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Come on, sniff it. No, it's fine.

You're not sniffing. I can smell it. Fine.

Just give it a sniff. Yeah, it's an inch from my nose.

We're in a closed car.

We're not on the deck of a ship. I can't believe someone would be so angry at

smelling fresh campfire -baked sourdough.

Okay, fine.

There, I sniffed it, okay? Are you happy? Can we talk about my thing now?

What thing?

What thing? The fact that I shot Kevin Bacon.

Hey, he still might live. He's a fighter.

Let's wait and hear what the doctors say.

Talbeck, you don't hear what I'm saying? I shot Kevin Bacon.

The man's a national treasure, even if he lives. You don't just come back from

shooting Kevin Bacon. He was armed. He was out of control.

It doesn't matter. Why do you think I'm here with you? Why do you think they

sent me away from the action?

Because I punctured his lung, shattered his patella, and severed a major artery.

Yeah, that sounds bad when you list it like that. And if he dies, I'm fucked.

I mean, that's it. I mean, forget about the FBI. Forget about everything.

I mean, I would have to leave the country and go somewhere where they

worship Kevin Bacon. Like Japan.

Japan? Yeah, they hate Kevin Bacon in Japan.

They cannot stand his music.

His music? When I say Kevin Bacon, do you know who I'm talking about?

Yeah, Kevin Bacon from the Bacon Brothers?

No, Kevin Bacon, the world -famous actor from Footloose.

Yeah, I don't know who that is. But anyway, I'm sure he'll pull through.

Well, who cares?

Dustin kicked me off the case, and he's cutting me out of the documentary, so

now I'm sitting here with you again.

You accidentally made that sound like it's a bad thing. It is a bad thing.

Oh.

You know what?

Dustin's not the boss of me. I'm calling Fuller. This isn't the end.

Maybe you just gotta accept the loss.

Take it on the chin.

You shot Kevin Bacon. No, you know, I'm not accepting anything.

I deserve more. I'm calling her. Dude.

You sound so desperate.

I'm not desperate. No, you are total desperado. You know what? You sound like

when I was 15 years old, begging my sister to let me go skating with her and

friends. I get it, dude. You want to roller skate with those hot teenage

You want to help them when they fall?

But the problem is, you're creeping them out. You need to give them some space.

They have SATs in four weeks, okay? They have enough on their plate.

Get it?

Get this. No, wait.

It's not cold.

No. Color's not too much.

Look what's in there.

It's the peyote that's growing in the field by the fence.

Hey, it's okay.

It's okay. I can't do this again. I already got drugged by this peyote. It

fucking waking nightmare.

Calm down, okay?

It's only a microdose.

Look, I'll have some too, okay?

I'm fine.

How micro?

Teeny tiny.

You won't even feel it, okay?

I'm as clear as a nightingale. That's it. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I swear.

Everyone's microdosing, okay?

Everyone's doing it. Who? Name one person.

Teachers. Cops.

Doctors. Pilots are doing it. I guarantee you pilots are not ingesting

before takeoff. Okay, you got the wrong idea about this.

Microdosing is not about getting high, okay? It's for anxiety.

For mood stabilization, mental clarity.

I promise. Total control.

Lighter and sharper and focused.

Talbeck, you just drugged a federal agent. Do you know that?

Ooh, I'm really scared.

Yeah, you should be. I am. I mean, I'm on my last strike after the Reinhardt

situation and another drug incident will cost me my pension.

Exactly. And now I'm calm.

You know why?

Microdosing.

And car 43, you can go home.

Congratulations.

Go back to your wife and your stupid family and don't fucking gloat about it.

Are you okay?

You sound a little bitter.

Is this because you still haven't heard from Bobby?

Am I bitter because the man I thought I loved has ghosted me and taken my life

savings? I'm sorry, Janet.

You know how long it took me to save that money?

It was your life savings, so I'm going to guess your entire life.

Bingo. I'm done with men. Men are completely fucked.

Well, yeah. Most men. Yeah, yeah. But not all men. No facts. All men. Do you

hear me? All men.

