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The things you need to know
about Charlene.
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Me and her have been thick as thieves
since we were nine.
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Since we met in third class.
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What to say about her?
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Charlene is loyal...
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And honest and a very good person.
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She's a kind of girl that,
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if you're friends with her,
she'll always have your back.
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Not just from when fights break out but
like with small things as well.
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I suppose what I'm trying to say is
that she's kind-hearted.
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As most of you's know already.
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Mary?
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- See ya.
- See ya, sweetheart.
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See ya, Mary.
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This train is serving
all stations to Drogheda,
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all stations to Drogheda.
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Fuck sake.
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Come on!
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About fuckin' time.
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We missed ya.
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Yeah, right.
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Ya know we did.
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What time is Charlene coming over?
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She said she's up to her eyes. She'll
see ya at the fitting in the morning.
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She hasn't seen me in six months.
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Be nice to her, Mary.
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She stood by ya this past while.
A lot of them didn't, all right?
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There's a picture of her dress on me phone.
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Who's the other bridesmaid?
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Leona.
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Like to see that fat cunt fit into a dress.
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She lost the weight.
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I'm sure she'll find it again.
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Mary!
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What, Mother?
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Just be nice, will ya?
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- Come on.
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Hello and welcome
to a special episode of Crossfire,
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where four well known personalities
must avoid getting...
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All right?
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There's a load of Polish after
movin' in next door.
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Hi, this is Charlene.
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Leave a message.
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- Hey, it's me.
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What's the story?
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Thought we were meant
to be going out tonight.
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If I have to spend my first night
of freedom in with me ma and nan,
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I'll actually poke me eyes out.
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So hurry up and get back to me.
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Bye!
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I was waitin' here for an hour last week.
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Fuck sake.
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Come on, let's take
it easy there, please.
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Maybe we should get a few cans,
head off somewhere else.
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What are you staring at, sweet cheeks?
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- Sorry, what?
- "Sorry, what"?
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I said, what are you staring at?
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Do you want your go or somethin'?
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I'll fuckin' slap the Day-Glo tits off her.
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Hound.
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All right and now we got the fuckin' rat.
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Mary, I'm gonna have to ask you
to step outside.
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I didn't do anything.
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- Don't even put your hands on me.
- Calm down.
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- I didn't do anything. What did I...
- Calm down.
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- Tell me what I did.
- You where hassling that girl.
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How could I hass...
She's the one staring at me out of it.
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- Pikin' me out of it.
- Will you just walk please?
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Oh, you's are fuckin' fools in here.
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You're after making a fuckin' show of me.
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I'll ask you to step outside.
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You know what, I'd advise yous all
to fuck off out of here.
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Run by cunts, absolute cunts.
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Don't mind her.
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All fuckin' knackers.
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Just go home, Mary.
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The things ya need to know
about Charlene.
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When me and her were in school,
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all the other girls
would have stayed away from us.
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This is cos they knew we were tough.
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And if they said anything smart
they were gonna get a slap.
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We didn't care though.
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Cos the only people we ever wanted
to hang out with was each other.
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Gorgeous.
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- Do you think the length is OK?
- Perfect for dancing...
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- Yeah?
- ...once you wear those shoes.
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- Are you definite on this?
- Mmm, I'm not sure.
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Well, there's actually a
bustle at the back
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- that you can hook up and...
- Alright,
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- Makes it easier for dancing.
- Great.
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- OK.
- Sorry, can I help you?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Come here.
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Oh, careful.
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Em, this is Sally, the dressmaker.
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This is Mary, my maid of honour.
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- Hey, Mary.
- And you remember Leona, don't you?
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Yeah.
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Will you lift that up there for me?
Yeah.
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- That's perfect, Sally.
- OK.
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Isn't she gorgeous?
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What're you wearing?
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What are you wearing?
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What do you mean?
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It looks like a little tablecloth.
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Jesus, Mary.
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What?
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You smell of booze.
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Yeah, well, I thought we were meant
to go out last night.
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Yeah, sorry.
Just been a bit mad with all of this.
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Missed ya.
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Here, hold that.
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I got you this.
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- What's this for?
- You've to make a speech at the weddin',
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...and just with your accent.
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- I've the same accent as you.
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What're you laughin' at?
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Nothin'.
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Nothin' is right.
Laugh at me again and watch what happens.
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Excuse me, do you realise
you're actually the maid of honour?
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It is your duty to the bride
to turn up for fittings on time
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and to organise everyone on the day
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and show up with a nice fella
that matches your dress.
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What's that mean?
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Mary.
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I wouldn't worry about her
turnin' up with a fella, Sally.
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Chance'll be a fine thing.
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Think I can get a fella quicker
than you, Leona.
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And how'd you work that one out'?
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I've been with the same chap
the past five years.
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Who?
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Seamus McCrory.
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- Who?
- He was the year behind us in school.
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The little midget who used to do football
in his underpants, him?
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That was fuckin' years ago, Mary.
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People don't forget, Leona.
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Yeah, well, at least I
have a fuckin' boyfriend.
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I wouldn't touch him with yours.
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You're not even getting a plus one.
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Charlene has given it to Declan's cousin.
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Jesus Christ! You think we could
focus on me for a while now?
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Come here, what was it like?
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Would have been nice to hear from you.
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Said you didn't want visitors.
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You could have wrote, like.
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You should have told me, like...
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Where the fuck is he?
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Just text him and tell him
we're goin' drinkin'.
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- No.
- Please?
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- No!
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Why not?
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Cos the wedding is this day, three weeks,
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and I've fuckin' a hundred
and one things to be doin'.
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How come I didn't get a plus one?
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Cos the plates are like 60 quid.
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Everyone you know is gonna be there.
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What?
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Nothin'.
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Sap.
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- You're a sap.
- You're a sap.
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There he is now, look.
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Right, this is for you.
