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Alba it is 8:44 a.m. hurry up you are going to be late there

but it is okay, I am coming

plus you didn't have your breakfast

it sucks to take your exams on an empty stomach

eh but I never eat in the morning mom then

starting to stress me out

even more there uh ok ok excuse me

take courage, it’s going to be good

don't forget tonight

there's my little birthday party

mom how could I forget

it is crazy the best evening of my life

kisses good and articulate orally eh

passion 6 feet under

ah ah

ah ah

missus x

6 automatic programs

who makes soups and cooking sauces

slow steam cooking we are going to explode sales with this

yeah well

all I see is that we are going to have to learn

the Parker manual

the trouble well look at that

well I see that we are curious

we are already unwrapping the new baby

yes it just arrived I

take it home this evening to familiarize myself with

hmm no no I am sorry

behind I don't think so

I hired someone else to market it.

but uh how is that

I need to rejuvenate all of that, eh?

the bastard needs something more

what is more fun then

I found 1 young person

blogger who will handle this for us very carefully

ah well hey when we talk about the wolf

yeah you are fine I was just talking about you

yeah yeah it's okay it like ha ha yeah

maybe I'm not fun

if yes finally you are not either uh eh

uh otherwise for your birthday tonight

field as usual

yeah yeah as usual

OK, I am going to get waxed, it'll relax me

really my favorites

well yes I know you by heart my darling

Hey, it's okay, yeah, you too, yeah, great

so Alba your mother told me that you were going into 2nd year

it deserves 1 small cup that uh ha

no but I passed my exams

this morning I didn't get the results

oh well it is not serious eh no but we know that you have

cardboard my darling as usual

eh there you go darling

darling yes hey would like absence we have we have that

of what of the absence

no I do not have that it doesn't matter

do not worry I have what I need at home

you understood me

well, say, the neighbor is weird

who is it

my mother ah ha ha ok come on

ok what is the matter mom

oh me too I am happy to hear

you my darling but what is all

this noise 1 party ha why am I

not invited I remind you that

you left live on the other side

of the world ok what is it I am

busy here listen I wanted

absolutely tell you some big

news I am finally going to open

the yoga center of my dreams

you absolutely have to come but

what have you gotten yourself into again?

no no but this time

it is heavy it is

safe you know it's

now the banks they

really lend you at

rates uh extraordinary so you come

It’s urgent, eh, it’s really the matter of my life

you will see it is great it is win win

hello hello hello hello are you okay

but what are you doing standing there like an idiot?

hello it’s your mother again eh

Come on, come on, come on, let's blow out the candles

and it is your birthday

oh but yes it is your birthday

sorry my darling I had completely forgotten

Happy birthday

Yeah

oh wait

oh oh

it is a great party

perfect like every year

oh I am I am lost

What are you thinking about?

to my mother

she is going to set up 1 1 yoga center ha ha yoga center

ha ha ha

yeah these ideas eh

I am afraid she'll do something stupid

well why don't you go see her

It’s been a long time since you took a vacation.

