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Oh these American women they're so fucking hot.

Just want to be more like them you know I want to be more like an American girl.

They're so fucking beautiful and sexy.

Hey how's your day going?

What are you talking about American girls?

Wow they're just so I don't know they're so fit you know.

Okay just pause right there I just got a question for you.

Hit me.

I know it's only been like a month since we've been married.

Do they not have filters over there?

Not really they don't girls don't look like this they don't act like this in England.

They're just not like this in England.

But do they have filters?

Yeah yeah.

Okay you got things that change the photos?

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we still have that over there.

It's just these girls they're so so hot and our sex life is great.

We're having a great time.

I really enjoy being married to you but I want to be you know a slag like all these American girls.

What the fuck is a slag?

A slapper, a harlot, a hussy.

What?

Easy.

Easy?

Easy.

What are we rapping like Easy Mac or something here?

Like what?

You know a slag.

Someone who gets off a lot.

Oh like gets off off?

Yeah gets over and off a lot.

But you want like a vibrate or something?

No I want to explore myself more like it seems all these American girls get to do all the fucking time.

I don't believe everything you see on social media.

Please it would mean so much to me maybe I don't know you could let me fuck one of your friends.

It'd be an amazing first month anniversary to our marriage and it'd mean a lot to me.

Be the best anniversary gift ever.

Shit do I get to fuck one of your friends?

We can talk about it.

This is not an equal opportunity employment arrangement now is this?

Well we can discuss we can come to some form of arrangement.

Some form of arrangement?

You can fuck me too.

You're allowed.

We are allowed.

I'm allowed to have sex with you but you can fuck my friends but I can't fuck your friends.

Correct yeah which is so prim and proper in the UK I want to try something more American.

I want to be more American.

You are American you can be more prim and proper we can swap roles there you go.

You can be prim and proper and not fuck my friends and I can be American and fuck all of your friends.

Or I could be American and fuck your friends just not tell you about it.

Well that seems pretty American.

So what do you think?

Well huh I mean fuck it.

How soon do you want to do this?

I mean we could do it today.

Oh you're ready to go.

I am I really really want to be an American girl.

Okay well I'll tell you what my boy Jax is on the way we're gonna go hit the gym.

He's really fat.

He's really what?

Fit.

Well yeah we work out together.

Yeah no no sexy he's fit he's good looking.

Okay cool he's trippy here any minute we're gonna we're just about ready

go change and go hit the gym.

Yeah so does that mean I get to see his Corey?

Toddger?

You talking about what the baseball team?

No his dick his Toddger his Corey.

Oh this is gonna take some adjusting.

Cause how to work?

I need to get you an English dictionary we're clearly gonna have communication issues there.

Yeah if you keep talking like that.

Oh I think he might be here hold on.

Hey just let yourself in yeah I'll be out there in a minute.

Hey I mean I'll run it by him.

Yeah here's to the car and more American.

Yo what's up dog?

Well what the fuck man?

Yo what's up man?

What's up man?

What's up man?

Oh she's in the back check chatting.

Okay give me the.

Oh yay nice to meet you.

Heard a lot of like nice things about you.

Good they better be good.

Well I can only understand half the thing she says because you know the.

Communication issues yeah we gotta know it though hey day by day.

How you been working at it you know?

Yeah marriage takes work hey.

Yeah it does yeah yeah you know that's what they say you know I read all the books you know.

Hey it's a serious deal.

I didn't know you could read my way.

Oh wow see what I got to put that way.

We're only a month deep in this thing and she's already busting my balls.

You know it's your way.

Hey happy wife happy life right.

Exactly.

Saving lives.

Oh yeah so speaking of happy wife happy life.

You remember back in the day when we used to be a little bit buck wild?

Yeah.

You know like like buck wild?

Yeah yeah yeah you remember?

Yeah I'm gonna go save.

Okay so through a series of many words that of which I very understand almost none of them.

She wants to be a slag.

Slag.

Exactly what were the other ones?

What is a slag?

Um a slapper.

A slapper but it's not slapping apparently if you do that that's really bad.

A slubbit.

What is that?

Apparently it's not a crumpet.

It's not a crumpet.

No.

Exactly I don't know.

You gotta give it to me straight forward you know.

Easy you know.

Like the American girls.

Slutty.

Slutty see you just led with that.

Oh wow.

See you could have just led with that.

It's fine I'm trying to guess.

Okay.

So I was like well maybe my boy about to go hit the gym here in a bit

and I was like wouldn't you want to do this and she's like today.

Today?

Yeah.

Like now?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

If you're ready.

If you're ready.

If you got some time.

