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What's up, y 'all?

My name is Shawn Michaels.

Some of you may have heard of me. Maybe not, but I just wanted to introduce

myself to you guys.

And tell you about this place I'm going to check out. It's called the New Rue

Massage Parlor.

Yeah, New Rue Massage Parlor.

I checked it out online.

Seemed like my type of place. Had all the amenities and everything.

And my boy Rocco hit me up and said, Yo, you've got to go to this place or

you're a bimbo. I go, what?

He says, you got to go. You will not be disappointed whatsoever.

So, here I go.

Oh, my God. Hi.

Hi.

I'm Shawn Michaels. Yeah, no, oh, my God. All of my girls have been telling

about the, like, famous...

Male porn stars that have been coming. I didn't even believe them. Oh, my God.

Wow. Hi.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Yeah, well, I just came in to basically find out how

things work around here with the massages. Yeah, I could definitely give

massage if you wanted one.

I could totally do it.

Totally hook you up. But, like, how much is it?

Don't even worry about it, honestly. Like, it's honestly just an honor to

give you a massage. It's a nice place.

But you mean, like, right now?

Yeah, if you want to do one right now, I can definitely. I have time. Like, I'm

the only one working right now.

I can make time right now. Yeah?

Can you?

Yeah, I think so.

Okay. Yeah, let's do it right now. Okay. Come on.

You know, every now and then I'm kind of used to people recognizing me, you

know, and kind of been around the world here and there.

Chick was really, really starstruck and really into me.

But it was kind of cool because we were going to be getting naked.

Nice place.

Thanks.

I was about to say, what's next?

Wow.

I didn't know there was a show included.

Uh -huh.

I guess Sirocco was right.

Wow.

Scoot you under us, huh?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

even bigger and personal.

Whoa!

Fuck you. Huh?

Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna fuck you like a porn star. Yeah.

I can't even spit it to my throat You

wanna fuck this tight fucking pussy? Huh?

I can't believe it.

So, we played in the shower, we played in the bath, and that was new massage

time.

Feeling slippery like this?

Especially with your body against me.

Yeah, I like that.

You like the way you touched me?

Oh yeah, that feels fucking good, huh?

Why don't we get you flipped over?

Oh, fucking cock so fucking big.

Yeah.

Put it back in your mouth.

Yeah, it's struggling.

That

cock

is good as hell to go if it fucking fits your cock.

I'll let you know in a second.

Oh, yeah

Just taking your ass out.

Yeah, you like fucking seeing my ass while I suck your cock, huh?

Like those black balls.

I love your fucking balls in my mouth.

I want this fucking cock inside me so bad.

Stay true to this.

Please.

Oh my god.

Oh

Yeah, he's like a fucking sex toy.

I need to get off.

Yeah, he's fucking me. Yeah.

Fucking dominoes. Yeah. Fucking choc -me. Yes.

You got a good fucking cock.

Yeah,

you

wanna see more of this fucking pussy?

Huh? Yeah? Okay, stick it back in.

Fuck me like you fucked up the other porn star.

Spread those legs.

Yeah. You want to keep fucking this tight pussy, huh? I do.

You want to stretch it out? I do.

Yeah. Okay.

Stick it. Fuck it. Stick it.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck. That feels so fucking good. Shit.

Oh, you fucking are so good.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I could just feel my pussy gripping your fucking huge cock.

Your big fucking baby cock.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck me. Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh,

God, you're so fucking good at what you do. Fuck. Oh,

yeah. Fuck me like a fucking porn star.

Fuck me like a fucking porn star.

Fucking use me like a fucking sex toy.

Yeah. I want you to use my pussy to get off.

Yeah. Yeah, keep fucking that type of pussy.

Yes. Yes.

Fuck. Fuck me. Yeah.

Yes.

Do

you

think I could get your autograph before you...

So my boy Rocco was right.

If you want a bomb -ass massage, go to Nuru Massage Power.

I highly recommend it.