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EPISODE 5

It becomes a proportional relationship between the three horizontal segments.

The class is now dismissed.

Situ Feng is so handsome!

-He's so handsome! -He's so handsome!

E-BOOK

I like it when he reads so quietly.

RECEIVABLES

Fangfang, are you ready?

Yes.

QINGQING'S ERRANDS SERVICE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

A school is a confined space

with a fixed number of individuals and a fixed amount of purchasing power.

Thus, we can find a solution for businesses to obtain greater benefits.

And we will also gain the corresponding profits.

The school is full of people who live in style.

When their desire for shopping

is over 1,200 steps far away from their purchases,

their desire to purchase

will not be able to prevail over their laziness.

So let's help them get past these 1,200 steps!

It's a win-win situation.

This will already fulfill their hidden demands.

And with the merchants, we can reach

a strategic cooperation.

You mean your errands service?

-Hello, everyone. -May I have your attention, please?

Today is the first day of business for Qingqing's Errands Service.

We'll run errands, get food from the cafeteria and buy snacks for you.

Starting from just ten yuan per errand.

Ten yuan. Just ten yuan.

Really, it costs just ten yuan. It's cheap.

Qingqing, I don't think anyone is listening.

You'd better just let them come to us.

I have an idea.

We'll run errands, get food from the cafeteria and buy snacks for you.

Starting from just ten yuan.

We'll run errands, get food from the cafeteria and buy snacks for you.

Starting from just ten yuan.

Starting from just ten yuan.

Hey, what are you doing?

Chen Qingqing, you're seriously disturbing my studies.

You too, your studying is seriously disturbing my campaign.

-Are you trying to argue with me? -So what if I am?

He's so handsome!

Some people just come here with an ax to grind.

I think you're not really studying.

Are you doing this just to please your fans out there?

What are you looking at?

"To the ugly person, being peered at is a kind of cruelty."

-Situ Feng! -From Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged.

Are you done yet, Situ Feng?

Qingqing, that's enough.

I think starting a business is going to be tough at the beginning.

No one changes their habits that fast.

That's right!

So, whenever there's a new product,

it will need a marketing trial to give some input.

I need people to try the sample to see if it works.

You mean, someone to promote it?

Do you need Situ Feng?

Oh, no.

You know Situ Feng.

He always puts up that sour face.

If we have him,

they'll surely think he's plotting something with us,

or that I'm blackmailing him!

And most importantly,

I don't like him.

But I've found my first customer.

Don't you worry.

I'm sure he's the right candidate.

He has a good image and is great at persuasion.

Qingqing.

Can you please get me a beef rice set from the cafeteria?

Plus, a bottle of cola.

Sure, coming right up.

Here.

Okay, I've made payments for the meal and the errands.

Thanks for coming, Mr. Gu.

Does anyone else want to try?

Anyone else?

-Me! -Me!

-Me! -Write it down.

-It's so lively here. -What's going on?

-Let's check it out. -Let's go see.

Who wants the set that Gu Nanxi bought?

-Me! -Me too!

-Me too! -That makes three.

What would you like?

-Coffee milk. -Coffee milk.

-Coffee milk for two. -Gu Nanxi.

-Could you get me some snacks? -Sure, anything you want.

What is it?

Hey, Gu Nanxi.

Are you possessed?

This isn't the first time you're surrounded by fans.

-Three for you. -Okay, let's go.

SPECIAL PRICE

Fangfang, you go to Class 3 while I go to Class 1.

Guys, here comes your snacks!

Come and see which one is yours.

-Who does this belong to? -This one...

This is the QR code for our service.

Everyone, please take note.

Please take note.

Chen Qingqing is so broke, she's even running errands on campus.

The entire Ming De College has fallen under her spell!

And she's sitting next to Situ Feng.

Shut up, will you?

-Here are your snacks! -Thanks.

-We'll send them over after class. -Sure.

Your afternoon tea is here, guys!

I want this one!

This is for you.

Chen Qingqing, you...

Just open it!

Sorry, I have to turn it down.

-I'm not opening it. -Situ Feng.

Do you want me to read it out in front of everyone?

Hey.

Let me make it clear.

I don't want to have anything to do with you.

-Hey. -�gDear--"

Chen Qingqing.

Just give it up already.

I've got fans queuing up all over.

-You'd better wait in line. -Gosh.

Situ Feng.

I'm not the type who's going to...

Goodness.

QINGQING'S ERRANDS SERVICE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Look.

What is this about?

This is our new errands service. Delivering love letters.

These are all for you.

Do you think I would approve that?

I'm trying to keep you popular.

