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Hazel! Hey, come here, I need to talk to you. Hazel!

What? What?

Take a seat.

What? I was missing my shirt. What is it?

We need to talk.

Okay.

So, per agreement, we were supposed to do some chores around the house.

I kind of gave you a vibe, the homemade thing.

And now I'm seeing that you ain't cleaning up your room in the bargain.

Maybe you should rethink our roommate situation, because...

What are you talking about? I did the garbage, I did the dishes.

I haven't kept up my end of the bargain.

There's a mop bucket over there.

Okay.

And it's in the house for three days.

Yeah, that's kind of gross. And then there's the giant pile of fucking laundry!

Oh, that giant fucking pile of laundry.

Okay.

I just, I don't know, I just kind of stopped seeing it.

Like, it's been there for so long, right? That I just, like, it's like part of the house.

But it's just kind of like a feature now.

Like, I think it goes with the wall. Like it.

Like it, I just think it, like, you know, enhances the ambiance.

We should just leave it.

Hey Hazel, I'm gonna tell you right motherfucking now.

That laundry better be done in the next hour.

We're gonna have some room maintenance. It's like a lot of...

An hour?

Yeah, like now. Like 60 minutes.

No, it's gonna take like a whole 60 minutes just to like run it through the washing machine.

It's clean. I cleaned it. You were supposed to fold it.

Right. Right. I'm supposed to fold it.

It's totally clean. You just put it in shape.

I mean, I just cut my nails done.

I don't care about your nails. I don't care about your nails.

Alright, I'm just gonna put that out there.

What I need is my laundry folded because this isn't my last good shirt.

This shirt sucks.

Yeah, this shirt looks great.

No, this is a workout shirt. This is not for like me running around town trying to go fly.

This is like for when I'm about to go like change my oil filter or something.

So I'm gonna need you to handle that.

Oh my gosh.

Because prior to our agreement in my roommate and in the bed, that's what was supposed to happen.

Now you tricked me last time.

And then you tricked me again.

Okay, but we could instead.

We could just say we did it last time.

No.

Think about it.

I'm thinking about it that is not the same as me and my clothes folded.

Think about it.

I'm still thinking about it. Clothes not folded.

Okay, but you wouldn't need any clothes.

I don't think you fucking pleasuring my penis will get my clothes folded any fast.

If anything, I'll get a fold of my own clothes and you'll have to orgasm to go to sleep like you usually do.

Yeah, but it would be a lot fun.

I don't care how fun it was. My clothes didn't get folded.

Last time you didn't do anything as far as garbage.

And now you're sitting here trying to do the same exact thing.

Yeah, but I remember.

I don't think you really cared about the garbage afterwards.

And so I don't even care what your clothes afterwards.

You're just not helping this situation. Can't you just fold the clothes?

No.

Are you trying to seduce me?

No.

Then why are you falling on sexy and cat-hunting?

Because I think that it might hold my case.

It's not. I don't. This isn't working. This is not working.

Sure, it's not working.

This is working just a little. It's a tiny bit. Those are really nice of you.

Yeah, see? If they folded laundry, they would be less nice.

Yeah, I can see it. But the laundry need to be folded.

I already didn't need laundry.

Are you?

You didn't need clean clothes.

You could just take this right off and throw it over there.

And you wouldn't have to worry about it at all.

And I could take my clothes and also throw them over there.

And then we wouldn't either of us need clean laundry.

I'm going to do this. But I don't need playing.

No, I am not. I'm offering you a reasonable trade.

Shh, shh, shh. You are playing me and I'm going to have them.

Just one time.

Just one time.

How many fingers are rolled?

One.

Okay, one time.

One time.

Alright, you call this one time.

Just one time.

Okay, one time?

Yeah, absolutely. Just one time.

Still it.

Call for this again.

Okay. Just one time.

Just one time.

One.

Such a bad roommate.

A great roommate.

Such a great roommate.

Just the worst.

Just a really like, thoughtful and considerate roommate.

Yeah, those clothes say different.

Mm-mm.

You just want me to feel it.

Mm-hmm.

See, you don't need clothes.

I don't need clothes.

Mm-hmm.

Would be better if I laid down.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, give me your clothes. I don't want them.

How about you hold them? I think you can tell me that.

Mm-mm.

Yeah.

See?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Call for this again.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Now you have no clothes.

Mm-hmm.

But yours were folded, weren't they?

At one point, yes.

Yeah.

