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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,376 --> 00:00:10,161 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:10,248 --> 00:00:12,076 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:12,207 --> 00:00:15,123 [engine revving] 4 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:16,776 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:16,907 --> 00:00:21,651 More than physical pain, I fear humiliation. 6 00:00:21,738 --> 00:00:24,741 Last week Hypergnosis was this close 7 00:00:24,784 --> 00:00:26,656 to being acquired by Cupertino. 8 00:00:26,743 --> 00:00:28,527 Our stock soared on the rumor. 9 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:30,790 I-I-I don't understand. 10 00:00:30,877 --> 00:00:32,530 [chuckles] 11 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:34,403 Why... why not? 12 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:36,970 Uh, well, it's not happening. 13 00:00:37,014 --> 00:00:38,537 I just found out. 14 00:00:38,668 --> 00:00:40,148 Talks were terminated. 15 00:00:40,278 --> 00:00:42,150 [line beeping] 16 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:48,591 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:48,678 --> 00:00:51,420 Um, Duncan, morning remarks? 18 00:00:51,507 --> 00:00:52,638 Or, uh, you want to skip it? 19 00:00:52,769 --> 00:00:54,292 I'm fine. 20 00:00:54,336 --> 00:00:56,338 And when word gets out, and it will, 21 00:00:56,425 --> 00:00:57,991 my stock is gonna nosedive, 22 00:00:58,035 --> 00:00:59,906 not to where it was before it took off, 23 00:01:00,037 --> 00:01:02,605 but sink with an odor of... 24 00:01:02,735 --> 00:01:05,782 like what comes out of a frightened dog, 25 00:01:05,869 --> 00:01:07,175 that smell... [sniffing] 26 00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:08,480 Just... [sniffing] 27 00:01:08,566 --> 00:01:09,916 Just hanging around me. 28 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,702 [bell ringing] 29 00:01:12,745 --> 00:01:14,878 [whispering] I said no. - [whispering] Oh, sorry. 30 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:18,621 [normal voice] Okay. 31 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:22,146 [clears throat] How we doing, Hypergnomes? 32 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:24,366 Just got some news... 33 00:01:24,496 --> 00:01:25,845 great news, 34 00:01:25,932 --> 00:01:29,501 pretty... pretty fucking cool news. 35 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,895 Can't tell you what, not yet... 36 00:01:33,592 --> 00:01:35,116 But it's great. 37 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:39,423 [applause] Good. 38 00:01:42,514 --> 00:01:45,387 Why did they say no? 39 00:01:45,474 --> 00:01:47,867 I have a track record. 40 00:01:47,911 --> 00:01:51,828 I mean, Fahfa was a juggernaut in its time, 41 00:01:51,915 --> 00:01:53,612 and I guess everyone assumes, 42 00:01:53,699 --> 00:01:55,266 since I'm the man who co-created Fahfa, 43 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:57,050 then I'm the man... 44 00:01:57,094 --> 00:01:59,314 or the co-man. 45 00:01:59,444 --> 00:02:01,707 And... 46 00:02:01,751 --> 00:02:03,318 maybe I'm not... 47 00:02:05,842 --> 00:02:07,757 And they smelled it. 48 00:02:10,629 --> 00:02:15,025 When word gets out, how will that make you feel, 49 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:18,376 and, uh, when do you expect that to be? 50 00:02:18,507 --> 00:02:20,857 - Won't be long. You know, people talk. 51 00:02:20,944 --> 00:02:24,687 They tear you down and forget you ever even mattered. 52 00:02:26,776 --> 00:02:28,778 The doctor-patient- confidentiality thing, 53 00:02:28,908 --> 00:02:30,780 just how airtight is that? 54 00:02:30,823 --> 00:02:33,304 I can't speak with anyone about what you say, 55 00:02:33,435 --> 00:02:36,177 not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others. 56 00:02:36,264 --> 00:02:37,830 Define harm. 57 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:39,615 Physical harm. 58 00:02:39,658 --> 00:02:41,443 All right, uh... 59 00:02:41,486 --> 00:02:43,227 [inhales deeply] 60 00:02:43,314 --> 00:02:45,273 I shouldn't have leaked the acquisition rumor. 61 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,362 [exhales deeply] That's on me. 62 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:50,451 I wanted to up our valuation before the price was set. 63 00:02:50,495 --> 00:02:52,671 Uh, sorry, um... 64 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,934 It... it... it happens all the time. 65 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:56,414 Uh... 66 00:02:56,501 --> 00:03:00,592 yeah, we also reduced our price before the IPO. 67 00:03:00,679 --> 00:03:03,465 I don't know. I'm not the money guy. 68 00:03:03,552 --> 00:03:05,162 I do ideas... 69 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:06,903 powered by belief, 70 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:09,122 and belief is affirmed by fuckability. 71 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:12,082 If I could just sell my shares now... 72 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:15,781 - Mm-hmm. - But the SEC would kill me. 73 00:03:15,825 --> 00:03:19,394 So I'm just gonna have to sink with it. 74 00:03:19,437 --> 00:03:21,439 Surely you're not going to be poor. 75 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:22,614 No. 76 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,007 Obviously. 77 00:03:24,094 --> 00:03:25,661 But Lili can't find out. 78 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:28,011 God, she would divorce me just to secure half of it. 79 00:03:28,098 --> 00:03:29,578 It'd be the smart move. 80 00:03:29,665 --> 00:03:31,623 Do you think perhaps you're misjudging Lili? 81 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:32,929 Lili? No. 82 00:03:33,059 --> 00:03:35,845 She'd frame all my success as dumb luck. 83 00:03:35,888 --> 00:03:39,370 You know, I'd... I'd become an object lesson, an adjective. 84 00:03:39,457 --> 00:03:41,198 Don't pull a Duncan. 85 00:03:41,329 --> 00:03:42,591 Or is that a noun? 86 00:03:42,721 --> 00:03:44,854 Oh, Christ. 87 00:03:44,984 --> 00:03:48,552 What would my dad say if he could hear me now? 88 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,076 Please, JoAnne. 89 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:54,167 Really, this is strictly between us. 90 00:03:54,211 --> 00:03:57,519 Thanks. I... - Okay. See you next week. 91 00:03:57,562 --> 00:03:59,434 Doing the work. - Yeah. 92 00:03:59,477 --> 00:04:04,482 ♪ 93 00:04:04,569 --> 00:04:06,919 [phone beeps] - Schmuck. 94 00:04:06,963 --> 00:04:12,838 ♪ 95 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:15,754 [phone chimes] 96 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:18,670 The stressors that... 97 00:04:18,713 --> 00:04:22,500 drove some workers 98 00:04:22,544 --> 00:04:27,200 at our Guangzhou factory to choose to... 99 00:04:27,331 --> 00:04:31,292 exit themselves out a window remain... 100 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,859 unresolved. 101 00:04:33,946 --> 00:04:37,559 Well, what about our supplier code of conduct? 102 00:04:37,646 --> 00:04:40,562 Our code, their conduct. 103 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:44,000 Were we to enforce our code, 104 00:04:44,087 --> 00:04:46,132 anything heavy-handed opens us 105 00:04:46,263 --> 00:04:49,048 to charges of cultural elitism. 106 00:04:49,135 --> 00:04:50,876 Text Anushka Cupertino. 107 00:04:50,963 --> 00:04:53,009 - What would you like to say? - "What happened?" 108 00:04:53,139 --> 00:04:55,098 [phone vibrates] 109 00:04:58,449 --> 00:05:00,233 However, our position has always been 110 00:05:00,321 --> 00:05:02,497 human life is valuable... 111 00:05:02,584 --> 00:05:05,282 full stop. 112 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:07,110 It's a cornerstone for us. 113 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:12,594 [door whirs, closes] 114 00:05:12,681 --> 00:05:15,336 [sighs] 115 00:05:15,423 --> 00:05:16,902 [phone vibrates] 116 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:18,339 [line ringing] 117 00:05:18,426 --> 00:05:19,644 [line beeps] What? 118 00:05:19,775 --> 00:05:21,298 - Wow. Thank you. You picked up. 119 00:05:21,385 --> 00:05:22,691 Great. Thank you. 120 00:05:22,778 --> 00:05:24,780 I cannot talk to you about this. 121 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,477 I was not read in. 122 00:05:26,564 --> 00:05:28,827 I'm an executive here, and I'm on your board. 123 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:30,263 Recusal was mandatory. 124 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:33,049 - Okay, just... the acquisition door, how... 125 00:05:33,136 --> 00:05:35,180 how fully shut is that, or are we, like, 126 00:05:35,312 --> 00:05:37,445 playfully rimming the door frame? 127 00:05:37,532 --> 00:05:39,228 Oh, I would say nailed... 128 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,536 like a coffin, from my understanding. 129 00:05:41,623 --> 00:05:43,407 Nush, you're... 130 00:05:43,451 --> 00:05:45,627 you're supposed to warn me about this. 131 00:05:45,714 --> 00:05:47,324 This your job? 132 00:05:47,368 --> 00:05:49,457 Did you leak the acquisition rumor, yes or no? 133 00:05:49,587 --> 00:05:51,459 No! No. 134 00:05:51,546 --> 00:05:52,895 Maybe. 135 00:05:52,982 --> 00:05:54,723 Once it's clear no acquisition's forthcoming, 136 00:05:54,766 --> 00:05:56,507 your stock is going to take a ding, 137 00:05:56,594 --> 00:05:58,466 and you'll have no one to blame but yourself. 138 00:05:58,596 --> 00:06:00,511 Okay, that is just one of the branches 139 00:06:00,555 --> 00:06:02,252 on the tree of outcomes, 140 00:06:02,339 --> 00:06:04,297 and there are many branches, lot of leaves. 141 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,517 It's really... it's really leafy, okay? 142 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:09,955 So just... can we focus maybe not on the dings? 143 00:06:09,999 --> 00:06:11,696 You want to change the focus, Duncan, 144 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,306 change the story. 145 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:16,527 - Gladly. Gladly. Yeah. How do I do that? 146 00:06:16,571 --> 00:06:17,963 Oh, I don't know. 147 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:20,139 Presumably with another, better story. 148 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:23,447 Yes! Yes! 149 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:26,363 Where I'm the hero. - Sure. Why not? 150 00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:27,364 Good luck with that. 151 00:06:27,451 --> 00:06:29,584 - Thank you. - Right. 152 00:06:29,627 --> 00:06:36,591 ♪ 153 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,787 - Almost finished. Be done soon. 154 00:07:02,138 --> 00:07:04,009 - You know what that is? That's tungsten. 155 00:07:04,053 --> 00:07:05,533 Aerospace-grade. 156 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:07,535 Heaviest element in the universe. 157 00:07:07,665 --> 00:07:09,798 This one's 4 inches cubed 158 00:07:09,928 --> 00:07:12,104 but weighs 43 pounds. - Mm. 159 00:07:12,191 --> 00:07:13,845 The crypto bros are super into 'em. 160 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:16,021 You know why? 161 00:07:16,065 --> 00:07:17,893 It's not... 162 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,852 it's not virtual. 163 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,593 It's real. 164 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,335 It's the realness. 165 00:07:25,422 --> 00:07:26,597 Here you go. 166 00:07:26,641 --> 00:07:29,165 [thuds on floor] God damn it! 167 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,386 You're done, right? 168 00:07:33,474 --> 00:07:35,563 Yeah. You're done. 169 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:42,570 ♪ ♪ 170 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,926 [grunts] 171 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,756 [chains rattle, ball bounces] 172 00:07:54,843 --> 00:07:57,193 - Gary, he landed early. - Mm. 173 00:07:57,236 --> 00:07:59,891 - Oh, no. Damn it, we're late. 174 00:07:59,978 --> 00:08:02,285 Yeah, I'm having lunch. 175 00:08:02,328 --> 00:08:04,113 Yeah, well, bring it. 176 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,376 Orson's just wandering around the airport. 177 00:08:06,463 --> 00:08:08,334 Where are my damn keys? 178 00:08:08,465 --> 00:08:10,293 He's got Wi-Fi and snacks, right? 179 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,903 He's at the airport. He's fine. 180 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,644 I told him we're already on our way. 181 00:08:13,775 --> 00:08:15,254 Well, we're not. 182 00:08:15,298 --> 00:08:17,866 Honey, pick up your phone. 183 00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:19,302 Gary! 184 00:08:19,345 --> 00:08:20,912 You're yelling, JoAnne. 185 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,653 Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent. 186 00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:24,220 [line beeps] - Oh, that's him. 187 00:08:24,263 --> 00:08:26,048 Honey? - Hi. 188 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:29,442 What lures investment? - Uh, sorry, but I can't talk. 189 00:08:29,486 --> 00:08:32,402 - Unwavering confidence... a hat I can wear. 190 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,317 I-I have that hat. - [snaps fingers] 191 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,926 Hey, JoAnne, I-I'm looking at a light fixture. 