Well I mean I don't know if I can do this.

I mean this is your wife.

I mean it's been a month and you know she wants to experience the American side.

Yeah it's an anniversary present.

Okay.

Month anniversary being married.

And I get to get with her friends later.

No he's lying.

We've not agreed on that.

It's the American way.

Well how about we you know give you what you want today and maybe you hook my guy up next time.

Strong maybe on that.

Strong maybe.

Strong maybe.

Strong maybe.

That's not a no.

It's definitely not a yes.

Okay.

Strong maybe.

Oh interesting.

The accent's kind of turning me on.

Strong maybe on that too.

Hey you picked a good one.

Yeah she's amazing.

Okay.

Thank you.

Yeah I hope it's not just for the green card but you know we'll see how it goes.

We'll see.

I'm just teasing her.

I'm just teasing.

You know I love you.

Yeah.

I look at her mouth.

Yeah.

You never do this to me.

Yeah you never do this to me.

Yeah I'm like I know what you're doing.

You ain't done right.

Yeah yeah look at that.

Yeah.

You know.

So.

You down?

Yeah.

Yeah you down?

It's a pre-workout for the gym.

Yeah a pre-workout.

It's a good pre-workout.

Yeah.

There we go.

Pussy's the best kind of pre-workout.

Natural stimulant.

Oh natural stimulant.

Yeah.

Okay sit.

Let down my arm.

What can I have a look at you?

Yeah.

Here goes the slippers.

Thank you very much.

Home grade in England.

Oh oh slow down.

Yeah.

Take it off.

I just recently learned those are called knickers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Say that again.

Knickers.

Oh my god.

CK.

CK.

You know where I am.

I know where she's talking.

Yeah I was like wait a minute.

What?

I was like okay.

Damn.

Don't be shy.

I don't bite much.

How do you say that word with an accent?

You sure this is okay?

I used to do it all the time back in the day.

Damn.

You did tell me that.

Well you didn't ask.

I'm gonna try.

Damn.

She's already reaching for it.

She's been talking about it.

Toja's eager.

You're eager?

Okay.

How many words did I?

Oh you stalking.

What?

How many words did you have for?

Toja.

Corey.

Multiple.

You have so many words for people.

Take my lesson to the UK.

Yeah.

Increase my vocabulary.

Mmm.

Oh yes.

Oh my goodness.

Oh the slimy beautiful hair.

Bon appétit.

Did they say that where you're from?

What?

Bon appétit.

I don't think they say it from where you're from.

I think they say it in France.

Oh.

Damn.

That's really really good.

Oh my goodness.

Damn.

Well your wife sucks some amazing dick.

Damn girl.

Organic.

It's just your first taste of American chocolate?

Mm-hmm.

You like that huh?

Mm-hmm.

Dark chocolate's good for you.

Mm-hmm.

Get that rock account.

Mm-hmm.

Oh goodness.

Damn.

Dad.

Oh.

Yes.

See she loves to suck dick.

Well she does.

Fuck.

Mm.

Yeah.

Fuck girl.

That's so good.

That's a good girl.

You like that I'm naughty girl don't you?

Mm-hmm.

Oh my goodness.

Look at that.

So so hot.

So so good little suck.

Does that feel good?

Mm-hmm.

Oh fuck yes.

You suckin' that dick like you love it huh?

God that's so good girl.

Oh fuck yes.

That's it.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

You know what?

Stand up.

Stand up.

She's so pretty.

She'll get on your knees right here.

She's sucking this dick right here.

Yes.

Yes baby.

Oh fuck you're looking like that.

Yes.

Oh fuck yes.

Fuck you're so hot.

Her eyes are so sexy.

Mm.

Fuck yes baby yes.

Oh my god.

Damn you're so good at that.

You know what I like too though.

She's so pretty.

Mm.

That's a good girl.

Mm.

That's it baby.

Yes.

Oh god.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh fuck.

What was that word again?

Slacker?

Slapper.

Slapper?

Slagger?

Yeah.

Like a proper American slapper.

You're doing it the right way I tell you that.

Fuck you're so good.

Damn.

You know what?

You know what she should do for me?

What?

I'm gonna make myself a little bit more comfortable.

Since you've been over on the couch right here.

Look at that.

That's ass.

Look at that.

Let's take these off.

Oh my god.

Look at that.

That's it baby.

You turn that ass right here.

Huh?

Go ahead and sit down bro.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Go ahead and sit down.

Yeah.

I'm gonna put them over right here.

Come here baby.

Open that lock right there.

Oh fuck.

Get your tongue out.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

And pull.

Mm.

Mmm.

Come on.

Fuck.

