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[Richard] Previously
on American Classic...
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I got a terrible review
from a third-rate critic.
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I'm producing and directing
the greatest production
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of Thornton Wilder's "Our Town."
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We lost the rain.
We lost the soda fountain.
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We lost the horse.
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[Boyle] Good luck
with your show now.
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Or whatever's left of it.
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Well, it's a moment of truth.
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-I'm in.
-[Miranda] Me too.
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Still need a Mrs. Webb?
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I lost Miranda's college fund
at a casino.
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-It's our opening night.
-You and Richard--?
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-Okay, Kenny, stop.
-You and Richard what?
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Do you mind telling me
what is going on?
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[Kristen]
God, you don't see?
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There's a very good chance
you are Miranda's father.
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[soft music]
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Maybe we cancel.
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I can't do that to the cast.
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-I can't do that to me.
-What'd we say to Jon?
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There's probably a way
you can tell him.
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And say what?
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That his wife got drunk
and slept with his brother?
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Oof, no, I wouldn't say that,
no, no, no.
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-I'll tell him.
-How?
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Man to man.
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Men understand these things.
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No, they don't.
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No one understands these things.
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No one on the planet
understands these things.
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Or... maybe neither of us
has to tell him.
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Maybe Miranda already has.
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-Oh, God, do you think--?
-Oh.
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There you are.
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[scoffs]
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We need to talk.
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Okay, okay.
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I don't know where to start.
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It would be better
if Miranda were here.
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No, it might not be.
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Oh, I just--was hoping
not to go through it twice.
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Well, that's understandable.
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Yes, but these--
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These things
can leave lasting scars.
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You think so?
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Oh, Jesus.
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I guess I was trying
not to see it as,
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you know, such a betrayal.
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[nervous chuckle]
Oh, it's a massive betrayal.
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It is. It's big!
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Guess I was just trying
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not to look at it that way,
you know?
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It's late,
you've been drinking a lot.
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Drinking is no excuse.
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No, it's no excuse,
and I accept that.
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Yeah.
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But how many chances
do you get in life
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to, you know, hit a home run?
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I just want to say
that I never once
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thought of this as a home run.
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-God, no.
-Just let me get this out.
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No, no, no.
Let me go first.
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No, I'll go--
I'll do it, I'll do it.
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No, he's my husband.
Let me say it first.
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Wait--Say what?
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Did--did you tell her
what happened?
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What? I didn't have to.
She was there.
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Stop. You're confusing me.
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The night I spent with Boyle
in Atlantic City,
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after I made the big meal,
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we went into the casino.
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We were playing craps.
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I was on a roll.
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I was up like $60,000.
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I thought I could solve
all of our problems.
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And then it was gone.
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And then it was more than gone.
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I lost Miranda's college fund.
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You did what?
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Kristen, Kristen,
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we all make mistakes.
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Don't we?
[chuckles] I mean--
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-Yes, yes, yes.
-We were just discussing that.
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[stammering]
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Richard is right.
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You're only human.
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And people make mistakes.
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-[Richard] All the time.
-And--and--and then...
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people forgive them.
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Yeah.
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It was the whole college fund.
You heard that part, right?
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Yep. Yep, Yep, yep,
yep, yep, yep. I got it.
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I got it.
It's okay, really.
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[laughing]
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My God!
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Honey!
Thank you.
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I started to think we weren't
gonna come back from this.
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You're amazing.
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She's amazing.
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How lucky am I?
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You are so lucky.
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Not at craps.
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[laughing]
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-Okay, no!
-[all laughing]
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No, no, no.
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Oh...
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Now, I just--
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I need to talk to Miranda.
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How could they do that
to my dad?
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It's just so selfish
and disgusting and stupid.
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Yes, my dear.
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And I imagine
they're feeling the same thing.
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What do you think I should do?
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It's not for me to say.
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But he's full of ideas.
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-Should I ask him?
-Sure.
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[chuckles]
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William.
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What is that?
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-Ah.
-Well, what did he say?
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He said,
"To thine own self be true,
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"and then it must follow,
as the night the day.
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thou canst not then
be false to any man."
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Just have to figure out
how to do that.
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Hey, honey, come here.
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I want you to see something.
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I've decided to add
a little lemon zest
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to the pea and ham hock
croustade.