192 00:08:36,014 --> 00:08:37,276 Can you... 193 00:08:37,406 --> 00:08:39,844 - I... Sorry. We talked about this, Duncan. 194 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:41,716 You can't just call me out of the blue. 195 00:08:41,846 --> 00:08:43,195 But I have a plan. Listen. 196 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:44,719 I point to the fabulous stock price, 197 00:08:44,806 --> 00:08:46,459 which remains fabulous for the moment, 198 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:48,723 and I say I will sell another tranche 199 00:08:48,853 --> 00:08:50,768 in private secondary offerings. 200 00:08:50,855 --> 00:08:52,378 Who's wet for it, okay? 201 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,293 If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough, 202 00:08:54,424 --> 00:08:56,165 I could be like, "Suck it, Cupertino. 203 00:08:56,252 --> 00:08:57,166 Suck it and weep." 204 00:08:57,253 --> 00:08:58,776 No ding, all dong. 205 00:08:58,863 --> 00:09:01,083 Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price 206 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:03,302 when you know the stock's gonna fall, isn't that fraud? 207 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:05,522 - "Fraud"? - Or market manipulation? 208 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,698 I mean, won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC? 209 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:10,048 First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall. 210 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:12,877 I'm not Nosferatu. Fraud? What... 211 00:09:12,964 --> 00:09:14,139 [bang, clattering] 212 00:09:14,226 --> 00:09:16,489 You know what? Instead of accusation, 213 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,274 a smidgen of validation would be nice. 214 00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:20,102 Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this. 215 00:09:20,189 --> 00:09:21,843 No, you just accused me of fraud. 216 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:24,497 It's my son, and he is alone at the airport. 217 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:26,108 I don't care if he's in a stranger's van 218 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,326 licking lollipops. 219 00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:28,806 You do not hang up on me now. 220 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:30,242 - Goodbye, Duncan. - No. No goodbye. 221 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:31,461 [line beeping] No, no... 222 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,854 - Gary. - Hmm? 223 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:34,986 Oh, my God, it's a sandwich. 224 00:09:35,073 --> 00:09:36,553 Would you hurry up? 225 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:40,470 [glass shattering] - Fuck! 226 00:09:44,561 --> 00:09:47,433 [pensive music] 227 00:09:47,477 --> 00:09:54,484 ♪ 228 00:09:59,968 --> 00:10:01,534 You are gonna love Las Altas. 229 00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:03,624 It's very progressive, 230 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:05,887 but they're not fruity about it. 231 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:09,542 Last year Las Altas was the top feeder for Stanford, 232 00:10:09,673 --> 00:10:11,022 including Paly. 233 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:16,549 ♪ ♪ 234 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,073 Look familiar? 235 00:10:21,685 --> 00:10:23,818 Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore? 236 00:10:23,905 --> 00:10:25,646 I know he's not feeling well, 237 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:27,865 but your tuition's normally 90 grand, 238 00:10:27,909 --> 00:10:29,737 and there's no way your dad would pay for that. 239 00:10:29,824 --> 00:10:32,000 But there was a scholarship that no one was using, 240 00:10:32,043 --> 00:10:33,610 so you'd be surprised how hard it is 241 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:35,394 to find underprivileged youth around here. 242 00:10:35,438 --> 00:10:37,570 And as it turns out, your father's illness 243 00:10:37,701 --> 00:10:39,224 qualified as a hardship, 244 00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:41,662 so I guess he is paying for it. 245 00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:43,054 [scoffs] 246 00:10:43,141 --> 00:10:44,969 [car door opens] - Not... oh. 247 00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:46,405 [car door closes] 248 00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:48,494 I didn't mean in a karmic sense. 249 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,801 Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that. 250 00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:53,456 My gosh, you've gotten tall. - [scoffs] Can we go inside? 251 00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:55,588 I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts. 252 00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:57,852 It was the one thing he was supposed to do. 253 00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,767 He just got out of the fucking hospital. 254 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,725 Whoa, whoa. Hey, Orson. 255 00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:03,988 We don't talk that way to one another. 256 00:11:04,032 --> 00:11:07,383 Can we just try to use constructive language, please? 257 00:11:09,341 --> 00:11:10,603 [door opens] 258 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:14,346 Okay, so, um, kitchen, living room. 259 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,609 You remember where everything is. 260 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:19,177 Well, actually, we have moved things around a little 261 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,005 since you were last here. 262 00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:23,878 That's my office now. And, uh, Gary's is over there. 263 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:25,575 Clients come around the back. 264 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,490 If you see any of them, just ignore them. 265 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:28,796 Some are professionals. 266 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:30,711 Some are even kids from your school. 267 00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:32,800 All normal people, just, you know, sad. 268 00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:35,324 Um, through here. 269 00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:37,718 So the room you stayed in last time, 270 00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:40,459 the ceiling has termite damage, 271 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,374 and then the garage apartment flooded. 272 00:11:42,461 --> 00:11:44,376 Don't even get me started. 273 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:48,250 But the... the bedroom down here's all fixed up, 274 00:11:48,337 --> 00:11:51,253 so the whole bottom floor is yours. 275 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,472 Oh, uh, Virgiinia, did you see 276 00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:55,953 that I-I left sheets on the dryer? 277 00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:58,564 - I already make his bed. - Yes, I-I-I know. 278 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,263 But I-I got him sheets, special. 279 00:12:03,787 --> 00:12:05,006 [clears throat] 280 00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:10,359 - Where's the bathroom? - It's just around the... 281 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:14,493 [door opens, closes] 282 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,495 So nice to have you ho... home. 283 00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:20,282 Okay, Xander, just try mirroring. 284 00:12:20,369 --> 00:12:23,807 So, if they smile... 285 00:12:23,894 --> 00:12:25,983 if they smile... 286 00:12:26,114 --> 00:12:28,507 Xander, can you try holding the smile? 287 00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,640 It's what people do. 288 00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:35,950 [sighs] You can do it. 289 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,692 Here, hold and let it fade. Let it fade. 290 00:12:39,823 --> 00:12:44,436 Martin, are we actually drinking tonight... 291 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,004 or just pretending to drink? 292 00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:49,093 Shit. 293 00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:51,095 - Chop-chop. - I'm not dressed. 294 00:12:51,182 --> 00:12:52,967 Your clothes are out. 295 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,884 Hey, Tess. 296 00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,756 [phone vibrating] 297 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,410 Tess, you all right? 298 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:04,674 I think John has made you mac and cheese or something. 299 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:06,197 I have to go. 300 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,721 Martin's finally inching towards a funding round 301 00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,680 for his little friend-bot. 302 00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:14,031 He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child. 303 00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:16,381 But I have an actual company that needs saving, 304 00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:17,600 and you're on the board. 305 00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:19,297 It's your fiduciary duty 306 00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:21,691 to come and tell me everything's going to be okay. 307 00:13:21,778 --> 00:13:23,432 Sorry. Can't. 308 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:26,000 But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me. 309 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,437 - [chuckles softly] You're on your own. 310 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,920 [line beeping] 311 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,836 [solemn music] 312 00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:42,843 ♪ 313 00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:51,416 Rodrigo, 314 00:13:51,547 --> 00:13:53,201 call the Ayahuasca guy. 315 00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:55,377 And time me. 316 00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:08,694 You look splendid and very handsome. 317 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,305 I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me 318 00:14:10,348 --> 00:14:11,828 that would never talk to me. 319 00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,612 Xander said I look French. 320 00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:17,442 Take style advice from a widget or me... your choice. 321 00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:19,227 Don't say "widget." 322 00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:27,844 - So the Guangzhou factory... it's endless. 323 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,672 It's 15 hours ahead, too, 324 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:32,240 so I might have to pop out midway tonight. 325 00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:37,898 Forgive me? 326 00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:40,639 ["Come and Be a Winner" by Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings] 327 00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:47,603 ♪ ♪ 328 00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:54,001 ♪ Come and be a winner ♪ 329 00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:56,699 ♪ ♪ 330 00:14:56,742 --> 00:14:58,309 ♪ Come and be a winner 331 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:03,924 ♪ ♪ 332 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,404 ♪ Be a winner ♪ 333 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,972 ♪ Just a winner 334 00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:12,410 ♪ Be a winner now ♪ 335 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:15,936 [retching, groans] 336 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:20,723 - Ayahuasca. Medicina. 337 00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:22,725 [chanting indistinctly] 338 00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:26,250 [groaning] I'm a puddle. 339 00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:28,687 That's it, Duncan. 340 00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:32,343 - I'm a puddle. - Yeah. 341 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,172 [moaning] 342 00:15:35,259 --> 00:15:37,479 [shushing] 343 00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:40,961 He's in a very sensitive place right now. 344 00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,572 [moaning] I'm a puddle. 345 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:45,966 - What the hell? - [moans] 346 00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:47,924 He didn't think you were coming. 