it would do you good

you will come with me

in Mauritius not impossible with birch I have no

your mother's pitiful eh

this is what i think

I see her but I carry myself

no but I am kidding but uh

1 bit finally brief but go ahead and enjoy yourself eh

it will do you good, you are a little tense there

damn my feet hurt, these things hurt

they are new

ah look I am all swollen you saw

it cost me 1 arm

I am going to add a little cream, wait, I will be there

ladies and gentlemen we

Let's begin our descent to the Mauritius Islands

the ground temperature is thirty-one degrees

Doria yes I am Vincent 1 friend of your mother

are you hot or is it me

ah well it’s normal we’re in Mauritius ah

Oh

my darling, there you are, it is okay, mom

you are beautiful tell me that

no but what is this house

you live here now well that is it

my singer boyfriend

Mick who slows it to me during his World tour

and in return, I take care of it and you see

he is never there it is mine

ha ha ah yes what are you taking advantage of ah it’s great

tell me you do you have you have 1 little face

eh then your hairdresser

ah no but no but don’t start with that mom

I flew 12 hours there

I leave you girls

we'll see you later for a little walk

yes yes thank you Vincent ciao bye-bye

uh the little stroll today the little stroll

yes I wanted to show you the famous terrain

where I am going to build my yoga center you will see

it is zen

It is beautiful, you will love it

tell me do you want to cool off

yeah I am willing to, well, I will show you your room

you see it overlooks the B C

perfect come on come on

Tell me

you have one hell of a descent, I didn’t know you like that

and so you are going to open your center

yoga with Vincent and how did you meet

Vincent ah well it’s a friend of friends finally

you see uh he is so cute I mean that is cute

cute yes finally cute

will not imagine no but he is

really very nice and then he

knows how to do everything, it's

true Swiss Army knife how

effective it is yeah and tell me

tell me a little about yourself

how is Alba Alba is fine then

enters the 2nd year of fine arts

yes yes that I know I follow her

on the social networks but I

mean on the heart side does she

have 1 boyfriend well yes she is

with Julien I think so finally

you think no it is very

important it is still the center

of life eh yeah and you uh Alexis your husband is fine

wait, I have a little surprise for you

mom I am not I am not 50

well how old are you but I am 45

oh 45 50 who cares it is the same

50 is a round number

but no it is not

I am going to take 1 shower

but also it is your way of being

finally all sad with her clothes

this way of

It’s a bit long there anyway eh

mom, I just had a 12-hour plane ride

but do not worry we are almost there

look at the beauty

Oh

the horizon

three hundred and sixty-five degrees ah that’s great

here we are almost there

and it is beautiful

nothing better than meditation

transcend in the face of this view

so you see there is the Ayurvedic corner there is the

chatsu there it is reflexology and there

all in zen in bamboo rest

mom it is nonsense

but you realize

construction site that there is everything to redo

here and yes it’s 1 construction site

you see that the negative side

you see problems where there are none

it is going to happen

of course uh there is no network eh here

but still this anxiety about wifi

the network thing there is no network

the emergency the emergency but what an emergency

you do not work in Paris hospitals

you do not save lives

no I remind you that I stopped

my medical studies to take care of my family

me yes and well the emergency

what is your family like your husband

barely noticed you were gone

he works so much and your

daughter it is more the child

uh she doesn't need to have

you on my back all day uh she

relaxes come on calm down my

darling relax but it is you

who is reaching out to me mom

damn, what possessed me to come here?

why do I always want to save you

while you are a hopeless case ah

that is nice 1 desperate case

indeed if it is to bring your

little uh bourgeois and

hackneyed side uh huh him in

fact it was better not to come I

came to see you I came to talk to you because

because I was still afraid that

you would do something stupid ah

listen stop look how beautiful it

is how good we are the moment

breathe relax zen enjoy enjoy

yeah enjoy you are right I am going

to enjoy I am going to start with

myself get out of here because because damn mom

I am fed up with your stupid projects

oh I'm breaking

fucking piss me off

3 times I pass there

no no

ah but wait I didn't tell you

That is little Léa, I lived at home

hmm my guy without kidding the girl

she screamed with pleasure but one thing was sick

you can't imagine and since the girl it is not

she harasses me a little

I have to show you some messages waiting

do not move hold your hands look

did you see

ok, you are not listening to me, you see if I am listening to you

you are one kind of anaconda

tropics mixed with Wish miss

that all the girls love

ok it is okay I understand you are

jealous you are jealous because

nature spoiled me not at all it is

just that you have 1 dick instead

of brain and you only talk about

ass ah no no no no it’s because

your ex dumped you that is why you

are like that it is just I am

focused on our group that is all

yeah yeah no no no you lost your

mojo but do not let me go with this

fucking Mojo I swear the Mojo I

have it when I want I fuck who I

want when I want no worries about that oh wait wait wait wait wait

who you want when you want yeah

you make me crazy ha ha

ok so you know what we are going to make 1 bet every 2

the next girl who comes by

you hit it

Are you sure that makes you laugh?

It’s serious and what do I gain?

What do you get? Well, I don’t know, brother, I have glasses.