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Now, are you sure you're OK doin' all this?
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Cos I can get Leona to help if you want.
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Right, OK, cool?
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- Call you later, right?
- Yeah.
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So, basically,
if you punch in something wrong
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you just hit void and start again, OK?
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It's a piece of piss, really.
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Just ask Udel if you need
anything, all right?
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I'm on the same shift as you tomorrow.
So I'll see you then, yeah?
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OK.
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- Thanks.
- No bother.
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- Where are you from yourself'?
- Nigeria.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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- I have a wife.
- Oh.
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I knew the first night I met Declan,
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that he was the one for Charlene.
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He was a kind-hearted bloke.
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And a nice man.
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Plus, he bought the two of us loads
of drinks, so that was cool.
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Char was always the confident one
with fellas.
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Whereas with me,
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I never really bothered that much
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cos I think most fellas from Drogheda
are all dopes.
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No offence, to any of ya's
here tonight, though.
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It's shit around here now.
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Everything's changed.
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You're still selling gear?
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Nah...
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I'm working as a postman.
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Your da set that up?
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Yeah. Nice one, da.
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Do you wanna go on a date sometime?
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What?
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A date.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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We never did that.
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- So?
- Maybe we should.
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- For the laugh.
- What are you on about?
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I suppose.
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Any interest in goin' to a weddin', no?
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I'll see ya around, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Dates.
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No matter how great life is,
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it's always better when you have
someone special to share it with.
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Here at Cupid's Arrow,
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we provide a unique personal
introduction service
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that is designed to help you
meet someone special.
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No more Tinder dates.
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So why not visit us today?
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Yeah.
Are you Jess?
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Yeah.
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I'm Charlene Duffy's maid of honour.
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I'm here to pay a deposit
for the weddin' video.
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Uh, any chance
you can come back in an hour?
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No.
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Hey. Um... Uh, come in.
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I actually thought this job was cancelled
when I never heard from her.
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Here, em.
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Where am I, again?
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Bewley Mews
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Uh, what's the... What's the date again?
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28th of March.
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Oh, shit.
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- What?
- I actually can't do it. I have a gig that night.
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What?
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I have a gig with my band.
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Well, can you not cancel that?
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No.
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Why not?
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Because I don't want to.
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It's fine. I have a number
here I can give you.
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No, she wanted you.
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I'm sure Charlene will get over it.
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No, she really won't.
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What do you want me to do?
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Fine.
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I will cancel my gig for you.
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Thanks.
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Bridezilla, huh?
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Mind your own business.
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What's, eh...
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What's her name, again?
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Jess.
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OK, you owe me.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Seriously, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Eh, Jess, I'm gonna head on.
Do you want my digits?
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- Uh...
- He forgot your name a minute ago.
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No, I didn't.
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Yeah, you did.
You just asked me what her name was.
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Uh, it's fine.
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- I didn't want his number anyway.
- Bye.
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Well played.
261
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,333
I have me moments.
262
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,625
- The deposit.
- Oh, thank you.
263
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,667
So I guess I'll see you on the 28th, then.
264
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,083
Yeah.
265
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:01,333
- You're a good egg.
- You, too.
266
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,958
Door opening.
267
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,750
"You're a good egg"?
268
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,917
Fuckin' asshole.
269
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,208
Door closing.
270
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,375
Order for McArdle.
271
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,125
Um, just a minute.
272
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,500
Thanks.
273
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,833
There's Mary.
274
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:56,667
- Hey.
- Hey.
275
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,250
- Hey, Mary.
- Hi.
276
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,500
Do you wanna join us?
It's Leona's birthday.
277
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,708
- No.
- All right
278
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,958
Happy birthday.
279
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,417
So I just came to say that I met a fella.
280
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,958
So I might need that plus one after all.
281
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,375
Oh!
282
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,375
What do you mean "Oh"?
I'm not a fuckin' leper, Charlene.
283
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,667
I know. Stop cursin' at me.
284
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:21,125
- Sorry.
285
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,500
So, who is he?
286
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,292
- You don't know him.
- Yeah, well, what's his name?
287
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,375
John.
288
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,792
"John" what?
289
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,958
Carter.
290
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,125
From Mars?
291
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,958
What?
292
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,583
The film.
293
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,708
So, can he come or not?
294
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,917
Yeah. Course.
295
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:50,875
Thank you.
296
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,750
You're welcome.
297
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,500
See you's.
298
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,542
- See you, Mary.
- See you, Mary.
299
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,958
John Carter? Seriously?
300
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,292
She's fine.
301
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,875
Hey, it's me.
302
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,333
- Hiya.
- So, listen.
303
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,583
I was thinking it could be good for us
to meet John Carter before the weddin'.
304
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,833
Who?
305
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,833
Your boyfriend.
306
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,292
Oh, yeah.
307
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:29,125
So why don't the two of you's come over
for a beer or somethin' on Saturday?
308
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,833
You can see the new house as well.
309
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,708
- He's workin'.
- Oh?
310
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,333
What's he do?
311
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,667
Works in a bar.
312
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,625
Where?
313
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,208
- McPhails?
- Mary, the barmen in there are really hot.
314
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,625
Which one is he?
315
00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,708
The tall one with short hair.
316
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,458
The one with all the tatts?
317
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,125
No. No tatts.
318
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,958
Look, you probably don't know him.
319
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,583
He keeps to himself.
320
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,958
Anyway, he's workin' Saturday.
321
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,500
Shit.
322
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,333
I could still come over.
323
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:04,250
Ah no. You're all right.
324
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:07,125
Come here, em...
He's not weird or anything, is he?
325
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,458
- What?
- You know what I mean.
326
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,708
No, he's not weird.
327
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,083
Cool.
328
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,583
It'd be good to meet him anyway.
329
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,375
Maybe next week?
330
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,125
Yeah. I'll say it to him.