Mm.

Fucking fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

That.

Wow.

Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

So good.

Get those looks a little closer.

Quick back.

Come here.

Come back.

Look back.

Take a...

Take a...

Take a...

Take a...

Take a...

You ready for that?

Yeah.

Dip some chocolate in.

So tight.

Oh, fuck.

There we go.

Fuck.

Like that American made cock?

Uh huh.

She likes American cock, don't she?

Yes sir.

Fuck.

My little pussy's getting tight.

She's gonna come, aren't you?

They don't have dicks like this in England, dude.

They don't have dicks like this in England, dude.

Oh, God, oh, God.

She's gonna come, aren't you?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah, she's got to come, aren't you?

They don't have dicks like this in England, do they?

No, I'm sorry.

Fucking come with me.

Fuck, I can't do this.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking miracle.

Miracle.

Just go to the side.

Go, go, go, go.

Oh, you're looking. Look at that dick.

Look at that dick.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, that feels so good.

You love that American dick?

I'm not an American cock.

Oh, please don't do that.

Fuck.

That's a good slap.

Slag.

Slag.

Slag.

This is such a good slap.

Oh, shit, brother.

Oh, yeah.

You like America, huh?

Yeah?

Go, go, go.

Spin that ass around.

Spin around.

Keep going.

Yeah, daddy, get up.

All right, get it right there.

Girl, big desire.

You're doing that, baby.

That's it, girl.

That's it, baby.

All right, just like that.

All right, just like that.

Now, just get up.

Oh, shit.

Your hugs pound that pussy, huh?

Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Yeah.

You like red hugs?

Fuck you?

Oh, yeah.

You don't let them fuck your friends, too,

aren't you?

Yeah.

You see that?

Yeah.

That's right.

Fuck.

I think that's going to be a yes.

Oh, god.

Look at this.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

This is a good girl.

Yes.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Oh, yeah.

Keep that dick in your mouth and say, America.

Say, America.

Keep it in your mouth and say, uh-huh.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

That's my girl.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes, such a good little slut.

Oh, my god.

Such a good little slut.

Yes, yes.

Yes, just like that.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes, little bitch.

Get it to her.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

Little slut.

Right there.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

That's what you wanted, huh?

Take it.

Oh, fuck.

Take it.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

That's it, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

That's it.

That's right there.

Oh, my god.

That's right there.

Yeah, look back there.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

That's it, yeah.

So many fuck.

Come on, fuck me.

Fuck me.

You want me to come back over, don't you?

Huh?

Fuck me.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, that ass. Come on, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Come on.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Come on.

Open up.

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, put that back in there right there.

Right there. That's it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Open up, open up, open up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

That's right.

Smack your ass.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my body.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you for letting me

fly to France.

Fuck.

Oh.

That's it.

That's it.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

cus like that, too.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

That's a good slip.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Do you feel American?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You ever feel a man come in?

That's what you want to do?

That's what you want to do.

Mm-hm.

Looks good pussy, huh?

Mm-hm.

Oh.

Mm-hm.

Oh, she's dead.

Mm-hm.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you got a good little fucking bitch.

Oh, my god.

She's dead.

Oh, she's dead.

Oh, she's dead.

Oh, she's dead.

Oh, that's a good girl.

Oh, that's a good girl.

Yeah.

Right there.

Right there.

Right there.

Right there.

That's it.

Open up.

Open up.

Open up.

Open up.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh.

What?

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

There you go.

There you go.

There it is.

Nice.

Nice.

Fuck.

Thank you.

You're gonna fuck your friends now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The second part.

Yeah, you wish.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, the pussy's getting so tight.

Oh, fuck.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You're gonna jump on the lady's got.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Right there.

God save the queen.

God save the fucking queen.

Oh, my God.

You're so fucking great.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Yeah, I see it.

Fuckin' yeah.

Oh, that's a good slugger.

Yeah.

Slugger.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, keep that thinking.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my...

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, take it.

Take it.

Take it.

Oh.

That's it.

destroying that.

Oh, my God.

Take it.

Take it.

Oh, my God.

Take it.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Oh

Yeah

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

She likes this

Uh-huh.

Oh, shit.

Gas, gas, gas.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, right there.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

God, it's so hot.

It's so hot.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes, yes.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Yes.

Yes.

There we go.

Yes, we did it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fucking hell.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Yes, oh fuck me fuck me fuck me

Yes

Yeah

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Your slack now

Oh

Oh

Please please

Right there just like that, stay just like that

How bad you are

Yeah really bad

Please please please tell me

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Hmm

Mm-hmm

Don't you guys have to get to the gym yeah, yes