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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:10,140 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,055 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:15,102 [engine revving] 4 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:16,755 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:21,630 - More than physical pain, I fear humiliation. 6 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:24,720 Last week Hypergnosis was this close 7 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,635 to being acquired by Cupertino. 8 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,506 Our stock soared on the rumor. 9 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,769 I-I-I don't understand. 10 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,509 [chuckles] 11 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,382 Why--why not? 12 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:36,949 Uh, well, it's not happening. 13 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,516 I just found out. 14 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,127 Talks were terminated. 15 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,129 [line beeping] 16 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:48,570 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:51,399 - Um, Duncan, morning remarks? 18 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:52,617 Or, uh, you want to skip it? 19 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,271 - I'm fine. 20 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,317 And when word gets out, and it will, 21 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:57,970 my stock is gonna nosedive, 22 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,885 not to where it was before it took off, 23 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:02,584 but sink with an odor of... 24 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:05,761 like what comes out of a frightened dog, 25 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,154 that smell... [sniffing] 26 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,459 Just... [sniffing] 27 00:01:08,545 --> 00:01:09,895 Just hanging around me. 28 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:12,681 [bell ringing] 29 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,857 [whispering] I said no. - [whispering] Oh, sorry. 30 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,600 [normal voice] Okay. 31 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:22,125 [clears throat] How we doing, Hypergnomes? 32 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,345 Just got some news-- 33 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:25,824 great news, 34 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:29,480 pretty--pretty fucking cool news. 35 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,874 Can't tell you what, not yet... 36 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,095 But it's great. 37 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:39,402 [applause] Good. 38 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:45,366 Why did they say no? 39 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,846 I have a track record. 40 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:51,807 I mean, Fahfa was a juggernaut in its time, 41 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,591 and I guess everyone assumes, 42 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,245 since I'm the man who co-created Fahfa, 43 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,029 then I'm the man... 44 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:59,293 or the co-man. 45 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:01,686 And... 46 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,297 maybe I'm not... 47 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,736 And they smelled it. 48 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:15,004 - When word gets out, how will that make you feel, 49 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,355 and, uh, when do you expect that to be? 50 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,836 - Won't be long. You know, people talk. 51 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:24,666 They tear you down and forget you ever even mattered. 52 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:28,757 The doctor-patient- confidentiality thing, 53 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,759 just how airtight is that? 54 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:33,283 - I can't speak with anyone about what you say, 55 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:36,156 not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others. 56 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,809 - Define harm. 57 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,594 - Physical harm. 58 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,422 - All right, uh... 59 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,206 [inhales deeply] 60 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,252 I shouldn't have leaked the acquisition rumor. 61 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:47,341 [exhales deeply] That's on me. 62 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:50,430 I wanted to up our valuation before the price was set. 63 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,650 - Uh, sorry, um-- 64 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:54,913 - It--it--it happens all the time. 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,393 Uh... 66 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,571 yeah, we also reduced our price before the IPO. 67 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:03,444 I don't know. I'm not the money guy. 68 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,141 I do ideas... 69 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,882 powered by belief, 70 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:09,101 and belief is affirmed by fuckability. 71 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,061 If I could just sell my shares now... 72 00:03:12,103 --> 00:03:15,760 - Mm-hmm. - But the SEC would kill me. 73 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:19,373 So I'm just gonna have to sink with it. 74 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,418 - Surely you're not going to be poor. 75 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,593 - No. 76 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:23,986 Obviously. 77 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,640 But Lili can't find out. 78 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,990 God, she would divorce me just to secure half of it. 79 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,557 It'd be the smart move. 80 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,602 - Do you think perhaps you're misjudging Lili? 81 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:32,908 - Lili? No. 82 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:35,824 She'd frame all my success as dumb luck. 83 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:39,349 You know, I'd--I'd become an object lesson, an adjective. 84 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,177 Don't pull a Duncan. 85 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,570 Or is that a noun? 86 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,833 Oh, Christ. 87 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:48,531 What would my dad say if he could hear me now? 88 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,055 Please, JoAnne. 89 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:54,146 Really, this is strictly between us. 90 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:57,498 Thanks. I-- - Okay. See you next week. 91 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:59,413 Doing the work. - Yeah. 92 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:04,461 ♪ 93 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:06,898 [phone beeps] - Schmuck. 94 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:12,817 ♪ 95 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:15,733 [phone chimes] 96 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,649 - The stressors that... 97 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:22,479 drove some workers 98 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:27,179 at our Guangzhou factory to choose to... 99 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:31,271 exit themselves out a window remain... 100 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,838 unresolved. 101 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:37,538 - Well, what about our supplier code of conduct? 102 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,541 Our code, their conduct. 103 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,979 - Were we to enforce our code, 104 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,111 anything heavy-handed opens us 105 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:49,027 to charges of cultural elitism. 106 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,855 - Text Anushka Cupertino. 107 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,988 - What would you like to say? - "What happened?" 108 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,077 [phone vibrates] 109 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:00,212 - However, our position has always been 110 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,476 human life is valuable... 111 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:05,261 full stop. 112 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,089 It's a cornerstone for us. 113 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,573 [door whirs, closes] 114 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:15,315 [sighs] 115 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,881 [phone vibrates] 116 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,318 [line ringing] 117 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,623 [line beeps] What? 118 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,277 - Wow. Thank you. You picked up. 119 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,670 Great. Thank you. 120 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,759 - I cannot talk to you about this. 121 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,456 I was not read in. 122 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,806 I'm an executive here, and I'm on your board. 123 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,242 Recusal was mandatory. 124 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:33,028 - Okay, just-- the acquisition door, how-- 125 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,159 how fully shut is that, or are we, like, 126 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,424 playfully rimming the door frame? 127 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,207 - Oh, I would say nailed... 128 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,515 like a coffin, from my understanding. 129 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,386 - Nush, you're-- 130 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,606 you're supposed to warn me about this. 131 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,303 This your job? 132 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,436 - Did you leak the acquisition rumor, yes or no? 133 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,438 - No! No. 134 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:52,874 Maybe. 135 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,702 - Once it's clear no acquisition's forthcoming, 136 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,486 your stock is going to take a ding, 137 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,445 and you'll have no one to blame but yourself. 138 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,490 - Okay, that is just one of the branches 139 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:02,231 on the tree of outcomes, 140 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,276 and there are many branches, lot of leaves. 141 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,496 It's really-- it's really leafy, okay? 142 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,934 So just--can we focus maybe not on the dings? 143 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,675 - You want to change the focus, Duncan, 144 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,285 change the story. 145 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,506 - Gladly. Gladly. Yeah. How do I do that? 146 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,942 - Oh, I don't know. 147 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:20,118 Presumably with another, better story. 148 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:23,426 - Yes! Yes! 149 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:26,342 Where I'm the hero. - Sure. Why not? 150 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,343 Good luck with that. 151 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,563 - Thank you. - Right. 152 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:36,570 ♪ 153 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:58,766 - Almost finished. Be done soon. 154 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,988 - You know what that is? That's tungsten. 155 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:05,512 Aerospace-grade. 156 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,514 Heaviest element in the universe. 157 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,777 This one's 4 inches cubed 158 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:12,083 but weighs 43 pounds. - Mm. 159 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,824 - The crypto bros are super into 'em. 160 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,000 You know why? 161 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,872 It's not... 162 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,831 it's not virtual. 163 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,572 It's real. 164 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:25,314 It's the realness. 165 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:26,576 Here you go. 166 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,144 [thuds on floor] God damn it! 167 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:33,365 You're done, right? 168 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,542 Yeah. You're done. 169 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:42,549 ♪ ♪ 170 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,905 [grunts] 171 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:54,735 [chains rattle, ball bounces] 172 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:57,172 - Gary, he landed early. - Mm. 173 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:59,870 - Oh, no. Damn it, we're late. 174 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,264 - Yeah, I'm having lunch. 175 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,092 - Yeah, well, bring it. 176 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,355 Orson's just wandering around the airport. 177 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,313 Where are my damn keys? 178 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,272 - He's got Wi-Fi and snacks, right? 179 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:11,882 He's at the airport. He's fine. 180 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,623 - I told him we're already on our way. 181 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,233 - Well, we're not. 182 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:17,845 - Honey, pick up your phone. 183 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,281 Gary! 184 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,891 - You're yelling, JoAnne. 