331
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,917
Thanks, babes.
332
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:33,417
The things you need to know
about Charlene.
333
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:59,292
What kind of man you want?
334
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:03,917
One that's free to go to a weddin'
on the 28th of March.
335
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:08,958
- That's it?
- Yeah.
336
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:13,417
But what kind of men do you like?
I mean, Polish, Irish, what?
337
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,875
- Any.
- Look, in the agency
338
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:20,708
we have older men for older women, yeah?
339
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:26,458
But I'll find you a nice boy, OK? Stand up.
340
00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:28,125
Photo.
341
00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,333
Now, ready? Smile.
342
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,292
Mmm? A bit more.
343
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,500
A bit more.
344
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,875
- Ta-da!
345
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,458
I'm giving you
the famous J-Lo glow.
346
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,417
It's excitin', isn't it?
347
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,750
No.
348
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,750
Any advice?
349
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,667
You're askin' her for advice?
350
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,750
Yes, Mam. She's asking me for advice.
351
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,667
I'm a woman. I've been taken out by men.
352
00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:08,958
A fuckin' sniper wouldn't take you out.
353
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:12,542
I don't remember
gettin' any pearls of wisdom off you.
354
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,750
You're done.
355
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,083
- How do I look?
- Like a whore.
356
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:39,167
I believe you're lookin' to find someone
to go to a wedding?
357
00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:47,750
Me and Char have known
our fair share of hard times.
358
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,375
When Char's gran died, I was there for her.
359
00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:53,625
When stuff was goin' on for me,
360
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,917
she was always there for me, too.
361
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:01,125
As they say, “Hard times will always reveal
true friendship.“
362
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:04,125
And ours is very true.
363
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,167
- Ours is the most true.
364
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:08,750
Ours is...
365
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,208
Hi, this is Charlene.
366
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:14,625
Leave a message.
367
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,208
Hey, it's me.
368
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:20,667
So I was readin' this really interesting
thing in the paper earlier.
369
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,542
It said that the best night ever
to go out with Mary is a Tuesday night?
370
00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:26,208
So...
371
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,083
Call me back.
372
00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:33,417
So, do you do
anything like that yourself?
373
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:38,875
- What?
- Like sport or drama?
374
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:41,542
No.
375
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,583
Any interests at all?
376
00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:49,750
No.
377
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,625
This is the first one of these where
I've actually had a good feelin'.
378
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,250
You just seem to be really sound
379
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:19,667
and funny.
380
00:25:19,792 --> 00:25:21,542
And you're proper hot.
381
00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:25,125
The fact that you need someone
to bring to your friend's weddin'
382
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:28,000
and I need someone
to bring to my brother's weddin'...
383
00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:30,417
...it could be perfect.
384
00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:37,750
Oh, fuck me.
385
00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:42,333
You're my boyfriend, your name is John.
386
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,292
I've got this.
387
00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:48,667
Hello!
388
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,708
Hi, what are you doin' here?
389
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,333
Oh, I was passing on me way from work.
390
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,083
And who do we have here?
391
00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:57,375
Charlene, this is John Carter,
the chap I was tellin' you about.
392
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,917
John, this is Charlene.
393
00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:02,958
I believe I'm comin' to your weddin'.
394
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:04,958
Wow. He's cute.
395
00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:06,292
Thanks.
396
00:26:06,292 --> 00:26:08,542
Well, it was good to see ya, Char.
397
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,292
He's fuckin' gorgeous, Mary.
398
00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:16,375
Yep.
399
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,583
Can I ask you somethin'?
400
00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:30,750
This is gonna seem really weird
cos I just met you but...
401
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,583
would you like to be a groomsman?
402
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:38,542
It's just Declan, me fella, he doesn't
really have any good-lookin' friends,
403
00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:43,708
and it'd be deadly to have at least one
good-lookin' chap in the photographs.
404
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:46,833
Er... Sure.
405
00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:51,958
You did well, hun.
406
00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:54,208
I sure did.
407
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,583
By the way, the hen's is on Friday.
The theme is Mamma Mia!
408
00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:00,042
What's that mean?
409
00:27:00,042 --> 00:27:02,792
Ya come dressed as a
character from the film.
410
00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:04,875
What, like Meryl Streep?
411
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,083
No. Leona got Meryl Streep.
412
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:11,875
We put all the names in a hat
And you got Stellan Skarsgård.
413
00:27:12,417 --> 00:27:14,792
OK? See ya Friday.
414
00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:22,958
Looks like you're coming to a weddin'.
415
00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:24,417
Bring it on, chicken.
416
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,792
You're gonna have to dial down the camp.
417
00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:31,917
Er, I'm not camp.
418
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,042
Eh, yeah, ya are.
419
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,958
What?
420
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,958
I'm sorry. I'll... I'll go to
your brother's weddin'.
421
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:43,042
Aw, fuck off!
422
00:27:57,417 --> 00:28:01,458
The things you need
to know about Charlene.
423
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:05,458
Me and her share the
best memories together.
424
00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,333
Like the weekends.
425
00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:12,250
When the two of us would go clubbin'.
426
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:15,208
This is when we'd really
get to let our hair down.
427
00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:20,417
Nights that felt like they
went on forever and ever.
428
00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:24,958
Like me and her were the only
two people left in the world.
429
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,708
- Hey.
- I might head on.
430
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:33,167
OK, then.
431
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:37,583
Oh, you text me John Carter's
number in the morning?
432
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,750
- Who?
- Your boyfriend.
433
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:41,833
Oh.
434
00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:44,208
- What?
- Nothin'. I was just...
435
00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:45,583
...thinkin' of breakin' up with him.
436
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:49,833
Jesus, Mary, do you not recognise
a good thing when it lands in your lap?
437
00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:52,125
Ya don't even know him.
He could be a fuckin' dick.