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-[chuckles]
-What do you think?
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-It's gorgeous.
-Right? [chuckles]
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I mean, are you okay?
This is a lot.
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Oh, no, no.
This is all I got.
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We were--
we're doing potluck, you know?
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Like the old days.
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Can I just say?
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It--I still cannot believe
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how amazing you were about
everything that happened.
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I mean, I have been
carrying around that shame
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for--for days.
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Days.
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We all make mistakes, right?
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-Oh, my God.
-[nervous chuckle]
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Mm, mm!
[laughing]
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[sniffles and sighs]
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I hope Miranda feels
the same way.
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-It's a big night for her.
-Mm.
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And, you know,
you and Richard were right.
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This--She doesn't need
any distractions.
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I can--I'll talk to her
after the show.
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This might excite some of you.
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It doesn't excite me
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in the least.
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Uh, my agent just called me.
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"The New York Times" chief
drama critic is coming tonight.
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-[gasps]
-What? Here? Tonight?
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-[Nadia] Oh, my God.
-Are you crazy?
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Sorry I'm late, guys, I was--
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I just--Lot of party prep.
[chuckles]
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Where's Miranda?
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She's--uh--
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She needs some space.
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Space? Wait, is she upset
about something?
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That's it.
Yes, I think that's it.
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-[mouthing] It's my fault.
-That's possibly correct.
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Yes, she's upset
about something.
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Something which nobody
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in this company
has any idea about.
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She'll be here sooner or later.
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And on the off chance
that she's not...
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Uh...
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Jesus.
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-Um...
-[door opens]
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-Hi.
-[sigh in relief]
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[upbeat soft music]
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey, sweetie.
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I was worried.
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[sighs]
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What did I miss?
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[Randall] Are you okay?
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[vocal warm-ups]
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Are you all right?
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Will you please talk to me?
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You know what, Mom?
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I'm gonna forget
about what happened.
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I'm gonna forget it
for the show
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so I can give Emily
what she deserves.
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And the second it is over,
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I'll remember it all again.
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And I'll tell Dad the truth.
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I'll never speak to you...
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or Uncle Richard again.
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[vocal warm-up continues]
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Break a leg.
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[soft music]
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-Friends of the wedding?
-Thank you.
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[man] Friends of the wedding?
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[audience chattering]
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MFT in its glory days.
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Yes, sure is.
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-[Richard] Kristen, Kristen...
-[groans and moans] Mm-hm.
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[chuckles]
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You're in your old spot,
right here,
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opening night,
having your... meltdown.
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[chuckles]
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Miranda's gonna
tell Jon everything.
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After the show.
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She's never gonna talk
to either of us ever again.
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I have made such a shit show.
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No, no, I--
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I did my bit.
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Mm!
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It's not gonna get any better
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if the show's not good,
so let's--
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-Cling to the work.
-Cling to the work.
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-[Hugo] Places, please.
-Ooh, all right.
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You're gonna be great.
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-Mm-hm.
-Trust that.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, my.
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Do you remember this?
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Our old hideaway.
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Just want to take
a little peek.
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[audience chattering]
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Ah, yeah.
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Already have a walkout.
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They hate me.
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-[Kristen] Richard.
-Hm.
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They're on your side.
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-You always said that.
-Mm-hm.
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[soft piano music]
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Before we go,
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can I just say...
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what a pleasure it's been,
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what a joy to be
on stage with you again.
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No, just--just...
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watching you.
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You were always
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the best of us.
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Mm! Mm-mm.
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I'm not better than you.
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The best of us all.
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Oh!
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-Bonjour, mon ami!
-Mm! Here we go.
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[chattering]
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Out for blood.
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Whoa, woah, girl.
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How's she doing, Dad?
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Well, a little skittish.
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She'll settle down.
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How about you?
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Ooh, uh...
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about the same.
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Happy to be here.
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Me, too.
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I'm happy to be anywhere.
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[laughing]
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Richard, your earpiece.
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Should I do a quick check?
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-What?
-Earpiece.
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[soft intriguing music]
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[deep breath]
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Go along, son.
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[applause and cheering]
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This play is called "Our Town."
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It was written
by Thornton Wilder.
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The name of the town...
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is Grover's Corners,
New Hampshire.
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Just across
the Massachusetts line.