I heard that you can't possibly turn down fans' love letters.

Rather than have them line up outside and disrupt everyone else's studies,

how about I make this more professional and systematic

so everyone will benefit the most out of it?

Look.

This, for instance.

To show respect, 20 yuan.

To show affection, 30 yuan.

To show lust, 50 yuan.

An autograph will cost you 100 yuan.

And this is the best one.

A reply will cost you 250 yuan!

All right. You want the money so badly, so I'll give you a chance to earn big.

How kind of you!

I want to treat everyone for a drink.

I want the extra-large bottles!

One bottle for each person!

You can charge how much you want!

Zhang Fangfang, our business is growing!

Come here!

We accept your deal.

Okay.

Here's the money.

You'd better deliver.

You bet!

Fangfang, take this.

Sit down.

Qingqing, why aren't you buying anything?

-Buy what? -The drinks!

Is Miss Chen Qingqing in this class? We're delivering some drinks here.

Yes, just put them over there.

Sure.

Hey.

The campus supermarket must be doing great now.

We placed our order online for them to deliver.

Don't you know that?

So you're trying to outwit me?

Chen Qingqing!

We're late for swimming class. Let's go! Run!

QINGQING'S ERRANDS SERVICE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Gather around here once you've changed.

Fangfang.

Isn't that a bit too much?

I haven't mastered my swimming for the past ten years or so.

So I've got to pass this one with flying colors!

All right.

There are 15 minutes left before we begin our swimming lessons for today.

You can do what you want for now.

After that, let's go over there and get your swimming caps and goggles.

-I'll wait for you over there. -Okay.

What's up with him?

What kind of person is Situ Feng?

He's always keeping his idol image.

He won't be swimming with us.

When they sneak-snap on him,

he would cover his eight-pack. That's what I heard.

No way.

I heard that Feng is seriously obsessed with cleanliness.

He will only swim in private pools.

That's an idol for you.

He even takes the finest details so seriously.

Let's go.

Hey.

Why won't you swim with us?

Why do you care?

How dare you speak to me like that?

Do you want me to push you into the pool?

Listen here.

You can joke about anything else, but this.

What the hell?

Situ Feng!

Situ Feng, you...

Help!

Help!

Lin Yiyang.

If you want to learn how to swim, you've got to overcome your fear of water.

Qingqing, are you okay?

Fangfang, you scared me!

Let's be friends.

Hi, I am Zhang Fangfang.

Qingqing, this is--

I know. He's Lin Yiyang.

Hey, did you see what just happened?

-Qingqing fell into the pool? -Yeah.

So many people saw it, but...

I heard that it was Lin Yiyang.

-Really? -Yeah.

He pushed Qingqing's head into the water without helping her up.

You know the fire in our campus' chemistry lab last year?

He started it.

Why didn't they expel him yet?

He's got connections.

Guys, Li Yiyang didn't do that. He actually saved Qingqing.

How do you know?

I saw it myself.

I saw it myself, too.

You just said you heard about it.

Everyone knows that Lin Yiyang is the big bully on campus.

And there you go clearing his name.

Are you secretly in love with him?

-You guys go on. I've got to-- -Hold it right there.

What did you just say?

Nothing.

-Louder! -Nothing!

Get lost.

Lin Yiyang?

Yes?

Just now...

Mind your own business.

Fangfang, who was screaming just now? I heard it from inside.

It was nothing. Come on.

What's up with you?

Today was the best day of our errands service's first week of operations.

Time to count our earnings for the week.

Let's do it!

We only got this much?

Is this enough to cover the compensation?

We did great, Qingqing.

It's much more than what I earned from my six months at the cafeteria.

I'll keep it for now.

My errands service has opened for business for a week

and it didn't even reach 100,000 yuan.

I'm due to pay him by tomorrow the latest.

And I haven't even joined the Student Council.

Am I going to be kicked out of college just because I don't have the money?

DANIEL, CELEBRITY BROKER

Mr. Zhou, I've paid up all the compensation.

-Don't break the rules next time. -Yes, sir.

I'll follow what you told me.

May I go back to class now?

See you, sir.

-What are you doing here? -Mind your own business.

Hey.

I heard you're now Feng's assistant.

Boy, the word got out fast.

That's right, I'm Feng's new assistant.

I'm his private, personal assistant.

Stop putting up an act. I know that already.

But you're only an assistant by name.

That's what others think.

Now, I'm not only Situ Feng's deskmate.

I'm now his assistant.

His private, personal assistant.

And you.

You're none of that.

Did Qingqing really agree to be your assistant?

That crazy bitch.

She said she wasn't a fan of mine, yet she bought a lot of tickets.