438
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,458
Yeah, well, he's not.
439
00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:56,667
Oh, would you check your email cos
I sent ya your speech.
440
00:28:56,917 --> 00:28:58,750
I thought I was supposed to write it.
441
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,458
Well, I did it for ya.
442
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,458
Right?
443
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:34,333
Nice outfit.
444
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:39,333
- Weddin' video.
- Wedding video.
445
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,458
How's it goin'?
446
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,792
Good. So what are you up to?
447
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,542
Nothin'.
448
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:49,500
Are you here with mates?
449
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:51,042
Yeah.
450
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,333
Sorry, I just have to...
451
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:16,708
Hello?
452
00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:20,792
Fuck off.
453
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,333
There's a queue out here!
454
00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:29,375
- Are you the one doin' all the bangin'?
- There's people waiting...
455
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:31,917
- So what'?
- So, like, will you hurry fuckin' up?
456
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,083
Say that again.
457
00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:36,875
Move!
458
00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,875
You're after breaking
a glass in me fuckin' hand!
459
00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:05,792
Ya See that? Fuckin' lawsuit.
460
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,333
You all right?
461
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:20,917
Did ya enjoy the show?
462
00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,708
What show?
463
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:28,417
You do realise you're bleeding?
464
00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,792
You didn't have to come with me.
465
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,667
I know.
466
00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,542
Good night?
467
00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:08,542
Hardly.
468
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,083
You?
469
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,333
It was OK.
470
00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:21,417
Actually it was kinda shit.
471
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:25,875
I spent most of the night hiding from this
psycho I went on a date with a while back.
472
00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,208
- Hate that.
- Yeah.
473
00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,833
I've been on a few dates meself lately.
474
00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,250
Oh. yeah?
475
00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:38,208
- Lotta psychos.
- Yeah?
476
00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:39,917
Big time.
477
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:51,458
I went on one there the other night
with this fella that used to be a priest.
478
00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:55,583
Never been with a woman before in his life.
He was like 34.
479
00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,833
And what happened?
480
00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,833
I left after the starter.
481
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:02,208
You didn't really give
him much of a chance.
482
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,583
He was a priest.
483
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,625
Well, you've obviously got high standards.
484
00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:08,458
That's what me ma says.
485
00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:11,417
But I think that's just cos
she has no standards.
486
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,000
When it comes to men.
487
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,833
Your dad not around?
488
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,833
Nah. He left when I was a kid.
489
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:21,500
My dad died last year.
490
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,125
Sorry.
491
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:31,625
My mam just started dating again.
She's got like three guys on the go.
492
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:34,917
You should give her a call.
She might give you some tips.
493
00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:36,292
Yeah, maybe I will.
494
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,167
Mary McArdle?
495
00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:43,417
- Thanks for...
- No worries.
496
00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:44,500
I can wait if you like.
497
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,792
Oh, no, you're all right.
498
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,292
See ya around. Yeah?
499
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:21,375
- All right?
- Yeah.
500
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,542
What happened to your hand?
501
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,417
Nothin'.
502
00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,583
It's grand.
503
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:39,500
Did you see there's speed datin' in the
Westcourt on Friday night?
504
00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,167
The two of us could go together.
505
00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:44,875
Dream on.
506
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:56,625
Your man Ollie that, drives the taxi for
Caffreys, dropped me home.
507
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:58,875
Asked me out on a date.
508
00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:02,917
He's my age.
509
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:04,417
I know!
510
00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,792
So what? I like him.
511
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,625
You would.
512
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,250
You want advice, Mary?
513
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:26,958
Get off your high horse
or you'll end up a very lonely girl.
514
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,792
And that one's for free.
515
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,000
Fuck off!
516
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,458
What can I get ya?
517
00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:37,750
All right?
518
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,667
Jess!
519
00:38:06,542 --> 00:38:08,583
- Hey.
- Hey!
520
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:15,917
I saw you from the bus so I, like,
I ran from, like, all the way back there...
521
00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:19,417
- No way!
- Yeah, past the lights.
522
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:24,250
Right. I'll let you go.
523
00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:27,042
Oh, which way are you walkin'?
524
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,125
Erm...
525
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,542
Well, that way, I suppose.
526
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,125
Do you wanna walk with me?
527
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,375
Sure.
528
00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:46,583
So how's the datin' goin'?
529
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:51,042
- Shit.
- Oh, why bother?
530
00:38:51,417 --> 00:38:54,583
- Because.
- Cos why?
531
00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:02,083
I need to find a plus one for that weddin'.
532
00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:05,667
So, you're going on all these dates
533
00:39:05,667 --> 00:39:08,792
with strangers to find someone
to bring to a wedding?
534
00:39:09,292 --> 00:39:10,375
Yeah.
535
00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:12,875
Not cos you want to meet someone?
536
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,042
No.
537
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,292
At least you're gettin' laid.
538
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,542
What?
539
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,042
Well, I'm not sleepin' with any of them.
540
00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:27,125
Oh, OK That's cool.
541
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:29,625
Like, I mean, I don't just jump into bed
at the drop of a hat.
542
00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:32,958
Good to know.
543
00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,125
Do you wanna do somethin'?
544
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,042
Oh, no, it's cool if you're busy.
545
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,750
No. It's just I've got band practise.
546
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,000
Oh.
547
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,625
All right.
548
00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:45,500
I would, um,
549
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,250
only we've got a gig at the weekend, so...
550
00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,208
- Well, that's cool.
- I kinda have to be there.
551
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:51,458
OK.
552
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,625
All right, well, I'm off up this way.
553
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,292
OK.
554
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,583
- It was good to see ya.
- Yeah, you, too.
555
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,833
Hey!
556
00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:07,333
What are you doin' tomorrow?
557
00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:09,833
Nothin'. Why?
558
00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:16,250
Does it matter that I don't
know any of these people?