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The date is May 7, 1901.
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The time is just before dawn.
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The sky is beginning
to show some streaks of light
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over in the east
behind our mount'in.
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The morning star
gets wonderful bright.
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Just before it has to go,
doesn't it?
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-Morning, Doc Gibbs!
-Morning, Joe.
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Some people been sick?
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No, just some twins
born over in Polish Town.
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-That right?
-Yeah.
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Get up, missy.
282
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[chuckles]
283
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Here's Howie Newsome,
delivering the milk.
284
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,934
What's the matter
with you today?
285
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,894
[audience laughing]
286
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[Richard] You know how it is.
287
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You're 21 or 22
and you make some decisions,
288
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and then whoosh!
289
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You're 70.
290
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You've been a lawyer
for 50 years.
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And that white-haired lady
at your side
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has had over 50,000 meals
with you.
293
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How do such things begin?
294
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George and Emily are going
to show you now
295
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the conversation they had
when they first knew that,
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as the saying goes,
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they were meant
for one another.
298
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I want you to try and remember
299
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what it was like
to have been very young.
300
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And particularly the days
301
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when you were first in love.
302
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[whispering] Pat?
303
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[Richard] When you were
like a person sleepwalking
304
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and you didn't quite see
305
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the street you were in
306
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and didn't
quite hear everything
307
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that was said to you.
308
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Just a little bit crazy.
309
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Will you remember that, please?
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I always expected
a man to be perfect,
311
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and I think he should be.
312
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[Randall] I don't think
it's possible
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for anyone to be perfect, Emily.
314
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,676
Well, my father is.
315
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,595
And as far as I can see,
your father is.
316
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There's no reason on earth
why you shouldn't be, too.
317
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,848
I think it's
the other way around.
318
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,725
That men aren't naturally good,
but girls are.
319
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Well, you should know right now
that I'm not perfect.
320
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It's not as easy for a girl
to be perfect as a man,
321
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,023
because girls are more...
322
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more nervous.
323
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,818
[audience laughing]
324
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:57,903
Emily?
325
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Would you, um...
326
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like to get an ice cream soda
or something
327
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before you go home?
328
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:08,997
[audience laughing]
329
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,880
[whispering] Richard.
330
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Kristen...
331
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That's your cue.
332
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:24,971
But--
333
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Hello, George.
334
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,437
Hello, Emily.
335
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:34,981
What do you have?
336
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,154
Why, Emily Webb,
337
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,323
what have you been crying about?
338
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[melodic bells tolling]
339
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[bells continue, stop]
340
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,709
I don't know why on earth
I should be crying.
341
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:58,255
I suppose there's nothing
to cry about.
342
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,549
It came over me this morning
at breakfast.
343
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,634
There was Emily,
eating her breakfast,
344
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as she has for 17 years,
345
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,597
and now she's going off
to eat in someone else's house.
346
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,850
I suppose that's it.
347
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,979
And Emily, she suddenly said,
348
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,605
"I can't eat another mouthful."
349
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,316
And she put her head
down on the table
350
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and she cried.
351
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,239
Oh, I've got to say it.
352
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,449
You know, there's something
downright cruel
353
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,326
about sending our girls
into marriage like this.
354
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,456
I hope some of her girlfriends
have told her a thing or two.
355
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,165
It's cruel, I know,
356
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,044
but I couldn't bring myself
to say anything.
357
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:41,464
I went into it blind
as a bat myself.
358
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,051
The whole world's wrong.
359
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,388
That's what's the matter.
360
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,473
[Miranda] I've never felt
so alone in my whole life.
361
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,392
Why can't I stay for a while,
just as I am?
362
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,394
-Let's go away.
-No, no, Emily.
363
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,522
Now stop and think a minute.
364
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[Miranda] Don't you remember
365
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,400
you used to say to me
all the time,
366
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,945
you used to say all the time
that I was your girl?
367
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,697
There are lots of places
we could go to.
368
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,032
I'll work for you.
I could keep house!
369
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,034
Shh. Shh, shh.
370
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,161
You mustn't think
of such things.
371
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:17,542
Do you, George,
take this woman, Emily,
372
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,002
as your wedded wife?
373
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,962
I do.
374
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:24,257
Do you, Emily,
take this man, George,
375
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,176
to be your wedded husband?
