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Tiger Tiger's name. 12 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,789 I don't-- I don't have his name. 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,458 It was a... a no-name scenario, he said. 14 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,001 HOMER: Yeah, that's... that's... 15 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,546 that's really convenient for you. 16 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,631 There's no way I can find him and get him to attest 17 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:51,635 to any of this bullshit. (SIGHS) 18 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:55,013 How can I find this guy, Clark, to verify your story? 19 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,807 You know anything about him? Any details? 20 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:57,975 (SCOOTER WHIRRING) 21 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,268 CLARK: He's on DTF. 22 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,061 HOMER: Tiger Tiger? 23 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,147 Well, no. (STAMMERS) As himself. 24 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,566 He-- he had a vous. 25 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:09,778 A rendezvous at a roller rink. 26 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,863 -HOMER: Local, here? -CLARK: Yeah. 27 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,324 "No one's normal. Just looks like that 28 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,951 from across the street." That guy. 29 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,537 -CLARK: He said that, too. -HOMER: (SIGHS) Said what? 30 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,707 He said that sentence to me. Tiger Tiger. I remember. 31 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,338 Carol Smernitch. Go interview her 32 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:31,008 about the second bike. I signed your clearance. 33 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,718 I'm gonna go talk to Modern Love. 34 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:36,555 ♪ ("COMES THE SUN" BY THE ARCHIES PLAYING) ♪ 35 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:41,351 ♪ Here comes the sun Here comes the sun ♪ 36 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,688 ♪ I feel it breakin' Right out loud ♪ 37 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,816 ♪ Kick off your shoes Everything's new ♪ 38 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,694 ♪ Listen to the breeze Singin' to the trees ♪ 39 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,697 ♪ Oh, la, la, la, la ♪ 40 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:57,200 ♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪ 41 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,745 -♪ La, la, la, la ♪ -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 42 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,956 The day before Floyd Smernitch was killed 43 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,877 and visited by someone on a bicycle like this, 44 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:11,006 you recovered this bicycle, of Clark Forrest's, 45 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,799 from the Twyla Bicycle Shop. 46 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,385 Why? 47 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:18,722 Can you speak up? 48 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,265 (FIRMLY) You heard me. 49 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:26,647 My son wanted to ride that bicycle to school, 50 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,399 for his first day at a new school. 51 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:32,027 He thought it was cool, even though it's not. 52 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,403 But that's what he thought, 53 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,781 and, uh, that's what he wanted to do. So... 54 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,408 I paid all that sprocket money, 55 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,785 and, uh, yeah. 56 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,079 The morning. 57 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,625 That early morning when Floyd was 58 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,586 at the Kevin Kline, in the pool shed, 59 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,589 where were you? 60 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,591 On the morning of November 8th, 61 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,094 uh, that's the day before Floyd Smernitch 62 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,387 was discovered dead, 63 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,056 you had a DTF encounter. 64 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,267 Yes, I had a DTF encounter the morning before. 65 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,936 Where was that encounter? 66 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,354 Here. 67 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,106 Uh, I had a roller-skating scenario 68 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,315 that I wanted to explore. 69 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,193 And you made that arrangement with someone on DTF? 70 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,195 Couples skate was the, uh... 71 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,282 thing. Just rolling and holding hands. 72 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,785 -That was my, um... -Rolling and holding hands? 73 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,120 -Yeah. -HOMER: Uh-huh. 74 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,414 So, you arranged to m-- 75 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,748 Was it a man you were...? 76 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,209 Yeah, it could've been a woman, but roller-skating aptitude... 77 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,919 -HOMER: Mm. -...was, uh... 78 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,507 part of the thing, and only a man answered. 79 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,092 HOMER: How did that work? 80 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:43,140 Just like, uh, we had the rink to ourselves, 81 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:46,017 and we rolled around holding hands. 82 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,687 -Holding hands? -It's a pretty common thing. 83 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,857 Like, your dad takes your hand when you cross the street 84 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,152 or enter a haunted house to make you feel safe, you know? 85 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,903 And you do it on dates. 86 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,951 There's a thrill at the beginning. 87 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,870 And years can go by without that now. 88 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,997 -Without holding hands? -It's a nice feeling. 89 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,415 When was the last time you did it? 90 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,043 My... 91 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,796 My wife. 92 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,882 -Yeah, I guess. Years ago. -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 93 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,759 CHRISTOPHER ROBERT SPURCE: It's a very positive one. 94 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,887 Like, you don't really end anymore where you used to. 95 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,140 You just keep on going. 96 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,517 You did this with a man that morning, November 8th? 97 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,977 Yes. 98 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,604 Did you talk to this man? 99 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,063 Yeah, plenty. 100 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,901 Kevin. From Chicago. 101 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,987 HOMER: He was visiting from Chicago? 102 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,073 Yeah, he was in town for a couple of days. 103 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,992 Do you have his full name? 104 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,080 Kevin... 105 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,501 Van Der Lonse. 106 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,921 (QUIETLY) S, uh, E. 107 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,090 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 108 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:04,513 Where were you between 4:30 and 5:00 a.m., then? 109 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,473 Beside my son. 110 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,142 He had had a rough night. 111 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,188 I slept in a chair in there, in his room. 112 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,607 Beside my son. 113 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,570 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 114 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,121 I just have one last question. 115 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,544 What happened to Mr. Smernitch's penis? 116 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,755 We've heard accounts of the day of the trauma. 117 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,634 Cars, a motorcycle. 118 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,888 But those events weren't-- 119 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,181 Right, that's a day... 120 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,310 That's a day that I don't like to think about. 121 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,062 And it-- 122 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,273 You don't need to know. 123 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,358 Floyd wasn't killed because he had a crooked dick. 124 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,318 So, thank you for asking, but no. 125 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:09,035 Our lives were changed that day and not because of dick reasons. 126 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,621 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 127 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,457 Okay. That's fine. 128 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,543 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Uh, we learned the husband, 129 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,962 he knew. He knew about the affair 130 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,505 his wife was having with Forrest. 131 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:21,840 Yeah, then he threatened Forrest. 132 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,341 Then he was killed. 