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You ready for that box?

I think so.

What's in that box, Jack?

Well, we're going to find out.

Is the delivery girl coming anytime soon, or what? She's got to be bringing

box.

She's been waiting forever.

She's been waiting for quite some time, that's for sure.

Oh, I think I hear her.

Oh.

Hello.

Hi, boys. How are you?

Wow. What are you boys doing tonight?

I'm doing the box.

Well, I have it.

You have our box. I do.

I do. I do.

But you're all just sitting here, huh? Hanging out? Are you going to a country

bar or something?

I know there's one down the street.

We're just waiting for our box.

That's it. Just the three of you sitting on the couch waiting for your box.

Waiting for the figure of the box.

Well, that's quite a box you got there.

I know. Are you excited to see what's in it? Is that a big box? I thought it

would be a lot smaller box.

I don't know.

I think that's a box, though. You think?

It depends what's in the box.

Is there anything fun in the box?

Of course, I can show you.

Yeah? Yeah.

What's our box?

Do you want us to open the box or do you want to open it? Well, um... Are you

allowed to open the box? Well, no, not technically.

Well, it depends.

Tonight, I think I'm allowed to.

Do we have to find a confessional for the box to open?

I'll show you what's in the box, but I need my tips first.

Well, if you show us what's in the box, what do you think, guys?

Let's give it three tips. Three tips. Three tips.

One, two, three. Three tips, one box.

That sounds pretty fair.

I get the tips first?

Or I have to show you my box, what's in the box.

I think you should show us your box.

All right.

Is that the unboxing?

It is. It is.

It is.

Are you sure you boys are ready for this?

We have. Can

I

fit out here between you boys? Sure.

Thank you.

Oh my.

It's unboxing, right?

All the booths. Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

Come here.

Come here. You can help.

It's quite the contraption you're wearing. I know.

Quite the unboxing.

So where's this box you've been talking about?

Wait, I get the tips now, don't I?

Is this the box?

I'll let you check it out.

It's a tiny little box. I know.

Big packages?

Or something like that.

Don't be shy. Come over here.

There you go.

That was close.

Rex, why don't you give her a closer inspection?

Yeah, come over here, Rex.

Oh, shit, Rex is your name. I'm so nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

Check it out.

Like, really check it out. Like, really inspect this box.

Let's see what this box is all about.

It's a tasty little box.

What's it taste like?

Delicious. Rex has the best room for anything.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I see one tip already.

I can, uh, take it out. Oh my goodness, wow.

This is, uh... Can I,

uh... I'm done working for tonight, anyway.

Oh, shit.

You know what tips stand for. I do now.

For proper service.

Oh, shit.

There we go.

Oh, that's juicy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

That's a yummy tip. Very yummy.

He's poking my nose, sir.

A longhorn. A longhorn, I mean.

He's going to have a trap fishing with you.

You know that's what you boys do?

Hello, hello.

You've got quite the group of outdoorsmen here.

How's that jack box?

The box jack?

I can't taste it. I can't taste it. I can't taste it.

I can't

taste

it.

And your name is? Oh, Jack. Oh, okay. I heard you.

And you, sir, Mr. Boston Pan.

Bye.

Wow, you're me.

Well, this isn't my house, but

Maybe have a tip in the box.

What do you think?

Oh, my God.

Oh, nice box.

Let's get these deliveries more often.

Make sure you call me personally.

Oh yeah, more tips!

You guys are all buddies. You can share, huh?

Sharing is caring.

Sharing is caring.

I didn't think vagina delivery service was a thing, but I think it's an old

business model.

Yeah.

There we go.

Jack, I think you should try out the box now.

Please do.

Just a little bit.

Fuck, that was horrible.

Yum yum yum yum

I do love my free tip.

Jackie, you should probably try the dirt road now.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, yep.

You can sit right on it. Just sit on it? You sure can.

And this box has all sorts of tricks. Oh, God.

Oh, my Jesus.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Cheers.

I did.

I told you she's got an eject button.

What?

No, I need to taste it.

Yes, I'm the boss.

Yes,

I am.

I'm off the dirt road.

Yes, kinky girl.

Oh, God.

Come here. Let me taste my pussy now.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I want to stick that dip back in that ass, sir.

Sir, please, thanks.

All right, you want to try the Dorote?

Yeah. Try the Dorote.

Yes, there's an opening back there for you.

There's an opening for another step back

there.

Yes, please.

Oh my God, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

I'm not sure which one I like better.

I'll be shy now.

He's getting jealous.

My life is full of shit. Come on.

Come here, rat.

Oh, yes.

Fuck, nah, yeah bud.

Fucking move your head, fucking move.

Oh, fuck.

Oh shit.

Please, please.

Yes, I do.

Yes,

I do.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Give it to me. Oh, my God.

Yeah, please.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You got some more for me, too?

Oh, yes, babe.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I love them, baby.

I'm mad.

I'm mad.

Give it to me.

Cheers.

Oh, you got some on your belly.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Well, boys, did you like your book?

Because I love my kids.

Even better than that, it's the Box Delivery Service app that you can find

more about.

I can give you, you know, maybe my personal ones, though.

You know, because that looks fabulous.

Boys?

What do you guys think?

You going to give her five stars?

I'll give her five stars. Five stars.

Aw, thanks, boys.

Okay,

well, I better get back to work.

Better get back to work.