559
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:19,667
- No. Neither do I.
- Yeah, well, you're workin'.
560
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,875
So what? You're my assistant.
561
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:24,042
Anyway, just focus on the blokes.
562
00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:25,500
We're finding you a man tonight.
563
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,958
Or at the very least getting you laid
by a culchie.
564
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:42,375
Hi, I'm Jess, nice to meet you.
565
00:40:45,458 --> 00:40:47,792
OK, can I get
everybody looking in here?
566
00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:49,042
That's great.
567
00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:51,542
So, what I think I'm gonna do is
568
00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:53,333
just step the girls out
for, like, two seconds
569
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,500
and get some photos of the guys.
570
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:57,292
Yeah?
571
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,083
Yeah, just move down
a couple of steps.
572
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,333
That's perfect.
573
00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:03,375
- Smile.
574
00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,167
Awesome.
575
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,500
So, uh, have all of you got girlfriends?
576
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,875
Hands up if you're single.
577
00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:16,292
You? Cool.
578
00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:18,792
Charlene's wedding speech,
take one, action!
579
00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:20,708
All day I've been looking at ya,
580
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:24,167
and thinkin' how long
we've known each other
581
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,208
and how much you mean to me.
582
00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:31,333
It seems like only yesterday we were walkin'
to school and makin' each other laugh.
583
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:32,917
Two things...
584
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,542
We never went to school.
585
00:42:34,542 --> 00:42:38,500
Like ever. We were either
suspended or we mitched.
586
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,792
And secondly the young one never laughs.
587
00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,542
Like, I mean, ever.
588
00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:44,917
It gets better.
589
00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:47,583
You're the smartest person I know.
590
00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:49,833
- Ugh.
- You're gorgeous looking...
591
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,333
The face of an actual cunt.
592
00:42:52,792 --> 00:42:55,583
You are the most generous
person in the world.
593
00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:57,583
She actually wrote this about herself?
594
00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:00,958
Yeah, the girl is bat-shit crazy.
595
00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:02,583
Hello?
596
00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,250
It's Charlene, she says your
accent needs work.
597
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,500
Mmm.
598
00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:11,083
No, no, it wasn't us.
599
00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:12,667
Ask them for more drink.
600
00:43:13,167 --> 00:43:16,917
Wait, sorry. Uh, could we get some drink?
601
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,542
He hung up.
602
00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:23,000
Fuck it!
603
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,333
You're a shit matchmaker.
604
00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,875
It's your fault for bein' so picky.
605
00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,417
Why weren't we iookin' for a fella for you?
606
00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:33,458
I don't want one.
607
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,167
Why, have you been with loads?
608
00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,625
What the fuck are you trying to say?
609
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,500
Sorry.
610
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,125
I'm only messin'.
611
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:48,208
So have ya?
612
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,333
Oh, my God, you really want to know?
613
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,417
You mean sex?
614
00:43:55,042 --> 00:43:58,417
Oh, I dunno.
I don't have a number or anything.
615
00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:01,125
- Why, do you?
- No.
616
00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:04,250
You do! Tell me.
617
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:05,875
- No.
- Tell me.
618
00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:07,417
No.
619
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,833
I don't think I'm very good at it.
620
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,250
Sex?
621
00:44:16,292 --> 00:44:23,500
No. Like meetin' people. Datin'. All that.
622
00:44:23,667 --> 00:44:25,292
Me neither.
623
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,083
Fuck off.
624
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,292
No, I'm serious.
625
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,292
Yeah?
626
00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:34,833
I've always been a bit of a loner.
627
00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:37,833
That's cool.
628
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,125
Is it'? I don't know.
629
00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:45,125
Yeah, like, whatever
makes ya happy and that.
630
00:44:45,292 --> 00:44:46,875
I wouldn't say it makes me happy.
631
00:44:46,875 --> 00:44:49,000
It's just the way it is.
632
00:44:51,917 --> 00:44:54,625
Sure, most people think I'm off me rocker.
633
00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:56,083
- Do they?
- Big time.
634
00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:57,458
Why?
635
00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:00,958
Just cos.
636
00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:02,375
Cos why?
637
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,583
I dunno.
638
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,125
I used to do a lot of stupid shit.
639
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,792
Like what?
640
00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,583
Fightin'.
641
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,792
What, like proper fightin'?
642
00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:23,875
I hurt a girl in a nightclub a while ago.
I got in a lot of trouble for it.
643
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,333
Was in The Joy for six months.
644
00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,208
You were in jail?
645
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Fuck off!
646
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,333
Whoa.
647
00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:51,875
Are ya freaked out that I told ya that?
648
00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:54,750
No.
649
00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:00,792
What are ya thinkin'?
650
00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:05,375
Just doesn't seem like you or somethin'.
651
00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:10,792
You don't know me.
652
00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:02,042
Oh, my God.
653
00:48:03,792 --> 00:48:05,375
You OK?
654
00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:14,875
Yeah. I dunno why...
655
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:20,792
I really like you.
656
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,542
Bye.
Goodbye.
657
00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,417
See you, Jess. Take care.
See you later.
658
00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:41,083
You freakin' out?
659
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,458
No.
660
00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,417
Are You?
661
00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:54,583
Look, it doesn't have to mean anything.
662
00:49:57,917 --> 00:49:59,708
Unless...
663
00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:07,958
OK, I'm gonna go now
because I'm dyin' of embarrassment.
664
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:13,083
I'm playin' in McPhails tomorrow night,
665
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:17,625
just if you're knockin' about...
If you want to...
666
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:19,792
OK.
667
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,292
OK.
668
00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,833
Thanks.
669
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,042
♪ What's the story, Drogheda?
