Original subtitles

I can't I can't do this

I can't!

What's the matter?

Kyusaku

"Darling" You have to call me "Darling," Akiko

Darling

Yeah!

What's the matter, Akiko?

I can't I can't do this Please forgive me, but

This is like a dream, Nuku Nuku

I can't believe this

Me, Dad, and Mom, all three of us, living in the same house!

Ryunosuke, are you happy?

Yes, thanks to you, Nuku Nuku

I'm happy too

But

I wonder how long this happiness will last?

All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku

Tori maku secret nazo meku history

Odoreyo clap your hands kyou kawa wa

Fushigi na my body me o fusenai de

Shareta process hajimari ne

Kaze ukete kami yureru nanimo kamo ga mabushii

Deau toki wa itsu demo happy birthday

Shinpin no watashi ga te o furu

Tenshi ga hohoende ru happy birthday

Ima sugu ni aitai no kimama na anata ni?

Really? Did Kyusaku really say such a thing?

Yes

I don't believe it

But please, believe me, Mama-san

But I can't That's my dream, to be like that

If it could really be that way, it would be wonderful, but

Oh, that high school android is bowing to her

What's she thinking of?

What are they talking about?

I can't believe she agreed to see her after just one phone call

It must be pretty important

Want to know what it is?

Of course Want to know what it is?

Of course

Okay then, go on and take a listen

How about it?

Me? How about it?

Me?

Yes, you Here you go

What the heck is that?

A pair of suction gloves

I understand

It's because I really want to live with Ryunosuke

Really?

Akiko Natsume never lies

But there are some conditions

Conditions? Such as?

Too hard This is too hard

What are your conditions?

The warmth of old-fashioned motherhood

and Mom's homemade cooking

Ryunosuke cannot do without these things Papa-san said

What does he want me to do?

Be gentle, graceful,

never go against the will of your husband, and of course,

you must do all of the cooking, laundry, and cleaning yourself

Arisa, switch the microphone on

What a jerk that Kyusaku is

He didn't I just asked Papa-san What a jerk that Kyusaku is

He didn't I just asked Papa-san

That's even worse!

Do you really think I'll accept such a stupid deal?

First of all, cooking and laundry must be done by servants

I shouldn't have to do such things

Of course!

It's Ryunosuke's dream that Papa-san and Mama-san

forgive each other and that all three of you live together

His dream, Ryunosuke's dream

Mama-san

Yes?

I believe that a mother's love means being with her child Yes?

I believe that a mother's love means being with her child

Therefore

If you love Ryunosuke, if you want to do something for Ryunosuke,

please agree, Mama-san

All right

Mama-san! All right

Mama-san!

Living with Ryunosuke is my dream too I accept your offer

Thank you, Mama-san!

But you know

I never thought an android could teach me to be human

That's why me and Dad and Nuku Nuku, all three of us,

have moved to Mom's home, the Mishima Mansion

Hey, Dad, doesn't this whole situation make you uncomfortable?

What do you mean, Ryunosuke?

This is a typical happy Japanese household

But it's like living on the set of a TV sitcom

Sorry to keep you waiting

It's breakfast!

In my original floor plan, there's a wall there It's breakfast!

In my original floor plan, there's a wall there

Come in the other way

Sorry to keep you waiting

Breakfast is ready!

I'm starving!

Well, let's eat!

I had to cook the fish a lot to make sure it was dead

Cooking's not the same as murder!

And you don't need to put ketchup on natto

Look at this! The rice is perfect I even smell a hint of lemon

Why do I smell lemon?

What did you use to wash the rice? Why do I smell lemon?

What did you use to wash the rice?

I washed the rice with lemon-scented dish soap

Are you happy with your little joke?

No, I didn't intend to do this

What a lamentable woman you are! You can't do anything right!

There's nothing we can eat! You're not qualified to be a mother!

Stop complaining Dad Try some,

I think this is good Mom's homemade cooking

Ryunosuke

That dish with the potato and beef Ryunosuke

That dish with the potato and beef

Best I've ever had Dad, you have to try this

Well

I made that one

My Lady, you look totally miserable!

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

I don't care about that "down home" flavor

Homemade flavor is a must! I don't care about that "down home" flavor

Homemade flavor is a must! or this "Mom's homemade" garbage!

Homemade flavor is a must!