133 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,302 -That's motive. -HOMER: No, no. 134 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,596 He knew about the affair in the sense that... 135 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,015 in the sense that 136 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,685 he would watch. The husband, we learned. 137 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,062 -Watch what? -HOMER: The affair. 138 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,273 From the closet. 139 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:41,735 He was a part of it. I mean, that was a part of it. 140 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,613 They were all consenting. 141 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,657 That's... Really? 142 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,368 The other guy? He watched too. 143 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,871 It was a thing. Just all of them, you know. 144 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,499 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 145 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,976 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 146 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,949 What are you saying, Detective? 147 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,408 The case was sound. 148 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,537 -It's less sound the more I... -The more you believe him. 149 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,331 Yeah. 150 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,375 BOB DALT: Well, I don't believe him. 151 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,919 Forrest gets a prescription for Amphezyne, yeah? 152 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:45,382 To help some other guy fuck his girlfriend? 153 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,759 Have you ever done a favor for a friend like that? 154 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,511 I have not. No. 155 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,767 HOMER: There's another bike. The wife had it. 156 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,520 She has a record. 157 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,689 We're trying to determine for what. 158 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,361 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 159 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,744 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 160 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,094 (SIGHS) 161 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,849 Tiger Tiger, that meetup? I found him. 162 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,809 What if he corroborates? 163 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,103 Corroborates the weatherman's story? 164 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,396 Yeah. 165 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,607 -Then I'm listening. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 166 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,943 HOMER: I think I can prove Forrest didn't do it. 167 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,237 -Tiger Tiger. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 168 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,364 JODIE PLUMB: I think I can prove Carol didn't do it. 169 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:52,824 Stephen Queece. 170 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,576 DEPUTY: Kevin Van Der Lonse? 171 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,082 Are you Kevin Van Der Lonse? 172 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,751 Yeah. 173 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,879 -They want you. -Oh. 174 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,131 HOMER: Kevin. 175 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,301 Did Clark Forrest hire you to come to St. Louis 176 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,637 and pretend to be a Tiger Tiger to meet a man 177 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,849 at the Kevin Kline Junior Pools early November? 178 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,226 Yes. 179 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,812 But... 180 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,568 But I see him the day before, the sign language guy. 181 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,654 Nice face. Okay, great. 182 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:35,158 Just, the whole package wasn't my kind of-- 183 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,576 wasn't my kind of package. 184 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,495 (FLOYD GRUNTS, GROANS) 185 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:44,125 Older than like-- Not real together, so... 186 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,545 And I know that sounds harsh, but I didn't wanna go there 187 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:51,466 and disappoint everyone. You know, make him feel worse. 188 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,094 Because the other guy said that he had been feeling like... 189 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,888 like sad for a while. 190 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,225 So, I just left. 191 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,935 You never went to that meeting? 192 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,895 At the pools? 193 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,355 No. 194 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,940 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 195 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,025 KEVIN VAN DER LONSE: I left the day before. 196 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,152 And Clark Forrest never asked you 197 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,447 to show up and bring a Bloody Mary with you, or anything like that? 198 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,075 You know, give this guy a drink, or anything like that? 199 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,370 No. Clark just wanted me to come and be around his friend. 200 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,373 And if I got aroused, hey, all right. 201 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,375 He said that would be great for the other guy, 202 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,585 in terms of his feelings and stuff. 203 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,754 If it so happened. 204 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,384 But, you know, it wasn't gonna so happen, 205 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,594 so-- so I left. 206 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,932 Why did he go? 207 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,517 -To the pools? -KEVIN: Yeah. 208 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,604 Because I called it off. So why did he still go? 209 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,898 (SIGHS) Tiger Tiger, man, 210 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,317 I just don't know. 211 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,655 CLARK: I'm sorry about the nix. 212 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,073 (PAINTBALL GUNS POPPING IN DISTANCE) 213 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,283 FLOYD: This is a good idea. 214 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,952 Just get out and have some fun. 215 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:02,912 Yeah. 216 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,415 (DISTANT CLAMOR) 217 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,666 FLOYD: Tough week. 218 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,127 CLARK: Yeah. 219 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,423 I don't really wanna shoot you with a paintball gun, though. 220 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,675 FLOYD: You know, I don't-- I don't really wanna shoot you either. 221 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:23,141 Maybe we just sit in the forest and talk? 222 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,438 -CLARK: Cool. Yeah. -FLOYD: Cool. 223 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,607 CAROL LOVE-SMERNITCH: Yeah, you kind of gotta use your weight 224 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,400 to guide it a little bit. 225 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,652 -That's good. -RICHARD: Yeah, it's cool. 226 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,404 (LAUGHING) I don't know, is it? 227 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,782 Yeah. I mean, it's a cool bike. 228 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,242 If I ride it to school, 229 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,661 it's my first day at Washington, they'll think I'm cool. 230 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:44,787 Oh. 231 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,082 You sure you think it's a cool bike? 232 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,626 Because maybe it's not. 233 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,711 RICHARD: Yeah. Floyd rides it. 234 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,964 Mr. Forrest. It's really cool. It's low. I mean... 235 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,635 Yeah, I don't know if that makes it cool. 236 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,596 How 'bout I just drive you for your first day? 237 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,514 RICHARD: Nah, I'm gonna take this bike. 238 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,811 Okay. Well, maybe just give it a little thought. 239 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,480 (RECUMBENT BIKE WHIRRING) 240 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,689 RICHARD: Whoa. 241 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,154 {\an8}CLARK: You know, my job is stupid. 242 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,823 {\an8}Your job is important, 243 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,743 {\an8}and you should feel good about yourself. 244 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,662 {\an8}FLOYD: Your job is not stupid. 245 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,040 I hold the sun in my hand on billboards. 246 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,541 It's embarrassing. 247 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,086 You can't hold the sun in your hand. 248 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,963 Yeah, it would be hot. 249 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,382 -CLARK: Yeah. -(CHUCKLES) 250 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,385 Your job... 251 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,348 It's one of the things I started liking about you, 252 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:49,018 you're so good at it, you know, you connect to people. 253 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,355 You tell people when it's gonna rain. 254 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,691 They need that on a day-to-day basis. 