376
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,344
I do.
377
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:48,114
I've married
over 200 couples in my day.
378
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,909
Do I believe in it?
379
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,577
I don't know.
380
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,205
M marries N.
381
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Millions of them.
382
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,834
The cottage, the go-cart.
383
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:03,213
Sunday afternoon drives
in the Ford.
384
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,549
The first rheumatism,
the grandchildren.
385
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,760
The second rheumatism,
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00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,720
the deathbed.
387
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,306
The reading of the will.
388
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,768
Once in a thousand times,
389
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,103
it's interesting.
390
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,986
[organ playing
wedding march]
391
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,659
Aren't they a lovely couple?
392
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,537
I'm sure they'll be very happy.
393
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:39,874
I always say, "Happiness,
that's the great thing."
394
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,628
The important thing
is to be happy.
395
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,089
[cheering and applause]
396
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,265
Why are you here?
397
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,893
I just wanted to say I thought
the love scene was great.
398
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,645
Thank you.
399
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,565
You know, especially the part
about no one being perfect.
400
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:08,194
Because you're right, you know?
People are flawed. All of us.
401
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,279
I need you to leave.
402
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,031
I want you to leave.
403
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,577
Promise me we'll discuss this
before you talk to your father.
404
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,744
Which one?
405
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,252
[sighs]
406
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,674
[intriguing music]
407
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,683
[suspenseful music]
408
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:45,023
This here is the new part
of the cemetery.
409
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,819
Here's your friend, Mrs. Gibbs.
410
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,571
And, uh, oh--
411
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,910
Mr. Stimson, the organist
at the Congregational Church,
412
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,580
hanged himself in his attic.
413
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:06,044
Over there is Mr. Crowell
and Mrs. Soames,
414
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,962
who enjoyed the wedding so.
415
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,798
You remember?
416
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,593
You know as well as I do
that the dead
417
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,554
don't stay interested in us
living people for very long.
418
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:21,100
Gradually--gradually, they get
weaned away from earth.
419
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,228
That's the way I put it.
420
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,021
Weaned away.
421
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,232
And they stay here,
422
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,568
while the earth part of them
burns away, burns out.
423
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:37,116
Aren't they waiting
for the eternal part in them
424
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,827
to come out clear?
425
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,333
Oh, that's Joe Stoddard,
our undertaker,
426
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,919
come to supervise
a new-made grave.
427
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,881
Let me see now.
428
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,591
Do I know you?
429
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,260
[Jeff] I'm Sam Craig.
430
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,054
Great sakes alive!
431
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,224
I was in the East when I got
news of my cousin's death.
432
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,477
Very sad
our journey today, Samuel.
433
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,730
I always say I hate to supervise
when a young person is taken.
434
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,608
Joe, what did she die of?
435
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,861
Oh, didn't you know?
436
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,738
Had trouble bringing
a baby into the world.
437
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,241
'Twas her second, though.
438
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,451
There's a little boy
about four years old.
439
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,412
[people in procession singing
"Blest Be the Tie That Binds"]
440
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,289
If you'll excuse me.
441
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,583
I see they're coming.
442
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:32,338
♪ It gives us inward pain ♪
443
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:39,971
♪ But we shall still
be joined in heart ♪
444
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:47,186
♪ And hope to meet again ♪
445
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:54,527
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
446
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,698
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
447
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,578
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
448
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,706
-Hello.
-Hello, Emily.
449
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,791
Hello, Mother Gibbs.
450
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,792
Emily.
451
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,171
It's raining.
452
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,677
Mother Gibbs,
one can go back.
453
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,180
One can go back there again
into living.
454
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,724
I feel it. I know it.
455
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,436
Why--Just then, for a moment,
I was thinking about--
456
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,772
about the farm,
and then for a minute,
457
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,690
I was there and my baby
was on my lap
458
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:33,900
as plain as day.
459
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,736
Yes, of course you can.
460
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,447
I can go back there and live
those days over again. Why not?
461
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,575
Some have tried,
but they soon come back here.
462
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,745
I won't live over a sad day.
I'll choose a happy one.
463
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,705
Why should that be painful?
464
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:51,042
You not only live it,
465
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,920
you watch yourself living it.
466
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,463
And, as you watch it,
467
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,759
you see the thing
that they down there never know.