uh I have 1 shirt it is fresh the shirt

it is your father's guitar it is not mine Rex

my father's guitar are you serious

mhm it is that

I still care about this guitar yeah I know

you want to bet we bet eh

ok ok ok ok ok ok then you know what

ok girl no matter her size

hey she is big

it doesn't matter if it is small

she is for you, you have her

clap, you are hot, it is in the contract, it is signed

it is in the contract yeah signed yeah sure yeah deal

ok ha ha ha it’s going to be fun ha

ha I am going to treat you, you will see

No

did you hear what it is

yeah I see ok it is talking about Paris you size yourself

help

ah ah calm down calm down

calm down everything is fine what is going on

there are beasts there are beasts there are beasts

ok then calm down look at me

breathe, that is good

I don't feel good okay then

what we are going to do

it is that I am going to go find my friends no you stay with me

you stay with me

do not let me do not let me do not let me

don't leave me

ah sorry yeah it’s weird

sorry ok I well come with yes finally come with me

guys

oh max

I present to you uh Doria yes Doria

she got lost she was over there

I heard her scream so I went to

see well in fact there were

animals I beat well anyway I was

panicking there is your uh like

Théo Théo here is who helped me

just at that moment and always

there in good times there

handsome kid and where were you

going so and well uh in fact I

would like to go back to the

city ah ah the city yeah well it

will be a little late if you

want to go to town it will be dark before you get there no

and what would be cool is if you stayed with us tonight

eh then you will leave tomorrow

calm down you have time

so we are going to make 1 fire it is going to be cool yeah yeah

I find it nice huh

ok come on cool come on come on ok

1 my friend hey mug

I have a feeling this is going to be funny

bet eh damn I didn't expect that

she must be my daughter's age man it is weird

eh ah yeah but ok

you get away with it

it is okay eh you had this guitar or not

yeah I had it

I am going to have it, I tell you, well then

ah well she’s still good the daronne eh

hmm it is going to be the Amazon in its pants

come on let's get out of here

Doria let's start the aperitif, you come, I am coming

your

your your

oh guys

to Théo who saved a woman's life today

ha where do you live in fact Doria and I live in Paris

and what is your job there uh

well I save lives that’s it ah yeah ah yeah

oh yeah I am going to save your life too

Yeah

yeah actually no it is it is different but thank you

yeah that is what it is

come on tell us tell us no but I have to

talking to me on familiar terms although that’s not possible there you see uh

tell us listen It must be so good to

be a doctor yeah no that then what

happens is that well you have the

siren there all day pin pon pin pon

you see that then it is all the time

all the time all the time thank you

and uh after you have them the

operations you have the transplants

yeah yeah and and and and in fact

you are a surgeon actually yeah

because you know at 1 moment you

find yourself you are face life you

have life you have death you have

you are between the two you have it in your hands and it is there

that is when you realize that finally

we are nothing in the grand chessboard of the universe

ah you know what guys

yeah we live saved by Doria ah yeah

you want to smoke

uh no I have never smoked eh

try ah well well I too ha

oh good guys

your attention please

I announce to you that thanks to our

concert and support of our family

and from our friends you know what we managed to collect

sixty-three thousand rupees

we are going to be able to make our fucking show case my friend

hey especially

pay the guy for the rental of the room in Paris

on the other hand wait

wait bro

on the other hand you know what I am going to give you the mesh

because you know me I will

slam you into a firecracker

tease and all

gently

it is okay I have got you

damn they are very very hot in real life

you smoked too much I think

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하하하

하 하

Oh

oh my

ok

oh my

hello cow sad about me

call me back yes you are worried then call me back

new

what the hell ah what time is it

It’s 6:32 a.m. huh

are you serious let me sleep please

Where are you, you do not have 1 pill, I have a headache here

No

I should never have smoked your stuff ah

what was in it

local weed do not worry

come on let me sleep please

maybe it’s the alcohol eh because there it is

How soon do you think you will wake up?

yeah but without kidding relou you

Theo tells him to put it in his mouth

there you fucking saw the time

but no she

she didn't come home last night

it is it is it is not at all his type

you see I mean

if it turns out we kidnapped him

his organs were stolen to resell them

no no I am kidding I am kidding but really

I am worried

ciao

come on, there are still 8km before the city

no no but it is okay I am going to walk

good luck with the animals

Théo wait Théo

no comments

oh yeah okay what

It’s disgusting, you’re complaining too, honestly

1 little princess in fact you

Where will I drop you off at the airport?

I have 1 operation which has just happened uh kidney burst

ah you are already leaving yeah ah yeah

what about well I do not know we got along well no

ah ha but you are sick you are flirting with me

but not at all

ok that is it is young no but no but it is not okay

but rolls

oh no but

hello I would like 1 ticket to Paris

as soon as possible

please yes 1 moment I am looking

well you are lucky

I have 1 taking off in 4 hours

it is perfect I take

I just have time to collect my things

will you need 1 ticket for your son too

my son

excuse me um 60,000 please yes

shit shit what is the matter

I forgot my money at my mother's house shit

how much is 60,000 rupees already ah yeah uh

well I can't pay by

card but I have the money of the shocked if you see

ah no that sucks we are not going to do that bah

it can save 1 life

listen as soon as I get my card

passing through 1 distributor

I will refund you, do not worry

thank you then 10,000 20,000 30,000 40,000 50,000 60,000

it’s adorable huh thank you

so here is your passport

and your ticket thank you very much goodbye thank you

goodbye goodbye

thank you eh do not worry

hello madam hello sir hello

everything happens the way you want yeah

I would like to have just your ID

Please

simple routine check

we did something wrong, not at all

as I tell you it is 1 routine check

Doria cabrol it is me

your good is not looking for you all ah good

sir 1 piece of ID please

what is this

you will have to follow me sir it is mine

I advise you not to do that

I tell you it is mine

Good

follow me

yes but in fact

it only happened once

it is not usual I do not do that often

I can't stay there for two hours

you are lucky that your mom

is very appreciated on the island come on thank you thank you

he was tough but luckily he knows my mother

and your flight

Oh shit

it is missed

it is the high

season everything is sold out my flight is in 3 days

ah well yeah how do you do the graft the graft

yes there

no but the transplant I arranged ah well yeah ok

OK, where will I drop you off?

well at my mother's eh I have to reimburse you

but hey the idea of having it makes me want to die

you do not have to pay me back right away

you sure yes

ok but I don't know where she is

I know you go up

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it is at my parents' house

but they are not here for 2 weeks

I will leave you my room and you will be better

I can take 1 shower

yeah you have the towels

which are in the cupboard over there you can help yourself

ok thank you and

you will have 1 t-shirt to lend me

yeah I have that I will get it for you

my darling where are you I am

worried to death the police

told me you were with 1 boy message deleted

mom you don't know where my is

Black sequin jeans

I can't find it and I have a very important evening

oh you are good

it is okay ah yeah it is still okay

contract insurance disputes

which never ends and delays

prescription which are not respected I hear you

I can't hear you there is no network in fact I

I will call you back eh

the princess is invited to dinner

and here are the Del chef de Rome pasta ha ha

so um it doesn't seem

fun but I swear it is not bad

ah no it doesn't look crazy

here I will give you a little sauce oh my goodness

sorry wait 2 seconds I am going to wipe you off

I will do it

you prefer to do

yeah I will do it I will leave it to you uh thank you

I am going to change my plate

ok well at the same time

it is your t-shirt eh so uh well yeah we do not care

Yeah

I taste it so eh yeah I am fucking sorry

it is it is good

I actually don't know much about you

except that you cook pasta very well and uh

I don't know

you make music you live with your parents

that is it ah no there I am not living at last

this is because I have 1

apartment struggle but normally I do not live here

ah good ah no but you do not have to justify yourself eh

anyway it is uh

Well

your parents suspect that you do not earn 1,000,000

with music no

They do not suspect anything, my parents

they think that I am doing 1 thesis on the compacted essay ok

How old are you to relate to your parents like that?

