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THERAPY ON FOUR PAWS

-Life is better with a dog. -No!

A dog makes you a happier person.

DOG TRAINING FOR BEGINNERS

A dog reminds you to appreciate the little things in life

and to live in the here and now.

Dogs are curious by nature.

They love to explore the world with you.

Just wait till I catch you…

No time for this.

Living with a dog…

Hey! Dumb mutt!

…increases your life expectancy.

The daily walks with your dog

provide exercise and relaxation.

A dog makes it easy to make friends.

Hey…

-What is that? -Hello!

Don't worry, that's just Torsten. He's very sweet.

No way. No dogs in the car. Get out.

But I booked with a dog.

No dogs in my car.

I must have clicked the wrong button.

Is that cilantro? It smells delicious.

CANCEL RIDE

Get out!

Damn. Okay, come on Torsten. We have to go.

Torsten, come!

Torsten, we wanted to make a good impression!

Torsten.

It's okay. I'm fine.

Okay.

I'll manage on my own.

A dog brings people who love each other even closer.

Shared experiences become unforgettable memories.

There you go.

Hey, are you crazy?

-It's not my fault. -Oh, so it's mine?

-No, the dog's. -The dog has a name.

The dog bites me! It nearly did it again.

Just leave me alone for a minute.

…that trust is the basis of your relationship,

and that it is important…

Okay, it's official, she's your dog. Congratulations!

Great, you're listening to the book.

Not so great that you're still here.

Do you want to miss your train?

They're doing a report on you on the morning show.

I'll take you to the station myself.

If you really want to help, keep that mutt away from me.

Be nice to the dog. She's your ticket out of this mess.

I have a law degree, a doctorate, and worked at the Brookings Institution,

only to be told that adopting a dog is the only way to save my career?

-Exactly. -That dog is exhausting.

Weren't there any normal mutts at the shelter?

I know things are difficult between you and Gaga.

But this time we have help. This Nodon is supposed to be a genius.

Ziggy, you've raved about every dog trainer.

But instead of help, all we ever got was a hefty bill.

Yeah, not this time. Okay?

I hope you're right. Otherwise, I'm moving out.

Vending machine coffee.

Yes. Not fancy enough for the professor, or what?

Nothing to do with being fancy. It's a matter of taste.

Snob.

Hey, hey! Stop! Stop it!

Stop it! Come on, stop!

Hey! Stop it. Stop.

Stop it. Come. Come with me!

Hey, shut up, or I'll do you in.

Ursula Brandmeier,

Bavarian State Minister for the Environment

and her party's top candidate for the European elections.

That was such an interesting discussion on "Pet ownership: a burden on the climate?"

I think many pet owners can feel reassured now.

Thank you, studio. Let's roll the clip.

Do you have dog yourself?

God, no. I'd rather jump off a cliff than have one in my house.

But for many people, their dog is their main social contact.

If I get to the point where a dog is my main social contact,

I'll shoot myself.

There's a problem with the clip.

I've just been told there was a problem with the clip.

We were still on air.

Well, someone really put their foot in it, huh?

For sure. Technical glitches can sometimes be very enlightening.

I've heard there are several petitions calling for her resignation.

Yes, rightly so. Or not? Tell us what you think…

I'm so angry I could explode.

The finance minister compared the unemployed to athlete's foot.

-That must-- -You know how it works.

Women in politics are held to a different standard than men.

Here. Now you'll be incognito here and when you get to Tyrol.

Put it on. Then I'll take you to the station.

Seriously! Hey, that's my favorite cushion!

Oh God, Torsten, not so fast!

Torsten, stop.

Slow down, Torsten!

-Hey, what are you doing? -Sorry. I'm so sorry.

Your career is at stake.

So don't blab and make sure no one recognizes you.

Good luck.

ALP - THE ANIMAL LOVERS PARTY

OUR DOG HATER FOR EUROPE

Great.

We're spending the weekend with Hasso and his charming owner.

-Are you going to the dog training too? -Yes, you too?

-This is unbelievable! -It's so incredibly beautiful.

Thank you. Very kind of you.

You… Te… Tell me…

I heard that he lives somewhere up there in the mountains.

Nodon.

There's a load of people here. Why didn't you book me a private lesson?

He doesn't offer any.

You're lucky I found someone who could be bought off.

The man is booked up for months.

I don't want any part in this. I need someone to train this beast

and give it back to me fixed.

That's not how it works. You have to learn how to deal with her.

Nodon!

-And this guy is a luminary. -We're coming!

Oh God. They're all totally crazy.

That's why the dogs are being trained.

-I meant the people. -Pull yourself together.

-You'll be a dog lover on the next show. -Good afternoon.

-I'm Gustl. -You two have to be best buddies.

-Take it seriously, Ursula. -Hello.

In the morning show's poll, 91% voted for your resignation.

So you're here to see Nodon?

Yeah. Yes.

-Yeah. -So, get through this…

-Let's go, everyone. -Thanks, Sue.