468
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,594
You see the future.
469
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,015
You know what's going
to happen afterwards.
470
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,976
But it's something
I must see for myself.
471
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,980
I'll choose a happy day.
472
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,482
I choose my 12th birthday.
473
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,275
Hm.
474
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,403
[Jon] Oh, good morning, Mother.
475
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,697
How'd it go, Charles?
476
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,448
Fine, I guess.
477
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,659
I, uh, told him
a few things.
478
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,952
[chuckles]
479
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,620
Oh, Charles, don't forget.
480
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,205
Today is Emily's birthday.
481
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,290
Did you remember
to get her something?
482
00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:34,210
Oh, yes,
I've got something, uh...
483
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,212
here. [chuckles]
484
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,089
Where's my girl?
485
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,675
Where's my birthday girl?
486
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,093
[Miranda] I can't bear it.
487
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,469
They're so young and beautiful.
488
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,806
Why did they ever have
to get old?
489
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,476
Mama.
490
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,063
I'm here.
491
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,233
Good morning, Mama.
492
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,486
Well, now, dear,
493
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,948
a very happy birthday
to you, my girl,
494
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,992
and many happy returns.
495
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,870
There are some surprises waiting
for you on the kitchen table.
496
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,122
Mommy, you shouldn't have.
497
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,128
[crying]
I can't--I can't.
498
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,714
Now, birthday or no birthday,
499
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,050
I want you to eat
your breakfast good and slow.
500
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,385
I want you to grow up
to be a good strong girl.
501
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:28,056
So you chew that bacon
good and slow.
502
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:31,934
It'll keep you warm
on a cold day.
503
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,145
Oh, Mama, just--
504
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,481
Look at me for one minute
as though you really saw me.
505
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,443
Mama, 14 years have gone by.
506
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,861
I'm dead.
507
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,697
You're a grandmother, Mama.
508
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,823
I married George Gibbs.
509
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:48,951
Wally's dead, too.
510
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,620
We felt just terrible about it.
Don't you remember?
511
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,540
But just for one moment,
now we're together.
512
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,253
Mama, just for one moment,
we're happy.
513
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:00,630
Let's look at one another.
514
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,590
Your father has
a surprise for you, too.
515
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,092
But I don't know
what it is myself.
516
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:06,844
Here he comes.
517
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,179
Where's my girl?
518
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,390
Where is my birthday girl?
519
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,850
[sniffles]
I can't.
520
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,897
I can't go on.
It goes too fast.
521
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,568
We don't have time
to look at one another.
522
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,948
I didn't realize--
523
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,912
So while that was going on
and we never noticed...
524
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,961
Take me back up the hill
to my grave.
525
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,757
But first, wait.
526
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,635
One more look.
527
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,808
Goodbye, world.
528
00:23:55,810 --> 00:24:00,690
Goodbye, Grover's Corners and...
529
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,400
Mama and Papa.
530
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:08,030
Goodbye to clocks ticking and...
531
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,033
Mama's sunflowers and...
532
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,286
food and coffee and
533
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:16,080
new ironed dresses
and hot baths.
534
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,293
And sleeping and waking up.
535
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,633
Oh, Earth, you're too wonderful
for anybody to realize you.
536
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,808
Do any human beings ever realize
life while they live it?
537
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:38,811
Every--Every minute?
538
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:46,110
The saints and poets, maybe.
539
00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:47,945
They do some.
540
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,282
I'm ready to go back.
541
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,078
[whispering]
I'm losing her.
542
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,414
[whispering]
It's okay. She's okay.
543
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,625
It's the play.
544
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:01,834
[Tina] Were you happy?
545
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,922
Mother Gibbs, I should've
listened to you.
546
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,010
That's all human beings are.
547
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,931
Just... blind people.
548
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,686
Mr. Stimson,
I should have listened to them.
549
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,104
[Nadia]
Yes. Now you know.
550
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,691
Now you know.
551
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,486
That's what it was to be alive.
552
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:31,280
To move about
in the cloud of ignorance.
553
00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,783
To go up and down,
554
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:37,662
trampling on the feelings
of those about you.
555
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,706
To spend and waste time
556
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:44,460
as though you had
a million years.
557
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,921
To be always at the mercy
558
00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:50,299
of one self-centered passion
or another.