347 00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:49,534 He begged me to come. 348 00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:51,493 Dad... Dad... 349 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:54,975 Dad, you... don't be mad. Don't be mad. 350 00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:56,672 - Yeah, um, I'll go. - No. 351 00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:58,021 He wants to leave. 352 00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:00,284 - Speak to Dad, Duncan. - Dad... Dad... 353 00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:02,939 - Oh, my God. - Dad... Dad... 354 00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:04,854 What do you wish to say to him? 355 00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:09,076 [gasping, moaning] 356 00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:11,817 I'm rich. 357 00:16:11,948 --> 00:16:14,168 - That's great. - Dad. 358 00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:16,083 Dad. 359 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:19,042 Dad. [moaning] 360 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:21,001 Help me! 361 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:24,439 [grunting] 362 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:27,181 Stay rich. [exhales deeply] 363 00:16:31,098 --> 00:16:34,275 [lively music] 364 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:40,020 ♪ ♪ 365 00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:42,370 I hope no one's looking out the window. 366 00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:49,594 All right, go on, get. Imshi. 367 00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:52,075 Great. We're going into the world's 368 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,772 most profitable company 369 00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:56,775 reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli. 370 00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:59,474 [distant telephone rings] 371 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:02,607 [breathes deeply] 372 00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:09,353 ♪ ♪ 373 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,659 - You good? - Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 374 00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:15,577 I'm fine. [sighs] 375 00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:17,796 You must be the gentlemen from the VA? 376 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,407 - Yeah, that's right. - Just here. 377 00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:21,495 Thank you. 378 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,715 We used to run the world, Jeffery. 379 00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:28,155 Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it. 380 00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:29,939 Good grief. 381 00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:31,593 - Oh, shit. - Ruffage? 382 00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:35,118 [chuckles] Generalissimo. 383 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,338 General Don Voorhees, Jeffery Hart. 384 00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:39,688 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. 385 00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:41,168 What are you doing here? 386 00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,431 Oh, I just came to solve the backlog at the VA. 387 00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:46,477 Well, prepare to die with your boots on, boys. 388 00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:48,871 [laughter] - Well, about to meet with Tim. 389 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,438 Just met with Tim. 390 00:17:50,525 --> 00:17:53,832 DOD arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino. 391 00:17:53,963 --> 00:17:55,747 Technology of defense. 392 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,923 Gazillionaire jagoffs love these things. 393 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,925 [laughs] Yeah, nice. 394 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,318 Nice. Hey. 395 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:04,147 You know, tell me to get lost, but, uh... 396 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:07,672 what if I spoke about our initiative at your conference? 397 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:09,631 You know, make them feel like heroes 398 00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:11,154 for helping the actual heroes? 399 00:18:11,285 --> 00:18:12,547 Maybe. 400 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:15,027 Major Marcia? - Maybe. 401 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:16,507 We'll let you know. 402 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:17,595 Okay. 403 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:21,817 [indistinct chatter] 404 00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:24,385 "Maybe." 405 00:18:24,428 --> 00:18:27,039 Guy fired me ten years ago. 406 00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:29,346 Prick. 407 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:31,305 [groans] 408 00:18:33,568 --> 00:18:35,004 God damn it. 409 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,788 - Hi. Hi. - Ah. 410 00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,922 I'm Anushka Bhattachera, Director of Ethical Innovation. 411 00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:41,489 Tim Kwan, corp dev. 412 00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,665 Jeffery Hart, Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary. 413 00:18:43,752 --> 00:18:45,319 Yeah, Tom Ruffage, 414 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:48,322 Deputy Undersecretary, Veterans Affairs. 415 00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:50,150 All right. 416 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:51,586 Oh, just here? - Yeah. 417 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,196 Oh, yeah. Sure. 418 00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:54,632 Okay. 419 00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:57,853 But, uh, will the other Tim be joining? 420 00:18:57,983 --> 00:18:59,463 [Anushka scoffs] 421 00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,509 Big Tim only shows up 422 00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:03,554 when the contours are delimited. 423 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,252 Uh-huh. 424 00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:08,603 So, uh, you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing. 425 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,518 Yeah, we do, indeed. 426 00:19:10,561 --> 00:19:14,739 - Tim... Big Tim... he likes things super direct, 427 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,915 uncluttered. - Mm-hmm. 428 00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:21,529 Right? So, straightforwardly, what's the quant ben for us? 429 00:19:21,616 --> 00:19:24,401 [chuckles] 430 00:19:24,488 --> 00:19:25,837 I'm still pretending to know 431 00:19:25,968 --> 00:19:27,926 what "delimited contours" means. 432 00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:29,145 [chuckles] 433 00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:32,409 Quant ben is "quantifiable benefits." 434 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,845 Got it. 435 00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:35,717 Yeah. [clears throat] 436 00:19:35,804 --> 00:19:37,588 Well, I mean, uh... 437 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:38,894 I don't know. 438 00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:41,201 Uh, you're here. 439 00:19:41,288 --> 00:19:43,594 You live here. 440 00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:47,468 And you and me and Jeffery and Anushka and Big Tim, 441 00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:48,817 we're all here. 442 00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,819 There are men and women 443 00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:53,648 who fought for us to be here 444 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,607 and live like... this. 445 00:19:56,651 --> 00:19:58,914 [chuckles] You know, free to make a business, 446 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,524 to speak our minds, 447 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:03,397 to make ungodly sums of money. 448 00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:07,183 But for the men and the women... 449 00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:11,579 who actually put themselves on the front lines 450 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,190 to defend the socioeconomic system 451 00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:16,845 in which you and your company thrive, 452 00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:20,327 I mean, they're not even asking you for a favor. 453 00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,764 In fact, they want to pay you 454 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:26,507 a quarter of a billion dollars... 455 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:30,467 just for your help. 456 00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:34,645 So us helping you do the work is... 457 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:36,691 kind of like, I don't know, 458 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,694 um, France helping your mother 459 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,131 set up her printer, you know. 460 00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:45,569 France but with, like, much, much, much more money 461 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,614 than France. [laughs] 462 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:48,137 [chuckles awkwardly] Yeah. 463 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,530 - You guys get it. - Oh, yeah. 464 00:20:49,573 --> 00:20:50,531 Okay. Yeah. 465 00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:52,359 We... we, of course, 466 00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:56,145 recognize the sacrifice of your... 467 00:20:56,232 --> 00:20:58,756 your people. - Mm. 468 00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:01,150 They're struggling, and we... 469 00:21:04,762 --> 00:21:06,634 We feel that. 470 00:21:06,721 --> 00:21:08,549 - Oh. - You feel it, huh? 471 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:09,854 We feel it, guys. 472 00:21:09,941 --> 00:21:11,595 We feel it. Thank you. Thank you. 473 00:21:11,682 --> 00:21:12,596 - Uh-huh. - He must be really feeling it. 474 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,903 Yeah. 475 00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,818 Well, thank you, Anushka. 476 00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:19,124 This has been, um... 477 00:21:19,168 --> 00:21:21,388 What's the opposite of uplifting? 478 00:21:21,431 --> 00:21:22,998 Uh, demoralizing. 479 00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:26,523 - Yeah, "demo"...[laughs] I bet, in these parts. 480 00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:29,700 Come on, Jeffery. We got other meetings. 481 00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:36,838 ♪ ♪ 482 00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:39,841 Our 11:00 has to postpone till next week. 483 00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:43,671 Uh, it's Major Marcia. 484 00:21:43,758 --> 00:21:46,326 Vorhees says "you're welcome." 485 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:50,373 You're speaking at the conference. 486 00:21:50,504 --> 00:21:51,809 No. 487 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:54,159 DOD will cover a junior suite at the Elysium, 488 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,683 if we're all right with sharing. 489 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:57,554 You just need to reserve it on your card, 490 00:21:57,641 --> 00:21:59,208 and they will reimburse you. 491 00:21:59,295 --> 00:22:00,688 You okay with sharing a suite? 492 00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:02,211 I-I'll take the couch. - Oh... 493 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,126 No, I've been a full-time pain in the ass. 494 00:22:04,213 --> 00:22:05,519 You deserve it. 495 00:22:05,649 --> 00:22:06,911 Damn! 496 00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:09,392 The Elysium is the shit! 497 00:22:09,479 --> 00:22:11,089 Thought that guy'd never forgive me. 498 00:22:11,176 --> 00:22:12,439 Why? 499 00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:13,918 What did you do to get fired? 500 00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:15,529 Doesn't matter now. 501 00:22:15,572 --> 00:22:18,488 Booyah! 502 00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:21,404 [bassoon playing] 503 00:22:21,448 --> 00:22:25,495 ♪ 504 00:22:25,582 --> 00:22:27,149 [phone vibrating] 505 00:22:27,236 --> 00:22:29,064 [flat note plays] 506 00:22:29,151 --> 00:22:30,500 [line trills] - Hello? 507 00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:32,720 Honey, we can hear you. 508 00:22:32,763 --> 00:22:36,419 No bassoon during office hours. 