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I want to make an Movie about you guys.

Your music is really wonderful.

I... really love your music.

There is a bug.

You scared me.

So, try this.

Itadakimasu.

It's good.

Thank you very much.

Santa row is a good cook.

Stop it.

Hanako, what is punk to you?

For me, punk is like this miso soup.

Excuse me...

Miso soup.

The Gesuidouz

"One year ago"

What are you doing? You can't guard like that.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't guarding. I was waiting for you.

Shut up.

Don't say sorry. Say "I'm very sorry."

Hey.

Excuse me.

What did you say?

Don't be silly.

I'm sorry.

You're violent.

I'm going to report you.

There weren't many customers today.

It's a busy day.

It's a busy day.

All the time, all the time.

All the time, all the time.

All the time, all the time.

All the time and all the time.

You're unlucky.

Smile next time when you do another show.

I'm looking foward for the next concert.

To be honest, your first album didn't sell at all.

I almost forgot that it was on sale.

No, to be honest, it may not have been on sale.

It's not easy to make music.

Punk is not easy.

And your performance is terrible.

It's worse than terrible.

It's even worse.

If you want to quit, do it quickly.

And if you want to quit, I want you to leave about 3 million yen.

Hey, bring me a garbage bag.

This is not a Sanhai processing plant.

My birthday is close.

I'll be 27 years old.

So... Congratulations - Congratulations, Congratulations, Congratulations.

So I'm going to die.

All the rock legends die at the age of 27.

But that's...

Shut up!

Are you telling me to quit this band when I'll die in a year?

If you were a rock legend, you wouldn't have an album like this.

42 patterns.

What?

I like horror movies, so I know 42 different ways to kill.

My idea is to pierce your head with an electric drill.

It's simple, but it's very effective.

I'm serious.

Idiot!

I've already thought of a way to sell your thing.

You can get money by moving to the countryside for a year.

You will have an house.

Then you get a job.

You can make a song while doing a job that even an idiot in the countryside can do.

Isn't it great?

If you can't make a good song in this situation, you're trash.

You're...

I can make a great song!

That's great.

If you can't sell it in a year, You'll have to leave.

It cost about 2 million yen to do this, so now it's 4 million yen.

No, that's...

Yes!

That's great.

It's just right because you're going to die in a year.

Even if you can make a song, you don't have to let me listen to it.

Your performance is so terrible that i feel my ears are going to bleed.

That's enough talking.

It's a waste of time.

You can Go now.

If you don't mind, you can use it as you like.

If you don't mind, you can use it as you like.

I'm praying for your success in Tokyo.

Oh!

Why?

It's disgusting.

I said it with sarcasm.

Can't you understand because you're stupid?

Then just don't come back again.

Here you go.

Yes.

I'm Tomei Iizuka.

I'm in charge of the transportation business.

People come to a country like this a lot.

This is the house where The Gesuidouz will live.

The people who used to live here are all dead. They're all dead.

It wasn't by suicide, so don't worry.

Everyone dies the same way.

I'm going to die someday too.

There's no one to live with.

There's no money to buy the house.

All the young people have gone to the city.

There's no young people in the village.

It's a house that no one needs.

So I'm really grateful that you're here. Thanks.

All right.

It's nice.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

This is your house.

Our house?

The owner of the house died of old age.

I'm selling the house now.

If you take good care of it, will you buy it for me?

I want to buy it.

All right.

Please take him for a walk every day.

He loves boiled cabbage.

Do you like boiled cabbage?

Do you like boiled cabbage?

Give me your hand.

You don't have to give me your hand.

You can bite me with your fingers.

This is a takuan I got at home.

Thank you for letting me listen to music.

I don't know much about music.

I don't know much about your songs.

Thank you.

We're going to do an concert at Glastonbury in a year.

Glastonbury?

It's the best rock festival in the UK.

Please take your passport.

The UK?

I'm glad to hear that.

I've never been to the UK.

I'm glad to hear that.

What's the UK like?

