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So,

uh, what's your name? I'm Marilyn.

Ryan, right? Demetia.

And, uh, have you been here before?

I haven't. No, first time here. How did you find out about our place? My friend

told me.

Oh.

She said it was cool?

Yeah, she said it was awesome. Oh, great.

Good, good.

We usually get great reviews. I'm just, you know, always curious how people find

out about our play.

Okay, so friend, referral.

What brings you in today?

Well, my jaw is really sore in my neck and, like, all down.

I feel, like, really top -setting in my head.

Okay.

Yeah.

Actually, that's one of my specialties. Oh, really? Yeah, so that's great. I can

really help you out here.

And you paid for the full service, so go ahead and get a full massage. And I'm

just going to go ahead and check you out.

Okay. Some areas here in your shoulder. That's what you're talking about,

exactly.

Yeah.

Go ahead. Why don't you go ahead and sit right here?

So more of some tightness in the shoulder area? Yeah, especially on my

side.

Okay. All right.

Some more in here.

Is that your right?

No. Just kidding. Okay. I'm going to give you this towel, and you go ahead

change out of that into the towel, lay down, and call me when you're ready.

Okay. All right. Thank you, Marilyn.

Thank you.

I'm ready.

Oh, don't worry. I'll get that towel. Don't, don't, uh, don't stress or worry

about it. I'll take full care of you here.

All right, go ahead. No,

you're fine.

Okay.

Right there. Put your arm there.

So when was your last massage?

Oh, it's been years.

Years? Probably like two years, yeah.

Well, that's not that long.

Yeah.

My body thinks it is.

Well, we'll take care of that.

So, where do you live?

Like, not close, but not too close. Like, ten minutes away, probably. Oh,

That's kind of...

Kind of vague.

Yeah, what? Why are you asking?

Oh, no. Well, we like to ask that question. We have people come from all

actually. We've actually had people fly here to get massages. Oh, my gosh.

I wonder why that's crazy.

Well, it's because we're the best.

Yeah. Clearly.

Yeah, so, yeah.

We have a tremendous staff. We actually have, I don't know if you can tell. You

probably can't tell because you've...

you've gone a few years out getting a massage we actually have special massage

oils that i'm actually using on you right now as we speak that are well i

really go into the scientific explanation of how wonderful they are

assure you that they do things to your skin that no other massage parlor within

a 50 mile radius will be able to do so it does feel a little different yeah

a cute little bracelet there thank you

It says, um, gar.

I collect them. I like go to concerts and raves. Oh, you like go to concerts

raves. That's so cute.

Yeah.

I've gone to a few concerts and raves. We have some other, some of our other

clients, uh, are kind of into that scene.

Yeah. Yeah.

Cute. I like that. I'm going to go ahead and work on your, uh, on your legs now.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Is there any specific type ones you have going on here for you?

Not really. I mean, my feet have been hurting.

Okay.

Well, you didn't actually pay for the specific foot massage that we give, but

I'm feeling very generous today, so I can work on your feet a little bit. It's

okay. Oh, thank you very much.

Yes, no problem.

Oh,

I should have cleaned these first, huh?

What? Oh, yeah.

It's okay. You know, the massage oil can kind of...

Glitz in the dirt a little bit there for you.

All right.

Look on this leg.

So what do you work? What do you do for a job, money?

I'm a secretary.

You're a secretary.

Yeah.

Well, you're a woman, so I'm just joking.

It's easy to get a job as a secretary.

Yeah? Yeah.

What are you a secretary for?

Or is it like some espionage stuff where you can't talk about it? Oh, no, it's

just the book printing.

Oh, book printing. So you read books? Not the CIA.

I do. I was an English literature major, yeah.

Really? You know what's crazy?

Because when I was in school, I took English.

Oh.

Yeah. Good for you.

I know, so I passed. I got a C+. I don't want to brag.

Better than the regular C, I guess.

Oh, way better.

Yeah, those are, well, if you're an English professor, like you said you

then you get it.

Yeah, if you understand, if you're an English professor, so.

Yeah. Yeah.

Go ahead and write a little bit there.

Oh, you okay?

Yeah. It's just the deep inner thigh massage that we like to give. It's one

our specialties, and I was just going to go ahead and do that for you.

But I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

Why don't you go ahead and flip over for me?

There you go.

Like a baby turtle.

Oh, all right. Go ahead and give me your head here.

Make a nice couple for you.

Those are special... Oh!

Well, we give pectoral massages as well, so you can... Don't worry, it's nothing

sexual. Pectoral?

Yeah, it was. You don't have a cover for this?

A cover?

Well, how can I massage it if it's covered?

Just thinking out loud here.

I mean, look... Yeah, true.

Right?

Right, that's true.

I mean, it's nothing.

I tell you what, you know what? I'll look away while I massage you. Does that

make you more comfortable?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll be behind you. That way, you know, I can't see it.

Okay. Okay.

There you go.

Well, and besides, when my hands are on it, it'll be covered.

So, yeah, right?

There you go.

Okay.

Just relax.

Get a little bit more.

from the depths of the Amazon.