and how old are you?

we do not care no you are right we do not care

thank you from orea

thank you why

well for covering for me at the airport

it wasn't necessary we barely know each other

it is me who thanks you

you already saved me from the jungle there I was going to be

eaten by fierce fierce very fierce animals

1 crab no there are

spiders and horrible things i have 1 bat

in short we do not care

then you feed me and house me

finally it is me who thanks you

and suddenly you are surgical

but you are crazy no yeah

you are married you have 1 boyfriend no

you have children

What are all these questions?

I do not know I am asking I am interested

what are all your surfing medals there in

in your room you were champion no surfing from Kate

what Kate surfs

what is the difference

well in fact the 2 are with 1 board but

surfing is in the waves

and the Kate is thanks to 1 wing like 1 kite

and you pull like that with the wind and it pulls you

you could try it if you wanted

Oh

Oh

you can help me

it is okay yes

oh bro ha ha ha

you fucking knew he would be there

no he never comes here

it is too windy in the bay so

Doria we no longer say hello

hello it is okay yeah

you on the other hand pretend not to see me anymore eh

yo the camp what are you doing there

hey my guy

what is going on with the zouz eh it is a bet then

OK, we are going to swim or not.

ok I am going to put some cream on, I will be there ok cool

you want my monoi

ah but you know it is very bad for the skin

that eh it accelerates the aging process

yes no at the same time we do not care

I do not know why I told you that ok come on

ah no it’s disgusting this thing sticks

so my friend says what you ken or not

it is sure you ken

ha ha in any case she seems hot eh

no messaging around stop

ha ha ha did you see how she looks at you

she likes you my guy that is for sure

damn you won the guitar I can't believe it my guy

I am crazy haha

ah there there there there there no but it’s good

uh that is good that is good

in any case you

take bet 13 to heart it is a pleasure shut up

oh you are making your duck eh ha ha ha ha ha duck

corner corner

I would have to go to my mother's house to go

get my stuff

otherwise I will steal everything

you want me to accompany you yeah that would be good

and that way I could pay you back

that wouldn't be bad ha ha

because between the taxi the plane the hotel

it is starting to sting

ah yeah it is it is not in bed 1 clevis

you wait for me here ok I only have 2 minutes

with pleasure miss

hello young boy

hello I can help you

no you are waiting for someone probably no

it is okay mom he found me

ah well there you are

yes no but listen we've been looking for you for 2 days

you know that ah good but where were you

and this suitcase you are leaving now

no but talk to me

you know what mom

for the first time in my life I listen to you I enjoy

go ahead start you leave you leave goodbye

ah I love it go ahead turn it up please

break the sound barrier for the duration of a song

let's love each other alive

let's not clearly wait for our talent holes

but what is that

your song is my song

but you can't know you weren't

born at the time

but what is the period song for pecho

there are friends who come later to rehearse

we are going to have our songs listened to

Okay I am going to change, just a little thing, thank you

but it is good to believe it for 1 second

let's love each other alive

no but it is it is it is it is it is it is not talking to me

she avoids me she escapes well she has always been

secret but then there

ah no but I assure you it is worse than before I

I have the impression

that there is 1 wall

between us but that doesn't communicate

you see, I think that we simply have to

that you tell him that you love him

and stop criticizing her

well no but I do not criticize her and then what

that I love him that I love him I am not the side

winning family et cetera

I don't know my type

what but but find something

that brings you together

something you both like

it will bring you closer

you think so yes

wait

at the bottom

yes I got it

I think I have 1 idea, yeah

that could be interesting

if

guys I agree and we are hot

Hello

eh wait wait 2 seconds

Yes

yeah it is me

What

no please

damn we'll find 1 solution do not cancel the room

Hello

Hello

Theo

come see 2seconds

dude you didn't call the guy from the show case

what did you do with the money we lost the fucking room

shit fucking

I slow money to Doria, I completely missed it

What did you do, are you kidding me?

but she is the one who fucks you, not you

how do you talk to me

but how do you want me to talk to you?

given the thing that we put

dead and colts

with the group of 1 girl you barely know

but you lost your temper or something but then she was

in trouble I couldn't leave her in trouble

but that is your problem

you do not want to say no you do not want to

offend people

you know what actually

you are a fucking coward

and you are bothering me there

no but take your fucking balls

it is very beautiful, the sea, the beach and all that

we are not going to get moldy here ok

we have to move up a gear if we are

know but from where you give me advice

you are not my daron

move on dude stop being scared

and get out of your little comfort zone damn it

but shut your big shitty mouth

but what is wrong with you

but what is wrong with you stop but it is not okay

fuck off with your girl

Your friend didn’t miss you, eh?