185 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,632 Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent. 186 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,199 [line beeps] - Oh, that's him. 187 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,027 Honey? - Hi. 188 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:29,421 What lures investment? - Uh, sorry, but I can't talk. 189 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:32,381 - Unwavering confidence-- a hat I can wear. 190 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,296 I-I have that hat. - [snaps fingers] 191 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,905 - Hey, JoAnne, I-I'm looking at a light fixture. 192 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,255 Can you-- 193 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:39,823 - I--Sorry. We talked about this, Duncan. 194 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:41,695 You can't just call me out of the blue. 195 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,174 - But I have a plan. Listen. 196 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:44,698 I point to the fabulous stock price, 197 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,438 which remains fabulous for the moment, 198 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,702 and I say I will sell another tranche 199 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,747 in private secondary offerings. 200 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,357 Who's wet for it, okay? 201 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,272 If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough, 202 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,144 I could be like, "Suck it, Cupertino. 203 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,145 Suck it and weep." 204 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,755 No ding, all dong. 205 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,062 - Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price 206 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,281 when you know the stock's gonna fall, isn't that fraud? 207 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,501 - "Fraud"? - Or market manipulation? 208 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,677 I mean, won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC? 209 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:10,027 - First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall. 210 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,856 I'm not Nosferatu. Fraud? What-- 211 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:14,118 [bang, clattering] 212 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,468 You know what? Instead of accusation, 213 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,253 a smidgen of validation would be nice. 214 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,081 - Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this. 215 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,822 - No, you just accused me of fraud. 216 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:24,476 - It's my son, and he is alone at the airport. 217 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,087 - I don't care if he's in a stranger's van 218 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,305 licking lollipops. 219 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,785 You do not hang up on me now. 220 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,221 - Goodbye, Duncan. - No. No goodbye. 221 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,440 [line beeping] No, no-- 222 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,833 - Gary. - Hmm? 223 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,965 - Oh, my God, it's a sandwich. 224 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,532 Would you hurry up? 225 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,449 [glass shattering] - Fuck! 226 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:47,412 [pensive music] 227 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:54,463 ♪ 228 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,513 - You are gonna love Las Altas. 229 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,603 It's very progressive, 230 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,866 but they're not fruity about it. 231 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:09,521 Last year Las Altas was the top feeder for Stanford, 232 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,001 including Paly. 233 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:16,528 ♪ ♪ 234 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,052 Look familiar? 235 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,797 Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore? 236 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,625 I know he's not feeling well, 237 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,844 but your tuition's normally 90 grand, 238 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,716 and there's no way your dad would pay for that. 239 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,979 But there was a scholarship that no one was using, 240 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,589 so you'd be surprised how hard it is 241 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,373 to find underprivileged youth around here. 242 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,549 And as it turns out, your father's illness 243 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,203 qualified as a hardship, 244 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,641 so I guess he is paying for it. 245 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,033 - [scoffs] 246 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,948 [car door opens] - Not--oh. 247 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,384 [car door closes] 248 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,473 I didn't mean in a karmic sense. 249 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,780 Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that. 250 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,435 My gosh, you've gotten tall. - [scoffs] Can we go inside? 251 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,567 - I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts. 252 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,831 It was the one thing he was supposed to do. 253 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,746 - He just got out of the fucking hospital. 254 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,704 - Whoa, whoa. Hey, Orson. 255 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,967 We don't talk that way to one another. 256 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:07,362 Can we just try to use constructive language, please? 257 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,582 [door opens] 258 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,325 - Okay, so, um, kitchen, living room. 259 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,588 You remember where everything is. 260 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,156 Well, actually, we have moved things around a little 261 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,984 since you were last here. 262 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,857 That's my office now. And, uh, Gary's is over there. 263 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,554 Clients come around the back. 264 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,469 If you see any of them, just ignore them. 265 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:28,775 Some are professionals. 266 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,690 Some are even kids from your school. 267 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,779 All normal people, just, you know, sad. 268 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,303 Um, through here. 269 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,697 So the room you stayed in last time, 270 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,438 the ceiling has termite damage, 271 00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,353 and then the garage apartment flooded. 272 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,355 Don't even get me started. 273 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:48,229 But the--the bedroom down here's all fixed up, 274 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:51,232 so the whole bottom floor is yours. 275 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,451 Oh, uh, Virgiinia, did you see 276 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,932 that I-I left sheets on the dryer? 277 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,543 - I already make his bed. - Yes, I-I-I know. 278 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,242 But I-I got him sheets, special. 279 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:04,985 [clears throat] 280 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,338 - Where's the bathroom? - It's just around the... 281 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,472 [door opens, closes] 282 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,474 So nice to have you ho--home. 283 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:20,261 - Okay, Xander, just try mirroring. 284 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,786 So, if they smile... 285 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,962 if they smile... 286 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,486 Xander, can you try holding the smile? 287 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,619 It's what people do. 288 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,929 [sighs] You can do it. 289 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:39,671 Here, hold and let it fade. Let it fade. 290 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:44,415 - Martin, are we actually drinking tonight... 291 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,983 or just pretending to drink? 292 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,072 - Shit. 293 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,074 - Chop-chop. - I'm not dressed. 294 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,946 - Your clothes are out. 295 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,863 - Hey, Tess. 296 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:59,735 [phone vibrating] 297 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,389 - Tess, you all right? 298 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,653 I think John has made you mac and cheese or something. 299 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,176 I have to go. 300 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,700 Martin's finally inching towards a funding round 301 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,659 for his little friend-bot. 302 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,010 He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child. 303 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,360 - But I have an actual company that needs saving, 304 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,579 and you're on the board. 305 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,276 It's your fiduciary duty 306 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,670 to come and tell me everything's going to be okay. 307 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,411 - Sorry. Can't. 308 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,979 - But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me. 309 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,416 - [chuckles softly] You're on your own. 310 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,899 [line beeping] 311 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,815 [solemn music] 312 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:42,822 ♪ 313 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,395 - Rodrigo, 314 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,180 call the Ayahuasca guy. 315 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,356 And time me. 316 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,673 - You look splendid and very handsome. 317 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,284 - I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me 318 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,807 that would never talk to me. 319 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,591 Xander said I look French. 320 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:17,421 - Take style advice from a widget or me--your choice. 321 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,206 - Don't say "widget." 322 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:27,823 - So the Guangzhou factory-- it's endless. 323 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,651 It's 15 hours ahead, too, 324 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,219 so I might have to pop out midway tonight. 325 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,877 Forgive me? 326 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,618 ["Come and Be a Winner" by Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings] 327 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:47,582 ♪ ♪ 328 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,980 - ♪ Come and be a winner ♪ 329 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,678 ♪ ♪ 330 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,288 ♪ Come and be a winner 331 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:03,903 ♪ ♪ 332 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,383 ♪ Be a winner ♪ 333 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,951 ♪ Just a winner 334 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:12,389 ♪ Be a winner now ♪ 335 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,915 - [retching, groans] 336 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:20,702 - Ayahuasca. Medicina. 337 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,704 [chanting indistinctly] 338 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:26,229 - [groaning] I'm a puddle. 339 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,666 - That's it, Duncan. 340 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,322 - I'm a puddle. - Yeah. 341 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,151 [moaning] 342 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,458 - [shushing] 343 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,940 He's in a very sensitive place right now. 344 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,551 - [moaning] I'm a puddle. 345 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,945 - What the hell? - [moans] 346 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,903 - He didn't think you were coming. 347 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,513 - He begged me to come. 348 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,472 - Dad--Dad-- 349 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,954 Dad, you--don't be mad. Don't be mad. 350 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,651 - Yeah, um, I'll go. - No. 351 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,000 He wants to leave. 352 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,263 - Speak to Dad, Duncan. - Dad--Dad-- 353 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,918 - Oh, my God. - Dad--Dad-- 354 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,833 - What do you wish to say to him? 355 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:09,055 - [gasping, moaning] 356 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,796 I'm rich. 357 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,147 - That's great. - Dad. 358 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,062 Dad. 359 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:19,021 Dad. [moaning] 360 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,980 Help me! 361 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,418 [grunting] 362 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,160 Stay rich. [exhales deeply] 363 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,254 [lively music] 364 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:39,999 ♪ ♪ 365 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,349 - I hope no one's looking out the window. 