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Give me time to work on Billy.

It's not working between us.

Thanks for nothing, Summer. Listen to me.

I'll kiss someone else.

I will break up, but on my terms.

Why can't it be Saturday every

day? Because then we wouldn't learn anything.

Just look at those clouds.

How can you not be chilled out looking at them?

That's actually a nimble giraffe, which means it's going to rain.

Will you just stop already?

I'm not going to let anything stress me out today.

Enjoying yourself, babe?

It's just some of us have a birthday party to get ready for.

Yeah, I was just... Hang out with your trampy mate.

Did you get my list?

And the mood board.

Darcy's all over this princess theme.

He's even got your one.

So, where's my cake? It's all taken care of.

Two clicks.

That's all it'll take, Darcy, for your little video to go viral.

You'll be late for my spray tan.

Still feeling chilled?

Well...

Let's get out of here.

And we saw the drama.

It was nice meeting you. See you around. See you.

Bye.

You didn't waste no time.

We were just chatting.

Not that it's any of your business.

Lock yourself out.

I've got to go anyway.

Bea's got a hot date.

Yeah, with Mr Stewart.

Saturday homework club.

Isn't that illegal?

What's the difference between buttercream and royal icing?

I can't wait for tonight.

You're not actually going, are you? What, Miss Allen Harry's out?

You did remember to book him, right?

I feel sick.

What is it with these Brooklyn's clowns? Acting like this is their park.

What is it with boys in the school?

Not always looking for a fight.

I'm out of here.

It's boring.

Yeah.

Not Ronnie.

Maybe she didn't hear you.

Go and join your friends.

I'm fine.

Has something happened?

I... I don't know if they're my friends anymore.

Don't worry.

You can talk to them tonight.

Ronnie's going to Cassidy's party.

Mate, you need to take the hint.

I've been mugging you off all day.

You put a tracker on my phone.

I want to know why I'm not at the bakery. Why aren't you?

I never got round to ordering a cake.

Ring, wait up.

You left early this morning.

I had stuff to do.

How's Dad?

Like you care.

But I wouldn't be asking if I didn't.

When will you see him?

I'm just not ready.

Just give him a chance.

We... I can't.

What do I do?

Just answer it.

Hi, Dad.

I just tried calling your brother, but he wasn't picking up. Yeah, yeah, I

he's gone out without his phone.

I was thinking about having a barbecue of mine.

A barbecue?

Just you, me and Bill. Like, you know, like old times.

I think he mentioned something about a homework club.

Just as well I didn't go to the shops.

How about I bring my mate Leila instead?

Your lover.

Well, if you're sure.

I won't miss it for the world.

Bye, Dad. See you again.

Bye, darling.

Bill's gawking about, I see.

I can always rely on you to make a man feel better, Georgie.

You think a couple of burgers is going to make everything all right?

No.

But I've got to start somewhere.

You might have been able to fool Ree with your empty promises, but Bill is a

different kettle of fish.

I know my own son.

I think you lost the right to call him that a long time ago.

You found this one loitering outside?

Giving up your Saturday to study.

Big up the rude boy.

Taking his future seriously.

Like you.

No offence, sir, but have you not got nothing better to do with your weekend?

Clearly not.

So let's talk history, shall we?

Boring.

Well, it depends how you look at it.

You're going to tell us revising is fun now, sir?

Let's talk about this Archduke Ferdinand. Some sniper came along, the

canned.

Are you going to make us rap all the answers?

That ain't no rap.

I'm just trying to show you that there are other ways to remember this stuff.

What else have you got on your sleeve?

Done? What are you doing?

It's a surprise.

There's no peeking until it's ready.

I'm Layla, read Ride or Die.

Nice to meet you, Layla.

So let me get this straight. Are you dad number one or dad number three?

Definitely dad number one.

Cool.

Burgers!

I thought you said you weren't going to much trouble. There's enough food here

to feed the whole estate.

I'm allowed to spoil my little girl, aren't I?

My mum's well tight.

Some nights we don't even get pudding.

Is it just you and your mum?

My dad lives in London, so I don't get to see him much.

And as for me... Families can be complicated.

You know you're welcome round here any time.

Nice one with H.

You know, I was going to leave this till later, but I'm just... I'm too excited.

