense are you talking?

Will you get me killed?

Wasn't he yelling and saying that he has tied it?

What he meant that he has tied the...

...tent of the marriage he hasn't married Shruti! - What?

Is this a tent? I thought this was a house?

In your village do your houses look like this?

Donkey!

This is not a house. This is a palace.

It was senior sir's order that the house should be decorated like a palace.

It is Shruti madam's marriage, right?

When is the marriage?

The date of marriage has passed by.

The day the marriage was there, that day it was broken.

It is very sad that the marriage is broken on the marriage day itself.

The marriage was broken in this wedding tent...

...and in this tent only the marriage will take place.

This promise was taken by Mangal in this tent itself.

Without my consent who is he to have taken an oath in my tent?

Will he take an oath by asking you?

Don't talk too much! You are getting the rent, right?

See sir, don't entrap me.

I already have 2 to 3 marriages and a festival at a temple to handle.

I have taken advance for all of them.

I have to dismantle this tent from here and put it there.

If you touch this tent then I will break your hands.

Are you jesting or are you speaking the truth?

I am speaking the truth.

Then it is fine. Otherwise I don't like these kind of jokes.

Yes!

And yes, if that female never gets married...

...then for God's sake don't tell me to...

...leave this tent as a wedding memento for her.

When Mangal brother took an oath...

...then every member of the house took an oath that till Shruti...

...doesn't get married till then no one in the house will get married.

Why won't they get married?

That was good.

Otherwise I wouldn't be capable of...

...marriage by washing the marriage clothes.

But I want this marriage to take place at any cost.

Otherwise when will I get married?

According to your age there is only one female who is worth for you.

That moustache guy's wife.

But for her you will have to get rid of that moustache guy!

Hey! Stop talking nonsense!

I like Rupa! Rupa! - Rupa?

What is Rupa?

Will you get married to a vest?

Shut up! She is not a vest. She wears a skirt and a top.

Who is in the kitchen making breads...

Who had got you beaten up!

Hey! Stop talking nonsense. Make my drink!

Don't yell! Don't yell! I am making. Don't talk.

I think I am very high!

That's why I can hear different kind of voices.

Hey you shorty! Either you drink or go to sleep!

I will go to sleep.

Hey! Go to sleep!

What is going on? - Shut up, you dog! Go to sleep.

Hey!

Hey!

There is no one over here to listen to me.

I want to speak.

Since so many months I haven't heard my own voice.

Is anyone there?

"The season is a slayer."

"I hope that this disloyal heart doesn't get lost somewhere."

"There is a huge dilemma."

"I hope that this disloyal heart doesn't get lost somewhere."

"Neither is there peace nor is there any tranquility."

"For whom I am waiting for?"

"For whom I am waiting for?"

"The season is a slayer."

"I hope that this disloyal heart doesn't get lost somewhere."

"In the laughter of the moon I must sway in it's moonlight."

"I must sway in the captivating light."

"In the laughter of the moon I must sway in it's moonlight."

"I must sway in the captivating light."

"If not in love..."

So you can't speak but can sing!

Stop it. Tell me why did you do this drama?

I know how to get you speaking. Come on.

Madam...

Where is he gone? - I am down here.

At your feet.

The fact is that I can speak and hear too at times.

I am a dumb guy of a different sort.

To tell you the truth... I have only one kidney.

Then why are you dumb? Is your kidney in your mouth?

No... the doctor said that I should not work.

Or I might get a heart attack.

So my uncle advised me to act dumb...

...so as to escape work and also win some sympathy.

Please let me stay here till my uncle returns with the money.

You can't understand the pain of a guy with just one kidney.

If anyone else comes to know this truth...

...then I shall ensure that no Gujarati in this house gets to drink even water.

What!? And how will you do that?

I will consume poison, jump into this well and kill myself.

Ok, we are letting you off this time.

But if anyone else in this house learns the truth about you...

...then you will end up losing your other kidney too. Got it? Go now.

What is it?

Last night I dreamt of something. - What kind of dream?

In the dream I saw that the three of us...

...were sitting together and drinking alcohol.

And this dumb guy spoke.

Shut up, you dog! Didn't he say the same thing? - Yes.

But how do you know...

...what he was saying in my dream?

You only said that all three of us were...

...sitting together and drinking alcohol in the dream.

Then even I will hear. Am I deaf?