670
00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:44,000
♪ I feel like I don't belong
Like I'm lost in the Viet Cong
671
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,333
♪ My head is gone
Tell me what the fuck is wrong
672
00:50:46,333 --> 00:50:49,417
♪ It's bleak when the highlight of your
week is mitching school on a Monday
673
00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:52,958
♪ To stuff your face in Subway
Foot-long, yeah, baby
674
00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:56,708
♪ It's boring, but better than smoking
a bong with some radgy-looking mong
675
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:59,917
♪ Oh, by the way, my name is Julie
Yours truly
676
00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:03,583
♪ I'm a bad bitch, not really ♪
677
00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:15,792
Hi, this is Charlene, leave a message.
678
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:19,958
Hey, what does it mean when you've been
with a fella and he says
679
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,917
it doesn't have to mean anything?
680
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,167
And then he says, "Do you want to meet up?"
681
00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:26,250
What does that mean? Does that mean
682
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,833
he's into it or not?
683
00:51:29,292 --> 00:51:31,000
Call me back.
684
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,625
♪ Oh, God
685
00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:42,417
♪ Get me out of this town
686
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,542
♪ Oh, God
687
00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:52,292
♪ Get me out of this town
688
00:51:56,167 --> 00:51:58,500
♪ I can't wait
689
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:02,333
♪ Till the factory shuts down
690
00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:08,375
♪ I can't wait
691
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:11,958
♪ Till the dock lands drown
692
00:52:16,542 --> 00:52:18,542
♪ Oh, God
693
00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:22,583
♪ Get me out of this place
694
00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:29,125
♪ Oh, God
695
00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:32,667
♪ Get me out of this place
696
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:42,292
♪ I don't care if I never see
another familiar face ♪
697
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:53,583
♪ You waze me up
698
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:58,708
♪ so I can stand on mountains.
699
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,750
♪ You waze me up
700
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,292
♪ to walk on stormy... ♪
701
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,958
You can stop there, Rita.
702
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:12,125
Rita, love, it's "raise me up". Raise.
703
00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:13,875
Waze.
704
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:16,458
- Jesus Christ.
- She's your cousin, Charlene.
705
00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,708
Come on!
706
00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,125
Who's she?
707
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:29,958
The young one doin' the weddin' video.
708
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,458
She looks like a weirdo.
709
00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:37,125
I know. Total freak.
710
00:53:41,292 --> 00:53:44,375
Why does she keep staring over here?
711
00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,667
Maybe she's checking you out.
712
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,750
Oh, my God! She is totally checking me out.
713
00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:56,542
Jesus Christ!
Can nothin' go right?
714
00:53:56,542 --> 00:53:58,250
Charlene!
715
00:54:00,667 --> 00:54:05,000
All right Rita. Let's try this
again and it's "raise".
716
00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,417
Waze.
717
00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,125
I need to talk to you.
718
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:10,625
Oh. Well, I need to talk to you, too.
719
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,750
Right. You go first.
720
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,458
OK. Erm...
721
00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:22,542
- You go first
- OK.
722
00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:25,083
This might be hard to hear,
so I'll just say it.
723
00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,708
Me and Leona were in
Fusion on Saturday night
724
00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:31,250
and we saw John Carter
getting off with a man.
725
00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:34,042
You went clubbin' with Leona?
726
00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:35,208
Yeah.
727
00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:37,500
I have been asking you to go out
with me for weeks.
728
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:40,125
Mary! I think you're
missin' the point here.
729
00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:41,542
Yeah, we broke up.
730
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,250
And when were you gonna tell me?
731
00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:45,417
Well, when do I see you, Charlene?
732
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,042
All right look. Don't panic.
I'm not gonna say it to anyone.
733
00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:50,333
We'll just find you someone else
to bring as a plus one.
734
00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:53,542
Maybe one of Declan's friends.
Some of them are really weird.
735
00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:55,875
OK?
736
00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:01,667
Mary?
737
00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:05,792
What was that about?
738
00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:08,042
I dunno, she just stormed off.
739
00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:09,917
Hi.
740
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,708
Do you wanna go on a date sometime?
741
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:18,042
Um... OK.
742
00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:20,208
- Cool.
- Cool.
743
00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:28,125
What the fuck is she doing?
744
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:35,542
OK.
745
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:38,792
I just wanted to do that, so...
746
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:45,250
Erm, I better go. I'll call ya later.
747
00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:47,958
Bye.
748
00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:58,750
When did this happen?
749
00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:00,625
Couple of nights ago.
750
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,000
Was helping her out at a weddin'.
751
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,750
And what?
752
00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:06,625
We were drinkin',
753
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:08,583
one thing led to another.
754
00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:11,792
So you're into girls now?
755
00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:15,250
Maybe.
756
00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:18,583
You're makin' a show of yourself, Mary.
757
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:22,750
Well, what's new, Charlene?
758
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,875
Try on that dress, will ya?
759
00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:38,583
So I was thinkin'.
760
00:56:38,667 --> 00:56:41,083
Since you're gonna be at the weddin',
761
00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:45,292
and I'm gonna be at the weddin',
why don't we both go together?
762
00:56:45,292 --> 00:56:47,750
I thought you wanted to bring a hot bloke.
763
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:50,708
Not any more.
764
00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,750
OK.
765
00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:58,625
Cool.
766
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,625
What?
767
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,042
Nothin', just...
768
00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:15,625
Suddenly you seem very cool about all this.
769
00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:19,875
It's a big change from when
we were on the bus a while back
770
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:23,292
and you avoided looking at me for the
whole three-hour drive, actually.
771
00:57:23,292 --> 00:57:25,958
I didn't refuse to look at ya.
772
00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:28,250
I seem to remember you looking
out the window a lot.
773
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,625
OK, maybe I did a bit.
774
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:36,250
Then you kissed me
in front of all your mates.
775
00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:40,208
Fuck it.
776
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,542
Did they say anything about it?
777
00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:46,583
Actually, Charlene had
a lot to say about it.