255 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,901 I'm just a face. 256 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,612 You're a heart, so come on. 257 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,739 (IN ASL) 258 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,424 -(DISTANT CLAMOR) -(PAINTBALL GUNS POPPING) 259 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,277 (RECUMBENT BIKE WHIRRING) 260 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,155 CAROL: Bye. Have fun at school. 261 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:49,954 (SIGHS) 262 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,165 ♪ Hey, ump money You're coming with me ♪ 263 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,752 ♪ Today's the fuckin' day We get a new furniture set ♪ 264 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,087 ♪ More grown up And bedding and shit ♪ 265 00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,922 ♪ For Richard's room ♪ 266 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,508 ♪ Fuck yeah ♪ 267 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,635 I wanna matter to someone, I guess. 268 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,097 You matter. You matter to your girls. 269 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,184 -You matter to Eimy. -Yeah. I do. 270 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,228 I'm going to sound like a jerk saying this, 271 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,106 'cause who am I to say this? 272 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,191 But, um... 273 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:24,655 You know, I've mattered to them for 12 straight years, and... 274 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,033 I don't know. 275 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:33,498 I wanna matter to someone else also. 276 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,459 I guess. 277 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,419 That's middle age talking. 278 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,173 That thing with Carol this summer, 279 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,342 I think 280 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:49,138 I wanted to matter to someone again, so... 281 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,474 ♪ (SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 282 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,851 ♪ Shit cost a little more Than I thought ♪ 283 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,938 ♪ But I got Some really good shit here ♪ 284 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,028 (SIGHS) 285 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,342 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 286 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,345 {\an8}FLOYD: She worked so hard getting me ready for that test. 287 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,514 {\an8}CLARK: You talking about the financial thing? 288 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,350 {\an8}Yeah, she was... Yeah, she even made flashcards 289 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,935 {\an8}for the math that I didn't know. 290 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,646 {\an8}And we worked on it together for, like, over a year. 291 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,690 And then, finally, we get there, and it's like, 292 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,484 "I don't wanna do this anymore. I just want to sign." 293 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,195 -Signing's important. -FLOYD: (SCOFFS) Yeah. 294 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,197 I could feel it. 295 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,033 It was like this tornado just came down 296 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,953 and was like-- swept up all the sexy, 297 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,497 cool, fun stuff between us, and it just... 298 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,749 (IMITATES GUST) ...took it up in the air, 299 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,294 took it away when I told her. 300 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,381 We-- We met during a tornado. 301 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,595 Yeah, that tornado... 302 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,223 that's when you started to tell me the story 303 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,726 about your penis, and you never finished that. 304 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,270 Oh, yeah? My penis story? Uh, where did I leave off? 305 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,063 There was that thing with the car. 306 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,566 Yeah, you said that, and then the motorcycle 307 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,193 almost hit your dick, but it didn't. 308 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,279 Oh, yeah. No. And then I came home, 309 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,864 and I told Carol 310 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,949 that we'd always have to struggle. 311 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,659 Always. 312 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,245 Like, always. 313 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:40,124 Marry me, always struggle. 314 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,460 That's what I said. I mean, might as well have been. 315 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,086 Yeah, and she cried. 316 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,339 Yeah, Richard saw that. That was that day. 317 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,592 Yeah, except what happened to your penis? 318 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:53,513 Oh. Um, we just went to bed, and then, uh, 319 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,431 Richard came in and hit me in the dick 320 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,807 with a baseball bat. 321 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,559 Poor kid. 322 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,771 I feel so bad for him. I mean... (INHALES DEEPLY) 323 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:06,317 I-- I-- I made his mom cry. 324 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,194 He was so young. He didn't know what was going on, 325 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,654 and I made his mom cry. 326 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,365 And he just... I don't know. I mean, I just... 327 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,993 I just love that kid so much. 328 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,828 And, uh... 329 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,624 he needs his mom, and I-- I hurt her. 330 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,669 And it's just my dick. I mean, it's not like I... 331 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,546 (SCOFFS) 332 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:30,299 ...needed that for anything for like six years, seven years. 333 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,301 -That's middle age talking. -Yeah. 334 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,679 Same boat, you and me. 335 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,850 S-- Summer's over, feels like. 336 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,270 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 337 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:46,274 Yeah. All I got to show for it is a little color on my run. 338 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,779 You know, Floyd, 339 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,491 I don't know, what-- what if you... 340 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,369 What if you go to the Kevin Kline pools 341 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,496 -in the morning... -♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 342 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,832 ...just like the plan? 343 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,293 -The Tiger Tiger plan? -Yeah. 344 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,295 And-- And there would... 345 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,213 There'd be like a surprise there. 346 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,215 Be a reason. You know, a good reason. 347 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812 -Tomorrow morning? -Mm-hmm. 348 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,564 I go and there's, like, 349 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,858 a surprise for me there or something? 350 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,484 I don't know. That sounds kind of exciting. 351 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,029 It sounds kind of fun. I don't know. I guess... 352 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,157 I don't know, I guess. I don't know. 353 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,410 Bring your Playgirl spread. 354 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,704 Should I be ready for anything? 355 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,039 Should I bring my curve cocktail? 356 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,624 You be ready for anything. 357 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,251 I gotta tell Carol I'm going out of town. 358 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,629 I mean, I can't leave at 3:30 in the morning. 359 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,256 Stay at the Quality Garden. Use my account. 360 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:53,883 Cool. 361 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,011 ♪ ("YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE" BY ELIZABETH MITCHELL PLAYING) ♪ 362 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,939 (RECUMBENT BIKE WHIRRING) 363 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,610 (SIGHS) 364 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:23,037 ♪ You are my sunshine My only sunshine ♪ 365 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:28,959 ♪ You make me happy When skies are gray ♪ 366 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:35,091 ♪ You'll never know, dear How much I love you ♪ 367 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,467 ♪ Please don't take ♪ 368 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,095 -Wait, what? What? -♪ My sunshine away... ♪ 369 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,722 What? This is so cool. 370 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,184 What? Oh, my gosh. 371 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,769 What? 372 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,522 (IMITATES DINOSAUR ROAR) 373 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,900 -I did that one. (CHUCKLES) -RICHARD: What? This is so cool. 374 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,778 -Oh, my gosh. -Good one, Carol Love. 375 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,115 -Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 376 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,991 RICHARD: So cool. Thank you. 377 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,785 Where is it you said you were going again? 