Yes!

I am also so foolish!

But in your dream... - I understood. Understood.

"It has come. It has come. The message has come".

What message? - "The message has come. >>

See this. Shruti dear's marriage has been fixed.

Mangal has sent the fax.

Shruti madam, your marriage has been fixed! - Hey!

Softly!

First we will take sweets and go and then we will tell her.

Come on. - Come on. Yes, come.

Shruti dear!

Shruti dear! Whatever you like from this take it.

I have to give you good news.

She is asking how much of our property have they asked in dowry?

Don't worry about that, dear. That Mangal will handle.

Here. Have the sweet.

Take it, dear.

They have asked for 2 Ahmedabad...

...companies and a lot of property over here.

So this is clear that they don't want Shruti but they want her wealth.

So what is wrong in that?

The tradition of dowry is on since ages.

It's not a new thing.

Once they get the property then she will be just a burden.

And Shruti doesn't want to be a burden.

Because of this reason should we make...

...Shruti madam sit at home throughout her life.

Mangal must have thought of something...

...and given consent for the marriage, right?

Correct! Mangal won't take any decision without thinking.

He has only lived his entire life for you.

Shruti, you must agree to your brother.

Why don't you all understand?

She doesn't like all this.

See, we all know that whatever decision...

...Mangal takes only that happens in this house.

Then it is better for all of us to agree to what he says.

Shruti!

Hey!

What is this? Is this the time to cry? Come on!

Now your marriage has not taken place, right?

Come on. Get up! Get up!

Me? And talk to your brother?

Have I lost my senses?

Let anyone tell him anything but he won't understand.

Everyone knows that his love for you...

...has increased so much that he has gone mad.

Hey! But you don't worry.

Your brother won't come to know.

...and even this marriage will not work out.

I have a plan for that.

Hey!

Come here!

Tell me. What is it?

What kind of clothes have you worn?

This... this is that body builder's 'kurta'.

I wear it as a nightdress.

Why did you call me? - Take this.

Why are you showing your teeth?

I... that... I don't accept love letters. I feel shy.

I will hit you one! Talks of love letters. Take this!

What is this? - It is written in Hindi. - That even I understand.

I am Shruti's lover...

It is a message. - We have to send it across to Gujarat.

But I don't have so much time with...

...me that I will give it till Gujarat and come.

You don't need to go to Gujarat.

Just once if your voice reaches Gujarat. That is enough.

Take this. - My voice...

Not this voice. Read it in your original voice.

Hello, I am Jaichand Rathod. Who are you?

Some Jaichand Rathod is there. You speak.

You read. - Okay. - Read.

Hello. I am Shruti's lover speaking.

Okay? - Speak properly.

We are in love since 2 years.

We can't live without each other.

And whoever comes in between and tries to marry Shruti then...

...you will get to see both our dead bodies on the wedding dais.

Did you understand? - What!

Hey you loud mouth! Will you wake up everyone?

Sorry. Who is he?

He is Shruti's to-be husband.

Okay. So what did I tell him?

That you and Shruti are lovers. - Is it?

And you both are having an affair since 2 years.

And both of you can't live without each other. - Is it?

And if Jaichand and Shruti get married to each other then he...

...will find both of your dead bodies on this wedding dais.

What!

Then their marriage will be broken.

Yes, of course it will be broken.

And only you will be responsible for this.

Hey see! This is a sin.

Now stop all this here itself!

Because if anyone gets to know that you can speak then you will be...

Hey! Listen!

Me?

No one is there.

Have you sent this message?

In our place we don't get message but Gujarati news.

No, no.

I am talking about love messages not about newspaper.

What are you talking about?

I know about Chocobar, Beer Bar, Birbal Akbar.

I don't know about what you are saying!

See, if you want to write a love letter...

...then write in the language that I will understand.

What?

I mean that now I will read this. You explain me the meaning of this.

Okay?

It is the cooker!

In the light.

I am Shruti's lover speaking.

We are in love since 2 years.

We can't live without each other.

And whoever comes in between and tries to...

What did you say, you donkey!

Hey! Where are you running with the letter! Wait!

Hey, Kanhaiya! I am saying wait!

Give it to me back or else I won't spare you!

That is my love letter. For the first time someone has written it to me.

Hey, return that back!

That is... Kanhaiya!

Who are you? Who are you!

Why did you do like this?