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We should call daddy and celebrate.

I already texted him. He's on his way.

Come on, come on. Didn't I tell you? Didn't I tell you? Now we are family.

you are family.

Guys, guys, guys.

Guys!

That's a bit of misunderstanding.

That rings for someone else.

You just walk around carrying an engagement ring for your ex -girlfriend?

I know it looks bad, but it's complicated.

Well, then why were you hanging all over me at the cook -off talking about kids?

Well, to be fair, you brought that up to me, and I was just answering honestly.

I wasn't saying I wanted to have kids tomorrow.

I genuinely thought we had a real connection, too.

No, we do have a connection. I had such a great time at the rodeo.

It's just been one day, and... That's too fast for an engagement.

That's how Barbara said it would happen.

Well, maybe Barbara's wrong.

You ever think about that?

It's kind of weird, psychics. I mean, demonic -looking cards.

You flip them over, there's somebody stabbing themselves, but that's a good

thing. And then you flip it over again, and somebody's smiling, but that's a bad

thing.

Look, regardless of how I feel about psychics, where I'm at right now, I'm

certainly not ready for an engagement -type commitment.

Oh, you are just a small child in the body of a beautiful man.

What?

Take your damn ring back.

That's not my ring.

That's the whole point.

You fucked up everything, bro.

You heard all that?

Of course. I'm sitting here. I can hear.

Bro.

Married. Brothers.

One big happy family.

Everything gone now, bro. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro, you have to get the fuck out of my house.

It's so late. Can I just sleep on the couch and leave tomorrow?

No, no.

That's the thing. You have to get the fuck out of my house now. I'm very

man. I have to scream at you right now also.

Okay. You betray my family and you disrespect me.

I'm not allowed to leave you, okay?

I never want to see you again.

I'm going to see you tomorrow, inshallah. Inshallah.

Austin is better without you. You're a fucking refugee again.

As -salamu alaykum, Mama. As -salamu alaykum. Moving back in already, Mama?

Just for the night.

Habibi, there is no shame in living with your family.

Who said there's any shame in it?

I just need a little privacy for a little bit.

Look at what the settlers are doing. Our family is there. My sisters, your

aunts, Khalatik, Khalisi. Mama, Madam Khalati, are they okay?

They're okay, Mama, but I'm afraid. I'm worried about them.

Look, the other people, what's happening to them?

Oh, my, no.

You got to just take a break.

Please.

I've seen the videos, Mama, 24 -7. This is not good for the heart.

Tell me. What?

What happened with Hamid while you were back?

Oh, nothing. I accidentally got engaged and divorced on the same day. And he has

an insane amount of guns.

I'm really savvy and creative in how he keeps them.

He's a clock with glocks. That's what happened with Hamid. And I'm pretty sure

grenade. I don't know if it's real or not, but that doesn't matter.

Tell me, tell me.

How was your day?

Not good.

So I'm... But he's selling the farm.

Look, son, it ain't nothing personal.

It's just time for me to hang up my spurs, that's all. What are you gonna

You just gonna fiddle with your fiddle over there?

Fiddler, buddy? Well, why the hell not? I like fiddling with my fiddle. You got

dirt in your veins.

All right, you leave this place, you're gonna lose your mind.

They're gonna call you Sleepy Buddy. Oh, horse shit, I'm fit as a fiddle. Yeah,

see? You're already starting to repeat words. You put that word in my head.

How can you sell a farm to strangers?

Buddy, it's been in your family for generations.

No, I don't have any family.

The only family I've got is a nephew in Los Angeles, and I can't leave this

place to that goofy son of a bitch. Why? Last time I seen him, he had four

different colors of hair and was wearing a goddamn leather harness.

He's not a farm guy. Look, son, I like you. I really do.

But I like money more.

I don't got a pension, none of that. And I got to eat.

Expect me to just shovel horse shit out here the rest of my life? No.

Tell you what.

What if I get you 70 % of the tail price?

Would that do it?

All right.

I'm twisting my arm, but I could do that, I suppose.

All right.

What am I looking at?

Just north of $4 million.

Yeah, I can't do that. Yeah.

Look, Mo.

Let me see if I can set a meeting with the new owners.

See if you can make a deal with them. Keep 1947 up and running. Now we're

talking. We're thinking. We're working it out.

I like this. I like this.

What are they like?

What's their deal?

To tell you the truth, I ain't got a fucking clue.

You never met them?

Oh, I've met them.

I just don't understand them.

All right.