It's a country where the devil plant man and the wolf man were born.

I see.

Can you play anywhere else?

I heard that if you listen to good music, you can eat good food.

I used to listen to Enka all the time.

I used to listen to Enka all the time.

But I haven't been able to listen to it since the radio broke.

This is my Son.

Thank you for coming all the way here.

I hope you like being here.

You can play at my house and my farm from tomorrow.

He brought some good stuff for you guys, you see.

You can eat this.

You got your power back.

You're happy, right?

Yeah, I'm so happy.

So so happy.

So so so happy.

So so so so so so happy.

What is it?

Hey! I've found something!

Hey! I've found something!

It looks delicious.

I'm glad.

Itadakimasu.

Eat up!

It's so good. I'm so relieved.

I'm glad.

It's good.

I'm glad.

It's good.

I'm glad.

I'm so relieved.

I'm glad.

I'm glad.

It's good.

I'm glad.

This is also good.

This is also good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, you guys.

Are you here to destroy this field?

Are you here to destroy this field?

I've bringed snacks.

Take a break.

Thank you, Moe.

Let's take a break.

It's okay.

It's okay.

We can't do everything at first.

You are going to improve doing more of this.

We can't do anything.

It takes a month to get a part-time job.

It takes a week.

It's okay.

We'll be able to do it in the evening.

Drink some tea.

That's right.

Vegetables grow on their own.

That's not true.

What are you looking at?

If you look too much, I'll have to destroy you.

Eat the ohagi.

Ohagi party.

What is this?

Ohagi.

You don't know what ohagi is?

Yes.

I'll eat it.

It's really good.

It's really good.

It's so perfect.

We can't work in such a destructive way.

I know that.

But we have to do it.

Let's do our best.

That's the only way.

So...

Let's make a song.

I've saw Green Dead, I want to make a song like the song that Bach made while drinking.

I don't have time for this.

We are flowers blooming in a trash can, you piece of shit.

What?

We are flowers blooming in a trash can, you piece of shit.

You heard me, you piece of shit.

I want to make a song that sounds like you're slurping down flowing noodles.

There is no one who dies as a virgin.

Everyone dies in life.

I see.

I don't want to steal Goa from Harrison Gordon-Lewis.

ta, tara rarara,

tarara...

I understand.

Ready!

Ready!

Ahhhh!

When you go to get honey, don't kill all the bees.

It's not important to predict, it's important to build a ship.

Oh! Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

I've finished my song.

Ladies and gentlemen, the birth of a masterpiece.

This is a good song.

A very good song!

So that's it.

You've finally finished your new song.

Yes.

I'm going to die next year, so I'm glad I made it this far.

I see, you're going to die next year.

I feel like I'm going to live to be 500 years old.

How old are you now?

You shouldn't ask a woman her age.

I'm sorry.

You should think more positively.

Then I might live that long too.

You can.

But I'm going to die soon, so I'm sorry.

I see.

That's delicious.

It's delicious, isn't it?

I can't eat it.

Why?

I'm trying to not eat so much.

I don't understand.

Then why are you making it?

Because that's all I can do.

I'm jealous because I can't do anything.

You can make music, you are fine.

I don't understand the beauty of your songs at all,

But it's amazing that you can make something that others don't understand at all.

I'm sure there's someone in the world who's more obsessed with your songs than anyone else.

But I think there's no such person.

I'm going to Tokyo tomorrow, but I'll probably be back soon.

By the time I get back, I think I've decided to go to Gran Stonebelly.

Please take your passport.

All right.

Take care of yourself.

Eat it.

It's okay. Thank you.

Please take care of Detective John while I'm away.

Okay.

The songs doesn't make sense at all,

But it's amazing, so it doesn't matter.

Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up!

Haven't you seen a mirror?

Who told you to say that?

Hey, look in the mirror.

Shut up.

Let me hear your ugly song.

It's probably a trash song.

Hey, hey, what?

You think you're so cool that you don't have to show your face.