I think you'll really like... No, I won't. I won't like the sad, wet, cult

member ex -boyfriend you're boning. He's not wet.

He's just sensitive. You told me he cries during sex all the time. He's a

-sobber. Well, not all the time, and he's working through it. Look, banging a

cult member once, I get it. It's weird. It's a bucket list thing. But dating a

cult member?

That's a slippery slope.

It's not a cult.

Oh, boy, here we go. Honestly, it's different.

Really? How? How's it different, Fats? Tell me. Well, for starters, it's run by

a woman.

Oh, a woman -led cult. Okay.

Not a cult, but yes.

Okay, well, what's your deal?

Her name's Terry Mann.

Jared says... Stop.

Stop. We're talking about Terry the woman?

I don't want to talk about Jared. Have you ever heard of the Bechdel test?

Yes, I told you about the Bechdel test. Great, then let's have you and me, two

women, talk about another woman for once. Wouldn't that be a grand fucking

Sure. Well, I don't know too much about it, but Jared, I've been asked by

someone to consider going to an introductory lecture.

What, and are you thinking about it?

I mean, would you?

Well, it's not like I've got much else going on. I mean, let's face it, this

is winding down. I got no money, no man, and right now I'm thinking a woman -led

cult is something I could get on board with.

Carve 12, you're going home right now, so fuck off back to your loved ones.

Oh, I'm so sorry, you're meditating.

No, I'm just being. Come on in.

I got rid of all that paperwork you told me to get rid of. You don't need to

discuss that. I know you'll complete the tasks I assign you.

Right. Well, I just wanted to say thank you for everything.

Darling Sue, I did nothing.

You are the one who opened your eyes.

But I couldn't have done it without you.

You gave me permission to leave Dirk.

Yes. And now that he's been taken into custody, the FBI are finally leaving us

alone again.

I know.

I'm so happy.

I just want to dance all the time, even after big meals, even on the toilet.

Well, I'm very glad to hear that. I'm glad to say it. I've found my dance

I feel like I'm just coming into my true power.

You are. I actually want to run some dance movement therapy classes.

I'm sorry?

Well, you see, motion and emotion are interconnected.

That's the basic principle of dance moves and therapy. I know what it is. I

trained in DMT for 12 years. Are you a licensed DMT practitioner, Sue?

No, but that's just a label, isn't it? If you don't know what you're doing, you

will hurt yourself and hurt others. Is that what you want?

Oh, oh. Have you ever looked into someone's eyes as their hamstring

No. I'm sorry.

One little breakthrough and you think you're ready to give a TED Talk.

I apologize.

It's okay.

You're young and you have much to learn. And if you keep your head down, you

could go a long way here.

Thank you.

Now, why don't you go and reflect in the pool of reflection unless, of course,

it's free swim.

And in that case, wait.

What?

Nothing. I was just thinking if I could get 10 minutes with Johnny Depp and

Amber Heard, I truly believe I could figure it out for them.

I'm still not ready to give up on that couple.

Hey, how are you feeling? Do you want some water or pour over coffee?

Actually, I feel okay.

I'm relaxed.

I'm a little focused even.

Oh, yeah, baby.

You are sharp. Yeah. You are like the point of a harpoon.

I mean, I got to admit, this feels pretty amazing. I feel just more like

I feel like an optimized version of myself.

Exactly. I'm just so focused. I've never been more in the present yet. At the

same time, I see the past with total clarity. You're like that film with the

guy. A Beautiful Mind, 2001.

Ron Howard adaptation of the Sylvia Nassar novel.

Yes. Exactly. This is amazing and depressing.

Why depressing?

It's depressing because I'm firing right now and I'm wasting it just sitting

here in this car with you. Maybe it's not too late. No, it is.

They've all arrested Dirk. They're going to be wrapping it up. I have to accept

that Terry won.

Well, at least you got some of her peyote.

She can never take that away from you.

Yeah. Wait.

This peyote is from the collective?

Yeah. It's down by the fence, but the field is on their side.