Don't wait. Don't come in.

What are you doing back there? I'm doing nothing.

I'm just trying to clean up my room. You want me to help you pick that up? No, I

can clean up my room later. Okay.

What?

Listen, I need to look at your smart plan.

Now you want to see my smart plan. Come on, don't be like that. I have a meeting

with the people who bought the farm. I could save the business.

No, okay.

Never thought you'd ask, Kamuni.

My God.

There's diagrams. Listen, can you just give me the cliff notes or the

highlights?

Broad strokes.

Well, broad strokes. I thought I was, I thought, shouldn't I just do the

presentation? Yes, sure, sure, sure, sure.

Yep, yep. Well, when's the meeting?

It's tomorrow.

Oh, I'm actually supposed to meet.

Nadia's friend tomorrow.

Nadia's taking you to be one of her friends?

Yeah. Oh, my God! That's amazing!

Yeah. You can't miss that?

Yeah. I should have looked at this before.

Thank you, really.

I'm going to make you proud, I promise.

Okay.

My best friend.

You sure you don't want to give me the cliff notes?

Then I have an elevator here.

Jeez.

How much longer do you have to wear that thing?

I don't know, Mama.

Lizzie's working on it.

I like Lizzie. Even though she says Samir and I shouldn't go to Palestine, I

like her.

I'm worried, too.

Especially without me.

Why?

Why? You know why.

Samir, soldiers, checkpoints. Hi, I'm Monica.

I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

Can I offer either of you a hemp -infused hydration boost?

Hemp -infused?

Can I have a Dr. Pepper?

You're hilarious.

Right this way, please.

Attica's incredible, trust me.

She's been a friend of mine since my freshman year at Rice.

What am I supposed to talk to her about?

Anything you want.

Say all the things you feel like you can't say to other people.

Look. Hi,

Samir. Hi. I'm Annika.

Hi. I just finished reviewing your intake forms that you had Nadia fill

No,

what is she?

Just family history.

Right? Mm -hmm.

Samir, would you feel more comfortable if we did this alone?

Without Nadia?

Oh.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Okay, good.

I'll be right out there.

So how do you feel, Samir? Do you know what brings you here today?

Nadia drove me here.

Great.

I'm curious to know, have you ever heard of autism?

No.

It's a neurodevelopmental disability.

I specialize in it. Oh, okay.

I'd like to ask you some questions and try to answer as best you can. Is that

okay? Yeah.

I read in your forms that you got fired from your job at Chicken Cone.

Could you tell me a little bit more about that?

Uh, yeah, it was...

It was just a misunderstanding.

Why did you lock yourself in the bathroom?

I'm guessing something must have made you pretty upset.

Uh, no.

Uh, in the bathroom, uh... It's okay if you don't remember.

What feelings are coming up for you right now?

Currently we're operating at a modest scale.

However, we do intend on scaling up both regionally and nationally over the next

five years. But the oil is about more than money. This oil is our identity.

Our family planted olive trees in Palestine for generations.

It's in our blood.

Houston is home. And Palestine is our homeland.

The oil we make here is what ties them together.

You see, it's beyond them just business.

You are so mother.

I have three children, yes.

You're so adorbs. I can't even take it. Weren't we just talking about this at

lunch the other day? I mean, it's uncanny. I have goosebumps.

Heal my arms. No, that's okay. I don't want to age you off the situation.

Well, hold on. You guys were talking about Palestine during lunch?

What? No.

We were talking about things people like to post.

Representation, women of color -owned businesses, that kind of thing. It's

important.

You two should meet Jared, our CEO.

Oh, my God, yes.

So why don't we all circle back on Tuesday, grab some face -to -face with

and make it official?

Okay. Well, we have our numbers, Ray. I was coming in here like Shark Tank. Call

me Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Wonderful!

No, I'd be Damon, because I'm black. Oh.

I mean, we're not... So concerned with numbers.

Here, our key drivers are passion and authenticity.

Honestly, your whole vibe is a sleigh.

What is a sleigh?

It means we're cool.

Ah, cool, cool. Tell us.

Sometimes I feel like I don't like myself.

Why not?

Because people, they...

People don't understand me, and I feel like...

Are

you having difficulty describing it?

Yeah. And that is definitely common in people who are autistic.

I don't have that disorder.

In your forms, it says that when you were younger, your parents took you to

doctor. And they did identify several traits that do meet criteria for autism.

No.

Why... Why would they hide from me all those years?

I wouldn't know.

Honestly, my biggest concern is you.

