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Vote no for child or special agent.

It's on us.

It's our pleasure.

Okay. Okay.

Can't let you through.

Hey, hey, phone.

Why did you call me?

Um, sure, yeah, okay.

I can't let you.

Do you need to fill out the I -9J?

No.

Okay, well, you need to fill out the I -9J.

Okay, uh, where do I go? You log into your employee's portal, and I noticed

you have to perform the guidelines to find the I -9J. I is an irritating, 9 is

an baseball inning, J is a joke.

Print it out, fill it in, and bring it back to me.

Right, but I can't get to the desk to use my computer.

Men can just take you to one of the terminals in the staff lounge on level

Right, but I can't use the elevator.

Right. Right.

Right.

Oh, yes, I hope so.

Yeah. Pass.

Pass.

Pass. Pass. Pass.

Pass.

Pass.

Thank you.

I really, I don't need to see any evidence.

You're right.

I should get back to my C -9A form before they figure it out.

Contrary conduct by a subordinate.

That's you.

You're the subordinate, Agent Cullen. Thanks for this.

Right. I'm sorry. Look, I've seen this before. New agents thinking the FBI is

going to be just like the movies.

Now, this crazy man -dog stuff you seem to love, that shit is old. And not cool

if you hadn't noticed.

I'm sorry.

It's my fault. I'm just very frustrated with the bureaucracy and the paperwork.

You know, I'm an FBI special agent. There has to be more than this.

Being called a special agent doesn't make you special. It doesn't mean

You're not actually special.

Come on. Say it for me.

I'm not special.

I take your point.

I do want to hear you say it. Okay, I'll say the words. If you want me to say

them, I... I've already asked you to say it, so you know I want you to say them.

I'm certainly able to say the words.

Open your mouth and do it, baby. Okay, yes, I'm not special.

You are not.

You're just you.

Meaningless, pointless you.

And I'm sorry to say it's kind of harsh, but I'm going through a divorce. And

the sooner you realize that, the better you'll be.

The sooner I realize you're getting divorced?

My divorce is...

So maybe you're not so fucking smart after all.

I'm so sorry for everything.

I just want to do some good. You know, I just want a proper case.

A career case?

You're not going to have something great for me.

I really shouldn't be doing anything.

Or should I?

Maybe you're about to be the beneficiary of a soon -to -be -divorced woman's

impulsiveness. Well, that would be great, and I promise you I will work so

to not regret giving me this opportunity.

Do you know how Alan found out about your face?

Do you?

No.

I hope.

There's a force that leader Terry Mann has been extorting people, taking their

lives, saving.

But also, they're a cult.

This is an opportunity for you to really make a name for yourself as a special

FBI agent.

Life is hard here. It's starting at the bottom again. No one likes you. You have

no self -awareness. Well, hold on. I mean, people like me. No. No, they

don't. See, that's the lack of self -awareness right there.

Yeah. No, I understand. I'm maybe not the best agent. Yeah. Right?

I need to get involved.

Hello?

It's Fuller. I wanted to ask you about the new guy calling. Do you like him?

so he's wearing an FBI windbreaker.

Yeah, not really. Every morning, he does this passive -aggressive alpha male

thing where he's bullying the barista and they're giving him free coffee.

Dude, it's just name of the fucking coffee.

Totally. Thanks.

Turner, what's up?

Hey. Colin, the new guy?

Good guy?

I mean, I guess you're right.

Everybody hates me, I have no self -awareness, and I'm not special.

Amen. You know, I was already motivated to do a good job on this case. I don't

think you needed to have me hear all the mean comments.

Is it really mean if it's true?

No. I'll prove them wrong.

Be a special agent.

That'll use not in me like that.

Do you think I should call?

I don't have an opinion, ma 'am.

Yo, can you take me to the fucking station now?

Get fucked up

Be at the warm home By now I'm sure you know That I love you I need you I

want you to have your child Great child in heaven You know I love