You haven't been yourself recently, Lady Akiko

If you were your old self,

you'd have gotten your son by abusing your power

I guess so, but

If Ryunosuke wants to live like this

My Lady, I would like to show you something

That's

Our latest prototype, the Golem 2003 That's

Our latest prototype, the Golem 2003

I didn't know it had been completed

Yes, and a program's already been installed which analyzes I didn't know it had been completed

Yes, and a program's already been installed which analyzes

Nuku Nuku's athletic ability and activity patterns

It's been programmed to decisively destroy Nuku Nuku

If you give the order, I'll finish that hateful cat girl

My Lady!

Let's do it! Is there a reason for your silence?

Or have you really been fooled by her?

My Lady!

I have to wash the clothes My Lady!

I have to wash the clothes

My Lady? My Lady!

Washing clothes, washing clothes

My Lady

Did you want to see me, Great-Grandfather?

Oh, nothing I'm just so happy

Would you say that again, Ryunosuke?

What you just said, when you called me

Great-Grandfather?

It feels really good to be called that by my great-grandson

Come here, close to me

What is it, Great-Grandfather?

Here, look at this

What are those?

War robots! What are those?

War robots!

Why don't you play a shooting game with me and these robots?

No way These robots wouldn't stand a chance if we did that

Well, I like it, but if you say so

Then why don't we play Sumo with these suits?

No way!

Then what shall we play with?

Let's see

How about parasailing? Okay?

Para what?

Well, whatever, it's okay

Let's play with the para-whatever you said

Okay!

Mother duck is working hard, very hard

What great fun! It's really great, Great-Grandfather

It's so exciting!

Really great! Super great! It's so exciting!

Really great! Super great!

Hey, Nuku Nuku, why don't you go a little faster?

Right!

Wait, wait! Too exciting for me! Wait, please wait!

Nice going, Nuku Nuku! Wait, wait! Too exciting for me! Wait, please wait!

Nice going, Nuku Nuku!

Mama-san

Mama-san

Mother is working hard, very hard

Oh, my Lady

Happiness is like fading sunlight in winter

I guess I'd better hurry up and finish this

She's miserable

She's been working all day

and hasn't had any time to play with Ryunosuke at all

There's no reason for Mama-san to live with Ryunosuke

as long as it's like this

Papa-san

Nuku Nuku, this is a test for her

Selfish and haughty Akiko

is trying to do something for her loved ones,

making sacrifices for the first time in her entire life

When she's passed this trial, I'm sure she'll have matured

This is for Akiko, because I love her Do you understand, Nuku Nuku?

I'm sorry, Papa-san

I didn't know how much Papa-san cared about her

But, Nuku Nuku, you felt her misery

You're such a wonderful girl to be able to feel that

You were my idol, innocent, noble, and beautiful

You had the strength to stand up to male oppression

But now you are not what you were

You obey that man at the cost of your pride and identity

I don't want to see you like that

Vacation Request Tape Enclosed I don't want to see you like that

Vacation Request Tape Enclosed So I'm leaving

So I'm leaving

Goodbye, Lady Akiko Take care of yourself

Sincerely yours, Arisa

Why? Sincerely yours, Arisa

Why?

Why can't she understand? I just want to live with Ryunosuke!

P S

I just want to add one thing, but you've probably already figured it out

You're so busy trying to be the housewife you're not

that you'll never have time to be with Ryunosuke

In short, this situation is no different than living separately

Which means that nothing has really changed at all

The situation is no different than before?

The same as living separately?!

That jerk! How dare he make a fool of Akiko Natsume?!

I'll never forgive him!

Here you go!

Good show!

Here you go again!

Yeah! Come on!

Great-Grandfather! Ryunosuke! Move!

Watch out!

That's my company's

Golem 2000!

Nuku Nuku, you and Kyusaku made a laughingstock out of me!

This is my revenge a million times over!

Mom!

Are you ready?

Wait, Mama-san!

I'm not waiting!

It's a mistake! A mistake!

Stop, please stop, Mom!

Ryunosuke

Stop, please stop, Mom!

Why? Why don't you like living like this?

Your homemade cooking is getting better

The rooms you clean are warm and cozy

The clothes you wash smell good

All of this stuff smells like you, Mom!

Ryu

I recognize the smell only because I'm living with you now, Mom Ryu

I recognize the smell only because I'm living with you now, Mom

Thanks to Nuku Nuku, we're able to live together again!