509 00:22:36,506 --> 00:22:38,726 [sighs] Very sorry about that, Carl. 510 00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:40,336 [door closes] - It's fine. 511 00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:42,120 - No, no. No, it's not. 512 00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:44,035 This is... this is your time. 513 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,298 Well, might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes 514 00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:49,693 or whatever the hell that was. 515 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:52,217 [sighs] Lord knows I was just gonna complain anyway, 516 00:22:52,261 --> 00:22:54,132 and who wants to hear me complain? 517 00:22:54,176 --> 00:22:56,308 Boo-hoo. Poor old rich fart. 518 00:22:56,396 --> 00:22:58,354 We all deserve to complain. 519 00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:01,313 Not the richies. 520 00:23:01,401 --> 00:23:04,360 People act like we took something... 521 00:23:04,491 --> 00:23:07,145 as if we didn't build everything they touch. 522 00:23:07,276 --> 00:23:08,408 Mm-hmm. 523 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,453 And we didn't build it to be worshipped. 524 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,673 We built it to work, and it does work. 525 00:23:12,803 --> 00:23:15,545 But where's our parade? 526 00:23:15,632 --> 00:23:18,505 All I see are pitchforks and ingratitude! 527 00:23:18,592 --> 00:23:20,289 And I got to be honest with you. 528 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,771 It's starting to make me maybe a little mental! 529 00:23:23,814 --> 00:23:25,599 Would you like to starfish, Carl? 530 00:23:25,729 --> 00:23:27,862 No. 531 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:29,951 Okay. Yeah. Thank you. 532 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:34,825 [sighs] - Great. 533 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,740 [sighs] 534 00:23:36,784 --> 00:23:39,526 I'm backsliding, JoAnne. 535 00:23:39,656 --> 00:23:44,313 This shit-heel came up to me at Milltown, my haunt, 536 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,098 the one place that I could go to in public 537 00:23:47,229 --> 00:23:49,449 and no one bothers me. - Mm-hmm. 538 00:23:49,536 --> 00:23:52,321 And right before I get ready to bite into my T-bone, 539 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,716 this sniveling shit stick sits... 540 00:23:55,846 --> 00:23:57,805 sits at my table. 541 00:24:00,198 --> 00:24:02,113 And he's like, "Oh, Mr. Bardolph, 542 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,289 you're such an inspiration." [muttering] 543 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,553 Of course he brings up Bardolph's Law. 544 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,293 He was admiring you. 545 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,905 Doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good 546 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,689 to see your legacy in action? 547 00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,604 - "Legacy"? Bardolph's Law is something 548 00:24:14,735 --> 00:24:17,389 I wrote on a napkin on speed when we still had fax machines. 549 00:24:17,477 --> 00:24:20,305 Profits will continue to grow forever, right? 550 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,611 Infinite growth. 551 00:24:21,655 --> 00:24:23,657 Yes, the logic of the cancer cell. 552 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,442 If I could have just reached out 553 00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:30,446 and... and... and... and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed 554 00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:33,580 that little shit licker's trachea until it buckled 555 00:24:33,623 --> 00:24:35,756 and his eyes popped, 556 00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:38,759 that would have been a legacy! 557 00:24:38,846 --> 00:24:40,717 But I didn't. 558 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:42,066 I didn't. 559 00:24:42,153 --> 00:24:43,546 Okay, Zeus. 560 00:24:43,677 --> 00:24:45,679 [dog whimpering] 561 00:24:45,766 --> 00:24:48,072 Go get it. 562 00:24:48,159 --> 00:24:49,465 Zeus. 563 00:24:49,552 --> 00:24:50,858 Come on, buddy. 564 00:24:50,988 --> 00:24:52,599 Got to get it. 565 00:24:58,822 --> 00:25:00,476 Sorry. 566 00:25:00,563 --> 00:25:02,043 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 567 00:25:06,743 --> 00:25:08,615 Hey, boy. 568 00:25:08,702 --> 00:25:11,226 Trying to teach you some new tricks, huh? 569 00:25:11,313 --> 00:25:13,968 A little late for that, don't you think? 570 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:15,883 Tricks are for kids. 571 00:25:19,974 --> 00:25:23,325 One day you're... you're chasing squirrels, 572 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:24,848 and then the next, 573 00:25:24,935 --> 00:25:27,895 you're shitting yourself on the good Persian rug. 574 00:25:27,982 --> 00:25:29,331 Ain't right. 575 00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:35,467 Sorry. 576 00:25:35,598 --> 00:25:37,121 [thuds] 577 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:40,168 [engines turning over] 578 00:25:40,255 --> 00:25:47,262 ♪ ♪ 579 00:25:55,226 --> 00:25:58,055 [soft ethereal music] 580 00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:05,106 ♪ 581 00:26:16,073 --> 00:26:18,380 Ooh. 582 00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:19,599 Oh. 583 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,212 Stop, stop. 584 00:26:24,299 --> 00:26:25,474 Hey. 585 00:26:28,651 --> 00:26:31,480 Thank you for this joy. 586 00:26:35,615 --> 00:26:37,442 - Oh, Dad. - Jim-jam! 587 00:26:37,573 --> 00:26:38,879 Hi! 588 00:26:39,009 --> 00:26:40,707 Hey. You... you had a game. 589 00:26:40,794 --> 00:26:42,709 How was the game? Or was it a match? 590 00:26:42,796 --> 00:26:43,927 We lost. 591 00:26:44,014 --> 00:26:46,016 - That's how we learn. - Yeah. 592 00:26:46,103 --> 00:26:47,714 Okay. Okay, Dad. 593 00:26:47,844 --> 00:26:49,367 - It's lemons. It's limes. I don't know... 594 00:26:49,411 --> 00:26:50,630 Love you. 595 00:26:50,673 --> 00:26:52,283 What they're doing over there. 596 00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:54,459 Oh, look who's alive. - Yes. 597 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:55,852 Can we move this beverage dispenser? 598 00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:57,288 I am alive. 599 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:59,247 Anton came over for a session last night. 600 00:26:59,334 --> 00:27:02,076 - Right. - And... 601 00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:04,644 it was expansive. 602 00:27:04,731 --> 00:27:06,863 You really ought to try it. - The puke juice? 603 00:27:06,994 --> 00:27:08,517 No. Thank you. 604 00:27:08,604 --> 00:27:10,475 I had a... 605 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:13,870 a snag at work... a little bit more than a snag. 606 00:27:13,957 --> 00:27:16,438 But, Lili... 607 00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:19,833 my dad came to me in a vision and showed me a path forward. 608 00:27:19,963 --> 00:27:22,096 Right. 609 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:23,750 Guests arrive at 1:00, Duncan. 610 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,186 "Guests"? 611 00:27:25,273 --> 00:27:27,362 The reception? 612 00:27:27,405 --> 00:27:29,059 For Beatrice, the new headmaster 613 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,018 at your daughter's school? - Nice. 614 00:27:31,105 --> 00:27:33,107 I think maybe a shower is in order. 615 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,369 Okay. 616 00:27:34,456 --> 00:27:36,632 Oh, um... 617 00:27:36,719 --> 00:27:40,854 and with regards to our arrangement 618 00:27:40,941 --> 00:27:44,335 and in keeping with what we discussed, 619 00:27:44,422 --> 00:27:46,903 I did meet someone in Napa at the mud baths... 620 00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:50,951 a Danish CFO. 621 00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:52,779 [whispering] Of course, we used protection. 622 00:27:52,822 --> 00:27:54,432 [both chuckle] 623 00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:57,261 Fun guy. You'd like him. 624 00:27:57,392 --> 00:28:00,134 Oh. Oh. 625 00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:03,050 I know Anushka was here last night. 626 00:28:03,137 --> 00:28:05,400 So that's back on. 627 00:28:05,487 --> 00:28:06,967 You were supposed to tell me. 628 00:28:07,097 --> 00:28:10,057 No, no, no. I... she... 629 00:28:10,187 --> 00:28:12,407 That's all in the past. That... she was here as a friend. 630 00:28:12,450 --> 00:28:14,061 Right. 631 00:28:14,148 --> 00:28:17,020 - Da... Danish CEO? - CFO. 632 00:28:17,107 --> 00:28:19,153 - Okay. - Brush your teeth. 633 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,676 - Okay. - Your breath stinks. 634 00:28:20,763 --> 00:28:22,025 Yeah. 635 00:28:22,112 --> 00:28:24,941 [tense music] 636 00:28:25,072 --> 00:28:27,814 ♪ ♪ 637 00:28:27,901 --> 00:28:29,903 Oh, Rodrigo. You're fired. 638 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:31,687 - [chuckles] Good one. - No, you're fired. 639 00:28:31,774 --> 00:28:33,558 You told Lili Anushka was here last night. 640 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:35,082 - Wha... No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 641 00:28:35,212 --> 00:28:36,910 [line trilling] Lucky? 642 00:28:36,997 --> 00:28:38,868 - Yeah? - So that Dragon Tattoo chick... 643 00:28:38,999 --> 00:28:41,479 I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing 644 00:28:41,566 --> 00:28:43,830 that thing that one time. - Isn't that illegal? 645 00:28:43,873 --> 00:28:47,442 No, no, it's not illegal, just frowned upon. 646 00:28:47,572 --> 00:28:48,965 - Okay... Yeah. - Hold on. 647 00:28:49,052 --> 00:28:50,837 Lucky, are you still there? - Yeah, I'm here. 648 00:28:50,924 --> 00:28:52,360 Okay, listen to me. 649 00:28:52,447 --> 00:28:55,624 It was Napa Valley, 29th and the mud baths. 650 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,626 - Got it. - Danish CFO, like, you know... 651 00:28:57,713 --> 00:28:59,715 [muttering goofily with Scandinavian accent] 652 00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:01,891 Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair 653 00:29:01,978 --> 00:29:04,633 the "none of the above" with the door knocker in her nose... 654 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,895 sorry, their nose. 655 00:29:06,026 --> 00:29:07,592 Just get her. - On it, Duncan. 656 00:29:07,636 --> 00:29:10,508 ♪ 657 00:29:10,552 --> 00:29:11,858 Whoa. Hey. 658 00:29:11,945 --> 00:29:14,295 Uh, get... get up. What is this? 659 00:29:14,425 --> 00:29:15,644 Get out from behind my desk. 660 00:29:15,731 --> 00:29:17,341 Did... did anyone see you sitting there? 661 00:29:17,428 --> 00:29:18,342 I don't think so. 662 00:29:18,473 --> 00:29:20,040 How's progress? 663 00:29:20,127 --> 00:29:22,433 Uh, the gentleman from the Napa mud baths 664 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,435 is now in Copenhagen. - Okay. 665 00:29:24,479 --> 00:29:26,481 Get him. What's the problem? 666 00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:28,309 - In Europe, this is against... - This is America. 667 00:29:28,439 --> 00:29:29,789 We have our own rules here. 668 00:29:29,832 --> 00:29:31,399 I mean, we play football with a football. 669 00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:32,835 Okay. 670 00:29:32,966 --> 00:29:34,881 Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield 671 00:29:35,011 --> 00:29:36,839 intended to protect people and their privacy. 672 00:29:36,926 --> 00:29:38,319 I know, I've seen it, 673 00:29:38,406 --> 00:29:40,582 and I find its scope annoyingly narrow. 674 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:44,020 It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials. 675 00:29:44,064 --> 00:29:46,806 Your current algo is just a data aggregator 676 00:29:46,893 --> 00:29:49,330 that can't account for orphaned infosets, 677 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:51,941 which is fine for your corporate clients 678 00:29:52,072 --> 00:29:56,598 but not performant under data-rich scenarios, so... 679 00:29:56,685 --> 00:29:58,992 This is... I mean, it can capture 680 00:29:59,079 --> 00:30:02,952 someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat. 681 00:30:02,996 --> 00:30:05,041 Now you're making my heart beat. 682 00:30:05,172 --> 00:30:07,914 Its scope is basically God's eye. 683 00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:09,785 - Good. Super-scope me, then. 684 00:30:09,829 --> 00:30:11,743 But in the wrong hands, it could... 685 00:30:11,831 --> 00:30:15,791 It could... Whose hands are you talking about, my hands? 686 00:30:15,878 --> 00:30:17,358 Hmm? 687 00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:19,186 Listen, you make a wrench, right? 688 00:30:19,273 --> 00:30:23,103 And I buy that wrench, right? 689 00:30:23,146 --> 00:30:25,801 If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, 690 00:30:25,888 --> 00:30:28,412 it's not up to the wrench girl. - But my algo isn't intend... 691 00:30:28,499 --> 00:30:30,762 - No, my algo... mine. You work here. 692 00:30:30,850 --> 00:30:33,113 You developed it here. 693 00:30:33,243 --> 00:30:34,679 It is mine. 694 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:37,204 Or do you want me to slap you with a lawsuit? 