what are you doing

I want to kiss you

No

Why

how old are you

12 years

no but really how old are you 25 you are 25

no it is not possible no

no shut up shut up shut up

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하

하뛰어 뛰어

뛰어

뛰어

this is where your parents are

I got busted by your parents

Damn

it is the shame it is the shame it is the shame of my life

yes I am breaking

Theo

what are you mam what is new

you should not arrive in 1 week, something like this

if well then ah your father is the one with the shoulder

what did you do to yourself there

but you hurt yourself no we do not care we do not care

and uh your friend there who is what

you are not alone there

but who is this blonde there

I don't even understand where he was, I can't figure it out

say look

who I found climbing the gate

no I was walking yes finally

Hello Doria

Good morning

but I slipped

stupidly too eh

finally the truth

it is that you weren't watching where you were walking

that is it yeah finally

and uh otherwise you live on the island

no at all I am here on vacation

but you are lucky

to live there I find that

there is 1 beautiful energy

and then you have 1 magnificent view ah yes

we wanted to raise our son

in nature in the sun

so we moved here in the 90s 90s

and you have children

d'Oréal the doctors and finally the surgeons

ah yes yeah you even realize hmm

Come help me in the kitchen Théo please

and you were able to visit this waterfall what

wait, can you explain to me what you are playing?

but she is my age

but not at all mom

she is 35 years old

yeah of course and your father is Brad Pitt that is it

wait but what does she want from you

what is his thing

mom stop freaking out like that

wait we trust you we leave you alone

at home

so that you can revise your exams you you us

bring back anyone

so here it is

for those who are still hungry ah yes uh homemade

at the same time I couldn't know that we had 1

guest

And

well daddy yes

your shoulder still hurts

maybe she could look at you Doria

ah yes uh no no

Well I no it is okay

no no but that is okay

but at the time it hurts like hell

I even thought I had broken my hand huh

you know the little bone there at palm level

uh what is its name already uh

I don't know the name, the name doesn't come to mind uh

ah well yes damn ah

you should know

or finally I mean that of course it is the little bone there

the doctor said it no I think the doctor said it

Yes yes

ah the SCA something

Foid here is SCA Foid it’s SCA Foid ah

Foid SCA is a funny name eh yeah

sorry I have

everything is fine

there is there is something wrong I uh

I am sorry I have to go I have an emergency ah oh

Théo I am sorry

I didn't have time to withdraw money but I

I wrote you 1 check thanks again

thank you why

because no it is because I was

alone and your son took care of me

and he helped me out a little bit and

he stopped me from being alone to feel uh finally

OK, that is it, thank you anyway.

wait there excuse me there I no but I I

I think I am not there I can't follow

ok but things aren't going well for you eh

this is between us Man

excuse me, I have a little right to understand

it is okay uh in any case you were great

thanks again I am going there

wait what is this check

what is this check

but wait but you take my son for 1 gigolo

that is not it at all no but what is this check

no goal no goal

no, that is not it, wait, can you explain that to me?

it is nonsense I am going goodbye

sorry thank you again eh Théo Théo

do not wait, I am coming

wait wait wait wait wait wait

what are you doing no but we did anything

ah I think that was the situation

the most humiliating of my entire life

but who cares, she is completely amazing

my mother stay there come no she is right Théo

we can't continue like this

she’s hot this house is crazy ah yes

one is better than the other

you will see the beach, the lagoon, the gardens

grapefruit the volcano

yeah yeah I feel like it is going to do me good

but what are you doing here it is really

hide your joy

hello already no hello sorry grandma called me

I had to leave

on vacation but finally I freed myself but yes

I made you 1 surprise to meet all 3

you are not happy

if not it is just that I wasn't expecting it

yes it is 1 surprise mom

OK, I'm going to get something to eat.

yes yes there is everything you need there thank you

but finally you make 1 head listen

I really thought you would like it

Well, listen to yourself, nothing, we are not going to leave each other like that

I will see you again

but no but it is complicated there

but what is complicated?