366 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,573 All right, go on, get. Imshi. 367 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,054 Great. We're going into the world's 368 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,751 most profitable company 369 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,754 reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli. 370 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:59,453 [distant telephone rings] 371 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,586 [breathes deeply] 372 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:09,332 ♪ ♪ 373 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,638 - You good? - Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 374 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:15,556 I'm fine. [sighs] 375 00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,775 - You must be the gentlemen from the VA? 376 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,386 - Yeah, that's right. - Just here. 377 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,474 - Thank you. 378 00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:24,694 - We used to run the world, Jeffery. 379 00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:28,134 Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it. 380 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,918 - Good grief. 381 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,572 - Oh, shit. - Ruffage? 382 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:35,097 - [chuckles] Generalissimo. 383 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,317 General Don Voorhees, Jeffery Hart. 384 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,667 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. 385 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,147 What are you doing here? 386 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,410 - Oh, I just came to solve the backlog at the VA. 387 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,456 - Well, prepare to die with your boots on, boys. 388 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,850 [laughter] - Well, about to meet with Tim. 389 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,417 - Just met with Tim. 390 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,811 DOD arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino. 391 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,726 Technology of defense. 392 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,902 Gazillionaire jagoffs love these things. 393 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,904 - [laughs] Yeah, nice. 394 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,297 Nice. Hey. 395 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,126 You know, tell me to get lost, but, uh... 396 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,651 what if I spoke about our initiative at your conference? 397 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,610 You know, make them feel like heroes 398 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,133 for helping the actual heroes? 399 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,526 - Maybe. 400 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,006 Major Marcia? - Maybe. 401 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,486 We'll let you know. 402 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,574 - Okay. 403 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:21,796 [indistinct chatter] 404 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,364 "Maybe." 405 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:27,018 Guy fired me ten years ago. 406 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,325 Prick. 407 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,284 [groans] 408 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:34,983 God damn it. 409 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,767 - Hi. Hi. - Ah. 410 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,901 - I'm Anushka Bhattachera, Director of Ethical Innovation. 411 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,468 - Tim Kwan, corp dev. 412 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,644 - Jeffery Hart, Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary. 413 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,298 - Yeah, Tom Ruffage, 414 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,301 Deputy Undersecretary, Veterans Affairs. 415 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,129 All right. 416 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,565 Oh, just here? - Yeah. 417 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,175 - Oh, yeah. Sure. 418 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,611 Okay. 419 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,832 But, uh, will the other Tim be joining? 420 00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,442 [Anushka scoffs] 421 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,488 - Big Tim only shows up 422 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,533 when the contours are delimited. 423 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,231 - Uh-huh. 424 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,582 - So, uh, you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing. 425 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,497 - Yeah, we do, indeed. 426 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:14,718 - Tim--Big Tim-- he likes things super direct, 427 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,894 uncluttered. - Mm-hmm. 428 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:21,508 - Right? So, straightforwardly, what's the quant ben for us? 429 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,380 - [chuckles] 430 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,816 I'm still pretending to know 431 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,905 what "delimited contours" means. 432 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,124 - [chuckles] 433 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,388 - Quant ben is "quantifiable benefits." 434 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,824 - Got it. 435 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,696 Yeah. [clears throat] 436 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,567 Well, I mean, uh... 437 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,873 I don't know. 438 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,180 Uh, you're here. 439 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,573 You live here. 440 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:47,447 And you and me and Jeffery and Anushka and Big Tim, 441 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,796 we're all here. 442 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,798 There are men and women 443 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,627 who fought for us to be here 444 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,586 and live like...this. 445 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,893 [chuckles] You know, free to make a business, 446 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,503 to speak our minds, 447 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,376 to make ungodly sums of money. 448 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:07,162 But for the men and the women... 449 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:11,558 who actually put themselves on the front lines 450 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,169 to defend the socioeconomic system 451 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,824 in which you and your company thrive, 452 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:20,306 I mean, they're not even asking you for a favor. 453 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,743 In fact, they want to pay you 454 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,486 a quarter of a billion dollars... 455 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:30,446 just for your help. 456 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:34,624 - So us helping you do the work is... 457 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,670 kind of like, I don't know, 458 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:39,673 um, France helping your mother 459 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,110 set up her printer, you know. 460 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:45,548 France but with, like, much, much, much more money 461 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:46,593 than France. [laughs] 462 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,116 - [chuckles awkwardly] Yeah. 463 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,509 - You guys get it. - Oh, yeah. 464 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:50,510 - Okay. Yeah. 465 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,338 - We--we, of course, 466 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:56,124 recognize the sacrifice of your... 467 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,735 your people. - Mm. 468 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,129 - They're struggling, and we... 469 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,613 We feel that. 470 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,528 - Oh. - You feel it, huh? 471 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,833 - We feel it, guys. 472 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,574 We feel it. Thank you. Thank you. 473 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:12,575 - Uh-huh. - He must be really feeling it. 474 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,882 - Yeah. 475 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,797 Well, thank you, Anushka. 476 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,103 This has been, um... 477 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,367 What's the opposite of uplifting? 478 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,977 - Uh, demoralizing. 479 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:26,502 - Yeah, "demo"...[laughs] I bet, in these parts. 480 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,679 Come on, Jeffery. We got other meetings. 481 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:36,817 ♪ ♪ 482 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,820 - Our 11:00 has to postpone till next week. 483 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,650 Uh, it's Major Marcia. 484 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:46,305 Vorhees says "you're welcome." 485 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,352 You're speaking at the conference. 486 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:51,788 - No. 487 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,138 - DOD will cover a junior suite at the Elysium, 488 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,662 if we're all right with sharing. 489 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,533 You just need to reserve it on your card, 490 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,187 and they will reimburse you. 491 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,667 - You okay with sharing a suite? 492 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,190 I-I'll take the couch. - Oh-- 493 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,105 - No, I've been a full-time pain in the ass. 494 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,498 You deserve it. 495 00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:06,890 Damn! 496 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:09,371 The Elysium is the shit! 497 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,068 Thought that guy'd never forgive me. 498 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,418 - Why? 499 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:13,897 What did you do to get fired? 500 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,508 - Doesn't matter now. 501 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,467 Booyah! 502 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:21,383 [bassoon playing] 503 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:25,474 ♪ 504 00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,128 [phone vibrating] 505 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,043 [flat note plays] 506 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,479 [line trills] - Hello? 507 00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,699 - Honey, we can hear you. 508 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:36,398 No bassoon during office hours. 509 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,705 [sighs] Very sorry about that, Carl. 510 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,315 [door closes] - It's fine. 511 00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,099 - No, no. No, it's not. 512 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,014 This is--this is your time. 513 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:46,277 - Well, might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes 514 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,672 or whatever the hell that was. 515 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,196 [sighs] Lord knows I was just gonna complain anyway, 516 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,111 and who wants to hear me complain? 517 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,287 Boo-hoo. Poor old rich fart. 518 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,333 - We all deserve to complain. 519 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,292 - Not the richies. 520 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,339 People act like we took something... 521 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,124 as if we didn't build everything they touch. 522 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:08,387 - Mm-hmm. 523 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,432 - And we didn't build it to be worshipped. 524 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:12,652 We built it to work, and it does work. 525 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:15,524 But where's our parade? 526 00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:18,484 All I see are pitchforks and ingratitude! 527 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,268 And I got to be honest with you. 528 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:23,750 It's starting to make me maybe a little mental! 529 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,578 - Would you like to starfish, Carl? 530 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,841 - No. 531 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,930 Okay. Yeah. Thank you. 532 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,804 [sighs] - Great. 533 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:36,719 - [sighs] 534 00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,505 I'm backsliding, JoAnne. 535 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:44,292 This shit-heel came up to me at Milltown, my haunt, 536 00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:47,077 the one place that I could go to in public 537 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,428 and no one bothers me. - Mm-hmm. 538 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:52,300 - And right before I get ready to bite into my T-bone, 539 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:55,695 this sniveling shit stick sits... 540 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,784 sits at my table. 