I flip, I shouldn't have said it, but that's where we get it.

It comes over on a boat, actually. It's not even allowed on a plane.

I don't think I'm going to go get any.

Oh, yeah, well, I like to get some.

You know, for our... For your business, yeah.

How does that feel?

It feels good.

I feel like you're kind of...

Doing not massage stuff.

Doing not massage. That doesn't sound like English to me.

I'm just joking. I'll move down to your leg.

No worry.

No worry.

No.

No worry.

Is that better?

Well, can you go ahead and cover those up?

Thanks. I want to be comfortable here.

Thank you.

Can I say something to you?

Yeah. I noticed that you have braces.

Yeah. And they're adorable.

I just got to say that. Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

How's that going for you? Is it going good?

Um, they really hurt.

Why do your braces hurt?

Well, when I have a job problem, but the really big problem is I chewed on this

big Jolly Rancher and it cut my braces in the back of the wire there.

Ah, that sounds horrible. And I can't pay for it with my job and my parents

going to be really pissed if I ask them to pay for it. Oh, no.

Really? Yeah.

You're not making this up just to make me feel bad for you? No, that's why I'm

here today to get a massage. Oh, because that would help your braces.

Yeah. This is crazy, but

I'll set this down here.

I'm getting comfortable.

I'll continue the massage.

This is perfect.

I'm glad you came in. My brother is actually an orthodontist. Can you

that? Oh my gosh, really?

Yeah, really good one. That's awesome.

That would really save me.

Well, I'm continuing the massage.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, so I'm thinking, man, he could help you out, right?

Yeah, that would help a lot.

I'm glad that you met me.

I mean, I met you, of course.

Just relax. Let me kind of think. And sometimes I just need to continue the

massage, really think about things.

Okay.

So, okay, so I could call him. He's at the office right now.

But I could call him when he gets out of work.

When he gets off work, I think it's around 4 o 'clock.

And then...

Yeah, we could set something up. Maybe tomorrow you could even get in there.

cool. Get those places fixed.

Yeah, definitely.

Feels good, right?

Yeah, it feels good and tough.

Yeah.

Me helping you, you helping me.

What are you doing?

Oh, just working on the massage, you know?

I feel like you're groping me.

What?

No, babe, I'm groping myself.

Oh my god.

Whoa,

easy there, easy.

I don't feel comfortable.

Well, I think that you're right. That's a weird position to sit in. Why don't

you go ahead and sit down.

I don't want to look uncomfortable.

You know...

I'm glad we're able to help each other out with this whole thing.

You want my help?

Yeah. Well, I mean, if you need help with the braces.

I'm just saying that you're in a bad situation, and I'm just so thankful I

help you out.

And you can obviously help me out a little bit. It's been a bit of a long

Yeah, like that.

Am I doing this right?

Gotta feel I feel a little guilty though. You said your jaw is hurting. So

sitting here making you work your hand We need to work that jaw out, right?

Yeah

Does that feel better?

Yeah.

Whoa.

Oh, you okay?

I can make sure your health and safety is my first priority.

Could you use your other hand as well? I kind of like the little colors on the

bracelet. It's kind of cute.

How's your jaw feel? Does it feel okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you really going to help me fix my bracelet?

Well, I'm not, but I mean, my brother is.

Right, right.

Yeah, of course.

Okay, well, could you hurry up and come fast, maybe?

Oh, that's so rude of me. Fuck, you're right.

I gotta be honest with you. Yeah.

You know what really gets me going?

is when braces aren't nicking up my dick. It kind of hurt a little bit. Oh,

sorry. No, no, no, it's not your fault. You're just trying to do your thing, you

know?

So there you go. Just step out of those.

It's okay, don't worry. We're almost done. If you could just lay back.

Oh, what is that?

It's called a condom.

It goes on the penis before it goes in the vagina.

Oh, okay. I didn't know about that one.

What's that?

I didn't know that.

Okay, just go ahead and lay down there.

Okay. You wanted me to come so we can go home, right?

Yeah, so we can help each other.

Yes, we can help each other. It's like a game.

Come here.

Oh, you like it. I can tell you're enjoying it. Yeah?

So it's really like I'm helping you out twice. It's almost like you're indebted

to me.

Is that the yes?

Baby,

I may need you to be a little bit quieter because there's people getting

misogynist. Okay.

Yeah. We don't want them to get jealous of your misogyny experience. No.

Right? Right.

Got to think of others.

make sure we have records of everything.

So see that right there?

It's a little camera.

So yeah, so if for some reason you think that, you know, whatever.

We've got a little copy. So I'll make sure and it's not so much my brother

that's the orthodontist.

I get excited and I get carried away.

But it's somebody I know. I'm aware there's some orthodontists in the area.

So, you know, when you leave, ask the secretary, and she'll give you the

of an orthodontist in the area.

So, yeah. Oh, so you're not helping me?

Well, that looked like advice to me.

But, yeah, of course.

You can get direct, and I have another client coming in like 15 minutes, so.

Okay. You could, yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. All right, bye, Marilyn.

Thanks, Michael.