Let's go. I'd like to get there today.

What? In that thing?

Would you rather walk?

REISINGER INN

Please, everyone.

Hey!

This can't be happening.

By the way, this is Lady Gaga, Gaga, or G, depending on her mood.

And I'm Ziggy.

And this is my husband, Helmut.

He's a professor of 19th-century literature.

They have a problem with each other.

I don't have a problem with the dog. The dog has a problem with me.

Helmut is part of the problem, but he's also on the spectrum.

On the spectrum? Tell me, did I miss something?

Like a professional diagnosis?

Calm down. It's just a suspicion.

Oh, it's just a suspicion. Well, that's fine then.

Any other suspicions you'd like to share with complete strangers

in this worm-eaten carriage?

So this is Torsten.

Yeah, and I'm Babs.

So, my problem is…

They want to take Torsten away from me. Because he's too wild.

But he's so sweet.

And if he's ever hurt anyone while playing, those were accidents.

He never meant any harm.

Well, anyway, we've tried a lot of things.

But unfortunately, nothing worked so far.

Do you also have a heart-wrenching story you'd like to share with us?

-No. -Thank you.

And what about you? What's your name?

Ur…

…schi.

Urschi?

That's a nice name.

I… I like the name. It's…

It's okay, I'm not here to make new friends.

"Hi, I'm Torsten."

"Do you want to be friends? "

Look at you. What a sweetheart.

Hi, I'm Babs.

Hakan.

And what's the dog's name?

Roxy.

Why is she wearing a muzzle?

Maybe she talks too much.

Hey!

Hey, Gaga.

Hey, it's okay. Look.

Gaga!

Look. Gaga.

Yes, look. Look here.

Look. Here.

This is Gaga's emotional support animal. It helps her relieve stress.

-Sorry, Ziggy, right? May I? -Hey!

Hey! What are you doing?

That wasn't very nice.

Well, at least he didn't throw the dog out too.

Oh my God. This is so kitschy.

Ziggy, I'd still like to know how you came up with the "spectrum" idea.

It's not just me who suspects it. Sabine thinks so too.

Your therapist is diagnosing me, is she?

How? When? A remote diagnosis or what?

I said you could come, but you refused.

-Ziggy, really, I'm close to walking away. -Oh my God.

I think that's him.

-Go on, put it down. -Okay.

Well, I've greeted your dogs.

Time for us to get to know each other.

But no sniffing, young man.

Oh, why not?

Don't worry. I only do that with dogs.

I learned that when I lived with a pack of wolves for a while.

Well, that's really brave.

Or really dumb.

This is Heidi. I'm her dagda.

My name is Nodon.

-He's what? -A dagda.

It's a Celtic word meaning "companion and protector of dogs."

Take them off the leash.

Well, I'd love to,

but I'll have to hold him, otherwise he'll run away.

Nope.

Okay.

Here you go, darling.

It's true what everyone says about him.

He has magical powers.

-Can you take off the muzzle? -You don't want that.

I don't think anyone wants that dog running around without a muzzle.

Okay.

I can see you're not ready.

-The dress too, please. -But Gaga loves her dress.

It boosts her self-confidence.

Come on, Ziggy.

You stupid animal.

See?

Gaga!

Oh God. Gaga can't handle the wild. She'll never find her way back.

Right, everyone.

I'd like them all back clean.

This is Birgit, your hostess.

The heart and soul of this house.

We're going hiking now.

No way.

I've been traveling for seven hours. I need to lie down.

And I'm hungry.

My room key, please.

What is this?

Please put on your hiking boots.

If anything happens to Gaga, I'll sue him.

Ridiculous power play.

Now please give me your cell phones.

We want to focus entirely on the here and now.

Yes. I am totally focused.

We can't leave until I have all the phones.

Are you going to give it up, or do I have to take it?

Everything was so perfect.

Gaga made us into a real family.

But then she started biting Helmut.

What are you doing about it?

Why me? She likes me.

So, what do we do?

We'll take a break up there on the hill.

This is the world of our Celtic ancestors.

Sorry, my good man. My ancestors are from Hamburg-Blankenese.

We'll immerse ourselves in their teachings together.

They had an enormous amount of knowledge about nature, about animals,

especially dogs.

Which way, Getafix?

I don't think she remembers the name Nodon quite yet.

It is an unusual name.

I named myself after Nodons, the ancient Celtic god of dogs.

Oh. So there really is a god of dogs?

Yes.

Lucky me. Lucky, lucky me.

Well, technically, I'm…

I know you're not a real god.

I'm not stupid.

But for me and for Torsten

you have to be a god.

I can't fail the exam.

If they take Torsten away, I won't survive.

We'll make sure that doesn't happen.

Look around you.

Let this panorama work its magic on you.

The first step to becoming a better partner for your dogs is

to shake off the stress of everyday life and connect with nature.

Just like the Celts did.

Take a deep breath in.

And out.

And with every exhale,

let everything negative flow out of your body.