778
00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:49,333
Apparently I'm making a show of meself.
779
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,292
Fuck her.
780
00:57:53,292 --> 00:57:55,333
She's probably just worried about you.
781
00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:59,000
Charlene does not give a fuck about me,
782
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,417
she's just worried that
I'll ruin her precious weddin'.
783
00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,833
Is that why you're asking me to go?
784
00:58:06,167 --> 00:58:07,417
What?
785
00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:09,542
To piss her off?
786
00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:13,208
No.
787
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,458
I don't care what Charlene thinks.
788
00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:24,250
Mary, you're obsessed with what she thinks.
789
00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:28,542
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
790
00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:37,125
I don't want to be used.
791
00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:40,500
What the fuck does that mean?
792
00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:44,042
Whoa, don't curse at me.
793
00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:54,000
I just don't want you usin' me
to get even with Charlene.
794
00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:56,542
I'm not.
795
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:02,917
OK.
796
00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,542
Will I get us some drinks?
797
01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:06,667
Hello, this is Mary...
798
01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:37,417
You have new voicemail.
To listen to your messages, press 1.
799
01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:43,583
Hey. Um,
800
01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:48,125
I don't really know what
happened last night and
801
01:00:48,417 --> 01:00:51,667
to be honest I'm not sure I care any more.
802
01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:56,333
I guess I don't really know
what's going on with you
803
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,750
and you don't seem to want to tell me.
804
01:00:59,292 --> 01:01:01,917
And running away like that is
805
01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,458
fucking ridiculous.
806
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,167
That's what children do
807
01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:10,625
and I'm not a child.
808
01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:16,000
Look, I think we should
just call it quits on this.
809
01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:18,958
I hope everything goes well for you, Mary,
810
01:01:19,167 --> 01:01:21,708
and that you figure it all out.
811
01:01:23,667 --> 01:01:28,875
And there's no need to call me back,
I'd honestly prefer it if you didn't.
812
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:32,375
OK. Bye.
813
01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:40,625
- Hey.
- All right?
814
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,458
What are you doing here?
815
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,458
Came to see you.
816
01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:58,708
So, what's the story with your girlfriend?
817
01:01:59,958 --> 01:02:01,208
What?
818
01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,625
She cancelled on me this morning.
819
01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,500
I don't know.
820
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,417
And she's not my girlfriend.
821
01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:12,292
So what, you're not a lesbian now?
822
01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:22,667
Are you all right?
823
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,167
Here.
824
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,917
What's this?
825
01:02:29,583 --> 01:02:31,708
The speech. I wrote it.
826
01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:33,958
I did the speech for you.
827
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,208
Well, it's supposed to come from me.
828
01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:38,708
Mary, like, I...
829
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:40,458
Fine. It doesn't matter.
830
01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:42,417
Gimme it.
831
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:54,833
"The things you need to know
about Charlene.
832
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:10,458
"Her first crush was on Mr. Duffy,
our geography teacher in fifth class.
833
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:15,750
"Her first kiss was on the bus on the
way home from a Boyzone concert.
834
01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,333
"Her eyes are a mixture of green and brown
835
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:21,375
"and not hazel as most people think.
836
01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:25,333
"She loves brown sauce
and eats it on everything.
837
01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:29,833
"She can never remember how a joke ends.
838
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:32,917
"When she's sick she
always watches the film
839
01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:36,500
"Ella Enchanted and eats
packets of Monster Munch.
840
01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:42,292
"When she walks into a room, people always
notice her and want to be around her.
841
01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:46,625
"This is because of her warmth and
her good sense of humour.
842
01:03:47,625 --> 01:03:51,000
"She loves Declan more than
anything else in the world,
843
01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:53,750
"even brown sauce.
844
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:58,000
"And she is the best friend
that anyone could ever ask for."
845
01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:03,917
It's lovely.
846
01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,958
You're me best mate and
I wanted it to come from me.
847
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:14,542
Thanks.
848
01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:21,625
Do you wanna go for a pint?
849
01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:24,625
I'm gettin' married tomorrow.
850
01:04:25,125 --> 01:04:27,875
Yeah, but is that not tradition,
that the maid of honour take
851
01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:30,667
the bride out the night before the big day?
852
01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:33,083
- No.
- For one?
853
01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:34,917
No!
854
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,917
All right.
855
01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:45,167
I'll see ya at the church, then.
856
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:46,583
Yeah.
857
01:04:51,417 --> 01:04:53,792
Why do you never want to see me any more?
858
01:04:54,167 --> 01:04:55,500
What are you on about?
859
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,500
Why do you never want to see me?
860
01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:59,333
Mary, how many times
do we have to talk about this?
861
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:02,042
- Fine! Fuck sake.
- Stop cursin' at me, Mary!
862
01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:04,542
Then stop actin' like
a stuck-up bitch, Charlene!
863
01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:05,667
I don't have time for this.
864
01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:06,750
Oh, of course ya don't,
865
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:10,000
cos when do you have time
for anyone other than yourself?
866
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,042
- Excuse me?
- You've fuckin' changed.
867
01:05:18,792 --> 01:05:20,250
Oi!
868
01:05:23,792 --> 01:05:26,792
Do you have any idea the
shit you've put us through?
869
01:05:26,792 --> 01:05:29,292
Me. Your ma. All of us.
870
01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,833
After what you did.
871
01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:34,083
Ya haven't a clue, have ya?
872
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:36,083
And then you show up on me doorstep
873
01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:38,750
the day before me weddin'
and call me a shit friend
874
01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:40,917
cos I won't go drinkin' with ya.
875
01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:43,875
I mean, are you for fuckin' real?
876
01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:50,125
And you know what, Mary?
You're right. I have changed.
877
01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:52,375
Everyone has, except you.
878
01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:55,875
You're still a mess.
879
01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:02,083
Who the fuck wants to be around that?