695 00:30:37,334 --> 00:30:39,771 If you did that, I would quit, obviously, 696 00:30:39,902 --> 00:30:41,512 and then one of your other employees 697 00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:43,775 would need to be capable of supervising, 698 00:30:43,819 --> 00:30:46,300 which they're... not. 699 00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:51,566 Lucky, can you give us the room? 700 00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:56,527 [door clanks] I told you to fix the door. 701 00:30:56,614 --> 00:30:59,052 - Sorry. - Um... 702 00:30:59,182 --> 00:31:00,705 Mr. Park, there are rules... 703 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,838 Rules are designed to keep morons in line. 704 00:31:02,925 --> 00:31:04,840 Are you a moron? No, you aren't. 705 00:31:04,884 --> 00:31:07,016 And think about it, okay? 706 00:31:07,147 --> 00:31:09,671 What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers, 707 00:31:09,758 --> 00:31:11,760 when it should be exposing them? 708 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,283 Hmm? 709 00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:15,720 Who... who's gonna... who's gonna make that call, you? 710 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,940 Every time? 711 00:31:18,071 --> 00:31:20,029 Yeah. How about we develop this? 712 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,552 Hmm? 713 00:31:21,639 --> 00:31:24,338 Right, I'll give you the resources you need. 714 00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:26,470 Don't you want to see the rocket you built 715 00:31:26,557 --> 00:31:27,950 punch a hole in the sky? 716 00:31:28,081 --> 00:31:30,170 Isn't that why you came to the Valley? 717 00:31:30,257 --> 00:31:32,868 Yeah. 718 00:31:32,912 --> 00:31:34,652 Okay, so how godlike is this? 719 00:31:34,783 --> 00:31:36,698 Omni-science? Semi-deity omni-science? 720 00:31:36,785 --> 00:31:38,700 - Omniscience. - What's that? 721 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:39,875 We're about to find out. 722 00:31:39,962 --> 00:31:42,312 [dialing] 723 00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:44,488 [line trilling] 724 00:31:44,619 --> 00:31:48,710 [automated voice speaking Danish] 725 00:31:48,797 --> 00:31:51,017 Here, spoof it from this number. 726 00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:53,715 [keys clacking, dialing] 727 00:31:53,802 --> 00:31:57,458 [line trilling] 728 00:31:57,545 --> 00:32:01,679 Lili, I was just thinking about your jugs. 729 00:32:01,766 --> 00:32:05,161 Hello? Hi? [speaking Danish] 730 00:32:05,205 --> 00:32:06,815 Hang up. 731 00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:09,949 Ah, what's this? 732 00:32:09,992 --> 00:32:11,733 Press releases, personal calendars, 733 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:13,778 text chains, posts, search-engine requests, 734 00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:15,302 shopping... - That's a big boat. 735 00:32:15,389 --> 00:32:17,695 - Oh. - It's really... 736 00:32:17,782 --> 00:32:19,349 He's handsome. - Yeah. 737 00:32:19,436 --> 00:32:20,916 No. 738 00:32:21,047 --> 00:32:22,831 How much does he make? 739 00:32:22,918 --> 00:32:24,659 [keys clacking] 740 00:32:24,702 --> 00:32:26,356 Fuck. [sighs] 741 00:32:26,443 --> 00:32:28,271 Okay. 742 00:32:28,358 --> 00:32:30,230 He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid. 743 00:32:30,273 --> 00:32:32,101 I did, too. 744 00:32:32,188 --> 00:32:35,365 He likes wheat beer, herring... 745 00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:37,193 anal, okay. 746 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,847 Do you want more of the sex stuff 747 00:32:38,934 --> 00:32:40,196 because I can tweak it to... - No, no, no. 748 00:32:40,283 --> 00:32:41,981 It's... 749 00:32:43,634 --> 00:32:44,853 Okay. 750 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:47,812 [dramatic music] 751 00:32:47,856 --> 00:32:50,337 ♪ 752 00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:52,208 This is, um... 753 00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:54,341 ♪ ♪ 754 00:32:54,471 --> 00:32:56,082 This is a thing. 755 00:32:56,212 --> 00:33:00,477 ♪ ♪ 756 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:01,739 Good work. 757 00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:05,961 ♪ ♪ 758 00:33:06,048 --> 00:33:08,703 Hey... I don't know your name. 759 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:09,704 What is it? - Harper. 760 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,923 Harper. Hi. Um... 761 00:33:12,011 --> 00:33:15,884 I can count on your complete discretion with this, right? 762 00:33:15,971 --> 00:33:17,320 What do you want? - Um... 763 00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:18,887 I want to get you something. 764 00:33:18,974 --> 00:33:20,976 - I don't... - What do you need? 765 00:33:21,107 --> 00:33:23,239 What do you need? Anything. - An office of my own. 766 00:33:23,326 --> 00:33:24,588 [chuckles] 767 00:33:24,719 --> 00:33:26,199 [snaps fingers] 768 00:33:26,242 --> 00:33:31,160 ♪ 769 00:33:31,247 --> 00:33:34,033 [door opens, closes] 770 00:33:38,211 --> 00:33:39,560 - Oh! - Oh! 771 00:33:39,647 --> 00:33:42,693 [indistinct chatter] 772 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:45,957 - Jamison. Hey, kiddo. 773 00:33:46,045 --> 00:33:48,308 What are you up to these days? 774 00:33:48,395 --> 00:33:50,223 - Soccer tournament. - Stalker tournament? 775 00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:52,181 That sounds... - Soccer. 776 00:33:52,268 --> 00:33:53,617 Soccer. 777 00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:55,184 I prefer skiing and squash, but they have 778 00:33:55,271 --> 00:33:57,143 wealth connotations. - Uh-huh. 779 00:33:57,230 --> 00:33:58,535 Soccer's more relatable. 780 00:33:58,622 --> 00:34:00,581 Hey, Tessie's here somewhere. 781 00:34:00,668 --> 00:34:02,713 You two should get together. 782 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,194 When's the last time you guys had a sleepover? 783 00:34:05,281 --> 00:34:08,284 [chuckles] Not since, like, seventh grade. 784 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:12,723 Okay, can you just hold that face? 785 00:34:12,767 --> 00:34:14,638 I'm building an intelligent entity, 786 00:34:14,725 --> 00:34:17,467 more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens 787 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,774 based on personal data ecosystems, 788 00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:22,255 but it has been a real slog 789 00:34:22,342 --> 00:34:24,343 to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness. 790 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,736 Thanks, Jamie. 791 00:34:28,130 --> 00:34:32,265 - Okay, just a sec. Sweetie. Sweetie. 792 00:34:32,307 --> 00:34:36,573 Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first. 793 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:38,314 Yeah. 794 00:34:38,401 --> 00:34:41,142 I don't know how many of those she's eaten. 795 00:34:41,229 --> 00:34:42,753 You try, and you try. 796 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,276 I mean, it's hard being a parent. 797 00:34:44,363 --> 00:34:46,017 It's really hard being a mom. 798 00:34:46,061 --> 00:34:47,541 It is hard being a parent. 799 00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:54,591 ♪ ♪ 800 00:35:06,603 --> 00:35:09,171 Honey, swim first, then eat, 801 00:35:09,258 --> 00:35:11,130 just so you don't have any digestion issues 802 00:35:11,173 --> 00:35:13,915 in the Park-Hoffsteaders' pool. 803 00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:15,743 Can we talk, please? 804 00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:17,875 Our next session, in the office. 805 00:35:17,919 --> 00:35:19,268 Well, eh, I... 806 00:35:19,312 --> 00:35:21,096 I'd rather do it now. 807 00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:23,664 Duncan, circumstances don't always align 808 00:35:23,751 --> 00:35:25,970 with our wishes. 809 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:29,017 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 810 00:35:36,851 --> 00:35:38,157 - Ah! Whoo! - Whoo! 811 00:35:42,770 --> 00:35:45,425 Your parents gave you a smartphone? 812 00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:46,643 Uh, yeah. 813 00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:48,471 Yours don't? 814 00:35:48,602 --> 00:35:51,344 Smarts are worse than hard drugs, twice as addictive. 815 00:35:51,431 --> 00:35:56,305 Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff? 816 00:35:56,392 --> 00:35:59,482 [scoffs] Arms dealers don't give their kids land mines. 817 00:36:03,182 --> 00:36:05,619 [water splashes] 818 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:09,710 ♪ ♪ 819 00:36:09,797 --> 00:36:12,669 [toilet flushing] 820 00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:26,466 [breathing heavily] 821 00:36:26,553 --> 00:36:29,469 [suspenseful music] 822 00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:34,691 ♪ ♪ 823 00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:36,258 Does your mom still take 824 00:36:36,345 --> 00:36:38,304 your body mass index every night? 825 00:36:38,347 --> 00:36:40,436 What was her thing, like, anything over petite, 826 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,917 and you're 8% less likely to get into a top 10? 827 00:36:43,004 --> 00:36:45,659 [chuckles] Amazing. 828 00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:47,965 Hear you're klepto now. 829 00:36:48,052 --> 00:36:50,968 - It was that or pyromania. - Hmm. 830 00:36:51,012 --> 00:36:53,710 And you have to repeat the 11th grade. 831 00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:56,409 Plus community service. 832 00:36:56,452 --> 00:36:59,629 I have to see Dr. Gary... court-ordered. 833 00:36:59,716 --> 00:37:01,196 Triple crown. 834 00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:03,938 Aw, poor Tessie. 835 00:37:03,981 --> 00:37:06,114 Stealing the flag off the flagpole, 836 00:37:06,201 --> 00:37:08,247 turning the exit signs into no-exit signs... 837 00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:09,987 so deep. 838 00:37:10,074 --> 00:37:13,208 Or just another cry for help? 839 00:37:13,252 --> 00:37:15,471 You found me out, Jamie. 840 00:37:15,515 --> 00:37:18,169 Just remember, if it comes down to it, 841 00:37:18,257 --> 00:37:20,389 it's cross the street for attention, 842 00:37:20,476 --> 00:37:23,174 up the road if you want results. 843 00:37:23,218 --> 00:37:25,264 [water splashes] 844 00:37:25,307 --> 00:37:32,271 ♪ 845 00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:40,453 Hello. 846 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:41,845 Oh. 847 00:37:41,889 --> 00:37:44,283 You're not ashamed to be seen with me? 848 00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:47,373 What are you talking about? 849 00:37:47,503 --> 00:37:51,855 - Your buddy from Cupertino... Tim, Little Tim. 850 00:37:51,942 --> 00:37:53,422 Guy's staring at me 851 00:37:53,466 --> 00:37:56,773 like he's trying to castrate me telepathically. 852 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,732 It's working, too. 853 00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,604 - He's just gloating. - What? Why? 854 00:38:01,691 --> 00:38:05,956 He convinced Big Tim to shut down the acquisition talks. 855 00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:08,872 Mind you, after you leaked the rumor. 856 00:38:08,916 --> 00:38:10,526 What'd he say? 857 00:38:10,613 --> 00:38:13,094 Wasn't there. 858 00:38:13,181 --> 00:38:16,358 But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius. 859 00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:18,055 At least I'm someone's genius, 860 00:38:18,142 --> 00:38:20,797 not everybody's asshole. 861 00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:23,278 He comes to my house. He comes to my house gloating. 862 00:38:23,365 --> 00:38:25,106 That is... 863 00:38:25,193 --> 00:38:27,413 How much of my stock do you own, huh? 864 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,763 Little Tim blabs about the acquisition snafu 865 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:30,981 to any of these people here... 866 00:38:31,068 --> 00:38:32,113 - Very strict at Cupertino. He won't. 867 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,157 - Okay. - He won't. 868 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:34,855 Yeah, well, he better not. 869 00:38:34,942 --> 00:38:36,900 I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too. 870 00:38:36,987 --> 00:38:38,685 I know. That's why I had to firewall myself off 871 00:38:38,772 --> 00:38:40,121 from all of it. - Oh. 872 00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:42,079 And yet you still heard him call me a dumbass. 873 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:44,386 That just happened to get through your firewall... 874 00:38:44,473 --> 00:38:45,431 the zinger. 875 00:38:45,474 --> 00:38:46,910 I mean, he is... 876 00:38:46,954 --> 00:38:49,173 he's cutting me off at the balls here. 877 00:38:49,217 --> 00:38:51,611 I need you to shut that shit down. 878 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:54,483 Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick? 879 00:38:54,614 --> 00:38:56,050 It's one and the same. 880 00:38:56,137 --> 00:38:57,965 [door closes] 881 00:38:58,052 --> 00:39:04,885 ♪ ♪ 882 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:21,902 So this whole experience is, you know, 883 00:39:21,989 --> 00:39:24,557 quite out of the box for me. - Yeah? 884 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,603 - Great community, it seems. Everyone is so lovely here. 885 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,605 Happy to get to work and bring my daughter 886 00:39:29,736 --> 00:39:31,520 and give her the best opportunity. 