Why? Why are you trying to kill Nuku Nuku, Mom?!

Ryunosuke

I hate you when you're like this, Mom!

He hates me Ryunosuke hates me

Ryunosuke

I understand, Ryunosuke I don't want you to hate me However

I don't want to kill myself in order to be loved by you

For this past month, I haven't been myself,

because I was manipulated by you, no Nuku Nuku, and Kyusaku

That was my own deception

I'm back to being my own self And Nuku Nuku

Yes?

I will fight you and win back my Ryunosuke! Yes?

I will fight you and win back my Ryunosuke!

I'll love Ryunosuke my way

Mom

Out of the way, Ryunosuke! Mom

Out of the way, Ryunosuke!

Let's go, cat girl This is from a mother's heart!

Missile launch!

Finally, the day has come

I've got to finish this

Here you go! Mother's Love Missile!

Finished!

What the heck?

I guess I can understand how she feels

Great-Grandfather

Well, she can go wild as much as she wants

This is my property She can't bother anybody here

Great-Grandfather

Stop running away from me! Play fair!

I can't do anything to you, Mama-san!

What an insolent cat girl! You die!

What's that?

A mouse! Yahoo!

This machine was programmed to fight you! You can't escape!

Wait, wait! This machine was programmed to fight you! You can't escape!

Wait, wait!

Wait, wait! Nuku Nuku, use this!

Nuku Nuku, use this!

Wait!

Papa-san!

Nuku Nuku, you don't need to hold back I want you to use this Papa-san!

Nuku Nuku, you don't need to hold back I want you to use this

What's that?

It's a custom-engineered accessory

That means only you can use it, Nuku Nuku

I can't do mean things to Mama-san anymore

I see I'm sorry

I usually treat you like a human being,

but sometimes I try to use you like a machine

Now then

What's that?

It's a compact Nuku Nuku, which I call Chibi Nuku

I made it for just such an emergency

You jerk, Kyusaku! Are you trying to annoy me again?

Step back!

But

Don't worry But

Don't worry

Yes, Sir

All right already! You're getting on my nerves!

I'll kill you!

Papa-san!

This weapon only works on inorganic substances

It's harmless to humans

Akiko!

Mama-san! Akiko!

Mama-san!

Mom!

What did you do to me?

Here I come, Kyusaku!

Stop, Akiko! Akiko!

Wait! This is my revenge for how you made fun of me!

You know what you did to me!

Mama-san! Oh, no! You know what you did to me!

Mama-san! Oh, no!

It's all right, Nuku Nuku

Go ahead, look at them

Wait a second!

Come here, Kyusaku!

They look good together, Papa-san and Mama-san

Wait! They look good together, Papa-san and Mama-san

Wait! Hey, hey!

This way!

Love is complicated, isn't it?

Wait, Kyusaku! Wait for me!

Morning!

Wake up, Ryunosuke!

It'll start all over this morning

I wish they'd give me time to eat breakfast first

Let's get to school before they involve us

Here!

I'm telling you, Kyusaku, let me have Ryunosuke without a fight!

Surrender peacefully If you refuse, I'll obliterate you!

Why doesn't she ever get bored with this routine?

Oh, be quiet! Just admit you lost!

My Lady, there he is!

Rough him up!

Roger! Rough him up!

Roger!

Under the circumstances,

we're happy just enjoying our everyday lives

That's all!

Wait for me!

Oshiete koi wa happiness?

Moshika shite loneliness?

Haru no tsukiyo wa totemo mysterious

Naze nano kyuu ni dareka amae taku naru wa

Mune no sukima ni tsuki no shizuku ochite kieta no

Non dame yo dame dame sasowa nai de ne

Wink hitotsu shite bye

Non kimagure nante minna yuu kedo komacchau

Sou semenai de

Umaretsuki nano yo

Oh kowagari de shy de amae ta gari

Oshiete yume wa happiness?

Yaburetemo sweetness

Namida wa don na aji ga suru no?

Onegai kono mama de sukoshi soba ni ite

Totemo daiji na koto ga wakari sou yo

Oshiete koi wa happiness?

Tobikiri no tenderness?

Yasashii hito no soba ga suki yo

Anata no hiza no ue de maruku naru heart

Sotto tsutsunde shizuka ni daite ite

Oshiete koi wa happiness?

Moshika shite loneliness?

Haru no tsukiyo wa totemo mysterious