559
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,343
Now you know.
560
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:56,722
That's the happy existence
you wanted to return to.
561
00:25:56,806 --> 00:26:00,726
Ignorance and blindness.
562
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,770
[whispering]
She's a little scary.
563
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,064
She's friggin' amazing,
that's what she is.
564
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,991
[Randall crying]
565
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,701
Mother Gibbs?
566
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,494
Yes, Emily?
567
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:23,374
They don't understand, do they?
568
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,586
-No, dear.
-[Randall sniffles]
569
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,463
They don't understand.
570
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:43,102
Most everybody's asleep
in Grover's Corners.
571
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,771
There are a few lights on.
572
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:47,606
Shorty Hawkins
down at the depot...
573
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,400
[distant train horn blaring]
574
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,236
...has just watched
the Albany train go by.
575
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,113
Over at the livery stable,
576
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:56,741
somebody setting up late
and talking.
577
00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,161
Yes.
578
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,287
It's clearing up.
579
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,249
Uh, the stars,
580
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:10,671
doing their old, old crisscross
journeys in the sky.
581
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:13,007
Scholars haven't settled
the matter yet,
582
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,134
but they seem to think that
583
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:18,888
there are no living beings
up there.
584
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:22,266
Just chalk or fire.
585
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:26,479
Only this one
586
00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:27,938
is straining away.
587
00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:29,940
Straining away all the time
588
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:32,693
to make something of itself.
589
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:35,071
Strains so bad
that every 16 hours
590
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:38,282
everybody has to lie down
and get a rest.
591
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:48,584
Hm, eleven o'clock
in Grover's Corners.
592
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,297
You all get a good rest, too.
593
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,009
Good night.
594
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:06,602
[applause]
595
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,146
[cheering]
596
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,482
[applause and whistling]
597
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,278
[cheering]
598
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,660
Whoo!
599
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:23,994
Bravo!
600
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:26,122
[cheering and applause]
601
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,416
[emotional music]
602
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,712
[cheering]
603
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,550
I'm gonna get a head start.
I know these people.
604
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,218
When they stop clapping,
they're gonna want a drink.
605
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,970
[cheering continues]
606
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:41,720
Uh, hold on--
607
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:44,682
[cheering and applause
gets louder]
608
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,100
[woman] Yes! Yes!
609
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,573
[man] You're all set.
610
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,575
Where's my dad?
611
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,160
-Where's my dad?
-[woman] The party.
612
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,287
[man] He's upstairs.
613
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,955
-[woman laughing]
-[cork popping]
614
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,165
[jazz playing]
615
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,125
Oh, my voice! So--
616
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,210
[music continues]
617
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,799
-[cheering]
-Thank you.
618
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,843
Thank you.
619
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,596
My son. My star.
620
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:24,972
-Yes.
-[laughing]
621
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,765
-Have you seen Miranda?
-No.
622
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,270
Tell your wife
she stole the show.
623
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:32,897
I will. I will.
624
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,648
-Did you find her?
-No.
625
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:36,108
-Did you find him?
-No.
626
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,401
Can you get me a beer?
627
00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,069
Good show, good show.
628
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,906
Oh, Richard, Richard, Richard.
629
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:45,409
Can you convince this
young genius to sign with me?
630
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,995
Think of it!
The two of you in my stable.
631
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,497
The three of us
would be unstoppable.
632
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:50,789
The talent!
It runs in the family.
633
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:52,583
-Well, apparently, yes--
-So nice to meet you.
634
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,168
[Richard] I really had--
Miranda.
635
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:56,253
-[Alvy] Just talk to her...
-Miranda.
636
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,505
[Alvy] ...about how
I built your career.
637
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:58,881
Miranda!
638
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:00,341
-Oh, darling, darling--
-Mwah, mwah.
639
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,218
[Alvy] And reconstructed it
countless times
640
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:03,594
against impossible odds.
641
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,012
Richard Bean.
642
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,722
Sorry we didn't make
the curtain call,
643
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:07,890
but he wanted to get
his review in
644
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:08,891
for the Sunday Arts.
645
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:09,975
Can you give us a taste?
646
00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,560
I really can't. I'm sorry.
647
00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,270
-He said, "Run, don't walk,
-Uh...
648
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:14,647
to Millersburg, Pennsylvania."