887 00:39:31,564 --> 00:39:33,870 Oh, uh, by the way, 888 00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:36,395 Lili knows you came to my session last night. 889 00:39:36,482 --> 00:39:39,136 Yeah, I know. I texted her. 890 00:39:39,223 --> 00:39:41,225 Why would you do that? 891 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,967 - Misunderstandings... they're unpredictable, costly, 892 00:39:44,011 --> 00:39:45,621 and easily avoidable with a bit of truth. 893 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,623 Well, it got lost in translation. 894 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:49,799 She went and banged a guy in Napa. 895 00:39:49,886 --> 00:39:51,497 - Oh... [laughs] Oh... 896 00:39:51,584 --> 00:39:53,020 - That is not funny. - I'm sorry. No, I know. 897 00:39:53,107 --> 00:39:54,108 I know. - It is not funny. 898 00:39:54,195 --> 00:39:55,718 - No, I know. I'm sorry. 899 00:39:55,849 --> 00:39:58,634 I just wanted to give Lili a nod of respect and agency. 900 00:39:58,678 --> 00:39:59,983 Well, mission super-duper accomplished. 901 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:01,550 - [laughs] - Don't... 902 00:40:01,594 --> 00:40:03,160 - [snorting] - No. 903 00:40:03,247 --> 00:40:04,858 - Okay. Shh. - No. 904 00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:06,990 - You sound like a truffle pig. Don't do that. 905 00:40:07,077 --> 00:40:12,953 ♪ ♪ 906 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,520 Thank you. 907 00:40:19,612 --> 00:40:21,483 I want to officially introduce 908 00:40:21,570 --> 00:40:23,050 the reason we're all here... 909 00:40:23,137 --> 00:40:26,009 an educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena 910 00:40:26,096 --> 00:40:27,402 to the top 5. 911 00:40:27,489 --> 00:40:28,577 - Wow. - Whoa. 912 00:40:28,664 --> 00:40:31,841 Before that, masters from Columbia, 913 00:40:31,928 --> 00:40:33,626 Harvard before that, 914 00:40:33,669 --> 00:40:35,845 and a terrifically underprivileged upbringing 915 00:40:35,889 --> 00:40:37,673 in Chicago. 916 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,893 I knew the minute I heard her speak 917 00:40:39,936 --> 00:40:43,374 at the Aspen Education Summit that she was the one 918 00:40:43,462 --> 00:40:44,941 to lead us into the future... 919 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:47,074 Raising money off frothy numbers 920 00:40:47,117 --> 00:40:50,207 to sugarcoat the rotten apple is what built this town. 921 00:40:50,294 --> 00:40:52,253 It's not fraud. - Not now, Duncan. 922 00:40:52,296 --> 00:40:56,300 If not now, I will do harm to myself and/or others. 923 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,172 Jesus. Fine. 924 00:40:58,259 --> 00:40:59,956 [applause] - Hear, hear. 925 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:02,524 [indistinct chatter] - Uh... 926 00:41:02,611 --> 00:41:05,527 goodness, I, um, should have prepared something. 927 00:41:05,571 --> 00:41:07,529 [laughter] 928 00:41:07,616 --> 00:41:10,663 I know you're all ready for a new chapter 929 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:12,534 at Las Altas. 930 00:41:12,621 --> 00:41:15,102 [tense music] 931 00:41:15,189 --> 00:41:17,147 - Oh. Hey. - Orson. 932 00:41:17,191 --> 00:41:20,063 - I, uh... - I... What? 933 00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:23,502 - Hey. - Hey. Sorry. 934 00:41:23,589 --> 00:41:26,069 Ooh. 935 00:41:26,156 --> 00:41:29,595 That kid laid a stinker. 936 00:41:29,638 --> 00:41:31,597 And let's make this a great year. 937 00:41:31,684 --> 00:41:34,469 [cheers and applause] 938 00:41:34,556 --> 00:41:41,520 ♪ ♪ 939 00:41:43,739 --> 00:41:46,437 Hi, um, this is... 940 00:41:46,525 --> 00:41:48,352 this is weird, but I was in there, 941 00:41:48,483 --> 00:41:50,267 and I-I saw you take that thing. 942 00:41:50,311 --> 00:41:52,269 Don't know what you're talking about, bro. 943 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:54,794 Oh, well, that guy in there, he just... 944 00:41:54,881 --> 00:41:56,622 he saw me come out of the library, 945 00:41:56,709 --> 00:41:58,362 and he might think that I took it, 946 00:41:58,493 --> 00:42:00,321 like, ipso facto or whatever. 947 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:03,933 Um... 948 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:10,549 ♪ ♪ 949 00:42:15,815 --> 00:42:17,730 [objects rattling] 950 00:42:19,514 --> 00:42:23,039 Okay, so, listen, I'm in crisis right now. 951 00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:25,694 This is... You're looking at it. 952 00:42:25,781 --> 00:42:27,914 And my therapist, who's supposed to know me 953 00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:30,743 better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud. 954 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:34,529 Okay, Duncan, I-I-I didn't call you a fraud, okay? 955 00:42:34,616 --> 00:42:36,139 - Well... - I said... 956 00:42:36,226 --> 00:42:38,533 What I said was that you... you might be committing fraud. 957 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,666 - What is the difference? You're not a murderer. 958 00:42:40,753 --> 00:42:42,711 You're just someone who committed murder. 959 00:42:42,798 --> 00:42:45,018 And here, when you use the word "fraud" in the Valley, 960 00:42:45,148 --> 00:42:48,674 that's kind of like saying... "good hustle." 961 00:42:48,761 --> 00:42:51,633 Okay, I-I... 962 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,113 I spoke to a lawyer friend. 963 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,505 W-w-what? 964 00:42:54,593 --> 00:42:56,725 I didn't mention your name or anything. 965 00:42:56,812 --> 00:42:58,771 Why would you... why would you talk to a lawyer? 966 00:42:58,858 --> 00:43:00,207 What... 967 00:43:00,294 --> 00:43:03,079 Oh, you haven't done anything about this yet... 968 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:04,646 acted on any of it? 969 00:43:04,777 --> 00:43:05,952 I've done the analytics, you know. 970 00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:07,649 I-I-I-I bag a high-profile investor... 971 00:43:07,736 --> 00:43:09,390 Yeah... Mm. 972 00:43:09,477 --> 00:43:11,479 And then everybody forgets about Cupertino. 973 00:43:11,566 --> 00:43:13,481 And we grow. We grow. 974 00:43:13,568 --> 00:43:14,874 I'm sexy again. 975 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:16,310 Come and get it. 976 00:43:16,397 --> 00:43:18,268 But you'd have to lie to... to do it. 977 00:43:18,355 --> 00:43:20,401 It's... it's... it's market manipulation, 978 00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:21,924 and it is a felony. 979 00:43:22,055 --> 00:43:24,013 A felony. A felony. 980 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,449 No, li... 981 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:26,799 Okay, here. 982 00:43:26,842 --> 00:43:28,757 You... you came here today, right? 983 00:43:28,888 --> 00:43:31,586 And I'm just gonna assume to benefit your business. 984 00:43:31,673 --> 00:43:33,066 Right? - What? 985 00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:35,024 To snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients 986 00:43:35,111 --> 00:43:36,547 and their fucked-up kids. 987 00:43:36,591 --> 00:43:38,114 That's... - No. 988 00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:40,029 I... 989 00:43:40,116 --> 00:43:43,119 My child is attending Las Altas. 990 00:43:43,163 --> 00:43:45,774 You don't have a child. 991 00:43:45,905 --> 00:43:47,994 You just met him. 992 00:43:48,081 --> 00:43:50,039 - The pooter? Look, no... 993 00:43:50,126 --> 00:43:51,562 - Okay. - No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 994 00:43:51,650 --> 00:43:53,434 I think that we should be getting back to your guests. 995 00:43:53,477 --> 00:43:56,263 - I just had a aha. I did. It's a really good one. 996 00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:58,961 Okay, okay, okay. 997 00:43:59,048 --> 00:44:02,356 Out of all your illustrious clients, right, 998 00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:07,056 maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent 999 00:44:07,143 --> 00:44:10,538 and that maybe their business needs align with mine, 1000 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,975 and... and maybe their personalities match as well, 1001 00:44:13,062 --> 00:44:16,500 and you could set us up for... I don't know... a lunch. 1002 00:44:16,544 --> 00:44:18,633 Okay, I am not a dating service 1003 00:44:18,764 --> 00:44:20,766 for businessmen, Duncan. 1004 00:44:20,809 --> 00:44:24,073 I am a therapist, and you need to respect that. 1005 00:44:24,117 --> 00:44:26,336 Okay, life coaches do it all the time. 1006 00:44:26,423 --> 00:44:29,078 - I am not a... I am not a life coach. 1007 00:44:29,165 --> 00:44:31,733 No, no, I... listen, I want to continue doing the work. 1008 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:33,909 I do... with you, with you. 1009 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,520 Then I think that you need to face 1010 00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:40,002 the discomfort of your truths. 1011 00:44:40,133 --> 00:44:43,440 You pumped your stock. 1012 00:44:43,484 --> 00:44:45,704 Right? - Eh... 1013 00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:48,271 Yeah, and now you want to do more of it? 1014 00:44:48,358 --> 00:44:51,797 I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail. 1015 00:44:51,884 --> 00:44:54,364 - Jail. Don't... Shh. Jail. 1016 00:44:54,408 --> 00:44:57,759 Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there. 1017 00:44:57,846 --> 00:44:59,805 - You make me feel worse! You do! 1018 00:44:59,935 --> 00:45:01,632 And that is not your job. 1019 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:04,244 I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job! 1020 00:45:04,331 --> 00:45:06,420 - Okay, this, right here... - Oh, my gosh. 1021 00:45:06,507 --> 00:45:10,337 This is why we have sessions in an office... boundaries. 1022 00:45:10,424 --> 00:45:12,252 Okay, look, I-I-I... 1023 00:45:12,339 --> 00:45:14,210 I apologize, Duncan, 1024 00:45:14,297 --> 00:45:16,430 and I am ending this conversation right now. 1025 00:45:16,517 --> 00:45:17,692 - No! Hey, wait. 1026 00:45:17,779 --> 00:45:19,215 Listen, Lili's having an affair. 1027 00:45:23,829 --> 00:45:27,223 I'm just a bit agitated... more than usual. 1028 00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:30,009 And you keep bringing up the SEC and lawyer and... 1029 00:45:30,052 --> 00:45:31,445 Well, I... 1030 00:45:31,532 --> 00:45:34,927 Listen, I-I depend on you, and I respect you. 1031 00:45:35,014 --> 00:45:37,451 There is... 1032 00:45:39,627 --> 00:45:41,063 There's no one else. 1033 00:45:51,117 --> 00:45:54,207 Oh, man, that's a good shower. 1034 00:45:54,337 --> 00:45:56,687 - Yeah. - Oh. 1035 00:45:56,818 --> 00:46:00,779 Finally, an ounce of respect for the VA, huh? 1036 00:46:00,866 --> 00:46:02,215 Right. 1037 00:46:02,302 --> 00:46:06,132 Oh, and some legit aboveboard decadence. 1038 00:46:06,219 --> 00:46:09,222 Yeah, I just wish some meetings went better. 1039 00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,701 Oh, no pouting, Jeffery. 1040 00:46:10,789 --> 00:46:13,487 Come on. No feelings in a firefight. 1041 00:46:13,574 --> 00:46:16,098 Smell this. 1042 00:46:16,142 --> 00:46:17,839 Bergamot. - Smells good. 1043 00:46:17,926 --> 00:46:19,972 - Yeah. Earl Grey, right? - [chuckles] 1044 00:46:20,059 --> 00:46:22,235 - [sniffs] Yeah. Come on, look around. 1045 00:46:22,322 --> 00:46:24,106 We're doing okay. 1046 00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:26,413 I'm gonna do my pitch tonight. 1047 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,155 All the wigs will be there, the big ones, the little ones. 1048 00:46:29,198 --> 00:46:31,418 - Hell, yeah. - I will make my case. 1049 00:46:31,548 --> 00:46:33,724 I'll be passionate. 1050 00:46:33,812 --> 00:46:35,161 I'm great when I'm passionate. 1051 00:46:35,248 --> 00:46:38,642 [chuckles] 1052 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:41,254 Do you want to help me get passionate? 1053 00:46:44,866 --> 00:46:46,433 Uh... 1054 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,000 Tom. 1055 00:46:48,043 --> 00:46:50,002 Yeah. 1056 00:46:50,089 --> 00:46:51,960 What about the Behavioral Health Forum in Fairlawn, huh? 1057 00:46:52,091 --> 00:46:54,441 Back seat of that car. - Yeah. 1058 00:46:54,571 --> 00:46:56,269 Yeah, I got you drunk. 1059 00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:58,053 Crossed the line. 1060 00:46:58,140 --> 00:47:00,012 Sorry. 1061 00:47:00,055 --> 00:47:02,884 But, you know, if I'm being honest... 1062 00:47:02,928 --> 00:47:05,104 not sorry. 1063 00:47:05,191 --> 00:47:07,062 I wasn't that drunk. 1064 00:47:07,149 --> 00:47:10,196 Oh. 1065 00:47:10,283 --> 00:47:12,024 But, uh... 1066 00:47:14,243 --> 00:47:15,679 Yeah. - Yeah. 1067 00:47:17,681 --> 00:47:18,987 Yeah, I was younger once, you know? 1068 00:47:19,031 --> 00:47:20,336 - No, no. - Handsomer. 