You have to show your face before you tell me to show my face.

You have to show your face before you tell me to show my face.

Why do I have to show my face?

I'll listen to it.

Yeah, hurry up and listen to me.

I'll listen to you.

Wait a minute.

Hey, be a little more polite.

You are fine.

That's good.

That was The Gesuidouz. Have you been to such a concert in Japan?

I can't remember any other show like that.

If there's one, I don't know.

From amateurs to pros,

Everyone's liking it.

Yeah.

Who's your favorite?

I like Hanako.

She's the best.

I'm so curious.

They're really popular in Korea.

Hanako's the coolest.

She's popular in here. I want to see her.

She's popular in here. I want to see her.

I hope she comes to Korea to do a show.

But Hanako's cooler.

No, no.

Minju's the coolest.

Minju?

Minju?

Are you kidding me?

Thanks to the Gesuidouz,

Thanks to the Gesuidouz,

I got to see horror movies.

I especially love Dario Argento's Films.

Yes, we know about them very well.

We love them.

I mean, We're the number one fans.

For me, it's already a legendary band from Japan.

It's a band that changed my life completely.

It's been very important to me.

It's very close to my heart.

I love this band.

I saw them at a concert not long ago. really loved them.

Finally, I feel the spirit of this community.

The Gesuidouz has an strong connection spirit with them.

The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz,

The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz,

The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz.

The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz, The Gesuidouz.

And that is the one.

Amazing. Thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Amazing. Thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Amazing. Thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Joseph, we need you to take a look at these guys.

Huh.

These guys are... shit.

Incredible! They're incredible.

Incredible! They're incredible.

Who are they?

The Gesuidouz.

The Gesuidouz?

They are Japanese.

And a Swedish.

We are doing their video. It's amazing.

We are doing their video. It's amazing.

Okay, we've got the Britney, Eminem duet next week.

We've got to cancel that. We're doing a video for Gesuidouz.

We've got to cancel that. We're doing a video for Gesuidouz.

Okay, but they don't have any money.

We're going to go bankrupt. We're going to die.

We're going to go bankrupt. We're going to die.

Art.

Art?

I love art.

Who are you looking at?

Goodbye.

What do you mean, the Gesuidouz are going-

to be the next world sensation?

I must produce their next record.

I must have them.

I'll do anything.

I'll commit seppuku on myself in their honor.

I'll eat natto until I puke.

I'll cut off my pinky toe like Takashi Mike's audition.

The Gesuidouz.

I Love them.

When I found out about The Gesuidouz...

When I first heard it, I thought,

oh, it's been a while since I've heard it.

It's been a while since I've seen a band that can create a new scene in the world.

That's what I felt.

They've already made the next song,

but I'm confident that this will break the music scene we've had so far.

It's dangerous.

Thank you for saving my stomach.

You have to eat properly, you idiot.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry to keep you waiting.

They can't stop asking questions.

The album was sold out in no time.

You didn't do anything, did you?

In fact, you were trying to make me quit. Shame on you.

In fact, you were trying to make me quit. Shame on you.

I'm a genius.

So Now, You said you could make a song.

So Now, You said you could make a song.

It doesn't matter if it isn't an Final Boss Song.

Life is fast.

Not yet, but I'll write it soon. I'm a genius.

If you don't listen to all our requests, we won't give you the song.

Huh?

I want to do a live with women in swimsuits.

Please put a lot of sweets in the catering.

I want to do a tour.

I want to do an orchestra live.

I want to stay at the Chelsea Hotel.

You are going to do it for us.

Hey, you idiot, take a break.

This time, the debt has finally been paid off.

I'll think about it when the next concert makes money.

I won't take you, idiot.

Watch the live at home, idiot.

Hey.

Where's the camera?

I turned it off.

He's really a good guy.

He's a great guy.

But he's a little too fast.

It's none of your business. Give it to me.

Yes, so...

I'm going to be shooting with the most popular guests in the world, The Gesuidouz.