541 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,092 And he's like, "Oh, Mr. Bardolph, 542 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:04,268 you're such an inspiration." [muttering] 543 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,532 Of course he brings up Bardolph's Law. 544 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,272 - He was admiring you. 545 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,884 Doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good 546 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:12,668 to see your legacy in action? 547 00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:14,583 - "Legacy"? Bardolph's Law is something 548 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:17,368 I wrote on a napkin on speed when we still had fax machines. 549 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,284 - Profits will continue to grow forever, right? 550 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:21,590 - Infinite growth. 551 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,636 Yes, the logic of the cancer cell. 552 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:26,421 If I could have just reached out 553 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:30,425 and--and--and--and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed 554 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,559 that little shit licker's trachea until it buckled 555 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:35,735 and his eyes popped, 556 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,738 that would have been a legacy! 557 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,696 But I didn't. 558 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,045 I didn't. 559 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,525 - Okay, Zeus. 560 00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:45,658 [dog whimpering] 561 00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:48,051 Go get it. 562 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,444 Zeus. 563 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,837 Come on, buddy. 564 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:52,578 Got to get it. 565 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,455 Sorry. 566 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,022 Oh, I'm--I'm sorry. 567 00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,594 - Hey, boy. 568 00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:11,205 Trying to teach you some new tricks, huh? 569 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:13,947 A little late for that, don't you think? 570 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,862 Tricks are for kids. 571 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,304 One day you're-- you're chasing squirrels, 572 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:24,827 and then the next, 573 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:27,874 you're shitting yourself on the good Persian rug. 574 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,310 Ain't right. 575 00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:35,446 Sorry. 576 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,100 [thuds] 577 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:40,147 [engines turning over] 578 00:25:40,234 --> 00:25:47,241 ♪ ♪ 579 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:58,034 [soft ethereal music] 580 00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:05,085 ♪ 581 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:18,359 - Ooh. 582 00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:19,578 Oh. 583 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,191 Stop, stop. 584 00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:25,453 Hey. 585 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,459 Thank you for this joy. 586 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,421 - Oh, Dad. - Jim-jam! 587 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,858 Hi! 588 00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:40,686 Hey. You--you had a game. 589 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,688 How was the game? Or was it a match? 590 00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:43,906 - We lost. 591 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,995 - That's how we learn. - Yeah. 592 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,693 Okay. Okay, Dad. 593 00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:49,346 - It's lemons. It's limes. I don't know... 594 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:50,609 - Love you. 595 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,262 - What they're doing over there. 596 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,438 Oh, look who's alive. - Yes. 597 00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,831 - Can we move this beverage dispenser? 598 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,267 - I am alive. 599 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,226 Anton came over for a session last night. 600 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:02,055 - Right. - And... 601 00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:04,623 it was expansive. 602 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,842 You really ought to try it. - The puke juice? 603 00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:08,496 No. Thank you. 604 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:10,454 - I had a... 605 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:13,849 a snag at work-- a little bit more than a snag. 606 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:16,417 But, Lili... 607 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,812 my dad came to me in a vision and showed me a path forward. 608 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,075 - Right. 609 00:27:22,162 --> 00:27:23,729 Guests arrive at 1:00, Duncan. 610 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,165 - "Guests"? 611 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:27,341 - The reception? 612 00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:29,038 For Beatrice, the new headmaster 613 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,997 at your daughter's school? - Nice. 614 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,086 - I think maybe a shower is in order. 615 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:34,348 - Okay. 616 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:36,611 - Oh, um... 617 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:40,833 and with regards to our arrangement 618 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,314 and in keeping with what we discussed, 619 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:46,882 I did meet someone in Napa at the mud baths-- 620 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:50,930 a Danish CFO. 621 00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:52,758 [whispering] Of course, we used protection. 622 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,411 [both chuckle] 623 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,240 Fun guy. You'd like him. 624 00:27:57,371 --> 00:28:00,113 - Oh. Oh. 625 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,029 - I know Anushka was here last night. 626 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:05,379 So that's back on. 627 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:06,946 You were supposed to tell me. 628 00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:10,036 - No, no, no. I--she... 629 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,386 That's all in the past. That--she was here as a friend. 630 00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:14,040 - Right. 631 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:16,999 - Da--Danish CEO? - CFO. 632 00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:19,132 - Okay. - Brush your teeth. 633 00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:20,655 - Okay. - Your breath stinks. 634 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,004 - Yeah. 635 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:24,920 [tense music] 636 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:27,793 ♪ ♪ 637 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,882 Oh, Rodrigo. You're fired. 638 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,666 - [chuckles] Good one. - No, you're fired. 639 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,537 You told Lili Anushka was here last night. 640 00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:35,061 - Wha--No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 641 00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:36,889 [line trilling] Lucky? 642 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:38,847 - Yeah? - So that Dragon Tattoo chick-- 643 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,458 I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing 644 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:43,809 that thing that one time. - Isn't that illegal? 645 00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:47,421 - No, no, it's not illegal, just frowned upon. 646 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:48,944 - Okay--Yeah. - Hold on. 647 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:50,816 Lucky, are you still there? - Yeah, I'm here. 648 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:52,339 - Okay, listen to me. 649 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:55,603 It was Napa Valley, 29th and the mud baths. 650 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,605 - Got it. - Danish CFO, like, you know... 651 00:28:57,692 --> 00:28:59,694 [muttering goofily with Scandinavian accent] 652 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,870 Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair 653 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,612 the "none of the above" with the door knocker in her nose-- 654 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:05,874 sorry, their nose. 655 00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,571 Just get her. - On it, Duncan. 656 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:10,487 ♪ 657 00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:11,837 - Whoa. Hey. 658 00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:14,274 Uh, get--get up. What is this? 659 00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:15,623 Get out from behind my desk. 660 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,320 Did--did anyone see you sitting there? 661 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:18,321 - I don't think so. 662 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:20,019 - How's progress? 663 00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:22,412 - Uh, the gentleman from the Napa mud baths 664 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:24,414 is now in Copenhagen. - Okay. 665 00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:26,460 Get him. What's the problem? 666 00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:28,288 - In Europe, this is against-- - This is America. 667 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:29,768 We have our own rules here. 668 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,378 I mean, we play football with a football. 669 00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:32,814 - Okay. 670 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,860 Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield 671 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,818 intended to protect people and their privacy. 672 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,298 - I know, I've seen it, 673 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:40,561 and I find its scope annoyingly narrow. 674 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:43,999 - It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials. 675 00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:46,785 Your current algo is just a data aggregator 676 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:49,309 that can't account for orphaned infosets, 677 00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:51,920 which is fine for your corporate clients 678 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:56,577 but not performant under data-rich scenarios, so... 679 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,971 This is--I mean, it can capture 680 00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:02,931 someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat. 681 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:05,020 - Now you're making my heart beat. 682 00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:07,893 - Its scope is basically God's eye. 683 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,764 - Good. Super-scope me, then. 684 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,722 - But in the wrong hands, it could-- 685 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:15,770 - It could--Whose hands are you talking about, my hands? 686 00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,337 Hmm? 687 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,165 Listen, you make a wrench, right? 688 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:23,082 And I buy that wrench, right? 689 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,780 If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, 690 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:28,391 it's not up to the wrench girl. - But my algo isn't intend-- 691 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,741 - No, my algo--mine. You work here. 692 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,092 You developed it here. 693 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:34,658 It is mine. 694 00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:37,183 Or do you want me to slap you with a lawsuit? 695 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,750 - If you did that, I would quit, obviously, 696 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,491 and then one of your other employees 697 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,754 would need to be capable of supervising, 698 00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:46,279 which they're...not. 699 00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:51,545 - Lucky, can you give us the room? 700 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,506 [door clanks] I told you to fix the door. 701 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:59,031 - Sorry. - Um... 702 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,684 Mr. Park, there are rules-- 703 00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,817 - Rules are designed to keep morons in line. 704 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,819 Are you a moron? No, you aren't. 705 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,995 And think about it, okay? 706 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:09,650 What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers, 707 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,739 when it should be exposing them? 708 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:13,262 Hmm? 709 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:15,699 Who--who's gonna--who's gonna make that call, you? 710 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,919 Every time? 711 00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:20,008 Yeah. How about we develop this? 712 00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:21,531 Hmm? 713 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:24,317 Right, I'll give you the resources you need. 714 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,449 Don't you want to see the rocket you built 715 00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:27,929 punch a hole in the sky? 716 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:30,149 Isn't that why you came to the Valley? 717 00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:32,847 Yeah. 718 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,631 Okay, so how godlike is this? 719 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:36,677 Omni-science? Semi-deity omni-science? 