1069 00:47:20,423 --> 00:47:21,947 No, no, no. 1070 00:47:22,034 --> 00:47:24,210 All the officers' wives wanted me. 1071 00:47:24,253 --> 00:47:25,951 Yeah, and you wanted the officers. 1072 00:47:26,038 --> 00:47:27,648 [chuckles] Yeah. 1073 00:47:27,735 --> 00:47:30,433 Hey, you're still handsome... 1074 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,261 Mm. 1075 00:47:32,348 --> 00:47:33,306 And my boss. 1076 00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:35,264 Yeah. Right. 1077 00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:36,526 Yeah. 1078 00:47:40,052 --> 00:47:41,705 You're gonna be great. 1079 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,751 Yeah? Gonna get some. 1080 00:47:43,838 --> 00:47:45,361 - Hoo-ah. - Yeah. 1081 00:47:45,448 --> 00:47:47,233 [applause] 1082 00:47:47,276 --> 00:47:49,800 Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things. 1083 00:47:49,931 --> 00:47:51,933 We did. 1084 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:54,153 We need to be agile. 1085 00:47:54,196 --> 00:47:57,808 And America is the greatest startup of them all. 1086 00:47:57,896 --> 00:47:59,419 The future is coming. 1087 00:47:59,506 --> 00:48:02,552 We like that startup energy. 1088 00:48:02,639 --> 00:48:04,772 We're gonna require our contractors 1089 00:48:04,859 --> 00:48:07,818 to look over existing deals 1090 00:48:07,906 --> 00:48:12,562 and let us know what was good about them in the first place. 1091 00:48:12,649 --> 00:48:14,738 Let's go to the movies. Hmm? 1092 00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,871 [applause] 1093 00:48:17,002 --> 00:48:19,047 [dramatic music playing] 1094 00:48:19,134 --> 00:48:21,789 Born from carbon-woven composite skin... 1095 00:48:21,876 --> 00:48:23,617 Wonderful speech, General. 1096 00:48:23,704 --> 00:48:25,532 I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Ruffage. 1097 00:48:25,662 --> 00:48:27,926 We pay overtime if we go even a minute over. 1098 00:48:27,969 --> 00:48:32,756 But wait, since he wasn't part of the original program, 1099 00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:35,063 is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room? 1100 00:48:35,150 --> 00:48:38,066 - Yeah. That's $2,100 a night. 1101 00:48:38,153 --> 00:48:41,504 I mean, you could lie, say you spoke. 1102 00:48:41,591 --> 00:48:43,289 Just don't get caught. 1103 00:48:43,376 --> 00:48:46,074 - Don, let me say my piece. Five minutes. That's it. 1104 00:48:46,161 --> 00:48:47,728 It's not about being reimbursed. 1105 00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:49,164 It's for the vets. 1106 00:48:49,295 --> 00:48:52,341 I find it best to leave these decisions 1107 00:48:52,428 --> 00:48:53,777 to Major Marcia. 1108 00:48:55,910 --> 00:48:59,392 - Shh... you son of a bitch. 1109 00:48:59,479 --> 00:49:01,350 You set me up to fuck me down! 1110 00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:03,787 How long you gonna hold a grudge? 1111 00:49:03,918 --> 00:49:06,790 You know what? To hell with this. 1112 00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:08,314 I'm speaking. 1113 00:49:08,444 --> 00:49:10,577 You can just try and stop me. 1114 00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:12,013 - No... - [grunting] 1115 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:14,537 [struggling] 1116 00:49:14,624 --> 00:49:18,715 [distant clattering] [plane whooshing] 1117 00:49:18,846 --> 00:49:20,282 Okay, okay. 1118 00:49:20,326 --> 00:49:24,417 [panting] 1119 00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:27,333 [breathing heavily] 1120 00:49:36,951 --> 00:49:41,390 [phone ringing] 1121 00:49:41,477 --> 00:49:42,870 Hey, handsome. 1122 00:49:42,957 --> 00:49:44,480 Hey, Dad. How's it going? 1123 00:49:44,567 --> 00:49:46,787 Oh, not bad, you know, for an old geezer. 1124 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:48,093 How's it going there? 1125 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,964 When, uh... when does school start? 1126 00:49:50,051 --> 00:49:52,010 Day after Labor Day, I think. 1127 00:49:52,053 --> 00:49:53,663 [sighs] 1128 00:49:53,794 --> 00:49:58,320 This place just feels like a weird "simaculum" of life. 1129 00:49:58,407 --> 00:50:00,931 - Simulacrum. - Simulacrum. 1130 00:50:01,062 --> 00:50:03,282 There's these clients who pay to come see 1131 00:50:03,369 --> 00:50:05,066 Mom and Gary on the hour. 1132 00:50:05,153 --> 00:50:06,372 It's so weird. 1133 00:50:06,459 --> 00:50:08,069 And there's this one guy who's worth, like, 1134 00:50:08,156 --> 00:50:09,636 a bazillion dollars, but he's the saddest man 1135 00:50:09,723 --> 00:50:11,333 you've ever seen. [chuckles] 1136 00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:16,208 The world there is not the world. 1137 00:50:16,338 --> 00:50:18,210 Your mother loved it. I did not. 1138 00:50:18,253 --> 00:50:20,299 Yeah. 1139 00:50:20,342 --> 00:50:22,214 I really want to come home. 1140 00:50:22,257 --> 00:50:23,954 Soon. 1141 00:50:23,998 --> 00:50:27,088 December 19th, the day the semester ends. 1142 00:50:27,219 --> 00:50:29,221 Um, and I-I checked... on the 21st, 1143 00:50:29,308 --> 00:50:32,093 BSO's playing Berlioz's "Symphonie fantastique." 1144 00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:34,487 It's "Berlios." 1145 00:50:34,574 --> 00:50:36,793 You know, worst-case scenario, 1146 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,144 you do both semesters out there. 1147 00:50:39,274 --> 00:50:42,190 [somber music] 1148 00:50:42,277 --> 00:50:49,154 ♪ ♪ 1149 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:55,160 [thud] 1150 00:50:55,247 --> 00:50:57,075 - Shit. [clattering] 1151 00:51:04,430 --> 00:51:11,437 ♪ 1152 00:51:42,163 --> 00:51:45,123 [footsteps overhead, floor creaking] 1153 00:51:45,253 --> 00:51:48,343 Hi, Sandra, it's Dr. Gary Felder. 1154 00:51:48,387 --> 00:51:50,040 Yeah, it was a prescription I filled 1155 00:51:50,128 --> 00:51:54,436 for a patient... Teresa Phister, 17 years old. 1156 00:51:54,523 --> 00:51:55,916 Yeah, sure. I'll hold. Thanks. 1157 00:51:59,311 --> 00:52:01,574 It's a cesspool of idiots. 1158 00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:05,926 Guys like me and you making a median wage, 1159 00:52:06,013 --> 00:52:08,798 guys who actually make this country run... 1160 00:52:08,842 --> 00:52:10,278 Mm-hmm. 1161 00:52:10,365 --> 00:52:12,062 Who need to know what they're doing, 1162 00:52:12,106 --> 00:52:16,110 or else people, real people, will suffer. 1163 00:52:16,241 --> 00:52:17,720 I mean, what do we get 1164 00:52:17,807 --> 00:52:20,593 for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off? 1165 00:52:20,723 --> 00:52:24,031 [clears throat] - Why did Voorhees fire you? 1166 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,033 - I don't know. Who remembers? 1167 00:52:28,209 --> 00:52:31,343 I might have bottomed for his son. 1168 00:52:31,430 --> 00:52:32,605 [laughs] 1169 00:52:32,692 --> 00:52:33,823 Don Jr. 1170 00:52:33,867 --> 00:52:35,303 Oof. 1171 00:52:35,390 --> 00:52:36,913 That's what he wanted to be called. 1172 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,524 - [laughs] - Yeah. 1173 00:52:38,611 --> 00:52:40,090 - Wow. - I know. 1174 00:52:40,134 --> 00:52:41,788 They're military. 1175 00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:43,746 Like, and... should I be all gung ho, 1176 00:52:43,877 --> 00:52:46,358 like, war's my jam, or is it like, 1177 00:52:46,445 --> 00:52:47,620 oh, we don't talk about blood and guts 1178 00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:48,925 and stuff like that? 1179 00:52:49,012 --> 00:52:50,927 Just be yourself. 1180 00:52:50,971 --> 00:52:53,147 Who else would I be, huh? 1181 00:52:53,234 --> 00:52:55,149 Duncan, this is the story you need. 1182 00:52:55,193 --> 00:52:56,803 Yes. Right. Right-o. 1183 00:52:56,890 --> 00:52:59,458 Once more onto the beach. Bye. 1184 00:52:59,545 --> 00:53:00,589 Hey. 1185 00:53:00,676 --> 00:53:02,504 Go back to D.C. 1186 00:53:02,591 --> 00:53:04,071 I need you there. 1187 00:53:04,158 --> 00:53:06,204 Keep an eye on the jackals. 1188 00:53:06,291 --> 00:53:07,988 They see a safety net, and all they think is, 1189 00:53:08,031 --> 00:53:09,642 where'd I put my scissors? 1190 00:53:09,685 --> 00:53:12,079 - You're staying? - Yeah. 1191 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:14,690 - You hate it here. - I hate it everywhere. 1192 00:53:14,777 --> 00:53:17,258 I complain so much, I've lost track 1193 00:53:17,345 --> 00:53:20,914 of where things fall on my color wheel of shit. 1194 00:53:21,044 --> 00:53:23,917 It's all one big brown smear. 1195 00:53:24,004 --> 00:53:26,093 You'll be point in D.C., okay? 1196 00:53:26,180 --> 00:53:28,138 We'll... we'll talk every day. 1197 00:53:28,226 --> 00:53:30,184 Mr. Ruffage. 1198 00:53:30,228 --> 00:53:32,404 Duncan Park, CEO Hypergnosis. 1199 00:53:32,491 --> 00:53:33,796 Data analytics. - Oh. 1200 00:53:33,883 --> 00:53:36,277 I hear you need a data man 1201 00:53:36,364 --> 00:53:39,585 to help our fighting men in uniform... and... and women. 1202 00:53:39,628 --> 00:53:42,022 Can I get you a round of drinks? 1203 00:53:42,109 --> 00:53:44,633 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah, two of those. 1204 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,853 Uh, gentlemen, what can I... 1205 00:53:46,983 --> 00:53:49,464 what can I do for... 1206 00:53:49,508 --> 00:53:51,684 I am sorry. I don't... Is it the army? 1207 00:53:51,771 --> 00:53:53,251 Is it the navy? 1208 00:53:53,338 --> 00:53:54,513 Marines? 1209 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,950 Air Force and Coast Guard, too. 1210 00:53:57,037 --> 00:53:58,995 Cowabunga, right? 1211 00:53:59,082 --> 00:54:01,302 I... What... what can Hypergnosis do 1212 00:54:01,389 --> 00:54:03,391 to help us win our next war? 1213 00:54:03,435 --> 00:54:06,176 Uh, well, it's really the last war 1214 00:54:06,264 --> 00:54:07,787 we're still fighting. 1215 00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:10,572 Okay, of course. 1216 00:54:10,616 --> 00:54:11,878 Of course. [chuckles] 1217 00:54:11,965 --> 00:54:13,488 Tracking down the terrorists. 1218 00:54:13,575 --> 00:54:15,664 So you give us your satellite feed, 1219 00:54:15,751 --> 00:54:18,798 your secret files, and we... we meld that with our data. 1220 00:54:18,885 --> 00:54:21,801 We cross it. We blend it. We dig into it. 1221 00:54:21,888 --> 00:54:24,499 We find the pattern. We find your bad guys. 1222 00:54:24,543 --> 00:54:26,196 And you just... you just pull the trigger. 1223 00:54:26,284 --> 00:54:27,546 Done. Win-win. 1224 00:54:27,676 --> 00:54:29,635 I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, 1225 00:54:29,678 --> 00:54:31,419 but, no, they're kind of into it, too. 1226 00:54:31,550 --> 00:54:32,942 It's their martyrdom. 1227 00:54:33,029 --> 00:54:36,511 So that's... it's actually a win-win-win. 1228 00:54:36,555 --> 00:54:39,166 That's sort of the slogan for Hypergnosis. 1229 00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:40,733 Ah. 1230 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,300 Um, it's just... 1231 00:54:42,343 --> 00:54:43,736 What? 1232 00:54:43,823 --> 00:54:46,521 We represent America's veterans. 1233 00:54:46,608 --> 00:54:48,697 We're the VA. 1234 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:50,699 [chuckles] 1235 00:54:50,786 --> 00:54:52,745 [glasses clink] 1236 00:54:52,832 --> 00:54:55,748 [phone vibrating] 1237 00:54:55,791 --> 00:54:58,794 [light music] 1238 00:54:58,881 --> 00:55:01,188 How'd it go? 1239 00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:02,711 What's the matter? 1240 00:55:02,755 --> 00:55:06,193 Duncan, slow down. 1241 00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:08,413 I told you they were from the VA. 1242 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:11,067 You... you said military, okay? 1243 00:55:11,154 --> 00:55:14,897 I need a sexy, new client, not old urine-soaked vets 1244 00:55:14,941 --> 00:55:16,943 with their weird hats and broken brains. 1245 00:55:17,030 --> 00:55:18,684 I thought you got that. 1246 00:55:18,727 --> 00:55:20,903 Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract. 1247 00:55:21,034 --> 00:55:22,557 There are more than one kind, okay? 1248 00:55:22,644 --> 00:55:23,906 More than one kind. 1249 00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:25,908 There are stealth bombers and secret agents, 1250 00:55:25,995 --> 00:55:28,433 and then there's distributing colostomy bags in tent cities. 1251 00:55:28,563 --> 00:55:31,914 These men and women, they fought so that... 1252 00:55:32,001 --> 00:55:34,917 so that we... we here could... 1253 00:55:35,004 --> 00:55:37,224 be free here. 1254 00:55:37,311 --> 00:55:41,010 I admire them, and I've seen the alternatives. 1255 00:55:41,097 --> 00:55:42,838 But I chose to make a life here, 1256 00:55:42,925 --> 00:55:45,101 and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful. 1257 00:55:45,188 --> 00:55:47,452 Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero. 1258 00:55:47,539 --> 00:55:51,586 Okay, my company is not your ethical "laundry mat," okay? 1259 00:55:51,673 --> 00:55:52,848 I... 1260 00:55:56,374 --> 00:55:58,071 I have a reputation, okay? 1261 00:55:58,158 --> 00:56:02,597 I know it's not great what people say about me, but... 1262 00:56:02,641 --> 00:56:06,514 but this is not... this is not the story I needed. 1263 00:56:06,601 --> 00:56:09,387 Okay, this is just... this is goodwill fuckery. 