mom I have to leave you yeah

it's okay yeah

sit down

my darling

can you explain to me why you came here

meet up with your grandmother

although I do not know you could have gone as a lover

no Julien dumped me

oh I am sorry no but it doesn't matter

anyway he wasn't the man of my life eh

just sleep together

you slept with Julien

well yes mom of course it is not old fashioned anyway

but I am not old-fashioned, it is just

but it is just that you are my baby

and that you will be my baby all your life it is weird

but yes but the baby is growing

I know

you are 20 years old

take 2 please

it is okay you calm down

I am sorry man

I am the jackdaw guy on the phone

and then we are going to have 1 more date oh damn

I will go guys well done it is good

but you are going to have to give him the money

do not worry, I will take care of it, no worries

you are not with tamifla stop Max you are heavy

you succeeded

you succeeded yeah

ah handsome kid I knew it

ha ha I am so proud of you my brother

well cum you know what

you won 1 guitar today

my father is going to be green

my friend I swear you deserve it

ha ha guys Théo Théo Théo

it'll be OK

you are in love with her

ah how nice we are here hmm good

I am going to get something to drink

you want something

ah yes I would like a little pignolada

I am going to take some plain water my cat

ok thank you my dear

you could have told me she was coming

anyway eh you were 1 reachable for 2 days

but I really thought you would like it

but yes it makes me happy

but it is just that it is it is not

yes yes yes I understand it disrupts your plans

what no no but do not take me for an idiot

you think that

I know it is not you who smokes

firecrackers you know I live

this island for 2 years

eh I have my sources

it is him, do not worry, my little heart

I know I am far away

to be the perfect mother oh my very far

but darling you can trust me talk to me

I feel there is something

ok

good listen in Paris

I realized that Alex was cheating on me

so I am completely not average

I do anything I don't know where I am anymore

hallelujah what but yes hallelujah

no but you do not realize the

life you lead always on target

where we expect you the perfect

housewife with the sense of duty

it became boring you know oh well

you will see the housewife today

she went completely nuts it is

good it is with the the little

guy there who was in the car the

other day yes it is him you are

in love but no I am not in love

he is too young ah he is a minor

but no he is not a minor you are

sick ah but no he is just young

that is all ah well then it is great listening

luckily you weren't going to take 1 old schnock

after being married to 1 dark

redneck for 20 years

ah my heart I am happy

I do not know what I am going to become

I do anything

but give up

it is love

there is nothing better

you are cute

Good morning

uh then I will take you 1 pignacola

agrenadine yeah 1 bottle of still water

and uh I want a little cocktail

but uh I don't really know uh

fresh with lemon

fresh with tropical lemon

Storm maybe yeah

why not that tells you ha ha I trust you

thank you I will take care of it

ha

ha I swear to you 1 sick thing

1 sick thing

oh my brother there is 1 girl over there 1 fighter plane

Tell me

Théo but what are you doing there hey

you do not recognize me if I recognize you Alba

we had 1 party last year

yeah hello sacred evening by the way

and you do not recognize me because you were too

drunk ha ha

ah yeah yeah no if it is possible it's

possible so what do you become you

always do zik yeah we always do serious

rock music always rock ha ha yes it's

cool it is cool and what do you do uh

me I am going back I am going into the

2nd year there weird ah it is cool I am

going to get a roommate with friends at

the start of the school year ah

seriously where do you get your

roommate in Paris ah stylish Paris you

know seriously but yeah you do not know

no but yes yes no really so okay I do not really know Paris but

but with the group we brought together

1 little 1 small amount you see we are going to do 1 showcase at

Paname but that’s great

well it's

it is cool I will definitely come see you

pleasure but you know what tomorrow evening at your birthday

you are welcome uh well yeah

definitely why not it’s super nice of you to suggest

downright

go well uh uh well see you tomorrow so see you tomorrow yes

It’s nice to see you again Théo

1 pignolada and 1 bottle of water for the best

you don't know what

I came across book legs from last year

great you will be able to have fun at night

life on the island is great

well I hope so

party

because we are not going to laugh all the time with you

oh say, here's a taste and let me taste this one

OK, I'm going to swim

Apparently the water is at 29°C there

I really want everything right away

it is him again

how exciting

I don't want to end up with the cops

still do not worry follow me

you see these are giant turtles

we have them everywhere on the island

you see there it’s Poupi

she is one hundred and twenty-two years old can you imagine ah yeah

yeah it is wow eh and that is all his children

that is Delia

and that is comet

no but you know all their first names

I actually had 1 summer job here

you can pet them

in the neck like this

or on the head they are hypersensitive

and in fact all this is 1 park where

it preserves turtles and helps them reproduce

because 100 years ago we

killed all these turtles

to eat them

you couldn't come to Mauritius without seeing them

THANKS

hey hey what are you doing here

fucking come with me I had no right to be here

that one ha ha