Ms. Hanako, what do you think of this hit?

The times have caught up with the genius.

I'm glad the times caught up with me before I died.

She's kidding, right?

It's not a joke at all.

It's not a joke at all.

So, Ryuzo.

What do you think of this hit?

I want to go on a date with a cute girl every day.

Oily Amgyara is going to have a conversation with us.

I want to go on a date with a cute girl every day.

Stop it!

Hey!

You can call me Noel.

Don't run away.

Wait a minute.

What's this?

What's this?

What's this? What the hell?

I can't do this.

The songs are old-fashioned and yor clothes are lame.

Punk is dead.

Are you stupid?

Are you stupid?

Are you stupid?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm not sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Well, it can't be helped.

I'll make an 5 million yen check,

And I'll add it to your debt.

If you think positively,

They'll know your names better,

So if you play a new song,

you'll get a lot of money, right?

We need to make a lot of money now.

February 20th is the first day of the tour, so thank you.

Hey... I'm sorry. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday.

So what?

I'm going to die.

You won't die. Why would you die?

I want to know why.

You won't die.

I'll die.

You won't die.

I'll die.

You won't die.

I'll die!

You won't die!

Don't be silly.

Make a new song before the tour, even if you are going to die.

Do you understand?

My mother...

She passed away.

A little while ago.

She died of myocardial infarction.

It doesn't matter how you die.

You'll die someday anyway.

I've always been happy to listen to your songs.

I don't know the meaning of the songs.

But I like them.

Please keep making music.

I'll keep raising cows and vegetables in here.

Please... eat this.

Hey, Say something.

The moon is beautiful, isn't it?

It's so romantic that it makes me sick.

Did you make a new song?

I just came back.

So what?

Hey, why you guys don't answer my phone calls?!

The tour starts next week.

Did you make a new song?

Not yet.

Please make it soon.

I can't.

An important person died.

I don't feel like making a new song.

I don't feel like making a new song.

What else can you do?

What?

You can't do anything but make songs.

So make a new song.

Hey, Don't run away.

Even if you run away, you have to make a song.

Hey!

Wait!

Just make a song.

Wait!

I just need you to be the vocalist.

I don't care who you are.

You're right.

I also don't care to who you are.

Thank you for the music.

Hey!

There's no one else like me in the world.

I want to make a song that sounds like a person was just killed.

It's like Johnny Sanders riding a roller coaster with a baby demon in his arms.

It's like Johnny Sanders riding a roller coaster with a baby demon in his arms.

It's like Johnny Sanders riding a roller coaster with a baby demon in his arms.

I want to write a song that sounds like something that Tom Savini, who came from Mars, would have written.

I've finished the song.

Ladies and gentlemen!

This is the birth of a shitty song!

The birth of a shitty, and beautiful song.

We are a bunch of flowers blooming in a trash can, you piece of shit!

Happy birthday!

Are you good?

The gig is starting now, please come.

I am going to die tomorrow, so today, It's The Gesuidouz's Final gig.

I'm so happy that a lot of people came today, Thank you very much.

This is Japan's Glastonbury.

This is Japan's Glastonbury!

This is the last song, so please dance to it.

1, 2, 3, 4

Introducing members,

Guitar-

An addicted to Ohagi.

Maso is kinder than anyone else.

Bass-

The most clumsy person in the world.

The purest in the world.

Drums-

He's very good on it.

Overflowing with justice.

Santa row.

And vocals.

Me.

Me.

With these four people.

With these four people.

This is Gesuidouz!

This was The Gesuidouz, Thank you so much.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Hanako, happy birthday

to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Hanako, happy

Happy birthday to you!

Thank you.

Santa row made it.

There's a lot of vegetables, so it's good for you.

This is bad.

You are going on a tour tomorrow.

Make some money and buy me a new car.

I want a Benz.

Hey! Benz!

Benz! Benz! Benz!

Benz!

Benz!

Benz!

Benz!

Benz!

Benz!

Benz!

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