1264 00:56:09,474 --> 00:56:12,128 And your buddy Little Tim, Little Tim, 1265 00:56:12,215 --> 00:56:14,043 that's exactly what he's gonna say 1266 00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:16,306 when he leaks the acquisition fail. 1267 00:56:16,394 --> 00:56:18,091 - No. - Yes. Yes, it is. 1268 00:56:18,134 --> 00:56:20,833 I-I-I-I see how that guy looks at me, 1269 00:56:20,963 --> 00:56:24,271 like I'm lying in a ditch 1270 00:56:24,358 --> 00:56:26,404 with my asshole sticking up inside out 1271 00:56:26,447 --> 00:56:28,667 so he can drive up with his buddies 1272 00:56:28,797 --> 00:56:31,844 and go, like, "Hey, guys, isn't that Duncan Park 1273 00:56:31,887 --> 00:56:34,760 in that ditch with his asshole sticking up inside out?" 1274 00:56:34,890 --> 00:56:37,197 Yeah, I know how people are... 1275 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,286 because I'm one of them. 1276 00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:41,636 I'm a person, and I'm like that. 1277 00:56:41,723 --> 00:56:44,247 - So you're walking away? - You're goddamn right! 1278 00:56:44,291 --> 00:56:46,206 And you're going to tell the VA guys. 1279 00:56:46,249 --> 00:56:47,816 That is your punishment, okay? 1280 00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,905 Just put them out of their misery. 1281 00:56:49,992 --> 00:56:52,212 They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway. 1282 00:56:52,299 --> 00:56:53,561 They can take it. 1283 00:56:53,648 --> 00:56:54,954 Thanks. 1284 00:56:55,041 --> 00:56:58,653 [dramatic music] 1285 00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:00,699 [groans] 1286 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,355 [phone vibrates] - Message from Harper. 1287 00:57:05,443 --> 00:57:09,359 ♪ ♪ 1288 00:57:09,447 --> 00:57:12,362 [phone vibrating] Message... message from Harper. 1289 00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:14,321 Message from Harper. 1290 00:57:14,408 --> 00:57:17,063 Message... message... message from Harper. 1291 00:57:17,150 --> 00:57:21,154 ♪ ♪ 1292 00:57:21,241 --> 00:57:23,852 You got to be kidding me. 1293 00:57:23,939 --> 00:57:29,945 ♪ ♪ 1294 00:57:30,076 --> 00:57:32,600 Um, before we start, 1295 00:57:32,687 --> 00:57:36,299 I think it's important to ensure your commitment 1296 00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:39,172 to the doctor-patient- confidentiality thing. 1297 00:57:39,259 --> 00:57:42,349 You know everything about me, as it should be, 1298 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,831 and as you know, I have trust issues. 1299 00:57:45,918 --> 00:57:48,268 Duncan... 1300 00:57:48,311 --> 00:57:50,052 where are we going with this? 1301 00:57:50,139 --> 00:57:51,489 Easier to hear me out. 1302 00:57:51,576 --> 00:57:54,753 Um... 1303 00:57:54,883 --> 00:57:57,973 on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, 1304 00:57:58,104 --> 00:58:01,063 but you were actually getting varicose veins removed. 1305 00:58:01,107 --> 00:58:04,850 Hypergnosis, my company, we harvest your data 1306 00:58:04,937 --> 00:58:07,417 every time you click agree, and then we put that all 1307 00:58:07,505 --> 00:58:11,030 into an algorithm that would make the Patriot Act blush... 1308 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,294 anything, everywhere, anybody. 1309 00:58:14,381 --> 00:58:15,556 I know. 1310 00:58:15,643 --> 00:58:17,297 All that godlike knowledge, 1311 00:58:17,384 --> 00:58:19,647 and still, Cupertino didn't want us. 1312 00:58:19,734 --> 00:58:24,347 The thing is, we're not all that unique. 1313 00:58:24,478 --> 00:58:27,394 The amount of companies with as much or more capability 1314 00:58:27,481 --> 00:58:29,527 than the NSA would give you nightmares. 1315 00:58:29,614 --> 00:58:31,920 Here, Russia, China, India... 1316 00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:34,706 they all have what I have on you, 1317 00:58:34,749 --> 00:58:36,621 if... if they only cared to look. 1318 00:58:36,708 --> 00:58:39,928 Duncan, um, I fear that you... 1319 00:58:40,015 --> 00:58:43,410 you may be having a psychotic episode. 1320 00:58:43,453 --> 00:58:45,325 Half of it's public filings and court cases, 1321 00:58:45,412 --> 00:58:46,935 like how you and your ex-husband both 1322 00:58:47,022 --> 00:58:49,459 try to dodge custody of the kid. 1323 00:58:49,503 --> 00:58:51,853 Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that. 1324 00:58:55,248 --> 00:58:57,337 Okay. 1325 00:58:57,424 --> 00:58:59,208 Okay. 1326 00:58:59,295 --> 00:59:01,254 You need to leave... - [breathing heavily] 1327 00:59:01,341 --> 00:59:02,690 Right now. 1328 00:59:02,777 --> 00:59:04,779 You need to face the discomforts 1329 00:59:04,866 --> 00:59:06,259 of your truths, Jojo. 1330 00:59:10,002 --> 00:59:11,960 When I told you my company was in trouble, 1331 00:59:12,004 --> 00:59:14,441 within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, 1332 00:59:14,484 --> 00:59:17,313 you sold your shares, and I was like, wha... 1333 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,619 That hurt. 1334 00:59:18,663 --> 00:59:20,142 No faith in Dunky? 1335 00:59:20,273 --> 00:59:21,796 And then I asked myself... 1336 00:59:21,883 --> 00:59:25,670 I was like, why did she have shares of my company? 1337 00:59:25,713 --> 00:59:28,455 Sounds like a conflict of interest, no? 1338 00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:30,457 Oh, my goodness. Could it be? Yes. 1339 00:59:30,544 --> 00:59:32,590 Yes, it is. 1340 00:59:32,677 --> 00:59:34,766 You've been running a magnificent scam 1341 00:59:34,853 --> 00:59:37,812 on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients. 1342 00:59:37,899 --> 00:59:40,336 You, the trusted repository 1343 00:59:40,423 --> 00:59:43,862 of the Valley's ultimate insider information. 1344 00:59:43,949 --> 00:59:47,256 VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call, sell. 1345 00:59:47,343 --> 00:59:50,085 CEO hopes his wife finally respects him 1346 00:59:50,172 --> 00:59:53,001 after an upcoming secret merger, buy. 1347 00:59:53,088 --> 00:59:54,568 What's the harm? 1348 00:59:54,699 --> 00:59:56,875 Except it's a felony, and you can go to jail for it. 1349 00:59:56,962 --> 00:59:59,138 Duncan, this is madness. 1350 00:59:59,225 --> 01:00:02,924 You are confabulating, and it's a-a-a concern. 1351 01:00:03,011 --> 01:00:04,839 That superior tone is something 1352 01:00:04,926 --> 01:00:07,233 I really would like you to work on. 1353 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,017 Sit. 1354 01:00:09,148 --> 01:00:12,194 Sit, please. 1355 01:00:12,238 --> 01:00:16,111 We're both flawed human beings, you and I. 1356 01:00:16,198 --> 01:00:18,374 With your degree, you could have chosen 1357 01:00:18,461 --> 01:00:21,203 to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons, 1358 01:00:21,334 --> 01:00:23,858 but, no, no, no, you planted yourself 1359 01:00:23,902 --> 01:00:27,166 in the single richest enclave in America 1360 01:00:27,253 --> 01:00:30,125 to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety, 1361 01:00:30,212 --> 01:00:31,605 sudden wealth syndrome? 1362 01:00:31,692 --> 01:00:33,999 No. 1363 01:00:34,086 --> 01:00:36,044 You profited. 1364 01:00:36,088 --> 01:00:38,786 It really is okay, and you'll still profit. 1365 01:00:38,873 --> 01:00:41,615 Me too... 1366 01:00:41,702 --> 01:00:44,749 because you're gonna dish all that life-giving dirt to me. 1367 01:00:46,489 --> 01:00:48,840 Not today, though. No. 1368 01:00:48,927 --> 01:00:53,192 Today I feel comfortable, earthed. 1369 01:00:53,322 --> 01:00:56,804 There's level ground between us. 1370 01:00:56,891 --> 01:00:59,546 Feels better, right? 1371 01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:03,855 So can we please just... please... 1372 01:01:03,942 --> 01:01:05,944 talk about my dad? 1373 01:01:06,031 --> 01:01:12,864 ♪ ♪ 1374 01:01:12,951 --> 01:01:15,823 [crying] 1375 01:01:20,001 --> 01:01:21,481 [door opens] 1376 01:01:21,568 --> 01:01:24,179 Hello? 1377 01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:25,964 Hello? 1378 01:01:26,051 --> 01:01:33,014 ♪ ♪ 1379 01:01:42,676 --> 01:01:43,677 You are inviting a pushback that is going to feel 1380 01:01:43,808 --> 01:01:45,244 like the wrath of God. - Ow! 1381 01:01:45,374 --> 01:01:47,768 Dad, you're, like, having a breakdown. 1382 01:01:47,899 --> 01:01:49,596 Aaah! 1383 01:01:49,727 --> 01:01:51,511 Hyper gnomes, assemble! 1384 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:53,426 We're gonna make money! 1385 01:01:53,513 --> 01:01:56,690 10 million data points on every person from birth. 1386 01:01:56,821 --> 01:01:58,605 You're not predicting behavior. 1387 01:01:58,692 --> 01:01:59,649 You're steering it. 1388 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:01,303 [Cellphone chimes] 1389 01:02:01,434 --> 01:02:04,306 - Your algorithm says all that? - Yes. 1390 01:02:04,437 --> 01:02:07,614 That's the kind of tech that could help people. 1391 01:02:07,701 --> 01:02:12,140 My patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. 1392 01:02:12,227 --> 01:02:13,272 I just want to crush them. 1393 01:02:13,359 --> 01:02:14,969 [Whistle blows] 1394 01:02:15,056 --> 01:02:17,537 So, what is your deal, bro? 1395 01:02:17,624 --> 01:02:19,495 I know tech changed the world, 1396 01:02:19,582 --> 01:02:22,281 but so did the bubonic plague. 1397 01:02:22,411 --> 01:02:24,457 -I don't get it... your bot, is it a moron? 1398 01:02:24,587 --> 01:02:26,676 I mean, is it based on a moron? - [Laughs] 1399 01:02:26,764 --> 01:02:28,809 Duncan! 1400 01:02:28,896 --> 01:02:30,768 You do not want this guy running your company. 1401 01:02:30,855 --> 01:02:31,899 Hey! Whoa! 1402 01:02:32,073 --> 01:02:34,380 ♪♪ 1403 01:02:34,510 --> 01:02:36,251 Prepare to have your mind blown. 1404 01:02:36,425 --> 01:02:39,385 ♪♪ 1405 01:02:43,824 --> 01:02:45,826 Welcome to the table read of "The Audacity," first block. 1406 01:02:45,957 --> 01:02:47,480 [Cheers and applause] 1407 01:02:47,567 --> 01:02:48,960 It's about to get real. 1408 01:02:49,047 --> 01:02:50,309 [Applause] 1409 01:02:50,439 --> 01:02:52,964 -The Audacity. Episode 101. 1410 01:03:00,275 --> 01:03:02,408 In episode one, the first thing that I wrote down 1411 01:03:02,538 --> 01:03:04,279 was Duncan's opening line. 1412 01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:12,070 It felt like it was being said to somebody in confidence. 1413 01:03:15,987 --> 01:03:19,077 She kind of runs the Valley's mindset, or the psychology. 1414 01:03:19,164 --> 01:03:20,948 The lost man-children. 1415 01:03:21,079 --> 01:03:23,037 It became a question of, 1416 01:03:23,124 --> 01:03:24,517 how can we make this relationship 1417 01:03:24,647 --> 01:03:26,562 more than just therapist-patient? 1418 01:03:26,693 --> 01:03:28,347 They started the season a little bit in performance 1419 01:03:28,477 --> 01:03:30,262 of themselves, especially Joanne. 1420 01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:33,178 She's, like, playing the "good therapist." 1421 01:03:40,489 --> 01:03:43,753 Let's see what happens when you are a powerful person 1422 01:03:43,841 --> 01:03:45,625 discussing corporate secrets, 1423 01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:48,671 successes and failures, in a therapeutic setting. 1424 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:51,718 And what does the therapist do with the information, 1425 01:03:51,805 --> 01:03:53,938 which is essentially insider information? 1426 01:03:54,025 --> 01:03:56,854 Really, this is strictly between us. 1427 01:04:00,118 --> 01:04:02,903 It was fun also doing some therapy scenes with Zach. 1428 01:04:03,034 --> 01:04:04,644 - Would you like to starfish, Carl? - No. 1429 01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:07,125 Okay. Yeah. Thank you. 1430 01:04:07,255 --> 01:04:12,130 Bardolph is... he's an angry man and very resentful 1431 01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:15,002 and feels like he's never gotten his flowers 1432 01:04:15,133 --> 01:04:19,354 that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of Silicon Valley. 1433 01:04:19,485 --> 01:04:23,054 His main problem is greed, like most of the characters. 1434 01:04:34,761 --> 01:04:36,981 The doctor-patient confidentiality thing, 1435 01:04:37,068 --> 01:04:38,156 just how airtight is that? 1436 01:04:43,335 --> 01:04:44,466 Ha! 1437 01:04:44,553 --> 01:04:45,990 I grew up in a house 1438 01:04:46,077 --> 01:04:49,819 with a psychiatrist and a therapist, 1439 01:04:49,907 --> 01:04:51,517 with their offices in the house, 1440 01:04:51,604 --> 01:04:52,910 and I could hear the patients. 1441 01:04:52,997 --> 01:04:54,433 I was a teenager. 1442 01:04:54,563 --> 01:04:56,217 And I chose not to listen to them 1443 01:04:56,304 --> 01:04:57,697 because they were mostly really boring, 1444 01:04:57,827 --> 01:04:59,655 but I could listen to them. 1445 01:04:59,742 --> 01:05:01,614 It's that sort of funny faith 1446 01:05:01,744 --> 01:05:03,746 that this room's a safe space. 1447 01:05:03,877 --> 01:05:06,097 Why? What's so safe about it? 1448 01:05:12,886 --> 01:05:14,670 These two seemingly are so different, 1449 01:05:14,801 --> 01:05:17,891 but then they actually have a lot in common. 1450 01:05:18,022 --> 01:05:21,895 She is shown to be somebody with ethical lapses, 1451 01:05:22,026 --> 01:05:23,810 who cuts corners herself. 1452 01:05:23,897 --> 01:05:25,072 It really is okay. 1453 01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:27,118 And you'll still profit. Me too. 1454 01:05:31,687 --> 01:05:32,601 End of episode. 1455 01:05:32,688 --> 01:05:33,602 [Applause] 1456 01:05:33,776 --> 01:05:39,826 ♪♪ 1457 01:05:41,045 --> 01:05:43,917 [dramatic music] 1458 01:05:44,004 --> 01:05:50,968 ♪ ♪ 94302

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