Autism is not a bad thing. And I'd be glad to answer any questions you might

have.

I don't want to be different.

I

don't want to

be different.

I just want to be like everybody else.

Because it feels like I'm always making people uncomfortable.

Like everything about me makes people uncomfortable.

Like what?

What makes others uncomfortable with you?

Everything.

Why don't we take a moment?

What sensations are you feeling in your body?

Tension. Tension?

Yeah. Where?

In my throat.

Okay, good.

Is there a place on your body that feels relaxed?

Yeah, my toes.

Your toes? Yeah.

Wiggle them.

Yes.

Now take that feeling.

Yeah. See if you can make that relaxed feeling go into your throat and in your

arm. Okay.

Try and apply that same feeling to calm your body down.

Take a deep breath.

It just feels like I'm... It feels like I'm not...

Enough. Yeah.

You feel like you're not enough.

Yeah.

Well, I have news, my friend.

I'm different.

You're different.

And there's nothing wrong with either of us.

Guys, thank you so much for the hospitality.

I'm just so excited to be with you guys. Shh, you're going to wake my son.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You won't even notice I'm here.

And I got you a gift. A couple of gifts, actually.

I got you an authentic bootleg Gucci scarf.

It's wonderful stitching on it. You know what?

I'm going to throw in this Chanel bootleg, too. It's incredible.

Authentic bootleg.

Just what I wanted.

I'm just going to put this in here, right? Because I want to get these out

the way.

I'll fold it right in. I'm much neater. I swear to God. You got two bags.

I thought he was staying one night.

That's what he said.

This bag is just merch. All right.

OK. Yeah.

Is this where I'm sleeping?

Is this my new home now?

Hey, oh.

And you laid out the blankets for me. That's so sweet.

I'm going to try to take it for a little testament.

Oh, my god. This couch is amazing.

Are you serious?

Oh, the baby's up. Let me help out. No, no, no.

He's just playing.

Let me go. I'll take care of the baby. Where are the baby wives? Tell me.

What?

I think if you don't stop, you're going to get us both kicked out.

I'm just trying to be nice.

Don't.

I'm just happy to see you.

Stop.

Samir, are you okay?

What's wrong? He didn't like it at your friend's house?

Um, I took him to see my friend Attica, who's the therapist I told you about.

Yeah, Nadia. I told you not to take him. I know, but he really needs this mom.

No, no, no. He has a family.

Family is therapy.

Mom, a family is why you go to therapy.

You think it's my fault? No.

He needs to go and talk to people because I did something wrong.

Nadia, look at the doctors, what they do. They like to medicate people. They

pump drugs into them. No one is medicating him. I would never take him

kind of doctor. I don't want that for him. They just had a conversation.

What do you have against talking?

You're trying to put ideas in his mind that he's not good enough like the

others. Mama. You're doing what the kids did to him in school when he was young.

No one is doing that. That's not how therapy works. They're trying to help

understand himself better. That's it.

You think I'm blind.

You think I'm stupid.

I know he's different.

He is my son. And I know him better than anybody else.

You know

me

40 years old.

falafel tacos and you're saving those leftovers.

You are a traitor.

Out.

He stole

my

invention. Oh, God.

No, you gotta talk about it. You can't just walk away. You know he did. You

switched pita with tortilla.

It's not your invention.

You know, he saw my signature dish here at your house, and he put it on his

menu. You're not a chef.

You don't have to have a degree to be a cook.

Yeah. It's called culinary school.

You go there, get a degree, become a chef, then you get a signature dish.

has true burgers.

Selena Gomez has her own cooking show.

Snoop is cooking with Martha Stewart. Come on, give me a break. Oh, Monica.

What? Did you put my mom's picture down? Yes.

Everywhere I would walk, she's staring at me. It's too much.

And don't try to change the subject.

You betrayed me.

How could you do this to me?

Mo, I'm already under enough heat for you crashing on my couch. Oh, I'm so

sorry. This is inconveniencing to you? That you're your oldest friend in the

world being relaxed at your home? This is what gets you in trouble?

This is the big inconvenience?

Mo, you barge into my room on me and my pregnant girlfriend to talk about your

stupid tacos.

Relax on the tacos.

It's the principle.

Okay? You know, seeing those falafel tacos that are not mine is very

You don't get to piss me off.

Mo, if he did that, it's working. Look at you.

You know what?

I gotta go talk to him. No, no, no.

Please. Why are you putting on your shoes?

Don't do that. Relax.