720 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,679 - Omniscience. - What's that? 721 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:39,854 - We're about to find out. 722 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,291 [dialing] 723 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,467 [line trilling] 724 00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:48,689 - [automated voice speaking Danish] 725 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:50,996 - Here, spoof it from this number. 726 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:53,694 [keys clacking, dialing] 727 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:57,437 [line trilling] 728 00:31:57,524 --> 00:32:01,658 - Lili, I was just thinking about your jugs. 729 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:05,140 Hello? Hi? [speaking Danish] 730 00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:06,794 - Hang up. 731 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:09,928 Ah, what's this? 732 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,712 - Press releases, personal calendars, 733 00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:13,757 text chains, posts, search-engine requests, 734 00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:15,281 shopping-- - That's a big boat. 735 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,674 - Oh. - It's really-- 736 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,328 He's handsome. - Yeah. 737 00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:20,895 - No. 738 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,810 How much does he make? 739 00:32:22,897 --> 00:32:24,638 [keys clacking] 740 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,335 Fuck. [sighs] 741 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:28,250 Okay. 742 00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,209 He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid. 743 00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,080 I did, too. 744 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:35,344 He likes wheat beer, herring... 745 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:37,172 anal, okay. 746 00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:38,826 - Do you want more of the sex stuff 747 00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,175 because I can tweak it to-- - No, no, no. 748 00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:41,960 It's-- 749 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:44,832 Okay. 750 00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:47,791 [dramatic music] 751 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:50,316 ♪ 752 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:52,187 - This is, um... 753 00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:54,320 ♪ ♪ 754 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,061 This is a thing. 755 00:32:56,191 --> 00:33:00,456 ♪ ♪ 756 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:01,718 Good work. 757 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:05,940 ♪ ♪ 758 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,682 Hey... I don't know your name. 759 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:09,683 What is it? - Harper. 760 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,902 - Harper. Hi. Um... 761 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:15,863 I can count on your complete discretion with this, right? 762 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,299 What do you want? - Um... 763 00:33:17,343 --> 00:33:18,866 - I want to get you something. 764 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:20,955 - I don't-- - What do you need? 765 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,218 What do you need? Anything. - An office of my own. 766 00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:24,567 - [chuckles] 767 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,178 [snaps fingers] 768 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:31,139 ♪ 769 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:34,012 [door opens, closes] 770 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:39,539 - Oh! - Oh! 771 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:42,672 [indistinct chatter] 772 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:45,936 - Jamison. Hey, kiddo. 773 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,287 What are you up to these days? 774 00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:50,202 - Soccer tournament. - Stalker tournament? 775 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,160 That sounds-- - Soccer. 776 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:53,596 - Soccer. 777 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,163 - I prefer skiing and squash, but they have 778 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,122 wealth connotations. - Uh-huh. 779 00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,514 - Soccer's more relatable. 780 00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,560 - Hey, Tessie's here somewhere. 781 00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:02,692 You two should get together. 782 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,173 When's the last time you guys had a sleepover? 783 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:08,263 - [chuckles] Not since, like, seventh grade. 784 00:34:08,393 --> 00:34:12,702 - Okay, can you just hold that face? 785 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:14,617 I'm building an intelligent entity, 786 00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:17,446 more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens 787 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:19,753 based on personal data ecosystems, 788 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,234 but it has been a real slog 789 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:24,322 to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness. 790 00:34:24,409 --> 00:34:25,715 Thanks, Jamie. 791 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:32,244 - Okay, just a sec. Sweetie. Sweetie. 792 00:34:32,286 --> 00:34:36,552 Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first. 793 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,293 Yeah. 794 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:41,121 I don't know how many of those she's eaten. 795 00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:42,732 You try, and you try. 796 00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,255 - I mean, it's hard being a parent. 797 00:34:44,342 --> 00:34:45,996 - It's really hard being a mom. 798 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,520 - It is hard being a parent. 799 00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:54,570 ♪ ♪ 800 00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:09,150 - Honey, swim first, then eat, 801 00:35:09,237 --> 00:35:11,109 just so you don't have any digestion issues 802 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,894 in the Park-Hoffsteaders' pool. 803 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:15,722 - Can we talk, please? 804 00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:17,854 - Our next session, in the office. 805 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,247 - Well, eh, I-- 806 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:21,075 I'd rather do it now. 807 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:23,643 - Duncan, circumstances don't always align 808 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,949 with our wishes. 809 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:28,996 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 810 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:38,136 - Ah! Whoo! - Whoo! 811 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:45,404 - Your parents gave you a smartphone? 812 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:46,622 - Uh, yeah. 813 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:48,450 Yours don't? 814 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,323 - Smarts are worse than hard drugs, twice as addictive. 815 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:56,284 - Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff? 816 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:59,461 - [scoffs] Arms dealers don't give their kids land mines. 817 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,598 [water splashes] 818 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:09,689 ♪ ♪ 819 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:12,648 [toilet flushing] 820 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:26,445 [breathing heavily] 821 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:29,448 [suspenseful music] 822 00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:34,670 ♪ ♪ 823 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:36,237 - Does your mom still take 824 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,283 your body mass index every night? 825 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:40,415 What was her thing, like, anything over petite, 826 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:42,896 and you're 8% less likely to get into a top 10? 827 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:45,638 [chuckles] Amazing. 828 00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:47,944 - Hear you're klepto now. 829 00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:50,947 - It was that or pyromania. - Hmm. 830 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:53,689 And you have to repeat the 11th grade. 831 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,388 - Plus community service. 832 00:36:56,431 --> 00:36:59,608 I have to see Dr. Gary-- court-ordered. 833 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:01,175 Triple crown. 834 00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:03,917 - Aw, poor Tessie. 835 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,093 Stealing the flag off the flagpole, 836 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:08,226 turning the exit signs into no-exit signs-- 837 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,966 so deep. 838 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:13,187 Or just another cry for help? 839 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,450 - You found me out, Jamie. 840 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:18,148 - Just remember, if it comes down to it, 841 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,368 it's cross the street for attention, 842 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:23,153 up the road if you want results. 843 00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:25,243 [water splashes] 844 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:32,250 ♪ 845 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,432 - Hello. 846 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:41,824 - Oh. 847 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:44,262 You're not ashamed to be seen with me? 848 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:47,352 - What are you talking about? 849 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:51,834 - Your buddy from Cupertino-- Tim, Little Tim. 850 00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:53,401 Guy's staring at me 851 00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:56,752 like he's trying to castrate me telepathically. 852 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,711 It's working, too. 853 00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:01,583 - He's just gloating. - What? Why? 854 00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:05,935 - He convinced Big Tim to shut down the acquisition talks. 855 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:08,851 Mind you, after you leaked the rumor. 856 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,505 - What'd he say? 857 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:13,073 - Wasn't there. 858 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,337 But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius. 859 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,034 - At least I'm someone's genius, 860 00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:20,776 not everybody's asshole. 861 00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:23,257 He comes to my house. He comes to my house gloating. 862 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:25,085 That is-- 863 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:27,392 How much of my stock do you own, huh? 864 00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:29,742 Little Tim blabs about the acquisition snafu 865 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:30,960 to any of these people here-- 866 00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:32,092 - Very strict at Cupertino. He won't. 867 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,136 - Okay. - He won't. 868 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:34,834 - Yeah, well, he better not. 869 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:36,879 I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too. 870 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,664 - I know. That's why I had to firewall myself off 871 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,100 from all of it. - Oh. 872 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:42,058 And yet you still heard him call me a dumbass. 873 00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:44,365 That just happened to get through your firewall-- 874 00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:45,410 the zinger. 875 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:46,889 I mean, he is-- 876 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:49,152 he's cutting me off at the balls here. 877 00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:51,590 I need you to shut that shit down. 878 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:54,462 - Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick? 879 00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:56,029 - It's one and the same. 880 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:57,944 [door closes] 881 00:38:58,031 --> 00:39:04,864 ♪ ♪ 882 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,881 - So this whole experience is, you know, 883 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:24,536 quite out of the box for me. - Yeah? 884 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:27,582 - Great community, it seems. Everyone is so lovely here. 885 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,584 Happy to get to work and bring my daughter 886 00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:31,499 and give her the best opportunity. 887 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,849 - Oh, uh, by the way, 888 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,374 Lili knows you came to my session last night. 889 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:39,115 - Yeah, I know. I texted her. 890 00:39:39,202 --> 00:39:41,204 - Why would you do that? 891 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:43,946 - Misunderstandings-- they're unpredictable, costly, 892 00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,600 and easily avoidable with a bit of truth. 893 00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:47,602 - Well, it got lost in translation. 894 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,778 She went and banged a guy in Napa. 895 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:51,476 - Oh-- [laughs] Oh... 896 00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:52,999 - That is not funny. - I'm sorry. No, I know. 897 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,087 I know. - It is not funny. 898 00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:55,697 - No, I know. I'm sorry. 899 00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:58,613 I just wanted to give Lili a nod of respect and agency. 