378 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,078 I don't remember you telling me. 379 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,287 Jeff City. 380 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,874 It's the governor's presser. I'm signing it tomorrow morning. 381 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,252 It's about voting or something important. 382 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,462 Well, be careful driving. 383 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,630 Okay. 384 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,186 -Bye, Carol Love. -Bye, sweetie. 385 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,190 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 386 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,083 Hey, you going to sweep something up? 387 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,378 -(DOOR OPENS) -Richard? 388 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,089 (DOOR CLOSES) 389 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,851 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(GASPS) 390 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,353 -(CRYING) -All right. Richard, what is wrong? 391 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,148 No! Don't tell Floyd! Don't tell Floyd! 392 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,233 I'm not going to. I'm not going to. 393 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,985 -What is wrong? -Don't tell him! 394 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,363 Don't! Don't tell him! 395 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,032 -Don't tell him! -I won't. 396 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,200 It's okay. It's okay, honey. 397 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,410 DOCTOR: He's doing better. He's calmed. 398 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,204 He's calm now. 399 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,372 CAROL: I'm worried. Is he gonna hurt himself? 400 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,166 DOCTOR: Well, let's keep him here for a little bit, 401 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,127 a few hours. We'll see how the diazepam worked. 402 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,087 He's had events like this? 403 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,381 CAROL: Yeah. 404 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,259 DOCTOR: Okay. Was there a trigger tonight? 405 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,678 CAROL: We had a good day. 406 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,556 DOCTOR: Nothing provoked this? Tonight? 407 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,393 CAROL: We had a really good day, and the night was just normal. 408 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,521 DOCTOR: Okay. 409 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,439 Well, we'll check on him in a little bit then. 410 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,565 CAROL: Okay. 411 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,119 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA) 412 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,252 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 413 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,880 (FLOYD GRUNTS, PANTS) 414 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,685 -(RAIN PATTERING) -Are you tired? 415 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,981 We'll get home and get right to bed, okay? 416 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,734 (BUS ENGINE RUMBLING SOFTLY) 417 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,963 -CAROL: Get some sleep, okay? -(RICHARD SNIFFLES) 418 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,048 CAROL: We don't have to figure anything out. 419 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:06,010 We can figure it out tomorrow, okay? 420 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,889 Good night. I love you. 421 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:11,640 RICHARD: Okay. 422 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,311 Hey. I love you. 423 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,688 RICHARD: Yeah, I-- I heard you. 424 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,650 -(INSECTS CHIRPING) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 425 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,028 DEPUTY: Stephen Queece? 426 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:30,159 HOMER: So, how you spelling that, Queece? 427 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,202 -Spelling what? -HOMER: "Queece." 428 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:36,498 Q-U-E-E-C-E. Queece. 429 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,710 HOMER: Queece, you do a few things in Twyla, hmm? 430 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,462 Primarily, I'm a student. 431 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,173 But you're also 432 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,175 president of the Umpires Association 433 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,093 -of St. Louis County? -Yes. 434 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,970 HOMER: How old are you? 435 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,056 I'm 15 years of age. 436 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,729 Stephen, did you place this item in the mailbox 437 00:23:58,812 --> 00:23:59,939 of the Smernitch home? 438 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,148 It's an award. 439 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,859 Umpire of the Year. 440 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,695 It's a certificate of that. 441 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,531 Yeah, there's no stamp. 442 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:14,370 Did you put this award in the Smernitch mailbox 443 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:15,537 on November 8th? 444 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,039 I don't remember the date. 445 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,624 Well, we retrieved it. 446 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,376 Uh, we collected it and impounded it 447 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,920 on the morning of November 9th, so... 448 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,880 Then it was that morning. 449 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,549 -The 9th? -STEPHEN QUEECE: Yeah. 450 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,928 'Cause I put it in the mailbox in the morning on my paper route. 451 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,722 -You're a paper boy? -Paper person. 452 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:34,848 Hmm. 453 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:37,893 And I placed it in the mailbox of the Smernitch home 454 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,562 on that morning on my paper person route. 455 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,648 How early would that have been? 456 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:46,110 -Pretty early. -Like, specifically? 457 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,153 Specifically, that would have been 458 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:52,866 between about 4:30 a.m. and 5:00-ish a.m. 459 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,454 And why didn't you mail it? 460 00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:59,123 It's Umpire of the Year. 461 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,250 STEPHEN: I walk past the Smernitch home 462 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,419 on my paper person route, 463 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,254 and I thought Carol would be really happy 464 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,922 to receive the award. 465 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,133 For Umpire of the Year. 466 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,052 She's, um... 467 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,471 Carol's umpiring, 468 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,017 that was a real uphill battle. 469 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,936 At the beginning of umpiring baseball, 470 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,397 I don't think Carol knew what, like, 471 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,191 -balls and strikes were. -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 472 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:29,903 STEPHEN: And Carol had good and bad days. 473 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:31,530 CAROL: Where is field two? 474 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,782 STEPHEN: She-- She wasn't, like, totally perfect. 475 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,201 But, mostly, she was pretty great. 476 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,494 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(UMPIRE GRUNTS) 477 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,288 STEPHEN: She would stay sometimes 478 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,040 to learn about the game. 479 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,083 And when I award someone the award 480 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,627 for Umpire of the Year, it's on the basis 481 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,505 of how that umpire takes care of the kids. 482 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,175 Ball four. Take your base. 483 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:55,262 STEPHEN: And Carol fudged a lot for the kids who struggled. 484 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:58,140 -Strike three. Batter out. -STEPHEN: And most of the time, if you struck out... 485 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,183 CAROL: Hey. 486 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,310 ...she'd send you out with a pat on the back. 487 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,313 You'll get him next time. Chin up, Ramirez. 488 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,982 STEPHEN: It's all part of being Umpire of the Year. 489 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,650 And that's why this year 490 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,487 that award went to Carol Smernitch. 491 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,238 And she was there. 492 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,866 She was in the chair there. 493 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:17,743 And I was like... 494 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,412 Usually, when I approach a home, 495 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,665 the lights are off. No one's there. 496 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,751 -But-- But the lights were on. -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 497 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,545 When you approach a home as a paper person, right? 498 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,464 -Yeah. -HOMER: Okay. 499 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,842 I don't approach homes otherwise. 