How did you pay for it?

Did I not tell you I got paid for the work that I did over the summer?

Hey, um, I know how much you like your ballet lessons, so... I love them.

Right, let's get this barbecue fired up.

See who else is hungry.

Since when did you do ballet?

You were like an elephant.

Um, someone used to take me to lessons when I was little.

That's just so weird. He does know you're 11, right?

Hey, who do they call the butcher of the stump?

Kitchener.

Hey, the guy with the massive head.

That's more like it. Keep going.

Germany's plan for fighting Russia and France was called Operation Darcy's

Broomed. I need the canteen, sir, and as many troops as you can mobilize.

So you do it like that.

Yeah. And what day is it?

The 70s actually.

He's like 103.

Cheeky.

You want to see some real moves?

Just give me a chance.

I think Bluey would like a sausage, Ray. He loves a

barbecue.

Man, this is a stupid idea.

Why do you say that? Because, for one, Darcy can't cook, and two, he hates

Cassidy. What?

The fittest girl in school?

It's complicated.

These things often are.

Oh, yes, there's Dr Love, the guy who comes into school on a Saturday.

What, you think I like giving up my weekend?

What else would you be doing?

Um, five -a -side?

The cinema, maybe?

Depends on my mood.

You're on Mr Edwards' team, sir? Edwards is too busy cracking on with Miss

Benson. I don't think you should be talking about staff ladder.

Wait, what, what, what? Hold on a minute.

Miss Benson.

And Mr. Edwards are a thing.

You really are a Billy No -Mate.

No offence.

So who's buffing your whiteboard then, sir?

I hate to make up the party, but I'm kind of drowning in flowers right now.

Are you sure you're OK?

Yeah, good as gold.

I'll be even better when your brother gets here. What time did you say he was

coming? Um, he's got home at club, remember?

And then his friend's party.

I'm busting for a week. Front room's out of bounds.

Remember.

What are you doing in there?

Well, we need a fresh start, so I've decked it all out.

Cornered off our new TV that works.

How come I can't see it?

Because I don't want to spoil the surprise for your brother.

My boy's got skills.

Where'd you learn to do that?

I used to help my mum make dad's birthday cake every year.

I don't think my mum's ever baked a cake.

She orders them.

Or her assistant does.

Yeah, my mum couldn't bake either.

Not even flapjacks.

And a two -year -old can make a flapjack.

That's why I had to help her.

I think that's the first time you talked about her.

And your dad?

How's things with him?

What do you reckon?

Save the skinny bot?

Mate.

I don't know, eh?

Why can't anyone go in the front room?

Dad's given the flat a total makeover.

New sofa, new telly.

You know, the lot.

So, why can't you go in?

Duh. Dad wants to show me and Billy together.

Sick.

I'd better go. My mum's waiting for me.

Bye.

You're late.

Everything I could find out. Favorite sandwich, cartoon, shampoo.

I'm not a weirdo. What about music?

90s and early 2000s R &B.

She really likes it when they're holding it for like 10 minutes.

You know what?

It's actually decent.

Nice one.

I'll pick you up at 10.

Okay?

Thanks, Dad.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Very good, dear. Look out.

Angry -looking three -year -old I've ever seen.

She went to primary with my little sister.

Came over for dinner once.

Turned her nose off about everything.

Mum still calls her custody.

Ronnie!

bucket when he won the final golden ticket.

Who are you looking for?

Polly Salter. She's the ultimate cool girl. She has to have been invited.

I love this song!

My mum was Whitney Houston.

Me and my mum love Whitney Houston.

Her last album?

Wow.

I'll get the DJ to play it later.

You can't get in the shower with that.

And you're built like a dad.

In a bit.

She aware of your anger issues?

Is there any wonder I've got anger issues with my life?

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, the minute something good happens, all hell breaks loose.

But I've worked it out.

What I need to do to keep everyone happy.

And?

Just keep myself to myself.

That way, no -one gets hurt.

So you're going to stay single the rest of your life, with no friends, but just

in case?

What's going on?

Thanks for all the gift cards.

Shannon, Emily and Rio, make sure someone guards the postbox all night.

Most of you look lovely.

Some of you could have tried a little harder, though.

I thought you were going to say thanks for coming.