900 00:39:58,657 --> 00:39:59,962 - Well, mission super-duper accomplished. 901 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:01,529 - [laughs] - Don't-- 902 00:40:01,573 --> 00:40:03,139 - [snorting] - No. 903 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,837 - Okay. Shh. - No. 904 00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:06,969 - You sound like a truffle pig. Don't do that. 905 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:12,932 ♪ ♪ 906 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,499 - Thank you. 907 00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:21,462 - I want to officially introduce 908 00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:23,029 the reason we're all here-- 909 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:25,988 an educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena 910 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:27,381 to the top 5. 911 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,556 - Wow. - Whoa. 912 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:31,820 - Before that, masters from Columbia, 913 00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,605 Harvard before that, 914 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,824 and a terrifically underprivileged upbringing 915 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,652 in Chicago. 916 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,872 I knew the minute I heard her speak 917 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:43,353 at the Aspen Education Summit that she was the one 918 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,920 to lead us into the future... 919 00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:47,053 - Raising money off frothy numbers 920 00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:50,186 to sugarcoat the rotten apple is what built this town. 921 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:52,232 It's not fraud. - Not now, Duncan. 922 00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:56,279 - If not now, I will do harm to myself and/or others. 923 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,151 - Jesus. Fine. 924 00:40:58,238 --> 00:40:59,935 [applause] - Hear, hear. 925 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:02,503 [indistinct chatter] - Uh... 926 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:05,506 goodness, I, um, should have prepared something. 927 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,508 [laughter] 928 00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:10,642 I know you're all ready for a new chapter 929 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,513 at Las Altas. 930 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,081 [tense music] 931 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:17,126 - Oh. Hey. - Orson. 932 00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:20,042 - I, uh... - I--What? 933 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:23,481 - Hey. - Hey. Sorry. 934 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,048 - Ooh. 935 00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:29,574 That kid laid a stinker. 936 00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:31,576 - And let's make this a great year. 937 00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:34,448 [cheers and applause] 938 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:41,499 ♪ ♪ 939 00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:46,416 - Hi, um, this is-- 940 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,331 this is weird, but I was in there, 941 00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:50,246 and I-I saw you take that thing. 942 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:52,248 - Don't know what you're talking about, bro. 943 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,773 - Oh, well, that guy in there, he just-- 944 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,601 he saw me come out of the library, 945 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:58,341 and he might think that I took it, 946 00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,300 like, ipso facto or whatever. 947 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,912 Um... 948 00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:10,528 ♪ ♪ 949 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:17,709 [objects rattling] 950 00:42:19,493 --> 00:42:23,018 - Okay, so, listen, I'm in crisis right now. 951 00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:25,673 This is-- You're looking at it. 952 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,893 And my therapist, who's supposed to know me 953 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:30,722 better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud. 954 00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:34,508 - Okay, Duncan, I-I-I didn't call you a fraud, okay? 955 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,118 - Well-- - I said-- 956 00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,512 What I said was that you-- you might be committing fraud. 957 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:40,645 - What is the difference? You're not a murderer. 958 00:42:40,732 --> 00:42:42,690 You're just someone who committed murder. 959 00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,997 And here, when you use the word "fraud" in the Valley, 960 00:42:45,127 --> 00:42:48,653 that's kind of like saying... "good hustle." 961 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:51,612 - Okay, I-I... 962 00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:53,092 I spoke to a lawyer friend. 963 00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:54,484 - W-w-what? 964 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,704 - I didn't mention your name or anything. 965 00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,750 - Why would you--why would you talk to a lawyer? 966 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:00,186 What-- 967 00:43:00,273 --> 00:43:03,058 - Oh, you haven't done anything about this yet-- 968 00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:04,625 acted on any of it? 969 00:43:04,756 --> 00:43:05,931 - I've done the analytics, you know. 970 00:43:06,018 --> 00:43:07,628 I-I-I-I bag a high-profile investor... 971 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:09,369 - Yeah--Mm. 972 00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:11,458 - And then everybody forgets about Cupertino. 973 00:43:11,545 --> 00:43:13,460 And we grow. We grow. 974 00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:14,853 I'm sexy again. 975 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:16,289 Come and get it. 976 00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,247 - But you'd have to lie to--to do it. 977 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:20,380 It's--it's-- it's market manipulation, 978 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:21,903 and it is a felony. 979 00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:23,992 - A felony. A felony. 980 00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:25,428 No, li-- 981 00:43:25,515 --> 00:43:26,778 Okay, here. 982 00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,736 You--you came here today, right? 983 00:43:28,867 --> 00:43:31,565 And I'm just gonna assume to benefit your business. 984 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,045 Right? - What? 985 00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:35,003 - To snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients 986 00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,526 and their fucked-up kids. 987 00:43:36,570 --> 00:43:38,093 That's-- - No. 988 00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:40,008 I... 989 00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:43,098 My child is attending Las Altas. 990 00:43:43,142 --> 00:43:45,753 - You don't have a child. 991 00:43:45,884 --> 00:43:47,973 - You just met him. 992 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:50,018 - The pooter? Look, no-- 993 00:43:50,105 --> 00:43:51,541 - Okay. - No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 994 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,413 - I think that we should be getting back to your guests. 995 00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:56,242 - I just had a aha. I did. It's a really good one. 996 00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:58,940 Okay, okay, okay. 997 00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:02,335 Out of all your illustrious clients, right, 998 00:44:02,422 --> 00:44:07,035 maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent 999 00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:10,517 and that maybe their business needs align with mine, 1000 00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,954 and--and maybe their personalities match as well, 1001 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:16,479 and you could set us up for--I don't know--a lunch. 1002 00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,612 - Okay, I am not a dating service 1003 00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:20,745 for businessmen, Duncan. 1004 00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:24,052 I am a therapist, and you need to respect that. 1005 00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,315 - Okay, life coaches do it all the time. 1006 00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:29,057 - I am not a-- I am not a life coach. 1007 00:44:29,144 --> 00:44:31,712 - No, no, I--listen, I want to continue doing the work. 1008 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:33,888 I do--with you, with you. 1009 00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:36,499 - Then I think that you need to face 1010 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:39,981 the discomfort of your truths. 1011 00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:43,419 You pumped your stock. 1012 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:45,683 Right? - Eh... 1013 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,250 - Yeah, and now you want to do more of it? 1014 00:44:48,337 --> 00:44:51,776 I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail. 1015 00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:54,343 - Jail. Don't-- Shh. Jail. 1016 00:44:54,387 --> 00:44:57,738 - Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there. 1017 00:44:57,825 --> 00:44:59,784 - You make me feel worse! You do! 1018 00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:01,611 And that is not your job. 1019 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,223 I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job! 1020 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,399 - Okay, this, right here-- - Oh, my gosh. 1021 00:45:06,486 --> 00:45:10,316 - This is why we have sessions in an office--boundaries. 1022 00:45:10,403 --> 00:45:12,231 Okay, look, I-I-I... 1023 00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:14,189 I apologize, Duncan, 1024 00:45:14,276 --> 00:45:16,409 and I am ending this conversation right now. 1025 00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:17,671 - No! Hey, wait. 1026 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,194 Listen, Lili's having an affair. 1027 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:27,202 I'm just a bit agitated-- more than usual. 1028 00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:29,988 And you keep bringing up the SEC and lawyer and-- 1029 00:45:30,031 --> 00:45:31,424 - Well, I-- 1030 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:34,906 - Listen, I-I depend on you, and I respect you. 1031 00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:37,430 There is... 1032 00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:41,042 There's no one else. 1033 00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:54,186 - Oh, man, that's a good shower. 1034 00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:56,666 - Yeah. - Oh. 1035 00:45:56,797 --> 00:46:00,758 Finally, an ounce of respect for the VA, huh? 1036 00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:02,194 - Right. 1037 00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:06,111 - Oh, and some legit aboveboard decadence. 1038 00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:09,201 - Yeah, I just wish some meetings went better. 1039 00:46:09,288 --> 00:46:10,680 - Oh, no pouting, Jeffery. 1040 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,466 Come on. No feelings in a firefight. 1041 00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:16,077 Smell this. 1042 00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:17,818 Bergamot. - Smells good. 1043 00:46:17,905 --> 00:46:19,951 - Yeah. Earl Grey, right? - [chuckles] 1044 00:46:20,038 --> 00:46:22,214 - [sniffs] Yeah. Come on, look around. 1045 00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:24,085 We're doing okay. 1046 00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,392 I'm gonna do my pitch tonight. 1047 00:46:26,479 --> 00:46:29,134 All the wigs will be there, the big ones, the little ones. 1048 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:31,397 - Hell, yeah. - I will make my case. 1049 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,703 I'll be passionate. 1050 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,140 I'm great when I'm passionate. 1051 00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:38,621 - [chuckles] 1052 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:41,233 - Do you want to help me get passionate? 1053 00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:46,412 - Uh... 1054 00:46:46,499 --> 00:46:47,979 Tom. 1055 00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:49,981 - Yeah. 1056 00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:51,939 What about the Behavioral Health Forum in Fairlawn, huh? 1057 00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:54,420 Back seat of that car. - Yeah. 1058 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:56,248 - Yeah, I got you drunk. 1059 00:46:56,335 --> 00:46:58,032 Crossed the line. 1060 00:46:58,119 --> 00:46:59,991 Sorry. 1061 00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:02,863 But, you know, if I'm being honest... 1062 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,083 not sorry. 1063 00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:07,041 - I wasn't that drunk. 1064 00:47:07,128 --> 00:47:10,175 - Oh. 1065 00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:12,003 - But, uh... 1066 00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:15,658 Yeah. - Yeah. 1067 00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:18,966 Yeah, I was younger once, you know? 1068 00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:20,315 - No, no. - Handsomer. 1069 00:47:20,402 --> 00:47:21,926 - No, no, no. 1070 00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:24,189 - All the officers' wives wanted me. 1071 00:47:24,232 --> 00:47:25,930 - Yeah, and you wanted the officers. 1072 00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:27,627 - [chuckles] Yeah. 1073 00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:30,412 - Hey, you're still handsome... 1074 00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:32,240 - Mm. 1075 00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:33,285 - And my boss. 1076 00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:35,243 - Yeah. Right. 1077 00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:36,505 - Yeah. 1078 00:47:40,031 --> 00:47:41,684 - You're gonna be great. 1079 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:43,730 Yeah? Gonna get some. 1080 00:47:43,817 --> 00:47:45,340 - Hoo-ah. - Yeah. 1081 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:47,212 [applause] 1082 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:49,779 - Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things. 1083 00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:51,912 We did. 1084 00:47:51,999 --> 00:47:54,132 We need to be agile. 