Let go of everything that weighs you down.

In… and out.

And in…

and ou…

-And? -And what?

The breathing exercises. Letting go. Relaxing.

Yeah, great.

But I don't care. That's not why I'm here.

I'm hungry.

In your backpack.

In…

and out.

In…

and out.

Are you kidding me?

Where are the sandwiches, the granola bars, the apples?

You'll find something to eat in the backpacks.

Things…

that nature has provided us.

Nature has a sense of humor.

This is a scoop of forest floor, nothing else.

Did you collect this especially for us?

Yep. Collected, dried, roasted.

And some of it freshly harvested this morning at dawn.

It's still a mystery to me why you chose this weirdo.

Maybe looks played a role?

-Oh, Helmut! -I'm really not happy with your choice.

Great. Of course, it's all my fault again, as always.

Well, I did not choose him.

So, will you stay with us at the inn?

Nope.

I live up there, on the Griesskogel ridge.

Really?

All alone?

Yep.

But then…

We could all hike up there together some time.

-To visit you. -No.

That's a shame.

Tell me, Hakan,

what's your story? Why are you here?

-My wife talked me into it. -Can you tell me about yourself?

It's not about me. The dog is the problem.

What's this?

It's a bird's egg that fell out of the nest.

And what am I supposed to do with it? Incubate it?

Eat it.

-Is it cooked? -No.

You slurp it raw. It's a Celtic delicacy.

Oh yuck.

-Celtic delicacy, anyone? -No thanks.

I'm sure

most of you will have felt it by now.

We're at a Celtic place of power.

The energy here is strong.

I can feel it.

My place of power is a chic hotel bar.

With cool drinks and a club sandwich.

Torsten!

Yes, hello!

Hello, my little princess. Hello.

Did you miss me?

Were you scared all alone in the dark forest?

She was in the meadow with the other dogs.

She was happy to stretch her legs.

Hey, listen!

You have to take your dog with you.

-Does she really have to sleep in my room? -Yes.

-Can't you take her? -No.

I'll pay for it.

When is dinner?

It's in the brochure.

This day with you was a spiritual experience for me.

-Come on. -Thank you all.

No.

We thank you.

Tomorrow we will meet with our dogs at 7 a.m. by the lake.

-That early? -Yes. Gustl will take you there.

WI-FI "REISINGER INN" REQUIRES A PASSWORD

Okay.

INCORRECT PASSWORD

Stop it.

Stop it.

Did I miss something? Is it gala night?

-Where's Brenda? -In the room.

Alone?

Of course. She can slobber all over my things without my help.

So what would you like?

I'd like my phone back.

And then I also need the Wi-Fi password. I'm not here for fun. I have to work.

You won't believe it. Me too. So what would you like?

A phone. Preferably mine.

Fine, if you don't want to order anything, that's fine with me.

Wait!

Do you have a drinkable red wine here?

What do you think we are? Barbarians? We're in Tyrol. We have the best wines.

Really? Even a Vernatsch from Lake Kaltern?

Cheeky as hell, but the girl has taste.

Right, I'm going for it.

-No, Ziggy, no. Don't. -Yes, I am.

Here you go, milady.

Birgit, look.

This is my latest collection of handmade scented candles.

This is Salty Sea Breeze or Caribbean Coco.

They would really suit this place.

Caribbean?

That would be novel.

Can you please pack your wares away now?

-Good evening, everyone. -Evening.

Oh, those are nice. Did you make them yourself?

Well, usually I only sell to wholesale customers.

But if you're interested, I'll make an exception.

Really?

Coconut? Torsten loves coconut.

Yes, I think I'll buy that one. He'll be happy.

That's an excellent choice, my dear.

That'll be 20 euros.

Oh, that's perfect.

I forgot Torsten's aroma lamp.

I'm so hungry.

How come?

I gave you an extra-large portion of berries and mushrooms.

And a bird's egg. Seriously?

That was for the arrogant floozy from the city.

She didn't want it.

So as a real Celt, I had to slurp it up.

Look, the first serving is for you.

Here.

-Enjoy. -Thank you, Birgit.

My, Simon.

Why are you making it so hard for yourself with all that Celtic crap?

People pay more for a good show. And we need the money.

But you take it too far.

We're Tyroleans, and we're proud of it.

Birgit, a Tyrolean dog trainer is nothing special.

But a Celt, that's got something… mystical.

-That's got… That's got flair. -Flair, flair. It's just ridiculous.

Not at all.

Since I invented Nodon, people have been coming.

Even Bill Kaulitz signed up.

Who's Bill Kaulitz?

I don't know him.

-No? -No.

-Here you go. -Thank you.

-Here you go, sir. -Thank you.

Hey, listen.

We're not a snack bar.

In Tyrol, you sit at the table to eat.

Yeah, Hakan. Eat with us.

It's much nicer than sitting alone in your room.

No. It isn't.

Well, he's incredibly unfriendly, isn't he?

I don't like him. He threw Gaga's squeaky toy away.

