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I can't believe you brought me here.

Where are all the hot guys?

If I don't get fucked soon, I'm gonna explode.

Girl, you just got a divorce.

Don't you think you should wait a little while before you start picking up

strange guys in a bar? No way. I'm finally free to fuck whoever I want.

I should just go. This isn't for me.

No, please stay.

I'm sorry.

I'm being a bad friend.

Let's just catch up, okay?

Okay. I'm going to go check on Danny and the kids.

Hi.

How you doing?

Real well now.

I know.

I don't know what I'm doing here either.

It's freaking like she wants to pretend we're in college again.

Of course I'm wearing my wedding ring.

Are you kidding me?

I'll never take that off.

When I get home, I am going to suck your dick like it was our honeymoon.

You know, back in college, I used to blow all the bartenders.

Only if their dicks were big.

You got a big cock?

Please say yes.

No,

no, I won't be out long.

Mm -mm.

Whoa.

But none of them bartenders were this big.

Look. What is my thesis?

I don't give a fuck.

Like that fucking big dick in all my fucking

holes.

Look how fucking wrecked it is.

I love it when those veins start popping.

So likable.

You're gonna make my holes and beg for this big dick, aren't you?

Yeah.

Just looking at it makes my mouth water

Fuck.

Stick your finger in my ass.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Okay, pump this.

Fuck, I can't take it anymore.

I want you to put that big cock in my ass.

Yeah? Yeah.

Sure, honey.

I love you too.

I promise I'll wrestle.

So, how's the fam?

Oh, they're great.

Kids wanted to stay up all night, so Danny's got them all hopped up on sugar.

He's pretty hopped up, too.

Really? He is going to get it later tonight. Oh, my God.

Lucky.

So, how old are your kids?

They are six and eight now.

The oldest, we just started in violin lessons. Her teacher is amazing.

Oh, God.

So much has been going on. Yeah?

Yeah. If you know how everything just seems to pass by. Yeah, happens all at

once, you know? God, I feel like they were just in kindergarten.

Aw. God.

And now we have this asshole fucking neighbor. Oh, my God. He doesn't want to

share the good neighbor's fence, and he's, like, ripping up my garden.

Fuck.

It is... You know this home ownership?

I don't... I just... It's... I think it might be overrated.

I can't...

I can't even grow roses without a complaint.

Oh, is that so?

I just don't even understand it. Sometimes I wish I could go back to

single again, like back in the days when we had no kids and no responsibilities,

could fuck whenever I wanted to.

Oh, yeah.

So tell me more about these PTA meetings.

Oh, my God, they suck. You would not believe the women that go to these

Fat, wearing sweatpants, and all they do is bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

bitch, bitch.

Oh, my kid this, and my kid that, and my kid... No, fuck that. Wow. It is the

biggest pain in my ass.

Yeah. Big.

Big. Big. You know it. You know it. Oh, my God.

I know.

It blows me away.

It blows me away. It's like they're trying to stretch my left nerve.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, stretch.

Oh, yeah.

You get it. I know. You get it. You feel me. Oh, yeah. I can tell. Oh, I feel

it. I feel it. I know. Oh, shit, I feel it. Big ass. Oh, fuck. Big, big pain in

my ass. Oh, yes, yes.

But other than the PTA and my asshole neighbors, life is good. I got a good

husband. The kids are great. You know, I really can't complain.

So.

Sounds like everything's good.

Is he doing something to you?

Who? The bartender.

I do not believe this.

I can't. I can't deal with this. I'm leaving.

That is the biggest dick I have ever seen.

Fuck yeah.

Now that's the Simone I know.

It's all good in here?

Yeah I like that.

Fuck my friend, Mr.

Bartender.

It's a big dick. I can't believe you can take that big of a dick in your ass.

You're such a filthy slut.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I am a filthy slut. You are. You better not tell my husband about this.

yeah, I won't. You know I'm not going to do that. If he finds out, he'll kill

me. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm not a real girl.

That's a fucking good tip. Oh, yes, it is. It's a fucking good tip.

Oh, I feel so good.

What can I do?

Yeah,

oh

Yes please!

you're so fucking good

I can't believe how big your fucking dick is. Shit.

I hit the jackpot tonight, girl. Yep, we did.

I do want to get a dick.

Oh, yeah.

You want? Oh.

I do want a dick.

Give me this dick. Give me this dick.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

You want this shit?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Take it all up in there.

I want it in my ass.

I want it in your ass, too. Fuck yeah.

I want it in my ass.

Holy shit.

Just like that.

Yeah, clamp down on it.

There you go. You got it in there? Yeah.

Clamp the shit out of that big dick.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Fuck yeah.

Ooh, girl.

You naughty, naughty. Yeah.

That's my nasty girlfriend.

That's my nasty girlfriend.

Oh, yes.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

That's it. Put it back in there.

I don't want that.

That's it. Right there.

Yeah, you know

You got to ride this fucking thing. You want me to ride it? You're making my ass

nice and hungry for it.

Yeah,

fuck yeah.

Yeah

Oh, I love them. Look, they're big. They're good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Yeah

I think they just curved up in my ass.

Fuck! Fucking beautiful.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, all the way in.

There we go. More dick.

Oh, yes.

Whoa.

Come on. You know you're a dirty bitch. You know you're dirty, don't you? Oh, my

God. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Mm -hmm. Oh, yes. Mm -hmm. Oh, yes.

Fuck. Fuck. Yeah, you're going to be hanging with me more often, aren't you?

fuck yeah.

Oh. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Take that shit. Fuck, that feels so fucking good.

More,

please.

Yes.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. That's it. Open that shit up now.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. There we go. Oh, fuck, yes.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck.

Tagging that ass now. Oh, my God. Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes. Fuck, yes.

Ow.

That's it.

Fuck.

Fuck. Got that right there. Ah.

Ah. Yeah.

Oh, maybe come on. That's fucking it. Fuck, yeah.

I know it does. I was talking.

I walked right out of here.

Come on, girl. I pissed for like 45 minutes while you took that take the

go around.

That girl.

Can I have some more? Let me have some.

Can I have some more? I had to share when I was a kid. You did.

You did. You did.

Oh, she shared her life.

Yeah, oh right there

You've been killing my ass.

You know I love you.

You know I love you. You know I love you. You know I love you.

You

know

I love you. Fuck.

I'm on that dick.

I'm on that dick. Oh, fuck.

Put a finger in my hole.

Just like that fuck that dick so fucking good

Check my fucking pussy.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, right up in there.

Take it, girl. Take it.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

You know I want to take that shit.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck

yeah.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

That's right.

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Mwah, mwah.