1085 00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:57,787 And America is the greatest startup of them all. 1086 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,398 The future is coming. 1087 00:47:59,485 --> 00:48:02,531 We like that startup energy. 1088 00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:04,751 We're gonna require our contractors 1089 00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:07,797 to look over existing deals 1090 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:12,541 and let us know what was good about them in the first place. 1091 00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,717 Let's go to the movies. Hmm? 1092 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,850 [applause] 1093 00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:19,026 [dramatic music playing] 1094 00:48:19,113 --> 00:48:21,768 - Born from carbon-woven composite skin... 1095 00:48:21,855 --> 00:48:23,596 - Wonderful speech, General. 1096 00:48:23,683 --> 00:48:25,511 I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Ruffage. 1097 00:48:25,641 --> 00:48:27,905 We pay overtime if we go even a minute over. 1098 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:32,735 - But wait, since he wasn't part of the original program, 1099 00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:35,042 is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room? 1100 00:48:35,129 --> 00:48:38,045 - Yeah. That's $2,100 a night. 1101 00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:41,483 - I mean, you could lie, say you spoke. 1102 00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:43,268 Just don't get caught. 1103 00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:46,053 - Don, let me say my piece. Five minutes. That's it. 1104 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,707 It's not about being reimbursed. 1105 00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:49,143 It's for the vets. 1106 00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:52,320 - I find it best to leave these decisions 1107 00:48:52,407 --> 00:48:53,756 to Major Marcia. 1108 00:48:55,889 --> 00:48:59,371 - Shh... you son of a bitch. 1109 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:01,329 You set me up to fuck me down! 1110 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,766 How long you gonna hold a grudge? 1111 00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:06,769 You know what? To hell with this. 1112 00:49:06,856 --> 00:49:08,293 I'm speaking. 1113 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:10,556 You can just try and stop me. 1114 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:11,992 - No-- - [grunting] 1115 00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:14,516 [struggling] 1116 00:49:14,603 --> 00:49:18,694 [distant clattering] [plane whooshing] 1117 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:20,261 Okay, okay. 1118 00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:24,396 [panting] 1119 00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:27,312 [breathing heavily] 1120 00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:41,369 [phone ringing] 1121 00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:42,849 - Hey, handsome. 1122 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,459 - Hey, Dad. How's it going? 1123 00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:46,766 - Oh, not bad, you know, for an old geezer. 1124 00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:48,072 How's it going there? 1125 00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:49,943 When, uh-- when does school start? 1126 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:51,989 - Day after Labor Day, I think. 1127 00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:53,642 [sighs] 1128 00:49:53,773 --> 00:49:58,299 This place just feels like a weird "simaculum" of life. 1129 00:49:58,386 --> 00:50:00,910 - Simulacrum. - Simulacrum. 1130 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:03,261 There's these clients who pay to come see 1131 00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:05,045 Mom and Gary on the hour. 1132 00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:06,351 It's so weird. 1133 00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:08,048 And there's this one guy who's worth, like, 1134 00:50:08,135 --> 00:50:09,615 a bazillion dollars, but he's the saddest man 1135 00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:11,312 you've ever seen. [chuckles] 1136 00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:16,187 - The world there is not the world. 1137 00:50:16,317 --> 00:50:18,189 Your mother loved it. I did not. 1138 00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:20,278 - Yeah. 1139 00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:22,193 I really want to come home. 1140 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:23,933 - Soon. 1141 00:50:23,977 --> 00:50:27,067 - December 19th, the day the semester ends. 1142 00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:29,200 Um, and I-I checked-- on the 21st, 1143 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:32,072 BSO's playing Berlioz's "Symphonie fantastique." 1144 00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:34,466 - It's "Berlios." 1145 00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,772 You know, worst-case scenario, 1146 00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:39,123 you do both semesters out there. 1147 00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:42,169 [somber music] 1148 00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:49,133 ♪ ♪ 1149 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,139 [thud] 1150 00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:57,054 - Shit. [clattering] 1151 00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:11,416 ♪ 1152 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:45,102 [footsteps overhead, floor creaking] 1153 00:51:45,232 --> 00:51:48,322 - Hi, Sandra, it's Dr. Gary Felder. 1154 00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,019 Yeah, it was a prescription I filled 1155 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:54,415 for a patient--Teresa Phister, 17 years old. 1156 00:51:54,502 --> 00:51:55,895 Yeah, sure. I'll hold. Thanks. 1157 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,553 - It's a cesspool of idiots. 1158 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:05,905 Guys like me and you making a median wage, 1159 00:52:05,992 --> 00:52:08,777 guys who actually make this country run... 1160 00:52:08,821 --> 00:52:10,257 - Mm-hmm. 1161 00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:12,041 - Who need to know what they're doing, 1162 00:52:12,085 --> 00:52:16,089 or else people, real people, will suffer. 1163 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,699 I mean, what do we get 1164 00:52:17,786 --> 00:52:20,572 for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off? 1165 00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:24,010 [clears throat] - Why did Voorhees fire you? 1166 00:52:24,053 --> 00:52:26,012 - I don't know. Who remembers? 1167 00:52:28,188 --> 00:52:31,322 - I might have bottomed for his son. 1168 00:52:31,409 --> 00:52:32,584 - [laughs] 1169 00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:33,802 - Don Jr. 1170 00:52:33,846 --> 00:52:35,282 - Oof. 1171 00:52:35,369 --> 00:52:36,892 - That's what he wanted to be called. 1172 00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:38,503 - [laughs] - Yeah. 1173 00:52:38,590 --> 00:52:40,069 - Wow. - I know. 1174 00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:41,767 - They're military. 1175 00:52:41,854 --> 00:52:43,725 Like, and-- should I be all gung ho, 1176 00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:46,337 like, war's my jam, or is it like, 1177 00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:47,599 oh, we don't talk about blood and guts 1178 00:52:47,686 --> 00:52:48,904 and stuff like that? 1179 00:52:48,991 --> 00:52:50,906 - Just be yourself. 1180 00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:53,126 - Who else would I be, huh? 1181 00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:55,128 - Duncan, this is the story you need. 1182 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,782 - Yes. Right. Right-o. 1183 00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:59,437 Once more onto the beach. Bye. 1184 00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:00,568 - Hey. 1185 00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:02,483 Go back to D.C. 1186 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:04,050 I need you there. 1187 00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:06,183 Keep an eye on the jackals. 1188 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,967 They see a safety net, and all they think is, 1189 00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,621 where'd I put my scissors? 1190 00:53:09,664 --> 00:53:12,058 - You're staying? - Yeah. 1191 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,669 - You hate it here. - I hate it everywhere. 1192 00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:17,237 I complain so much, I've lost track 1193 00:53:17,324 --> 00:53:20,893 of where things fall on my color wheel of shit. 1194 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:23,896 It's all one big brown smear. 1195 00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:26,072 You'll be point in D.C., okay? 1196 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:28,117 We'll--we'll talk every day. 1197 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,163 - Mr. Ruffage. 1198 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,383 Duncan Park, CEO Hypergnosis. 1199 00:53:32,470 --> 00:53:33,775 Data analytics. - Oh. 1200 00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:36,256 - I hear you need a data man 1201 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:39,564 to help our fighting men in uniform--and--and women. 1202 00:53:39,607 --> 00:53:42,001 Can I get you a round of drinks? 1203 00:53:42,088 --> 00:53:44,612 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah, two of those. 1204 00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:46,832 Uh, gentlemen, what can I-- 1205 00:53:46,962 --> 00:53:49,443 what can I do for... 1206 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:51,663 I am sorry. I don't-- Is it the army? 1207 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,230 Is it the navy? 1208 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,492 Marines? 1209 00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:56,929 - Air Force and Coast Guard, too. 1210 00:53:57,016 --> 00:53:58,974 - Cowabunga, right? 1211 00:53:59,061 --> 00:54:01,281 I--What--what can Hypergnosis do 1212 00:54:01,368 --> 00:54:03,370 to help us win our next war? 1213 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:06,155 - Uh, well, it's really the last war 1214 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,766 we're still fighting. 1215 00:54:07,809 --> 00:54:10,551 - Okay, of course. 1216 00:54:10,595 --> 00:54:11,857 Of course. [chuckles] 1217 00:54:11,944 --> 00:54:13,467 Tracking down the terrorists. 1218 00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:15,643 So you give us your satellite feed, 1219 00:54:15,730 --> 00:54:18,777 your secret files, and we-- we meld that with our data. 1220 00:54:18,864 --> 00:54:21,780 We cross it. We blend it. We dig into it. 1221 00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:24,478 We find the pattern. We find your bad guys. 1222 00:54:24,522 --> 00:54:26,175 And you just-- you just pull the trigger. 1223 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,525 Done. Win-win. 1224 00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:29,614 I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, 1225 00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:31,398 but, no, they're kind of into it, too. 1226 00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:32,921 It's their martyrdom. 1227 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:36,490 So that's--it's actually a win-win-win. 1228 00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:39,145 That's sort of the slogan for Hypergnosis. 1229 00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:40,712 - Ah. 1230 00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:42,279 - Um, it's just-- 1231 00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:43,715 - What? 1232 00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:46,500 - We represent America's veterans. 1233 00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:48,676 We're the VA. 1234 00:54:48,807 --> 00:54:50,678 - [chuckles] 1235 00:54:50,765 --> 00:54:52,724 [glasses clink] 1236 00:54:52,811 --> 00:54:55,727 [phone vibrating] 1237 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:58,773 [light music] 1238 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,167 - How'd it go? 1239 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:02,690 What's the matter? 1240 00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:06,172 Duncan, slow down. 1241 00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:08,392 I told you they were from the VA. 1242 00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:11,046 - You--you said military, okay? 1243 00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:14,876 I need a sexy, new client, not old urine-soaked vets 1244 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,922 with their weird hats and broken brains. 1245 00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:18,663 I thought you got that. 1246 00:55:18,706 --> 00:55:20,882 - Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract. 1247 00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:22,536 - There are more than one kind, okay? 1248 00:55:22,623 --> 00:55:23,885 More than one kind. 1249 00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:25,887 There are stealth bombers and secret agents, 1250 00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:28,412 and then there's distributing colostomy bags in tent cities. 1251 00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:31,893 - These men and women, they fought so that-- 1252 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,896 so that we--we here could... 1253 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:37,203 be free here. 1254 00:55:37,290 --> 00:55:40,989 I admire them, and I've seen the alternatives. 1255 00:55:41,076 --> 00:55:42,817 But I chose to make a life here, 1256 00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:45,080 and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful. 1257 00:55:45,167 --> 00:55:47,431 - Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero. 1258 00:55:47,518 --> 00:55:51,565 Okay, my company is not your ethical "laundry mat," okay? 1259 00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:52,827 I-- 1260 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,050 I have a reputation, okay? 1261 00:55:58,137 --> 00:56:02,576 I know it's not great what people say about me, but... 1262 00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:06,493 but this is not--this is not the story I needed. 1263 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:09,366 Okay, this is just-- this is goodwill fuckery. 1264 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,107 And your buddy Little Tim, Little Tim, 1265 00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:14,022 that's exactly what he's gonna say 1266 00:56:14,109 --> 00:56:16,285 when he leaks the acquisition fail. 1267 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,070 - No. - Yes. Yes, it is. 1268 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:20,812 I-I-I-I see how that guy looks at me, 1269 00:56:20,942 --> 00:56:24,250 like I'm lying in a ditch 1270 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:26,383 with my asshole sticking up inside out 1271 00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:28,646 so he can drive up with his buddies 1272 00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:31,823 and go, like, "Hey, guys, isn't that Duncan Park 1273 00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:34,739 in that ditch with his asshole sticking up inside out?" 1274 00:56:34,869 --> 00:56:37,176 Yeah, I know how people are... 1275 00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:39,265 because I'm one of them. 1276 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:41,615 I'm a person, and I'm like that. 1277 00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:44,226 - So you're walking away? - You're goddamn right! 