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Hey. How are you?

I'm good.

We don't want to stop.

We don't want to stop. I know.

Oh, my God. What has it been?

A long time.

Yeah. That's crazy.

I can't believe it. Here.

Yeah.

Let's get ready.

There's just a couple things that, you know, I come to. Yeah. Well, I know you

mentioned you needed Marley and myself's help.

Marley, the thing is, she was stuck at the airport because her luggage got

So, you know, everything that she had. I know.

That's why I'm only here.

Okay. Well, I appreciate you coming early.

Well, yeah.

Thank you so much.

I'm the ultimate team player. You know that.

I just, this room just, we could kind of like maybe just turn this couch. Yeah,

yeah. You know, people sit there. Yeah, yeah.

Of course.

Anything for the family.

Anything for the family.

Trying to keep everyone in check.

Is that good?

Maybe just back.

Back a little bit?

That's good.

Like there? Yeah. All right.

Yeah, I mean, I got those folding chairs in the car.

Oh, no.

We don't use those here. No?

No. It's not like college.

Oh, don't even start. No more beer pong.

Don't even start there. Yeah, no more beer pong.

Well, for me, at least. I don't know what you're doing these days, but my

pong days are over.

When did we see each other last since college?

Well, when we were like that, if you know what I mean.

But now I'm married to your daughter, Mrs. Brooks.

Oh, Mrs.

Brooks. What?

Don't call me that.

Well, I'm married to your daughter. I'm divorced.

Actually separated.

Not technically divorced.

Really? I didn't know this.

You know, it happens.

Marlee never told me this.

And you haven't.

I don't talk about you. All right.

Please don't. She doesn't really talk about you. Please don't.

I would totally freak her out. So. And you know it would.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we had a good time, though.

You know, do you remember those days? I do. Like, you know, the frat parties

and. I do. You know, the. I kind of miss those days.

And I won't lie, I do kind of miss those.

What? Excuse me? Those.

Those what?

Come on.

I'm in certain... See? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Don't tell... You've got to be kidding me. Don't tell more.

Are you drunk?

No, not yet.

Oh, boy. Wow.

I should go get those folding chairs, I think.

I think I should go get the folding chairs.

And the card table?

Yeah.

Gosh.

We did have some great times in college, too. Yeah.

Oh. Excuse me. It's alright.

Yeah. I was kind of reminiscing.

Um.

What? I don't know. It just got me thinking. I'm sorry.

No. Me too.

Me too.

What were you thinking?

No. You couldn't be positive. I wish it would have worked out. You know?

Well. Oh.

So what?

I don't know.

For all times?

Don't.

Marley's not going to be here for a while.

And if she does, my phone will ring.

Why?

Because I want to have a good time.

I won't say anything if you don't.

You're so wrong. I know.

Kept thinking about your cock even when we broke up.

It was so long ago. And I still kind of, still to this day,

even masturbate to your cock

thinking the way that you fuck me.

Yeah? Uh -huh.

And... Yeah?

Thank you.

Even when I was fucking my ex -husband, I would just think about you.

What are

you

gonna do with that? Oh.

Don't turn him back.

Oh my god.

You cannot see me. I won't. I mean it. I won't see anything.

My daughter.

Okay.

Oh, man.

It's been so long. You miss the taste of my pussy?

Hmm.

Favorite.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh.

I'll do whatever you want

Are you rubbing on my clit?

Are you rubbing the cock on my clit?

Are you rubbing on my clit?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Come on, put it...

Right now

Holy shit. Did you fucking miss it? Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Holy shit.

Oh my gosh.

God damn.

God,

fuck. Why did I have to fucking leave?

You can't handle me.

You can't handle me, remember?

Oh, you were always hard to handle.

Yes God damn

You're a magic pussy, huh?

Oh, my God. Better with me.

You're a magic pussy.

I do.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Never met that.

Oh!

Oh, there we go, there we go.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Yes, yes.

You are something.

I

know.

I'm going to tease you some more.

I don't know what you're talking about, but I like it.

You're kidding,

right?

I'm part of the family now.

Babe, she told me not to stop.

I

don't

know what to say.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay, I thought you said you were... Go to your room!

No! And shut the fucking door!

Don't you fucking talk to me like that. I'm your adult mom.

I'm your fucking mother!

I'm your husband, fuck you.

Don't talk to me like that.

You're a fucking whore.

You're ridiculous. Oh, come on, Dean.

I thought you were going to your room.

What? I should hurt you.

No, don't. Don't.

Don't.

Don't? No. You're fucking my mom. You're ridiculous.

Yeah,

no. This is unbelievable. Should I stop?

Mom? Do you have anything to say?

Mom? This is so much better than it was before.

Before? What the fuck are you talking about before?

You guys were fucked before?

No, not like you think.

What do you mean not like I thank you when I'm playing while you're fucking

in the ass? No, back in college.

Oh, really?

Okay, so when I met you, you guys had recently been fucking her. I'm sorry.

This is disgusting.

Don't shoot the message. Why are you even watching it then?

I don't know.

I'll leave. I'll leave you to fuck my fucking mom.

Such a great husband.

Does dad know about this?

Babe,

can you just go to your room?

No. You don't tell me to go to my room.

No, you don't either.

No.

We were having a good time.

These are going to stay this way forever.

These are going to stay this way forever.

No, no.

Yeah, no.

You're never going to get these again.

No. You can enjoy that, I guess.

Seriously? You like older women now?

Or you always have, apparently.

Well, we used to be together. Oh, well, I guess you are older.

It kind of fits, huh?

Seriously?

A new position?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.

You only do one hucking position with me and it's bullshit. Oh, don't even go

there. Yeah, missionary.

Oh, you remember that, don't you, Mom? I'm sure you do. Oh, gosh.

This is disgusting.

What are you going to do, Mom? Why are you still sitting here?

I'm standing.

Go up here to your room or get out of my...

Can I take my husband with me? No, he's apparently divorcing you. Oh, he's

divorcing me just like my dad is divorcing you.

I'm divorcing your dad.

Oh, no, I don't think that's how it works. I think so.

No, no.

Oh, oh, he's going to let you ride it. Oh, okay. That's right.

Yeah, he doesn't let me do that.

Okay. Well, all right.

Yeah.

Seriously? Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

At least I'm keeping it in the family.

You fucking naked.

Yeah, you're gonna fucking come for me? Oh my gosh.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking come. Right there.

Right there.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I do.

Wow.

So what? Are you going to give my mom some more kids and not give me any now?

Oh,

okay. Wow.

Wow.

I see why you were okay with me marrying him, just so you could steal him back

from me.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks. Can we talk about this afterwards?

No, I don't know.

Listen, you're really fucking ruining it, okay? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Let me...

Enjoy that.

She's not going to be around as long as I am.

Okay, we get it.

How did you put up with her?

That's why she doesn't fucking live here anymore.

Oh my, if you could put it that way.

Oh my

That was from the old times.

Wow.

Holy shit.

I think I'm going to be in a lot of trouble.

But it was worth it. No, you're not.

I'm her mother.

Wow.

She does what I say.

Thank you.