I hope he's not a serial killer.

That's another reason I'd like my phone back.

Enjoy.

Bon appétit.

Torsten.

Oh, look. Gaga's wearing a pretty dress.

It's a couture dress. I had it made especially for her.

-Wow. -And I paid for it.

Ziggy.

Could you maybe cut up the meat for me?

Oops. Sorry.

Honestly, that dog is totally messed up.

You don't think the pretty wolf boy will fix that in two days?

Okay…

I'd better leave.

Torsten.

Come, please.

-Was that really necessary? -Yes.

I'll go check on her.

-Did I say something wrong? -No. Not at all.

Oh well.

Sorry, I have the feeling that we know each other.

I don't think so.

I have a very good memory for faces.

And I would certainly remember a distinguished professor of literature.

Right… Where is pretty Getafix now?

Morning, dear dagdas.

-Good morning. -Morning.

I start every day with a dip in this mountain lake.

-Yeah, sure. -It stimulates your life force.

Cleanses the soul. You guys should try it too.

Okay.

Today I'll observe how you work with your charges as a team.

We'll win this competition.

It's not a competition.

We'll do the following.

Helmut, you're in charge of Gaga today.

Ziggy, put her down and give Helmut the leash.

No, listen, Nodon, that's not a good idea. I mean…

Gaga and I, we're both…

It's, I mean…

It's all right, my darling.

Today, you're responsible.

Ziggy, stay in the background, please.

-I'm sorry, darling… -You're not.

-Of course I'm sorry. -You did that on purpose.

Excuse me? But…

I don't mean to complain, but I paid for dog training,

and all I'm getting is silly little hiking trips.

This dog doesn't work.

Let positive energy flow, Urschi.

Be a good dagda.

Your enemy will become a friend if you treat him like a friend.

I don't need to trudge through countryside for that fortune cookie wisdom.

You could have told me that by email

or WhatsApp, text, or whatever you Celts prefer.

Snapchat.

When is the dog training finally gonna start?

I don't train dogs.

I train people.

Your turn now.

Get him down.

There's room for improvement.

The next task is about trust.

So please take your dogs off the leash and lead them through the water.

Helmut, please leave the leash on.

I think the current is a bit too strong for Gaga.

Helmi, you have to carry Gaga. The water is way too cold.

Gaga's never been swimming before.

Do you trust Gaga to do this task?

I don't know, I mean… I don't want anything to happen to her.

I don't want that either.

Come on! Don't be such a wuss.

Yes, Ziggy, that's enough. Gaga can do it.

It'll be all right.

You're treating her like an ordinary dog.

Well, technically, she is a dog.

Come on, Gaga. We can do this.

Good, Helmut.

See? You can do it together.

Right, I'm going to cross, and you can do what you want.

Great, Urschi.

-Your turn, Babs. -Okay.

Come on, Torsten. We can do this.

Torsten, come here!

Torsten!

Torsten! No!

Come here!

Shit.

Urschi!

Oh God. Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

You know what, dear Babs?

I thought it was the dog, but…

Now I realize it's not Torsten's fault at all.

You're the problem!

Hey.

Hey, you.

It's okay.

What's your beef with Roxy?

See for yourself. She's a coward. She won't even go in the water.

Don't worry, Roxy. We'll get there with Hakan.

You don't trust Roxy.

That's why she doesn't trust you.

Here you go.

Is that a magic potion?

-No, it's a soup. -Magic soup?

A Celtic soup.

It's magic potion soup.

The same as yesterday, just in liquid form.

Nature, we thank you

For providing us so generously with food

We honor, respect

And protect you

I think this is another place of power.

Enjoy your meal.

Yuck, that is so disgusting.

Urschi, sometimes it seems like you don't even like Brenda.

It has nothing to do with Brenda. I don't like dogs in general.

What?

I knew you didn't know anything about dogs.

But this really takes the cake.

Brenda is not my dog.

Hold on.

Wait a minute.

Here's the thing.

I have a very dear friend…

who has difficulties walking and is very lonely.

A bunch of us friends chipped in so she wouldn't be so alone.

But then it turned out that Brenda is very badly behaved.

And, yes, I agreed to bring Brenda to Nodon for training.

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices to help others.

And I'm always ready to do that.

That's so sweet of you.

Thank you, Babs.

You would have done the same for a friend.

Definitely.

Okay. Let's continue with the training.

Um, Nodon. Babs has another important question.

Oh. No.

What is it?

Okay.

So… Tonight there's some entertainment with Tyrolean music and stuff.

Oh, yes. Please bring your dogs along.

It's another exercise for them.

That's not what I meant. I wanted to ask…

I mean, we all wanted to ask…

Are you coming too?

No, Babs. The entertainment is for the guests.

My world is peace. Nature. The mountains.

Hakan, could you also join the group tonight?

-It's not my thing. -It's part of the training.

I promised my wife I'd take part, but I didn't sign up for yodeling night.

But it's part of the training.