1278 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:46,185 And you're going to tell the VA guys. 1279 00:56:46,228 --> 00:56:47,795 That is your punishment, okay? 1280 00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:49,884 Just put them out of their misery. 1281 00:56:49,971 --> 00:56:52,191 They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway. 1282 00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:53,540 They can take it. 1283 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:54,933 Thanks. 1284 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:58,632 [dramatic music] 1285 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,678 [groans] 1286 00:57:02,854 --> 00:57:05,334 [phone vibrates] - Message from Harper. 1287 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:09,338 ♪ ♪ 1288 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:12,341 [phone vibrating] Message--message from Harper. 1289 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,300 Message from Harper. 1290 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:17,042 Message--message-- message from Harper. 1291 00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:21,133 ♪ ♪ 1292 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:23,831 - You got to be kidding me. 1293 00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:29,924 ♪ ♪ 1294 00:57:30,055 --> 00:57:32,579 Um, before we start, 1295 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:36,278 I think it's important to ensure your commitment 1296 00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:39,151 to the doctor-patient- confidentiality thing. 1297 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:42,328 You know everything about me, as it should be, 1298 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,810 and as you know, I have trust issues. 1299 00:57:45,897 --> 00:57:48,247 - Duncan... 1300 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:50,031 where are we going with this? 1301 00:57:50,118 --> 00:57:51,468 - Easier to hear me out. 1302 00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:54,732 Um... 1303 00:57:54,862 --> 00:57:57,952 on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, 1304 00:57:58,083 --> 00:58:01,042 but you were actually getting varicose veins removed. 1305 00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:04,829 Hypergnosis, my company, we harvest your data 1306 00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:07,396 every time you click agree, and then we put that all 1307 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:11,009 into an algorithm that would make the Patriot Act blush-- 1308 00:58:11,139 --> 00:58:14,273 anything, everywhere, anybody. 1309 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,535 I know. 1310 00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:17,276 All that godlike knowledge, 1311 00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,626 and still, Cupertino didn't want us. 1312 00:58:19,713 --> 00:58:24,326 The thing is, we're not all that unique. 1313 00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:27,373 The amount of companies with as much or more capability 1314 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,506 than the NSA would give you nightmares. 1315 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:31,899 Here, Russia, China, India-- 1316 00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:34,685 they all have what I have on you, 1317 00:58:34,728 --> 00:58:36,600 if--if they only cared to look. 1318 00:58:36,687 --> 00:58:39,907 - Duncan, um, I fear that you-- 1319 00:58:39,994 --> 00:58:43,389 you may be having a psychotic episode. 1320 00:58:43,432 --> 00:58:45,304 - Half of it's public filings and court cases, 1321 00:58:45,391 --> 00:58:46,914 like how you and your ex-husband both 1322 00:58:47,001 --> 00:58:49,438 try to dodge custody of the kid. 1323 00:58:49,482 --> 00:58:51,832 Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that. 1324 00:58:55,227 --> 00:58:57,316 - Okay. 1325 00:58:57,403 --> 00:58:59,187 Okay. 1326 00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:01,233 You need to leave... - [breathing heavily] 1327 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:02,669 - Right now. 1328 00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:04,758 - You need to face the discomforts 1329 00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:06,238 of your truths, Jojo. 1330 00:59:09,981 --> 00:59:11,939 When I told you my company was in trouble, 1331 00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:14,420 within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, 1332 00:59:14,463 --> 00:59:17,292 you sold your shares, and I was like, wha-- 1333 00:59:17,379 --> 00:59:18,598 That hurt. 1334 00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:20,121 No faith in Dunky? 1335 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:21,775 And then I asked myself-- 1336 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:25,649 I was like, why did she have shares of my company? 1337 00:59:25,692 --> 00:59:28,434 Sounds like a conflict of interest, no? 1338 00:59:28,477 --> 00:59:30,436 Oh, my goodness. Could it be? Yes. 1339 00:59:30,523 --> 00:59:32,569 Yes, it is. 1340 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:34,745 You've been running a magnificent scam 1341 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:37,791 on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients. 1342 00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,315 You, the trusted repository 1343 00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:43,841 of the Valley's ultimate insider information. 1344 00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:47,235 VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call, sell. 1345 00:59:47,322 --> 00:59:50,064 CEO hopes his wife finally respects him 1346 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:52,980 after an upcoming secret merger, buy. 1347 00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:54,547 What's the harm? 1348 00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:56,854 Except it's a felony, and you can go to jail for it. 1349 00:59:56,941 --> 00:59:59,117 - Duncan, this is madness. 1350 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:02,903 You are confabulating, and it's a-a-a concern. 1351 01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:04,818 - That superior tone is something 1352 01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:07,212 I really would like you to work on. 1353 01:00:07,299 --> 01:00:08,996 Sit. 1354 01:00:09,127 --> 01:00:12,173 Sit, please. 1355 01:00:12,217 --> 01:00:16,090 We're both flawed human beings, you and I. 1356 01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:18,353 With your degree, you could have chosen 1357 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,182 to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons, 1358 01:00:21,313 --> 01:00:23,837 but, no, no, no, you planted yourself 1359 01:00:23,881 --> 01:00:27,145 in the single richest enclave in America 1360 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:30,104 to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety, 1361 01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:31,584 sudden wealth syndrome? 1362 01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:33,978 No. 1363 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:36,023 You profited. 1364 01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:38,765 It really is okay, and you'll still profit. 1365 01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:41,594 Me too... 1366 01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:44,728 because you're gonna dish all that life-giving dirt to me. 1367 01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:48,819 Not today, though. No. 1368 01:00:48,906 --> 01:00:53,171 Today I feel comfortable, earthed. 1369 01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:56,783 There's level ground between us. 1370 01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:59,525 Feels better, right? 1371 01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:03,834 So can we please just-- please... 1372 01:01:03,921 --> 01:01:05,923 talk about my dad? 1373 01:01:06,010 --> 01:01:12,843 ♪ ♪ 1374 01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:15,802 - [crying] 1375 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,460 [door opens] 1376 01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:24,158 - Hello? 1377 01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:25,943 Hello? 1378 01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:32,993 ♪ ♪ 1379 01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:43,656 -You are inviting a pushback that is going to feel 1380 01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:45,223 like the wrath of God. -Ow! 1381 01:01:45,353 --> 01:01:47,747 -Dad, you're, like, having a breakdown. 1382 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:49,575 -Aaah! 1383 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,490 -Hyper gnomes, assemble! 1384 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,405 We're gonna make money! 1385 01:01:53,492 --> 01:01:56,669 -10 million data points on every person from birth. 1386 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,584 You're not predicting behavior. 1387 01:01:58,671 --> 01:01:59,628 You're steering it. 1388 01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:01,282 [Cellphone chimes] 1389 01:02:01,413 --> 01:02:04,285 -Your algorithm says all that? -Yes. 1390 01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:07,593 -That's the kind of tech that could help people. 1391 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:12,119 -My patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. 1392 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,251 -I just want to crush them. 1393 01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:14,948 [Whistle blows] 1394 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:17,516 -So, what is your deal, bro? 1395 01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,474 -I know tech changed the world, 1396 01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:22,260 but so did the bubonic plague. 1397 01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:24,436 -I don't get it -- your bot, is it a moron? 1398 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,655 I mean, is it based on a moron? -[Laughs] 1399 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,788 -Duncan! 1400 01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:30,747 -You do not want this guy running your company. 1401 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:31,878 -Hey! Whoa! 1402 01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:34,359 ♪♪ 1403 01:02:34,489 --> 01:02:36,230 -Prepare to have your mind blown. 1404 01:02:36,404 --> 01:02:39,364 ♪♪ 1405 01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:45,805 -Welcome to the table read of "The Audacity," first block. 1406 01:02:45,936 --> 01:02:47,459 [Cheers and applause] 1407 01:02:47,546 --> 01:02:48,939 It's about to get real. 1408 01:02:49,026 --> 01:02:50,288 [Applause] 1409 01:02:50,418 --> 01:02:52,943 -The Audacity. Episode 101. 1410 01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:02,387 -In episode one, the first thing that I wrote down 1411 01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:04,258 was Duncan's opening line. 1412 01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:12,049 It felt like it was being said to somebody in confidence. 1413 01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:19,056 -She kind of runs the Valley's mindset, or the psychology. 1414 01:03:19,143 --> 01:03:20,927 -The lost man-children. 1415 01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:23,016 -It became a question of, 1416 01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:24,496 how can we make this relationship 1417 01:03:24,626 --> 01:03:26,541 more than just therapist-patient? 1418 01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:28,326 -They started the season a little bit in performance 1419 01:03:28,456 --> 01:03:30,241 of themselves, especially Joanne. 1420 01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:33,157 She's, like, playing the "good therapist." 1421 01:03:40,468 --> 01:03:43,732 -Let's see what happens when you are a powerful person 1422 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:45,604 discussing corporate secrets, 1423 01:03:45,734 --> 01:03:48,650 successes and failures, in a therapeutic setting. 1424 01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:51,697 And what does the therapist do with the information, 1425 01:03:51,784 --> 01:03:53,917 which is essentially insider information? 1426 01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:56,833 -Really, this is strictly between us. 1427 01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:02,882 -It was fun also doing some therapy scenes with Zach. 1428 01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:04,623 -Would you like to starfish, Carl? -No. 1429 01:04:04,753 --> 01:04:07,104 Okay. Yeah. Thank you. 1430 01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:12,109 -Bardolph is -- he's an angry man and very resentful 1431 01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:14,981 and feels like he's never gotten his flowers 1432 01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:19,333 that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of Silicon Valley. 1433 01:04:19,464 --> 01:04:23,033 -His main problem is greed, like most of the characters. 1434 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,960 -The doctor-patient confidentiality thing, 1435 01:04:37,047 --> 01:04:38,135 just how airtight is that? 1436 01:04:43,314 --> 01:04:44,445 -Ha! 1437 01:04:44,532 --> 01:04:45,969 -I grew up in a house 1438 01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:49,798 with a psychiatrist and a therapist, 1439 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,496 with their offices in the house, 1440 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,889 and I could hear the patients. 1441 01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:54,412 I was a teenager. 1442 01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:56,196 And I chose not to listen to them 1443 01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,676 because they were mostly really boring, 1444 01:04:57,806 --> 01:04:59,634 but I could listen to them. 1445 01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:01,593 It's that sort of funny faith 1446 01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:03,725 that this room's a safe space. 1447 01:05:03,856 --> 01:05:06,076 Why? What's so safe about it? 1448 01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:14,649 -These two seemingly are so different, 1449 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:17,870 but then they actually have a lot in common. 1450 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:21,874 -She is shown to be somebody with ethical lapses, 1451 01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,789 who cuts corners herself. 1452 01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,051 -It really is okay. 1453 01:05:25,138 --> 01:05:27,097 And you'll still profit. Me too. 1454 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:32,580 -End of episode. 1455 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:33,581 [Applause] 1456 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:39,805 ♪♪ 1457 01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:43,896 [dramatic music] 1458 01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:50,947 ♪ ♪ 101414

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