Well, I like when they fit in my drawer nicely.

Yeah, wouldn't that be nice?

Mm-hmm.

Now.

So that is it.

There you go.

Ah, that's good.

Okay.

Put it in the back of that for me.

Put it back where it belongs.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Such a good little sweater.

Mm-hmm.

See, I shouldn't have to do full clothes.

Nope, still gotta do that.

You gotta do that, take out the garbage, all your chores.

Mm-hmm.

You know what?

Ah.

Yes, you should.

All right, you're gonna fucking do it?

Yeah.

Now you're gonna think about it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

See, but isn't this more fun?

Isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

It's only fun for you.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I don't know.

Stay just like that.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

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Mm.

Ah.

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Ah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Ah.

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Ah.

Ha-ha.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Ah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

I forgot how nice your tongue feels.

Ah.

You better feel something else.

Mm.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Oh.

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Oh

Oh

Oh

what

Oh

Oh, I'm fucking deep in the water.

Yeah.

Oh!

Fuck yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Good.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Come on, you.

Come on, you.

Come on, you.

Yeah.

All right.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh!

Fuck!

Yeah.

Fucking let me take off my fucking clothes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Fucking.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

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Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

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Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

That's it.

Closer.

Closer.

There you go.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, god.

Fuck.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

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Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh,

oh.

Oh.

Oh,

Oh, lay back, lay back.

There you go.

There you go.

There's your ass.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

I can feel that cock up to here.

Right up?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, it's just that pussy wide open.

Fuck!

Oh, I feel it all the way up the cock.

Fuck!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yes, and there's the fucking deep.

Yeah, yeah, uh.

Yeah, yeah, uh.

Uh, no.

No.

Oh, fuck!

Sinister bitch.

That Holly my friend.

Utterbody, wide open.

Yeah, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Good little pocket size,

pussy.

Just a little pocket size.

Just a little.

Just a little.

Oh, just a little. Fuck!

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck, give it to me.

Fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Fucking give me everything to that goddamn car.

Fuck!

Ah!

Ah!

Take it. Take it. Fucking take it.

Fucking make me take it.

My tiny little pussy.

Fucking give it to me, please.

Oh!

Oh, Joy!

Joy! Fuck!

Oh!

Oh, God!

Fuck!

Oh!

Oh!

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh!

God damn it!

Fuck, yeah!

Mmm.

Yeah, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, that pussy looks so fucking good

stretched all over your car.

Fuck!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

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Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, no. Give me more.

Give me more.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh!

Fuck!

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Fuck!

Oh!

Oh!

Yeah. Oh, right fucking there.

Right there? Right there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!

Fuck!

Oh!

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh!

Oh, God.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, there you go. That's it.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. Let me in that door.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Oh, I can feel you coming. Come on in.

Ah!

Mmm!

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just fucking hold me down

and make me take your whole cock. Fuck!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Mmm!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ah!

Where you running? You want the whole thing,

right? Yeah.

He's back on it. He's back on it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah.

See that feel nice? Yeah.

Don't that feel nice?

Yeah. Mmm.

I got you.

That'll be fine.

Yeah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Ah. Ah.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Ah!

Mmm. That's right, Hazel. Take that dick.

Ah.

Ah.

Fuck you sometime.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh!

Fuck.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Ah.

Uh.

Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh!

Ah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Just miss that little flashlight.

Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

He's gonna get a pretty little flashlight.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're so fucking pretty. Uh-huh.

I'm just gonna get my fucking long-legged.

Yeah. You still over there.

Mmm-hmm. Now fucking look at it.

Fucking look at it.

Oh! Fuck!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Come on that pretty little face.

Mmm-hmm.

Come here.

Wow, lay back.

Mmm-hmm.

And bring that pussy in.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Look at that. Look at that.

It's used.

It's been used well.

I brought my big old peepee.

You know what'll help it.

If you, uh,

did half laundry.

Mmm. You could put half your penis

in me.

Oh, god damn it.

Mmm.

Mmm. Yeah.

Oh, fucking.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Ah.

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Ah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking god.

I don't know how to drink it. I'm so drunk inside.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Ah.

Well.

Huh?

Seems our business here is

done.

Mmm-hmm. You still gotta take out

the garbage though. I can do that.

Yeah. Cause

now that I said the garbage, I'm talking about

the one in the actual garage.

Oh, no. I'm not gonna do that one.

Hazel.

Well.

I'm gonna shower.

Okay.