500 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,929 And you placed this award in her mailbox then, 501 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,515 the morning of November 9th? 502 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,683 If that's when you found it, yes. 503 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,020 Between 4:30 a.m. and 5:00 a.m., 504 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,939 you saw her then? 505 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,483 That's my paper person window, yes. 506 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,902 You saw Carol Smernitch there, in the chair, 507 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,029 right there, during that time frame? 508 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,031 Why is that so important? 509 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,950 Because that's when her husband... 510 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,079 That's when he was dying. 511 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,833 She was asleep. 512 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,883 Uh, okay, Queece. Thank you. 513 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,094 -That is all? -HOMER: That is all. 514 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:21,640 Uh, you run a nice baseball association, um, 515 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:22,933 umpire thing. 516 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,768 Just keep up the good work. 517 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,312 ♪ (BROODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 518 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,111 (DOOR OPENING) 519 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:36,905 (DOOR CLOSING) 520 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,490 Her sealed conviction. 521 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,578 Shoplifting toilet paper 522 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:47,249 when she was a child. She just grew up poor. 523 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,959 -Never hurt anyone. -HOMER: Hmm. 524 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,836 Tiger Tiger's gonna come to court 525 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,088 and say Forrest didn't do it. 526 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,883 Queece will come in and say she didn't either. 527 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,467 HOMER: What did we just do? 528 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,263 Did we just team up 529 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,307 to not solve a murder? 530 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,435 CLARA GILCHRIST: What's your position 531 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,854 with the district attorney going to be, Detective Homer? 532 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,607 Uh, that you can now put a witness up 533 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,734 to corroborate Mr. Forrest's account. 534 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:16,111 Tiger Tiger. I'm gonna tell Bob Dalt 535 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,280 that I wouldn't make this arrest today, that... 536 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:19,865 (SIGHS) 537 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,911 ...I believe Clark Forrest's account 538 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:26,246 of the events of the past summer are 539 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:27,831 largely true. 540 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,167 CLARA: Clark. 541 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,793 They're going to drop your case. 542 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,337 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 543 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:36,298 HOMER: That's why I'm here. 544 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,967 I'm obligated to inform the defendant first. 545 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,595 Any new evidence going into the record, 546 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:42,804 -you first. -(SIGHS) 547 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:44,723 CLARA: And you're free. 548 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,475 Well, you're going to be free, uh, 549 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,352 -next week, most likely. -(CHUCKLES) 550 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,729 And, uh, then there'll be a new case 551 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:54,149 when we can prove... Not me. 552 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:58,654 Um, when somebody, someday, can prove who that was 553 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,782 that rode all the way up there on that bicycle 554 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,368 and was with Floyd Smernitch when he was killed. 555 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:08,497 Yeah. 556 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,666 Yeah, okay. 557 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,338 Yeah, that was me. 558 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,840 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 559 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,759 CLARK: At the Kevin Kline pools. 560 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,097 Yeah, that was me. 561 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:29,559 (SLURPS) 562 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:32,729 CLARK: I rode there on my bicycle. 563 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,356 I thought I could give him something 564 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,482 he seemed to need. 565 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,948 -(GRUNTS) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 566 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,827 (GROANS) 567 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,625 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 568 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,085 CLARK: Hey. Okay? 569 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,879 Okay. Hey. 570 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,089 (DOOR OPENS) 571 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:02,884 Hey. 572 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:05,679 Hey. 573 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,056 (CHUCKLES) 574 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:09,766 What's that? 575 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:13,270 FLOYD: Uh, it's, uh, Amphezyne. 576 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:16,106 I poured it in here. I didn't wanna be presumptuous 577 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,358 and take it in front of someone. You have to take it late. 578 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,069 Yeah. Did you just take some? Take a safe amount? 579 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:24,031 Yeah. I took the other boner medication earlier. 580 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,824 What are you doing here, man? 581 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,287 Uh, well, I'm just... 582 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,958 I'm just gonna go for it, in terms of, uh, just... 583 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,003 just saying things to you, you know, 584 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,922 um, uh, my friendship feelings. 585 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:41,882 Uh... 586 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,217 Pretty complex. 587 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,595 Yeah. 588 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:49,890 I admire you. 589 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:52,559 Same. 590 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,313 You're full of love. 591 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,065 And, like, 592 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,318 comedy, you know, between us. 593 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,487 -There's a lot. -A lot-lot. 594 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,072 Yeah. 595 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,032 And, um, 596 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:10,410 I feel safe. 597 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,829 You know, and it's... 598 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,292 I don't know, with you. 599 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,295 You know, you Frenched that guy so you don't hurt his feelings? 600 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,005 You know, come on. I mean... 601 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,426 Is that the Playgirl? Can I see that? 602 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,554 (PAGES RUSTLING) 603 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:30,847 CLARK: This is, uh... 604 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,773 It's cool, you know? 605 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,650 Slender. Okay. 606 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,860 Uh, but hey, I... 607 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:47,030 I don't feel safe with this guy. 608 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:52,536 I feel safe with this guy, from the cyclone and right now. 609 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:54,955 (CHUCKLES) 610 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,125 So... 611 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,836 meat on the bones is okay? 612 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,879 I've been trying for less meat. 613 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:07,717 Or try just loving yourself, 614 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:08,760 like I do. 615 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,179 Like you love yourself? 616 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,305 No. 617 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,307 Like I love you. 618 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,560 You know, with, uh... 619 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:21,982 complex... 620 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,402 Complex what? 621 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:29,573 Complex feelings. I don't know. 622 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,078 I just think you should love yourself, man. 623 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,584 Do you love yourself, man? 624 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,881 Not lately. No. 625 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:47,966 -Why? -Mm. 626 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,177 What don't you love about yourself? 