Sweetie, come here.

Same applies for tonight, Helmut. You're responsible for Gaga.

Yes, yes.

BAVARIAN STATE MINISTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT

SCANDAL VIDEO

RECEPTION

Do you have a dog yourself?

God, no. I'd rather jump off a cliff than have one in my house.

But for many people, their dog is their main social contact.

If I get to the point where a dog is my main social contact,

I'll shoot myself.

Really, I've been gone for less than 36 hours.

Focus on the course now, and then we'll see.

"Focus on the course"? Do you know what's happening here?

You have no idea where you sent me.

Come on, just get through it. You can do it.

Is there anything else new I urgently need to know?

They're getting cold feet and discussing a replacement candidate.

What? Who?

Martin Weidenhuber.

Seriously? He embezzled public money and was arrested for DUI.

He got his license back, and he apologized for the embezzlement.

But that's absurd.

That sleazeball gets away with everything, but when I say I don't like dogs, I'm out?

-Ursula, please. -Don't give me "please"…

We'll stick to our plan. You'll go on Live on Wednesday.

Okay.

What are you doing in my office?

I…

Is there a reason you're here?

Who are you?

Simon Reisinger. The owner of the inn.

Ah, very good.

Your forest and meadow elf took our phones.

That's not okay.

I'm sorry, but when Nodon hosts a group here,

he makes the rules.

-There's nothing I can do. -What do you mean?

Deal with it. And now please leave.

You'll hear from my attorney.

I can't recommend your establishment.

Fine.

I can't recommend you as a guest either.

Teddy Bear, look. Enjoy the beautiful music.

Torsten, come on. Lie down.

Torsten, lie down.

Good. Look, just like your friend Gaga.

Helmut?

Gaga has gone.

Ziggy!

Yes. Shows how you take care of Gaga.

Anyone could have stolen her. Gaga doesn't belong on the floor.

That's ridiculous.

Have you been inhaling your scented candles?

Don't pretend you're angry. Or is that your plan?

-What plan? -You want to steal Gaga from me.

I want her to finally stop biting me.

-That's why we're here. -Enough!

Stop fighting. I can't bear it!

You've got to be kidding. What a moron!

Good God! For heaven's sake!

You have no control over your dog.

And now you're crying too. Stupid.

Go on. Look after her.

What a mess!

Sorry, Babs. I have to take the dog out.

Have you all lost the plot?

I'm leaving! Gustl, take me to the village right now.

Gustl isn't taking anyone anywhere.

Departure day is the day after tomorrow.

What's going on?

They'll take Torsten away.

That was our last chance. And we blew it.

No, it's all good. Come on, get up.

We did everything wrong.

You're just jealous because Gaga and I got on so well today.

Ouch!

Serves you right.

Come on, calm down.

What do you mean, they'll take him away? Who's "they"?

The Veterinary Office people.

If I can't prove I have Torsten under control

they won't let me keep him.

-Just tell them you do. -They check.

Torsten has to pass a temperament test.

I have to pass the dog handler's test.

He's considered a danger to the public.

Well, that is a problem.

I think it's time to start talking to Torsten differently, Babs.

You're the boss.

Set clear boundaries with him.

But… What if he doesn't like me anymore?

Look, Simon. This can't go on.

These hooligans are rioting, smashing up my furniture,

destroying everything. Please send them home.

I can't do that to the dogs. They haven't done anything wrong.

-The people are the problem. -Yes, of course.

But some people are beyond help.

Especially in one day. You only have tomorrow left.

I know.

I have to come up with something so they wake up and understand.

What's that?

A mood stabilizer.

I could use one of those. Every day.

No, thanks.

You know, I was in a clinic for quite a while

because I had mental health problems.

I actually still do.

The doctors gave me a few tools to help me cope with life better.

And one of them was to get a dog.

Because when you cuddle dogs,

your body releases all kinds of feel-good hormones.

Now Torsten has become the most important person in my life.

Dog.

Torsten is your dog.

Yes.

But to me, he's better than any human.

He's basically your main

social contact?

Exactly.

Well put.

Ziggy, come on, don't be childish.

Gaga and I want to be alone. It's my time…

-Ziggy, you bitch! -Hey!

What did you just say?

-Sorry, it… was a bit loud, right? -What's going on?

Well… My husband, he…

He locked me out. I…

-Now what? -Well, now…

Now we have a problem. I don't really know where to go.

Well…

Come in. I have a couch.

Yes, well…

That's very nice, but I…

No, that… I can't accept that. That won't… No, thank you.

-Are you afraid of me? -Afraid? Me?

No. Why? No.

Strange.

Most people are afraid of me.

Even those from the scene.

Drugs, robbery, human trafficking.

Hey, come on. I'm just kidding. I'm a cop.

You're a cop?

Yeah.

Oh, that's…

That's… That's crazy. I wouldn't have thought that. I mean…

Yeah.

That's… So Roxy is a police dog, right?

Retired.

No, I don't believe it.

Really?

