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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifting.

It's the job of loss prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories, only at shoplifter .com.

I'm pooping. Why the fuck did I do that?

Sir?

I already said I'm sorry. Can I please just leave?

I told myself I wouldn't do this again, why the fuck?

They always say you get caught in your lifetime, and of course I would.

Maybe he'll let you go.

Just fucking relax already.

I just want to go home.

Do you have ID on you?

Yeah, I do.

But I said I'm sorry. Can I just please go?

You already have the stuff.

I didn't see your ID.

You have the stuff. I mean, I'll pay for it too.

I can't just pay for it?

Is this your current address?

Yeah.

Look, this is the first time I've ever done anything like this. Please.

like that

all

right

i'm in a hurry i need to make this process as quickly as possible because

black friday and this is literally our craziest day of the year so um

Yeah, so here's what's going to happen.

You're going to go to jail.

Please, I told you I'd pay for everything. I'm so sorry. I'll never do

again. You won't even see me at the mall ever again. Yes, that's absolutely

true.

The cops have already been called, and they are waiting outside.

So, that's what's going to happen.

Please, there's nothing... You can't... Please.

It's, like, so close to the holidays. I can't get arrested.

You realize we have cameras at every corner of the store. It's Black Friday.

think we're not prepared?

Do you see how many security officers I have out there?

I'm sorry.

I mean,

it's just not very bright. I think you can get away with that.

You tried to steal three tablets.

But you have them. Please, just let me go.

I'll give you everything I have in my wallet right now. Please. That's not how

this works. We are a store.

I am the security officer.

I have you on camera putting three tablets into your purse.

Please. I promise I won't come back.

I have to go check on something. Stay right here.

Reception back here. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, what am I gonna do?

Alright, well, they are almost ready to take you away, so... Please, please.

Please don't have them come. I promise.

I don't want to come back here. Please just let me put my bag and go.

Just walk out of here, you think? I'm just going to let you walk out of here

with no punishment at all?

Please. I can't afford to get arrested.

Why can't you afford... Do you have a private record?

No, I have a clean record, and I want to keep it that way.

I need you to stand up.

Stand up. Stand up. We need to make sure we didn't steal anything else that

wasn't caught on our cameras. Stand up.

Stay in. Stay.

Absolutely.

What are you doing?

Excuse me? What are you doing?

I don't have anything on my bra.

Put your hands right here.

Please, I don't have anything on me.

They're right outside.

You can go away right now. I really don't care. I told you I've got stuff to

It's Black Friday. It's the busiest day of the year. I've got shit to do.

So you want to cooperate?

You want to go to jail? What do you want to do?

Stay straight please.

Profile.

And turn around.

The other way.

Okay. Come here.

Spin around for me.

Slowly.

You already checked me.

There's one other option you have.

If you want to just walk out of here, not go to jail, you

have one other option.

What is it?

What is it to me?

I'm showing you your other option.

I can't. I can't. Okay.

Okay. I'll go.

I will get him.

Please. I don't want to go to jail. Please.

Take off your top.

Look at me when you do it.

Get these jeans off for me.

Do we really have to do this?

This or jail.

What's it going to be?

What's it going to be?

I don't care.

It'll be this.

Look at that.

Get on your knees.

You know what you gotta do?

And as I stop, it's going.

You want to go to jail?

Damn demon.

Fuck, the door's locked. Fuck, fuck!

Oh my god.

Fuck.

I'm behind a bunch of work.

Fucking work already.

Just one fucking bar so I can send a message.

Tooth my leg.

Tooth my fucking leg.

What are you doing?

We already did some stuff. Can I just please go now? Oh, no.

No.

That's not at all what we're doing.

I'm not done with you.

Why don't you dance for me?

Dance for you?

Come on.

You're not leaving until we're done here.

Come on, get closer.

I don't really feel like dancing.

Screw it.

Or, oh, do you want to go to jail?

I don't have time to deal with the shit today.

Mm -hmm.

Come on, get into it.

Be authentic.

Feel like you're my little stripper.

Oh, there you go.

Let me ask you a question. Are we allowed to touch in this class?

Keep going.

No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take that off.

Under that little zipper for me.

Turn around.

Thank you.

There you go. Just a little lap dance.

A little lap dance.

Okay?

Please.

Come on. Keep dancing.

Take these off. Finish.

There you go.

What do you think?

Let me get dressed so I can go. I actually have something around here that

want.

Please, you didn't say anything about taking any pictures.

Come here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

We can stop right now and you can go to jail.

I don't, I mean, same old, same old thing here. Haven't you gotten enough

already? Come on, please.

Let me go.

You know what it's going to end with.

You know what it's going to end with.

Don't be pushing for me.

There you go.

Do you admit it feels good?

No. Admit it feels good.

Just nod your head.

Does it feel good?

Please, sir. Are we done? Please, please, please, please.

No, we're not done.

Oh, yeah.

Face me.

I think you're liking this.

Does it feel good?

This is so good.