627 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,099 Like, my legs. (LAUGHS) 628 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,893 Yeah, you always wear sweatpants to the gym. 629 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,895 I don't even really know what your legs look like. 630 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,606 Yeah, not my favorite part of, uh... 631 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,986 Yeah, for me, it would be my mid-area. 632 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,238 -Mm. -(CHUCKLES) 633 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:12,574 Like... 634 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:16,036 Like, my lats. They kind of like dead end. 635 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,497 You know? 636 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,874 Like, I don't have, like, a nice line like you, 637 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:21,917 like you do. 638 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:24,586 My lats? 639 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,506 Yeah, you-- you have a nice lat line. 640 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,883 It's like I notice it when you wear that V-neck, uh, 641 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,052 gray pocket tee you wear to the gym sometimes. 642 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,970 Like, come. Let me show you. 643 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,224 Like, you have a-- you have a nice line. 644 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,225 Like your-- 645 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:41,645 your lat line goes right down across your RC. 646 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,396 -RC? -Yeah, your rib cage. 647 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,398 It goes-- goes all the way down, 648 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:46,608 like, almost past-- 649 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,944 Yeah, like all the way down past your RC. 650 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,155 That's like a feature of, you know... (EXHALES) 651 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,366 ...classical-- like beautiful classical sculptures. 652 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,784 That was called a long body. 653 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:59,454 I don't have that. Mine's like, um, stout. 654 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,748 Strong. 655 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,834 FLOYD: You think it's in your head 656 00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:07,796 that you... that you don't like your legs? 657 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,885 Yeah, they were pretty skinny when I was a kid. 658 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,220 Yeah, I get it. 659 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,931 I mean, you-- your legs fill out in middle age. 660 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:21,142 Like here, let me, uh-- Like, let me show you. Um... 661 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,854 Like, in this picture. 662 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:27,148 Yeah, this one where I'm dealing with the skeletons. 663 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,192 Like, you see how my legs are tapered there 664 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,486 and they're, like, less stout? 665 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,196 Whereas, like, now, 666 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:35,490 like, they've grown. 667 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,910 And so... (GRUNTS) ...it's like 668 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:41,037 a much bigger... 669 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,247 -a much bigger base. -Yeah. 670 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,707 -Yeah. Yeah, that's... -See? 671 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,417 -Stout. -CLARK: Yeah. 672 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,793 -That's better. -Like a bigger base. 673 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:49,087 I can see that. That's better. That's a... 674 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,673 Yeah. That's a better base. 675 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,343 Do you think it's, um... 676 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,554 It's just you think they're skinny 677 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,765 'cause of all those painful years of you as a kid? 678 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:03,476 'Cause I think you've got a-- a nice base, man. 679 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,022 You think... 680 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,482 You think that maybe it's just in my head? 681 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,318 FLOYD: Yeah. Oh. (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 682 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,694 Yeah, come on! 683 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,030 Yes. All in your head. 684 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:16,823 Thanks. 685 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,491 Thanks. You-- You know, 686 00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:21,119 you did some really nice sculpting, 687 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,330 uh, over the summer. I-- I think... 688 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,207 I think... 689 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,126 I think Tiger Tiger's crazy. 690 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,379 Yeah, I think... 691 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,381 I think Carol's crazy. 692 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,384 Crazy? How? 693 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:40,096 ♪ ("I'M GONNA LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE MORE BABY" BY BARRY WHITE PLAYING) ♪ 694 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:42,974 (CHUCKLES) 695 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,438 ♪ It feels so good ♪ 696 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,609 ♪ You lying here next to me ♪ 697 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,073 ♪ Oh, what a groove ♪ 698 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,496 ♪ You have no idea How it feels... ♪ 699 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:05,914 FLOYD: We're having fun now. 700 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:09,042 (LAUGHS) Fun in the forest. 701 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,461 ♪ My hands Just won't keep still ♪ 702 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,840 ♪ I love you, baby ♪ 703 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:16,966 (FLOYD CHUCKLES) 704 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,427 ♪ Oh, I love you, I love you I love you ♪ 705 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,724 ♪ I just wanna hold you ♪ 706 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,104 ♪ Run my fingers Through your hair... ♪ 707 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,147 CLARK: I, uh... 708 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:35,443 I put that swing set next to the fence 709 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,612 'cause there's a woman over there 710 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:42,409 that, uh, makes me feel a certain feeling. 711 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:45,829 And, uh, I look over there to, 712 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,747 you know, see what I might be missing. 713 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,750 And, uh, um, there's a... 714 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,878 there's a guy over there, too. 715 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,091 ♪ Come here Closer, close... ♪ 716 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:05,223 I dunno. He's got this certain vitality that I like. 717 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,392 I like... I like to look at. 718 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:11,354 ♪ Oh, baby Give it up... ♪ 719 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,648 And maybe I... maybe I want his easy life. 720 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,151 You know, he-- they don't have kids, and... 721 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:17,318 But, um, 722 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:21,072 maybe I like just looking at him. 723 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:23,742 I don't know. 724 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:27,036 It's been a really confusing summer. 725 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,164 ♪ I'm so in love with you ♪ 726 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:33,084 ♪ For me There's no way out, 'cause ♪ 727 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,211 ♪ Deeper and deeper ♪ 728 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,881 ♪ In love with you I'm falling ♪ 729 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,633 ♪ Sweeter and sweeter ♪ 730 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:43,720 ♪ Your tender words Of love keep calling ♪ 731 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:46,347 ♪ Eager and eager, yeah ♪ 732 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:49,476 ♪ To feel your lips Upon my face ♪ 733 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,936 ♪ Please her and please her ♪ 734 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,981 ♪ Any time or any place ♪ 735 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,526 ♪ I'm gonna love you Love you, love you ♪ 736 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,737 ♪ Just a little more, baby... ♪ 737 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,409 HOMER: So, what did you want to give him, Clark, 738 00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:07,911 that you thought he needed? 739 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,497 An arousal. 740 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:13,458 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ 741 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,294 ♪ Oh, baby... ♪ 742 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:17,754 CLARK: You know, for you, 743 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:22,467 uh, you had that thing happen with Carol. 744 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,805 And, uh, what I want to tell you is, 745 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,892 what if I had a different reaction to you? 746 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,101 Like... 747 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:37,732 if you danced and I didn't, and I just stood here 748 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,109 and I watched you, 749 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:44,447 and I... and I had a reaction. 750 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,618 How would that make you feel? 751 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:51,120 Good. 752 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,457 Not complex, or... 753 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,293 We can just start with good. 754 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,298 I haven't felt good in so long. 755 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,178 If you wanna sit there and feel your feelings, 756 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,555 it'll make me happy, okay? 757 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:11,766 No biggie. 