Thanks for coming, everyone.

Ooh, what's this?

Shut it, Pauline. Beautiful.

Oh.

Good job, babe.

Hopefully he's iced it with rat poison.

You really don't like her, do you? You get better chat from a mince pie.

And she's mean. I just... I can't.

But my main problem isn't disliking her, it's...

It's liking her ridiculous boyfriend.

Darcy!

No way, has something happened?

Oh, girl, right. I'm here for this.

We need sugar.

Righty. I wanted to say sorry properly for what happened.

You mean try for now?

Somewhere a bit quieter?

I'm... Shy?

I was going to say stupid.

But maybe a bit shy, yeah.

Around you anyway.

Why?

Why do you think?

I asked first.

Come on, Ronnie.

I like you.

I think you might or could.

Maybe, like me.

Why'd you do it?

Humiliate me like that? I defended you to Khaled.

You'd said you were sorry for all the bad things you'd done. I believed you. I

was. I am.

You made me feel like I don't matter.

Like it didn't matter if I felt weak or humiliated or ugly.

You?

Rightly, what Khaled said that night... He was right.

I didn't have the guts to say how I felt or do what I wanted.

I've always been like that.

Weak.

I need you to believe that I'm so sorry for making you feel like that.

OK.

I accept.

Shall we go back to the party?

If you request one more Whitney Houston film, they'll throw us out.

Have you looked at him?

It's locked from the outside.

Come on.

Come on.

The oldest trick in the book. Do not fall for it.

Any of you seen Catherine?

Catherine's in the loo with her glam squad.

Ria? Enter and you'll probably lose an arm or at least get one broken.

Just enjoy the peace while you still can.

Why is no -one answering their phone?

Are you claustrophobic?

I don't know.

It started when I was in the unit. Some kids got me in a cupboard for hours.

I thought I was going to die.

Hey, do you know when I let that happen to you?

Huh?

Tell me something about sharks.

You like sharks, don't you?

Yeah, there's sharks.

I feel like sharks can... Walk on land.

Think you're going to find another boy who loves sharks and went to Houston.

Boy, you could have really hurt her.

Cut it.

You did this.

Ask Kevin.

Okay, I admit it.

I told Khaled to try and get you to like me.

What? I already told you I'm an idiot.

I got him to find out stuff.

Favourite music, I don't know.

He told you to do this?

No, but maybe he thought if he locked this in together, he took it too far.

Ronnie.

You betrayed me.

No, he made me. You know what he's like, come on.

How can I be your friend after this?

I can't even look at you.

Ronnie.

Babe, tell me ten things you love about me.

Um... Um... Your hair.

It's... Very shiny.

Two. You've got nobody to say.

Come on.

Big me up or I'll tell Desperate Daisy the truth.

The truth?

What, you?

Can anyone as fake as you even spell the word?

I'm warning you.

The truth is... Oh, come on, Dorothy.

We're listening.

Shut your son up.

The truth is... We're done.

Ain't nothing like them man there. My man is down to kick them man's head.

Duffy! Them man there.

Them man there. Well, well. Got a wand for them man there. Room under my

Them man square.

Duffy.

Thanks for not saying anything about... Us kissing.

She knows all about that.

She saw us. She... What?

So... She made me stay with her.

Kind of...

Blackmail?

Because I said some stuff.

Bad stuff.

About you.

What stuff?

Nothing. I... Dorothy?

What stuff?

Look, I'm sorry. I am. Are you for real?

You're definitely doing my head in.

But only because I can't stop thinking about you.

Kay.

You look how I feel.

You forgot your jacket, mate.

For this time?

It's a good book.

You have fun.

Can we get tips?

Ronnie.

Just wanted to make sure you were alright.

I'm fine.

Mr. Rahimi.

Nathan Keith.

I'm a friend of Ronnie's.

I hope.

Good to meet you, Mr. Keith.

I'm getting you like chips.

What a teenage boy doesn't like chips.

They'd be better off. They'd be better off without any pressure.

I don't need you, Barney.

I never have.

No one really notices they need something from you.

We have an intruder on the premises.

Diana? What happened?

It's Dad.

So of course we ride, when we go against the class We ride, when we fucking

drive We ride, all my friends gonna see this through Cause we just do what our

feelings do We ride