880
01:06:28,542 --> 01:06:29,708
Hey, it's me.
881
01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:31,375
- How many do you want?
- Six.
882
01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:33,417
We're goin' out.
883
01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:39,792
So, where's your boyfriend at?
884
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:43,042
Are you all selective cos
you got a pony tail?
885
01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:45,125
What's your name, delicate?
886
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,333
- I dunno.
- Yvonne!
887
01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:50,667
- Yvonne?
- Oh, that's a French ass name, Yvonne.
888
01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:52,292
My little French croissant.
889
01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:54,542
You are mad.
890
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,375
All right.
891
01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:59,042
I'm only joking, I'm sorry, like.
892
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:05,458
Let's do somethin? Come on!
893
01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,542
Where we goin'?
894
01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:12,583
Out.
895
01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,583
Fuck.
896
01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:16,125
Don't! Don't!
897
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:19,500
- Ya fuckin' animal!
- Call the guards.
898
01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:28,333
You're fucking buck mad you are.
899
01:08:29,792 --> 01:08:31,875
D'you hear me?
900
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,583
Come on!
901
01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:49,667
Assault, anti-social
behaviour, assault again.
902
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,542
If she ends up in front
of a prick of a judge...
903
01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:54,333
It's not good.
No, it's not good.
904
01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:55,792
You can take her home now.
905
01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:57,458
Thanks, Guard.
906
01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:00,875
Come on.
907
01:09:17,583 --> 01:09:19,667
Is it my fault?
908
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,292
Is what your fault?
909
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:29,542
I dunno. That you're having problems again.
910
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,958
How is it your fault?
911
01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:42,750
Did ya get someone to go with ya tomorrow?
912
01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:51,458
Sure, so what?
You go down there and hold your head up.
913
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,375
You're as good as any of them girls.
914
01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:10,625
Shh. It's OK.
915
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:03,667
OK. Fix me.
916
01:11:08,417 --> 01:11:11,667
- I'm surprised you'd the nerve to show up.
- Leona.
917
01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:14,792
Leave her alone.
918
01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:25,750
Thanks.
919
01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:32,875
You look...
920
01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:40,417
- Are we ready?
- Yep, we're ready.
921
01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:46,583
In the name of the Father,
and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
922
01:11:46,583 --> 01:11:48,167
amen.
923
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:57,458
Father,
Son and the Holy Spirit, amen.
924
01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:02,083
You may kiss the bride.
925
01:12:11,792 --> 01:12:14,458
- Ah, yes. Thank you.
- Thank you.
926
01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:17,458
- It's just over the far right.
- Thank you.
927
01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,958
- Hi.
- Hiya.
928
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:26,708
- Hey.
- Hi.
929
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:31,042
I'm so proud of ya.
930
01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,833
Thanks.
931
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:36,625
I think it's better if you didn't read
out that speech you wrote.
932
01:12:37,458 --> 01:12:39,625
I think it's lovely and it's really funny.
933
01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:44,000
I just... Mary, it's just not appropriate.
934
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:50,375
- What do you want me to say?
- It's OK.
935
01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:53,000
Leona has got it covered.
You can just sit back and enjoy your night.
936
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,792
You've done loads already.
937
01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,625
OK.
938
01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,958
"All day I've been looking
at you, at me friend,
939
01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:11,667
"and thinking about how long we've known
each other, and how much you mean to me.
940
01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:15,708
"It feels like only yesterday we were walking
to school and making each other laugh.
941
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:18,083
- "And now, look where we are."
- Aww.
942
01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:21,583
"You're the smartest person I know,
you're gorgeous looking.
943
01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:24,208
"And you're the most generous person
in the whole world."
944
01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,792
You are, Char.
945
01:13:30,458 --> 01:13:33,042
OK, folks. So, we're gonna pass it over to
the father of the bride now,
946
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,083
so round of applause for him.
947
01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:54,875
Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message.
948
01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:59,417
Hiya, Jess. It's Mary.
949
01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:02,333
I know you don't want me to call, but...
950
01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:04,875
I'm locked. So...
951
01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:12,333
Actually, I'm not locked.
952
01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:17,500
I haven't had a drink all day
so I dunno why I said that.
953
01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:30,625
I just wanted to say sorry for everything
that happened.
954
01:14:38,292 --> 01:14:41,000
I don't know what's wrong with me.
955
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:46,375
I keep hurting people and I don't know why.
956
01:14:53,292 --> 01:14:57,000
I think you were right
about me and Charlene.
957
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:02,833
You're probably right
about a lot of things.
958
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:09,833
I miss you.
959
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,083
Me and her were the best.
960
01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:09,000
The most beautiful.
961
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,542
Me and her.
962
01:17:13,958 --> 01:17:15,833
Me and her.
963
01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:20,792
Me and her.
964
01:17:24,292 --> 01:17:26,250
Hey!
965
01:17:28,542 --> 01:17:30,292
Are you going?
966
01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:32,500
Yeah.
967
01:17:33,417 --> 01:17:36,292
All right, well... Thanks for everything.
968
01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:38,792
You're welcome.
969
01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:42,708
- I'm fuckin' married, Mary!
970
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:45,333
I know.
971
01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:50,292
When I get back from me honeymoon,
me and you are goin' out on the town.
972
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,625
Just the two of us.
973
01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:11,458
I'll see ya, Char.
974
01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:13,625
See ya, babe.
975
01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:33,292
Where would you be going,
if you were going out?
976
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,333
Music?
Are you into your music?
977
01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:40,083
Would you be getting up
and dancing and all? Yeah?
978
01:18:40,292 --> 01:18:44,083
What else do you get up to then?
Over the weekend in your spare time?
979
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:47,500
I go surfin'.
You're a surfer!
980
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:50,458
No way. That's mad.
981
01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:25,083
Hey.
982
01:19:26,305 --> 01:19:32,512
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