-We should patch that up. Come on. -Yes. Of course…

Yeah. I can't believe it. I mean…

I… I really didn't expect that. That's…

I can't wait to see what Getafix has planned for today.

That's not his name.

By the way, are you feeling anything from his magic potion yet?

A bit, right?

Babs, seriously.

Did someone die, or why are you in such a good mood?

Touché. That hurts a bit.

So did you sleep well?

Still trouble in paradise?

-Yeah, we had a fight, that's all. -A fight? You two? No way.

Okay, everyone. Get into Gustl's carriage.

And behave yourselves.

Where are we going? Nodon's hut?

Wait and see. You'll find out.

Come on.

They're coming, Heidi. Our last chance.

He wears less every day.

One more day and we'll see him naked.

-I'd stay for that. -Oh, Ziggy!

Welcome to this sacred Celtic place, dear dagdas.

This is the tent of truth.

Many rituals and ceremonies have taken place here.

They continue to have an effect and can still be felt.

Babs.

Come to me.

May the tree of life,

its power…

and its wisdom

be with you.

Please enter.

I just hope his insurance covers tent fires.

Your dogs are a reflection of your soul.

They sense everything that troubles you and reflect it.

The most important step

is to recognize these things and work on changing them.

Use this opportunity.

For you, but most of all

for your dogs.

Babs.

Tell me what happened last night.

How did you react when Ziggy and Helmut had a fight?

I can't deal with it. I…

get nervous when people fight.

And Torsten?

-He was nervous too. -Do you see the connection?

It's my fault

It's all my fault.

I messed up.

If you stay calm and strong,

Torsten will also be calmer.

Babs, what makes you feel insecure?

What are you afraid of?

I'm afraid of saying the wrong thing

and that people will suddenly stop liking me.

Most people don't like me.

I don't know why.

But it's different with Torsten.

Torsten is always nice to me. He seems to like me the way I am.

He doesn't mind that I have to take medication.

He's the only one who's never judged me.

Babs, we don't judge you.

It's good that you've found medication that helps you.

Right?

It's really not a big deal. My doctor also gave me antidepressants.

Really?

-Babs, you have a goal. -Yes.

You want Torsten to listen to you. That's why you're here.

Show Torsten you're the leader with short, clear commands.

He needs that.

He'll be grateful.

Ah, well, if it's that easy,

I really don't understand why Brenda doesn't listen to me.

Because if I have one thing, it's leadership skills.

-Is that part of your job? -Yes.

No.

So what's going on with Brenda and me?

Brenda needs to know where she stands with you.

You two are a team, after all.

Right?

Yes, but you have to remember…

-Brenda isn't even her dog. -Exactly.

And she did say that she's not a dog person.

Oh, but you are all of a sudden?

Well… I mean…

I was able to bond with Gaga yesterday.

Because you didn't get in the way for once.

Is that true, Ziggy?

Could you be subconsciously sabotaging the bond between Helmut and Gaga?

-Me? -Yes.

I'm the saboteur?

Try the other way around.

Ask him how he always gets on my case when I buy Gaga something nice to wear.

Well, it doesn't pay for itself.

Yeah. That's why I'm starting my own business.

With scented candles.

Do you see that? Do you see how he's belittling me?

Come on, that's nonsense. I want you to build your own thing.

Oh, sure. Sabine explained exactly how you work.

-Yeah. -Sabine, huh?

You always complain when I spend your money.

But secretly you're happy

that I'm dependent on you so you have control over me.

That's a baseless accusation.

Is this the same Sabine who says I'm on the spectrum?

Where did you find her? On a supermarket bulletin board?

Just break up.

Excuse me?

Maybe Hakan's right.

You've been fighting since you got here.

And the poor dog

is the victim of your egos.

I thought we were here for dog training.

Yes, exactly.

Instead, he's tearing our relationship apart.

Sorry, but I…

No, I'm done listening. Amateur psychologist.

Come on, Ziggy, we're leaving.

Come on, darling.

Well, then. I'm leaving too.

Come on.

Help him.

Torsten, sit.

It worked.

Hakan, why are you so angry with Roxy?

Did she bite someone?

She didn't bite anyone.

She wears a muzzle, even though she hasn't bitten anyone.

Maybe you're trying to punish her?

It's her fault my little brother died.

I…

I need a break.

Come, Torsten.

What happened?

What did Roxy do?

It's a disgrace what this wannabe Celt is doing here, isn't it?

Outrageous. Who does he think he is?

I was suspicious of this whole Celtic hocus-pocus from the start.

I want to go back.

-Yes, me too. -Good.

Come on, Ziggy. Gustl can come back for the others later.

You're absolutely right, my dear.

What about you? Are you coming?

I'll wait for the others.

I want to practice a little with Torsten.

Suit yourself.

By the way, that was very brave of you just now.

No one's here. Typical.

Right, let's get our phones back. Okay?

I ran into the owner here yesterday and couldn't keep looking.

"Will Reisinger Inn have to close?"