649
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,607
"I have seen the resurrection
of Richard Bean."
650
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,275
-Wow.
-Cheers.
651
00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:19,568
Cheers. Indeed.
652
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:20,945
Well, you're alive again.
653
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,029
-What do you think of that?
-That's fine.
654
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,573
I--I--I'm really looking
for my niece.
655
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:25,533
Dad?
656
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,537
Sweetie. Oh, my God!
657
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,456
Oh, my God.
658
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:33,832
You...
659
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,710
You were fabulous.
660
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,504
[laughing]
661
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:42,299
-[chuckles]
-No, you broke my heart.
662
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,927
I have never been so proud.
663
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,136
[laughing]
664
00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:51,517
-I'm proud, too.
-Oh. Oh.
665
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,768
I'm proud to be your daughter.
666
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:53,561
[Jon] Oh!
667
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:56,897
-Dad, I--
-Listen, listen.
668
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,482
Listen to me, sweetie, I--
669
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:00,150
I need to tell you something.
670
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:02,945
And you--you can be
angry at me. It's okay.
671
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,655
I just--
672
00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:05,823
I need you to listen.
673
00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,702
♪ You look so good ♪
674
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:13,998
♪ You'll be begging beside ♪
675
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,457
Oh, Kristen!
676
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,042
I think Jon must be
in the kitchen.
677
00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:18,335
Did you find Miranda?
678
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,254
I had her in my clutches.
679
00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,298
And then we got a rave
in "The New York Times."
680
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,299
-What?
-Yes.
681
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,675
There they are!
682
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:25,926
I've got the good stuff.
683
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,387
Alvy says
"The Times" is raving.
684
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,055
-Yeah.
-Yeah, and he said
685
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:32,391
that we should expect to sell
a whole lot of tickets.
686
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,436
Hey. You may have just saved
this town after all.
687
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,354
And I did not see
that coming, eh?
688
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:39,189
No, because you're Philistine.
689
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,649
-Nadia.
-But I forgive you
690
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:41,942
because you came tonight.
691
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:43,527
And I'm also
man enough to say
692
00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:45,654
it was fucking brilliant.
693
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:46,697
Come on, every one!
694
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,115
Raise your glasses!
695
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,450
[cheering]
696
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,536
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow♪
697
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,913
♪ For he's a jolly
good fellow ♪
698
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:59,501
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow♪
699
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,879
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
700
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,758
Yeah. What if she's already
found him and told him?
701
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,009
It doesn't matter.
702
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,135
But we have to explain
what happened.
703
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,803
We have to beg
for forgiveness
704
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,347
and just say it was
a stupid mistake.
705
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,058
Ah, but something beautiful
came out of it.
706
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,353
Yes, but let's not say that.
707
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,520
Come on.
708
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:19,730
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
709
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,065
[Richard] Oh.
710
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,486
You are not going to say
a fucking word to Dad.
711
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,154
-Well, we were just--
-No, no, no, no, no.
712
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,864
Because I tried and I couldn't.
713
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,699
It will break his heart.
714
00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:33,202
And that wonderful,
sweet, caring man
715
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,038
should not have to pay
for your stupidity.
716
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:39,208
So from now on,
we are one happy family.
717
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,043
-Understand?
-Okay.
718
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,045
-How, how, how--
-How? We're gonna act.
719
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,380
Cause we're all fucking
actors here.
720
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,340
So act happy!
721
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,092
[exclaiming]
722
00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:49,593
There they are!
723
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:51,804
My favorite people!
724
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,639
[crowd chanting] Jon, Jon, Jon!
725
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,141
Hey, let's take a family photo,
huh? All of us together.
726
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:57,518
Hey, Dad! Dad!
Come join us.
727
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:58,936
Family photo!
[laughing]
728
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,354
[Randall] I can take it.
729
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:03,065
This is a big day
for the Beans.
730
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,942
[Linus] It certainly is.
731
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:08,404
I've been aware of it all along.
732
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,156
-It's so fucking obvious.
-What's that?
733
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,241
[Randall]
Okay, everybody get close.
734
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:15,911
Miranda is Richard's daughter.
735
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,955
-What?
-[camera clicks]
736
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,748
♪ Our happy place ♪
737
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,917
[music ends]
738
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,254
[mischievous music]
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