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["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]

Dude, you look fine, bro.

Don't worry about it.

I'm not trying to be sugar.

You know what's that?

I got my feather on.

You're trying to look smooth for the birthday?

I know.

I'm trying to see something, man.

I'm trying to see something.

I need to see something, man.

We're leaving in a little bit.

God, you're always so impatient.

We're leaving in a little bit.

Yeah, I mean, come on, man.

The line's gonna be long.

I'm waiting for my wife to get ready.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Yo, why is she going with us, boy?

What do you mean?

Man, it's the guys night out, man.

You know, look, and your wife,

you know how she hit, man.

I mean, you know what I mean?

What are you guys talking about?

No, I'm just talking about-

You're just talking about my birthday plans?

It's my birthday.

Yeah, are you excited for your birthday?

Yeah, yeah, I'm so ready to go out.

So listen, listen.

This is the thing.

We're actually not going nowhere.

What?

Yeah.

The whole thing, but listen, you're gonna enjoy this.

This is gonna be a birthday to fucking remember.

What, are we gonna just sit around

and watch TV or something?

Dave.

You wanna tell him or something?

I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna tell him.

Would you be down to fuck my wife?

What?

Come on, I can't do that.

No, no, listen, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen,

listen, listen, listen, listen.

Me and her talked about it.

She is super down.

We know, what, you've been single now for six months.

Fuck that bitch, man.

We gotta get her out of your head.

And the only way to get back in the game

is to fucking have some fun and baby's down.

I see how you look at me.

I've seen you look at her.

We've been friends for 10 years, bro.

You think I haven't seen you fucking staring at her ass?

Like, come on, show me your ass, baby.

Show me your ass so he knows we're serious.

I mean.

You gonna tell him, listen.

You gonna tell him you're gonna pass up on last night?

No, I ain't gonna pass up on last night.

No, listen, we're serious.

Listen, I'm not gonna feel any type of way about it.

I'm down for it, baby.

You down for it?

Of course.

Jump on top of him, baby.

Show me for real.

Go ahead, enjoy, bro.

She's got a real nice ass.

Oh, shit.

You like that, baby?

Yeah.

You like watching him suck on my titties.

Fuck yeah, baby.

You be a good girl, I'm fucking good.

Mm-hmm, of course.

Yeah, I'm fucking good.

Yeah.

Shit.

Let's get this off.

Oh, fuck.

She's dead.

Baby.

I guess I.

I guess I.

Yeah, we don't wanna make you do anything, you know?

I'm just saying.

We don't wanna pull your, you know.

You know what I mean?

I'm making for real.

I'm the captain, all right?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, she won't pull shit.

Mm, you don't watch me.

Yeah.

I'll put you on this dick.

You wanna suck his dick, baby?

Yeah.

Oh, you dirty girl.

Yeah, you ready for that?

Mm, I think so.

Okay.

Are you ready for this, birthday boy?

Mm-hmm, you ready.

Fuck.

You look so big.

Yeah, just like that.

Damn, baby.

You look good sucking that dick, baby.

Happy birthday, homie.

Man, appreciate you.

Happy motherfucking birthday.

Yeah.

Suck that fucking cock, baby.

You know those.

Look at me when you suck that dick, baby.

This is the fucking cock in your fucking mouth.

That's it, baby.

That's fucking awesome.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Shit.

Yeah, shit.

That's so good for this fucking dick.

There you go.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

You like watching me suck your best friend's dick.

That's so fucking awesome.

Oh, yes.

I'm so slicked to that.

Ah, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Ah.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Ah.

Ah.

Shit, hold on.

God damn it.

Oh my god.

Mm.

What's wrong, baby?

So fucking nice to see you suck that dick.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

What's wrong, baby?

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

This is so good.

Oh my god.

Mm.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

This is fucking crazy.

This is fucking hot.

Damn, babe.

You're really sucking the shit out of this dick.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

What the fuck?