strong ha I am so hungry thank you gift

I know it's not much

but these are the stones of our island

usually when we offer this

we condemn the person to come back here

ah it’s so cute

it tastes

ah it is strong

it is strong eh it is good ah yeah it is good

ah where did you buy that at the market

you can go there with my hand as long as you want

oh yeah with pleasure

thank you eh for everything thank you for everything

It has been a long time since I felt all that

thank you so much the best

I still have lots of stuff to show you if you want

afterwards you will show me Paris

Paris well yeah what is there

you don't want to

we are not going to meet up in Paris

Théo finally I mean it is it's

It is okay, I am not asking you to marry me

but no but you see clearly

Well, you are much too young, we are not going to continue

wow ok why are you still talking about age

we are not there

can we enjoy just 2 minutes

it is true no

you know the story of Pauline Virginie no no

it is a legend from here everyone knows it

1 rich plantation heiress who falls in love

of a peasant's son

I am the rich plantation heiress

maybe haha

Virginia's family

didn't want to let them live their love

because they thought that Paul

it was 1 less than nothing then 1 night

they put Virginie on 1 boat

and they took him to France

but the boat crashed there on the rock

their goal was to

separate except that at that time Paul was where

on the beach and watch

he jumped straight into the water he swam

swam swam swam like crazy

and the next day

well the villagers they found

the 2 bodies on the beach

hand in hand

they were dead

they died together

where are you going

at the market but I will be right back

it is my t-shirt you are wearing

ah well I don't know I wasn't careful it doesn't matter

but I am coming with you wait for me no no but but

but I am leaving now but where are you going

you are at the market at the market

ah well I am going with you I had to buy

you see seeds

and then some gouda for

Rocco he loves cheese it is funny

ok yes I have the keys I am the one driving ok

you have your license but you are not stupid 2 years

and here we are

Oh

oh by the way I didn't tell you

do not count on me tonight I have 1 birthday

ah there will be the boyfriend there that you like

maybe good

ah what are you going to do ah well nothing nothing

ah well no ah

if I please him he will come himself

ah no it’s always the girls who decide

seduction to donf

this is not made in China

no from India

India yes oh I would like It but a bit longer

Maybe that One I see that One

have you seen how grandma negotiates with everyone

yeah I saw

what is wrong with you mom mom

since I arrived you have been elsewhere

no but not at all everything is fine do not worry

you know I am over 10 years old so you can talk to me

maybe I can even help you

okay well listen uh I am going through 1

period it is not easy at the moment that is it

it is because of dad

that is why you left overnight

Yeah

I think we are taking paths

different

ah you are going to divorce

no that I do not know my darling

it's stupid

finally it is stupid to divorce at your age

wait grandma I will help you

wait grandma look

ah she’s so beautiful that one

Alba well yes you told me you wanted blue

no, that looks better on you

no no that is perfect there are longer ones there

why didn't you tell me

this one is not bad too no

this one why don't you try this one instead

yeah why not

Hey, let's try it yeah

are you ashamed or what?

no not at all kiss me there wait wait come on

since your mother took the check

wait, I need to talk to you

I need to tell you something

you tell me something

Yeah

1 doctor 1 doctor quickly 1 doctor

No

what is the matter darling it is not okay

what is it but help me help me

call 1 doctor help me

sorry sorry come on doctor let her pass

he is choking he is choking quickly quickly help me quickly

you are a doctor eh you are a doctor

no but push yourself let me do it

Mom

but what happened

Theo

it is okay what are you doing here

uh sorry, let me introduce you to my mother and my grandmother Théo

it is the friend from Lille I told you about

hello Doria hello

well it is okay you didn't tell me you were stressed

sorry I have to go

ok girls

went to buy vanilla

and then you know papaya gouda for uh for

Rocco we had completely forgotten about this one

what possessed you to do that too?

but but he had 1 discomfort the type that is it no

Théo I am sorry I am so ashamed

I let myself get caught up in the lies

I tried to talk to you but I

I didn't succeed, forgive me, I beg you

Doria

my little heart I prepared you something to eat

come no thanks I am not hungry mom come on

we are going to drink a little something

oh my I am pathetic

I am so ashamed but why but because

of my bullshit someone almost died

mom yes but he is not dead the guy

you did the right things and cut

stop feeling guilty it makes you

ugly and then it was for the good

cause for the good cause you are

talking I lost my mind because of a

kid he is 20 years younger than me

and to top it off my daughter is in

love with him no but it is nonsense

but what I seem frankly listen you

are impeccable my darling you gave

everything to your husband gave everything to your daughter

she is very well behaved everything is fine

think a little about yourself yes long live

vibrate yeah enjoy enjoy I remember but yes

can you imagine if Alba takes it it is a disaster and if Alba

take it

but there's no reason for her to take it eh hello

Alba well say so you make 1 head

general depression or what are you so cute?