Oh. Oh, my God. The boom.

Planting, harvesting, and cultivating peyote is a felony.

Terry's name is on the title of that property. That makes her personally

accountable. We've got her. That's it. We've got her. Wow.

You really do have a beautiful mind. But wait, it's too late. It doesn't matter.

The timing's wrong. They're going to send us home at the end of the shift. So

that gives us three hours. No, we can't organize a tactical strike in three

hours. There's hundreds of officers from, like, four different departments.

Unless... What if it was just us?

Old school.

We get in, we get out. I like it. Some SEAL Team 6 shit.

Arp? Arp? What's arp? That's the sound a SEAL makes. Arp? No, that's not why

it's called...

SEAL Team 6.

That's what refers to the environment they operate in. Sea, air, and land.

Oh. Do you know everything right now? I feel like I know everything right now.

Okay. Well, we're SEAL Team 6. Tom's the art.

Don't spit in the car.

Okay, right. Okay, now we need a stealth two -man operation. A delicate balance

of calculated offense and nuanced defense.

Yes. Okay. This is Terry. Code name Geronimo.

Okay. We're booked in for a no -obligation introductory lecture for The

Collective with Terry Mann.

Tomorrow night. Just you and me. No man in sight.

Oh, my God.

Are we doing this? Oh, that's so crazy.

No. What's crazy is slogging away out here under the patriarchy, giving it 100

and getting absolutely fucking nowhere.

Which is why I'm going in with an open mind.

Me too.

I wasn't happy in corrections, and I'm not happy here either. Why do I keep

asking my job to define me or a man to define me? Because I don't have the

courage to define myself.

That's the shit, sister.

We are sisters.

Oh, Janice, I made it.

Bobby? Oh, my God, I thought you ditched me.

Oh, never.

I'm so sorry I got delayed.

The sniffer dogs in immigration found my colostomy bag, so the officers took me

into a little room and made me strip, at which point the beagles went crazy.

They ended up having to take me to the nearest hospital to get me a replacement

bag. It was a whole thing.

Again, Janice, I am so sorry.

He's real?

Hi. Hi, I'm Bobby.

Hi.

Well, Janice, are you ready to go? If not, I don't mind reading my book in the

car until you finish work.

Wait, are you going to go with him?

You're good to close up, yeah? There's only like a handful of units left.

got this.

Wait, what about the sisterhood?

Oh, come on. Fats, grow up. This is real life.

What do you think we're going to do? Scissor our life away in a yurt? I don't

know if I can do it without you.

Well, there's your answer.

Who wants to join a cult anyway?

Oh, God, it is a cult, isn't it? Of course it is. Oh, God, I gotta break it

with Jared.

Totally. So I'll see you back in corrections, yeah?

Next month?

Yeah, I guess.

Perfect. We'll give Whale Boy a taste of his own medicine.

See how he likes our piss thrown in his face.

What's that?

Oh, nothing.

Barbados, baby!

Barbados! See you around like a donut.

Unit 88.

You get to get out of here and have a life.

Don't waste it.

This is perfect. This is going to work.

But is it too perfect?

No, it's perfect, perfect.

Perfect, perfect is the best kind.

Let's do this.

Wait, first I should call Fuller. No, no, she'll... She'll say no, then that's

it. No, no, no. I can convince her. I can convince her. If we're going to do

this, let's do it right. We've gone rogue before. It never ends well. Come

Trust me. I can convince her.

Fuller, it's Cullen.

It's time to make the FBI great again.

Cullen, what are you talking about?

I've just discovered that the Collective is actually growing and harvesting

peyote on their property.

It's a clear -cut felony and violation of the state's health and safety code.

What are you saying?

Terry's the owner of the property.

She's exposed. We can take her down.

I can end all this right here, right now. I just need your blessing.

This is risky, Colin. Look, I know I haven't done everything right here, but

you've got to trust me. I can do this.

Terry drugged an FBI agent. We cannot let that stand.

Have you heard the latest about my divorce?

No. Oh, Alan and I are giving it another shot.