I think you should be more careful.

You once said, whoever crosses you, it's not going to end well for them.

I see that things haven't been great for you lately.

This is the last one.

Thanks for coming.

-Bye. -Bye.

Chen Qingqing.

What are you doing?

I didn't think your tickets would sell so well.

All I did was post it on the college's discussion forum

and everyone started asking about the cost.

So I earned a lot by reselling the tickets.

-Qingqing, you-- -Hey.

You didn't like her errands service, right?

She'll stop the service after she gets the money she needs.

Just like what you wanted.

What did you say about me?

Nothing.

QINGQING'S ERRANDS SERVICE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Come on!

Golden VIP seats up for rent!

Right next to His Highness!

Nothing is stopping you to be with him.

Sometimes you may run into him by accident.

It's a real face-to-face contact!

Limited seats available. Hurry while stocks last!

SEAT FOR RENT - HIS HIGHNESS

Qingqing, don't you have enough money already?

Even so, I can still earn more, right?

Besides, I've thought about it.

Neither of us want to share the same desk with each other.

So instead, why don't I rent out my seat?

It just happens that I can help those pure-hearted girls that like you.

Hey! What the hell, Situ Feng?

Your errands service should stop right now!

You can go now.

Hey, don't go!

Situ Feng, why are you doing this?

Because you're my assistant.

Once you signed up to be my assistant, if you breach the contract,

you'll need to compensate me more than that painting is going to cost you.

Fine.

I am your assistant, Situ Feng.

Chen Qingqing is a woman of her word.

All right, my assistant. Get me some water.

Go!

Hey, you spilled the water!

Aren't you going to drink it?

Hey, cold water? How many times do I have to tell you? I have a sensitive stomach!

Hey, the water is so hot!

Do you want me to burn my tongue? Get another one.

Your gym teacher has an emergency. We'll have math instead.

Distribute the papers.

Let's see how badly you did.

Situ Feng.

I'm warning you.

You'd better not leave anything I can use against you.

If not...

Situ Feng.

Do you know that you scored the lowest in your class?

And you've lowered the class average by three points.

When I call your names,

you'll be paired up into study groups.

Group One.

Chen Qingqing, Situ Feng.

Group Two.

Ms. Chen, I don't want to be with her!

Ms. Chen.

I am very happy to accept your arrangement.

As part of this class,

I am willing to help

someone physically underdeveloped

and simple-minded students

to step up with me and defend the class' honor.

That's good.

Situ Feng, do you have any objections?

No, ma'am.

We're going to have a welcoming party this weekend.

Every class has to come out with a program.

Do you have any ideas?

Situ Feng should sing!

-Sing! -Sing!

This requires the approval of those involved.

Situ Feng, do you have any objections?

No.

Keep quiet now.

Let's discuss the papers.

Please refer to your papers.

First, let's look at question two.

You were so pleased with yourself, weren't you, Situ Feng?

Now, let me show you what you get when you cross Chen Qingqing.

Miss Chen Qingqing.

-We're so sorry for what we did. -Yeah.

We didn't acknowledge you.

-We didn't acknowledge you. -Yes, if you could just forgive us.

-We'll do anything to make it up to you. -That's right.

You just have to share with us His Highness's latest news!

Or you can just recommend us to him.

We're so envious that you can be by His Highness's side every day!

That skin, those lips, that slender--

Okay, stop it.

I've told you before, right?

The reason why

they took pictures of me with Situ Feng like that

was because we seem to be good friends in private.

They didn't even care what sexes we are!

Besides,

for someone like Situ Feng...

He's usually quite unmanly, you know?

Lucky for you.

Everyone is getting ready for the welcoming party.

We could use more hands here.

So I've told the secretariat about it

and they're willing to take you in.

I'll surely get the job done!

By the way, Mr. Gu.

Can I ask you something?

Which department is in charge

of our college archives?

Ming De's college archives are top secret.

Only those in the presidium can access them.

Qingqing, why did you ask?

Oh, it's nothing. I'm just curious.

You've had a little misunderstanding with someone in the council.

You're just in time to clear the air.

Come on.

Chen Qingqing...

Chen Qingqing...

Chen Qingqing, you're right on time.

It's you again?

I hope you don't mind.

I don't blame you, but personal hygiene is my highest priority.

Aren't we studying math? What are we doing here?

It's so peaceful and quiet here, so it's the best place to study.

I wrote this song for her.

What the hell happened?

Who's there?

Is something wrong with me?

It's 120 beats per minute?

Isn't there anyone you like?

I'm Chen Qingqing. Who would I like?

Subtitle translation by CL Tan