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All right, so I know you already went over everything in training, but this is

an older unit. So just so you know, the controls for the radio are all down

here. And additionally, you've got to make sure it's manually flipped on

it's old.

So if you don't turn it on, you won't get the calls.

Got it. Yeah.

But, you know, how are you liking the job so far?

Honestly, it's a bit boring.

Trust me, you'll be missing these lazy days soon enough, I promise.

It can't be that bad.

Listen, you let your guard down, you get comfortable, you're chilling, and then

bam! It's a bus full of people with broken bones and concussions.

Grim. Well, that's our job. That's what we're here to do, right?

3 ,346.

Call coming in. Please attend to the plate.

Copy that. This is Unit 69 responding.

We're on our way.

Right there.

Help.

Somebody help.

Sir, don't move. Where are you hurt?

Everywhere. I was riding my bike and some asshole came out of nowhere and hit

me.

And that's the only thing that's wrong with you?

So, you can move your legs?

Barely.

Okay, I think we're going to have to put him on the stretcher.

Listen, I think something fishy is going on here. What do you think?

Wait, why?

Well, he said he was going out for a bike ride.

Less like he was going out for a bike ride.

And what did you do with that massive boner? Did you see that? I did notice. I

just thought he was, like, maybe a secondary effect or something.

Hmm. I don't know.

I think something weird is going on here.

Well, people who are in distress, they hardly ever tell the truth.

I mean, they're usually ashamed of how they got in trouble or they were doing

something illegal.

Yeah.

Wait, how do we find out?

I think we're just going to have to push him and see if he talks.

So, listen, we're very concerned about you, but it doesn't seem like your

story's adding up. So you want to tell us what actually happened?

It's the truth. I told you.

Okay, it looks like we're going to have to administer some painkillers, but we

need to know what you've taken. If you've taken anything at all, you can

potentially negative adverse reaction.

So it's imperative that we know everything that you might have possibly

We'd hate for you to die.

I don't want to die. Okay, I'll tell you the truth.

I had a date with a girl, and I was supposed to meet her at her place. And

the way there, I stopped at a gas station and took a dick pill.

Then, you know, I went there, and it didn't go so well, so I had to steal her

son's bike.

And then as I was coming back home, I got hit. I swear, that's the truth.

Okay, that makes a lot more sense.

All right, we're going to help you.

Let's get the bike off of him, okay? Yeah. All right.

Well, that's rich, because this guy wanted to play sex god, and now we have

take care of him. Well, I didn't do it on purpose.

I promise you, we'll help you ASAP.

Don't make any promises we can't keep. With the budget cuts around here, I

know if the hospital's going to have time to handle a case like that.

But we have to do something.

Well, I guess we could just do it the old -fashioned way.

What does that mean?

Just follow my lead.

Listen, sir, we've got some bad news for you, but we've also got some good news

for you.

So, the bad news is that you are too dumb to warrant any attention from the

hospital, and they shouldn't waste any time on a patient or a case like this,

we're not taking you to the hospital.

Well, fuck me. What's the good news?

The good news is that my apprentice over here, she's going to milk you. What?

What?

Yeah. I mean, we have to get rid of the sexual tension somehow.

Best way to do it is my hand.

Well, the best way to solve your problem is to release all that sexual tension.

So, you know.

Uh, I don't know about this. Are you sure?

Yeah, I don't know if this is entirely appropriate.

Well, if you really want, we could drop you back off next to what remains of

your bike and wish you good luck. I mean, it's up to you.

No, please, please, please. I just want things to go back to when they were

normal.

Okay, fine.

Well, first things first.

We need to know what we're dealing with, so get your cock out.

I'll start.

Yeah, just like that. Yeah, jump on that fucking cock just like that. So fucking

good.

Yeah.

Yeah,

just like that. Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, make that cock good.

Just like that.

Mmm, yeah.

Hang out, pretty girl. Good girl. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Get that cock nice and fucking wet. Just like that.

Oh my God.

on them for me, spit on them, yeah, and that fucking cock, yeah, fucking

chits, yes, just like that, yeah, fucking chits, just like that,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, fuck,

oh, yes, just like that, just like that, fuck, yeah, yeah, my cock fucking

dropped, my chits, just like that, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you like that?

Oh, my God.

Well, I can see your technique. Oh, my God.

Actually, I think we might need to ramp things up a little bit to really make

sure we drain him.

Get rid of this little problem he's got.

Not so little.

I think we might need to turn up the heat a little bit here.

Yeah.

The camera?

Yeah, put that cock in there, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

That's it. You want to milk his cock. Just like that.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah. You can lean on me if you want.

Yeah.

Yeah, there you go.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah, like that fucking hug.

Yeah, make it look like a little fucking pussy, just like that.

Yeah. Use that tight, white little hole.

Whoa. Just like that.

Fuck, yeah.

I want to take a picture.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, make it nice and wet with that little punt. Yeah.

Oh, you're just so gay.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You want to feel this fucking pussy on your cock?

Yeah. You ready for it?

Yeah.

Yeah. Just slide to the fucking side.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, God, it's so fucking good.

Fucking good.

Yeah,

just like that.

Fucking cock.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So fucking good. Choke on it, babe. Just like that. Yes.

Yeah, it feels good, doesn't it? It feels so

fucking good. Just ready for me to fucking bend over.

Fuck yes, bend us over and fuck us.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's so fucking good.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you move your ass on that dick so fucking good.

Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes. You're my fucking pussy.

Oh, God, I feel so good.

Yes, you're my fucking pussy.

Like, that, yeah.

It feels so good, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, bounce that off on the top. Like that, yeah.

Oh, shit. It looks so fucking good.

What's with the fucking tight?

Oh, yeah, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, that's so bad.

Yeah, with the fucking pussy cock, yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck, yes.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, yeah, pound that little fucking wall. Just like that. You know, it's

a tight little wet conch out. Just like that, yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Come on.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah. Just like that, babe. Just like that. Yeah. Keep fucking taking

cough. So good. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Uh -huh.

Just like that. Yeah.

Just like that. Fuck yeah. You take it so good, babe. You look so good.

I just need that dirty fucking cock off inside me, yeah?

Oh, no.

Oh, I think it's time for you to give us that big fat fucking load I know you've

been building up for us.

Yeah, yeah, give us that big fucking load just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, take in your fucking load, babe, just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

That fucking load. Give us that big fat fucking load. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes.

Well, that was wild.

Hey, I told you. Things might get exciting on the job.

Now, you.

Beat it. We've got some real emergencies to handle.