758 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,811 -No biggie? -FLOYD: No, no biggie. 759 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,896 ♪ Your tender words of love Keep calling ♪ 760 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:20,400 ♪ I'm gonna love you Love you, love you ♪ 761 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,569 ♪ Just a little more, baby ♪ 762 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,905 ♪ I'm gonna need you Need you, need you ♪ 763 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,032 ♪ Every day ♪ 764 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,494 ♪ I'm gonna want you Want you, want you ♪ 765 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,913 ♪ In every way, yeah ♪ 766 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,168 ♪ Oh, stop that babe ♪ 767 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:46,342 ♪ 'Cause I swear to God You understand ♪ 768 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,680 ♪ I can't I can't believe that I'm... ♪ 769 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,935 -Floyd, can you stop the music? -♪ That I'm really here ♪ 770 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,688 ♪ It's like It's like sometimes, baby ♪ 771 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,482 ♪ You are somethin' You are somethin' ♪ 772 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,151 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -♪ Such a groove ♪ 773 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,278 ♪ It's hard to believe You're really there doin' it ♪ 774 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,404 ♪ (SONG CUTS OFF) ♪ 775 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,370 I don't know what I'm doing. 776 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,585 I think I'm... 777 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:21,878 I think I'm just... 778 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,964 I'm fucking lonely, man. 779 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:29,844 I think I'm just... just lonely as shit. 780 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,180 -I'm so sorry. -Hey, no. It's okay. 781 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,640 It's okay, it's okay. 782 00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,558 -I'm so sorry. -Hey, hey, it's okay. 783 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,561 CLARK: I don't know what I'm doing. 784 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,231 I don't know what I'm doing in here. 785 00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:48,529 I don't know what I'm doing in life. 786 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,949 I think I fucked everything up this summer. 787 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,285 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 788 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:56,204 It's okay. 789 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,290 And I don't-- I don't have any of those feelings. 790 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:02,752 I'm so sorry. 791 00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,256 I know. You're safe. 792 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:11,302 -You're with me. -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 793 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,195 -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 794 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,907 Yeah, that's about when he said he left. 795 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,745 On his way from the pool house. 796 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:39,789 Makes his way east, just like he said. 797 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,251 Nothing unusual, next. 798 00:41:58,099 --> 00:41:59,517 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 799 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,644 JODIE: Monitor D, again. 800 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,146 (MOUSE CLICKS) 801 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:05,440 -JODIE: Pause. -(MOUSE CLICKS) 802 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,780 -JODIE: Pause B. -(MOUSE CLICKS) 803 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,952 -JODIE: Go in. -(MOUSE CLICKS REPEATEDLY) 804 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,288 JODIE: Same on D. 805 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,998 (MOUSE CLICKS REPEATEDLY) 806 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:29,005 ♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪ 807 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,424 Those are two different bikes. 808 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:34,177 (MOUSE CLICKING REPEATEDLY) 809 00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:38,848 HOMER: That's the one from the bike shop. 810 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:41,059 They're both within blocks of the pool house. 811 00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:44,062 Both bikes were out there that morning. 812 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:46,814 (MOUSE CLICKS) 813 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,738 My son wanted to ride that bicycle to school. 814 00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:59,035 It's the boy. 815 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,828 There was trouble with him that night. 816 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,663 He had a good day. 817 00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,207 CAROL: Do you like the sheets? 818 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,708 Yeah, Pteranodon. I love them. 819 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,627 CAROL: Mm, I thought you should have a few new things 820 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:08,586 for your room. 821 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:09,837 Thanks, Mom. 822 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,839 CAROL: Okay. Good night. I love you. 823 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,341 I love you too. 824 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,760 HOMER: And then there was violence out of nowhere. 825 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,096 There was, just from the boy. 826 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,848 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 827 00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:46,874 Call up Floyd Smernitch's log from his laptop, 828 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,376 from his last night, please. 829 00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,588 There was a worksheet. I-- I remember a worksheet. 830 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:53,881 It was open. 831 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:55,049 (MOUSE CLICKS) 832 00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:58,469 (MOUSE PAD CLICKS) 833 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,904 HOMER: What time did Carol say the kid had his episode? 834 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,114 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(GASPS) 835 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,409 They arrived at the hospital at 8:22. 836 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,412 HOMER: This worksheet was closed at 7:53. 837 00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:25,788 JODIE: What's the importance? 838 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,541 HOMER: He was looking at this. He closed this. 839 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:29,625 (MOUSE CLICKS) 840 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:31,085 HOMER: He sees this. 841 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:34,130 ♪ (MUSIC FALLING) ♪ 842 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:38,217 DTF St. Louis. 843 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:40,845 He saw it. 844 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:42,555 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 845 00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:44,640 HOMER: Why did you pick this place to talk? 846 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:47,685 RICHARD: I don't know. 847 00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,313 I don't know a lot of places. 848 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:52,982 I knew this place. 849 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,485 Uh, you're in no trouble. 850 00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:57,445 None. 851 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,864 Uh, I want to start there, okay? 852 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:02,283 So, you rode a bicycle, 853 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,786 uh, one of Mr. Forrest's, to the pools, 854 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,372 the pools they were shutting down for the autumn, 855 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:09,916 very early in the morning. 856 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:13,711 -Why? -RICHARD: To tell Floyd. 857 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:18,841 I told him he was a fat asshole. 858 00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:22,136 He was cheating on my mom. He was a liar. 859 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,138 He was a fat asshole and no one loves him. 860 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,973 HOMER: Okay, okay. It's-- It's okay. 861 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:27,016 It's okay. 862 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,519 And you saw him there? 863 00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:31,687 Yeah. 864 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:35,274 Dancing with Mr. Forrest. 865 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:39,320 In his underwear. With Mr. Forrest. 866 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,030 Okay. 867 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:42,031 It's okay. 868 00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,285 Can we move over there? 869 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,829 We can move anywhere you want. 870 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:51,165 -Did you speak to Floyd that night? -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 871 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,125 After Mr. Forrest left. 872 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,336 JODIE: What did Mr. Smernitch say 873 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:57,588 when you said those things to him at the window? 874 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:00,132 RICHARD: Floyd didn't, um... 875 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,759 Floyd didn't say anything. 