That's great. Thank you. Yeah, it feels right.

I mean, it feels weird to be intimate again, but in a good way.

Right.

Anyway, you have my blessing.

Okay, we're good to go.

Okay. Wow, this is real. Are you ready for this?

Yeah, I am. I need to do something good. I've been off the rails for a while.

Hey, can I tell you something?

Anything. I didn't mean it before when I said that being in a car with you was a

bad thing. I'm sorry about that. I knew it. It's just that when I look back on

my career as a cop, all of my biggest failures, without exception, are with

in a car. And it's just... Shh, don't ruin it.

Thank you. That means a lot.

You got it, pal.

All right, let's go. Stay with me. Keep going.

Let's do that.

Well,

it seems I underestimated you.

Well, if it's any consolation, you're not the first.

I mean, I guess I knew it was risky growing the peyote on the property.

But you don't get in the peyote biz to play it safe.

I just never expected you to take me down.

It's over, Terry.

Just let me quickly grab my bag.

Sure.

Okay, we're doing it.

Wow, you are very strong.

Yeah, well, I work out. Do you want to grab a drink after this fight?

Yeah, maybe. I gotta check my calendar.

Game over.

Oh, dear.

Terry Mann, you're under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used

against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.

Do you understand the rights I have read to you?

And with these rights in mind, you wish to speak to me? Huh?

You wish.

What's going on?

You don't think this is real, do you?

Yes, it is. No, no. Oh, no, no, this is real. Oh, no, no, yes, I did this. I win

this. I win this one. I did this. This is real.

No, no, I did it. I did it. I won.

I won this time.

What the fuck is with this guy?

He's high as a kite.

Hey, buddy, what'd you take?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me? Terry, we gotta catch Terry.

Hey, crazy britches.

Terry's already in custody.

What?

Terry's been arrested.

What? Tax evasion. How is that possible?

I don't know. I thought there was no paper trail.

Oh, well, let's just wait and trust the process, huh?

Wait, why are you in here?

And Terry's here. Oh, I was waiting for her and making these posters for a week

of dance movement therapy class I'm doing for the collective. I don't think

the right time for dance class, Sue. Terry is gone.

But DMT might help us communicate our feelings about Terry through movement. I

don't think that's a good idea.

Oh, but I do.

Well, I'm in charge while Terry is gone.

Why? Because I'm her number two. I've been here since day one. I'm telling

Sue, we're not having a dance movement therapy week. But the thing is, Terry

might never be back.

Some of that tax stuff is pretty clear -cut, I'm afraid.

How do you know? But the good news is, right now, they only have the documents

about Terry.

But there's probably other documents that would incriminate other people.

who've been here since day one.

You understand, Micah.

Hold... Wait a... Sue?

After everything Terry did for you? I'm not sure what you mean. I'm eternally

grateful for Terry. She opened my eyes to my full potential.

I think maybe I went a little overboard on the microdose. You think?

Yeah, it's possible.

We're both fucked, you realize.

You know that, right?

Maybe not.

We had permission.

Fuller okayed it, remember?

Right. Yeah.

Yeah, she gave us permission.

Well, we are good.

I think we're in the clear. This is a good ending for us, right? You talked to

her, so we're good, right? Yeah, we're good.

We get in, we get out, we take down Sari.

Are you drunk?

Huh? What the fuck are you talking about?

No, I know we can't.

I can't understand you. 1 ,000%. 90 % sure.

That's good enough for me.

Well, imagine if she did and we'd be screwed.

Oh, God. No, but she did. I'm pretty sure she did.

Great. Okay. That would be bad.

Yeah, yeah. But no, it's good. I think we're good. Oh, God.

Oh.

No, no, this is dumb.

No talking!

Speak with our bodies!

No, no, can't do this.

Where are you going?

No, this is stupid. I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

Cullen! No, no! Cullen, please don't leave. You're the only person here

enough to dip me.

Cullen, dip me!

Dip me!

Don't ask me, cause I'll just say the same thing every time.

I can't stay.