Man, fuck it.

This is crazy.

Wow.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get you.

Champagne on that tip, you know?

Champagne on that fucking tip?

Oh my god, I can't believe it.

Fuck.

It's inside you, baby?

It's so fucking big.

Oh my god.

I'll get your shoes for you, baby.

You focus on fucking and I'll take your shoes off for you, sweetheart.

You focus on the dick. We'll handle your shoes.

Mmm.

Where are your shoes, babe?

Where are these fucking shoes, babe?

Do you guys need help?

Yeah.

You can't get that one, I can't get this one. I've been trying. I think I got it. I finally got it.

Okay, I got it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

There we go.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, baby, that looks so fucking nice.

You like watching that, baby?

Oh my god, baby.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That's so fucking hard.

So fucking hard.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Look at me, baby. I want to see you when I get fucking...

See why I get fucked.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my...

You like the baby, huh?

You like this fucking dip?

We're such a good friend, him.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

So good.

She's got some good pussy, huh?

Oh, man.

Yeah, I know.

I know, she's got some good fucking pussy.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

It's stretching me out so much.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

How do you like that, baby?

You've never been fucked like that, have you?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Let me see that fucking dip.

Let me see that fucking dip.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

You love it, don't you, baby?

You fucking love it like that?

I can't believe you've taken that dick like that.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, babe.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah. Put it back in.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

So good.

Oh, my god.

You love watching me fuck, babe.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

Damn, baby.

You're taking that fucking dick so good.

You really like it, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Are you having fun, baby?

Yeah, I'm having fun watching.

I love watching you fuck, baby.

You're looking so beautiful, baby.

So fucking sexy.

I'll just stick back inside you.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fucking deep in my pussy.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, baby.

Fuck.

You're taking that fucking dick.

You're taking that fucking dick.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Sit, sit.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, you're taking me.

Oh, my god.

Fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

She's fucking loving it.

Oh, fuck.

Sit, sit.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, baby.

Fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

She loves it, dude.

She fucking loves it.

You're fucking my wife?

Oh, my god.

You fucking love it, baby.

I know you do.

I know you fucking do.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

She fucking...

Holy shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're like watching me take his big fucking cock.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I'm so fucking deep in my pussy.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Your favorite position, baby.

Your favorite fucking position.

I want to see your face when it puts inside you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

It takes inside you, isn't it?

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Fuck, baby.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, you look so pretty.

Take a look at your baby.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Taking a dick so fucking good, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

You're doing so good, baby.

I love watching you get fucked.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm stretching

my pussy out so much.

Stretching your pussy out?

Huh?

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, put it back inside of her.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, that's fucking hard, baby.

Oh, shit.

That's fucking hard.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

I love it so much.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, yes, baby.

Shake it, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Slipper on her side.

Oh, shit, babe.

You know what you look like, baby?

You look like you just got the fucking shit

fucked out of you.

You're taking more.

You're taking more.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah, you're cute.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Yeah, baby. You love it, don't you?

Oh, yes, I fucking love it.

You fucked me.

Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's so fucking good.

Oh, my god.

You love watching you take that shit.

Oh, my god.

You like watching your wife fuck your best friend.

I fucking love it.

You look so good, too.

Oh.

Oh.

I knew he was gonna fuck you good, baby.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Fucking shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, I've got it all in here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh

Oh

Shit she's shaking

Oh

Oh

We're watching you look so fucking happy so pretty

Oh

Oh

Oh

Please give it to me.

Yes, please give it to me.

Give me all that breath.

All that breath is as beautiful as your face.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh shit, baby.

Damn, baby.

It's definitely the best birthday present he's ever had.

It's so fucking hot.

Dude, you can jump in the shower, bro.

Happy fucking birthday, man.

Thank you. Yes.

Dude, it's so fucking hot.

Oh my god, that was so good.

Do you mind if me and him go out for a couple drinks now?

Go for it.

You're the fucking best.