thank you I am going to party tonight

but why don't you stay with us instead

come on come on

you know what we are going to do we are going to

watch movies mangas I love

manga movies go let's eat pizza

cool all 3 no in reality

I really want us to do that but not tonight

tonight I want to party

I want to discover Mauritius

music and what is more, I found friends

that I haven't seen in a long time

I think I am going to have a great time

are you sure why do not you stay come on no no

no, not tonight we'll do that 1 other time

we have time anyway we are here for the week

but this is the occasion for 1 time that I have 1 party

yeah you are sure

yes I am sure well have a good evening kisses

bye see you tomorrow my cat I love you

I hope Theo will not tell him anything

listen to why he would tell her

it really would be a little idiot

eh honestly

Theo Theo

please can you stop

the music there we can no longer hear

it is it is impossible

well say so uh it is hard to revise from what I see eh

Mom

I am 25 can you leave me alone

2 minutes I am not in CM 2 you see

no ah you do not talk to me like that Théo I am your mother ok

and so much

that you live under my roof you do what I tell you

I remind you that everything I do is for

so that you are happy for your happiness

hmm my happiness

but the only thing that really makes me happy

mom it is music

ah yeah but uh studies first

hobbies music then but it is not 1 leisure

it has been 2 years

that I do not go to college anymore and that I bind to you

What

I am going to try to tell you but you do not listen

I just want you to trust me that is all

wait to trust

with what you do with your life there why

you give up everything for a job that has no future

you bring back

women twice your age at home

it is not women mom it is 1 woman

and it concerns me and not you you understand that

you need to stop sticking your nose everywhere like that

damn it is annoying

no but where are you going there

Happy birthday

happy birthday max

oh oh

so it is better no because this

morning you let me down like a thief

yeah it's not okay you want to talk

about it no it is okay you know what I

do sometimes it is better not to worry

and enjoy life but I do not want to

enjoy life come on let's take 1 photo

there come on let's take 1 photo uh

hold on albas you do not mind taking a

photo of us please yes for my

birthday wait we are celebrating it

the family together we are taking we are taking 1 little photo

come on, it is going to be good guys, come on

so then that is how she is good no

so she must be good I imagine she is she is

stuck there

what is that

ah but that is it

but that is the milf

that Theo fucked for the bet

there he won 1 guitar oh there no not at all

shut up then wait

I will explain to you, shut up

you little shit bastard

you lower my mother for 1 guitar

we are going to fuck you, you hear me

but there is 1 real story with your mother I love her

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wow wow wow goal

but damn but it is going too crazy there without

mess around

you knew

but what did you know you didn't tell me anything but what

calm down, you are shaming me in front of everyone

but finally listen, calm down

please don't touch me

you disgust me

my own mother I am trying to talk to you ah but no

all that for 1 fucking bet eh

what 1 bet of what ah well yeah

well because obviously you weren't aware of that

but madam I know everything you know what

this time we really made fun of you because

Max and Théo made 1 bet for 1 guitar

he fucked you for 1 guitar

you know what anyway you are worth nothing more

it says family

hey my family

listen calm down

but do not touch me but no no do not touch me don't

do not judge things like that with a cookie cutter

calm down

so it was 1 bet that is it

I will explain to you

no but it is okay there's nothing to explain

you are young you wanted to

you wanted to have fun, that is it

I have

I was stupid

I believed that everything you told me was sincere

I even thought we had fallen in love

you are welcome no but how could I be so naive

at my age it is more

pathetic I am completely listened to by

rain listen to me you are welcome

at the beginning it was 1 bet

it was completely stupid I know

but then I really fell in love with you

you didn't fall in love with me you

fell in love with the one you thought I was

I haven't stopped lying to you Théo

I am 45 years old

I am married

I have 1 daughter who is almost your age

I am not a doctor

I am a salesperson, we are so good

I do not care about that I do not care

stop I need you stop

look at me

stop I can't lose you

It’s not Titi that we have nothing to do together come on

go away you don't mean it

look at us, what do you think?

we'll leave it there okay

hello you are welcome

oh there the big suitcase but what do you have

put in there

my darling I am going to tell you something

do not judge your mom too quickly

you know she never wanted to hurt you

in life things are very complex hmm thank you

grandma oh I was so happy you were there hmm

see you soon you will come back yes yes

wait I will help you no no it is okay do not worry

my darling

I know I am bad at this kind of thing

but I was

so glad you are both here

and you are there

It is true I am going to miss you

thank you you experienced something like this

I am with you

yo bro

yo

well listen my friend I know it is not joy

but here it is

the most beautiful guitar in the world

autographed by Jim Hendrix himself

that is it, she is yours

ok so how is this roommate going?

it is temporary

but former companion eh well you are kidding it is great

look at how hot the paws are

you are the cook so ah well it is me

Italian root you can’t forget ah no

here give me your

your plate there

loved you like hello there I am so hungry ah yeah

hold

oh there it is good it smells good it smells good that

here you go thank you

come on, I will help you, you will give me some news

hop the accompaniment the essential

wow it smells good

hop I am fine

so tell me what this new little friend is like

and well

he is fantastic ah

obviously ah well yes obviously

he is intelligent

ah good and then he’s funny uh he’s handsome

how beautiful he is ah you see

how beautiful he is

but I will bring him back 1 evening

well yeah you will do your great to him

pasta ah bah with pleasure

but you are not stealing it from me eh oh well no it is not my

like I do not go out with handsome guys

you don't eat

no I am not hungry

I am going to go revise I have my exams in 2 months

Go on

but what is wrong with her, I added too much garlic or something

she changed

since she resumed her medical studies

good evening welcome good concert good evening good evening

good evening ah sir your arm thank you very much

good evening good evening

my friend

I can't believe it, that is it, we are going to do it

our 1st real scene

oh I have stress

who goes up my guy it is 1 crazy thing there it is not

our friends who are going to come see us are a real audience

you realize that this is our first concert

in Panama

we are not in Mauritius here

what is wrong it is not okay if it is okay it is the

it is stressful

I think you still think about her

Hey

I am here for you my brother I will not let you go

pay attention to your fiancé you protect yourself eh

Mumu I am 20 years old well listen

to me I knew you like that eh do

not worry about me well then above

all it is good that you reconciled

with your mother eh because you're

tough there eh well only idiots do

not change their minds eh good eh

then you come back to see us

whenever you want eh take care of

yourself my dear yes then you take

care of my mom ok do not worry I'm

going to go on her eagle eye it

does her good eh mouah come on

have a good evening be careful eh what

if you need advice you call me oh well what can we joke about

the others are settled, let's go guys

go go

boldness tomorrow

she would give up

the entire universe Lady

oh I am exhausted eh I am going to go to bed

you are going to be okay yeah

do not worry it is good

well see you tomorrow so eh kisses see you tomorrow

and do not work too much eh

you give him all that to come and put you on his knees

everyone suffers

ok

last song

1 important song for me hum

I would like to dedicate it to 1 woman who is very special

who made me grow up and

and I think very much of her this evening

osage pleasure are-have agreements

shake my voice in the air

Oh

Oh

ah ah oh

haha

Oh

but yes yes

haha

Oh

I am here

haha