"Owner Simon Reisinger

looks back on the worst season in the inn's history."

"'Without a miracle,' he says, 'the future for the inn looks bleak.'"

My God, he's cute.

I only saw him covered in shaving foam.

Yeah, but honestly, if you ask me, that's…

-Nodon. -Nodon.

Can you come here, please?

That cunning bastard is putting on this whole Celtic show to rip people off.

Well, maybe he's also trying to save the inn, right?

So what? It's still fraud.

What are we gonna do?

Find our phones.

Ew, dead buffaloes everywhere…

Look.

Celtic toilet paper.

Oh, Ziggy.

-Found them! -Thank God.

Where did you find this Celtic dog trainer?

The guy's a fraud.

-Listen, Ursula. -No, you listen.

I haven't made any progress, so postpone my appearance on the show.

Ursula, please.

No "please." You messed up.

I could've spared myself all this stress out here in the wilderness.

-Are you done? -Yes, my nerves are shot.

What were you thinking?

Listen, Ursula. And please don't get upset.

And remember, I'm just the messenger.

So…

After your scandal,

there are too many internal doubts about your suitability.

They'd rather go with a more reliable candidate.

Martin Weidenhuber.

Ursula? I'm sorry. Really.

Hello? Ursula? Are you still there?

This Nodon guy. I mean…

-Simon. -Simon, yeah.

He talked a lot of nonsense.

He can't judge us. He doesn't know us at all.

Exactly.

Ziggy?

I…

I'm often afraid…

of losing you.

-What? Why? -Well…

You're set on building your own business.

So you think I want to leave you?

Well, I…

I just want to be successful for once.

You know, so I don't always feel

so small and insignificant next to the successful and smart professor.

But Ziggy, you're not small and insignificant.

You have qualities I can only dream of.

You're a natural with people.

You live in the here and now with so much joy.

I hope you know how much you mean to me.

Maybe I just have to show that more clearly sometimes.

Very much so.

You know… For a long time, Gaga has been the only one to show that she loves me.

Oh, no.

No. Come on.

No…

-Where is Nodon? -He went to his hut with Heidi.

To his hut. Really?

He's probably communing with nature, like the Celts used to.

What's this about?

Nodon is a fraud.

As if he's a Celt. He's just a regular Tyrolean.

His name is Simon, and he owns this inn.

How do you know?

We exposed him.

-Can you prove it? -Yes.

Come with us.

No.

No!

Nodon isn't a fraud. No way.

You don't have to believe us, but come and see for yourself.

You know what? You're making up lies about him.

Because you didn't like what he said to you in the tent of truth.

That has nothing to do with it. Come and see for yourself.

No.

"Once again,

we see the structures inherent in our patriarchal society."

"If I were a man, no one would have been upset by my comment."

"But we women can't say that kind of thing."

"Because we always have to be kind,

warm, nice, maternal, and empathetic."

Look. The Celtic plait.

We'll get this guy.

Wait… I mean…

I'm against physical violence.

Who do you think I am? I'm a police officer.

No.

Yes.

-You're going to arrest him? -I… I'll give him a piece of my mind.

Okay.

And I'll give him a bad review.

"With the utmost disdain…"

No.

"With the utmost contempt…"

No.

"With sincere contempt, Ursula Brandmeier."

Send.

I mean, really…

Babs?

Babs?

Do you know where Babs is?

No.

I mean…

I do.

-She went up the mountain. -What? Why?

Probably wants to go to her Nodon

and live with him for the rest of their Celtic days.

-Oh God. -There's a storm coming.

We have to go get her.

We? I mean, isn't that dangerous?

Yeah.

I'm just saying.

No pressure from me. You decide for yourselves.

I'll come.

Yes. I can do something nice for someone for once.

Don't worry, Torsten.

We'll clear his name.

The others' claims are outrageous.

Nodon was always good to us.

Oh God.

He lied to us.

It's okay. You can go back if you want.

Roxy and I will go on.

Torsten, calm down.

Torsten, stop!

We don't need Nodon anymore.

We can do this on our own.

Babs!

-Ziggy! -Thank God.

We were so worried about you.

Going up the mountain in this weather was reckless.

I'm sorry.

You were right. Nodon really is a fraud.

His hut is empty and derelict.

You went up there?

Torsten, that's enough. Sit.

Sit.

Okay. Come on, now.

Before someone gets struck by lightning or drowns in this rain or…

-Urschi! -Urschi, watch out!

Urschi!

Urschi!

Urschi!

Oh God! Shit!

What do we do now?

-Damn! I have no reception. -We have to do something!

Hakan. I think Roxy can find her.

Roxy, find her! Find her!

Go!

Wait a second.

They went up the mountain in this storm?

Why do that?

You've been found out. They were in your room.

And they found all your Celtic junk.

They have zero mountain experience. Come on, Heidi.

What are you doing?

I'm bringing them back.

Take care of yourself.

Urschi!

Urschi!