876 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,636 He just looked at me. 877 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:05,429 He didn't care. 878 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,015 How do you know he didn't care? 879 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,268 Because when I started to leave, 880 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:12,478 he knocked on the window so I would turn back. 881 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:14,689 JODIE: Did you turn back? 882 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:18,484 -Yeah. -And what did Floyd do? 883 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,278 He told me to rock on. 884 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:22,488 And just stood there in his underwear, 885 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,532 staring at me, getting drunk. 886 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,867 -"Rock on"? -RICHARD: Yeah, he, um... 887 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,122 He went like this, through the window. 888 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:35,209 HOMER: Well, how do you know he was getting drunk? 889 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,128 Because he just drank the whole thing that he had 890 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,713 while he was looking at me. 891 00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,506 ♪ (POIGNANT MUSIC OVERLAPPING) ♪ 892 00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:44,051 JODIE: Okay. 893 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,681 Is this what he was drinking? 894 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,892 Uh, yeah. He, um... he drank the whole thing. 895 00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:54,103 Right there in his underwear. 896 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,652 That's not what that means. 897 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,449 {\an8}This doesn't mean "rock on." 898 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,330 Well, what does it mean? 899 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,583 It means "I love you." 900 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:23,924 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 901 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,726 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 902 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,063 RICHARD: Wanna see something cool? 903 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,314 HOMER: Yeah. 904 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,983 If you just start doing it every day, 905 00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:43,819 then you could do it every day. 906 00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,654 HOMER: Oh, that is cool. 907 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,073 JODIE: Yeah, that's cool. 908 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:48,824 CAROL: Yeah, it is. 909 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:50,534 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 910 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,039 (DISTANT HORN HONKING) 911 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:02,630 I thought it was a British TV network, BBC, 912 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:03,881 but you're saying it's also... 913 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,758 -Big Black Cock. -Oh, yeah. Okay. 914 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:08,636 Well, you got your DTF, your BBC. 915 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,221 SPH. 916 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:12,640 -What's that? -Small Penis Humiliation. 917 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:15,643 How does that work? 918 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,353 That works where men like to be taunted 919 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:18,687 about their small dicks. 920 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:21,899 -They like that? -They love it. 921 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,319 -(SIGHS) -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 922 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:28,155 Yeah. 923 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:31,283 That's what's going on behind all these closed doors. 924 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:34,995 Cucking, cosplay, nut kicking. 925 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,416 -Nut kicking? -Right in the nuts, yeah. 926 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,543 Okay. 927 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,711 Who-- Who gets enjoyment out of that? 928 00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:45,005 -The kicker or the nut man? -The nut man. 929 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:47,383 (CHUCKLING) I don't get it. I don't get it. I... 930 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,560 Boy, I fucked this up. 931 00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,479 Man. Just I... 932 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,024 I like boobs, okay? 933 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,818 I like boobs and I like butts. 934 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,487 I hope that's okay to say. 935 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:09,822 Yes, that's okay to say. 936 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,365 (LAUGHS) 937 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:12,408 Okay. 938 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,869 (SIGHS) 939 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:18,289 You like something else. 940 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,208 I do? 941 00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:22,877 No, no, no. 942 00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,378 -Just boobs and butts. -JODIE: Yeah. 943 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,088 You have something else. 944 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:28,841 I know it. Everyone does. 945 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:31,844 Okay. 946 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:34,805 Yeah? Come on. 947 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,766 I like, if the setting is right... 948 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,771 I like bras a little bit. 949 00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,858 The nice lace, nice lighting. 950 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:48,819 It can be fetching. A nice bra. 951 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:51,447 -A nice bra? -Yeah. 952 00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:53,866 (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God. 953 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:55,951 You're so normal you're weird. 954 00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:58,746 Okay. 955 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,166 -(CHUCKLES) -(HOMER GRUNTS) 956 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:05,628 (SIGHS) 957 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:08,631 Good job, Detective. 958 00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,175 Thanks, Homer. 959 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:14,053 ♪ ("THE FLESH FAILURES (LET THE SUNSHINE IN)" BY MELBA MOORE PLAYING) ♪ 960 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,096 Nice bra. Oh, my God. 961 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:19,433 So... So the nut man really likes it? 962 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:21,936 The nut man really loves it. 963 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:23,771 Okay. 964 00:50:25,064 --> 00:50:26,190 (JODIE LAUGHS) 965 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:31,904 ♪ We starve Look at one another ♪ 966 00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,781 ♪ Short of breath ♪ 967 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:39,787 ♪ Walking proudly In our winter coats ♪ 968 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:46,335 ♪ Of our lives I fashion my future ♪ 969 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:50,214 ♪ On films in space ♪ 970 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:56,679 ♪ Of moving paper fantasy ♪ 971 00:50:56,762 --> 00:51:01,642 ♪ Listening for The new-told lies ♪ 972 00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:08,274 ♪ With supreme visions Of lonely tunes ♪ 973 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:14,863 ♪ Silence tells me secretly ♪ 974 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:19,660 ♪ Everything ♪ 975 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:26,292 ♪ Everything ♪ 976 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:35,009 ♪ Let the sunshine ♪ 977 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:39,680 ♪ Let the sunshine in ♪ 978 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,015 (DOOR LOCK CLICKING) 979 00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:45,352 ♪ The sunshine in ♪ 980 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:47,146 ♪ Why don't you let? ♪ 981 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:52,860 ♪ Let the sunshine ♪ 982 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:57,573 ♪ Let the sunshine in ♪ 983 00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:02,828 ♪ The sunshine in ♪ 984 00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:04,580 ♪ You ought to let ♪ 985 00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:10,002 ♪ Let the sunshine ♪ 986 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:15,049 ♪ Let the sunshine in ♪ 987 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:19,094 ♪ The sunshine in ♪ 988 00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,472 ♪ Let, let, let it in ♪ 989 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:26,602 ♪ Let the sunshine ♪ 990 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:31,774 ♪ Let the sunshine in ♪ 991 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,275 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 992 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:36,362 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 993 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,991 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 994 00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:44,119 (FLOYD BREATHING HEAVILY) 995 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:46,664 (GROANS) 996 00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:52,795 (FLOYD MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 997 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:53,962 (BELT CLINKING) 998 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:57,883 (GROANS, PANTS) 999 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,720 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1000 00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:06,016 (GASPS, WHEEZES) 1001 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:12,564 (SOBS) 1002 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,693 (EXHALES) 1003 00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:44,471 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1004 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,208 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 72182

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