I am relaxed.

You sound like Macho Man Randy Savage.

It's fine.

I'm just gonna go talk to him, man to man. Man to man never ends well.

Get out of my way.

Get out of my way. All right, all right.

Thank you, Toya.

I appreciate it. Why?

Thank you for your patience. I appreciate it.

All right, let's see.

Sir, there is a line.

I'm not here for that. I'm here for Guy.

Are you a friend?

Tell him Mohammed's here. We're cousins.

Cousins? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Both of our uncles, Isaac and Ishmael. We go

way, way back.

Okay, well, I'm sorry. Clearly, I'm incredibly busy right now. You can just

ahead and wait by the oyster bar.

In this corner, the refugee problem.

The mean machine for Palestine.

Say hola, habibi.

You sing very well. El Oso Palestino!

And in this corner, the ocean of life. The real deal from Israel. Shalom,

motherfuckers. It's the Zion Lion!

You looking for me?

Batizak. No, you Batizak.

First I take your land.

Then I take your food, and in the name of Zion, I take your vulgar hand

gestures, too.

Hello. You got something to say to me?

Explain yourself.

Falafel tacos.

So what?

You know.

Know what?

Damn it. You know who you got those from.

Oh.

You think I stole the falafel tacos from you? Are you for real?

1947?

What? Using my family's olive oil for your shitty food? That's yours? You got

Lebanese, Lebanese, Palestinian?

You got baklava, which is Turkish?

You got quiche? Who are you, guy? Please don't make a scene. Who are you? I know

what you are. You're a damn fraud, aren't you? There's no such thing as

food. That was a Mediterranean restaurant.

It is. It is a Mediterranean restaurant. See?

He's embarrassed to even say it's Israeli.

What are you trying to hide, guy?

Just respecting the food's regional roots.

Roots. Roots. I'll tell you about roots. You know that big -ass wall that they

have in Israel?

You know what's behind the wall?

That's where the recipes come from. Actually, they're my grandma's recipes.

Fuck! What is that?

He's got a bomb. I'm pulling the top. No, everyone calm down. It's not a bomb.

It's an ankle bracelet.

It's not a bomb, folks. Pulling the top. Damn it. Thanks a lot, Karen. You

trying to get me arrested again? Go back to eating your shitty hummus.

What did he say about Hamas?

No, you didn't say... Guys, you know what? Just because an Arab guy comes in

here with a beard and his ankle starts going off doesn't mean he's gonna blow

the fucking place!

Oh, my God. And I sure as hell wouldn't waste it on this guy!

Sorry.

Or any guy. Very, very important to note that I would never, ever do that.

I was just deported.

Um... I gotta go charge my ankle brace.

If he deported, why the hell he here?

Sorry, folks.

Mimosas on the house.

Mimosas? Man, this whole meal gonna be cum.

Is there a plug outside?

There might be.

What?

I'm so sorry.

Hamoudi, Mama.

Mama, are you good? Yeah, yeah.

I'm good.

I just can't believe we're going to be doing business with these people.

As long as we keep pressing our oil, I'm happy.

Hi, folks.

Hi.

Right this way.

Damon John, my man.

Felix.

Felix. Yeah, of course.

Felix.

Monica.

So where's Jared?

We... We've run into a bit of a hiccup since our last conversation.

How so?

Our investors get a little squeamish wading through certain controversies.

a PR nightmare.

I'm not following.

Oh, y 'all haven't seen it? Seen what?

It's trending on TikTok.

There's literally an angry mode challenge.

What does it mean?

There's three more videos with different angles.

What does it mean?

Okay, Shaggy, I need you and your mother respectfully to make your way to the

elevator.

Of course there's an elevator.

Lord, forgive me. Lord, forgive me. Lord, forgive me. Lord, forgive me.

Lord, forgive me. Lord, forgive me. Lord, forgive me. Lord, forgive me.

forgive me. I'll be putting in work. Lord, forgive me. I was doing that.

Lord, forgive me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Before I spit a hallelujah, I'm going to need a hearse, because I ain't finna

let nobody hold me out here. My pockets on Buddha.

Fat. Church. But even still, I got to pay the toll around.

Big, like, heavy metal, like a kid. Like, I'm going to let a dick hide you

my rich life. If the opposition make a kid stop by the church, I'll get popped

by some kid about to plan.

Yeah. All my daughters know that this ain't the only talk. My only thought is

how to make a top of me. I'll escape from running. I'll, like, do my heart.

Yeah.

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