-Urschi! -Urschi!

Roxy's picked up a scent.

-You hear that? -Yes.

That's Brenda.

Urschi!

Urschi!

Oh my God.

-Urschi. -Oh my God, Urschi.

Are you hurt?

Hey, is everything okay?

I think so.

-Hello. -Hey.

You wonderful girl.

I'm sorry I dragged you into this mess.

-Urschi, you look kind of… -…different.

Now I know where I know you from.

This is Ursula Brandmeier,

the candidate for the European Parliament.

Oh my God. Yes!

She had that awkward appearance on that talk show.

She's the dog hater. No wonder she's so nasty to Brenda.

Well, even though she doesn't like dogs, she's doing this for her disabled friend.

I… I don't have a disabled friend.

Everything I told you was a lie.

And Brenda is only with me because my advisor forced me

to take in a shelter dog.

What is wrong with you?

Why are you all lying?

Babs, I'll explain another time.

Can you get up?

Ow! I can't. My ankle.

I can't.

I can only suggest you leave me here for now,

but you have to take Brenda with you.

Nodon.

-Is she the only one who's hurt? -Yes.

We'll discuss everything else later.

Nothing seems to be broken.

Ursula Brandmeier.

I'm not so sure about that, Simon Reisinger.

How did you find her?

You idiots.

If you really want to kill yourselves,

please, go ahead.

But you're putting the people who have to rescue you in danger.

I'm really very sorry.

Well.

We'll put that on your gravestone then, okay?

-Leave it be. -Well, it's true.

Thanks.

Well, it's not broken. But it's badly sprained.

Well…

I know you're mad at me, but I…

Ziggy showed me a video of your talk show appearance.

You'd rather shoot yourself than be like me, yeah?

I'm truly sorry, Babs.

I didn't know you then.

Rather jump off a cliff, yeah?

Yeah.

But one thing I really don't get…

Simon was putting on an act too,

and you're not going for his throat?

What was that whole Getafix thing about?

I wanted to save the inn. Doing what I do best.

Yeah, showing off your six-pack. And putting on a fake accent.

Come on.

You guys love that kind of hokum.

If he hadn't gone all Celtic, no one would have come.

It's not all hokum.

Like the Celts,

I believe in a deep connection between dogs and humans.

And that dogs can heal people.

But not all of them.

Some people are beyond help.

Hakan, you can be very proud of Roxy.

Don't you think it's time to forgive her?

Forgive what?

Hakan?

My wife and I inherited Roxy from my little brother last year.

Emre.

Emre always wanted a big, strong dog.

One that could help him in his work as a security guard.

So I got him Roxy.

There was a break-in.

At night, in the store where Emre was on duty.

He tried to catch them.

Probably thought he could do it with the dog by his side.

But Roxy didn't help him.

On the contrary, she hid in the corner while Emre…

They knocked him down.

Severe head injury.

He didn't make it.

In the hospital, he woke briefly,

and I had to promise him I'd take good care of Roxy.

How can I?

It breaks my heart every time I look at that coward of a dog.

Oh man…

Hakan, you didn't do anything wrong.

Yeah.

And I'm sure Emre loved Roxy more than anything.

Roxy must be mourning Emre just as much.

You two actually have a lot in common.

You did well.

TWO MONTHS LATER

Stay. It's all good, Torsten. Focus.

You're doing well. Good.

-So far, he's doing well. -Really well.

-Oh, the ball. -Good, Torsten.

Don't go for the ball.

Great.

-He's not interested. -Right?

Great, Torsten.

Okay, Ms. Schubert, that's it.

-I'll do the evaluation now. -Oh God.

-Come on, darling. -And?

It'll take a minute.

-She's doing the evaluation. -It'll be fine.

-Yeah. -Well, there were a few slip-ups.

But it's not easy with all the distractions.

And maybe Torsten had exam nerves.

Let's wait for the result, hm?

By the way, Ziggy. Before I forget…

Oh, how sweet.

Oh no.

Oh, thank you, Haki.

Hey. I'm sorry.

Hey!

Well?

-Hello. -Hello.

-Hey. -Hello.

Did you pass?

She's still evaluating. Then she'll give us the result.

-Where is Brenda? -Back at the shelter.

-No. -What?

I'm joking, you dagdas.

That's not funny.

Now that I'm my own boss again, Brenda goes everywhere I go.

Well, my girl?

You know how skeptical I was at first, but Simon really knows his stuff.

-Nodon. -Nodon.

We agreed to call him "Nodon" so he won't get exposed.

The world needs Nodon.

Absolutely.

Oh, I think your result is coming.

Ms. Schubert, Torsten and you…

have passed the test.

-Yes! -Yes!

It's okay, Emmi. It's all good. Good girl.

She's just like me.

She always has something to say and doesn't like silence,

but Nodon is perfect for both of us, right Emmi?

And once I learn to relax, you'll relax too, right?

And where better than here?

Oh my God!

Subtitle translation by: Adam Dean, Diana Renker